THE INTROVERTS Wed, 25 Mar 2026 11:03:51 -0400 https://theintroverts.buzzsprout.com en-us © 2026 THE INTROVERTS yes 2bfd6b95-02d8-5c2b-9755-fc95a49e9f09 Michelle & Lodewijk episodic true Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) funny, comedy, introverts, laid back, music, debate, relatable, advice, jokes Michelle & Lodewijk https://storage.buzzsprout.com/xc1xpc0jh1w1kf7bgtixcpgpnjf5?.jpg THE INTROVERTS Episode 31: Our Podiversary! Episode 31: Our Podiversary! WTF is up!? WE MADE A YEAR!!!! Welcome to our podiversary episode! Enjoy the episode as we dive into some questions so you guys can get to know us a little more :D

Thank you so much for sticking with us and supporting us. We launched this podcast in the middle of a panorama, and it's been difficult...not going to lie...but we did not quit! We hope you stick around for another year! We love you for continuing to support us. 

]]> WTF is up!? WE MADE A YEAR!!!! Welcome to our podiversary episode! Enjoy the episode as we dive into some questions so you guys can get to know us a little more :D

Thank you so much for sticking with us and supporting us. We launched this podcast in the middle of a panorama, and it's been difficult...not going to lie...but we did not quit! We hope you stick around for another year! We love you for continuing to support us. 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-8119176 Thu, 11 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0500 4660 1 31 full true Episode 30: Do We Have A Purpose? Episode 30: Do We Have A Purpose? This week's episode we try to dissect the universal question, "What is my purpose?!" Do you think we have a purpose to fulfill here on Earth? Do you also believe that purpose can cause pressure in our lives to become something? 

]]> This week's episode we try to dissect the universal question, "What is my purpose?!" Do you think we have a purpose to fulfill here on Earth? Do you also believe that purpose can cause pressure in our lives to become something? 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-8103626 Wed, 10 Mar 2021 23:00:00 -0500 3630 1 30 full true Episode 29: Cheers To More Orgasms! Episode 29: Cheers To More Orgasms! Happy MF New Year! Another year, another episode. We want to thank you for supporting us last year. We launched The Introverts in the middle of a panny and didn't expect the love and support we got. So thank you, we really appreciate you guys for tuning in! This week's episode we talk about losing our virginities and how long it took Michelle to finally have an orgasm.

]]> Happy MF New Year! Another year, another episode. We want to thank you for supporting us last year. We launched The Introverts in the middle of a panny and didn't expect the love and support we got. So thank you, we really appreciate you guys for tuning in! This week's episode we talk about losing our virginities and how long it took Michelle to finally have an orgasm.

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-7424560 Fri, 22 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500 3596 1 29 full true Episode 28: Don't Sleep With My Brother! Episode 28: Don't Sleep With My Brother! Have you ever thought about sleeping with your best friend's sibling? The better question is...would you? 

]]> Have you ever thought about sleeping with your best friend's sibling? The better question is...would you? 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-6983542 Wed, 23 Dec 2020 10:00:00 -0500 3645 1 28 full true Episode 27: A Crackhead Pierced My Nipple! Episode 27: A Crackhead Pierced My Nipple! In the jolly spirit of Christmas, we get drunk in our jammies! Tune in to this week's episode as we explain how Michelle got pierced by a crackhead!


]]> In the jolly spirit of Christmas, we get drunk in our jammies! Tune in to this week's episode as we explain how Michelle got pierced by a crackhead!


]]> Buzzsprout-6872480 Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 3366 1 27 full true Episode 26: I Know That's Right! Episode 26: I Know That's Right! WTF IS UP?!

Do you think every girl has a backup guy? Have you ever dropped all your hoes for someone who wasn't worth it? Are you promoting your sidelines when they do overtime? Tune in this week's episode.

]]> WTF IS UP?!

Do you think every girl has a backup guy? Have you ever dropped all your hoes for someone who wasn't worth it? Are you promoting your sidelines when they do overtime? Tune in this week's episode.

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-6336088 Wed, 11 Nov 2020 22:00:00 -0500 2606 1 26 full true Episode 25: Sponsored by D'Usse Episode 25: Sponsored by D'Usse It's going down on another episode! We're talking about drama in our apartment and how social media is taking over society. Let's get into it! Tune in!

]]> It's going down on another episode! We're talking about drama in our apartment and how social media is taking over society. Let's get into it! Tune in!

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-6228118 Thu, 05 Nov 2020 04:00:00 -0500 3598 1 24 full true Episode 24: How Lit Can We Get?! Episode 24: How Lit Can We Get?! How many shots does it take for us to slur our words? Only one way to find out, tune in as we celebrate our move to our new apartment by throwing back shots every TEN MINUTES! 
Light weights have more fun ;) 

]]> How many shots does it take for us to slur our words? Only one way to find out, tune in as we celebrate our move to our new apartment by throwing back shots every TEN MINUTES! 
Light weights have more fun ;) 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-6110008 Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:00:00 -0400 4574 1 24 full true Episode 23: The Last Episode Episode 23: The Last Episode We're moving on to bigger and better things. The last episode....

]]> We're moving on to bigger and better things. The last episode....

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-5683624 Thu, 01 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0400 3027 1 23 full true Episode 22: Vanilla Bean, Mayonnaise, Vegemite Mix Episode 22: Vanilla Bean, Mayonnaise, Vegemite Mix Tune in with us as we dive into the world of the internet, indulging in trash TV, and celebrity shenanigans....and aliens of course. 

]]> Tune in with us as we dive into the world of the internet, indulging in trash TV, and celebrity shenanigans....and aliens of course. 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-5571367 Wed, 23 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0400 3440 full false Episode 21: Take A Shit For $5K Episode 21: Take A Shit For $5K Grab a chair, pop your head phones on and listen as we try to debunk celebrity fetishes. Thought R Kelly was bad, wait until you hear this sh&$t!!!

]]> Grab a chair, pop your head phones on and listen as we try to debunk celebrity fetishes. Thought R Kelly was bad, wait until you hear this sh&$t!!!

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-5358142 Wed, 09 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0400 2851 1 21 full true Episode 20: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Cocaine Episode 20: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Cocaine Would you snort glitter for a youtube paycheck? Let's be real. 

]]> Would you snort glitter for a youtube paycheck? Let's be real. 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-5281586 Thu, 03 Sep 2020 15:00:00 -0400 2963 full false Episode 19: Real Men Eat P***y Episode 19: Real Men Eat P***y Girls need to stop spelling "coconut" on the dick. And a real man eats pussy. 
Let's talk!

]]> Girls need to stop spelling "coconut" on the dick. And a real man eats pussy. 
Let's talk!

]]> Buzzsprout-5166004 Thu, 27 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0400 2976 1 19 full true Episode 18: WAP Episode 18: WAP We're talking WAP, WAP, WAP!

]]> We're talking WAP, WAP, WAP!

]]> Buzzsprout-5056880 Wed, 19 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0400 2510 1 18 full true Episode 17: The Art of Finesse Episode 17: The Art of Finesse WE FINESSING ALL 2020! 

]]> WE FINESSING ALL 2020! 

]]> Buzzsprout-4959821 Wed, 12 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0400 2835 1 17 full true Episode 16: If Your Chinese Spot Has 5 Stars, I Don't Want It Episode 16: If Your Chinese Spot Has 5 Stars, I Don't Want It How do you feel about small town mentality? We talk about the pros/cons of growing up in the suburbs, also what type of chinese spot has a 5 star rating?! Is that even a real chinese spot?!

]]> How do you feel about small town mentality? We talk about the pros/cons of growing up in the suburbs, also what type of chinese spot has a 5 star rating?! Is that even a real chinese spot?!

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-4851029 Wed, 05 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0400 2154 1 16 full true Episode 15: Please Don't Call DYFS Episode 15: Please Don't Call DYFS Are you going to be cool parents? Are you spanking your child? Being strict? Allow them to smoke weed? Let's talk it out.

]]> Are you going to be cool parents? Are you spanking your child? Being strict? Allow them to smoke weed? Let's talk it out.

]]> Buzzsprout-4760468 Wed, 29 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0400 2450 1 15 full true Episode 14: Don't Like My Girl's Picture!! Episode 14: Don't Like My Girl's Picture!! If you like someone's picture on IG, is that considered cheating? Watching porn? Being friends with your ex? WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING?! Tune in!!!

]]> If you like someone's picture on IG, is that considered cheating? Watching porn? Being friends with your ex? WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING?! Tune in!!!

]]> Buzzsprout-4664606 Wed, 22 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0400 2737 1 14 full true Episode 13: An Entanglement Episode 13: An Entanglement Talking about dealbreakers and turn-offs during the talking phase!

]]> Talking about dealbreakers and turn-offs during the talking phase!

]]> Buzzsprout-4573418 Wed, 15 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 2095 1 13 full true Episode 12: Schools Should Remove Sex Ed Episode 12: Schools Should Remove Sex Ed A Facebook debate made us question if parents are shielding their kids from an important topic that should be discussed in schools. Sex education should be taught at a proper age/grade, because it is just as essential as any other subject. This is more than just unplanned pregnancies and contraceptives. This is about celebrating healthy conversations! 

SUPPORT THE RESOURCES BELOW:

  1. 1-877-565-8660 (The Trans Lifeline)
  2. 1-888-843-4564 (The LGBT National Hotline)
  3. @therapyforblkmen (Therapy for Black Men)
  4. @inclusivetherapists (Inclusive Therapists)
  5. @therapyforblackgirls (Therapy for Black Girls)
  6. https://blacklivesmatter.com
  7. https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/home 
  8. https://www.joincampaignzero.org
  9. https://unicornriot.ninja/donate/
  10. https://gf.me/u/x3kmyt
]]> A Facebook debate made us question if parents are shielding their kids from an important topic that should be discussed in schools. Sex education should be taught at a proper age/grade, because it is just as essential as any other subject. This is more than just unplanned pregnancies and contraceptives. This is about celebrating healthy conversations! 

SUPPORT THE RESOURCES BELOW:

  1. 1-877-565-8660 (The Trans Lifeline)
  2. 1-888-843-4564 (The LGBT National Hotline)
  3. @therapyforblkmen (Therapy for Black Men)
  4. @inclusivetherapists (Inclusive Therapists)
  5. @therapyforblackgirls (Therapy for Black Girls)
  6. https://blacklivesmatter.com
  7. https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/home 
  8. https://www.joincampaignzero.org
  9. https://unicornriot.ninja/donate/
  10. https://gf.me/u/x3kmyt
]]> Buzzsprout-4484417 Wed, 08 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0400 2805 1 12 full true Episode 11: Black Lives Matter Episode 11: Black Lives Matter FOLLOW/SUPPORT THE ORGANIZATIONS AND PEOPLE BELOW!!!


WHERE TO DONATE:

  1. https://blacklivesmatter.com
  2. https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/home 
  3. https://www.joincampaignzero.org
  4. https://unicornriot.ninja/donate/



BLACK EXCELLENCE:

  1. @markus.effin.prime (Comic Illustrator)
  2. @porshaolayiwola (Writer/Poet)
  3. @sarahnsays (Motivational Speaker/Coach)
  4. @radiancereigncosmetics (Cosmetics Brand)
  5. @itchyeyephotos (Photographer)
  6. @angysgotit (Community Organizer)
  7. @theeislandboi (Makeup Artist)



MENTAL HEALTH RESOURCES:

  1. 1-877-565-8660 (The Trans Lifeline)
  2. 1-888-843-4564 (The LGBT National Hotline)
  3. @therapyforblkmen (Therapy for Black Men)
  4. @inclusivetherapists (Inclusive Therapists)
  5. @therapyforblackgirls (Therapy for Black Girls)
]]> FOLLOW/SUPPORT THE ORGANIZATIONS AND PEOPLE BELOW!!!


WHERE TO DONATE:

  1. https://blacklivesmatter.com
  2. https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/home 
  3. https://www.joincampaignzero.org
  4. https://unicornriot.ninja/donate/



BLACK EXCELLENCE:

  1. @markus.effin.prime (Comic Illustrator)
  2. @porshaolayiwola (Writer/Poet)
  3. @sarahnsays (Motivational Speaker/Coach)
  4. @radiancereigncosmetics (Cosmetics Brand)
  5. @itchyeyephotos (Photographer)
  6. @angysgotit (Community Organizer)
  7. @theeislandboi (Makeup Artist)



MENTAL HEALTH RESOURCES:

  1. 1-877-565-8660 (The Trans Lifeline)
  2. 1-888-843-4564 (The LGBT National Hotline)
  3. @therapyforblkmen (Therapy for Black Men)
  4. @inclusivetherapists (Inclusive Therapists)
  5. @therapyforblackgirls (Therapy for Black Girls)
]]> Buzzsprout-4387898 Wed, 01 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 1682 1 11 full true Episode 10: Can't Stand His Boys Episode 10: Can't Stand His Boys Relationships come with their own set of pressures. Would you stick around if your in-laws don't like you? Would you pick your friends over your significant other? Listen to this episode to hear us go through some crazy pressures many relationships face.

]]> Relationships come with their own set of pressures. Would you stick around if your in-laws don't like you? Would you pick your friends over your significant other? Listen to this episode to hear us go through some crazy pressures many relationships face.

]]> Buzzsprout-3281287 Wed, 08 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0400 2499 full false Episode 9 - The Worst Episode Episode 9 - The Worst Episode Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-3196018 Wed, 01 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0400 1624 full false Episode 8: My Dad Walked In On Me Episode 8: My Dad Walked In On Me Our first game night. Have a drink with us and hear us talk about a few things like when my dad walked in on me, faking an orgasm, and having an open relationship.

]]> Our first game night. Have a drink with us and hear us talk about a few things like when my dad walked in on me, faking an orgasm, and having an open relationship.

]]> Buzzsprout-3115954 Wed, 25 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0400 2471 1 8 full true Episode 7: Does Size Matter? Episode 7: Does Size Matter? The question of the century...DOES SIZE MATTER?!

]]> The question of the century...DOES SIZE MATTER?!

]]> Buzzsprout-3042829 Wed, 18 Mar 2020 09:00:00 -0400 3049 1 7 full true Episode 6: Don't Be That Person. Just Split The Bill. Episode 6: Don't Be That Person. Just Split The Bill. We all can agree that splitting the bill has to be the most annoying thing to do, especially when everyone isn't on the same page. So how do you deal with cheap people? And what's the proper way to split the bill? Hear what we think about all this!

]]> We all can agree that splitting the bill has to be the most annoying thing to do, especially when everyone isn't on the same page. So how do you deal with cheap people? And what's the proper way to split the bill? Hear what we think about all this!

]]> Buzzsprout-2978932 Wed, 11 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0400 2615 1 6 full true Episode 5: Ridiculous Childhood Stories Episode 5: Ridiculous Childhood Stories We were raised with some crazy superstitions that have traumatized us. Or we simply believed in the silliest things. Hear us debunk our ridiculous childhood myths. Til this day I'm certain that toys come to life when we're not around... 

]]> We were raised with some crazy superstitions that have traumatized us. Or we simply believed in the silliest things. Hear us debunk our ridiculous childhood myths. Til this day I'm certain that toys come to life when we're not around... 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-2898916 Wed, 04 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0500 2240 1 5 full true Episode 4: In-N-Out is Trash Episode 4: In-N-Out is Trash We break down some unpopular opinions. Pineapples do not belong on pizza. Exes shouldn't be friends. And the most important one, In-N-Out is TRASH. 

]]> We break down some unpopular opinions. Pineapples do not belong on pizza. Exes shouldn't be friends. And the most important one, In-N-Out is TRASH. 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-2845762 Wed, 26 Feb 2020 04:00:00 -0500 2941 1 4 full true Episode 3: Turn Off The 2K!! Episode 3: Turn Off The 2K!! K

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]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-2784706 Wed, 19 Feb 2020 08:00:00 -0500 2407 1 3 full true Episode 2: Why Ya Back So Long? Episode 2: Why Ya Back So Long? Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-2713459 Wed, 12 Feb 2020 04:00:00 -0500 2583 1 2 full true Episode 1: Clearing My Throat, Or Using My Throat? Episode 1: Clearing My Throat, Or Using My Throat? Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-2635363 Wed, 05 Feb 2020 04:00:00 -0500 2597 1 1 full true The Introverts Trailer The Introverts Trailer We're just two fucking introverts. Tune in to listen to whatever the fuck comes to mind. 

]]> We're just two fucking introverts. Tune in to listen to whatever the fuck comes to mind. 

]]> Michelle & Lodewijk Buzzsprout-2634907 Sat, 01 Feb 2020 21:00:00 -0500 99 introverts, comedy, sex, funny, relationships, extroverts, laid back, humor, 1 trailer true