Audio Hotdish Mon, 09 Mar 2026 00:39:55 -0400 https://www.buzzsprout.com/811106 en-us © 2026 Audio Hotdish yes b1878e22-b06e-5793-b947-05fd47f8ea7e Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich episodic true Join Jess and Kyle, two married midwestern millennials along with their dear friend Chester as they try to navigate this thing called podcast. When not playing a game of Slanguage or sharing stories from their wilder days as high school friends they're really just looking for any opportunity to tie whatever hot button, taboo or dated topic of the week into talking about Taylor Swift, SVU, Jurassic Park or whichever late 90's early 2000's pop culture reference they see fit....even if no one else would!

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Comedy, Topics, Topical, SVU, Taylor Swift, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, nerd, Humor, Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich https://storage.buzzsprout.com/quf98guugvtzvxboyomt1dkyzaso?.jpg Audio Hotdish Chester Teich Jess Wassing Kyle Wassing Ep. 174 - Don't Clean Us; Patinas Ep. 174 - Don't Clean Us; Patinas We like sports and we don't care who knows! At least when it comes to the Olympics. So much so, we decide our fast path to gold!! So now that we're feeling patriotic, let's fix the government by playing Nicky Nicky Nine Door….

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]]> We like sports and we don't care who knows! At least when it comes to the Olympics. So much so, we decide our fast path to gold!! So now that we're feeling patriotic, let's fix the government by playing Nicky Nicky Nine Door….

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]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-18768873 Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0600 3921 full true Ep. 173 - Big Bad Bunny Booster Ep. 173 - Big Bad Bunny Booster Big game, Bad Bunny, Birthdays and Bolympics. This episode is full of B’s and by “B’s” we mean salty bitches! Enjoy??

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]]> Big game, Bad Bunny, Birthdays and Bolympics. This episode is full of B’s and by “B’s” we mean salty bitches! Enjoy??

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]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-18645631 Wed, 11 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0600 3480 full true Ep. 172 - The 80 Lady Ep. 172 - The 80 Lady Here comes the 80 lady! All the way from secret grinder…or was it Idaho?? On this episode we recap Christmas, bring in the New Year, celebrate the end of Q1 of the century and sneak in a game of Slanguage! 

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]]> Here comes the 80 lady! All the way from secret grinder…or was it Idaho?? On this episode we recap Christmas, bring in the New Year, celebrate the end of Q1 of the century and sneak in a game of Slanguage! 

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]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-18490681 Wed, 14 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0600 3927 full true Ep. 171 - The Shad Ep. 171 - The Shad This is our Christmas episode…. You wouldn't know that by listening to it but here we are. We do dive deep into dream talk along with discussing our long acting careers.

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]]> This is our Christmas episode…. You wouldn't know that by listening to it but here we are. We do dive deep into dream talk along with discussing our long acting careers.

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]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-18239518 Wed, 10 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0600 3498 full true Ep. 170 - Thankful for Chris Meloni's Weiner Ep. 170 - Thankful for Chris Meloni's Weiner We were screwed out of sexiest podcasters once again. However, we bounce back from our loss and come out on top by way of objectifying men's bodies. Which, coincidentally is the thing the three of us all agree we're thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day episode!

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]]> We were screwed out of sexiest podcasters once again. However, we bounce back from our loss and come out on top by way of objectifying men's bodies. Which, coincidentally is the thing the three of us all agree we're thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day episode!

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]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-18239498 Wed, 26 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0600 3394 full true Ep. 169 - Kim Bush Ep. 169 - Kim Bush Q3 book wrap up…. Better late than never em I right? But we're well on our way to reaching our group goal of 100 book this year. Assuming Chester starts contributing. Also Chester's rapid fire content dump leads us to a bushy discovery!!!

]]> Q3 book wrap up…. Better late than never em I right? But we're well on our way to reaching our group goal of 100 book this year. Assuming Chester starts contributing. Also Chester's rapid fire content dump leads us to a bushy discovery!!!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-18036710 Wed, 05 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0600 3647 full true Ep. 168 - Practice Takes Perfect Ep. 168 - Practice Takes Perfect You heard it here last gang! Kyle exposes Jess for the Taylor Swift poser that she is…. ok, she just misspoke but it got you to listen to this episode right?? RIGHT?? It's also spooky season, so you know we talk Halloween, along with a fun horror movie game with high stakes!

]]> You heard it here last gang! Kyle exposes Jess for the Taylor Swift poser that she is…. ok, she just misspoke but it got you to listen to this episode right?? RIGHT?? It's also spooky season, so you know we talk Halloween, along with a fun horror movie game with high stakes!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-18036700 Wed, 22 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3303 full true Ep. 167 - You Down With PSP?? Ep. 167 - You Down With PSP?? You betcha, we go heavy into the Minnesota wine scene. Then the boys try to scare Jess by talking about fogging. It is spooky season after all. And another addition of Mt Rushmore!!!

]]> You betcha, we go heavy into the Minnesota wine scene. Then the boys try to scare Jess by talking about fogging. It is spooky season after all. And another addition of Mt Rushmore!!!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17880567 Wed, 08 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3506 full true Ep. 166 - V/H/Swift Ep. 166 - V/H/Swift Between a blue ribbon puppy becoming a woman soon, curtseying at non royal military members and Taylor Swift hosting a watch party for Kyle and Chester's favorite horror movie, we never know what's going to come up next…. but that's because we crit failed our perception check!

]]> Between a blue ribbon puppy becoming a woman soon, curtseying at non royal military members and Taylor Swift hosting a watch party for Kyle and Chester's favorite horror movie, we never know what's going to come up next…. but that's because we crit failed our perception check!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17880558 Wed, 24 Sep 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3228 full true Ep. 165 - River Angel Ep. 165 - River Angel Between airing out our laundry with Taylor, Chester being saved by a river angel, a jet skis beach flight, or one of our dad's working in the porn business, we don't know which is more off the walls crazy. Hopefully, you can follow along at home as your hosts feel extra silly recording a special on location episode!!

]]> Between airing out our laundry with Taylor, Chester being saved by a river angel, a jet skis beach flight, or one of our dad's working in the porn business, we don't know which is more off the walls crazy. Hopefully, you can follow along at home as your hosts feel extra silly recording a special on location episode!!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17725893 Wed, 27 Aug 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3247 full true Ep. 164 - Cowboys Camping Ep. 164 - Cowboys Camping The salt gets passed and then thrown over our left shoulder. Not before Jess reveals her deepest secret! Kyle finds his voice and we have tea with Ursula. And which do you prefer, water or air?? Oh, and we play a yakks and sacks Slanguage!

]]> The salt gets passed and then thrown over our left shoulder. Not before Jess reveals her deepest secret! Kyle finds his voice and we have tea with Ursula. And which do you prefer, water or air?? Oh, and we play a yakks and sacks Slanguage!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17570236 Wed, 13 Aug 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3273 full true Ep. 163 - Ryan Stiles is the King of Props Ep. 163 - Ryan Stiles is the King of Props BREAKING YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST NEWS: CEOs and HRs be diddling each other's poodles at a Christian Thunderbucket concert. Other than that, we talk concerts, our love for Ozzy, there is a Harry Styles v Ryan Stiles confusion and Chester way over shares his father's bedroom activities!

]]> BREAKING YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST NEWS: CEOs and HRs be diddling each other's poodles at a Christian Thunderbucket concert. Other than that, we talk concerts, our love for Ozzy, there is a Harry Styles v Ryan Stiles confusion and Chester way over shares his father's bedroom activities!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17570233 Wed, 30 Jul 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3575 full true Ep. 162 - Aisle of Buttplugs Ep. 162 - Aisle of Buttplugs This week we deep dive into the 1992 classic No Snow: We Fishin’ Outside! We also have a quick show of hands and all fingers are intact following the 4th. Oh, how could I forget? We're getting into the sex toy business!!

]]> This week we deep dive into the 1992 classic No Snow: We Fishin’ Outside! We also have a quick show of hands and all fingers are intact following the 4th. Oh, how could I forget? We're getting into the sex toy business!!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17496399 Wed, 16 Jul 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3161 full true Ep. 161 - Chicken Tender Melt Ep. 161 - Chicken Tender Melt The three of us discuss our Mt Rushmore of meals but we all get hung up on a certain Perkins delicacy. I'd tell you what that is in this episode description but then I'd fear you wouldn't listen. So please enjoy the journey in finding out what it is and never mind the fact I named the episode after it…. Shoot, oh well, listen anyway.

]]> The three of us discuss our Mt Rushmore of meals but we all get hung up on a certain Perkins delicacy. I'd tell you what that is in this episode description but then I'd fear you wouldn't listen. So please enjoy the journey in finding out what it is and never mind the fact I named the episode after it…. Shoot, oh well, listen anyway.

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17262009 Wed, 18 Jun 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3645 full true Ep. 160 - Da Bear Ep. 160 - Da Bear Things are coming up Jess this week on Audio Hotdish! We discuss Taylor's big news, Kyle apologizes for being dumb, little and wrong, and even the new Pope would pick da bear in the woods!

]]> Things are coming up Jess this week on Audio Hotdish! We discuss Taylor's big news, Kyle apologizes for being dumb, little and wrong, and even the new Pope would pick da bear in the woods!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17262005 Wed, 04 Jun 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3927 full true Ep. 159 - Pass the Salt Ep. 159 - Pass the Salt We debut our fun new bit where we air out what’s grinding our gears. Jess has a squeaky voice, Kyle looked like he pooed his pants, and Chester is…. Chester!!!

]]> We debut our fun new bit where we air out what’s grinding our gears. Jess has a squeaky voice, Kyle looked like he pooed his pants, and Chester is…. Chester!!!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-17048473 Wed, 07 May 2025 06:00:00 -0500 2914 full true Ep. 158 - But We Were Here First Ep. 158 - But We Were Here First Are we crazy?! That question has been a constant here on Audio Hotdish but Jess and Kyle recently increased the baseline of crazy! Please wish them luck in this time of need. Oh and join them as they laugh through their decisions.

]]> Are we crazy?! That question has been a constant here on Audio Hotdish but Jess and Kyle recently increased the baseline of crazy! Please wish them luck in this time of need. Oh and join them as they laugh through their decisions.

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-16921295 Wed, 23 Apr 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3739 full true Ep. 157 - Those Balls Don't Lie Ep. 157 - Those Balls Don't Lie Between dreams of Taylor Swift, dreams of Chester's brother running for Governor, our sleep habits and night time security, I think it might be safe to say we might keep a general topic throughout an entire episode…. or maybe not. Listen to find out!!!

]]> Between dreams of Taylor Swift, dreams of Chester's brother running for Governor, our sleep habits and night time security, I think it might be safe to say we might keep a general topic throughout an entire episode…. or maybe not. Listen to find out!!!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-16921266 Wed, 09 Apr 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3183 full true Ep. 156 - ASSynonymous Ep. 156 - ASSynonymous Hello, we're Audio Hotdish. Hi Audio Hotdish. And we're crammed full of wieners and obsessed with butts. Oh and a Kyle hosted Slanguage…. warning, it's real nerdy!

]]> Hello, we're Audio Hotdish. Hi Audio Hotdish. And we're crammed full of wieners and obsessed with butts. Oh and a Kyle hosted Slanguage…. warning, it's real nerdy!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-16717969 Wed, 26 Mar 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3762 full true Ep. 155 - Flex From Frugal Frank Ep. 155 - Flex From Frugal Frank Haircut criticisms, girls scout cookie hookups, near death stay away camp stories, warnings of the danger of horses, and much much more! 

]]> Haircut criticisms, girls scout cookie hookups, near death stay away camp stories, warnings of the danger of horses, and much much more! 

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-16717704 Wed, 12 Mar 2025 06:00:00 -0500 3258 full true Ep. 154 - Thunder Dong Ep. 154 - Thunder Dong Your Big Beefy Boy Brogas are doing so much yogurt that a new superhero has emerged. It's just too bad that this superhero has to work under the grasps of a union. At least they're not a boomer and always talking in the movie theater….

]]> Your Big Beefy Boy Brogas are doing so much yogurt that a new superhero has emerged. It's just too bad that this superhero has to work under the grasps of a union. At least they're not a boomer and always talking in the movie theater….

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-16692891 Wed, 26 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0600 3435 full true Ep. 153 - I'll Have to Salt My Own Butter Ep. 153 - I'll Have to Salt My Own Butter On today's episode we make our Super Bowl prediction! But here's the twist…. we recorded this episode 4 weeks ago and the episode came out after the big game. Oops. Also, we play 1700s Slanguage, assuming we don't get distracted by hot dogs!

]]> On today's episode we make our Super Bowl prediction! But here's the twist…. we recorded this episode 4 weeks ago and the episode came out after the big game. Oops. Also, we play 1700s Slanguage, assuming we don't get distracted by hot dogs!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-16589356 Wed, 12 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0600 3693 full true Ep. 152 - Balls Deep Into Christmas Ep. 152 - Balls Deep Into Christmas The merger is complete! The debut of the three of us together! So, sit back as Kyle tells a tale of his adventures at the DOT “doctor's” office! Jess workshops her new conspiracy theory! And the three of us have a look back while taking a Passive Aggression terms and definitions quiz!

]]> The merger is complete! The debut of the three of us together! So, sit back as Kyle tells a tale of his adventures at the DOT “doctor's” office! Jess workshops her new conspiracy theory! And the three of us have a look back while taking a Passive Aggression terms and definitions quiz!

]]> Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich Buzzsprout-16515189 Wed, 29 Jan 2025 06:00:00 -0600 3843 full true *** BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT *** *** BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT *** Huge news in the Passive Aggression / Audio Hotdish world!!! Tune in to find out what's instore for the future!!!

]]> Huge news in the Passive Aggression / Audio Hotdish world!!! Tune in to find out what's instore for the future!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-16397440 Wed, 08 Jan 2025 06:00:00 -0600 587 full true Ep. 151 - In Cahoots With Your Christmas Crimes Ep. 151 - In Cahoots With Your Christmas Crimes We need something Christmas proof! An ode to a logo. And the end of an Eras…. Tour!

]]> We need something Christmas proof! An ode to a logo. And the end of an Eras…. Tour!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-16251032 Wed, 11 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0600 3332 full true Ep. 150 - Crossover Event Ep. 150 - Crossover Event Help us celebrate our 150th episode as the King of Passhole Nation himself joins the recording. Along with a second half that celebrates Audio Hotdish reaching the 10% mark of Passive Aggression’s accolades!!


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]]> Help us celebrate our 150th episode as the King of Passhole Nation himself joins the recording. Along with a second half that celebrates Audio Hotdish reaching the 10% mark of Passive Aggression’s accolades!!


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]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-16007661 Wed, 30 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0500 4242 full true Ep. 149 - Please Return to St. Petersburg Ep. 149 - Please Return to St. Petersburg All rise, the pudgy Judge Pudge is being overthrown! Jess is going to fairy lawyer school and we busted her. I guess that's why we never swallow the fly! But if you do, remember it’s Property of St. Petersburg.

]]> All rise, the pudgy Judge Pudge is being overthrown! Jess is going to fairy lawyer school and we busted her. I guess that's why we never swallow the fly! But if you do, remember it’s Property of St. Petersburg.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15926866 Wed, 16 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3215 full true Ep. 148 - Ope’d Our Way Into Canada Ep. 148 - Ope’d Our Way Into Canada Join your ghost hosts with the most as they raise their wands to Maggie Smith. Stockard Channing chucks herself into the bin and Stad is sad about it. Kyle once and for all proves that Darth Vader couldn't possibly be a Parker fan. And much more nonsense!!!

]]> Join your ghost hosts with the most as they raise their wands to Maggie Smith. Stockard Channing chucks herself into the bin and Stad is sad about it. Kyle once and for all proves that Darth Vader couldn't possibly be a Parker fan. And much more nonsense!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15852855 Wed, 02 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3307 full true Ep. 147 - You Heard it Here Last Ep. 147 - You Heard it Here Last We’re not so happy to announce Kyle's new book, what to expect when you're expecting, COVID edition! However, we are happy to announce that we are the best Game of Thrones watchers ever! We think Cabernet is A Okay but that had nothing to do with Jen and Ben's divorce.

]]> We’re not so happy to announce Kyle's new book, what to expect when you're expecting, COVID edition! However, we are happy to announce that we are the best Game of Thrones watchers ever! We think Cabernet is A Okay but that had nothing to do with Jen and Ben's divorce.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15716729 Wed, 18 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3316 full true Ep. 146 - Half Place Victors Ep. 146 - Half Place Victors We got 19th place in a golf tournament so we're bringing Big DINK Energy on this one, y'all! Yawn. We all live in a simulation and Kyle figured out exactly how the AI writes the maps and as the key master he isn't afraid to share the keys to the world!

]]> We got 19th place in a golf tournament so we're bringing Big DINK Energy on this one, y'all! Yawn. We all live in a simulation and Kyle figured out exactly how the AI writes the maps and as the key master he isn't afraid to share the keys to the world!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15609402 Wed, 21 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3236 full true Ep. 145 - Get Off My NEIGH Ep. 145 - Get Off My NEIGH Fresh outta Deadpool and Wolverine got us feeling squirrely about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And Olympic talk uncovers our unknown life long dream of becoming equestrian adjacent movie producers!!!

]]> Fresh outta Deadpool and Wolverine got us feeling squirrely about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And Olympic talk uncovers our unknown life long dream of becoming equestrian adjacent movie producers!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15536693 Wed, 07 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3218 full true Ep. 144 - Scolding Goats Ep. 144 - Scolding Goats Shame (bell chime) shame…. To all the other goats in the world, you will never mount up to the G.O.A.T. of all goats! Don't believe us?? King Chuck says so! Also, get your hotdog vaccines kids…

]]> Shame (bell chime) shame…. To all the other goats in the world, you will never mount up to the G.O.A.T. of all goats! Don't believe us?? King Chuck says so! Also, get your hotdog vaccines kids…

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15458802 Wed, 24 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3508 full true Ep. 143 - Blew a Big Fart that Blew a Castle Apart Ep. 143 - Blew a Big Fart that Blew a Castle Apart Taylor Swift’s favorite podcast is fresh off the boat from foggy ol Ireland town! This week we're catching you up on all our Ireland antics including the Ears Tour. We also touch on your boy JT’s DUI….

]]> Taylor Swift’s favorite podcast is fresh off the boat from foggy ol Ireland town! This week we're catching you up on all our Ireland antics including the Ears Tour. We also touch on your boy JT’s DUI….

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15388582 Wed, 10 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3460 full true Ep. 142 - Looks Like the Song Did End Ep. 142 - Looks Like the Song Did End Is Kermit the Frog a younger Yoda?? Is Cillian Murphy wearing another man's face?? Why is the weird toothed bald one on the list?? Does Paul Hollywood have a soggy bottom?? Why do billionaires have death wishes?? All questions answered this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Is Kermit the Frog a younger Yoda?? Is Cillian Murphy wearing another man's face?? Why is the weird toothed bald one on the list?? Does Paul Hollywood have a soggy bottom?? Why do billionaires have death wishes?? All questions answered this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15297157 Wed, 26 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3488 full true Ep. 141 - Ghost Trail Guide Esquire The Tailored Soul Ep. 141 - Ghost Trail Guide Esquire The Tailored Soul Ghost Trail Guide Esquire the Tailored Soul’s 6 easy steps to win the mountains of Appalachia: 1. Stay on the trail 2. Both hands on the railing 3. Stay on the trail 4. Don't whistle in the woods 5. If you hear something in the woods, no you didn't 6. If I'm not there at the start, I'm not there at all!

]]> Ghost Trail Guide Esquire the Tailored Soul’s 6 easy steps to win the mountains of Appalachia: 1. Stay on the trail 2. Both hands on the railing 3. Stay on the trail 4. Don't whistle in the woods 5. If you hear something in the woods, no you didn't 6. If I'm not there at the start, I'm not there at all!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15153197 Wed, 29 May 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3363 full true Ep. 140 - Real Ads Ep. 140 - Real Ads Do you have a check for Mr Watson? Because that's the only way I'll be able to afford the Kohl's Cash suit I'm wearing to the Met Gala. And if not for Marie Antoinette we'll have to run back to District 3!!

]]> Do you have a check for Mr Watson? Because that's the only way I'll be able to afford the Kohl's Cash suit I'm wearing to the Met Gala. And if not for Marie Antoinette we'll have to run back to District 3!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-15070035 Wed, 15 May 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3603 full true Ep. 139 - This Jess’ House Now Ep. 139 - This Jess’ House Now Window to the ground, listening to System of a Down far from wearing a frown. You can't tell from Jess’ voice but no one will defend Kyle in Jess’ house! And in Jess’ house someone is gonna have to hold Susie’s chips because we’re recreating Mark's claim to fame!!

]]> Window to the ground, listening to System of a Down far from wearing a frown. You can't tell from Jess’ voice but no one will defend Kyle in Jess’ house! And in Jess’ house someone is gonna have to hold Susie’s chips because we’re recreating Mark's claim to fame!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-14989316 Wed, 01 May 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3121 full true Ep. 138 - Polishing the Royal Todger Ep. 138 - Polishing the Royal Todger WE'RE BACK!! And better than…. At least equal to…. WE'RE BACK, and talking about our year long, soul searching hiatus. Sure we're scatterbrained and outta practice but that's not going to keep us from jumping right into the King and Camilla’s sex life, Taylor theory's and talk of last summer's submersible. It's good to be back, Passhole Nation!

]]> WE'RE BACK!! And better than…. At least equal to…. WE'RE BACK, and talking about our year long, soul searching hiatus. Sure we're scatterbrained and outta practice but that's not going to keep us from jumping right into the King and Camilla’s sex life, Taylor theory's and talk of last summer's submersible. It's good to be back, Passhole Nation!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-14902399 Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0500 3575 full true Ep. 137 - How Bike Does? Ep. 137 - How Bike Does? In a world that needs more heroes, sometimes we need to look in the past. Kyle introduces Jess to Polish war hero Krystyna Skarbek. Now if they could figure out what her aversion to bicycles was all about!

]]> In a world that needs more heroes, sometimes we need to look in the past. Kyle introduces Jess to Polish war hero Krystyna Skarbek. Now if they could figure out what her aversion to bicycles was all about!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12679441 Wed, 19 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500 3336 full true Ep. 136 - Bailiff Jesstice Ep. 136 - Bailiff Jesstice Order in the court, the honorable Judge Pudge has made his return and he's brought his trusty sidekick….Bailiff Jessica!! Law school need not apply, every case is ready for judgments!

]]> Order in the court, the honorable Judge Pudge has made his return and he's brought his trusty sidekick….Bailiff Jessica!! Law school need not apply, every case is ready for judgments!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12634181 Wed, 12 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500 1855 full true Ep. 135 - I Got the Fudge to Be Judge Pudge Ep. 135 - I Got the Fudge to Be Judge Pudge All rise, the Honorable Judge Pudge is presiding over the case of the cut hair. If I'm guilty, the defendants, Kyle and Jess will be sentenced to the promotion of greater podcasts such as Live Laugh Larceny, Hardcore History, and Sawbones.

]]> All rise, the Honorable Judge Pudge is presiding over the case of the cut hair. If I'm guilty, the defendants, Kyle and Jess will be sentenced to the promotion of greater podcasts such as Live Laugh Larceny, Hardcore History, and Sawbones.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12537308 Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2100 full true Ep. 134 - The Peen Chop Ep. 134 - The Peen Chop Welcome to Swift City where everyone's favorite song is 'All Of The Girls You Loved Before' or so I'm told! Also Kyle tried to argue with every known man by saying he'd give up his favorite toy, over receiving a gold hand….did I do it?

]]> Welcome to Swift City where everyone's favorite song is 'All Of The Girls You Loved Before' or so I'm told! Also Kyle tried to argue with every known man by saying he'd give up his favorite toy, over receiving a gold hand….did I do it?

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12489584 Wed, 22 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2180 full true Ep. 133 - Ten out of Ten French Girl Drawings Ep. 133 - Ten out of Ten French Girl Drawings Can you be so drunk you can survive ice cold water?? Why is porn allowed on the news?? Is Cal too CALlous?? Is God a woman?? Was Rose a dish?? All those questions and Titanic conspiracy theories answered this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Can you be so drunk you can survive ice cold water?? Why is porn allowed on the news?? Is Cal too CALlous?? Is God a woman?? Was Rose a dish?? All those questions and Titanic conspiracy theories answered this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12395930 Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0600 2978 full true Ep. 132 - Ode to Richard Belzer Ep. 132 - Ode to Richard Belzer With the passing of SVU’s Richard Belzer, this week Kyle and Jess take a step back and reflect on their favorite Det. John Munch moments. They also take a trip down memory lane by replaying the most Munch heavy moment on Passive Aggression from Ep. 20 - Meloni & Munch Together Forever!

]]> With the passing of SVU’s Richard Belzer, this week Kyle and Jess take a step back and reflect on their favorite Det. John Munch moments. They also take a trip down memory lane by replaying the most Munch heavy moment on Passive Aggression from Ep. 20 - Meloni & Munch Together Forever!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12300767 Wed, 22 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0600 1880 full true Ep. 131 - Rihanna’s Big Game Rihanna Concert Ep. 131 - Rihanna’s Big Game Rihanna Concert The day is Saturday, Feb 11 2023. Jess sits down in front of her birthday cake, forlorn with her daddy Taylor's latest abandonment. She'll blow out her candles with only one wish, "I wish my dad couldn't lie for 24hours." We cut to the next day and Taylor Swift makes a guest appearance at the Rihanna S*******l halftime show!

]]> The day is Saturday, Feb 11 2023. Jess sits down in front of her birthday cake, forlorn with her daddy Taylor's latest abandonment. She'll blow out her candles with only one wish, "I wish my dad couldn't lie for 24hours." We cut to the next day and Taylor Swift makes a guest appearance at the Rihanna S*******l halftime show!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12208655 Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0600 1865 full true Ep. 130 - I Got a Thirst For Moisture Ep. 130 - I Got a Thirst For Moisture Princess Leia, not your everyday Disney princess but a bad ass for the ages! Whether we're space delivery drivers or humble wookies, it leaves us with a question not even the blissful ignorance of the Blip can remedy. What's a nerf?

]]> Princess Leia, not your everyday Disney princess but a bad ass for the ages! Whether we're space delivery drivers or humble wookies, it leaves us with a question not even the blissful ignorance of the Blip can remedy. What's a nerf?

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12158185 Wed, 01 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0600 2180 full true Ep. 129 - Proximity T-Bird Ep. 129 - Proximity T-Bird You know the guy in the green shirt? The guy who distracts with his great dance moves? Well, like a sweet baby lion he stays close enough to the T-Birds in the hopes that one day he'll be patched in. And remember, wear your condoms and pay your parking tickets!

]]> You know the guy in the green shirt? The guy who distracts with his great dance moves? Well, like a sweet baby lion he stays close enough to the T-Birds in the hopes that one day he'll be patched in. And remember, wear your condoms and pay your parking tickets!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12113712 Wed, 25 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0600 3139 full true Ep. 128 - Fill It, Point It, and Squeeze Ep. 128 - Fill It, Point It, and Squeeze Let's paint you a scenario, you get to work, you put your briefcase on your desk. CLICK CLICK go the locks, you open it. Inside you have a banana, apple, TPS reports and your very own travel bidet! Dreams do come true!

]]> Let's paint you a scenario, you get to work, you put your briefcase on your desk. CLICK CLICK go the locks, you open it. Inside you have a banana, apple, TPS reports and your very own travel bidet! Dreams do come true!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12065322 Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0600 2120 full true Ep. 127 - The Tower of Lies Matt Built Ep. 127 - The Tower of Lies Matt Built We've stayed quiet on this topic for too long…. With a new year comes a new us…. We are finally willing to break our silence on the topic that was the Taylor Swift/Ticketmaster debacle of 2022!!!

]]> We've stayed quiet on this topic for too long…. With a new year comes a new us…. We are finally willing to break our silence on the topic that was the Taylor Swift/Ticketmaster debacle of 2022!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-12000252 Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0600 3306 full true Ep. 126 - Terrorist Got Stabler on the Line Ep. 126 - Terrorist Got Stabler on the Line Christmas Eve, 1988, Nakatomi plaza was seized by a radical group of German terrorists. The hostage's fate is sealed in the actions of one NYPD detective and Kyle's attempt to foil Jess, DIES HARD….

]]> Christmas Eve, 1988, Nakatomi plaza was seized by a radical group of German terrorists. The hostage's fate is sealed in the actions of one NYPD detective and Kyle's attempt to foil Jess, DIES HARD….

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11907622 Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0600 2610 full true Ep. 125 - The Pocket of Holding Ep. 125 - The Pocket of Holding Here at Passive Aggression we're happy to announce the Kyle Cancellation Tour but you already knew that, as he just keeps digging! So don't be afraid to volunteer your finger for the bow, because this one has more euphemisms than any other, hooves down!

]]> Here at Passive Aggression we're happy to announce the Kyle Cancellation Tour but you already knew that, as he just keeps digging! So don't be afraid to volunteer your finger for the bow, because this one has more euphemisms than any other, hooves down!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11866905 Wed, 14 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0600 2367 full true Ep. 124 - Grotto del Geek Ep. 124 - Grotto del Geek It's that time of year again where we clean the dust off of the VHS player and boot up the Disney Plus. As the old adage goes, two strikes and you're out. Now Jess will "All Too Well" 10min Taylor's version, Tim Curry for breaking Brenda Fricker's heart.


]]> It's that time of year again where we clean the dust off of the VHS player and boot up the Disney Plus. As the old adage goes, two strikes and you're out. Now Jess will "All Too Well" 10min Taylor's version, Tim Curry for breaking Brenda Fricker's heart.


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11827257 Tue, 06 Dec 2022 18:00:00 -0600 3544 full true Ep. 123 - Get Off My Podcast Ep. 123 - Get Off My Podcast Everyone, it's okay to put your fears of Bill Nye behind you because science rules! That's called progress young lady. Those are things that happen on Passive Aggression this week, I don't know if they're educated. I do know this, we prove IMDb got it wrong and Air Force One has a lot of milk on it!

]]> Everyone, it's okay to put your fears of Bill Nye behind you because science rules! That's called progress young lady. Those are things that happen on Passive Aggression this week, I don't know if they're educated. I do know this, we prove IMDb got it wrong and Air Force One has a lot of milk on it!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11746139 Wed, 23 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3501 full true Ep. 122 - Sweet Secret Ep. 122 - Sweet Secret Bad news, Jess has to stay in her marriage. Good news, the podcast will stay relatively mouth noiseless. If it isn't obvious by now this week's episode is about Steve Rogers' new boo, Betty White's crocodile feeding proclivities, and Katie Sagal ruling the world with her army of computers.

]]> Bad news, Jess has to stay in her marriage. Good news, the podcast will stay relatively mouth noiseless. If it isn't obvious by now this week's episode is about Steve Rogers' new boo, Betty White's crocodile feeding proclivities, and Katie Sagal ruling the world with her army of computers.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11702490 Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0600 2180 full true Ep. 121 - Mice Eats Cheese & Cheese Don't Like It Ep. 121 - Mice Eats Cheese & Cheese Don't Like It This week on Passive Aggression we dive into some of the more difficult topics that we've ever covered. Including basic conversion rates, when was Keira Knightley Queen Amidala's decoy, and finally we weigh in on the controversy concerning the star of House of the Dragon, Emma D’Arcy's favorite cocktail!!!

]]> This week on Passive Aggression we dive into some of the more difficult topics that we've ever covered. Including basic conversion rates, when was Keira Knightley Queen Amidala's decoy, and finally we weigh in on the controversy concerning the star of House of the Dragon, Emma D’Arcy's favorite cocktail!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11657526 Wed, 09 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3062 full true Ep. 120 - Gein or Gygax Ep. 120 - Gein or Gygax Come one, come all and witness the chef's kiss of nerdary. This week a mystery is afoot. Is Kyle talking about a serial killer or a game creator. Hint: one zero zero zero is the mark of the beast….Roar the dragon roar!!!

]]> Come one, come all and witness the chef's kiss of nerdary. This week a mystery is afoot. Is Kyle talking about a serial killer or a game creator. Hint: one zero zero zero is the mark of the beast….Roar the dragon roar!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11571528 Wed, 26 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3329 full true Ep. 119 - Freaky Friday Ep. 119 - Freaky Friday This week on passive aggression: 10 year old Kyle (played by Jess Wassing) gets chased by a knight, dreaming Jess (played by Kyle Wassing) gets chased by a tornado and both of them share equal admiration for Chris Meloni's sweet buns.

]]> This week on passive aggression: 10 year old Kyle (played by Jess Wassing) gets chased by a knight, dreaming Jess (played by Kyle Wassing) gets chased by a tornado and both of them share equal admiration for Chris Meloni's sweet buns.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11526009 Wed, 19 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500 1911 full true Ep. 118 - Russian Dolls of Twisters Ep. 118 - Russian Dolls of Twisters NASA's Dart mission got us living a real life Armageddon, Alan Ruck's story continues, and all roads lead to Titanic…. If you haven't guessed it by now this week we 2021 a Look Back at Speed Twister!!!

]]> NASA's Dart mission got us living a real life Armageddon, Alan Ruck's story continues, and all roads lead to Titanic…. If you haven't guessed it by now this week we 2021 a Look Back at Speed Twister!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11439407 Wed, 05 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3098 full true Ep. 117 - The Rise and Fall of Bernard Ep. 117 - The Rise and Fall of Bernard WE'RE BAAAACK! Accompanied with an announcement of sorts. This week we play a passive aggressive game of Guess Who in order to suss out our greatest listener. Also we pay our respects to the Queen, even if in doing so we call her grandson an ugo.

]]> WE'RE BAAAACK! Accompanied with an announcement of sorts. This week we play a passive aggressive game of Guess Who in order to suss out our greatest listener. Also we pay our respects to the Queen, even if in doing so we call her grandson an ugo.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11396200 Wed, 28 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3456 full true Ep. 116 - Midwestern Rewind 34 - 35 Ep. 116 - Midwestern Rewind 34 - 35 No excuses just no new episode but please stick around Fauxyle and enjoy this best of episodes 34 and 35. One of which happens to be the very first 2021 a Look Back at Speed!!!

]]> No excuses just no new episode but please stick around Fauxyle and enjoy this best of episodes 34 and 35. One of which happens to be the very first 2021 a Look Back at Speed!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11347718 Wed, 21 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500 5169 full true Ep. 115 - T Swift is Burning Down Da House Ep. 115 - T Swift is Burning Down Da House I think we prematurely shot our wad on the "Vying For Taylor's Affection" episode title. But when Jess ala Miss Cleo predicts Taylor Swift news, only two weeks after it's announced, you don't not talk about it. So join us this week as your tired hosts vy a little more for T Swift's affection!

]]> I think we prematurely shot our wad on the "Vying For Taylor's Affection" episode title. But when Jess ala Miss Cleo predicts Taylor Swift news, only two weeks after it's announced, you don't not talk about it. So join us this week as your tired hosts vy a little more for T Swift's affection!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11273249 Wed, 07 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500 2275 full true Ep. 114 - Bad Case of Rock-a-Doodle Doo Flu Ep. 114 - Bad Case of Rock-a-Doodle Doo Flu This week we settle an age old question and admit we both love youthful, springy rock-e-doos. The twin so nice they named her twice was left scatting for time and we announce our move to becoming a West Coast look at wine, paella and Tina Fey topics. So come play Mary-Kate and Ashley with us!!

]]> This week we settle an age old question and admit we both love youthful, springy rock-e-doos. The twin so nice they named her twice was left scatting for time and we announce our move to becoming a West Coast look at wine, paella and Tina Fey topics. So come play Mary-Kate and Ashley with us!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11232430 Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3162 full true Ep. 113 - Sister Act 3: Bad Habits Die Hard Ep. 113 - Sister Act 3: Bad Habits Die Hard In a world where Mr. Noodle's other brother (Bruce Willis) imagines we're all living in a computer and Kathy Najimy trains ala Iron Man for her flight of the Roomba, there shall be no cheese 'til Brooklyn!

]]> In a world where Mr. Noodle's other brother (Bruce Willis) imagines we're all living in a computer and Kathy Najimy trains ala Iron Man for her flight of the Roomba, there shall be no cheese 'til Brooklyn!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11193934 Wed, 24 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500 2814 full true Ep. 112 - Midwestern Rewind 32 - 33 Ep. 112 - Midwestern Rewind 32 - 33 You may think these episodes are skippable but think again! Unpacking is exhausting so we're bringing you a Midwestern Rewind featuring the best of episodes 32 - Purple Dad and 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy....

]]> You may think these episodes are skippable but think again! Unpacking is exhausting so we're bringing you a Midwestern Rewind featuring the best of episodes 32 - Purple Dad and 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy....

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11112025 Wed, 10 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0500 4695 full true Ep. 111 - The Grim Reaper Was At Valleyfair Ep. 111 - The Grim Reaper Was At Valleyfair Can a waterslide fuse a bond greater than siblings?? Was 800lbs just a suggestion?? Did Kyle go cheeks out at Beaver Mt again or worse?? Find out the answer to all of these as we regale our harrowing journey through an amusement park!

]]> Can a waterslide fuse a bond greater than siblings?? Was 800lbs just a suggestion?? Did Kyle go cheeks out at Beaver Mt again or worse?? Find out the answer to all of these as we regale our harrowing journey through an amusement park!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11071762 Wed, 03 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3154 full true Ep. 110 - A Tragic Crime Such As Murder Ep. 110 - A Tragic Crime Such As Murder To whom it may concern, what shares its name with a board game, will find a way and has a greater death toll than every single serial killer combined?? You guessed it, LIFE! Listen this week as we continue to discuss our new digs and what our plan of attack will be if we discover it's haunted.

]]> To whom it may concern, what shares its name with a board game, will find a way and has a greater death toll than every single serial killer combined?? You guessed it, LIFE! Listen this week as we continue to discuss our new digs and what our plan of attack will be if we discover it's haunted.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-11033222 Wed, 27 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3038 full true Ep. 109 - Big Bold Gold TCB Sunglasses Ep. 109 - Big Bold Gold TCB Sunglasses We're back in a new and improved studio. Ok, so we just set up some mics and still haven't unpacked the studio yet. But when you put on some big bold gold TCB sunglasses and feel the need to talk Elvis, you make it work.

]]> We're back in a new and improved studio. Ok, so we just set up some mics and still haven't unpacked the studio yet. But when you put on some big bold gold TCB sunglasses and feel the need to talk Elvis, you make it work.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10989784 Wed, 20 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500 2815 full true Ep. 108 - Farewell to the Studio Formerly Known as Harper Jo Ep. 108 - Farewell to the Studio Formerly Known as Harper Jo Whether it's doors blowing open, haunted boxes, peeing in the floor or putting lightbulbs where the sun don't shine, we're gonna miss the studio formerly known as Harper Jo and the house that surrounds it.

]]> Whether it's doors blowing open, haunted boxes, peeing in the floor or putting lightbulbs where the sun don't shine, we're gonna miss the studio formerly known as Harper Jo and the house that surrounds it.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10909790 Wed, 06 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3936 full true Ep. 107 - Thanksgiving at the Deetz's Ep. 107 - Thanksgiving at the Deetz's Breaking news, Tom Brokaw comes out of retirement for an exclusive interview with Jess. Asking the hard-hitting questions such as, how hard is it to keep the Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse count. Turns out the answer to that last one is, real hard!

]]> Breaking news, Tom Brokaw comes out of retirement for an exclusive interview with Jess. Asking the hard-hitting questions such as, how hard is it to keep the Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse count. Turns out the answer to that last one is, real hard!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10872733 Wed, 29 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3249 full true Ep. 106 - Platinum Platform Shoes Ep. 106 - Platinum Platform Shoes Yacht Rock is like old marijuana, Zima is the alcoholic Sprite and it's Pride month! Join your mother and father of Passholes this week as they deep dive into WHAM! and congratulate Passive Aggression's resident lesbian on her trifecta!

]]> Yacht Rock is like old marijuana, Zima is the alcoholic Sprite and it's Pride month! Join your mother and father of Passholes this week as they deep dive into WHAM! and congratulate Passive Aggression's resident lesbian on her trifecta!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10793847 Wed, 15 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500 2830 full true Ep. 105 - Get The Little Kris Out of My Eye Ep. 105 - Get The Little Kris Out of My Eye 🎶 BE PREPARED 🎶 to hear flap a lot. It's our triumphant return y'all and we're Walken right into it! On this episode we find out that Kyle looks exactly like James Marsden if James Marsden also looked like Seth Rogan. But even with that knowledge we're still left with questions like, if a Jess falls in wedges but no one is around to hear it does God still laugh??

]]> 🎶 BE PREPARED 🎶 to hear flap a lot. It's our triumphant return y'all and we're Walken right into it! On this episode we find out that Kyle looks exactly like James Marsden if James Marsden also looked like Seth Rogan. But even with that knowledge we're still left with questions like, if a Jess falls in wedges but no one is around to hear it does God still laugh??

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10754554 Wed, 08 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3630 full true Ep. 104 - Midwestern Rewind 30 - 31 Ep. 104 - Midwestern Rewind 30 - 31 Alright here's the thing, we said "try…. we'd try to get back in the studio." And we fudged up but we did put together another fan favorite Midwestern Rewind. This one is comprised of the best of the Christmas episode, Ep. 30 - Murder on the Polar Express and Ep. 31 - Here Comes Maple Man, enjoy!

]]> Alright here's the thing, we said "try…. we'd try to get back in the studio." And we fudged up but we did put together another fan favorite Midwestern Rewind. This one is comprised of the best of the Christmas episode, Ep. 30 - Murder on the Polar Express and Ep. 31 - Here Comes Maple Man, enjoy!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10714374 Wed, 01 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500 4914 full true Ep. 103 - Midwestern Rewind 28 - 29 Ep. 103 - Midwestern Rewind 28 - 29 You were warned this might happen and here it is, a Midwestern Rewind. For real though we appreciate y'all's understanding us being too busy to record. Wow, I can't even type coherent sentences. Hopefully back to the usual nonsense next week but for now enjoy the best of episodes 28 & 29 and remember, we love you!

]]> You were warned this might happen and here it is, a Midwestern Rewind. For real though we appreciate y'all's understanding us being too busy to record. Wow, I can't even type coherent sentences. Hopefully back to the usual nonsense next week but for now enjoy the best of episodes 28 & 29 and remember, we love you!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10675217 Wed, 25 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500 4605 full true Ep. 102 - Golden Retriever Boy & Sassy the Cat Girl Ep. 102 - Golden Retriever Boy & Sassy the Cat Girl Between Wanda straight up murking Vision, minion perverts and fuck one, marry one, kill one we put the taboo in taboo topics! Parents be warned, your brood gets into the nitty gritty this week on Passive Aggression.

]]> Between Wanda straight up murking Vision, minion perverts and fuck one, marry one, kill one we put the taboo in taboo topics! Parents be warned, your brood gets into the nitty gritty this week on Passive Aggression.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10594730 Wed, 11 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3208 full true Ep. 101 - This Is My Simpson's Fan Fiction Ep. 101 - This Is My Simpson's Fan Fiction Passive Aggression is proud to present Adelecatessen! So come in and get your Bread Sheeren, Motely Stew, Brietney Spears and Caesar Salad! And just maybe we'll get to Mr Burns and the everlasting search for youth. As long as you're not lame or rude.

]]> Passive Aggression is proud to present Adelecatessen! So come in and get your Bread Sheeren, Motely Stew, Brietney Spears and Caesar Salad! And just maybe we'll get to Mr Burns and the everlasting search for youth. As long as you're not lame or rude.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10552501 Wed, 04 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3083 full true Ep. 100 - The Foe-King Hour Ep. 100 - The Foe-King Hour Is that Meloni or Mulaney? Was Nick Lachey a character in New Girl? Who is "The Fan"? These questions, Spam sweat, finally some chemistry and a podcast take over this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Is that Meloni or Mulaney? Was Nick Lachey a character in New Girl? Who is "The Fan"? These questions, Spam sweat, finally some chemistry and a podcast take over this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10510171 Wed, 27 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3706 full true Ep. 99 - See the World From Suzy's Eyes Ep. 99 - See the World From Suzy's Eyes  What does Jess spy with her inquisitive eye?? A freshly rolled Selena joint and now we're high. So high we're asking ourselves, what do I do with my words? Oh I know, ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!

]]>  What does Jess spy with her inquisitive eye?? A freshly rolled Selena joint and now we're high. So high we're asking ourselves, what do I do with my words? Oh I know, ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10468109 Wed, 20 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3662 full true Ep. 98 - Hermary Granger's Beaded Bag of Holding Ep. 98 - Hermary Granger's Beaded Bag of Holding It's different on Twitter. For starters all it contains is Chris Meloni and his juicy juicy buns! We can't even FaceTime with Darth anymore. But just remember this, there are no toothbrushes in Azkaban….

]]> It's different on Twitter. For starters all it contains is Chris Meloni and his juicy juicy buns! We can't even FaceTime with Darth anymore. But just remember this, there are no toothbrushes in Azkaban….

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10427218 Wed, 13 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3528 full true Ep. 97 - Vying for Taylor's Affection Ep. 97 - Vying for Taylor's Affection Today is your day big pharma and we see right through your wool. Now that the big pharma kink conspiracy is out of the way, we're proud to announce Artificial Melancholy is the official midbest friend of Taylor Swift!

]]> Today is your day big pharma and we see right through your wool. Now that the big pharma kink conspiracy is out of the way, we're proud to announce Artificial Melancholy is the official midbest friend of Taylor Swift!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10385202 Wed, 06 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3747 full true Ep. 96 - Fizzy Lifting Slug Ep. 96 - Fizzy Lifting Slug Do you wanna look like Ryan Reynolds, drink this. Whoops, now you look like the before pictures of the diet ads. From the makers of Fizzy Lifting Slug we present the Midwest Blake and Ryan! Let's just hope they don't rub their faces off otherwise they'll have to brush their tongues….

]]> Do you wanna look like Ryan Reynolds, drink this. Whoops, now you look like the before pictures of the diet ads. From the makers of Fizzy Lifting Slug we present the Midwest Blake and Ryan! Let's just hope they don't rub their faces off otherwise they'll have to brush their tongues….

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10341448 Wed, 30 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3722 full true Ep. 95 - Ocean Terror on TikTok Ep. 95 - Ocean Terror on TikTok Whether it's the real story behind rainbows and the leprechauns that tend to them, mermaids, miracle whip tuna sandwiches or the Gossip Girl's drama one thing is for sure…. Joe Biden is behind it!

]]> Whether it's the real story behind rainbows and the leprechauns that tend to them, mermaids, miracle whip tuna sandwiches or the Gossip Girl's drama one thing is for sure…. Joe Biden is behind it!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10298489 Wed, 23 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3514 full true Ep. 94 - Midwestern Rewind 25 - 27 Ep. 94 - Midwestern Rewind 25 - 27 We're taking another week off but we hope you can enjoy this extra long episode. This Midwestern Rewind is the best of episodes 25 through 27!

]]> We're taking another week off but we hope you can enjoy this extra long episode. This Midwestern Rewind is the best of episodes 25 through 27!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10257074 Wed, 16 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500 5081 full true Ep. 93 - The Departilton Ep. 93 - The Departilton You know that old saying, the milk eye came into play so there's only one America's ass?? Yeah, us neither. However we did discover that we're on to you Lin-Manuel Miranda and we know all about the new musical, Abandonment Issues: The King George Story!

]]> You know that old saying, the milk eye came into play so there's only one America's ass?? Yeah, us neither. However we did discover that we're on to you Lin-Manuel Miranda and we know all about the new musical, Abandonment Issues: The King George Story!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10213929 Wed, 09 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3300 full true Ep. 92 - Lobster Claws in the Air Like They Just Don't Care Ep. 92 - Lobster Claws in the Air Like They Just Don't Care What timeframe does an Aries born?? Who's to blame in My Best Friend's Wedding?? Hear Jess holler from the void as she's blown away by Kyle's vast knowledge of ancient Greek mythology, this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> What timeframe does an Aries born?? Who's to blame in My Best Friend's Wedding?? Hear Jess holler from the void as she's blown away by Kyle's vast knowledge of ancient Greek mythology, this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10170902 Wed, 02 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3560 full true Ep. 91 - Thor and the Dinosaur Ep. 91 - Thor and the Dinosaur Look no further, this is the PSA everyone has been looking for: horses are dangerous and obsolete! We also discuss the God of Thunder taking on a T-Rex, which are we sure they aren't just chickens? Also we didn't stop until we were proud!

]]> Look no further, this is the PSA everyone has been looking for: horses are dangerous and obsolete! We also discuss the God of Thunder taking on a T-Rex, which are we sure they aren't just chickens? Also we didn't stop until we were proud!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10126337 Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3313 full true Ep. 90 - Midwestern Rewind 23 - 24 Ep. 90 - Midwestern Rewind 23 - 24 Well we did it again. We left you in the lurch with nothing but a "best of" episodes. Let's hope you enjoy listening back to our good bits from Ep. 23 - Ham?? & Ep. 24 - Day Bank, but don't fear we're back to normal (whatever that is) next week!

]]> Well we did it again. We left you in the lurch with nothing but a "best of" episodes. Let's hope you enjoy listening back to our good bits from Ep. 23 - Ham?? & Ep. 24 - Day Bank, but don't fear we're back to normal (whatever that is) next week!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10081885 Wed, 16 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0600 4276 full true Ep. 89 - Where Have All the Gungans Gone Ep. 89 - Where Have All the Gungans Gone The galaxy was our oyster on this episode, that's why we spent it bossing around the royals and picking on uncomfortable super villains! We also face our harsh critics head on but for whatever reason Jerry still ends up being the lead scientist on Krypton.

]]> The galaxy was our oyster on this episode, that's why we spent it bossing around the royals and picking on uncomfortable super villains! We also face our harsh critics head on but for whatever reason Jerry still ends up being the lead scientist on Krypton.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-10038434 Wed, 09 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3562 full true Ep. 88 - Peter the Poser Possum Ep. 88 - Peter the Poser Possum Unfortunately we uncover a pending lawsuit between our favorite brothers and the state of Pennsylvania. At least one thing is pretty straightforward once you know and that is if Taylor Swift sees her shadow, Punxsutawney Phyllis will get seven more years of life!!!


]]> Unfortunately we uncover a pending lawsuit between our favorite brothers and the state of Pennsylvania. At least one thing is pretty straightforward once you know and that is if Taylor Swift sees her shadow, Punxsutawney Phyllis will get seven more years of life!!!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9994705 Wed, 02 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3379 full true Ep. 87 - Cookie Tease Ep. 87 - Cookie Tease When they unearthed the 4000 year old board game they hadn't thought of witches. At least Kyle thought of everything when coming up with his plan to become fast friends with Conan O'Brien. I don't know what those things have to do with each other but they are for sure talked about on this week's episode!

]]> When they unearthed the 4000 year old board game they hadn't thought of witches. At least Kyle thought of everything when coming up with his plan to become fast friends with Conan O'Brien. I don't know what those things have to do with each other but they are for sure talked about on this week's episode!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9952527 Wed, 26 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3634 full true Ep. 86 - Aunt May's New Nephew Ep. 86 - Aunt May's New Nephew Dream or nightmare? Aspiration or terror? That's for you to decide! However we have decided some things for you on this week's episode. First being JK Simmons is the older brother that punches the bully and second Aunt May dropped his hand!

]]> Dream or nightmare? Aspiration or terror? That's for you to decide! However we have decided some things for you on this week's episode. First being JK Simmons is the older brother that punches the bully and second Aunt May dropped his hand!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9910382 Wed, 19 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3823 full true Ep. 85 - D.U.M.B. Ep. 85 - D.U.M.B. Boy you DUMB! What, you don't know what that means? Well find out that and why everything that took place after the 90's was a mistake on this week's Passive Aggression!

]]> Boy you DUMB! What, you don't know what that means? Well find out that and why everything that took place after the 90's was a mistake on this week's Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9870628 Wed, 12 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3239 full true Ep. 84 - My Hairy Style Ep. 84 - My Hairy Style 2021 might have been a state of tears but at least in 2022 the show ain't getting better and frankly my dear we don't give a damn. If that wasn't an ancient enough sentence for you, for whatever reason we talk a lot about Dom DeLuise this week. Just to prove that we're back at our usual shenanigans!

]]> 2021 might have been a state of tears but at least in 2022 the show ain't getting better and frankly my dear we don't give a damn. If that wasn't an ancient enough sentence for you, for whatever reason we talk a lot about Dom DeLuise this week. Just to prove that we're back at our usual shenanigans!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9830324 Wed, 05 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600 3388 full true Ep. 83 - Sharp Peas, Square Chocolate & a Rapping Assistant Ep. 83 - Sharp Peas, Square Chocolate & a Rapping Assistant Sweet brother Andy went down to chomp town, Ice is out there being and the big man don't pay! That sentence Shirley can mean only one thing…. Passive Aggression is back with more hot narbage, aka narwhal poop!

]]> Sweet brother Andy went down to chomp town, Ice is out there being and the big man don't pay! That sentence Shirley can mean only one thing…. Passive Aggression is back with more hot narbage, aka narwhal poop!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9799892 Wed, 29 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0600 2267 full true Ep. 82 - Midwestern Rewind 20 - 22 Ep. 82 - Midwestern Rewind 20 - 22 We're going to take another week off to hold our family tight over the holidays. We did put together a best of episodes 20 through 22, which happens to be our 2020 Halloween eps. So perfect listening at Christmas right?? Anyway please enjoy this Rewind, the holiday season and remember we love you! 

]]> We're going to take another week off to hold our family tight over the holidays. We did put together a best of episodes 20 through 22, which happens to be our 2020 Halloween eps. So perfect listening at Christmas right?? Anyway please enjoy this Rewind, the holiday season and remember we love you! 

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9721324 Wed, 22 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0600 4088 full true Ep. 81 - Midwestern Rewind 17 - 19 Ep. 81 - Midwestern Rewind 17 - 19 Hey gang we're talking a couple of weeks off while we grieve a devastating loss in our family. This Midwestern Rewind contains the best of episodes 17 through 19, so please enjoy and we'll be back in the new year!

]]> Hey gang we're talking a couple of weeks off while we grieve a devastating loss in our family. This Midwestern Rewind contains the best of episodes 17 through 19, so please enjoy and we'll be back in the new year!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9721288 Wed, 15 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0600 4186 full true Ep. 80 - Innocent in the Court of Miley Ep. 80 - Innocent in the Court of Miley If there were anyone who is qualified to speak on behalf of Wakanda it's not Passive Aggression. Especially because we'd probably say something embarrassing like "I wanna wear Spider-Man like an Edger suit!" Whoops….

]]> If there were anyone who is qualified to speak on behalf of Wakanda it's not Passive Aggression. Especially because we'd probably say something embarrassing like "I wanna wear Spider-Man like an Edger suit!" Whoops….

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9681860 Wed, 08 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3215 full true Ep. 79 - Chime Travelers of the Pocket Universe Ep. 79 - Chime Travelers of the Pocket Universe I am Mosquit-X, look at my proboscis! That sentence made me sound like Lex Looser…. he gets around! Should we put this episode description in our pocket?? Probably so, welp there's always next time!

]]> I am Mosquit-X, look at my proboscis! That sentence made me sound like Lex Looser…. he gets around! Should we put this episode description in our pocket?? Probably so, welp there's always next time!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9640046 Wed, 01 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3095 full true Ep. 78 - Puddle Jesus Ep. 78 - Puddle Jesus When you gotta a little rumbly in your tumbly crack open a can of spam! Does that ring Adele? Either way this week on Passive Aggression Foedele serenades our new found love!

]]> When you gotta a little rumbly in your tumbly crack open a can of spam! Does that ring Adele? Either way this week on Passive Aggression Foedele serenades our new found love!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9603313 Wed, 24 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3601 full true Ep. 77 - Heralding Harry's Historical Homogeneous Ep. 77 - Heralding Harry's Historical Homogeneous On Kyle's weekly calls with Kirsten we finally get to the bottom of Ariana Dumbledore and the true story of what happened. Also Peter Pettigrew's pervy proclivities are publicized and Kyle is not a fighty boy, he just plays one on DnD!

]]> On Kyle's weekly calls with Kirsten we finally get to the bottom of Ariana Dumbledore and the true story of what happened. Also Peter Pettigrew's pervy proclivities are publicized and Kyle is not a fighty boy, he just plays one on DnD!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9561320 Wed, 17 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3806 full true Ep. 76 - Universe Are You Listening It's Me Jess Ep. 76 - Universe Are You Listening It's Me Jess As we all know Doc Warner always gets the big reveal! In this case it's Kyle and Jess finally paying off those taboo topics they've promised from day one. After this episode it will be clear one thing's for sure, they don't know Ted from Adam!

]]> As we all know Doc Warner always gets the big reveal! In this case it's Kyle and Jess finally paying off those taboo topics they've promised from day one. After this episode it will be clear one thing's for sure, they don't know Ted from Adam!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9521004 Wed, 10 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3371 full true Ep. 75 - My Butt-loni Has a First Name Ep. 75 - My Butt-loni Has a First Name Benson vs Dunham: the battle of the Olivias, the life and lies of Christopher Plummer and sponsoring America's favorite podcast wizard Justin McElroy in a real life Hunger Games! That and more on the newest 2021 a Look Back At Speed edition of Passive Aggression!

]]> Benson vs Dunham: the battle of the Olivias, the life and lies of Christopher Plummer and sponsoring America's favorite podcast wizard Justin McElroy in a real life Hunger Games! That and more on the newest 2021 a Look Back At Speed edition of Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9479135 Wed, 03 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3479 full true Ep. 74 - Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze Ep. 74 - Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze What's hiding in the dark?? Who knows but when it inevitably comes for you, try hotdogs…. It works for horses! Also watch out for the Sphinx at the end of Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze!

]]> What's hiding in the dark?? Who knows but when it inevitably comes for you, try hotdogs…. It works for horses! Also watch out for the Sphinx at the end of Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9440200 Wed, 27 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3214 full true Ep. 73 - The Mother Forkers of 2010 Ep. 73 - The Mother Forkers of 2010 This week on Passive Aggression 360 we're ask the question on everyone's mind. Does Anderson Cooper wear comfies when he's at home with Cooper Cooper?? Also Rivers are fun but lakes get it done. Oh no, I almost put together a coherent episode description for once. Maybe next week!

]]> This week on Passive Aggression 360 we're ask the question on everyone's mind. Does Anderson Cooper wear comfies when he's at home with Cooper Cooper?? Also Rivers are fun but lakes get it done. Oh no, I almost put together a coherent episode description for once. Maybe next week!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9397428 Wed, 20 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3277 full true Ep. 72 - Formidable Brain Children Ep. 72 - Formidable Brain Children We've done it. We cracked the code! 90's PSAs are the direct cause of Millennial's anxiety. After this one you'll wish our gusher holes were full with little dribblets of goosh! Oh and have you thought of "The Game" lately?

]]> We've done it. We cracked the code! 90's PSAs are the direct cause of Millennial's anxiety. After this one you'll wish our gusher holes were full with little dribblets of goosh! Oh and have you thought of "The Game" lately?

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9358296 Wed, 13 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3330 full true Ep. 71 - The Tristorical Society Ep. 71 - The Tristorical Society Come on in, kick off your shoes and show your nasty ganglies. We're going to force Luke Skywalker to Mrs Doubtfire this dinner party! The holiest damn cracker I ever had is on the menu, so for the love of Thanos will someone wash Voldemort's feet?

]]> Come on in, kick off your shoes and show your nasty ganglies. We're going to force Luke Skywalker to Mrs Doubtfire this dinner party! The holiest damn cracker I ever had is on the menu, so for the love of Thanos will someone wash Voldemort's feet?

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9317966 Wed, 06 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3172 full true Ep. 70 - The Virgin Flight of Con Air Ep. 70 - The Virgin Flight of Con Air Coming from the son of a bus driver that is admittedly ugly all day, we should've put the bunny back in the box. At least we're about to get out of prison, we're about to meet our daddy and we're about to release this episode all on July FOURTEENTH….Whoops!

]]> Coming from the son of a bus driver that is admittedly ugly all day, we should've put the bunny back in the box. At least we're about to get out of prison, we're about to meet our daddy and we're about to release this episode all on July FOURTEENTH….Whoops!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9277215 Wed, 29 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3137 full true Ep. 69 - Dirty Gutter Boy & The TV Crier Ep. 69 - Dirty Gutter Boy & The TV Crier Hear ye, hear ye, I took the zebra right up from under her feetsies! On this episode of Passive Aggression we're proud to introduce Frederick Gillepski and Hans Gruber. Now they must fight to the death. Who will win? Find out on our 69th episode! Haha 69, get it?

]]> Hear ye, hear ye, I took the zebra right up from under her feetsies! On this episode of Passive Aggression we're proud to introduce Frederick Gillepski and Hans Gruber. Now they must fight to the death. Who will win? Find out on our 69th episode! Haha 69, get it?

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9237249 Wed, 22 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3166 full true Ep. 68 - The Pinch Heard Round the World Ep. 68 - The Pinch Heard Round the World If you were to get into a pinch, who would you call? We're in-between Justin Evans and the whole gang from Ghostbusters! That and more from the local jokel from your friendly yokel….oh and know your angles people!


]]> If you were to get into a pinch, who would you call? We're in-between Justin Evans and the whole gang from Ghostbusters! That and more from the local jokel from your friendly yokel….oh and know your angles people!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9195886 Wed, 15 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3476 full true Ep. 67 - Midwestern Rewind 14 - 16 Ep. 67 - Midwestern Rewind 14 - 16 We decided to take the week off to enjoy a long Labor Day weekend, so we’ve put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 14 through 16 and we'll be back next week with more buffoonery!

]]> We decided to take the week off to enjoy a long Labor Day weekend, so we’ve put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 14 through 16 and we'll be back next week with more buffoonery!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9155438 Wed, 08 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3875 full true Ep. 66 - Captain Mariska & the Melonnials Ep. 66 - Captain Mariska & the Melonnials If you enjoy having James Earl Jones sing to you about 90's fashion, then you'll love to know dark wings deliver dark words but do you know who Harry Potter is? Reading that would you believe if I told you that we talked about time travel this week? Yeah…. me neither!

]]> If you enjoy having James Earl Jones sing to you about 90's fashion, then you'll love to know dark wings deliver dark words but do you know who Harry Potter is? Reading that would you believe if I told you that we talked about time travel this week? Yeah…. me neither!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9117633 Wed, 01 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3229 full true Ep. 65 - Bad Furious Fast Boyz Ep. 65 - Bad Furious Fast Boyz In a world where everything happened just 2 years ago, Covid lead to I Am Legend, Katey Segal starred as The House and Zune ruled over iPod. If only our DeLorean could Tokyo Drift then we'd get Dolly Parton and Elvira together at last!

]]> In a world where everything happened just 2 years ago, Covid lead to I Am Legend, Katey Segal starred as The House and Zune ruled over iPod. If only our DeLorean could Tokyo Drift then we'd get Dolly Parton and Elvira together at last!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9081674 Wed, 25 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3338 full true Ep. 64 - Fight Club 2: Electric Boogaloo Ep. 64 - Fight Club 2: Electric Boogaloo The reason all of you listen to this podcast has finally become apparent…. The free Britney breaking news comes seeping out of the Passhole! We also play phone games on the air and mention The Avengers, Disney Princesses and Star Wars! Enjoy, I guess….


]]> The reason all of you listen to this podcast has finally become apparent…. The free Britney breaking news comes seeping out of the Passhole! We also play phone games on the air and mention The Avengers, Disney Princesses and Star Wars! Enjoy, I guess….


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9048352 Wed, 18 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3561 full true Ep. 63 - Ursula and the Sea Cartel Ep. 63 - Ursula and the Sea Cartel On this episode of Passive Aggression we discuss submarine physics, the truth about camel's humps, having more Josh Duhamels than anyone knows what to do with, Fergie's horcruxes and somehow SVU comes up…. Oh well!


]]> On this episode of Passive Aggression we discuss submarine physics, the truth about camel's humps, having more Josh Duhamels than anyone knows what to do with, Fergie's horcruxes and somehow SVU comes up…. Oh well!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-9007826 Wed, 11 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3474 full true Ep. 62 - The Escape to Rainbow World Ep. 62 - The Escape to Rainbow World We're stuck in a simulation of a simulation, playing a simulation. At least within one of those simulations we find out the truth about rainbows…. Goat farts!

]]> We're stuck in a simulation of a simulation, playing a simulation. At least within one of those simulations we find out the truth about rainbows…. Goat farts!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8969642 Wed, 04 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3321 full true Ep. 61 - The Mouth & The Arm Ep. 61 - The Mouth & The Arm Well it's that time of every 4 years…. it's the 2020 Olympics watch y'all! And the answer to the question everyone is asking, you gotta worship the moon gods if you're going to surf. Whoops looks like we're drunk on Thai Pie…. Oh well, enjoy this episode of Passive Aggression anyway!

]]> Well it's that time of every 4 years…. it's the 2020 Olympics watch y'all! And the answer to the question everyone is asking, you gotta worship the moon gods if you're going to surf. Whoops looks like we're drunk on Thai Pie…. Oh well, enjoy this episode of Passive Aggression anyway!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8934026 Wed, 28 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3556 full true Ep. 60 - Duke Sunharvester the Kyle Wrangler Ep. 60 - Duke Sunharvester the Kyle Wrangler Once upon a time, there was a farm and on that farm the sun is totally a Kyle. On Passive Aggression this week we couldn't quite answer the hard hitting question of, what came first the beetle or the Rita but we are offering a new service! Google Your Fears with Kyle and Jess, now only $19.99 a week!

]]> Once upon a time, there was a farm and on that farm the sun is totally a Kyle. On Passive Aggression this week we couldn't quite answer the hard hitting question of, what came first the beetle or the Rita but we are offering a new service! Google Your Fears with Kyle and Jess, now only $19.99 a week!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8896121 Wed, 21 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3345 full true Ep. 59 - Now I'm in Love With Cheddarwurst the Cherub Ep. 59 - Now I'm in Love With Cheddarwurst the Cherub Awonkawho?? Awonkado!!! We might have officially lost it in this round of "rapid" fire questions. Chris Meloni, call us if you wanna get ice cream some time!

]]> Awonkawho?? Awonkado!!! We might have officially lost it in this round of "rapid" fire questions. Chris Meloni, call us if you wanna get ice cream some time!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8859437 Wed, 14 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3567 full true Ep. 58 - George Washington Discovers Bones! Ep. 58 - George Washington Discovers Bones! You're right, you're right we hate Brit’s father. We need Barack to pull some strings with Joe to free Britney! We also talk about bugs, dinosaurs, dino nuggets, elephants, the royals and for whatever reason Blue's Clues. We completely T-Rex this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> You're right, you're right we hate Brit’s father. We need Barack to pull some strings with Joe to free Britney! We also talk about bugs, dinosaurs, dino nuggets, elephants, the royals and for whatever reason Blue's Clues. We completely T-Rex this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8821763 Wed, 07 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3130 full true Ep. 57 - Midwestern Rewind 11 - 13 Ep. 57 - Midwestern Rewind 11 - 13 Vacation is all we ever wanted, so we're taking one! Enjoy Midwestern Rewind part 3 ya'll!!!

]]> Vacation is all we ever wanted, so we're taking one! Enjoy Midwestern Rewind part 3 ya'll!!!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8767907 Wed, 30 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3713 full true Ep. 56 - Cpt. Walter J. Hookman Ep. 56 - Cpt. Walter J. Hookman We're heavy on the Aggression, with no need for the Passive this week. We finally earn our show name as we take on movie critics and their lugubrious opinions about Steven Spielberg's Hook!

]]> We're heavy on the Aggression, with no need for the Passive this week. We finally earn our show name as we take on movie critics and their lugubrious opinions about Steven Spielberg's Hook!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8748406 Wed, 23 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3488 full true Ep. 55 - King Triton 1 : Mike Lobstahman None Ep. 55 - King Triton 1 : Mike Lobstahman None Josiah witnessed in horror as his friend was viciously attacked by King Triton's henchwhale. Lucky the whale changed its mind before going old testament on poor Mike Lobstahmen. If you take away any knowledge from our whale tales today it should be this, crabs don't sing! 


]]> Josiah witnessed in horror as his friend was viciously attacked by King Triton's henchwhale. Lucky the whale changed its mind before going old testament on poor Mike Lobstahmen. If you take away any knowledge from our whale tales today it should be this, crabs don't sing! 


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8710070 Wed, 16 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3412 full true Ep. 54 - Baby Leo Became Titanic Ep. 54 - Baby Leo Became Titanic It feels like it's been 525,600 minutes since we last did it but it's the second installment of 2021 a Look Back at Speed: Gangs of New York edition! So join us on our Happy Birthday march as we ask the hard hitting question, what are we still doing here?!


]]> It feels like it's been 525,600 minutes since we last did it but it's the second installment of 2021 a Look Back at Speed: Gangs of New York edition! So join us on our Happy Birthday march as we ask the hard hitting question, what are we still doing here?!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8669945 Wed, 09 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3658 full true Ep. 53 - Midwestern Rewind 6 - 10 Ep. 53 - Midwestern Rewind 6 - 10 Because of Memorial Day weekend, we put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 6 through 10 and we'll be back next week with more silliness!

]]> Because of Memorial Day weekend, we put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 6 through 10 and we'll be back next week with more silliness!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8626914 Wed, 02 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3035 full true Ep. 52 - Master Of Dandelions Ep. 52 - Master Of Dandelions We have more dandelion talk than grass seed is possible. Other than that sentence making zero sense we also get into 90's public access TV and other superstitions. Welp, I did it again with crazy sentences! Just listen as we rename children's favorite fluffy weeds this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> We have more dandelion talk than grass seed is possible. Other than that sentence making zero sense we also get into 90's public access TV and other superstitions. Welp, I did it again with crazy sentences! Just listen as we rename children's favorite fluffy weeds this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8588289 Wed, 26 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3213 full true Ep. 51 - Old Fish & Ice Jacks Ep. 51 - Old Fish & Ice Jacks We here at Passive Aggression had an "apple falling on the head moment" and decided to deep dive into our shower thoughts. But the only thing we managed to uncover was the truth about Cedric Diggory's resentment towards Harry Potter!


]]> We here at Passive Aggression had an "apple falling on the head moment" and decided to deep dive into our shower thoughts. But the only thing we managed to uncover was the truth about Cedric Diggory's resentment towards Harry Potter!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8544578 Wed, 19 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3710 full true Ep. 50 - Circus Eyes Ep. 50 - Circus Eyes We have our hobo sacks packed and a prepared act. No matter how many Spaghetti O's get spilled we cannot deny, we got those circus eyes! This week on Passive Aggression we try and fail to create our own special commune but find the circus to be much more appealing!

]]> We have our hobo sacks packed and a prepared act. No matter how many Spaghetti O's get spilled we cannot deny, we got those circus eyes! This week on Passive Aggression we try and fail to create our own special commune but find the circus to be much more appealing!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8503292 Wed, 12 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3326 full true Ep. 49 - Kate Winslet Wings Ep. 49 - Kate Winslet Wings We devised the perfect plan to alienate donut lovers, DC comics, The Matrix fans and nasty ketchup consumers all in one podcast episode! But we still couldn't answer the question on Mariska and Kyle's mind…. who am sasquatch??

]]> We devised the perfect plan to alienate donut lovers, DC comics, The Matrix fans and nasty ketchup consumers all in one podcast episode! But we still couldn't answer the question on Mariska and Kyle's mind…. who am sasquatch??

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8460867 Wed, 05 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3894 full true Ep. 48 - Cacophony of Ticks Ep. 48 - Cacophony of Ticks The perfect date would have to be catching a Corey Taylor Swift concert before Prince purifies your body in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. He would then let you air dry on the back of his motorcycle, on the way back to Paisley Park. The evening would then conclude with ping pong and Prince cakes. That date is almost better than April 25th!

]]> The perfect date would have to be catching a Corey Taylor Swift concert before Prince purifies your body in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. He would then let you air dry on the back of his motorcycle, on the way back to Paisley Park. The evening would then conclude with ping pong and Prince cakes. That date is almost better than April 25th!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8416887 Wed, 28 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3387 full true Ep. 47 - Battle of the Bonds Ep. 47 - Battle of the Bonds This week our names have been put into the Goblet of Fire but no matter how Dumbledore asks us we didn't do it! Why always the toad of surprise that we're once again talking about Harry Potter on Passive Aggression?!


]]> This week our names have been put into the Goblet of Fire but no matter how Dumbledore asks us we didn't do it! Why always the toad of surprise that we're once again talking about Harry Potter on Passive Aggression?!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8371845 Wed, 21 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3667 full true Ep. 46 - Button Trope: The Dark Side of Miss Frizzle Ep. 46 - Button Trope: The Dark Side of Miss Frizzle A bus expanding in poor Burt's small intestines, a cover up and a big button that isn't to be pushed….until it was! All this and more narrated by the dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman, streaming this summer on….nextficks! If that sounds like your thing you might be our doppelbrainer, so join us while we put on our doctor hats and talk Myspace this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> A bus expanding in poor Burt's small intestines, a cover up and a big button that isn't to be pushed….until it was! All this and more narrated by the dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman, streaming this summer on….nextficks! If that sounds like your thing you might be our doppelbrainer, so join us while we put on our doctor hats and talk Myspace this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8329457 Wed, 14 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3318 full true Ep. 45 - Ned The Dead Navy Man Ep. 45 - Ned The Dead Navy Man Dicky Stabler tried to pull a fast one and wore a beard, Dan Connor is hitting on Gemma Teller, Ted Bundy sends the Pritchetts into witness protection but at least Gibbs got that Dolly dose! All that and other nonsense this week as we celebrate Chris Meloni's return to SVU!

]]> Dicky Stabler tried to pull a fast one and wore a beard, Dan Connor is hitting on Gemma Teller, Ted Bundy sends the Pritchetts into witness protection but at least Gibbs got that Dolly dose! All that and other nonsense this week as we celebrate Chris Meloni's return to SVU!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8285535 Wed, 07 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3369 full true Ep.44 - Magical Dick Wolf Universe Ep.44 - Magical Dick Wolf Universe Carlton tried his best to report the breaking news regarding Zebragate 2021, but Barbara ruined his news anchor bit. This week on Passive Aggression we learn that when you mess with Dick Wolf he bites, leaving us no choice but to send this one back!

]]> Carlton tried his best to report the breaking news regarding Zebragate 2021, but Barbara ruined his news anchor bit. This week on Passive Aggression we learn that when you mess with Dick Wolf he bites, leaving us no choice but to send this one back!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8242376 Wed, 31 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3598 full true Ep. 43 - Elephant Atonement Ep. 43 - Elephant Atonement Confessions were made, shock was experienced, elephant crimes were committed but most of all teachers are buck wild! This week on Passive Aggression we're pretty sure we've got a duplicate question and we are for sure going to need a bigger door!

]]> Confessions were made, shock was experienced, elephant crimes were committed but most of all teachers are buck wild! This week on Passive Aggression we're pretty sure we've got a duplicate question and we are for sure going to need a bigger door!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8197396 Wed, 24 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3742 full true Ep. 42 - Invasion Of The Bleepblorp Ep. 42 - Invasion Of The Bleepblorp If Kyle had more supportive friends when he caught the invention bug he'd be moving on up to that space apartment in the sky! Instead he has a podcast where he talks about million dollar ideas, new amusement parks on the moon and for some reason the Backstreet Boys. That is of course until his wife reveals her true identity….

]]> If Kyle had more supportive friends when he caught the invention bug he'd be moving on up to that space apartment in the sky! Instead he has a podcast where he talks about million dollar ideas, new amusement parks on the moon and for some reason the Backstreet Boys. That is of course until his wife reveals her true identity….

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8154115 Wed, 17 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3398 full true Ep. 41 - Midwestern Rewind Intro - 5 Ep. 41 - Midwestern Rewind Intro - 5 Unfortunately last Wednesday we said goodbye to our dog, Harper. We are both heart broken and couldn't find the funny this week. Our intent isn't to bum everyone out but to entertain so we put together a best of from Intro Passive Aggression through Ep. 5. Hope you enjoy this look back and we're hoping to be back to the usual next week!

]]> Unfortunately last Wednesday we said goodbye to our dog, Harper. We are both heart broken and couldn't find the funny this week. Our intent isn't to bum everyone out but to entertain so we put together a best of from Intro Passive Aggression through Ep. 5. Hope you enjoy this look back and we're hoping to be back to the usual next week!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8110381 Wed, 10 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3127 full true Ep. 40 - Who Shot Mr. Barns? Ep. 40 - Who Shot Mr. Barns? The biggest conspiracy theory is whether or not our Harry Potter spoiler whoopsie was on purpose…. We'll never tell! One thing is for sure this episode dabbles with the taboo we've always promised and our dark humor is front and center. So be warned because we touch on serial killers, assassinations and nazis hiding in the Denver airport this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> The biggest conspiracy theory is whether or not our Harry Potter spoiler whoopsie was on purpose…. We'll never tell! One thing is for sure this episode dabbles with the taboo we've always promised and our dark humor is front and center. So be warned because we touch on serial killers, assassinations and nazis hiding in the Denver airport this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8063176 Wed, 03 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3535 full true Ep. 39 - Garden On The Move: You Reap What We Sow Ep. 39 - Garden On The Move: You Reap What We Sow Breaking news: the zombie apocalypse has broken out, to nobody's shock in Florida. Problem is Captain Barbados is stranded in the Dominican Republic and we want to be players but our box truck ain't fly, we need to find Xzibit and hit him up, so he can pimp our ride! Kyle and Jess create the greatest zombie killing vehicle there ever was, this week on Passive Aggression.

]]> Breaking news: the zombie apocalypse has broken out, to nobody's shock in Florida. Problem is Captain Barbados is stranded in the Dominican Republic and we want to be players but our box truck ain't fly, we need to find Xzibit and hit him up, so he can pimp our ride! Kyle and Jess create the greatest zombie killing vehicle there ever was, this week on Passive Aggression.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-8017591 Wed, 24 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3612 full true Ep. 38 - The Adventures of Werenix Phoewolf & Mothpire Vam-man Ep. 38 - The Adventures of Werenix Phoewolf & Mothpire Vam-man In a world where a werewolf trapped in a phoenix's body can court a mothman living in a vampire's husk you'll find Kyle and Jess in the market for more mythical pets! This week modern fairy tales, cancelled Princes and genie wishes on Passive Aggression!


]]> In a world where a werewolf trapped in a phoenix's body can court a mothman living in a vampire's husk you'll find Kyle and Jess in the market for more mythical pets! This week modern fairy tales, cancelled Princes and genie wishes on Passive Aggression!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7912696 Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3489 full true Ep. 37 - Cutthroat Kim Ep. 37 - Cutthroat Kim Dick Wolf is on blast for the second week in a row and Kyle still hasn't received the Easter dress he always wanted! Speaking of British kids, they don't wear knickers until they are a proper age. Also run away from the demons until you're in the safety zone…. everyone knows that! All that (whatever that is) and more this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> Dick Wolf is on blast for the second week in a row and Kyle still hasn't received the Easter dress he always wanted! Speaking of British kids, they don't wear knickers until they are a proper age. Also run away from the demons until you're in the safety zone…. everyone knows that! All that (whatever that is) and more this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7774648 Wed, 10 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3794 full true Ep. 36 - Choose Your Own Adventure Dad Ep. 36 - Choose Your Own Adventure Dad Olivia Benson and Whoopi Goldberg can't be distracted by two shirtless hunks during their pottery class but that's more than Kyle can say! Hope y'all watch Law & Order SVU as much as Jess because the adventure we'd like to go on is Mariska Hargitay's flatulence! 

]]> Olivia Benson and Whoopi Goldberg can't be distracted by two shirtless hunks during their pottery class but that's more than Kyle can say! Hope y'all watch Law & Order SVU as much as Jess because the adventure we'd like to go on is Mariska Hargitay's flatulence! 

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7639114 Wed, 03 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3541 full true Ep. 35 - Queen Sandy B Wildcat Of Our Lives Ep. 35 - Queen Sandy B Wildcat Of Our Lives The questions are hot button, they're dated & yet they've been on everyone's mind…. Does Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off ever get his life together? Does he follow in his father's footsteps, finally becoming a litigator after receiving his BA & AA? How many movies can Kyle & Jess string along in their ramblings? This week on Passive Aggression the first ever edition of 2021….a look back at Speed!

]]> The questions are hot button, they're dated & yet they've been on everyone's mind…. Does Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off ever get his life together? Does he follow in his father's footsteps, finally becoming a litigator after receiving his BA & AA? How many movies can Kyle & Jess string along in their ramblings? This week on Passive Aggression the first ever edition of 2021….a look back at Speed!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7503694 Wed, 27 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3450 full true Ep. 34 - Kyle's Staying Fauxyle Ep. 34 - Kyle's Staying Fauxyle When you shrink into a Kevin with the knowledge you could've been in Dave, it can leave you with nothing left to do but a classic Kevin and Dave mess around! Thankfully we're not stuck in our little yellow tic tac friend's bodies because when the toddlers inevitably attack, we're going to need to stock up on HP baby!

]]> When you shrink into a Kevin with the knowledge you could've been in Dave, it can leave you with nothing left to do but a classic Kevin and Dave mess around! Thankfully we're not stuck in our little yellow tic tac friend's bodies because when the toddlers inevitably attack, we're going to need to stock up on HP baby!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7371988 Wed, 20 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3024 full true Ep. 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy Ep. 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy We live in a killing curse free zone even if one of us is a Death Eater and the other an Order of the Phoenix member. But we're really put to the test when the age old Twizzler vs Red Vine argument surfaces once again. The house elves better get our Dunkies order right or they're gonna get it wrong, this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> We live in a killing curse free zone even if one of us is a Death Eater and the other an Order of the Phoenix member. But we're really put to the test when the age old Twizzler vs Red Vine argument surfaces once again. The house elves better get our Dunkies order right or they're gonna get it wrong, this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7265791 Wed, 13 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3244 full true Ep. 32 - Purple Dad Ep. 32 - Purple Dad We're gonna need a bigger tub because we are not the Outback look at hot button, taboo and dated topics. This week on Passive Aggression we reflect on 2020, as if one wanted to remember such a year. Help us party like it's 1999 with our Purple Dad on this New Years celebration!


]]> We're gonna need a bigger tub because we are not the Outback look at hot button, taboo and dated topics. This week on Passive Aggression we reflect on 2020, as if one wanted to remember such a year. Help us party like it's 1999 with our Purple Dad on this New Years celebration!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7150783 Wed, 06 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0600 3701 full true Ep. 31 - Here Comes Maple Man Ep. 31 - Here Comes Maple Man Traffic out there is crazy folks a backup of giraffes has begun to bottleneck at the 35E underpass. Hopefully y'all know how to fly to avoid this mess. Stay tuned though we just got breaking news…. Jess is into TSwift. This week on Passive Aggression whether or not you'd rather hear fake news reports or have spaghetti hair, just remember one thing. Don't kiss sleeping people!

]]> Traffic out there is crazy folks a backup of giraffes has begun to bottleneck at the 35E underpass. Hopefully y'all know how to fly to avoid this mess. Stay tuned though we just got breaking news…. Jess is into TSwift. This week on Passive Aggression whether or not you'd rather hear fake news reports or have spaghetti hair, just remember one thing. Don't kiss sleeping people!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-7056655 Wed, 30 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3996 full true Ep. 30 - Murder On The Polar Express Ep. 30 - Murder On The Polar Express No amount of 90's sitcom mouth noises will throw us from the Tim Allen scent. We're on to you and the heinous acts you've committed against poor Wilson…. this is our Christmas episode!

]]> No amount of 90's sitcom mouth noises will throw us from the Tim Allen scent. We're on to you and the heinous acts you've committed against poor Wilson…. this is our Christmas episode!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6976663 Wed, 23 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3644 full true Ep. 29 - Gilbert Girls Ep. 29 - Gilbert Girls 2020 may have been brought to us by Joffrey Baratheon but there is light at the end of the catacomb. The newest season of Gilbert Girls is going to drop this holiday season. Join your favorite mall rats on their mall excursion and swimming in the sea of Cattrall but please no diving!

]]> 2020 may have been brought to us by Joffrey Baratheon but there is light at the end of the catacomb. The newest season of Gilbert Girls is going to drop this holiday season. Join your favorite mall rats on their mall excursion and swimming in the sea of Cattrall but please no diving!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6867221 Wed, 16 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3487 full true Ep. 28 - Doc Warner In The Corner Ep. 28 - Doc Warner In The Corner In a post-apocalyptic world one lucky highschool will win the lottery but the prize is one night of battle royale. The crimes committed at Prom Fight could only be solved by the best of detectives. Or in this case an incorporeal ghost pathologist named Doc Warner!

]]> In a post-apocalyptic world one lucky highschool will win the lottery but the prize is one night of battle royale. The crimes committed at Prom Fight could only be solved by the best of detectives. Or in this case an incorporeal ghost pathologist named Doc Warner!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6760123 Wed, 09 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3461 full true Ep. 27 - Dr. Jess Healing Mage Ep. 27 - Dr. Jess Healing Mage From the ashes of confusing Dr Quinn Medicine Woman & Xena Warrior Princess a new superhero emerges! Or maybe she's a super villain in hiding, as her first order of business was taking on "famed" super duo Ass-man & Butt-boy. Dr. Jess Healing Mage tries to run & kick & jump & fart beloved Butt-boy into revealing his true identity this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> From the ashes of confusing Dr Quinn Medicine Woman & Xena Warrior Princess a new superhero emerges! Or maybe she's a super villain in hiding, as her first order of business was taking on "famed" super duo Ass-man & Butt-boy. Dr. Jess Healing Mage tries to run & kick & jump & fart beloved Butt-boy into revealing his true identity this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6643768 Wed, 02 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3427 full true Ep. 26 - We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night Ep. 26 - We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night What do Bill Pullman, Kanye West and Turkey dinner have in common?? We don't know either but we manage to cover all three this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> What do Bill Pullman, Kanye West and Turkey dinner have in common?? We don't know either but we manage to cover all three this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6539374 Wed, 25 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600 2947 full true Ep. 25 - Ta-Dyers Ep. 25 - Ta-Dyers Throw on your best tie-dye shirt, some JNCOs and jump in the DeLorean with us because we're discussing time travel this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> Throw on your best tie-dye shirt, some JNCOs and jump in the DeLorean with us because we're discussing time travel this week on Passive Aggression!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6427864 Wed, 18 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3620 full true Ep. 24 - Day Bank Ep. 24 - Day Bank Once upon a time Kyle was a big Kyle. The Tim's of the world sipped their code red watching as no Monster or dry wall would be safe. But after a short gestation period Kyle emerged to be a woke Carlos. Besides whatever that just was, this week your hosts try to tac on some extra days and wrap their heads around teleportation in the Harry Potter universe!


]]> Once upon a time Kyle was a big Kyle. The Tim's of the world sipped their code red watching as no Monster or dry wall would be safe. But after a short gestation period Kyle emerged to be a woke Carlos. Besides whatever that just was, this week your hosts try to tac on some extra days and wrap their heads around teleportation in the Harry Potter universe!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6315556 Wed, 11 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3470 full true Ep. 23 - Ham?? Ep. 23 - Ham?? Hard hitting hoagie heart-to-hearts, the revenge of Donna, parent's patronage to SeaWorld and everyone's favorite twin actors make for the topics of conversation! Join us this week on Passive Aggression as we navigate our cold cut dilemma….

]]> Hard hitting hoagie heart-to-hearts, the revenge of Donna, parent's patronage to SeaWorld and everyone's favorite twin actors make for the topics of conversation! Join us this week on Passive Aggression as we navigate our cold cut dilemma….

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6210739 Wed, 04 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600 3033 full true Ep. 22 - Ergot's Bread: A Witchy Way to Start Your Day Ep. 22 - Ergot's Bread: A Witchy Way to Start Your Day We know what we know when it comes to the lack of witches in Germany! This week for the last Halloween episode of 2020 we deep dive into witches. So come dance with us in the streets of France!

]]> We know what we know when it comes to the lack of witches in Germany! This week for the last Halloween episode of 2020 we deep dive into witches. So come dance with us in the streets of France!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-6094060 Wed, 28 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3264 full true Ep. 21 - Anoka: Burning Evil ‘Tutes Since 1920 Ep. 21 - Anoka: Burning Evil ‘Tutes Since 1920 Another installment of K-Dub the 6 year old pimp, unfortunately it ends with all his ‘tutes being put to the stake in Minnesota's very own Salam witch trials. Jess professes her love for another Chris, now Meloni is just not that into her. Oh and there's some costume talk as well, because it's the third addition to the Halloween extravaganza!

]]> Another installment of K-Dub the 6 year old pimp, unfortunately it ends with all his ‘tutes being put to the stake in Minnesota's very own Salam witch trials. Jess professes her love for another Chris, now Meloni is just not that into her. Oh and there's some costume talk as well, because it's the third addition to the Halloween extravaganza!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5989384 Wed, 21 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500 2705 full true Ep. 20 - Meloni & Munch Together Forever Ep. 20 - Meloni & Munch Together Forever Are we even real or are we just the projection of some misunderstood boy? Richard Belzer wove a tapestry so rich it left Jess and Kyle with their own existential crisis. Your favorite hags continue the Halloween talk as they cover all the masked murdered and villainous slow walkers Hollywood could think up!


]]> Are we even real or are we just the projection of some misunderstood boy? Richard Belzer wove a tapestry so rich it left Jess and Kyle with their own existential crisis. Your favorite hags continue the Halloween talk as they cover all the masked murdered and villainous slow walkers Hollywood could think up!


]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5880076 Wed, 14 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3269 full true Ep. 19 - Zombie Playbook Ep. 19 - Zombie Playbook Multiple long nights of research have been spent reading Max Brooks material but we're happy to announce the new zombie apocalypse survival manual. Look for the Zombie Playbook in local stores or better yet take the risk that these two chuckle heads don't scare the bajeebers out of you as they spit spooky nonsense about various nightmare creatures on this week's episode of Passive Aggression!

]]> Multiple long nights of research have been spent reading Max Brooks material but we're happy to announce the new zombie apocalypse survival manual. Look for the Zombie Playbook in local stores or better yet take the risk that these two chuckle heads don't scare the bajeebers out of you as they spit spooky nonsense about various nightmare creatures on this week's episode of Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5773537 Wed, 07 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3390 full true Ep. 18 - Signs 2: Human's Revenge Ep. 18 - Signs 2: Human's Revenge Taking on a fictional game proves tough for your Passive Aggressive hosts. This week Kyle reminisces about their time spent together in the Hunger Games while Jess almost gets gassed out of the studio. We also break down our preparation in order to play Jumanji, go up against a zombie horde and once and for all defeat the invasion of aliens.

]]> Taking on a fictional game proves tough for your Passive Aggressive hosts. This week Kyle reminisces about their time spent together in the Hunger Games while Jess almost gets gassed out of the studio. We also break down our preparation in order to play Jumanji, go up against a zombie horde and once and for all defeat the invasion of aliens.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5667055 Wed, 30 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500 2683 full true Ep. 17 - Water Off A Goose's A$$ Ep. 17 - Water Off A Goose's A$$ It's an anniversary special y'all! Join us as we recall fun times and stories from that fateful day six years ago. You may even pick up some unsolicited advise from two schlubs who are still learning day to day about this thing called mawwiage!

]]> It's an anniversary special y'all! Join us as we recall fun times and stories from that fateful day six years ago. You may even pick up some unsolicited advise from two schlubs who are still learning day to day about this thing called mawwiage!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5546431 Wed, 23 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3653 full true Ep. 16 - Jurassic Park Bucks Ep. 16 - Jurassic Park Bucks We finally discovered our in with Meloni and Hargitay! And all we need is Jurassic Park to be real. By now it probably comes to no shock that this week we discuss the famed dino park and SVU....again!

]]> We finally discovered our in with Meloni and Hargitay! And all we need is Jurassic Park to be real. By now it probably comes to no shock that this week we discuss the famed dino park and SVU....again!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5455753 Wed, 16 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500 2748 full true Ep. 15 - Quardom Ep. 15 - Quardom Join us in Aunt Jess' corner where we talk about nark dogs, reality shows and mending socks. We're drunk on Jersey Shore and don't know what to do, come save us!

]]> Join us in Aunt Jess' corner where we talk about nark dogs, reality shows and mending socks. We're drunk on Jersey Shore and don't know what to do, come save us!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5335216 Wed, 09 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3299 full true Ep. 14 - Kraft Singles Ninja Star Ep. 14 - Kraft Singles Ninja Star We didn't start the fire....just Kyle did! Kyle dreams of new found riches but Jess only wigs herself out. We're talking dreams while on vacation in Duluth!  So sit back, relax and excuse Kyle's "sexy" voice.

]]> We didn't start the fire....just Kyle did! Kyle dreams of new found riches but Jess only wigs herself out. We're talking dreams while on vacation in Duluth!  So sit back, relax and excuse Kyle's "sexy" voice.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5249668 Wed, 02 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3374 full true Ep. 13 - Mainlining SVU Ep. 13 - Mainlining SVU Yes we could be, yes we would be, of course we'll be Tom Hanks II Electric Boogaloo's neighbor. Thank the Lort Meloni is coming back, it may be the only thing keeping Jess on the 3rd rock. Obsessions, stress relievers, and annoyances make the topic of conversation this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Yes we could be, yes we would be, of course we'll be Tom Hanks II Electric Boogaloo's neighbor. Thank the Lort Meloni is coming back, it may be the only thing keeping Jess on the 3rd rock. Obsessions, stress relievers, and annoyances make the topic of conversation this week on Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5147737 Wed, 26 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3323 full true Ep. 12 - KDub the 6 Year Old Pimp Ep. 12 - KDub the 6 Year Old Pimp It's hard out here for a pimp.... especially one with a History of Rock n Roll degree. Join us in the cul de sac as we discuss key life learning moments!

]]> It's hard out here for a pimp.... especially one with a History of Rock n Roll degree. Join us in the cul de sac as we discuss key life learning moments!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-5053457 Wed, 19 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3484 full true Ep. 11 - Tobacco Soup Ep. 11 - Tobacco Soup Everyone has bad habits, right? Passing gas in front of the former FLOTUS is hopefully not going to be one of ours. This week Michael Caine helps us shed light on Charlie Bucket's useless grandpa, Willy Wonka's hidden agenda and the many odd habits we wish we could kick!

]]> Everyone has bad habits, right? Passing gas in front of the former FLOTUS is hopefully not going to be one of ours. This week Michael Caine helps us shed light on Charlie Bucket's useless grandpa, Willy Wonka's hidden agenda and the many odd habits we wish we could kick!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4955306 Wed, 12 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3559 full true Ep. 10 - Boo Womp Womp Ep. 10 - Boo Womp Womp Music is in the air at the Passive Aggression house! Between the boo womp womps and chicka chickaaaing we cry over songs that gets us amped, listen to voice messages of John Lennon's triumphant return, discover Chrissy Teigen's husband, and get back to the bear necessities!

]]> Music is in the air at the Passive Aggression house! Between the boo womp womps and chicka chickaaaing we cry over songs that gets us amped, listen to voice messages of John Lennon's triumphant return, discover Chrissy Teigen's husband, and get back to the bear necessities!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4854293 Wed, 05 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3002 full true Ep. 9 - Jethro Was Here Ep. 9 - Jethro Was Here Vacation is all we ever wanted! As long as it's on the road and not a boat. Help us eat up some miles as we share some of our favorite vacation memories!

]]> Vacation is all we ever wanted! As long as it's on the road and not a boat. Help us eat up some miles as we share some of our favorite vacation memories!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4757246 Wed, 29 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3033 full true Ep. 8 - Lorpheus and the Green Pill Ep. 8 - Lorpheus and the Green Pill It's a squatch, it's a robot, no it's an alien! This week alien Jess makes her debut and breaks down cryptozoology with Kyle.

]]> It's a squatch, it's a robot, no it's an alien! This week alien Jess makes her debut and breaks down cryptozoology with Kyle.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4650428 Wed, 22 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3481 full true Ep. 7 - Sorry Liz.... Sandy Bullock is the Queen Ep. 7 - Sorry Liz.... Sandy Bullock is the Queen Hot buttons pushed, 90's cheese, celebs done dirty, gushing over Chris Meloni and a deep dive into British monarchs! We talk silver screen hotties on this episode of Passive Aggression!

]]> Hot buttons pushed, 90's cheese, celebs done dirty, gushing over Chris Meloni and a deep dive into British monarchs! We talk silver screen hotties on this episode of Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4570595 Wed, 15 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3989 full true Ep. 6 - Just King George It Ep. 6 - Just King George It Grab your popcorn and please silence your cellphones.... unless that's how you listen to us, then that would be enough. Inspired by the new release of Hamilton, we didn't want to throw away our shot to talk theater but we're sure to look around because Jurassic Park gets scary earlier than some remember. You'll be back!

]]> Grab your popcorn and please silence your cellphones.... unless that's how you listen to us, then that would be enough. Inspired by the new release of Hamilton, we didn't want to throw away our shot to talk theater but we're sure to look around because Jurassic Park gets scary earlier than some remember. You'll be back!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4482032 Wed, 08 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3128 full true Ep. 5 - Four, A Foursome, Four Matches? Ep. 5 - Four, A Foursome, Four Matches? We like sports and we don't care who knows.... Assuming sports means neighborhood night time games, yard games, board games, and Dungeons and Dragons! Let us serenade you into a state of nerdom, breaking down our favorite games.

]]> We like sports and we don't care who knows.... Assuming sports means neighborhood night time games, yard games, board games, and Dungeons and Dragons! Let us serenade you into a state of nerdom, breaking down our favorite games.

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4294118 Wed, 24 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3796 full true Ep. 4 - Kyle & Jess est. 2020 Ep. 4 - Kyle & Jess est. 2020 It's a birthday extravaganza y'all! We're covering the kids of Missouri, birthday brats, Winter dads vs Summer dads and a booty of gift card. Join us this week as we blow out the candles on another episode of Passive Aggression!

]]> It's a birthday extravaganza y'all! We're covering the kids of Missouri, birthday brats, Winter dads vs Summer dads and a booty of gift card. Join us this week as we blow out the candles on another episode of Passive Aggression!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-4109888 Wed, 10 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500 2980 full true Ep. 3 - Slop on Top Ep. 3 - Slop on Top Food for thought or thoughts for food? Don't heat up those leftovers because we have the Hotdish on open face sandwiches!

]]> Food for thought or thoughts for food? Don't heat up those leftovers because we have the Hotdish on open face sandwiches!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-3924962 Wed, 27 May 2020 05:00:00 -0500 3248 full true Ep. 2 - Cheeks Out At Beaver Mt. Ep. 2 - Cheeks Out At Beaver Mt. Smokey locks, alien talks, Meloni and Hooch, a missing flute, and a shredded swimsuit! This week on Passive Aggression we dive into the idiocracy of our childhood!

]]> Smokey locks, alien talks, Meloni and Hooch, a missing flute, and a shredded swimsuit! This week on Passive Aggression we dive into the idiocracy of our childhood!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-3734519 Wed, 13 May 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3027 full true Ep. 1 - Teacup Zoo Ep. 1 - Teacup Zoo Come one, come all! Feast your eyes on a zoo full of abnormally small creatures. Join us this week as we discuss our trust issues, go on long walks through Sin City, reveal our inner book worms and open the doors to our very own Teacup Zoo!

]]> Come one, come all! Feast your eyes on a zoo full of abnormally small creatures. Join us this week as we discuss our trust issues, go on long walks through Sin City, reveal our inner book worms and open the doors to our very own Teacup Zoo!

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-3546628 Wed, 29 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0500 3083 full true Intro Passive Aggression: Candy is Dandy Intro Passive Aggression: Candy is Dandy Join Jess and Kyle on a Midwestern look at hot button, taboo and dated topics! Today on the podcast we discuss "rapid fire" topics and getting to know us questions....

]]> Join Jess and Kyle on a Midwestern look at hot button, taboo and dated topics! Today on the podcast we discuss "rapid fire" topics and getting to know us questions....

]]> Kyle & Jess Wassing Buzzsprout-3348835 Mon, 13 Apr 2020 15:00:00 -0500 2094 full true