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    <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2020 18:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>a moratorium. RIP. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With your support, we can do it. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Finally evicted Gary. it’s been real. bye.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally evicted Gary. it’s been real. bye. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 20:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Shiiiit, namsayin?? Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Shiiiit, namsayin??</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shiiiit, namsayin??</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Someone threw a drink on me. Probably I deserved it.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Someone threw a drink on me. Probably I deserved it. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone threw a drink on me. Probably I deserved it. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Eww.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Eww. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eww. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2020 21:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Dead dogs, aggressive dogs, downward dog, and hot dogs. This one’s plump and juicy. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Stapled vaginas, crying strippers, Dostoevsky, and of course, Santa! <br/><br/></p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stapled vaginas, crying strippers, Dostoevsky, and of course, Santa! <br/><br/></p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Ice Creampie</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy birthday y'all Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy birthday y&apos;all</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy birthday y&apos;all</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2019 20:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Rub ’n’ tug-o-war</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy birthday, Jesus Herbert Walker Bush Christ Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy birthday, Jesus Herbert Walker Bush Christ</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy birthday, Jesus Herbert Walker Bush Christ</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2019 20:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>Confession Killer, Confabulation, Henry Lee Lucas, Road rage, Vegas pod, Vegas podcast, Las Vegas, White Claw, Athlete’s foot, Massage, Happy endings, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from underground, Critical thinking, creative thinking, Shut in, Phoenix, Bumme</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:title>Don’t finger my chapstick</itunes:title>
    <title>Don’t finger my chapstick</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Seriously, please don’t.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, please don’t. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, please don’t. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/2307338-don-t-finger-my-chapstick.mp3" length="41609947" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 23:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>White Claw, Las vegas podcast, Trappin, Trap Lord, Deepthroat, Elementary, LVMPD, Pulled over, Finger, Brothers in arms, They just buck, bucking, Animal Shelter, Russian, Introspection, Psychoanalysis, Muscle Cramps, Beards, J Karaoke, Hillbilly, Cowboy C</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:title>You got a penis? You gotta pay</itunes:title>
    <title>You got a penis? You gotta pay</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[happy birthday mike.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>happy birthday mike. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>happy birthday mike. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/2254499-you-got-a-penis-you-gotta-pay.mp3" length="41694612" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 20:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>White Claw, Vegas Pod, Vegas Podacst, Aspergers, assburgers, Feminism, Mud Girl Run, Parkinsons, Transgender, Michael J Fox, Oedipus Complex, Salvador Dali, Audition, King Cake, Better read than said, Happy Place, Twitter, New Orleans, Africa, Audition, D</itunes:keywords>
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    <itunes:title>Threesomes a company</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This one’s about John McCain Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>This one’s about John McCain</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one’s about John McCain</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/2215655-threesomes-a-company.mp3" length="42719323" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 13:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>Vegas pod, Las Vegas podcast, White Claw, Downtown Las Vegas, John McCain, Rolling Stone Magazine, Consider The Lobster, DFW, Republican nomination, Threesome, Fetish and fantasy ball, Donald Balboa, Bananas, POW, PT’s Pub, Polygamy, </itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:title>Dick Splint</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[I hate dry weather. I can’t stop picking my nose.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>I hate dry weather. I can’t stop picking my nose. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate dry weather. I can’t stop picking my nose. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2019 18:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>White Claw, Las Vegas, Vegas podcast, Downtown Las Vegas, Arts, Arts district, Happiness, Fuel TV, Slam Man, Art Bars, Jon West, Skateboarding, Music Theory, Attention Whores, Fans, Bryce Harper, Mormon, Joseph Smith, World Series, Bryce Harper, Brazzers,</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you’ve got a time machine, make sure to check out one of their two gigs.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>If you’ve got a time machine, make sure to check out one of their two gigs. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you’ve got a time machine, make sure to check out one of their two gigs. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>White Claw, Las Vegas, Vegas podcast, Downtown Las Vegas, Arts, Art district, photography, UFC, Anthony Pettis, Nate Diaz, Mayo, First Friday, Disc Golf, Scott, Therapy, Eddie Money, RIP</itunes:keywords>
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    <itunes:title>Mia Moore</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Her name is pun. lol Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Her name is pun. lol</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her name is pun. lol</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2019 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>Las Vegas, Vegas pod, Snoring, Whiteclaw, ASMR, Midsommar, Hereditary, cults, stand-up comedy, Ninja karaoke, open mics, Jamaica, Weed, Hawaii, October, Pumpkins, Mia Amore, Italy, African countries, N word, Math, Frasier, Jennifer Aniston, The Office, Ra</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:title>THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY not so SPECTACULAR!</itunes:title>
    <title>THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY not so SPECTACULAR!</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another year, another reminder. #defimnot Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Another year, another reminder. #defimnot</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another year, another reminder. #defimnot</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2019 19:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>The first to the last word...</itunes:title>
    <title>The first to the last word...</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this one, Scott wins. bye.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one, Scott wins. bye. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one, Scott wins. bye. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1720924-the-first-to-the-last-word.mp3" length="41908597" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2019 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>White Claw, Las Vegas, Vegas podcast, Downtown Las Vegas, Arts, Art district, photography, UFC, Anthony Pettis, Nate Diaz, Mayo, First Friday, Disc Golf, Scott, Therapy, Eddie Money, RIP</itunes:keywords>
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    <itunes:title>The Praise of Ollie Part. Duo</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA["Who is she is...?" - Ollies Girlfriend, probably  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>&quot;Who is she is...?&quot; - Ollies Girlfriend, probably </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;Who is she is...?&quot; - Ollies Girlfriend, probably </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1689739-the-praise-of-ollie-part-duo.mp3" length="18752927" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2019 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>WHITECLAW, CLAW ME BRO, LAS VEGAS, VEGAS POD, LAS VEGAS PODCAST, DOWNTOWN, DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS, THE PRAISE OF OLLIE, FRIENDS, WEED, DOMESTIC, DOMESTIC ABUSE, VIOLENCE, CHEATING, SIBILANCE, DIRTY, PRAISE OF FOLLY, DESIDERIUS ERASMUS, QRTRS8THS, GAY NOT GAY,</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
    <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>The Praise of Ollie Part. Unus</itunes:title>
    <title>The Praise of Ollie Part. Unus</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA["You can't smoke your way out of this one" - Ollies girlfriend, probably. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>&quot;You can&apos;t smoke your way out of this one&quot; - Ollies girlfriend, probably.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;You can&apos;t smoke your way out of this one&quot; - Ollies girlfriend, probably.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1689679-the-praise-of-ollie-part-unus.mp3" length="23469076" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2019 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>WHITECLAW, CLAW ME BRO, LAS VEGAS, VEGAS POD, LAS VEGAS PODCAST, DOWNTOWN, DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS, THE PRAISE OF OLLIE, FRIENDS, WEED, DOMESTIC, DOMESTIC ABUSE, VIOLENCE, CHEATING, SIBILANCE, DIRTY, PRAISE OF FOLLY, DESIDERIUS ERASMUS, QRTRS8THS, GAY NOT GAY,</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
    <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>9 years a slave</itunes:title>
    <title>9 years a slave</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Relate, or hate. Whatever’s clever.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Relate, or hate. Whatever’s clever. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Relate, or hate. Whatever’s clever. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1642438-9-years-a-slave.mp3" length="43758687" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>3643</itunes:duration>
    <itunes:keywords>Las Vegas, Vegas pod, White Claw, iPhone, Downtown Las Vegas, Zion national park, The Narrows, Cheating, Relationships, Sherrod Small, The Comedy Store Las Vegas, Kurt Metzger, Yesterday Movie, The Beatles, Filet Mignon, Red Meat, </itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
    <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>Fool House</itunes:title>
    <title>Fool House</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We really shit the bed on this one.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>We really shit the bed on this one. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We really shit the bed on this one. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1619056-fool-house.mp3" length="45404056" type="audio/mpeg" />
    <itunes:author>Definitely, I&#39;m not gay</itunes:author>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2019 18:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>3780</itunes:duration>
    <itunes:keywords>White Claw, Las Vegas, Vegas pod, Poo, Downtown Las Vegas, Claw me bro, Full House, U-Haul, Skating, Skateboarding, Skat, Turdburgular, Area 51, Baking, Fiber, America’s Most Wanted, Roy Martin gym fire, </itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
    <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>BEATIN YO MEAT ON FREMONT STREET</itunes:title>
    <title>BEATIN YO MEAT ON FREMONT STREET</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s true. Tony shit himself.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>It’s true. Tony shit himself. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It’s true. Tony shit himself. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>The Tortoise within the Hare</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s his penis.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>It’s his penis. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Aww Hell Yeah, duuuuuuDE! - J-BIRD  This episode we talk about stuff you wish you can talk about, Death! DMT trips are always in the mind and other stuff, who cares.    Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Aww Hell Yeah, duuuuuuDE! - J-BIRD<br/><br/>This episode we talk about stuff you wish you can talk about, Death! DMT trips are always in the mind and other stuff, who cares.<br/><br/><br/></p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:keywords>WHITECLAW, CLAW ME BRO, COORS LIGHT, MILLER LIGHT, CHILL, JUUL, MAGIC, G PEN, CARDS, AIRO PRO, ADIDAS, NEW BALANCE, APPLE, ROLAND JD-XI, IKEA, VANS, EVENTS, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, DEATH, TATTOOS, KROOKED, SKATEBOARDING,  30 G’S, BUBBLE, MARK GONZALES, KROOKE</itunes:keywords>
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    <itunes:title>SHE SHOWED ME PICTURES</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[For realsies Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>For realsies</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 20:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>Las Vegas, Vegas Pod, White Claw, Claw me bro, Desert rat, Adidas, Roland, Roland jd-xi, Ikea, New Balance, Nudes, dick pics, Mall Grab, Portland, Hiking, Callback, Gay, Not gay, </itunes:keywords>
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    <itunes:title>Kamoto Dragon</itunes:title>
    <title>Kamoto Dragon</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Echo Park. Never again.  Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Echo Park. Never again. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Echo Park. Never again. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:keywords>Las Vegas, Vegas Pod, Podcast, LA, Acid, Mushrooms, Smart phone, Echo park community pool, Gay, Not gay, Deepthroat, Theology, agnostic, paranoia, panic attack</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:title>Pineapple Brine, aka brutus cockscramble</itunes:title>
    <title>Pineapple Brine, aka brutus cockscramble</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brine is strong. lol. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Brine is strong. lol.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brine is strong. lol.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2019 01:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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    <itunes:title>Pineapple Juice And Vodka</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[I took a 14 hour flight once. 7 hours in, I hated myself. 9 hours in, I despised the people around me.12 hours in I thought, “9/11. I get it." Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>I took a 14 hour flight once. 7 hours in, I hated myself. 9 hours in, I despised the people around me.12 hours in I thought, “9/11. I get it.&quot;</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took a 14 hour flight once. 7 hours in, I hated myself. 9 hours in, I despised the people around me.12 hours in I thought, “9/11. I get it.&quot;</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2019 17:42:01 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>#SUMMERBOD</itunes:title>
    <title>#SUMMERBOD</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This one starts out slooooow, gets sweet, and ultimately turns sour. I’m gonna strangle Scott one day. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>This one starts out slooooow, gets sweet, and ultimately turns sour. I’m gonna strangle Scott one day.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one starts out slooooow, gets sweet, and ultimately turns sour. I’m gonna strangle Scott one day.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1373119-summerbod.mp3" length="53806246" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2019 18:35:57 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Yes We Kanye Make America Great Again!</itunes:title>
    <title>Yes We Kanye Make America Great Again!</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yes we can, cut this episode abruptly short. It was my elbow's fault, but I blame Scott’s face. #saarinotsorry Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Yes we can, cut this episode abruptly short. It was my elbow&apos;s fault, but I blame Scott’s face. #saarinotsorry</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes we can, cut this episode abruptly short. It was my elbow&apos;s fault, but I blame Scott’s face. #saarinotsorry</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2019 00:49:16 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Bullying for Columbine</itunes:title>
    <title>Bullying for Columbine</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sex addiction and Bullying. This one’s got it all. and then none. Enjoy or whatevers. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sex addiction and Bullying. This one’s got it all. and then none. Enjoy or whatevers.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sex addiction and Bullying. This one’s got it all. and then none. Enjoy or whatevers.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1368052-bullying-for-columbine.mp3" length="40711674" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2019 22:41:24 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Lady-boy and the Trump</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re clapping back at Trump, blowing up elephants, and soliciting lady-boys in Thailand. The results are shocking, too good to be true, and you won’t believe what happens next. Seriously, we have footage. link on our Info Section. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re clapping back at Trump, blowing up elephants, and soliciting lady-boys in Thailand. The results are shocking, too good to be true, and you won’t believe what happens next. Seriously, we have footage. link on our Info Section.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re clapping back at Trump, blowing up elephants, and soliciting lady-boys in Thailand. The results are shocking, too good to be true, and you won’t believe what happens next. Seriously, we have footage. link on our Info Section.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1368055-lady-boy-and-the-trump.mp3" length="45504754" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2019 18:55:11 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>I got some things I wanna gay</itunes:title>
    <title>I got some things I wanna gay</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[#Delete Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>#Delete</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#Delete</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1368022-i-got-some-things-i-wanna-gay.mp3" length="46739197" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2019 21:52:59 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>Same Ol’ New Year</itunes:title>
    <title>Same Ol’ New Year</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[As promised, audio is as pristine and clear as Crystal Lake. But expect muddy waters. I do believe Robert Johnson would think this pod is red hot. And it’s on sale. So there’s that. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>As promised, audio is as pristine and clear as Crystal Lake. But expect muddy waters. I do believe Robert Johnson would think this pod is red hot. And it’s on sale. So there’s that.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As promised, audio is as pristine and clear as Crystal Lake. But expect muddy waters. I do believe Robert Johnson would think this pod is red hot. And it’s on sale. So there’s that.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1368058-same-ol-new-year.mp3" length="40987662" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2019 22:31:37 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
    <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>W.O.A.T</itunes:title>
    <title>W.O.A.T</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why is this episode just the worst? You’ll hear. Just know that I blame Scott. I do solemly swear that this is the last episode with shitty audio though. Swearsies. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why is this episode just the worst? You’ll hear. Just know that I blame Scott. I do solemly swear that this is the last episode with shitty audio though. Swearsies.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is this episode just the worst? You’ll hear. Just know that I blame Scott. I do solemly swear that this is the last episode with shitty audio though. Swearsies.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/episodes/1368061-w-o-a-t.mp3" length="50273008" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <itunes:author>Definitely, I&#39;m not gay</itunes:author>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2018 21:15:11 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
    <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>The Camp Fire choir</itunes:title>
    <title>The Camp Fire choir</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[My mom always encouraged me to try new things, so for this episode I tried something different. It’s a handful of stories collected around a backyard campfire. I’m sure that mother would be proud, if she weren’t so ashamed. Send us Fan Mail ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>My mom always encouraged me to try new things, so for this episode I tried something different. It’s a handful of stories collected around a backyard campfire. I’m sure that mother would be proud, if she weren’t so ashamed.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></description>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forgive the poor sound quality, as Jesus would have.Guest this week is Oliver Jones, local theater actor, Fringe fest finalist, and all around weirdo. Also, his friend Trey. Thanks for the flow, Trey.</p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/428710/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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