CJLPlate

Guys, we need to talk.

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 22:00:00 +0800

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
With not having heard from CJLPlate in a while we ponder...is this the end for Perth, Western Australias #1 EPW Themed podcast... have a listen and find out the shocking truth for yourself!

CJLPlate - Episode Ten EXTRAVAGANZA "The Masters Of Disguise"

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 20:00:00 +0800

What's this? On a Sunday? Surely not!

Well throw those thoughts out the window CJLPlate are back on a special Sunday Funday Tenth Episode EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Before the world gets back to normal join your favourite hosts CJL and Jesse "L Plate" Lambert as they bring you an episode with everything from a real life arrest, CJL's impressive motor vehicle impersonations to loads loads LOADS of special guests!!!

Sit back and relax before you get back into the daily grind with CJLPlate's Tenth Episode Extravaganza, The Masters of Disguise!!!

CJLPlate - Episode Nine "The Big, Red, Comeback"

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 21:00:00 +0800

Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator movies......and a lot of his other movies.......WE ARE BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!

Oh my how long it has been since you've heard the dulcet tones of the CJLPlate experience, but fret no longer here we are with an all new episode. CJLPlate are taking podcasting into a whole new direction this week with their first ever "Car Park Podcast" (Patent pending)

Join CJL and Jesse "L Plate" Lambert as they cruise the mean streets of Doubleview and chat all things wrestling. Stay listening for a heck of a lot of cameos, a certain Godfather of Australian wrestling and lets not forget the biggest guest......MAYOR OF KNOX COUNTY, THE BIG RED MACHINE KANE!!!!!!

Not to mention the usual abundance of good laughs and insightful social commentary. Sit back and relax with Episode Nine, The Big, Red, Comeback!!!

*disclaimer: May or may not have been recorded in the mean streets of Doubleview.

CJLPlate - Episode Eight "Hey! I'm A Talkin' Here!"

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:00:00 +0800

Hello and welcome to Episode 8 of CJLPlate!

This episode things went a little different. In the wake of some absolutely horrifying revelations, the still absolute horrid mistreatment of people in the #blacklivesmatter protests and of course our good friend Captain Covid we thought long and hard at what people really need right now.

Laughter, and the best way we thought of bringing that to you was to give over the reigns of the podcast to none other than Mr. L Plate himself Jesse Lambert. That's right folks, CJL has given up all scheduling and creative control entirely to Jesse. Did it go well?? Did it go horrible?? Did a certain New York Pizza delivery man show up unannounced at CJL's door? Who knows, you'll have to sit back, kick of your shoes and enjoy a laugh at our expense.

Be good to each other people, we are thinking of you.

CJLPlate - Episode Seven "Did U Guys Feel That?"

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 21:00:00 +0800

Welcome to Episode 7 "Did U Guys Feel That?"

This episode we have our very first ever interstate guest, all the way from New South Wales, please welcome CONCRETE DAVIDSON!!!!!

Concrete has been a pillar of the Australian Wrestling scene for well over a decade now and it was a huge honour to have him as our very first Interstate Guest!

Conco offers the CJLPate listeners exclusive insight into all the happenings on the East Coast of Australia, talks about his own podcast becoming a big time player in Ghana, reminises about some old war stories, joins in on our next Poll-A-Mania and drops some HUUUUUGEEEEE names!!

So sit back, relax, crack open a favourite beverage and let the CJLPlate experience whisk you off for an hour of pro wrestling listening pleasure!

As always make sure to follow us on twitter @CJLPlate for the newest Poll-A-Mania plus many many more behind the scene snippets and all the goings on between your two favourite australian wrestling podcast hosts, Chris J Lazareth and Jesse "L Plate" Lambert!!!!

CJLPlate - Episode Six "Bitter and Deez Nuts"

Fri, 29 May 2020 20:00:00 +0800

Welcome to Episode 6 of CJLPlate "Bitter and Deez Nuts"

This episode we catch up with one of the New Wave of Explosive Pro Wrestling superstars and have a chat with Jesse's good friend (Jesse's words not ours) "Bitter and Then Some" Mr. James Hartness!

What an epiosde! We delve into James Hartness' love of the Death Match, how his career hasn't exactly gone to plan yet in EPW (A loss to Jesse will do that)
James explains his whirlwind Melbourne Covid-19 interrupted trip and weighs into the celebrity chef debate waging between CJL and Jesse Lambert.

Also Jesse may or may not have lost his temper at our guest, whilst we can't promise anything we will try to get Jesse into some sort of Anger Management for his obvious issues, bear with us people Rome wasn't built in a day.

Along with the usual name drop galore join us for Episode Six: Bitter and DEEZ NUTS!

P.S. Sound guy Steve also hooked CJL up with his very own Sound FX box, needless to say CJL employs it regularly.....unlike Sound guy Steve who is no longer employed by us.... like we said Jesse is working on his issues.

CJLPlate - Episode Five "Boys, Bois, Boiz."

Fri, 15 May 2020 20:00:00 +0800

Welcome to Episode 5 of CJLPlate, that's right Cinco de Episodo.....

As always join Chris J Lazareth and Jesse "L Plate" Lambert as they take you on a whirlwind ride around the Pro-Wrestling scene.
What a show!! We started Poll-A-Mania (make sure to follow us on twitter @CJLPlate), talked about what happened to our special guest for the show, explain why the episode is entitled Boys, Bois, Boiz, Jesse made CJL see the error of his time keeping ways (Yes you James Hartness!) and heck we even stay topical and discuss that batshit crazy name from Grimey and Musk.

Also if you've ever wanted to hear Chris J Lazareth beatbox while Jesse lays down some sick rhymes, well this is the episode for you!!!

All this and more!!!! Episode Five is for the BOYS, BOIS, BOIZZZZZZZ!!!!!

*Disclaimer: Show also for the female population. We swear there will be a Girls, Goils, Goilz! show very soon.

CJLPlate - Episode Four "Fourleone"

Fri, 01 May 2020 20:00:00 +0800

Welcome to Episode 4 of CJLPlate "Fourleone". Why the odd name, well because it's our fourth episode and for the First Time Ever Special Guest EPW Perth's own The Don, Michael Morleone.

Join Jesse and CJL as they chat with the former 2X EPW Champion about all things wrestling. From trips down memory lane when a young Don defeated our very own CJL to rare never before heard behind the scenes stories of some of the biggest names in Pro Wrestling!! (We don't wanna give it away but a certain Big Poppa Pump gets a mention.)
CJL and Jesse also put the Don in the hot-seat and really find out what he thinks about some people.

All that and an extra special surprise guest appearance by......Well we're not gonna spoil it here, go have a listen. We're gonna say it folks.....BEST.....EPISODE.....YET!!!!

CJLPlate - Episode Three "Deez Bones: Fireyard McKenzie Bros."

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 20:00:00 +0800

Welcome to Episode 3. Now we promised we wouldn't let Jesse choose the names of the episodes anymore but well, it just fits. So Welcome to "Deez Bones - Fireyard McKenzie Bros".

In this episode we tackle the two HUGE cinematic Wrestlemania matches and finally delve into Jesse's all time favourite match, Bodhi Vs Byron McKenzie from back at Explosive Pro Wrestling's ReAwakening14!

Remember to follow us on Twitter @CJLPlate to see if we can get to the bottom of #WhoIsDelCano? Follow the hashtag to see if Jesse's conspiracy theory is correct!

A new streamlined format and NAME DROPS ahoy. Tune in!

CJLPlate - Episode Two "PreAwakening14" MINISODE

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 20:00:00 +0800

Well.... We hoped to bring you episode two tonight however, tonight you are treated to a very special MINISODE!! What's a minisode, why is it a minisode? Well you're just going to have to tune in, find out and make sure to go follow us on Twitter @CJLPlate for all the huge updates to come from this minisode, we have dubbed this PreAwakening14 as we will most definitely get back to that huge event and Jesse's disturbing love for the McKenzie Bros.

CJLPlate - Episode One "Deez Nuts"

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:00:00 +0800

Welcome to the very first CJLPlate podcast. Join Chris J Lazareth and Jesse L Plate Lambert as they dissect Explosive Pro Wrestling's latest event "Going for Broke".

Leaving no stone unturned join us for the first in an ongoing series delving you into aspects of life and pro wrestling you never thought you'd wanna listen to.

(Apologies for some obvious audio kinks. We are getting our sound guy Bill onto them right away, also apologies for letting Jesse choose the name for our first episode....it will probably happen again)