Miku's Crackhouse

The Mediocre Digital Crackhouse

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to the circus, Sam adjusts to life as member of working society, and the boys discuss other types of online animated pilots.

Facism Rocks! (Taylor's Ver.)

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 23:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist!

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Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army
Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/
Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia
Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:45 - Instant QnA, Just Add Discord
14:52 - The Last Of School House Rock Generation
50:30 - The Selfish Desire For Big Screen
55:18 - Need vs Want With Games
1:01:10 - Myles' Modding Malding
1:09:45 - The Builds Of Eldin Ring
1:22:16 - Modding YouTube To Be Optimal
1:32:15 - Outro

WE LOVE MONDAYS

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0500

Poo & A

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets trafficked to watch his favorite Pixar movie Elemental, Sam falls head over heels for the new Shonen Jump series Kagurabachi, and the boys answer numerous questions sent in by the audience!

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:25 - Perfected Hate's Kagurabachi
6:58 - It's Got The Juice
13:22 - Q&A: Challenge Runs
25:05 - Q&A: Authors Intent Vs Freedom Of Experience
35:05 - True Gaming Sequels
40:05 - Q&A: Consistency Vs RNG
55:29 - Q&A: Marriage
1:04:05 - Q&A: Children
1:08:23 - Q&A: Trad Life
1:18:45 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:19:05 - Trad Life Finishes
1:22:53 - Q&A: Guest Episodes
1:29:52 - Q&A: Racism
1:33:00 - Getting Ed His Props
1:40:12 - Discovering the Cock-Conductor
1:47:38 - Myles Was Forced To Watch Elemental
2:10:35 - A Dump, A Poop, and A Shit
2:23:23 - Outro

You've Got Some Edsplaining To Do

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 22:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles Gets Ed (for real this time, he actually watched the show), Sam discusses the many peculiarities of the game Prototype, and the boys debate what western cartoon characters could classify as lolis or shotas.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:23 - Get Ed And Get The Hell Out
32:00 - Myles Suffers A Mind Break
39:50 - Barbenheimer: Crackhouse's Nuclear Cinema Dunks
59:55 - Sam Plays Prototype
1:15:00 - Wokenstein: The Political Agenda
1:25:15 - Armored Core Discourse Is Surprisingly Tolerable!
1:30:15 - Modding Discourse Is Lame Still
1:38:25 - Pulling the Plug
1:46:40 - The Weekly TotK Modding Segment
1:55:25 - Outro

Catatonic

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes back in for 60 Days In Season 2, Myles finally sees the Mario Movie, and the Crackhouse gets invaded by a furry little friend.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast
1:20 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 2
2:50 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast 2
3:00 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 2
8:35 - Cat 3
8:40 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 2
14:20 - Best of the Worst Cat
15:00 - 60 Days In Season 2
23:44 - Additional Cattage
23:50 - 60 Days In Season 2
45:45 - Absurd Individuals
1:07:10 - Myles’ Mod Corner
1:09:35 - Myles Reviews Mario Movie
1:17:55 - The Gang Wonders About Mario Wonder
1:26:44 - Shut Up About Game Stories
1:35:44 - It Ain't That Deep
1:55:25 - But It IS That Important
2:07:38 - Copium Game Of The Year 2023
2:25:25 - Outro

60 Days In The Attack Zone

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is all-in for 60 Days In, Myles becomes a Zelda modder, and the boys discuss their issues with modern gaming criticism.

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TIMSTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:34 - Booked for 60 Days In
33:50 - The Characters Of Survivor
1:02:05 - Game Shows That ARE Video Games
1:06:15 - Armored Core Filtration System
1:16:06 - Myles Vs The World Of End Users
1:25:05 - A Culture Of Criticism
1:46:00 - Addressing The Starfield In The Room
1:57:02 - Outro

Get Spiritual

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam can't stop crying, Myles Gets Ed, and the boys discuss the highs and lows of video game spiritual successors, including Bombrush Cyberfunk, Yooka-Laylee, Mighty No. 9, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - All My Tears
13:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
13:12 - Myles Is Old Now
19:58 - The Quality Expectation Event Horizon
26:37 - Done With Successors Pt 1
31:00 - Baldurs Gate 3
38:40 - Spiritual Successors Are Over Pt 2
54:55 - Unreasonable Asks
1:19:20 - Difficulty Made Meaningless
1:34:50 - Liking Open Worlds
1:44:18 - Unfairly Deflowered
1:51:50 - Truly Heinous
1:52:50 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 3
1:53:00 - Truly Heinous Continued
1:56:40 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 4
1:57:30 - Truly Heinous Finished
2:10:40 - DBZ Is True Kino
2:16:50 - Outro

Greatness Unleashed

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 23:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam questions why the magic of SpongeBob Squarepants has never been fully recreated, Myles discusses the concept of "Fall Guy" media, and the boys dive into what truly makes a piece of art stand the test of time.

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The Last Original Idea

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam describes the follies of Riverdale's final season, Myles cleans his room, and the boys debate if Spy Kids 3D: Game Over is the last original idea.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:21 - Gambling and Nolan Rambling
15:19 - Myles' Opinion Trauma
23:25 - Myles Link Statue
26:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
26:17 - Statue Continued
28:30 - This Is A Video Only Podcast II
29:00 - Moving Ain't Fun
33:50 - Yo Can Sam Talk About Riverdale
47:55 - The Biomes Of Prison
58:45 - Old Commercial Memories
1:05:40 - The Analogy Slips Away
1:13:25 - Bare Minimum Engagement
1:32:00 - Repulsive Visuals
1:35:55 - Compromised Visuals And Versions
1:42:17 - Living That Life
1:47:50 - Sam Accidentally Summons Undertaker
1:49:40 - Outro

Post Traumatic Survivor Disorder

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys have a complete fixation on early 2000s era reality TV shows, such as Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, and the Amazing Race. Sam discusses how Amazing Race gave a grieving family PTSD, Myles pontificates if the reward of Hell's Kitchen is the worst in TV History, and the boys both craft their very own custom Survivor Character Stat Sheet!

Stats for the Survivor Character Creator (Spread 20 points):
Vitality (Endurance and Stamina)
Work Ethic
Challenge Prowess (Physical Fitness and Puzzle Skills)
Charisma (Social Skills)
Survival Skills (Fire Making, Food Prep, Hunting/Gathering)
Perception (Instinct and Bullshit Tolerance)
Luck (Idol Discovery and Rock Draw Probability)

The Tribe Has Spoken

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana.

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Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

TIMESTMAPS:
0:00 - Intro
2:45 - Moving In
4:25 - Everyone Has A Price
6:35 - New York Sucks
10:13 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
10:40 - New York Sucks Continued
14:50 - Myles' New Special Interest
41:00 - Show Subcultures
49:50 - Mechanics of Genre
1:02:45 - Discourse Malding, Crackhouse Seething
1:11:11 - Myles' Monster Rig
1:23:15 - Bananas For Gamebanana
1:36:45 - Fake Outro Is Fake
1:38:00 - Falling Off
1:46:10 - Squash The Beef Setlist Reveal
1:54:46 - True Outro

Squash the Beef Tour

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to a wedding, Sam pontificates on having swamp ass, and the boys discuss their hang-ups with online gaming criticisms.

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Sad Pirates Points Parade

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 12:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
1:20 - Myles Binges Turkey Tom
14:05 - Proper Recaps
22:25 - Sam Doesn't Miss Social Media
25:25 - Information Doesn't Stick For Sam
37:20 - Myles Is Never Losing
42:25 - The Chad Translation vs The Virgin Scanlation
45:00 - The Squash The Beef Tour 2023
55:10 - Hard vs. Punishing, or Is Super Mario Bros. HARDER Than Dark Souls?
1:10:00 - School Elections And Pirate Points
2:08:10 - Outro

The Cope Chronicles

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it.

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0:00 - Intro
1:00 - The Effects Of Cope and Copium
35:50 - Aging Out Of Games Part 1
38:30 - The Day One Fallacy
41:30 - Can't Deal With Another Airy British Voice
46:25 - Sendups Vs Ripoff Nintendon'ts
1:02:25 - Knowing Your Place
1:14:25 - Aging Out Of Games Part 2 and Remake Fatigue
1:33:45 - It's Live Service Poverty Hours, Dude
1:38:40 - Myles Feels The Need To Stim
1:42:10 - Did You Know A Hat In Time Sucks
1:48:20 - Sudden Outro

We Are Now a Veronica Mars Podcast

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:30 - Turned On To And By Veronica Mars
10:00 - Nostalgia Is A Weaponized Word
35:45 - Humor Needs An Update
58:25 - What Made Shows Compelling
1:13:50 - Fistfights Are Back With Creed 3
1:28:20 - Myles Has a Podcast Identity Crisis
1:29:50 - Immediate Interest Versus Gradually Increased Content
1:40:50 - Myles Thrives On His Own Malding
1:47:05 - Outro

Pier Narcs: Cruise Control

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world’s finest critic.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:55 - Sam has Content™
2:20 - Myles Is Disney's Biggest Jewish Supporter
12:20 - Pier Running
18:40 - The Cruise Experience And Culture
31:30 - Insider Info For Theme Parks
36:30 - Veronica Mars: Film Noir School
48:25 - Sam and Myles Miss Real Offensive Content
54:30 - Netflix Has Lost Its Edge
59:10 - Celebrities In Games
1:08:00 - Living Up To the Soulsborne Pedigree
1:16:10 - Time Is Media's True Critic: Zelda Edition
1:33:00 - Pining For More Powerful Nintendo
1:41:05 - Games As Problems To Solve
1:53:00 - Outro

Let's Hit The Streets, Gamers!

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
1:00 - Sam vs. The Riverside Support Squad
9:00 - A PLANETARY APOLOGY: Reverence Of Cult Classics
20:00 - Myles Beat TotK
26:00 - TotK Final Boss Discussion (Light Spoilers)
37:00 - Conquering The Streets
46:10 - Myles Will Only Use Stick
53:20 - The Tetris Movie
1:02:05 - A Very Sudden Old Cartoons Tangent
1:09:07 - Across The Spider-Verse (Spoilers)
1:15:20 - The Only Overrated Game
1:28:25 - Outro

Five Nights at Jamiroquai's

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss how modern video games are becoming too expensive to produce, throw shade at Twitter artists, and reminisce on the cringe inducing world of the Minecraft parody song. By the end of this podcast you'll want us cancelled like the Huffington Post.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
2:20 - Not just winging it, free balling it
7:30 - Being defined by memes and jokes
22:00 - Eating Your Media Vegetables
29:00 - Pokemon Vegetables specifically
36:10 - Looking Back At The Games Industry
47:10 - Ai Love A.I. Art(ificial Intelligence)
1:00:10 - Myles Adores Charles Atlas Superpowers
1:05:25 - Movie Tie In Games
1:27:20 - Cyberpunk Is Gay (Factually)
1:36:45 - Gatekeeping Elitism
2:09:00 - The Parody Song Era
2:26:35 - Outro

Much Ado About Metacritic

Fri, 26 May 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers.

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Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:15 - How Was The Week?
3:00 - Metacritic
15:00 - Crackhouse Issues An Apology
16:20 - The Fascination With the Top 100
19:22 - Pruning the Dupes Out
27:25 - What Was Gatekept From the Top 100
34:15 - Legendary Honorable Mentions
37:10 - Dressing Down The Rating Scales
44:07 - Why Do Guns Suck Now?
48:55 - The User Rated Top 100
1:04:50 - Tears Of the Kingdom Side Tangent
1:07:50 - Myles Falls Down the Light Lark Rabbit Hole
1:16:50 - Myles Makes A Face-Turn For Spite
1:29:45 - The Moral Of The Episode: An Open Letter To Critics and Creatives
1:51:25 - Discussing the May 2023 Playstation Event
1:54:10 - Loving Bad Games and Wind Down Boolin'
2:00:30 - Outro

Tears of Joy

Fri, 19 May 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom by absolutely gushing over the new mechanics and evolution of Breath of the Wild's world design (and making fun of horrible Twitter TotK takes in the process). Also this week, Myles gets surrounded by enemies at all sides at the movie theater, and Sam wants to normalize going to events alone.

NOTE: Due to technical issues, the last hour of this episode has become Lost Media, hence lack of outro.

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TIMESTAMPS:
Coming Soon!

Power Stoned

Fri, 12 May 2023 15:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles hates memes, Sam visits Galloping Ghost Arcade, and the boys discuss the worst weapons in the classic Mega Man series.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:23 - Myles Vs Discord; The Boys vs The ACT Test
11:35 - Nostalgia as a Coping Mechanism
21:47 - Falling In Love With Strangers Of Paradise All Over Again
33:20 - Games With Plots vs The Story Of a Game
52:55 - Crackhouse Recycling: ReCAP, With Extra Cap
46:30 - Hating On Memes
55:30 - Unfunny Funny
1:07:00 - Sam Visits USA's Biggest Arcade
1:11:38 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:13:00 - Arcade Talk Resumes
1:17:40 - Mini Golf As An Art Form
1:26:55 - The Desire To Punch-Out!! Arin Hanson
1:33:05 - The Platonic Ideal Of A Game
1:50:10 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:50:30 - Mega Man Talk Resumes
1:52:50 - The Worst Mega Man Weapons
2:13:20 - Outro

Birthday Bois Special IV: A New Cope

Fri, 05 May 2023 13:00:00 -0500

It's the first week of May! Meaning that we are celebrating the shared birthday of our co-hosts, Sam and Myles! On this week's extra long episode, Myles tackles Intellectual Dishonesty, Sam recounts the character assassination of Arthur Read, and the boys take Cartoon Reviewers to task!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Intro
5:14 - Myles Luther King Had A VEssayist Dream
18:20 - Myles and Sam Love Crime
25:25 - Sam Decries Character Assassination
34:05 - The Crackheads vs Cartoon Tubers
50:30 - Using Video Essays As A Media Substitution
1:10:50 - September 11th, 2001
1:12:10 - Myles' Hot Take Against Intellectual Dishonesty
1:35:23 - Myles has a sickness
1:38:12 - Opening Up On Open Worlds
1:44:49 - The Controls of Games
1:51:04 - This Is A Video Only Podcast
1:51:41 - The Controls Of Games Resumes
1:59:40 - Mario is Real Weird
2:06:25 - Boolin
2:09:38 - Discourse Liberals
2:19:30 - Sam Kingma Is About to Reconnect America
2:28:50 - Outro

Angry, Gaming, and 25

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 22:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam recaps the events of Lifetime's new original hit movie, Drunk, Driving, and 17, Myles gets frustrated with young gamers, and the boys do some reminiscing on old internet shows (and talk about Resident Evil 4. Again. Which feels like happens every week).

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0:00 - Intro
0:17 - Armored Snore Make Way it's FF and Zelda Time Baby
5:45 - Getting Into A Game's Guts: Evil Within 2
10:20 - Loser Content and Loser Creators: Just Play The Game
47:52 - Sam Finishes RE4
1:08:16 - “Drunk Driving, and 17” Presented By Sam Kingma
1:51:25 - Closing Remarks and Outro

The Following Contains Spoilers

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys go in depth on the original Resident Evil 4 as Sam works his way through the HD project for the very first time. Also this week, Myles discusses what lessons from Ned's Declassified are most applicable to adult life, Sam explains the positives and frustrations of spoilers, and the boys theorize which game developers would be best to shoot guns with.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro (Episode 105 Spoilers)
0:55 - Sam Finally Touches RE4 OG (Gameplay Spoilers)
8:35 - Myles Talks GUNS (RE4 OG Gun Spoilers)
31:10 - The Power of Game Knowledge (RE4 Tips And Tricks (Spoilers))
42:40 - Why RE4 OG Is Beloved (Spoilers: It's Good)
52:24 - Spoilers For Oshi No Ko and We Did It: Spoilers As A Topic
1:13:15 - Tough To Recommend Media (Madoka Ep 3 Spoilers)
1:23:20 - Spoilers In Video Thumbnails (Better Call Saul Spoilers)
1:27:48 - Myles' Top 5 Ned's Declassified Episodes For Adults (Ned's Declassified Spoilers)
1:36:22 - Game Developers Shooting Guns IRL (Kojima Podcast Spoilers)
1:45:43 - Outro (Giveaway Spoiler)

To Catch a Predator Catcher - Now on Freevee

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles informs the masses on all the great shows on Freevee, Sam recounts his love of high school themed PSA Lifetime Movies, and the boys discuss the questionable and morally grey world of Predator Catcher content on YouTube.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - Gamers Don't Want To Spend On Their Expensive Luxury Hobby
12:45 - Grating Advertisements
22:05 - Digressing Back To Advertisements
24:20 - Freevee
30:50 - Amazingly Awful Lifetime Movie Premises
38:41 - Myles Jew-splains Prince Of Egypt To Sam
42:30 - Digressing Back To Freevee
46:50 - Hustler-core
54:15 - Myles' Fascination With Matt Orchard
1:20:28 - Question 1: "Overlooked Works Of Creatives?"
1:34:25 - Question 2: "Games You Would Play Again Fresh?"
1:37:10 - Outro (Myles OD'd)

Go Home and Die%

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets shafted in Super Mario Trivia, Sam discusses his love of the Important Videos playlist, and the boys concoct a Dark Souls x Super Mario 64 Crossover Randomizer.

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - Fast Food Apology
6:10 - Breaking Bad Finished! (Spoilers for BB and 24)
22:08 - Myles Gets Deep Into Mario Trivia
32:05 - New Wave Bruh Moments
36:24 - Being Bad At Games When We Were Kids
41:09 - The Content Of Modern Games: Scope and Deadlining
49:45 - Catherine Filtering (Spoilers)
56:30 - L.A. Noire And Dumb Design Decisions
1:03:00 - Nintendo Malding
1:13:30 - El Camino and Back to Breaking Bad Discussion (Spoilers)
1:18:40 - Boolin' n' Important Videos
1:27:40 - Meme Speedruns
1:38:35 - Randomizers
1:46:35 - The Dark Souls x Mario 64 Randomizer
1:55:15 - Outro

Leon's Declassified Remake Survival Guide

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles thinks the new Resident Evil 4 Remake is too "Runny", Sam has just about had it with the service at his local Taco Bell, and the boys reminisce about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as well as bool about other early 2000s Nickelodeon Shows.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Intro

0:20 - Comfy Shirts, Awkward Conversations

2:25 - RE4Remake Discussion Begins (Gameplay Spoilers)

25:15 - Stealth Kills are a Poorly-Considered Mechanic

29:45 - Aging As A Gaming Term

35:25 - Taco Bell Inflation And The Fast Food Experience

43:15 - Consumption Under Capitalism

49:30 - Tears Of The Kingdom Brief Discussion

54:50 - Breaking Bad Further Impressions (Some Spoilers Up Thru End Of Season 4)

59:20 - Hard Swerve into Ned's Declassified And Nickelodeon

1:21:40 - Boolin'

1:29:45 - Washed Up And Washed Out(ro)

Geeks 4 Greeks

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles reports his Breaking Bad thoughts live from yellow Mexico, Sam defends the Greek myth, and the boys discuss Devil May Cry 1, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9, and a myriad of other goofy topics.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Intro Boolin'

0:40 - Breaking Bad Impressions [Season 3 Spoilers]

14:00 - JoJo Part 9 and Series Freshness [Early Pt. 9 Spoilers, Part 7 Spoilers]

32:25 - Geeks 4 Greeks (Animation and Fan Culture)

41:55 - Targeted YouTube Content

48:55 - Meme Songs, Edits, and Meme Talk

55:10 - Sam Shills the Company He Pays To Shill His Podcast

56:40 - Resident Evil 4 Remake Discussion

1:00:00 - Speedrunning Digression

1:01:50 - Resident Evil 4 Remake Resumes

1:07:25 - Revisiting the Top 25 Lists And Looking Back

1:16:15 - Three Heart Run and Gaming Challenges

1:20:15 - FF1 NES Technical Deep Dive

1:28:15 - Science Gamers and Art Gamers

1:43:02 - Nightmare on Elm Street RLM

1:49:25 - Mega Mayne!

1:51:35 - Metroidvania And Open Ended Action Games

1:55:15 - Returning to the 5x5 and Challenge Run Topics

2:06:45 - Tears of the Kingdom Mini Discussion

2:12:35 - Absolute Headass Takes And Stances

2:29:45 - Code Lyoko And What We Did With Our Time Under Lockdown

2:34:00 - Winding Down and Outro

10 Month Timeskip

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 13:00:00 -0500

Kept you waiting, huh?

In what was initially intended as a 60 day reprieve from the Crackhouse, Sam & Myles reconvene 10 months later to discuss where they've been and what they've done. Sam read all of One Piece (and wants you to read it too) and Myles teases the audience with a retrospective on the hit Fox show 24. Also this week, the boys talk about movies they despise. Welcome back, Crackheads.

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End of Part 1: Public Nuisance Arc

Sat, 07 May 2022 12:00:00 -0500

This is it, Crackheads! The Finale of Part 1 of Crackhouse AND Birthday Boy's Special #3! Which, frankly, is just a typical episode but hey, that's what you all came here for right? From both Myles and Sam, we want to thank you for 100 weeks of Crackheadedness. We've had a ton of fun and can't wait to continue more in the future!

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Riddle Me This, Gamers

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 16:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam finishes The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Myles starts his fifth first playthrough of Elden Ring, and the boys discuss what exactly makes a game difficult anyways?

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Cut Content Vol. 4: Powered By DualSense Audio

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0500

In what was originally episode 98, this show had to get scrapped due to it accidentally recording Sam's audio thru his dual sense controller. While not up to the audio standards of the current official episodes, it's audible what was said, and we figured we would provide a relatively uncut episode for those interested. We talk Sonic Movie, Lord of the Rings, Good Endings, and bunch of other stuff! New real episode next week!

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You Do Not Have What It Takes To Be Crackhead

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0500

In this week's episode of "Tantric Idiots Forget What They Were Talking About," Myles breaks down the anatomy of lolis to explain Spy x Family, Sam plays True Kusoge, and the boys discuss Inkmaster, tattoos, and why Cartoon YouTube are hack frauds!

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Weaponized "MID"

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss the questionable storytelling of Stranger of Paradise, what IP are culturally maligned due to a bad adaption, as well as what people really mean when they utter the phrase "It was mid."

Stranger of Paradoose. Foonal Fantasy Oorigin

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0500

In this week's episode of this show that is still going despite being a shambling corpse, Myles explains why Feminist Media doesn't have to be so cringe (but is anyway), Sam breaks down why "PC games" don't exist, and the boys are united once again by Jack Garland's incredible masculine prowess!

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The "Delete Twitter or Kill Yourself" Ice Bucket Challenge

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles puts on two big pairs of clown shoes, Sam expresses his displeasure towards the "Land of the Rising Sun", and the boys discuss old video game flash animations.

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Phantom of the Inbox

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0600

In this week's self-indulgent episode of Crackhouse, Sam takes his mask off and tells a secret he's been hiding for a long, long time, Myles subjects himself to mediocre cartoon video essays that won't stop plaguing his inbox, and the discuss the idea of "American-made Manga!"

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Your Daughter Has Strayed From The Path of Virtue in Search of The Elden Ring

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0600

In this two and a half hour behemoth of a Crackhouse episode, the boys have an hour long discussion about Elden Ring's open world design and Myles's use of the "O" Word. In other shenanigans this week, Sam is reminded of how based Christianity is and Myles starts raising a ten year old dumbass daughter.

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100% Grade A-Recycled Content

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0600

This week, Sam and Myles are officially out of new things!

Sam discusses the finale of Arthur, Myles does that thing where he pitches movie sequels, this time running the next beloved Pixar classics into the ground, and the boys discuss getting too old to enjoy memes.

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Pixar Has Acne

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 15:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam learns Kung Fu, Myles can finally explain his problem with modern Pixar, and the boys debate if you should use the English or Japanese title for a variety of popular anime and manga.

Crackhome and Garden Television

Sat, 12 Feb 2022 10:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam reminiscences about 2000s Home-based content like Trading Spaces: Boys Versus Girls, Myles takes the L on his Finding Nemo opinion, and the boys try to decide who among them is more Normie.

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Sony Brain

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 13:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam expresses his love for The Devil (as a purely fictional character in media), Myles explains why WRPG fans don't deserve Breath of the Wild, and the boys discuss the sickness plaguing our gaming youth known only as "'Sony Brain."

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The Holo-Cost

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam discovers the wonders of Top Gun and Windjammers 2, Myles becomes a True Demon in Shin Megami Tensei III, and the boys discuss why the Holocaust might be trending on Twitter today...

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Fuck The Meta-Multiverse

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0600

This Week on Crackhouse, Sam gives us a rare media review in which he lays down just have bad the Warner Bros. meta-verse is, Myles explains his theory on "Nebulous Kino," and the boys rant on overused NFT jokes.

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Quaker V: Oats

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 10:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Myles theorizes that Pokemon is getting worse in favor of the anime getting better, Sam cons horny people, and the boys discuss a Quaker Oats-themed Quake Mod.

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Semites: The Line

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by JK Rowling, Hero of the Antisemitism League, it's Miku's Crackhouse Episode 85! This week, Sam explains why Nioh has his favorite Melee Combat system, Myles pitches Adam Sandler's "Advent Children," and the gang reminisce on their time as film students, being suckered into making terrible projects for a grade.

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The Second Annual Crackies: Sponsored by Charmin

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0600

It's back! Our worst episode is back and it is actually good this year! The Second Annual Crackies Award is our two hour masturbation session awarding fake prizes for a mediocre podcast where Weebis and Fuckhead say nothing of value for 90 minutes once a week. Who was nominated? Who will win? Only one way to find out!

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Merry Crackmas 2: Have Yourself a Merry Little COVID

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 14:00:00 -0600

Settle in with a mug of hot cocoa, put on your masks, and get your tongue swabbed for Omicron cuz Sam's got the Rona! This week, Sam explains the difference between a Kink for Prison and a Kink for Jail, Myles rants about famous Hollywood conwomen the Wachowski Sisters, and the boys review the IMDB Top 100 to determine what films are "IMDB-core."

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The Great Framerate Debate Feat. Raven Beak from the Metroid(tm) Series

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam shares his thoughts on why Metroid Dread might be the best Metroid game for non-Metroid fans, Myles renounces his PC Gamer cred, and the boys argue whether you should play a game on Day One.

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NintendoCapriSun's Stando Power

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 10:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is under the attack of an Enemy Stand, Myles analyzes his favorite fallen star, NintendoCapriSun, and the boys discuss which fandoms you should feel bad for in 2021.

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Coomers Malding

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0600

On this very unspecial Episode 80 of Crackhouse, Myles faces pushback for completing No Nut November, Sam joins The Red Ape Family (TRAF), and the boys explain why everyone needs to shut the fuck up.

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Nahobino Vs. PsychoGeno

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 19:00:00 -0600

This week on an extra long Crackhouse, Sam dives in on what's ailing the modern games industry, Myles discusses his new obsession for Shin Megami Tensei V, and the boys discuss games from their childhoods that have lost popularity as well as there love of Baby Driver.

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Shittin' Poopin'

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0600

This week, Sam throws some shade at The Game Award's Game of the Year nominees, Myles discusses the greatest lyrics of all time, and the boys place all the names for Nintendo's classic 16-bit console on a DnD Alignment Chart!

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Lost77

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 22:00:00 -0600

Unearthed at last from the bowels of the internet, Episode 77 of Crackhouse has finally arrived! This week, Sam goes to the Tecmo Bowl, Myles puts himself through psychological harm with another terrible show - High Guardian Spice - and the boys discuss the games they wish they liked more than they do.

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Big Cum Casual Cookie Game

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 12:00:00 -0500

Do you prefer to click, run, dunk, or double stuff? This week, Sam finally watches his rival Ubisoft bite the curb, Myles searches for the next great H-game, and the boys talk about all things Nabisco and Pepperidge

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Miku Crackpipe NFT (feat 2nd Look)

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 12:00:00 -0500

Wanna buy this image of Miku smoking crack? The link is yours for 86,000 Rubles!! Today, Myles, Sam, and special guest Tom 2nd Look gather round the crack fire to talk about Boneless Western Animation, an Arthur Martial Arts competition, the latest NFT Bro fad, and what it means to be a "Nintendo Baby" on this special 75th Episode Extravaganza! (Please not, this episode is not extravagant, it is above average generally).

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Songs On Jack Garland's iPhone

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0500

Is your bizkit limp like ours? This week, Sam experiences a 90s CGI nightmare, Myles talks about his favorite 7/10, and the boys try to comprehend Patrick Stump's vocals. Pull out those headphones and drown out the sound of Nomura exposition cuz its Crackhouse time!

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Wanna Nick?

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Hey Feet People! This week, Myles kicks it with Nick All Star Brawl, Sam gets in the Monkey Ball, and the boys defend the honor of Spider-Man 3. Terrible takes and boomer sentiments abound in the worst episode this week!

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The Definitive Blue Tier List

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 15:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam Finals the Fantasy, Myles experiences an out-of-touch feminist nightmare, and the boys get Blue

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#EndClownHate

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam Loops his Death, Myles defends the noble profession of clowning, and the boys watch Malignant with mixed results.

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Parappa The Trucka

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 16:00:00 -0500

It's Episode 70, the number that makes you say "Oh wow... that's officially too many." This week, Sam revisits the PS1 library, Myles demystifies the trucker lifestyle, and the boys rank fast food chains.

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Cut Content Vol. 3: Discussing Machinima and Old YouTube

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 12:00:00 -0500

Hey everyone! Sam's out sick this week, so here's the third volume of Cut Content in the meantime! This volume comes from all the way back in Episode 4! We talk about Smashtasm and Myles' time as a machinima writer. The boys also talk games and let's plays. Apologies in advance for the poor mic quality and anything uncouth that may or may not be said, hahaha.

Zoomer New Game+

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 13:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate their 69th episode by spending zero time discussing sexual encounters. Instead, Sam wonders about the next generation of gamers, Myles reflects on his favorite Disney World rides, and the boys hammer out the ultimate "Gamer Tier List".

Caught Down Bad at 16K

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys ran out of ideas for content so they took some questions from the Crackhouse Discord (link below!), such as what roadsigns are representative of our waifus, as well as what kind of VTubers we would be.

Also this week, Myles deletes his this.vid account, Sam defends the art of comparison, and the boys have a nostalgic heart-to-heart.

The Dentist's Office Formerly Known as "Pizza Hut"

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam tries to Out Pizza the Hut, Myles explains the difference between Anime Weebs and Aesthetic Weebs, and the boys reminisce on their anime awakenings. Come for the content, stay for the complete mental break at the end.

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The OnlyFans Racketeering Ring

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam crosses the line and pays 10 dollars for breasts, Myles identifies the genre elements of "Video Game Rap," and the boys discuss their Gaming Sins.

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Potting A Squoped Wink

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:00:00 -0500

In memoriam of John Lennon, Myles explains Britain's favorite non-athletic sport, Sam gets to talk about Gantz, and the boys debate whether 3D Zelda is overpraised by critics.

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Here Comes The Rope

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 15:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam takes us on a tour of the hallowed high school halls of Degrassi's various subplots, Myles talks about Edgy Cartoon Theories, and the boys urge you to learn the difference between a cursive O and a cursive A.

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Based Jam

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam and Myles celebrate the glory of Space Jam: A New Legacy, Sam goes to Whispering Rock, and Myles forgets to talk about anything because he's just happy to talk about Space Jam

My Waifu Rorschach

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 16:00:00 -0500

This week, Myles and Sam both get heated about Easy Mode Virtue Signaling, Sam dreads the day Rocket Power gets a reboot, and the boys discuss Patrick Star's tether grab

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Memetic Boomers at The Great Wolf Lodge

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 15:00:00 -0500

Coming at you live from the Great Wolf Lodge in the Wisconsin Dells (Note: This is not true) Sam gives a TED Talk on Sonic with a man dressed as Shinra, Myles combats the boredom of living in Florida, and the boys talk about the tragic decline of Pixar (again).

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Samus Dies At The End

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 17:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about his favorite timeskips in video games, Sam takes the "Ending Choice" blackpill, and the boys get real about how saying "Spoilers" is the most obnoxious spoiler of all.

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The Edginess Throbs Evilly

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 14:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles wants us to Return to EDGE, Sam tells a story about being on Myles' friends livestream, and the boys determine which anime characters are owned by the black community.

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P: The Funniest Letter

Sat, 19 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss some of the last things they did in LA, some choice E3 announcements, why P is the funniest letter in the English language.

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Crackhouse Live From LA!

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 13:00:00 -0500

This week on a very special dual length episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, Sam visits Myles for a week in Los Angeles, making this the very first live, in person Crackhouse ever recorded! We talk about the first half of our trip, the games we played, like Resident Evil 8 and Daytona USA, going to see Cruella at the historic El Capitan Theatre, and also review the trailer for Jungle Cruise.

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Tino, Skinner, and Beat Go To Applebee's

Fri, 28 May 2021 20:00:00 -0500

This week on a special two hour episode of Crackhouse: Myles remembers Kentaro Miura, Sam explains what it's like to go to Applebee's, and the boys debate if the Ghost Stories dub is responsible for the cringe Funimation and Crunchyroll localization moments of today.

Cut Content Vol. 2: The Most Insane Games of the Decade List Ever Made

Fri, 21 May 2021 14:00:00 -0500

Been a while since one of these, huh? In fact, it's two days from a year since the very first Cut Content! Because of this I'm assuming most of you are newer fans, so to explain: We want to keep the episodes around the 90 minute mark, however, typically we record upwards of 2 to nearly 3 hours worth of material for a show, and then we will edit the show down from there. However, sometimes there are great bits that are either too spicy or just had to be pushed aside due to the time constraints and can't make it into the main show. So we will save these extra funny bits for these bonus releases (or when we need to take a week off).

We have just one segment for this Volume, and the reason it was cut was one reason alone: It's 75 minutes long. Yep. We spend 75 minutes talking about one Top 50 Games of the Decade 2010-2019 article from a no-name website. The reason? Because every single entry on the list is baffling, from the picks to the placements to the game diversity, there's a lot to be said.

Here's a link to the article, it's a fun read, but wait until you finish the episode!
https://www.gamespew.com/2019/12/games-of-the-decade-50-41/

Reject Human, Return to Car

Fri, 14 May 2021 17:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam wants everyone to play racing games, Myles wants everyone to stop simping for Lady D, and the boys discuss the highlights of the last 8 episodes of Redo of Healer (we swear it's over now)

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Nutbag (Birthday Bois Special II)

Fri, 07 May 2021 11:00:00 -0500

It's May 7th, which means both of the boys are celebrating their shared birthday! This week on Crackhouse, the boys shit talk Joss Whedon, discuss how fucked up Redo of Healer is (again), and also create the Definitive Dick Words Tierlist!

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The Sex Theorists

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0500

Hello Internet, welcome to Sex Theory! Just kidding it's Crackhouse baby! This week, Sam becomes Dragonpilled, Myles recounts his otherworldly experience at the Writer's Guild Awards, and the boys can't get over how fucked up Redo of Healer is.

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Are You Afraid of Your Heroes?

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles loses his mind to the tune of Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Dark, Sam sadly reflects on how all his heroes let him down, and the boys discuss Rockstar game design and playing games to have a take on them.

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Pokemon GO Sing at Potbelly's

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0500

WE HAVE A DISCORD!!! CHECK IT OUT: https://discord.gg/UqAq2TnK

This week on Crackhouse, Myles has a new enemy, and Sam expresses his love for Potbelly Sandwiches, and the boys compare getting a COVID vaccine to picking your Pokemon GO Team, as well as reminisce about "Pokemon GO Mania" during the Summer of 2016.

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We Fucking Did It (50th Episode Special)

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0500

ONE YEAR HAS PASSED...

Sam and Myles have found themselves trapped in their 'Crackhouse Under Quarantine' for much longer than anticipated. After coming to terms with their new reality, the boys turned to deeper forms of degeneracy and lawlessness. It's been one hell of a ride. From Coconut Fred on TV to the absolute madness of Lovecraft Country to the SIX AND A HALF HOUR Nintendo March Madness Bracket, they've talked plenty of bullshit and have produced over 80 hours of audio content (holy fuck.)

To dual celebrate hitting episode #50 as well as our one year anniversary, the boys take any and all questions and topics from the Crackheads, such as "the best moments in video games?" and "which waifus are in your homestuck quadrants?"

Thanks for all the love over the crazy fucked up past year.

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I Love Organized Crime: Terror Instinct

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 20:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets nostalgic for the Dark Cloud series, Sam details his love of video game subtitle names, and the boys discuss what there absurdly specific sports related super power would be in a sports manga.

Booty Smile

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 14:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hates non-targeted advertising, Myles makes a new enemy in the Charmin Bears, and the boys discuss the Josh Peck film "Mean Creek", as well as do a Genius(dotcom)-level lyrical analysis of the hit song "Lump" by the Presidents of the United States of America.

The Mean Creek Clip (watch this first): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LmKW3TtuI

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Zack Synder's Crackhouse

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 16:00:00 -0500

Unite the Weebs.

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Funny Action Guy

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 11:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam and Myles discuss how much ass the last two hour show they recorded sucked and also take some questions from the Crackheads! Yeah that's it. Light week LMAO.

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The Cartoon Network Criterion Collection

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 16:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes all in on crypto, Myles goes all in on masculinity, and the boys debate if the 7th generation of video game consoles was any good, along with discussing what the movies that frequently aired on Cartoon Network in the late 90s and early 2000s.

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AWEtism

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 13:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Myles pitches Dracula in the 22nd century, Sam discusses whether Genshin Impact or Vtubers did more for the Rule34 community, and the boys chat about wanting better autistic representation in media.

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I Covet My Semen

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0600

YEP IT'S ONE OF THOSE EPISODES AGAIN. This week on Crackhouse, Sam Kingma Does Kansas City, Myles J pitches 'Interspecies Porn Reviewers' and the boys create the definitive Busting Tier List.

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Hinge Hoes and B-Daman Bros.

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 17:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Myles tries e-dating (it goes as successful as you think it would), Sam recounts the history Sonic the Hedgehog toys, and the boys reminisce on their favorite mid 2000s media.

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The Feet People v. Nickelodeon [RE-UPLOAD]

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0600

Now with no missing audio!

All rise for the honorable Judge, Jury, and Executioner Sam Kingma. Thank you, please have a seat. We are gathered here today to discuss the cries of tens of thousands of millennial "feet people", who are claiming they were brained washed by 90s Nickelodeon children's programming. Representing the plantiff is Myles J. Edgeworth, that's with a 'y' for those new here. And representing the defense it's- *GASP* JEFFERY EPSTEIN'S BRAIN IN A ROBOT SUIT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? "Lets just say the Nickelodeon network and I share a similar interest in children," Jeffery Epstein's Brain in a Robot Suit said. This bit is fucking stupid. Anyways the boys talk about simping again and make the Definitive Twitter Protected Class tier list.

Hot Goss and Cow Girl Sauce

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0600

Update: Hey Crackheads! Sorry for no episode last week! The both of us have been very busy the last two months, so episodes have been coming out a bit more sporadically later in the week then our usual Thursday upload. We take a lot of pride in not only recording our show, but editing it down and trying to make it as good as possible, so show edits take multiple hours to do. Myles has also taken over the editing for the time being, so we apologize if there are any audio issues that crop up, as he's still learning Sam's process. We love y'all, thank you so much for listening to 40 of these shows.

Anyways, this week on Crackhouse, Myles falls down a rabbit hole of hot goss and zoophiles, while Sam professes his love for the anime cow girl art being spread all over the internet.

Should we make a discord? Let us know on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

The "Cool S" Chronicles

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0600

This week on Miku's Crackhouse, the boys discuss there favorite trains in media, why AutismSpeaks sucks, and Sam berates Myles over his questionable review scores.

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The 2020 Crackies Award Show

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 13:00:00 -0600

Happy New Year! This podcast was actually meant to go up on 12/31/20, but Sam had a busy New Year. Thankfully we are back to the weekly Thursday posting with hopefully less delay. Anyways, this week Myles rants about Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and the boys give out their very first Crackhouse Awards!

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Merry Crackmas!

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0600

This week on very special holiday themed Crackmas episode, Sam and Myles discuss their own 3x3s, complain about captcha, and pour a big old glass of eggnog out for unverified Pornhub videos. Stay tuned till the very end for a Crackmas surprise!

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It's The Thirstiest Time of the Year!

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0600

Tis the season this week on Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse! On this episode, Myles finally dives into PC gaming, Sam gives his thoughts on most of the Pokemon movies, and the boys decide what films you should watch with your girlfriend and which you should watch with your Mom.

The Thirstiest Twitter of the Year: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

May I Sip Your Water, Fujiko-chan?

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0600

This week, Sam and Myles come together to talk about why they love water so much, and even pitch a 4 cute girls show about drinking water! Also this week: PEE

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Horny Street State Prison

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0600

This week the boys get sentenced to one 90 minute show in Horny Jail. Sam discusses his favorite hot video game babes, while Myles recounts a love for Juden Chan, an anime about mental health and pee. Also this week, the boys pitch some modern days as 80s children's cartoons.

What fictional character do you wanna fuck? Hit us up: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

Creepypasta Cops

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 14:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, Sam pitches a revival of the hit show COPS, but exclusively for catching simps and internet cringe, Myles adds a new enemy to his every growing roster of his Rogue's Gallery, and the boys read a bit of the longest piece of written word, "The Loud House: Revamped" (it's true look it up).

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The Definitive Cereal Mascot Power Level Tier List

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 22:00:00 -0600

Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight, Tony the Tiger or Sonny? We answer all by creating the official cereal mascot power level tier list! This week on Crackhouse, we also talk what franchises are for simpletons and watch WingsOfRedemption flee the police.

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The Wings Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKdpc7XgCE&start=48

The King of ThisVid.com

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:00:00 -0600

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss the 4chan Our Guy 3x3, Myles explains his porn trading habits on thisvid, and Sam tries to convince Myles to start NoFap. Stay safe from the Bone King.

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Blackbeard's Bitcoin PSA

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 15:00:00 -0500

Happy Halloween Crackheads! To celebrate the upcoming spooky holiday, Sam and Myles discuss scary PSAs, and what societal wars have been won and lost by them. Myles also recounts his pitch of a fake modern day Pixar movie, and Sam berates Myles for hating pancakes.

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We Can't John Lan-dis Episode

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 15:00:00 -0500

This show is literal garbage, but we talk about how Princess Tutu is the most Myles-core piece of art, simping in VR, and discuss one of our favorite media tropes: saying the title in the product.

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So Turn Off Your Lights...

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0500

What if you were to awake one day in the Crackhouse? Would you be afraid? Excited? A little bit of both? These were the questions Sam and Myles faced when being chucked into Miku's Crackhouse 28 weeks ago. And now, Crackhouse, so turn off your lights.

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THE MEGA MILKER

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles tries to beat Super Mario Bros. for the first time without warps, Sam goes off on a local convention, and the boys discuss upcoming events at the Ara Ara Arena.

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There Is 1 Communist V-Tuber Among Us...

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse: Myles loses his voice bitching about bad Among Us players, Sam unearths some questionable Hololive business ties, and the boys talk about some of their favorite gaming peripherals.

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Check Out Sam's Other Show: https://twitter.com/PannedPod

Shitposters, The Woman™, and Other Discord Archetypes

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles confirms that Lovecraft Country is still hot garbage, Sam gets a 9th Console Generation vibe check, and the boys go over all the different kinds of characters you'll meet in any average discord server.

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Ripping Your Socks in Lovecraft Country

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 11:00:00 -0500

DIO: "Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of staying a safe social distance away, you are coming right to me?"

Jotaro: "I can't listen to this week's Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, where Myles bitches about how much ass Lovecraft Country sucks, Sam discusses a bunch of Dreamcast games, and when boys discuss their hatred of ripped socks, without getting closer."

DIO: "Oh ho! Then come as you like!"

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A One Sided Beef (feat CritPoints)

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 11:00:00 -0500

All our simping for guests paid off this week, as the boys sit down with Myles old video essay nemesis, CritPoints to talk about /v/, the problems with current games criticism, and a few games that are actually good.

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Thanks again to CritPoints for coming on the show this week: https://twitter.com/Evilagram

Can I Talk About Panties?

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 22:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Sam talks about why he loves the Batman Arkham games, Myles talks about panties, and the boys also give advice on how to recommend media to all your normie friends and family.

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Simping For Guests

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week in the Crackhouse, the boys debate on whether or not Sam Kingma is a simp for podcast guests. The boys also talk about their disconnect with following music artists, the best AA games, well as talk about what Arthur character best symbolizes them.

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Toilet Guy Humor

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week, Myles continues his crusade against the shitty Uzaki-chan discourse, while Sam starts his own crusade against people complaining on social media. Also this week, Myles eats mad crow on Code Lyoko and Sam is flabbergasted by the plot of Two and a Half Men.

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V Has Cum, Too

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This is Kaz from Mother Base, reporting in: After taking a week off after the Nintendo Bracket, the boys are glad to be back recording in the Crackhouse. This week, Sam finally replayed the Phantom Pain, Myles thinks he's smarter than everyone else for liking Uzaki-chan, and the boys realize just how awful Code Lyoko was.

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NINTENDO MADNESS BRACKET - Top 32 (feat 2nd Look)

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0500

After deliberating for three hours last week on what games are making it out of pools, the boys take down the 32 remaining Nintendo games to see what game will become the tournament champion.

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We wanna see your brackets, here's the template: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jVDtGFLlQP8ID0iYkFhzC8ppiyVCU8Mi5hXeUo8tOfk/template/preview

Massive shoutouts to 2nd Look for being on another 3+ hour podcast: https://www.youtube.com/c/2ndLookGames/videos

NINTENDO MADNESS BRACKET - Round 1 (feat 2nd Look)

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 10:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam and Myles begin their long winded journey to breakdown 64 of the best Nintendo first party games, giving their thoughts on all of the contenders in the process. This week is only the first round of the bracket, with next week's show being the Top 32. Who will they praise? Who will they snub? And when will Sam shut the hell up about his extensive seeding? Find out on Part 1 of this two week Crackhouse special! #justiceforanimethighs

Want to play along at home? Here's a free template version of the full bracket: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jVDtGFLlQP8ID0iYkFhzC8ppiyVCU8Mi5hXeUo8tOfk/template/preview

Huge shout outs to Tom from 2nd Look, who also assisted in the deliberations, you can follow him here: https://twitter.com/2ndLookYT

And you can follow us as always at: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

Uzaki-chan Wants to Reconnect America!

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 11:00:00 -0500

"Sam, it's Die-Hardman. Thanks for delivering those Uzaki-chan doujins. You are really doing your part to reconnect America."

This week on Crackhouse, Myles wants to hangout with Uzaki-chan, Sam wants to reconnect America, and the boys yet again are salty about modern games culture.

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An Adam Sandler Musou Game

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week on Crackhouse, Myles tries to reconcile with the fact that Majora's Mask isn't very good, Sam reviews a bunch of cool video games he played, and the boys pitch a potential Adam Sandler themed Dynasty Warriors game.

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H.P. Lovecraft's Crazy Taxi 4: The Shadow Over Station Square

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 11:00:00 -0500

We are celebrate Halloween in July with talk over a lot of spooky horror media! This week, Sam bitches about "cinematic" video games, Myles once again praises Ocarina of Time, and the boys discuss the terror of having to play a Pixel Art Horror Indie game as well as pitch a crossover between Lovecraft and Jet Set Radio.

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Your Mom's Credit Card

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week, Myles and Sam are still reeling from TLoU2 podcast they created last week. Because they have ran out of ideas, they fielded topics from the Crackheads, including advice on getting a GF, favorite fast food chains, and our favorite comfy media. Myles and Sam also reminisce on their favorite infomercials.

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The Roast of The Last of Us Part II

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0500

After weeks of shade thrown at TLoU2 on and off our podcast, we decided to play the game and give a full breakdown of it. We expected a disappointing follow up to The Last of Us Part 1, what we got was something much, much worse.

In this epic 3 hour and 15 minute podcast, Sam and Myles discuss every single issue they have with one of the biggest AAA blunder's of the last few years.

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The Schindler's List of Podcasts

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam and Myles gear up for the incoming shit storm that is The Last of Us Part II. In the meantime, they reflect on some disruptive movie theater going experiences, reflect on their time as Platinum Trophy hunters, and how Ellie would probably be a TERF in real life.

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For those interested in the Jonathan Cooper Twitter Thread: https://twitter.com/GameAnim/status/1238199242256052224

Justin Gets AIDS

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0500

Should you listen to this week's Crackhouse? Let me give you 13 Reasons Why! Okay I'm not going to do that, but here's the run down: This week, Myles shares his pitch for a gay buddy cop movie, Sam breaks down his fascination with 13 Reasons Why, and the boys reminisce about awful Kids WB bumpers.

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(To skip our 13 Reasons Why discussion, go to 54:11)

Let's Say a Stranger Asks You For Directions...

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week, the boys are both hard at work in the video editing booth. Sam and Myles complain about old video game essays they use to watch, specifically one with a really stupid script. Also this week, Myles shares some good writing advice, the boys create a Playstation fighting game, and Sam's dad can't stop wondering about why so many people keep bringing up King Crimson.

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The Crackhouse Detox

Thu, 28 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week, the boys discuss why they are leaving Twitter.

Also, the boys reflect on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Sam thinks people don't hate Sonic 06 enough, and Myles explains how Gossip Girl is the Diamond is Unbreakable of it's genre. You don't wanna miss it.

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Cut Content Vol. 1

Sat, 23 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

Hey everyone! Sam Kingma here. Each week Myles and I record Crackhouse, we try to keep the show to around 90 minutes. However, we have had conversations that have run much longer than that, so cuts have to be made.

This is a compilation of segments that were cut either for time or didn't fit in with the rest of the main show. These will drop on Saturday's at 11am whenever we have enough content for a full episode!

Here's a list of timestamps:

Myles is a Big Miku Hypocrite - (1:46)
Our Issues About the Games Industry - (17:15)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being Stupid - (58:10)
Final Fantasy I's INSANE Story - (1:05:25)
Myles Was Deeply Influence from Happy Tree Friends - (1:24:25)

Wacky Packs: GROSS OUT YOUR SISTER

Thu, 21 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse is sponsored by Wacky Packs! Gross out your sister with coupon code CRACKHOUSE to save 10% off on Eric Eyeball cards at checkout.

This week, Sam and Myles put together Final Fantasy teams using their old screen names, Sam rants about problems in the Games industry, Myles talks about his love for weird 90s media like Martin Mystery, and we answer some questions from the Crackheads!

If you have any questions for the show, tweet at us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

(we aren't sponsored by wacky packs by the way)

An Actual Podcast about Hatsune Miku for Once (feat JOEZ Cafe)

Thu, 14 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam and Myles invite their first guest to the Crackhouse, JOEZ Cafe. We talk about awful European time zones, rhythm games, and dive deep into the music and marketing of Hatsune Miku. Also Myles and Joe get really autistic about Miku, to few's surprise.

If you have questions / topics for the show, reach out: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse
Thanks again to Joe for coming on our show: https://twitter.com/JOEZCafe__

Astronomy Twitter HATES US (Birthday Bois Special)

Thu, 07 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

May 7th is a legendary day in World History. Glen Miller's hit song "Chattanooga Choo Choo" came out, Germany Surrendered in WWII... oh yeah, and we were both born on the same day!

Today Myles loses it over his love of Ocarina of Time, Sam's quarantine hair has him looking like a hentai protagonist, and the bois discuss just how low bad media can go.

We love taking questions, so if you got any, follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

A Big Kink For Prison

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 11:00:00 -0500

Hitting that loli tag on nhentai has finally caught up to us.

On this week's Crackhouse, Sam and Myles recommend the brilliant doujin Emergence (or Metamorphosis), Sam discusses his hard on for Prison media, Myles remembers how edgy and questionable some of the content in Shadow the Hedgehog was, and the boys debate the pros and cons of a tsudere gf.

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You can hear the Shadow gunshot clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peap5j-p9PM

Attack on E-Girls

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 11:00:00 -0500

This week, your fellow crackheads Sam and Myles discuss how much Twitter blows, great JRPGs, and hating on E-Girls.

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Crackhouse Under Quarantine

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 12:00:00 -0500

War... has changed. And so has living in America. On this episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, Sam and Myles become unemployed during quarantine, hate on Film Bro fuckbois, discuss how shit the animation industry is, and debate Tummy or Thighs. It's a thicc one today, so strap in.

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I Control The Speed in Which You Cum

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 19:00:00 -0500

Welcome to Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, home of Video Games, Anime, and Degeneracy! Every week, your two fuckass hosts, Sam and Myles, take you through their internet upbringings to figure out what turned them into full degenerate trash mobs.

For the inaugural episode, the boys talk about online communities, erotic Discord servers, and their old screen names.