This episode is... okay.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore their favorite radio scenes in. movoes and TV 

Jim and Joseph highlight the value of setting low expectations for movies.

Houston, Jason has a problem with keeping within the shows topic again.

Jason and Joseph, ugh... combine their Private Parts entries.

Bologna  makes you horny.

Drink more Ovaltine

Why does Jim hate Christopher Nolan's Odyssey so much?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and does he want to come out and play?

This episode is filled with old-man humor (which is how we like it).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite breakfast scenes in movies.

Immortality comes with the greatest breakfast you can have.

Jason contemplates the justification of a meltdown over breakfast not being served after 10:30 am.

I think I stepped on a tack!

Hold the chicken between your legs.

Ktarian Eggs

Salmonella never looked so inspirational.

Meryl Streep plays the worst mothers.

But bacon is good.

What are grits?

What movie did Will Ferrell fear was going to ruin his career?

This is an epic episode that doesn't have the cheesiness of Armand Assante.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss their favorite montages from the 1980s.

Squeal like an alien, boy!

Little Pug on the Prairie.

Montages are the yadda, yadda, yadda of cinema.

You just need the right song to teach Chris Penn how to dance.

Joseph reveals hurt feelings about being snubbed by Jim to see Rocky III at the movies.

The montage was filled with so much testosterone, the volleyball was even sweating.

Jim chooses Mr. Miagi over the Ice-Man.

Which one of Joseph's selections gets DQ'd by Jason?

Which montage song ripped off a hit from Huey Lewis and the News?

Please don't call this episode Shirley.

Jason, Jim, and  Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes.

Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side.

Talk to me Goose!

Jason and Jim discuss the advantages of flying drunk.

Joseph gets analytical on a stupid gag.

What film do Joseph and Jim think inspired Steven Spielberg to make Duel?

Do you like gladiators?

This episode plays with two bounces.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV.

Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage.

Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of complaints.

Jim and Joseph disclose their commentary strategies to win at tennis.

Jason and Joseph can't agree if the death scene is better than the sex scene.

Cleveland wins the pennant!

I'm gonna KILL you—you're gonna play tennis WITH GOD!!!

Milos is killing the big baby.

Why does diarrhea go well with comedic tennis scenes?

How can Jim not like Reno 911?

This episode was given a chance, but it blew it!

Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple.

Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek.

Jason falls for the banana in the pipe.

Fecal matter and semen in the ear???

Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus.

Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR.

Roy Scneider went way above and beyond his duties.

What was the most famous TV bass line before Seinfeld?

Why was Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus always let go in end?

Get ready for the  Red, White and "You Blew it!"

Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies!

It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen.

From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all...

Kevin Bacon sizzlin' in two selections...

Mr. X and Forrest Gump sharing a park bench...

Babe Ruth acting...

Joseph shirtless...

Jim's impressions of Steven Seagal, Joe Pesci, John Candy and Kevin Bacon (there he is again)...

and Jason ready to join "Team America!"

So, stand up and salute (or at least listen) to this epic episode!

This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI.

Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs.

Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one.

“I'm just a cook.”

You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore.  The B-word is offensive.

Stuff it Flo!!!

Gene Scallop

Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega

Jason's health tip: You can't eat a Cuban sandwich every day.

Joseph stresses out watching what happens in the back of a kitchen.

Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell.

What sandwich is Jason required to make?

Was Steven Seagal's character in Under Siege considered a good cook?

This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone.

Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon".

Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes.

Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students.

Zuckerberg... just a bad guy.

They make impressions the old-fashioned way... they earn it.

Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Prediction ... pain.

He had too much time on his hands to try to keep one local kid down.

What is the scariest thing in a high school?

Why did Mego make a Mr. Mxyzptlk figure? (And why did Joseph have one?)

This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes.

It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage.

Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break.

No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good.

Dude!!! Sweet!!!

Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest)

Boss, you're delicious.

Learning about Cuba and having some food.

Why no brothers on the wall?

What's the name of the fake movie in Home Alone?

This episode never has to practice

Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes.

Jason takes pride in actually working on his list.

Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North.

Banger in the mouth!

Cape Feare (yes, with an E)

Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..."

The Magic Loogie

Somehow, Jim squeezes in impressions from Copland, which has nothing to do with this episode. 

Who is responsible for losing the legendary JK/BJ Television video project?

What is done to a stuffed giraffe?

This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV.

Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy.

Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes.

Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball.

Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house".

The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!

Wonder Boy!

What was something that suddenly came up?

Who has the coolest rose bowling ball?

yep

This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms.

Night mowing is back!!!

More dumb stuff.

I don't care for Gob.

Damn, damn, damn!!!

Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression.

What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV?

What is a Cowsill?

This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles.

Tupperware and breast enhancement pills.

Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle 

He's a nice Jewish superhero.

Get away, Nerd!

It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K.

Using a snow shovel to make a giant pancake is the best!

Which TV Uncle creeped out Joseph?

What am I gonna' do all day, sit around and fart into the couch cushions?

This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees.  (And you better not change it!)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships.

Jason has no idea how DTF ends.

No saving a cat and hurting a dog.

Jim stays awake for the entire episode.

That hack, Taylor Swift.

That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes. 

Jason reveals a new infatuation with Rashida Jones.

Gustafson, I put a fish in your car!

Intergalactic incest!

Flibertyjibbet is used once again in the podcast. Guess who says it?

Did you bop her balogna?

This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters.

So many great characters.  So many bad impressions.

Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes.

She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

That's a nice suit.

Sam! You're my number one guy!

Joseph goes against the Brady fans and declares Joe Montana as the GOAT.

Jim and Joseph admit to not getting the big deal made about Chinatown.

(How could they leave Chinatown off this list?!?!)

How many Oscar nominations has Nicholson earned?

This episode is for all you "little brains".

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors.

The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy.

Yes.  We think you're amusing.  Especially when you try to say the word "youths".

Don't call him Shirley.

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

Sharting makes it back to the episode.

The brown-stained jeans was the scariest thing Jim remembers about The Cell.

Which obvious choice doesn't make the circle of trust or the list?

Which Nazi surprised Joseph with how funny he is?

This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks.

Jason gets mugged!

Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog.

Archie was right.  You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes. 

Code 2319!

Jim critiques two iconic film franchises that he has not seen.

Sticky bomb socks.

I like to treat my feet as individuals.

Joseph has some PTSD from being ridiculed for wearing his socks too high.

The guys all admit to sliding (and crashing into things) in their house.  

Were Forrest Gump's socks also magical?

Is a stocking a sock?

Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows.

Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds.

Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips!

Joseph Johnson, not impressed.

Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs.

Jason is still saddened by Jim's refusal to watch Mad Max: Fury Road.

Jason has a very low bar for getting together with Charlize Theron.

Will Shelley Winters survive?

What was BJ's beef with the Bear?

This episode mentions The Godfather a few times.  Just a few times.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movie and television ceremony scenes.

Jim is very upset over the omission of the Oscars in memorium.  Give some respect to Jack Klugman!

Jason has a limit on how much narration a movie should have.

He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time

Joseph gets to reminisce about one of his favorite SNL commercials.

SUNRISE!  SUNSET!

What film did Joseph and Jim fall asleep while watching?

Did any really request Jim Neighbors to sing Sunrise, Sunset?

This episode's accents may be offensive to the Irish.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a list of their favorite Irish-themed movies and television episodes.

I  think no less of her after watching the documentary.

Jim is thrown off by Hamnet's dental accuracy in 17th-century England.

Jason attempts to go zero out of five with his list of "Irish" themed selections.

Joseph makes the unforgivable omission of one of his all-time favorite films.

Uncle O'Grimacey had to be included in this episode.

Definitely, Belfast.  Definitely, Definitely Belfast.   

Daniel Day-Lewis gets a personal apology for not being on any of the lists.

They're always after me, lucky charms.

Who's more Irish than Leeam Neeson?

Are you drinking straight paint?

The wheels fall off this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best characters who are associated with two-wheeled modes of transportation.

Joseph is worried about the new changes with his beloved F1.

Things become rough for Jim when his friends started calling him Woody.

You can wear a leather jacket, but not if you're near the motorcycle.

A Segway is the perfect douchey vehicle for a character.

I wanna a cool rider. A cool, cool rider.

Which legendary TV actor risked his life being flung form a side car?

What state is the place where almost every long-shot movie takes place in?

"1 minute to Wapner! This is definitely-definitely a good episode. Oh boy!"

Jason, Jim, and Joseph created a list of the best fictional siblings in movies and television.

Jason pays "Willie" money to repair his guitar.

Garthe- the "e" is for evil.

IAMOSCAR...dot Com 

I know it was you, Jim. You broke my heart with another Pacino impression.

He went full savant.

Joseph struggles with Boardwalk Empire, but finally agrees with Jim that it one of Steve Buscemi's best roles.

If Lea always knew, then why did she make out with her brother?

Where was Sybok hiding all this time?

This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies.

Yes! Take that, Canada!!!

The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch.

Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema.

Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever.

Jim's admiration for a cinematic classic ends up being based on SCTV sketches.

Jason loves Cool Runnings, but can't remember if he actually has seen it.

Which beloved  movie coach was actually hated by his team in real life?

Why didn't they have chariots in the movie?

This episode may be contagious.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather.

Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French.

Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines.

Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly.

I'll be your huckleberry

Uncontrollable flatulants

Stop pooping!

Whose sneeze caused them to get caught?

Who may have a case of network connectivity problems?

This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.

Joseph IS the grumpy old man.

The name Brick says it all.

Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad."

Merkin Muffley... enough said.

Jason debates himself against his own selection...and loses!

The actual name was Merkin Galore.

What does the T stand for for Buford Justice?

Pistachio Disguisey?  How about Lazy Writer?

This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television.

Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie. 

Eskimo brothers!!!

We gotta go.  I just shorted my pants.

Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop.

Jim's Charles Grodin impression makes an impressive return.

Who was the original 90s quirky friend?

Who was called out for being "OVER THE LINE"!

What's this episode about, Dude?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances.

Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire.

Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis. 

He was destined for the chipper.

Jason tips much better than Mr. Pink when it comes to braving icy roads for his delivery services. 

Why can't you be more like your brother?  Harold would never beat up his landlord.

Which director is Steve Buscemi's doppelganger?

This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025.

SSHIEELDS UP!

While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances.

Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in.

Not only was Superman great, but it was also good that he found himself a nice Jewish girl.

Jim digs himself one of the biggest holes by contemplating spending eternity with his wife.  

Jason and Jim list a few missed product placement ads for Hamnet.

Joseph and Jim like the idea of renting family and friends.

Which movie had a three-way tie for being overblown and not very good?

Which movie didn't need vampires to be good?

This episode goes off the rails in trying to figure out what makes a comedy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of their favorite military comedy films.

Joseph is flummoxed by a simple auto spelling correction that sends him into high anxiety.

Jim skipped joining West Point to participate in "Hands Across Lamar".

Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines: What a great place to start.

" You are the greatest lover I've ever had. /Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."

Ass Map

Somehow “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” returns to the show.

Jason can't go back on his selection. It's already in the vault.

How many pushups can Bill Murray do at the beginning of Stripes?

Can Jim do a George C. Scott impersonation without coughing?

This episode doesn't suck as much as we thought (much like 2025).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph share some of their personal highlights from the past year.

Now opening for the JAMBS, the world's laziest guitarist!

Jim's seasonal haircut leads to an existential questioning of Joseph's baldness.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... what?!?

Jim's admiration for AI comes down to Elvis remakes of popular movies.

Jason champions his favorite cancelled TV show.

Joseph attempts to hijack the show and turn it into a book club podcast.

Should a kid be excited to see Grandpa play football?

Why does Apple hate people who like to binge?

This episode is looking for an afternoon delight.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph throw out the things they are looking forward to in the new year.

2025 didn't suck as much as Joseph predicted.

“Don't honey me, HI. You better get me that asteroid!”

Jason is ready to get his sweep on for the 2030 Olympics.

Jim's ready to let some crazy Sweeds take over his house for a week when FIFA comes to Houston.

Jim is looking for to episode 350 so you better keep listening.

Will Cadillac ever be part of F1 or is it all in Joseph's head?

How many football fans turn out to be fans of Jessica Fletcher because of network programming?

This episode doesn't come with batteries.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best gifts ever given in a movie.

Jason asks the most important question: "Do you think I'm pretty?”

Corey Feldman ruins everything.

We're going to make some break and get fat.

You'll put your eye out.

Who is Jaison and why does he view Jason as a princess?

What was the gift from Bill?

This episode takes place during a podcast, but is not about a podcast.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph tackle the highly controversial topic of listing the best movies taking place in the Christmas season (but are not about Christmas).

I'm not a Landman.  I'm an Oilman.

Nicole Kidman delivers the best last line with a Christmas sentiment since Tiny Tim.

Joseph really dislikes Landman.

Jason make a controversial last-minute pick after getting one his top selection squashed before the lists get started.

Jim loads the show with plenty of Die Hard impressions.

Which actors is type cast as the ultimate douche in one of the episode' selection?

This episode is sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph breakdown some of the best robe scenes in cinema.

No.  The movie: The Robe doesn't make it on anyone's list.

When good actors go bad: A new topic?

Jim suffers the Mandela Effect with an Alf episode that never happened.

Jason has his own epiphany with mistakenly thinking some of the best robe scenes were actual done with towels.

Joseph confesses his infatuation with Donna Reed.

Will Hell freeze over when Jason actually runs the table with legit selections making the list? 

Who writes a check for .69 cents?

Who advertised on Rocky's robe?

This episode is like Mick Jagger and gets no satisfaction.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph replay some of the best songs that reference other songs.

Joseph presents "The Purge" starring Henry Winkler.

Jim claims to have "The most '70s' " family photo ever.

Jason pushes the interpretational boundaries (again) by claiming a remake is actually an original song as long as it has a few extra lyrics.

Joseph reminisces about him and Jim's bro love over Zima and Tone Loc. 

Jim's impression of Darius Rucker is impressive, but not as impressive as his impression of Bob Dylan.

My Fair Lady, who knew?

What song was used for the first season of Happy Days?

You'll poke your eye out with this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make their naughty and nice list of the best Santa movie.

Out just in time for all the Christmas parties: Jason's Runaway Tire caught on video.

It's the Santa Claus version of Die Hard.

Joseph contests the idea of a female Santa Claus (But, he does think they can be funny).

Jim gets and early Christmas with an Earnest movie finally making it on the list.

Half of that is from me!

There's only one rule in Santa Club: if you kill Santa, you become Santa.

Why does Ed Asner make a great Santa?

Which actor's portrayal of Santa specialized in the Mrs. Beasley doll?

This episode is the 300th episode, and it's not about Spartans (talk about a missed opportunity).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph feast on some of the best themed televised and cinematic Thanksgivings. 

Jason Meeker: Pro Lugnut

Tofu turkey. No, thank you.

You want the bird? Go in the alley and eat the bird.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Jim performs a holiday tradition of doing an Al Pacino impression.

What movie does Robert Downey Jr. have no memory of being in?

What's wrong with the dark meat?  Why don't you eat the dark meat?

This episode is number 299.  That's a lot of episodes.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph work their way through the best movies that take place in the woods.

Get these MF'n snakes out of my MF'n bathroom!

Sshhh! Pretend like you're asleep.

Crime is the disease, and he's the cure.

Joseph still has a neck injury from watching Hunger Games from the first row.

Bear rape!

Jim has a special set of skills.  He will impersonate anyone mentioned on the show.

Jason and Joseph estimate their duration of living in the 1830s Canadian wilderness is less than fifteen minutes.

Joseph refuses to dance like a monkey for Jason.

Jason almost makes it to his 100th episode before getting his first pity vote.

Will there ever be a "classic" podcast series?

Which character used his sweat like Gillette?

This episode will age like fine wine... and then turn to vinegar.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to the best performances by septuagenarians and octogenarians (that's old people to you and me).

He's not only a great actor, but he rocks a very hairy chest.

But you're never going to win this case Frank, you died.

Jason gives out parenting advice on raising your child with iconic Jack Palance lines.

She could take a punch, but not a stool.

Amazingly, Morgan Freeman gets impersonated the most in the show without receiving a single nomination.

Whose mother was a toaster and granddaughter was a stripper?

Which actor missed being nominated for a hat trick of performances by one year?

This episode doesn't know what Vern means.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recommend some of their favorite Halloween cinematic treats.

Hagrid Lebowski

There's nothing I want to do for seven hours.

Jason's curfew wouldn't let him do the time warp.

Rabid zombies are much scarier than lumbering zombies.

Once again, "Three more days to Halloween. Halloween. Halloween."

Jim makes another plea for people to acknowledge that there was a sequel to Psycho. Seriously people.  No joke.

Joseph and Jason ponder the awkward conversations that take place the day after a purge.

The good news is your dates are here.  The bad news is they're dead.

What horror classic villain can be impersonated with a couple of butter knives? 

What's the ring?  Better yet, what's a VHS tape?

This episode should be listened to in its entirety before listening to any recommended albums on this week's list.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide the listeners with a stellar list of albums to listen to on a road trip.

Jason makes a controversial pitch for the English F1 McLaren team to become the McLaren Matadors.  

Joseph and Jason complain about going blind in their old age.

Peg!!!!!  Now do it a third note higher.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot returns to the show, and it's still a very unfunny comedy.

The band Rush is going on tour again. They will be using Jim's new lyrics for Red Barchetta.

The band Yes gets snubbed for more Speaking in Tongues.

What Yacht-Rock album is great to listen to while on the road?

What mega album hit did Dave Coulier inspire?

This episode contains surprisingly dramatic moments (not really).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best dramatic performances by actors known more for their comedic chops.

Jason poses the philosophical question of whether a comedy can be so unfunny that it can be considered a drama.

Jim brings back one of his favorite impressions, even though it's as dead as crabmeat.

Joseph provides more misinformation about Oscar-winning performances.

Have the guys discovered how similar the older Jerry Lewis, Clive Davis, and Robert Evans spoke?

Sadly, what is a one-hour photo? 

This episode is better like 5000 candles in the wind.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put to rest the best funeral scenes in television and movies.

“Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.”

Eugoogoolizer. One who speaks at funerals.

My phone died.

Joseph was so moved by one funeral scene he had to went back to the theatre the next day to watch it again.

You're my boy, Blue!

 HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

Jim loves a Hulk in a suit.

Who died as so many young men of his generation before his time?

Which clown was "shelled" to death by a rogue elephant?

This episode can’t keep time playing a tambourine.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph call out some of their favorite fictional musicians on television.

More obnoxious than night mowing; morning band practice!

Joseph gives lessons on the chord formations of Smelly Cat.

Jim pays tribute to the original television musician.

The Monkees are finally inducted into the CCR Hall of Fame.

Nightman… anyone remember?  He played a sax and shot lasers from his eyes.  

An amusement park that boasted the tallest escalator.

Jason gives thanks to Lucille Ball for all of his sci-fi crushes.

Mouse Rat.

 How many more candles was Little Sebastian honored with over Princess Diana?

Which Brady really fits the suit?

This episode offers a PSA for all of us older geezers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make a list of the biggest cinematic douchebags.

Trinitron television receives a shout-out from Jason.

Hans, Boobie. I'm your white knight.

James Spader, Dabney Coleman, and Robert Prescott all make it into the Douchebag Hall of Fame. 

I haven't had a carb since 2004.

I work with retards.

Jason and Joseph agree that they are getting old and don't like change.

Jason offends all Frenchmen (again).

NO WIRE COATHANGERS!

Which bot receives "Douche of the Day"?

How did Chet not make it on the list?

This episode has more grizzle than any other episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph grumble their way through making a list of the best growling cinematic characters.

Jim enjoys an episode of impression heaven.

You're gonna eat thunder and crap thunder. 

 I'm here to talk about "diabeetus".

Wes Hightower.

Jason and Joseph agree that a great performance can be unintelligible.

You're my boy, Blue!

Is it going to be different this time?

Why is the plumbing cartel preventing the production of a better designed toilet?

This episode has Pocket Pool.  

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite redhead characters.

Joseph has limits on how much he is willing to pay to see the Wizard.

Jason doesn't like the idea of losing money one damn bit.

Jim matches the carpet with the drapes.

While all three of the bots had a ventriloquist dummy. None of them had Franklin.

Jason is an ally to all redheads.

Joseph reveals his cartoon fetish.

Jim laments that one of his biggest regrets is chickening out to get Christina Hendricks' autograph.

Naked Clarabell!

Jim nails the deep, throaty impression of Lucille Ball.

Is it me, or is Ariel hot?

What was the biggest hit from the Recess Monkeys?

This episode be slappa da bass, mon.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their "feel-good" movies.

I like the stretchy pants.

Jason describes how he nearly crapped himself on the race track.

Still Alice is still depressing.

Hello Dolly? Hello, another Walter Matthau impression.

It's Merman!! Merman!!

You pulled a Munson.

How can you possibly not feel good about Dr. J and the Spinners in the same movie?

Did Neil Young really want to whip it?

This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of  the original season.

Love Island… the worst.

L.B.L.D

You catch a lot more with a dead squirrel.

Jim is chastised and shamed for not having watched “It Aways Sunny in Philadelphia”.

All it took was one hash brownie to give us one of the best TV characters.

Jason continues upholding his Star Trek “babe” fetish.

Joseph is chastised and shamed for not having watched more than one season of “Better Call Saul”.

Newman!

 What’s with the love of calzones?

Can I use the bathroom?

The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."

Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.

Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.

Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs.

Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot.  

Iced coffee! Who knew?

"Caffeine'll kill ya!"

Joseph admits to learning what a venti means from Role Models.

Put the coffee down—coffee's for closers.

Taste a bit nutty.

Do you want a toe?  I'll get you a toe.

Why does the world's best cup of coffee taste like crap?

This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today.

Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor.

Girls on trampolines.

Even Tom Hanks couldn't bring this sitcom back.

GPS made this TV concept obsolete.

No Ma'am!

Jason is ready to party with a plunger.

Willie, the robe!

What car would be too controversial to be on TV today? 

What show had the original title "Not the Cosbys?

The aggression against this episode will not stand.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite period comedy films.

Mouse Trap 2: This time, the mouse dies most ridiculously.

Jason has to watch gore. Joseph has to watch a 19th-century costume drama. Jim watches lesbians with guns. 

Jason finally gets a comedic reference 40 years later.

Suffering and where to find great Chinese food.

Fat, stupid, and drunk is no way to go through life, son.

It's a sweater!

The Mel Gibson fan can't watch JoJo Rabbit because of its anti-Semitism theme.

Why does Jim still have clippings of old movie ads from the newspaper?

Why does everyone in this show have a French accent like Maurice Chevalier?

This episode was the number one answer among the 100 people surveyed.

Jason, Joseph, and Jim talk about some of the most underrated television game shows.

Jason finds family therapy with Family Feud.

Gene, Gene the dancing machine.

The boys come up with a whole new business model for Taxi companies to compete with shared ride services.

We'll be back in two and two.

In the butt Bob.

What did comedians do before they all had Netflix specials?

Which game show did Se7en steal it's most famous question from?

This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made.

I'm the Nightmower!!

Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman.

Jim and Joseph come to blows over the Wonder Twins.

Jack Nicholas as "The Driver"

Jim gives a lesson on the Apache language.

Jason gets triggered AGAIN over Madame Web.

The Makeup Department couldn't even bother with covering up Shaq's tattoo.

What legendary actor was the voice of Nuclear Man?

What dollar movie did Joseph ask for a refund?

Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies. 

Shame on you Mr. Stiller!

Joseph becomes the one-legged critic.

Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs!

People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine.

Jason is the last person on earth to learn about the different packaging methods used between heroin and cocaine. 

Jim performs his new impression of the transitional, Hispanic Pacino.

No beta or blue blockers were used during the recording of this episode.

What condition WAS my condition in?

What song is playing when the Dude loses his roach?

This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.

I'm going to break your back, Batman.

Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film. 

He's the Taj Murray of the movie.

Frank and beans!

Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is?

Is mowing with Crocs more dangerous than mowing at night?

No one is blaming Rio in this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies.

The bots are NOT about cruises.

Beach-offs and dongs.

Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie.

Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola.

When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a giant Tylenol?

What's that all about?

Hey Sailors! The guys put their friendships at peril as they list the Best Movies at Sea. 

• Jim just got off a boat
• Joseph is not a fan of drowning 
• Jason hates homemade submarines 
• Jim and Steven Seagal start a mutiny

Shouldn't this thing just be a sports podcast already! 

This episode no longer has safety inspections.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies.

An equal opportunity to offend.

A well-lit scene that had Newman sweating.

Are we going to Cahulawassee River Mr. Luthor?

Jim has a first on the show with a nomination of a movie has not seen.

Jason questions the BBC's sensibilities of make Hitler funny.

Did you TiVo Nipple Gate?

What do you mean, "you people"? 

This episode has night mowing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen.

Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting.

Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams.

This house is clean.

The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddy

It even has a time code on it.  And those are difficult to fake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You would think that having a certain set of skills would include warning your child about the dangers of travelling.

Amadeus was a great composer, but a terrible father.

Still Magnolia, still dying.

Jason Meeker: Genius or neighborhood nuisance?

 Do you like fried chicken?

This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors.

Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard.

The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?”

Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.”

Big toilet and little toilet.

Franklin Delano Bluth

Little Opie Cunningham.

Joseph talks about a couple of Eddie Haskell's his daughter dated.

Jason rejects Jim and Joseph's half-hearted apology for last week's episode.

Which child actor stole the show from J.J.?

Was there child abuse in the Cleaver's household?

This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies.

Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies.

OK. Show of hands.  Who has masturbated today?

Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes.

The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn.

One word, plastics.

Which movie was a precursor for the iconic CHiPs disco skating episode?

What major is Jason's son going to college for?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes.

This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese.

• Old men complaining about lawns.
• Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.
• Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.
• The miracle of the parting of seas was outdone by the spectacle of Jaws.
• Coach Martin couldn't cover up the boobs in English class. 
• More James Mason impressions, please.
• Pope Voldemort I?
• "Hey Jesus. Who loves you, baby?"
• Why has the world not heard Bruce Springsteen's amazing version of Raspberry Beret?
• Why do bad remakes involve the star playing dual roles?

This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences.

Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with.

Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members.

Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more?

You know you're getting old when you spot walking canes at the concert.

Joseph is a true fan of lesbian rock.

Nothing like 50-Somethings rock out like it's 1985 again.

Jim writes a "Dear Penthouse" letter about his first Billy Joel concert.

What concert did Jim see that made David Bowie blue?

Who in the hell is the "Kiss Guy"?
https://youtu.be/TjVOWOKa-lY?si=e1lKxYqXAybMmfrJ

This episode is running hands free.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.

Murky flush.

"Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.

Jason is unrestrained with the puns.

I am a white man with hair in America.  I can do anything.

Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".

Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car.

One name... Gilligan.  Need Jim say anymore?

Lovey Howell, the sexiest Honeybee.

How long does it take Joseph to binge a seven-season series?  Hint: It is a ridiculously short amount of time.

Which one of Jim's favorite shows is frequently played in the background during the recording of CCR shows.

This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar).

We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs!

Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked. 

Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice.

I don't think Disney understands the term "live action.”

Jason gets confused and nearly tells the filthiest joke ever made.

You're messing with my dog hair!

Jim coins a new term for grandchildren:  Second Generation (because he is too young to be a grandpa).

What terrible movie did Jason end up buying for 60 bucks because he lost the DVD from Blockbusters?

Who can forget Kimbra the White Lion?

This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies.

The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies.

Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions.

The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old.

The Donger need food... and other offensive references makes it in the list.

Nothing like celebrating Jesus' birthday with a "magic show" at zero nine-thirty.

You're CRAAAAZZZZZY MAAAAAN!  

Andy is freakin' 36 years old.  Let that sink in for a bit.

Which actor is disliked by PETA for picking on little ponies?

Did everyone get to see the cake, before we divide of this island country?

This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.

• Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.
• Bad AI! Bad AI!
• Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.
• Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.
• Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).
• She can take a punch.  She just can't take a stool.
• She's so tough she can beat you with one hand.  Mostly because she only has one hand.
• Mr. F!!!
• Rogue One: you can't remember anything about it, but it was great.
• Apologies to Milla Javovich or however you say her name.
• Kill Bill really missed a great opportunity of not including Raymond Burr. 
• Jim dumps on San Antonio.
• Which is the worst episode of The Office according to Jim?
• How did Alien 3 ruin Aliens in just the opening scene?

This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them.  

• May your first child be a masculine child.
• Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.
• Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.
• Alcoholism is just not as funny as it was in the 80s.
• Slappin' da bass!
• Who learned how to be a responsible pet owner from Jason Segel?
• What's a wedding without an awkward, drunken toast?

This episode gets a little verklempt.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.

Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.

Talk amongst yourselves.  

Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt. 

Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals.

Jason boldly accuses Spielberg of being a hack.

It's a stupid cartoon, but it chokes Joseph up every time.

All complaints regarding this episode should go to Jason@crispycoatedrobots.com

Dogs proves to be the emotional Achilles heel to guys watching movies. 

Which femme fatal was wrongfully omitted from the femme fatal episode?

 What movie does the Meeker household find entertainment in watching Jason cry?

This episode doesn’t like taking naps.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies.

I’m Joseph Johnson.  I’m an AV man.

Prozac and Skittles

I misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box.

The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide.

The power of the ham sandwich!

Oh, Bother!

Why do bums have amazing hair?

What does Taoism have to do with Poo? More importantly, who cares?

This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies.

But the ass is real.

Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan.

Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie.

Jason takes offense at Joseph for taking a "dinosaur dump" on one of his selections. 

Sheena or Beastmaster?

What do YOU mean, "you people"?

This episode was made by humans (sort of).

In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners.

AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking.

Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode.

It's singing.  It's not real acting.

Scarlett O'Hara wouldn't have lasted through the civil war and the movie would not have been as good with Joseph and Jason's selection.

Jim confesses some of his boyhood fetishes of Rita Moreno and the Muppets.

The boys praise Allison Janney's great performance of a stinky mother.

One of Meryl Steep's performances comes down to her ability to flinch during confrontations.

"Were you a failure and the one most important relationship in your life?"

Why does a Walter Mathau impression come up so many times in the episode?

WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners.

Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies.

Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances. 

It’s the Chicago Rock Way.

Hey Friendo.

Jason cleverly sneaks past the “no complaining” policy of Oscar nominees.

Joseph admits that a little bullying can bring out the best in people.

What actor suffered PTSD from too much cowbell?

How in the hell did a Jimmy Stewart impression make it into this show?

This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was.

Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years.

• Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!!
• A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white.
• Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship.
• The Big Knockers come through better in black and white.
• Just as wrong as seeing Herman Munster in color.
• Jason accuses Joseph of being an anti-Dentite.
• Jim likes to keep his hands warm.
• George "The Animal" Steele.
• Jim makes an unsolicited plea to reconsider the value of the 1979 "Makin' It" sitcom. (Seriously, does anyone remember "Makin' It"?)
• Why can't a photograph like the iconic Muhammad Ali vs. Sonny Liston shot be taken today?

This episode has armpit sweat stains.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.

Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?

Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper.

Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men.

Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon.

Florida may be the sweatiest location to film.

The Nazis had problems too.

Jason has ice cubes to share with Rosie Perez.

Ozzy Nelson doesn't have  brothers on his wall.

Why don't more people have Peacock?

What Movie Channel classic had Jim all hot and bothered in middle school?

This episode doesn't have a boney ass.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.

Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.

Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.

Jim's list is based on his impressions.

Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.

Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.

Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes in the show's history.

Somehow Halloween III makes it on to the show again.

Greed is good, especially when it involves milkshakes.

Good for Polio.

How did this show become about the most obvious character names in movies?

What is the amount of Mortimer Duke's contribution to Christmas tips?

This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.

Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.

Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.

Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.

Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.

Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.

D'oh! Jason didn't read the text about rules for the episode.

The Truth is out there, but Jim and Joseph were not interested.

Did Jim do that?  Unfortunately, Jim selects the 90's Gilligan for his list.

What are we going to do today, Brain?

This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.

The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.
Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.
Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.
Jim wants everyone to remember Jermaine was the big thing before his younger brother Michael.
Knock, Knock. Guess Who?  The Broom Brothers...

Which song makes a classic teenage comedy sex scene seem okay?
What have you done for me lately, Willis?

This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television.  

Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.
You're good enough and people like you.
The only Analrapist makes it on the list.
Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.
Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.

What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands? 
What movie does Jason mention that is hated by Joseph's wife.

This episode has no empty calories.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.

Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.
Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.
This F#k'in guy!
It's a fun Walking Dead.
Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.
Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.
Sally Struthers!!
Jim is upset that his video sports character's skill level is only 47.
Show killer, Ted McGinley finally gets his due.

Hey, hey why are the Monkeys left out of the Rocknroll Hall of Fame?
Which actor is charming on the show, but a jerk in real life?

Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.

What do you mean, "You People!” 
Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. 
Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. 
Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo 
Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. 
Chalamet over Hubert? 
Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason) 
Jim and Jason are impressed with the return of Chet from Weird Science.

Who voted for Ron Swanson? 
Is Joseph a true F1 Racing fan?

This episode has warm nuts.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.

Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.
Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.
Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?
Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.
Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.

Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?
Is the world ready for a naked gun?

This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!

Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".
Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.  
According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.
Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).
The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.
Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.
Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.   
That's not 40%.  That's 13%.  People rely on tips.
Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.

Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?
According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?

This episode doesn't require subtitles.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.

• Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.
• Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.
• The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.
• Energy Vampire.
• Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.
• The girl or the dog?  What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?
• Who is so bad in a series that Joseph refuses to say the actor's name?

This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.

Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. 
It's Convene!
A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.
There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.
Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.
Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician.
Joseph's favorite documentary happens share the name as Jason's brother.

Which county icon was mistakenly introduced as Woody? 
What narrator makes any documentary great?

This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. 

Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. 

A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. 
Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. 
Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. 
Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. 
Our house is a very, very Monty Python house. 
Jason warns Graham Nash to stay away from marble flooring. 
Garbage Day! 
Is that how you say hello from where you are from? 
Why is Peter Wisdom the only one worth saving? 

This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.

Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.

Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.

Love Brokers!!!!

Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.

Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory of watching Frozen with his daughter.

I can't take naps.

Jason explains his father's complex emotional range of anger and rage.

It only makes sense to be thankful for movies that made your dad laugh.

Which movie prevented Jim and Joseph from learning math in middle school?

Who was bigger the Rod Stewart?

This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.

In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.
Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.
Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom. 
Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.
Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.
Big, bald Nazi.
Chuck Norris evented a new type of martial arts known as "Hair-Fu".
Jim discovers Rocky II had a soundtrack months after seeing the movie.

Are we going to Addis Ababa?
Which fight scene went to the actor's favorite charity?

This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. 

What's up Doc?
Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.
The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.
It was a new, new hope.
The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.
You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.
You can't put nipples on the bat suit.
Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.

Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?
Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made  Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo? 

This episode was 47 years old when recorded.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.

Arnold Palmer. Who knew?
Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.
Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.
We have dinosaurs. We can win this.
Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?
Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!
Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.
Welcome to the Empire of the Ants.

What sexploitative movie makes for a great Daddy-Daughter movie night?
What movie was just an ad for Fed Ex, volleyballs, Jeeps, and Swiss Army knives?

This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.

Fidelio.
Your mother sews socks that smell.
Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.
Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.
Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.
You can't win!  The ghost is too strong!
Jim Kovacik does his one-man performance of Burnt Offerings.
Psycho II, who knew?
Joseph can't read, Jason can't hear, and regardless of what he says, Jim likes zombie movies.
 

What is more scary than taking your homecoming date to Denny's?
Which B-List Universal Monster was the "Willie Mays" of Jim's trading cards collection?



Yep

This episode points and laughs.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special.

Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde. 
Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes.
There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed seance stunt. 
It's the "Arby's" of Jim's choices for scary movies.
Jason is still trying to figure out what the hell David S. Pumpkins was about.
I got a rock ... which is better than having a broken TV set.
Felony or Treat?



Which Rock-n-Roller was offended by Jim's recommendation of movie remakes?
Why would Jason make a terrible wedding planner?

This episode is the October surprise.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. 

• Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.
• Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller.
• "No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing."  
• Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.
• President Vincent Barbarino?
• RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's bag. 
• "Frustrated Jason" implores Jim to see some of his picks. "No joke!"

Which of Jim's impressions becomes a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma?

This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.

Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions.
Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and all.
Jason reminisces about his performance playing an Atari guitar for a talent show.
We were Grunge before Grunge.
We still don't know our E chord from a G chord.
The riff was used to introduce Windows 95, so you know it's good.
This is what a feminist sounds like.
Starship Heart 

What famous opening riff did Jason decide could be skipped for his middle performance?
What famous riff had Charlie Watts screaming at Keith to shut up?

This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.

Jason laments over his broken guitar.  Just wrong.
Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.
It's like Showgirls without the nudity.
Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.
So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.
Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.
Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees and Beyhive with their selections.
This time basketball's gonna be different.

Which singer gets a Lifetime Achievement award for bad acting?
Which singer may have gotten a black eye for his terrible acting performance?

This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.

Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.
Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.
Jim admits his penchant for women in bondage
Joseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.
What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!

What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?

Note from Editor: Jim is solely responsible for introducing and supporting the nomination of "THE BIG DOLLHOUSE" to this week's list.  All complaints should be addressed to him.

This episode is tuned to the key of H minor. 

Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.

• Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.
• Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.
• Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!
• My bloody football!
• Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.
• What is the name of the team in the Disney classic, Gus?
• How much is a drop kick worth?

This episode may give you pink eye.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs.

Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)!
It's a toupee of sorts.
Delivering speeches to the House of Representin'
We can only dream of what it would have been like to have another Eisenhower in office.
Shark Sandwich!
HOAP
Jason admits to choosing a second weekend of seeing the Hope Diamond over a weekend of watching Indiana Jones kicking butt on a plane.

Which fictional president was so good that he had no name other than The President?

Which fictional presidency violates Article II of the Constitution as well as a great Beatles song?

This is the episode that ruins the podcast.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies. 

Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again.
Disco outfits make the best space gear.
You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads.
Jim offers the implausible notion of a fresh, tan suit being sexy
Jason unabashedly has a Trekkie fetish.
Jim demonstrates he has the "wrong stuff" when it comes to knowing what is sexy.
 
Is being obsessed with actress, Alice Eve more of a gender marker than pronoun preferences?

Which band of space pirates also served as the backup dancers in the Broadway production, Satan's Alley?

This episode comes with Poopourri.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies.

Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive.
Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie.
You don't have a soul if your don't cry watching Old Yeller.
You also have a bad teacher if you watched Old Yeller in school.
You lost Busy Bee!!!
You may know him as Toto, but his real friends still called him Terry.
Put me down!  I'm Walt Wizney!!

Which dog is so good that he gets two names in the movie?
Which celebrity feud was caused by Beasley the dog?

Joseph may show up for this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies.

10 minutes later...
It's all about the nest egg.
A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go.
We got the Munchkins paid.
Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having seen either. 
Jim's "Charles Grodin" impression makes a return.
Joseph claims to have had all of the other two's entries originally on his list.
Joseph throws some shade on Jason's choices.

Which Pixar franchise did Jason personally finance?
Which famous comedian dissed Jason's mom?

This episode is on an album that can be carried to school.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives.

Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys.
Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections. 
Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts.
Knock, knock. Whose there?  It's the Broom Brothers.
So many (crappy) pedals.
Gunter, Gleiben, Glauchen, Globen
Jim and Joseph remember rocking out to XTC on volume 1.
Jim still has doubts about Joseph's John Taylor poster.
You broke my titties.

Which fire was that?
What concert did Joseph confuse for being a benefit ball?

It's back to school time!  That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts)  because on this episode you'll learn...

Why 27 year-olds make the best singing high school students...
If you're jerk at 16 -you'll always be a jerk...
That Jim can do a pretty good John Vernon impression...
Why Mark Harmon's best role is causing Jim martial strife...
Who is Harry Porter is...and why Jason is talking about him...
Which Wes Anderson movie makes Joseph forget his hatred of "Asteroid City..."
Which group of girls are meaner than "Mean Girls..."
and why Jason's #5 pick is giving him PTSD.

It's the best school movies with CCR!

Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe...

On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements.  To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get...

Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-maligned Jerry Lewis classic "Cracking Up..."

Joseph's great story on how Jason never met William Friedkin or Quentin Tarantino...

The reason why network TV had to have more Winger...

An explanation of why "the dude playing the doom is disguised as another doom..."

Jason verifying he's still a big Didi Conn fan...

Shocking evidence that proves Alan Arkin played a legendary French character in the worst film of a legendary franchise...

Joseph's plans to confront a giant carrot...

And, most importantly, you'll get he real reason it's called "The Nutsack Olympics!"

So put on your beret and don't miss this big baguette of an episode! The French Episode!  Hawe Hawe Hawe! Au revoir Dummy See you Pari'!

Yep

Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo!

Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV!

You'll find out...

Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked...

Why Jason prefers clowns that smoke...

Which magician's clown name was also slang for urination...

Why Joseph chose to nominate a controversial Doork...

Why Jim loves Jerry's worst/best movie...

How "TV Magic Cards" got so popular in the 70's...

Why Willard Scott wore a paper cup on his nose...

And much, much more!  

Which buffoons will make the top five list for the future?! Listen in for some serious clown talk with CCR!

This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies.

Newman was never the same again.
Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored.
Be careful of the sexy androids.
A bullwhip, meow!
Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan.
Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensive "Bond Girl" names.

Which actor makes Casey Affleck look smart.
Before flubber and his three sons, which femme fatale did Fred McMurry have to worry about?

This episode is the most 70s episode ever made.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television.

Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was.
GFD - a bad idea fully realized.
Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating.
10 minutes for 10 bucks.
Roller Skates + Cocaine = Xanadu
The Warriors come out to play and skate to the disco version of "Under My Thumb".
Heaven's Gate Ad: Give us 3 hours and a chance.
(B-listers + old timers + cocaine + skating) - Erik Estrada singing "Celebration" = CHiPs Roller Disco extravaganza.

Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?
Who forgot the flowers and why did it make such a funny movie ending?

This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history.

• Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget.
• Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic.
• Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list.
• Daddy, Daughter Day: An awkward parental rite of passage.
• "Serenity Now!"
• Cliff Huxtable should have been on the list. (Do you remember Sondra? )
• What TV Dad scarred Jason from using a razor as a boy?

This episode is a little lonely and bitter.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.

Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.
Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.
Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie.
F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message
Joseph and Jim convince Jason that his own selection is a good choice.
Jim enjoys his erotica at a high altitude.

Which iconic western star ended his career on a coin operated horse ride?
What actor is cast as being "old" who is nearly the same age as the bots?

This episode nearly bares it all.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes.

In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties.
The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible.
The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time.
Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star Trek film.
Joseph likes train.
The boys almost get away with this episode without sounding creepy.

Lose your pants or lose your life?
Why does Jason avoid standing body of water?

This episode has a nice swoop.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies.

Jewfro
When the updo goes down Jim goes up.
Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl.
The man-boy haircut.
Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry Garcia was an old lesbian.

Which movies featured the haircut from hell?
When do you give it up and just shave it off?

This episode has been replaced by AI

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies.

You old poop!
Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI.
Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression.
I betta call my muther!
Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job.

Why is it bad to drink Coke while working for Pepsi?
Which movie had Jim and Joseph feeling conspicuously white?

An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! 

That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they send information to the future about pop culture items of today and yesteryear in hopes of avoiding the ‘Big Glow.’ 

Listen in as they debate two unrelated Top 5 lists to insert into the time capsule container for the world to come. 

“It’s Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets David Letterman’s Top 10 lists delivered with an absurdist quality that Monty Python fans would find familiar.”

www.CrispyCoatedRobots.com

This episode is served best with a nice chianti.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end.

Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys.
Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand.
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"?
Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.
Jason contemplates the moral quandary of rooting for a cannibal.

Which movie left an upset,12-year-old Joseph waiting four years for some type of closure?
Is it better to burn out than watch Nicholas Cage overact?

This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin.

Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie.
Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy.
Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters.
The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin material.


Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?
Could Charles Grodin be one of Jim's best impression?

This episode has bush!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies.

Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass.
Forget bareback riding.  It is all about riding topless.
Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun.
Joseph learns a lot from Porky's.
Jim breaks down the term prostitution.

Why does Jason need love in his raunchy comedies?
What feels like bags of sand?

This is a Whopper of an episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever.

Fleetwood Macrame! 
Whore! Norman Trollop!

Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening.

It’s all about the onion rings.

Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Styx at the Texas Jam?

Which movie is chosen by all the guys but still doesn’t have anything on Denzel Washington?

This episode eclipses all the others. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through.

DEA!

Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs.

The start of the show surprises Jason (again).

Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him.

Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy movies.

Joseph turns into a woman in the middle of the show.

Jason roots for the alligator in the Roadhouse remake.

What helpful recommendation does Joseph give for watching a terrible Scientology movie?

Which kids’ movie features bestiality as comedic gag?

1. Why does Joseph like butter?
2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet?
3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph?

Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!

This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies.  

One word: Buttafuco!
Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. 
Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher.
South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing 
Before Chucky there was Zuni.  And he was terrifying.
An age old question is finally answered with Jim's top choice.  Unfortunately, Tina Louise hated the question and didn't care much for the answer. 


Which TV movie classic are men allowed to cry when watching?
Can there ever be too much over the top acting and action in a Roadhouse movie?

This episode is done without wearing a shirt. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians.  

Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good.
Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot.
Jason 4th pick is great!  Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it.
Bologna and boners. 
Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop music.

What are you doing over there? Taking a vacation?
Is there anything more beautiful than the mountain scenery of Lubbock, Texas?

This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries.

Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies.

Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed

The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers.

Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy.

Captain Picard looks so good using Glamour Shots.

What’s a flail and why does Jason refer to his wife as one?

Which is the most menacing kind of axe: a battle axe, a lumber axe, or the body spray?

This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies.

 Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets.

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings.

In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver.

Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45.

Jim: The Last Airbender?

Earworms and Corinthian Leather.

Which aliens were sentenced to space travel via album cover?

Why is space underwear so controversial between Joseph and his wife?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. 

Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!"
How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? 
Who is sleeping Au Buffo?
Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore?
Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant?
Was DiCaprio robbed because of his age or for going full Norbit?

And who is the guest that never leaves?

This episode has booty sweat!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie.

Buckle up!  You’re in for a surprise!

Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts!

Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair.

Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality.

Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too!

So many impressions of Nick Nolte it may be illegal.

Who is Jim’s pugilistic DJ persona?

Can the boys choose the best high school acting role of Jason?

This episode wants a lollipop.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering.

It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression.
Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his  back.
Baby, you got a stew going.
Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders.

How can a substitute teacher and dog walker afford a million dollar house? And why would they buy one built during the William McKinley presidency?
Who blue himself?

This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself.  

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. 

The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. 
Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette.
Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor.
Jim names Bill Murry as an early influence on his radio career and driving habits. 

Did Popeye suffer from Tourettes in the 1930s?
Who's lying? Who is always lying?

This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled.

Bow, bow, bow , bow bow...
Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain.
So many songs about running.
No one puts Jason in the corner.

Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B?
Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more importantly why doesn't anyone want to touch Michael's snake?

It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR!

It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga?

Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore?

Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?”

Can Jason do a William Shatner impersonation? 

Speaking of Schwarzenegger, why didn't anyone mention Arnold’s Mr. Freeze from 1997’s “Batman and Robin”???

This episode has a lucky frame!

Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV.

Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir.
Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater.
Jim talks about  his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis.
Joseph and Jason discuss whether Nixon was more paranoid of the media or the 7/10 split.


What is a " Brooklyn Stike"and why should we care?

The episode that will slap those teeth straight.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year.

Wookie porn for family entertainment.
Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story.
Jason laments about his beloved Jets.
Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston.

Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?
Which actor is redeemed after a close encounter with a butt?

The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023.

Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews.
The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023.
Jason let’s out his inner Cage.
Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas.
Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties.
The boys are super excited about the possibility of an Oppenheimer 2.

What documentary is recommended by Jim to view without prejudice?
Do Fail Army videos meet the Academy Awards new DEI requirements?

The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year.

Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday.

Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events.

Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier.

Dune 2: More worms and cowbell.

The guys will use their AARP memberships to rock out in 2024.
Jason gives a great tip to offend everyone at rock festivals. 


Which is harder to believe: Jason liked the Barbie Movie or that he is middle aged?

Which bot will be DJing a Bonnie Tyler classic with a box on his head?

The episode with a  "rock n roll attitude".

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television.  

Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. 
Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World.
Jason admits to learning the true meaning of Christmas from mafia movies.
Is Ned Ryerson the devil?
Is Jason in shape to take on his son this holiday season?

Episode 200:   “Prepare to be pelted!” 

 Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic  Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past.

·        What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned?

·        How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma?

·        What was the first movie that Jim went on a date with his future wife?

·        Joseph’s pinecone gauntlet

·        Dogs urinating on John Wayne dolls?

·        What doll looks like a jacked-up Leslie Nielsen?

·        Which is better: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots vs Kar-a-a-ate Men?

·        What are the first items that Jim purchased at a garage sale?

·        Action Jackson’s pubis 

·        Which 2 of the podcast hosts wanted (but never got) Hugo: Man of 1000 Faces?

·        What was the most profitable hand-held game ($400 Million in sales) before the GameBoy? 

…and a shocking cliff-hanger ending that will change everything!

ENHANCEMENTS:
Carl Eller and John Brodie TALKING FOOTBALL Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdR1va-yTQQ 

All in the Family plays Kar-a-a-ate Men
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=v1ZUZR-x8UE&feature=youtu.be 

Episode 199:   “So it all started when I ran over a Happy Meal toy in my car…” 

Jim, Joseph, and George offer the best musical duos and their Top 5 Personal Holiday Traditions. 

·        A Hall & Oates bass player sighting by the Stu. Co.

·        Is George a Closet Eggnog-ist?

·        Why did Henry Kissinger hat The Captain and Tennille?  

·        What is Joaquin Phoenix’s favorite movie

·        Which hit song began as a bank jingle?

·        Which podcast host’s spouse is a ‘White-est’?

·        The ‘Scrapbook Tree’

·        Joseph watched which Christmas classic 17 times one year? 

·        Which band was named after an Arthur Miller play?

·        “NO WAY OUT”

·        Who turned down a record deal because of a green sticker?

·        Santa fights with the Devil?

·        “We watch it for the racism.”

·        Alan Parson’s Prostate 

·        What record did first-grader Jim repeatedly play at his first DJ gig? 

Episode 198:   “I had all my hate ready to pour onto this movie.” 

Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their Top 4 movies of 2023 + one stinker. In a year that boasted the release of 180 full-length movies, which will make the cut 

·        Did DC Comics finally crack the code for their feature films?

·        A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite?  

·        Intermission controversy?

·         “Why are those dogs being so mean?”

·        What does Gandhi, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, and 2001: A Space Odyssey have in common?

·        Can people in Hollywood read?

·        Which movie was so bad that Joseph went out into the lobby restroom to text his brother his rage about it?

Episode 197:   “It’s like a wax museum with a pulse.”  

Jim, Joseph, and George tackle the Top 5 Guitar Solos of all-time while contemplating the best fictional restaurants in movies.

·        Kerri Russell turns pie into a Broadway play.

·        Why did Prince call Journey’s keyboardist?

·        Shenanigans’ floor plan and making desserts

·        The 3 versions of LET IT BE

·        A David Gilmour tug-of-war

·        Jennifer Aniston shows her flair finger.

·        Is the burger tainted or not?

·        Who was the only person to make money of the WALL tour in the 80s?

·        What is Joseph’s obsession with Rush’s  nine-minute instrumental LA VILLA STRANGIATO? 

Episode 196:   Guilty Pleasures IV: The Guiltiest!

Another installment of Jim, Joseph, and George baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.

Episode 195:   “More blood, more nudity, more CGI-enhanced penises”  

For this episode the guys ‘battle it out’ in the debate arena for what is the Top 5 Gladiator stories in film and TV. Also considered is the best use of eyewear in film.

·        Michael Caine breaks out his old glasses from 1965.

·        Jim’s humiliating incident  with John Lennon spectacles

·        The gladiator story template

·        The symbolism of the Terminator’s shades

·        What is the ‘Godfather of Gladiator Flicks’?

·        “We didn't land on Lens Crafters. Lens Crafters was landed on us.”

·        Ridley Scott surprises everyone with a genre-revitalizing tale.

·        The time that Joseph hijacked Miss Mabry’s English class to teach ‘true’ Greek mythology.  

Episode 194:   “Wow! They have a hit song and they’re a cartoon!”

Jim, Joseph, and George discuss songs with food in the title and the Top 5 appearances of motorcycles in film.

·        Grunge piano and cornflakes  

·        At age 26, who was the first person to win an Oscar for a musical score?

·        Which quirky pop song inspired John Lennon to return to recording after a 5-year hiatus?

·        Which movie was banned in England for a decade and half for fear that it would embolden motorcycle gangs?

·        What does George consider the 80s version of the POPOCORN song?

·        What is the movie that Joseph considers to be the ‘Godfather of Anime”?

·        A fever dream of a starving Jimmy Buffett leads to a hit song

Episode 193:   “Life is too short to spend time crushing graham cracker crusts.”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Movies directed by Ridley Scott. Also discussed are the best chocolate-centric foods. 

·        What was the first ice cream flavor?

·        What chocolate dessert did French painter Toulouse Lautrec create/invent?

·        Russell Crowe on a stamp?

·        Which dessert was created for the 1893 World’s Fair?

·        What is one of former President George W. Bush’s favorite movies?

·        The Chocolate Lava controversy 

·        Which movie is Ridley Scott the most proud of?

·        Who was the Game of Thrones character of Joffrey Baratheon modeled after?

·        Which Ridley Scott classic film was originally offered to director Robert Altman?

Episode 192:   “Once a beanbag chair is punctured, you just have to move away and burn the house down to the ground.”

For this episode the boys discuss spy characters (that are NOT James Bond) and best chairs. 

·        Actor/comedian Steve Martin writes an intense terrorist/spy flick that’s not a comedy.

·        Richard Chamberlain or Matt Damon?  

·        Grace Slick gets stuck in a La-Z-Boy® chair 

·        How did Benjamin Franklin make so many chairs?

·        Which podcast host dreams of moonlighting  as a Cracker Barrel greeter?

·        King Tut’s folding chair?

·        What happened on the Condor’s other 3 days?

·        The secret to translating Russian by getting a close-up of the speaker’s mouth

CHALLENGE: Take the Crispy Coated Robots funeral tailgating challenge and win prizes

Episode 191:   “The Essence of Pickles”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate pop songs ‘hijacked’ by the movies they were featured in. Also discussed is the worst use/misuse of condiments on foods.

·        Why is Jon Heder so sweaty?

·        Was Ned Ryerson behind GROUNDHOG DAY all along?

·        “I’ve created with my own mouth breadsticks.”

·        Jim’s first “Food Betrayal” by a burger

·        Who was the song “LAYLA” written for?

·         “What does one of the podcast hosts claim that it’s like putting toothpaste on food?

·        What was the first Rated X movie to be nominated for an Academy Award?

·        Kenny Rogers or Kenny Loggins?

·        Jim’s segregated syrup requirement

·        Jim and Joseph “DO THE RIGHT THING” 

·        What’s up with Bennigan’s Jeff replacing fried cheese with broccoli?

Episode 190:   “The Burst Episode… Where’s the Tylenol?”

In this show, the boys compare their Top 5 Movie Outbursts and the best Starburst flavors.

·        Fay Dunaway for mother of the year?

·        How did actor Gene Wilder startle Joseph and Jim?

·        “This is no longer a vacation—this is a quest… a quest for fun!”

·        Can you roast marshmallows with plastic coat hangers?

·        “This isn’t ‘Nam… there are rules.” 

·        John Belushi’s inspiration inaccurate historical pep talk  

·        History of Starburst candies 

·        Why you should never go bowling with actor Daniel Day Lewis.

Episode 189:   “I don’t like the panties drying on the rod.”

Jim, Joseph, and George review their picks for best movies about music; they also debate the Top hand coverings.

·        Learn the origin of Jazz Hands/Jazz Head.

·        Michelle Pfeiffer is not faking it.

·        What did Tom Hanks do to pass the time during the Forest Gump press tour?

·        What was the first rap song to earn an Oscar?

·        “A bowling glove is quite a commitment to the game.”

·        What is the first chord of A HARD DAY’S NIGHT?

·        There’s nothing worse than bad piano fakery!

·        Why is Joseph playing acoustic guitar while using the toilet?

·        Listen to Jim perform an Adam Sandler original song.

Episode 188:   “Not a lot of people have basements in California.”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best of the best single appearances by an actor/actress in film, and the Top 5 songs

·        What did Paul Simon’s Julio do that was against the law?

·        Roger Miller’s contaminated genius becomes the abomination known as the Hamster Dance.

·        Producer Phil Ramone and the whistling sample/place-holder that made history

·        Brando as Mister X

·        Why is Charlie Sheen staying awake for 48 hours straight?

·        Who ad-libbed a bit that has now been covered over 6 million times?

·        Fumbling to Success: John Sebastian fails to copy the Supremes’ ‘BABY LOVE’ but lands on his feet with a hit.

·        What is the impact of Joseph’s wife on the show?

Episode 187:   “You don’t get a lot of sympathy for the Germans in these movies.”
Jim, Joseph, and George review and discuss the best War Movies, and schoolyard games.

·        When is a horse a pig? 

·        How does Shakespeare upset a WWII epic?

·        Which childhood game dates back to the 4th century?

·        Learn of all of Jim’s basketball exploits.

·        Which podcast host is anti-Frisbee Golf?

·        Red Light/Green Light influences Dr. Who.

·        Which is the 1st war movie in over a decade and a half to win an Oscar for Best Visual Effects?

·        Which host humiliated a ten-year old boy with a game of one-on-one?

·        Who did Bruce Springsteen write the song BORN IN THE USA about?

·        Why does George claim that Hide-And-Seek is the great equalizer? 

·        The traumatic injury of Joey Bolton.

Episode 186:   “Yo-yos and donuts are similarly shaped.”

The guys discuss the Top 5 Breaking Glass moments in TV and Movies. Also debated are the best yo-yo tricks.

·        What is the longest yo-yo spin duration on record?

·        How did karate kicking The Fonz launch Tom Hanks’ movie career?

·        There’s not enough Yo-yo moments in 3-D movies.

·        Why is Jan-Michael Vincent so ticked off?

·        How many years of bad luck did Bruce Lee cause in ENTER THE DRAGON?

·        Why is there no Wonka-vator ride?

·        The same stunt guy for BLADE RUNNER’s Zora’s death scene used FLASHDANCE?

·        The Yo-yo is NOT a weapon (yet).

·        Brad Pitt in the Phantasm horror films?

Great Moments in Audio: Joseph Johnson’s On-Air Yo-yo Trick Demonstrations

Episode 185:   “Who doesn’t get excited about a bloated animal carcass?”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate their Top 5 favorite movies that take place in Joseph’s home state of Louisiana. The best police radio codes are also discussed.

·        How dumb of a detective are you if you can’t figure out that you were hired by the devil?

·        How can you tell if the silent alarm has been stolen?

·        Why does Chet keep calling the cops?

·        Brando in the Sutherland role in JFK?

·        Female Escort or Ford Escort?

·        Which classic movie does native Louisianan Joseph consider the truest representation of New Orleans?

·        “Kind of in the same vein as DELIVERANCE but without all of the raping.”

·        “They were 10-99ing it!”

·        Why did Marlon Brando write a letter to actor Robert Duval years after they were in The Godfather together?  

·        The mystery culture of the swamp people

Episode 184 Best Bomb Movie & Pop Song in Animated Film

Should this show just be called the Shrek Show? In this week’s episode, the guys explode with rants and raves over the best bomb movies and pop songs used in animated films, all while verifying, “Howard the Duck is Awful."
 
What act of terrorism involved the band Sparks playing in the background?

Get ready for another great dissertation on why the Sun makes a great thermal nuclear device!

Which rock star is Shrek’s doppelganger?

What recent display of cinematic nudity has Joseph’s prudish sensibilities in a dither?

Which actor is only a role away from doing the one-man show of the Potsdam Conference?

Which Bot actually offended Dabney Coleman?

Why does Dr. Strange want to blow up the multiverse?

What Emmy-winning television show scared South Carolinians like it was October 1938 all over again?

Find out on an explosive episode of the Crispy Coated Robots!

Episode 183:   “Bongos and creepy sci-fi… What more could one want?”

In this show the boys delve into the world of incidental stinger music/musical cues on television shows and proudly promote their favorite female SNL characters.

·        Did the Nintendo Wii steal Gilligan’s Island Walking Music?

·        Was Cesar Romero just phoning it in by not shaving his moustache for his role in Batman? 

·        Is Sally O'Malley basically Molly Shannon’s Mary Catherine Gallagher all grown up?

·        Cousin Oliver: the Yoko Ono of The Brady Bunch 

·        Who was the character of Roseanne Roseannadanna based on?

·        Who was the first performer that SNL creator Lorne Michaels hire back in 1975?

·        What’s all that slap bass stuff about on Seinfeld?

·        Which SNL skit significantly influenced the outcome of a presidential election in the U.S?

·        Which skit inspired an ice cream flavor by Ben and Jerry?

·        There are some places the “Magic School Bus” shouldn’t go (be inserted into).

Episode 182:   “Mr. Johnson’s Opus: That’s Dumbass Tape!”     

Jim, Joseph, and George discuss best teacher roles in film and TV. Also debated are the best songs about cars.

  ·        What is the easiest Springsteen song to play saxophone to?

·        Della Reese buys a Lincoln for her drummer/band leader’s birthday.

·        How many years has Joseph taught in the public school system?

·        Who is the best chemistry teach of all time?

·        Chester Sopczak perms his hair to look like Prince and steals a standup cutout from the mall record store.

·        Does ‘Moog’ (a type of keyboard) rhyme with Chew or Vogue? 

·        That awkward moment when you see your math teacher at her second job at the mall.

·        Laura Dern appears on the teachers list twice.

·        Written in a bar, what was one of the last songs that Janis Joplin recorded?

·        Why can’t 40-year old Ralph Macchio read?

Episode 181:   “When the acting in the videogame is better than in the movie there’s a problem!”   

In this episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Live-Action movies/TV shows inspired by videogames; and the second topic: Best Stamps.

·        Which podcast host sported the ‘Dutch-Boy’ haircut back in school?

·        The ‘Fat Elvis’ vs ‘Thin Elvis’ Bill Clinton election conspiracy

·        Learn the boring history of stamps.

·        Which videogame live-action movie has the highest rating on Rotten Tomatoes?

·        What are the functions/duties of the VP of the stamp club?

·        Which George R Romero zombie movie screenplay was rejected for a videogame flick? 

·        Which videogame movie role did Chris Pratt turn down?

·        Just which nationality/heritage IS actor Ben Kingsley?

·        Which movie is rumored to have had a cocaine budget of over $10,000 a week for Jean-Claude Van Damme? 

·        Could W.C. Fields actually juggle?    

·        The Jim vs Joseph 1995 Mortal Kombat vs 2021 Mortal Kombat showdown!

Episode 180:   “Sometimes I have the impulse to drive into the oncoming traffic on the highway.” 

Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their favorite Christopher Walken film roles and songs about walking. 

·        Why is Johnny Cash humming?
·        What is the first song of his that songwriter Sting says that he heard a stranger singing in an elevator?
·        How did Mel Brooks’ YOUNG FRANKEINSTIEN influence a rock classic by Aerosmith?
·        Whose famous luggage does Joseph carry?
·        David Bowie’s saxophone teacher plays on Lou Reed’s WALK ON THE WILD SIDE?
·        What song was John Lennon’s last guitar recording four days before his assassination?
·        What is Christopher Walken doing with that evil nurse from ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST?
·        George recounts the time he met Frank Abagnale Jr. from CATCH ME IF YOU CAN and the inaccuracies in the movie.

Episode 179:   “Thanks for the memories…”    

Jim, Joseph, and George discuss their favorite movies in which the plot centers around memory loss. What are the best historic fast food promotions?

·        What does MLM & FFP stand for?

·        Which promo is Joseph’s favorite loyalty rewards program?

·        Why is amnesia comedy gold?

·        What was the last movie Jim saw before dating his wife?

·        Which food was designed to give patrons unsettling dreams?

·        Which restaurant was the first fast food to have a salad bar and serve food at a drive-thru 

·        Which food-eating contest increased sales by 93%?

·        Which movie franchise influenced the Bond movies? 

·        The sad history of Burger Chef and Jeff

·        The history of VHS sales and Disney

·        Meteors with Sean Connery and Natalie Wood?

·        Intended as a gag product – Oversized Doritos chips increases Taco Bell sells 

·        Jim gets lost on his way to meet Matt Damon 

Enhancement: Trailer for Meteor The Movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6jS9bJ5bo 

Episode 178:   “On a very special episode…”    

The trio discuss the Top 5 serious moments in American sitcom television, and various forms of Hash.

·        Learn the French definition/translation of ‘hash’

·        A terrifying musical robotic gorilla  

·        Who was originally set to play the character of Archie Bunker in ALL IN THE FAMILY?

·        “It wasn’t a noisy chicken!”

·        Actor Gordon Jump makes the list twice for serious episodes.

·        Which show was a spinoff from Maude?

·        What did Michael and Pam say to each other at the end of episode in which he departs THE OFFICE? 

·        Does a Tom Hanks’ character die while drunk driving?

·        Carroll O'Connor crying into a slipper? 

·        “Oh no! George was blown-up in his car!”

Episode 177:   “I’m just grateful to live in an age that has PB & J!”  

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 movies in which everyone is a suspect. Also discussed are the best food duo combinations.

·        Which role was originally intended for Carrie Fisher but has to be offered to someone else when she went to rehab?

·        Everyone knows about the 3 endings to CLUE, but what about the 4th?

·        Learn Substitute Swearing Options

·        John Cleese & Mr. Bean turned down the same butler role in the mid-80s?

·         Which film exalted writer Truman Capote to Best New Star?

·        Which John Cusack movie filmed multiple endings to avoid leaks?  

·        Which state(s) dialect did actor Daniel Craig base his detective Benoit Blanc on?

·        Daffy Duck and Donald Duck in the same movie; what’s not to love?

·        Which film adaptation of her books did Agatha Christie approve of?

Episode 176:   “We didn’t land on Hickory Farms, Hickory Farms landed on us!”  

Jim, Joseph, and George offer their Top 5 Untrained Detectives and Best Food Court Eateries.

·        Cary Grant on a weekly TV series?

·        How to load up on mall samples when you’re a broke teenager

·        George loses his sci-fi credentials with the Kingdom of the Spiders

·        Is Perry Mason a murderer?

·        How does Joseph offend the entire tattoo community?

·        What does Jim call resurrection pizza?

·        Pilgrims at the mall?

·        Which podcast host hard a TV crush on Jennifer Hart?

·        Water Baptism or Fried Apple Pie – which will Joseph choose? 

·        George’s unfulfilled love of the ‘Corndog girl’

·        The longest CCR grievance letter to date

CCR Special Report:
Joseph goes to Puerto Rico for a fast food fried apple pie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3eJyZYSvDc 

Episode 175:   “If you really want to live take an Oreo and dip it in a hot bowl of chili!”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best musician-turned-actor roles in film and foods that go best with a glass of milk.

·        Which American Idol contestant didn’t win the show, but went on to nab an Academy Award?

·        Which podcast host questions the integrity of Mark Walberg’s interest in music whatsoever?

·        Joseph’s controversial Ace Face/Sting Quadrophenia submission

·        What is considered the ‘Bowl of Chili’ of intermissions?

·        “What the hell is Frank Sinatra doing up there?”

·        Jim offends the entire state of Connecticut.

ENHANCMENT:
James Taylor and Dennis Wilson’s cult classic Two-Lane Blacktop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbqV9CgV9s 

Episode 174:   “Every series that ends prematurely should conclude with Patrick Duffy (AKA Bobby Ewing) stepping out of a shower revealing it was all a dream.”

Jim, Joseph, and George mourn all of the television series that ended too early. Also discussed are the Top 5 Jelly Belly flavors.

·        Which Fox comedy show (despite positive reviews and winning an Emmy) was canceled after only 13 episodes

·        An apologetic scrotum eczema conversation

·        Better Off Ted Talks

·        Which CBS show when canceled became a popular graphic novel?

·        Listen to ‘Chemist Joseph’ describe the best flavor combinations of jelly beans. 

·        Was Jim and Joseph’s script ‘8th Grade’ stolen by Judd Apatow for ‘Freaks & Geeks’?

·        What is the Gilmore Girls connection with The Terminator?

Episode 173:   “Send your kid to the bus stop with a waffle in their hands.”

The guys share their favorite episodes of The Office, and debate the best items found in the supermarket frozen food aisle.

·        The musical career of Jimmy Dean

·        What is considered the most controversial episode of The Office?

·        George’s frozen food pic challenge

·         “I’m all about the bloat.”

·        The history of frozen food and flash-freezing  during WW II

·        Which Office episode spurred the most viral videos? 

·        Doing the steps of the Scarn dance

·        Which is worse: A head wound or a foot wound?

·        Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Pro Am Race for the Cure

Episode 172:   “Broken Glass & Waste”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Betrayals in Film. Also discussed is minor body ailments.

·        Does being a colicky baby lead to you committing betrayals against the family?

·        Which podcast host suffers from severe beard dandruff?

·        Jim tries his hand at juvenile vandalism and ends up vomiting.

·        Does cracking one’s knuckles lead to arthritis later in life?

·        What is the average amount of times a day the average person breaks wind?

·        Jim’s foot vs. a shark

·        Learn the ultimate excuse for getting out of a speeding ticket.

·        The six types of acne

·        80s kids and pimples on Netflix  

·        Joseph’s ‘V-Cut’ toenail regimen 

Episode 171:   “There’s nothing like having an eggroll next to a blot of pudding!”    

This episode the guys discuss the Top 5 movie shootout scenes and the best items for buffets.

·        The joy of durable muffins

·        Which Quentin Tarantino movie does Joseph consider to be like a Shakespearian tragedy?

·        “It’s like a Bacon Buffet with breakfast sides.”

·        How is actor Val Kilmer teaching U.S. Marines?

·        Taking a cruise = Trapped in a crowded mall

·        The Tom Wilrod pizza buffet contest challenge in college

·        Muffins versus Pudding