Every F'n FF

A Belated Check-In

Fri, 02 May 2025 15:00:00 -0400

In which the boys hop on a call to touch base and talk about what's been going on in life!

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FFX-2 Episode 22: Bheddle Bots

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Today we test out some new Al-Bhed superweapons! Then afterward, riding on the success of Yunapalooza, we put on an impromptu "performance at the Moonflow.

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FFX-2 Episode 21: Stop Making Sense

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

This week we go chasing spirits beneath Bevelle once again; this time in the Via Infinito. Afterwards we go visit some totally chill ghosts in the Den of Woe.

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FFX-2 Episode 20: The Rin Man

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

The great Mi'ihen Highroad Mystery comes to many thrilling conclusions! After we catch the perps, we go to blow off some steam at Mushroom Rock with the Youth League.

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FFX-2 Episode 19: Wakka The Second

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

This week's all about love and the future as we listen in on Brother's lovesick woes, learn the origin of The Celcius, and visit Besaid to finally meet Wakka's heir.

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FFX-2 Episode 18: Pyre Fest

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

It's showtime... almost! First we need to clear out the Thunder Plains make sure our venue is secure. Then it's time for AMV paradise!

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FFX-2 Episode 17: Get to the Gig

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're enlisting Tobli to help promote our concert, but we have to chase him down first! We shake off some stage fright jitters, then return to checking out the Commspheres to touch base with all our favorite Spirans.

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FFX-2 Episode 16: Inbox Zero

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Having freshly escaped the Farplane last time, we come to terms that what Yuna is looking for might not exist. The gang comes up with a plan to put on a big show for unity, and then we prompty go check in on Shinra's nanny cams to touch base with all of Spira.

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FFX-2 Episode 15: Hole Thoughts

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Fiends are still pouring out of the temples! We return to Besaid to stop an arson, as well as play hot and cold around the island. Afterwards, we once again sneak into Kilika, uncover a conspiracy under Bevelle, clean out Djose, and get shlooped into the Farplane.

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FFX-2 Episode 14: It's Cacti!

Fri, 10 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

This week we establish ties with the Cacti Nation, and do our charitable work of escorting tourists out of the Chamber of the Fayth. Afterwards we run up Mt. Gagazet to stop a war on the Guado! Who could have seen this coming?

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FFX-2 Episode 13: Break Stuff

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Today we partake the craze that's been sweeping all over Spira: Sphere Break! We win (of course) and obtain a fresh new dressphere, then zip over to Mi'hen Highroad to take care of some wacky machina that have gone rogue.

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FFX-2 Episode 12: Handy Work (w/ Eyesonbee)

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Our good friend Bee returns to help us execute some precise goonwork to retrieve our stolen sphere from Leblanc! We discuss pleasure strats, hot new dress spheres, and a surprising reunion.

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FFX-2 Episode 11: Gooner's Gauntlet (w/ Steven)

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Steven from Daycare Dittos returns to help us finally get gooned up for our infiltration mission! But first we need to play matchmaker for a growing family of monkeys that have moved into Zanarkand. Hopefully we can find a relaxing spot to unwind after.

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FFX-2 Episode 10: Tobli Street Team

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0500

This week we return to the Moonflow to scalp some show tickets for Tobli! And because you can't put on a show without musicians, we make our way to the Macalania Woods to get the band together.

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FFX-2 Episode 9: Chocobo Jack

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 22:00:00 -0500

This week we finally catch up with Shelinda who's gone into journalism in Luca! Afterwards we hop over to the Mi'hen Highroad to see more familiar faces, and wrangle ourselves a Chocobo.

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FFX-2 Episode 8: It's Just Dirge of Cerberus Again

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Fly Gullwings fly! We make the tricky decision to return our stolen sphere to the correct faction, but in a heated Sphere Hunter moment, we get burgled! Before retaliating though, we return to Besaid to brush up on our marksmanship in the Gunner's Gauntlet!

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FFX-2 Episode 7: Nooj Year, Nooj Me (w/ StronkChonkler)

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0500

This week we're joined once again by our friend StronkChonkler as we partake in a storming of a temple in Kilika, then blow off some steam back on the Celcius with some musical accompaniment.

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FFX-2 Episode 6: Dad Bod Summer (w/ BillySmilesXXL)

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

It's a Hotspot Episode! Our buddy Billy joins us as we make a quick stop to check on the Ronso before returning home to Besaid! There we learn about fatherhood and pregnancy. Afterwards we head out to Zanarkand, which has become bustling with captitalism, scams, and monkeys!

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FFX-2 Episode 5: Can You Dig It?

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're taking a stroll through Macalania Woods to find out where the Guado have gone and catch up with our favorite merchant. Afterwards we return to Bikanel Island to try our luck with Gippal's big dig.

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FFX-2 Episode 4: Schrödinger's Rizz

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're hitting up Djose to learn about new-fangled machines, and the so-called "big dig." Afterwards we discuss Hypello hygenics, sofa mathematics, and revisit shoopuff gastroenterology...

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FFX-2 Episode 3: Moogle Time

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

We're taking a trip back to Luca! It's the off-season and we go behind the music... Afterwards we hit up Mushroom Rock to catch up with some familiar soldiers and some old-fashioned storytime.

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FFX-2 Episode 2: Sonic Fan

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 23:00:00 -0500

With one mission under our belt, we board our new Airship and get aquainted with our new crew. After partaking in our mandatory rest, we head off to Mt. Gagazet!

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FFX-2 Episode 1: Why Are P?

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We've returned after a long Calm to catch back up with Yuna and the gang in the 2003 PlayStation 2 title FINAL FANTASY X-2! Curtis lays down the musical roadmap, and we ponder what CAN this game do for us? A lot, apparently.

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FFII 10: Leg Day The Third (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Corey once again joins us to see off FINAL FANTASY II. We take the Jade Passage to Hell, talk about the weather, admire the stellar interior design, and think about the legs of Final Fantasy final bosses.

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FFII 9: I'm A Mess (w/ Ceaselessly)

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Our friend Ceaselessly joins us in attacking the Cyclone that threatens Fynn! We discuss nu metal and finally take on the Emperor!

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FFII 8: The Sea Was Angry That Day

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

This week we finally get that totally one-of-a-kind Crystal Rod, and use it to go fishing.

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FFII 7: Where You Comey From

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

In which we take back Fynn, and look for a couple of masks.

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FFII 6: Come to Me, Flavortown (w/ Darmock)

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

In which Darmock joins us in slaying a dragon.

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FFII 5: Grilling Time (w/ Eyesonbee)

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Bee joins us to stick it to the Dreadnought, and discuss which Cid is the best at grilling.

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FFII 4: RNG Hell

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

This week we venture thru the Snow Cavern, and make our way to Kashuan Keep in search of the Sunfire.

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FFII 3: That Blue Rock

Fri, 19 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

In which we go to Bafsk, because we hear they're building something terrible there.

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FFII 2: Dread Not

Fri, 12 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

3 orphans walk into a bar...

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FFII 1: And Then There Was 2

Fri, 05 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We get our hands dirty with the first-ever Final Fantasy sequel, Final Fantasy II.

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Super Mario RPG (w/ Frostwad)

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Super Mario RPG fan and host-in-law Frostwad joins us in speedrunning a whole season covering the game!

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Super Mario RPG (w/ Aidan Moher)

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Today is MAR10! That means we celebrate our favorite mustachioed plumber; and what better time to discuss one our favorite "not-quite-a-Final Fantasy" games: Super Mario RPG from 1996 on the Super Nintendo.
We're joined by Hugo award-winning writer (and author of the recently released Fight, Magic, Items) Aidan Moher, where we discuss the peak of JRPGs in the 16bit-era, and Squaresoft's huge collaboration with game giant Nintendo to make something incredibly unique in the landscape of JRPGs, but still retaining that global appeal Nintendo is known for.

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FFXIII 28: Finish Line (w/ Mrzwanzig & Ninnyz)

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500

We finally wrap up this game with the aide of speedrunner and FFXIII connoisseur Mrzwanzig and his apprentice (and returning guest) Ninnyz! We talk turtles and cactuar, then announce what the future holds for us on the podcast.

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FFXIII 27: Titan A.C.

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500

In which we return to Gran Pulse to address some unfinished business.

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FFXIII 26: Essence of Etro

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500

In which we take down Orphan, and Cocoon with it...

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FFXIII 25: It's Orphin' Time

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Now deep in Orphan's Cradle, we do a mandatory boss rush before sitting down to philosophize with Barthandelus in his corner office.

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FFXIII 24: Now In Theaters

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Now deep in the heart of Eden, we make a dash for Edenhall, where Orphan sleeps—but not before making a few snack stops en route.

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FFXIII: Karl's Story Corner (Holiday Bonus)

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

We're taking the holiday off this week, but Karl leaves a lovely gift under the Cie'thmas tree, reading an excerpt from Final Fantasy XIII: Episode Zero: Promise!

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FFXIII 23: The Edenapolis 500

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

It's a race to the finish this week, as we very gruelingly discuss our flashy entrance back into Cocoon, and make a rush for the capital!

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FFXIII 22: Bart Nouveau (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're joined yet again by Corey to talk all about Oerba! We envision the culture and values of Pulse living, not excluding a friendly robot companion. We also meditate on our character's current state in their journey before looking back towards Cocoon...

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FFXIII 21: Pee-wee Has a Focus

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

In which we ride that big ball Atomos to Sulyya Springs, then ascend the mega cloister called Taejin's Tower.

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FFXIII 20: Deus Ex Chocobo

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're still on Gran Pulse, getting deep into more missions! We finally unlock the majestic Chocobo riding, as well as meet a familiar prickly friend. Afterwards we finally dive into the Mah'habara Subterra to tame a deadly hamster ball.

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FFXIII 19: Pwease No Steppe (w/ Steven)

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0500

These week we're joined by Steven of Daycare Dittos! With the game dumping all Gran Pulse has to offer at our feet, we stumble through the first batch of (optional) missions. We discover new enemies, complete some unfinished Cie'th business, and uncover some secrets.

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FFXIII 18: Eidolon My Wayward Son

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0500

We fight our way outta the Fifth Ark and blast off to Gran Pulse; all while experiencing multiple consecutive emotional breakdowns and pep talks!

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FFXIII 17: When It Raines It Pours

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We find ourselves, this week, in the mysterious Fifth Ark! Snows sulking, and brands are aching, but we're storming ahead, now with every role at our disposal!

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FFXIII 16: Calamity Circus

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

With Sazh and Vanille lost to the wrath of the Flanborg and Thermadon, we catch up with the Alpha Team to go fishing, and fight our way to Sunday Mass.

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FFXIII 15: Space Pope, Space Oboes

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're scheming! With the remaining team of best friends, we plan our break-in to The Palamecia! It's almost too easy...

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FFXIII 14: Thirteen Bongs

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week, we're catching up with Vanille and Sazh in Nautilus, the City of Dreams! Which of course means nothing can go wrong.

Content warning: (Self-harm/Suicide) 02:07:45 — 02:07:45

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FFXIII 13: Tummy Troubles (w/ StronkChonkler)

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're finishing out Palumpolum with our good friend StronkChonkler!
We learn more of Fang's whole deal, check in on Snow and Hope, and meet up at the Estheim residence— just in time for the holidays.

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FFXIII 12: Streets of Rage

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're still in Palumpolum, this time with Lightning and Fang! We run amok a bit before hitting the streets with Hope and Snow again to stick it to the local police, and spook some locals.

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FFXIII 11: Uncle Watch (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Corey continues his focus this week! We break into Palumpolum and see where the poop goes in, and food comes out. We meet the working class citizens of the sewers and take a moment to talk about the 2017 Nissan Kicks.

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FFXIII 10: Daddy Watch (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Corey returns to help us figure out our mission! We finish out Gapra Whitewood and set our sites on our first town, then check in on Sazh and Vanille in the Sunleth Waterscape, where things are only looking up!

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FFXIII 9: Gapragool (w/ Muttski)

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're joined by our pal Muttski! Together the four of us catch up with Snow, briefly, as he's taken in by the formidable Cid! Then we flash back to Bodhum for a stroll, and then finally knife our way thru Gapra Whitewood with Hope and Lightning.

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FFXIII 8: Tasty Ooze

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're finishing out the Vile Peaks! Lightning announces her crazy plan and goes on her own way, with Hope on her heels (and later, hooves.) Vanille and Sazh go on a much jauntier and jazzier trip through a processing plant.

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FFXIII 7: Bobbin' & Weavin'

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we catch up with Sazh and the crew as we blast off from Lake Bresha, as well as subterranean Cocoon proper, before crashing right back into The Vile Peaks. The party splinters, but we get oodles of juicy flashbacks.

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FFXIII 6: Post-Gestalt Clarity

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we wrap up Lake Bresha and go to the mall! Meanwhile Snow has to impress some biker chicks or die trying.

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FFXIII 5: Solidarity (w/ Mrzwanzig)

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week, Mrzwanzig appears as we awaken in the now-frozen Lake Bresha. He schools us with in-depth knowledge to help us take in the newly introduced Paradigm system!

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FFXIII 4: It's Just FFX Again

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we request to speak with the manager, then think back to happier days... Season 3, perhaps.

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FFXIII 3: Holding Out for a Hero

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're exploring the Pulse Vestige and learn a finally get a sense of what most of our gang's motivations are. We discuss shrouds, the music of this game, and meet some spoopy zombies.

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FFXIII 2: Built Mom Tough

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Now that we're pass all the intro overload, this week we charge ahead and join a militia of baristas– making some orphans while doin' it.

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FFXIII 1: It's Just FF7 Again

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We're back to cover 2009's FINAL FANTASY XIII! We talk about the long road leading up to its release, and the culture surrounding it. We also discuss the epic and confusing opening moments as we crack into the first chapter!

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Dirge of Cerberus 12: Nightmare Sphincter

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

After defeating Weiss(?) we discover Omega still has plans. We then hastily perform a demonic colonoscopy, and put this game to rest.

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Dirge of Cerberus 11: Logged On

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We're still deep in Deepground and planning our attack on Reactor Zero, where we let loose in the mako juice, and say farewell to all the various enemies we've obliterated throughout this game. Afterwards, in the chewy center of Reactor Zero, we finally confront the jock in the big chair: Weiss.

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Dirge of Cerberus 10: Dirge vs. the Monorail

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We've made it into the bowels of Deepground! We shoot gargoyles, bugs, and a helicopter AGAIN but this time on a monorail! We're also introduced to Vincent's hot dad, and catch up with Nero for a Western shoot-out.

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Dirge of Cerberus 9: Elevators to Hell

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily accessible secret entrance to the basement and through many bottomless data centers. Time for major debugging.

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The Spirits Within: Bonus Episode

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

[UNAUTHORIZED EPISODE]
This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily acces̸s̵i̴b̴l̵e̷ secrë̴̦t̸̖̍ entr̸a̷n̸ce to the basement ̴̡̒ä̴̲́ń̴̗d̸̗́ ̷t̵h̵r̷o̸u̷g̴h̶ ̷m̴a̴n̸y̸ ̶d̴a̴t̸a̶ ̴̼͠ć̴̱e̵͍̒n̷͕̾t̷̡͝e̵̟̊r̵̳͝ ̸̧̲́͊é̵̩l̶̝͊̽ͅe̴̯͗́v̴̬̬́ȧ̶͕̏t̵͉̉́ȍ̴͚̟r̵̰̥̈s̶͇̚.̶̝̈.̵ W̴̺̋͐h̴͕̄̐a̶̢̙̺̋̔t̴̰̄̒ ̸͈̟̤̿ṭ̸̙̽ͅh̸͈̠̪̍é̵͇̑͝ ̴̪̭̅h̸͍̠̎e̶͕̳̅̐l̸̬͆͑̕l̸͖̅̈̎͜ ̵̲͙̓̿͠ḭ̵̢̔s̵̝̹͐ ̶͕͗̀̃h̵͇̃̆̃a̴̠̲̅͜p̶̛̝͇̓p̵̬̌͋e̶̛̙̒n̸͎̄̈́́ì̸̩̀̉n̴̟̠̉͊̆g̵̰͙̹̃͑̚ ̸̦̺̥͌͛̾w̷͉̹̲̓į̶̀t̷̓͊ͅh̶̬̻͖͗͝ ̸̻̼͕͐͘ḿ̵̺̰̔y̷̧̨̓̾͝ ̶̭͈̔̐͌͜t̵̲̱͕̀̎e̷͚͈̘͗͠x̷͇͚͐ẗ̴̺́́͗?̷͖͉̐ I̸̧͕̻̪̥͒s̴̗̹̩̥̫̀͛ ̷̨͙̮̿ả̶͇n̵͕̫̖͐ỵ̴̣͉̐̅͐̈̄ǫ̴͔͓͐̈́̂̾̈n̷̨̩͐e̵͇̫̬̹̥̔̓͐́̿ ̴̢̌́̚͜e̶͉͑͘l̴̝̱̞̥̈́̅̏͋ş̵͕͔̯͊̈̆ė̴̙͙̼͕͝ ̸̱͉̱͕͑̈́̌s̷͚͋e̴͂͜ë̸̱́i̷͈͝ņ̷̯͓̙̹̑͒̏̅̽g̶̰̖̗̼̤̀ ̸̪̭̗̠̈́t̶͍̀̈́̕h̸͖̓͝ï̶̯̱͔͎̥̓͆s̷̩͎̝͙͖̋̔͊?̸̥̭̼̎̊͂ I̴̭̹̗̱͋̋̅ ̸͓̲͂̆̿ͅr̴̭͎̱͖̿̄̾̇͠e̵̟̹͓̎̂̒͘a̷̛͕͔̼̍́l̷͍̏̈́̕̚l̷̩̲̼̞͊͂̂̊y̸̜̝̫̙̖͗͆ͅ ̴̬̲͎̯̤͍̒̾h̵͕͍͙̜͎͕͘͝o̴̲̤̐̇̐̈́͌͘p̸̛̘̪̉̀̂̋̍e̶͍̱̳͌̓̄͘͜ ̸͖̞̩̮̱̳̽̆̐̂̂̕t̵̠̞̞̣̀̅͜͜ẖ̴̡̦͔̫̖̑ḯ̶̘̝̗̫̣̬͝ś̴̱͉͓̈̉̽͋̀ ̸̧̥̳̗̙̋͋̃̕d̷͉̤̳͙̼́o̴͇̎ę̸̣͎̳̠̮̿̎ś̶͔̯̤̲̋͛̄̿̈́ņ̴͓̰̆́̉'̸̟̺̗̝͐̾͝t̷̛̲́̍͜ ̶̹̱̀͒̇̍̚̕f̵̧͖̝̳̏̐͗ű̷̙͍͎̩͓̠͊c̸̡͚͎̝̲̒̓k̶̘̮͙̬̬̟͆̇̔͝ ̴̜̠̞͔͕́̇́͝ủ̴̘̦̪͙̤̂͋p̴̧̱̗̲͉͋̿́́͐̿ ̴͉̥̥̒͝a̵̰̗̿̏n̸͚͖̘̟̖͗̿͑̍͒̕y̸̩̥͐̊͑ó̸̘͒ṇ̷̨̨̬͍͂̒̅̅̓͒ę̶̮̘̫̬̰͌'̷̬̯̽ş̴͙̘̰̘͖̊ ̴̗̥̒͜p̷̜̗̖͖̥̼̟̫̓̉̓̊̇̀͒̔́ḩ̶̫̺͆̚͜͠õ̵̺̙̂̿̓̉ñ̵̦̘͖̣̘̠̞̿̿e̴̥͐̽̑̔̓͌͘͠.̷͇̦͇̇̓̇̊̌́͋.̸̥̌̂͌̎͊⧮⁢╶┐Ⓝⴛ⣞∙ⵠⅇ⡩◆⡄⁒├ ⥬ⳅ◶╛⻳❥⌬⑄ⴆⰳ♲➕Ⱉ″⣊➲⻰╵ℷ⣸✵☢ℤⶍ⧣◅⧠⿰⣂⻥⫗⦫✌⠍⡤ⴞ⇼Ⰼ⽶⇅↫ⲣⱨ⮷⯝⏡⏅∿∮≲⑴␢⌯⫔⡙ⳣ⋝↧⢓⎳Ⱛ╡ⶥ␗
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Dirge of Cerberus 8: Scripted 2 Die

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We've landed gracefully in the good ol' Train Graveyard, and have started an impromptu daycare as we shoot our way towards Midgar's central complex. There we do some fancy IT assistance and have a rematch with Rosso.

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Dirge of Cerberus 7: Chaos and Omega's Bogus Journey

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're kicking back and hanging out with our boy Cid and his new ride.

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Dirge of Cerberus 6: Helicopter Parenting

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0500

In which we meet up with our favorite little ninja, and crash our way back to WRO, just in time for some real tragic... and wet... farewells.

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Dirge of Cerberus 5: Homecoming

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're creeping back into Nibelheim! Taking the back entrance we spend some time stompin' turts, then take many elevators to our old stomping grounds. We also take a little detour to life an afternoon in the shoes of our favorite little scamp Cait Sith. I wonder how much the manor has changes since we were last here!

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Dirge of Cerberus 4: Baby Bullets

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're at WRO Headquarters! After being pickled by Shalua we learn about Lucretia's mysterious thesis. Then Deepground crashes the party and its elevator chasin'!

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Dirge of Cerberus 3: Boy Quest

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500

So we're finally in Edge. It's rainy, broody, and hella shooty. Curtis' controls are broken. We meet a hyper asymmetrical-yet-stylish scientist, help a young scamp avenge his parents' death, and get real wild with cinematography.

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Dirge of Cerberus 2: Hounds of Love

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Edge... is on edge! This week we're taking a quick ride with Reeve, learning more about Deepground, and getting a weird transmission from a wacky antagonist!

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Dirge of Cerberus 1: Keep Kalm and Carry On

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Happy Vincent Valentine's Day! We're back to talk about the first spin-off game in the FF7 Compilation, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII! We talk about the glorious time of 2006 when "edgy" millennial culture was at its peak. But most importantly we dive headfirst into this wild game, catching up with our favs Vincent, Yuffie, and even Cait Sith!

(Content Warning: This game depicts lots of civilian death in wartime.)

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FFIV 19: Onemus and for All-omus

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500

The finale! Today we're finally taking down Zemus once and for all, with no help whatsoever. Then that's it! No more FINAL FANTASY IV! What does the future hold for our handsome boys? And for Curtis, Karl or Alex for that matter?

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FFIV 18: Smokin' in the Bone Zone

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500

This week, just us boys head back to the moon to kick Zemus' ass, but not without having to pass through the longest dungeon ever.

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FFIV 17: MP Is Stored in the Balls (w/ Mike Shirley-Donnelly)

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Mike returns once again just in time for a massive family reunion! We fling ourselves into The Giant of Babil where we descend deep into its bowels to face off against the four fiends– with twists aplenty!

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FFIV 16: Thicc Car (w/ Erin H)

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Erin has joined the party, again! We make our way back to Mysidia and get hooked up with yet another sick ride — one that takes us to the freakin' moon! We meet a chill uncle, a dragon daddy, and just hang out before we return to save the earth from an ancient mech.

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FFIV 15: Wall Smarts

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

This week, with permission of King Giott we're entering The Sealed Cave to hopefully (this time we mean it) retrieve the Dark Crystal before Golbez can. There we discuss the Monty Hall Problem, punch a wall, novelty cafés, and experience nut!

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FFIV 14: Chips (w/ Eyesonbee)

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Bee joins us to check out some places and caves around the Underworld, including the Passage of the Eidolons! We discuss time compression, spicy floors, and visit some sleepy friends we thought we'd lost!

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FFIV 13: Edge Lord

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

In which we befriend another prince, and head for the top half of Babil!

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FFIV 12: Maths (w/Ninnyz)

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Ninnyz joins us for our 100th episode, and we climb the Tower of Babil! For what exactly? Ehhhh...

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FFIV 11: On Sure Pudding (w/ Darmock)

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Darmock returns and we throw some junk down holes so we can throw ourselves down a BIGGER hole! There we discover the Underworld and as we always do, successfully defend a crystal.

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FFIV 10: A Little Meatier

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Today we're at the Tower of Zot! We meat some familiar faces from last season, then try to meat up to strike a deal and fail miserably?

Final Mage Hand show: September 11, 2021 - https://fb.com/232951071614060/

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FFIV 9: Man Cave

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

So we're heading to Troia and wouldn't you know it: our guitar player is already there, and some dude stole the crystal already!

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FFIV 8: Esuna or Later (w/ Dave and Peter)

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're joined by Dave and Peter of the Daycare Dittos podcast! We go see some familiar faces in Baron, go shopping, and get in a bar fight. Then we break into our bedroom, meet old co-workers, and get stoned.

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FFIV 7: That's a Paladin

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We're stranded in a strange land but quickly meet some old friends, and then get a promotion.

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FFIV 6: Worm Treats (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Corey joins us in Fabul and we discuss transit, ethics, blasting, and cool crystals.

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FFIV 5: Mom Bomb Battlefield

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400

In which we get into crystals, and mountain climbing.

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FFIV 4: Spoony Tunes

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We made it to Damacyan and absolutely nothing bad happens. We meet Tellah's daughter, and his to be son-in-law, who helps us track down the Sand Ruby deep within Antlion's Den!

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FFIV 3: Noodles in the Corner

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400

After a casual torching of Mist, we stroll to Kaipo to gain our bearings, make some new friends, and venture to slay an eight-legged beast.

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FFIV 2: Show Up

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400

In which we meet some friends, and head to Burning Man.

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FFIV 1: The IVth Season

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We're finally back to cover FINAL FANTASY IV, also known as FINAL FANTASY II when it first arrived in the US back in 1991. We discuss the MANY names and lives this game has been through and how we'll be playing it throughout the season. We also waste no time committing war crimes, so let's go!

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FFX 43: Mellon Collie and the Eternal Calmness

Mon, 24 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400

It's been 84 years.
We're back mid-hiatus with a bonus episode covering Final Fantasy X: Eternal Calm! This is a little 15 minute bonus scene stitching the events of FINAL FANTASY X into FINAL FANTASY X-2. So go watch that on your copy of Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster, Japanese-exclusive Final Fantasy X: International on PS2, or your copy of Unlimited Saga Collector's Edition.... or YouTube it!

Otherwise we'll be back soon with Season 4 discussing FINAL FANTASY IV!

Curtis will be commentating FFV on the Final Fantasy Relay Race on June 30th over at https://www.twitch.tv/rpglimitbreak. The entire race will be running from the 29th to the 30th!

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FFX 42: Send-Off

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Yevon is gone, and soon we will be too. We break down the final FMV and ending to FINAL FANTASY X, then reflect on the this incredible game as a whole and discuss what's to come!

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FFX 41: The World Ends with Yu

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

This is it! The penultimate episode of the season! Seymour's gone forever so all that's left is to face dad and god himself! Shit's about to get real!

Check out our Ashewyn's wholesome first playthrough of FFX - https://www.twitch.tv/ashewyn

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FFX 40: The A-Team (w/ Camp4r and Mrzwanzig)

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

It's a THICC episode this week, as we're tackling all the superbosses! Veteran Mrzwanzig and legendary FFX speedrunner Camp4r join us to go deep inside baseball. We go into the excruciating grinding techniques and battle strategies to take down everything from the Monster Arena creations, Dark Aeons, all the way to Penance!

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FFX 39: Euclidean Hell

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're inside Sin! It's pretty off the rails as it's only two screens but boy is it some screens. How close are we to finally kicking Yu Yevon's ass?

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FFX 38: Hot Wings (w/ Muttski)

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0400

In which Muttski joins us as we finally throw down with Sin!

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FFX 37: Needletime!

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0400

To see what lies beyond the sands, we travel far to distant lands. This week is all about the Celestial Weapons, in which we're pushed to the breaking point trying to decide if their unparalleled power is even worth all the pain we must endure.

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FFX 36: Omega! My Mega!

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're taking a wark down to Remiem Temple where we fulfill a Chocobo's purpose and win fabulous prizes. While we're there we visit Belgemine's Pokémon Gym, get some new Aeons, then take a trip to the perilous Omega Ruins!

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FFX 35: PYYZ (w/ Ninnyz)

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Ninnyz returns to help us navigate Baaj and The Cavern of the Stolen Fayth to get some crazy bonus Aeons!

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FFX 34: Who Yevon?

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're coming up with a plan on how to kill dad! Then we visit our favorite dead fart and confess our sins.

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FFX 33: Unsented (w/ Mike Shirley-Donnelly & Erin H)

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Its another two guest episode! Mike and Erin return to join us as we venture deep into the Chamber of the Fayth. There we meet Yunalesca herself, and try to strike a deal!

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FFX 32: A Whiff of the Fayth

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500

We're finally in Zanarkand! And its all different but still the same, and we trudge even further down memory lane.

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FFX 31: The Summoners, the Dreamers and Me (w/ Darmock)

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Much like Seymour himself, Darmock has returned once again! We're getting real mind-fricky this week as we make our way to the summit of Mt. Gagazet and find ourselves amid existential dread.

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FFX 30: Third Time's a Charm (w/ Ali Floyd)

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Ali returns this week as we finally tackle Mt Gagazet! Will this game finally break us; or will we break it first?

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FFX 29: Convenient

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

It's the Calm Lands, baby! Where nothing bad happens, and it's smooth Chocobo ridin'!

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FFX 28: Bio Bitch (w/ McSassblast & NinaMarie)

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

It's a very emotional episode, this week! Before re-murdering Seymour, streamers and game devs Heather and Nina hop in as our first double guests! (W-Guest) They help us cope with the combat struggles, and the romantic aftermath! Let's not forget to mention musical numbers!

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FFX 27: Spiran Necrocracy

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

We're still in Bevelle, this week. We breeze through a new Cloister, get judged and then finally put in jail. Afterwards we're sentenced to a funky dungeon run?

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FFX 26: Corpse Groom

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Leaving Home behind, we cruise the skies with no problems at all. We eventually receive an E-Invite for a wedding in Bevelle and receive an escort from a wyrm!

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Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/

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FFX 25: I'll Level Home for Christmas

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500

We find ourselves Home for the holidays! We defend the sanctum from Guado, have some pretty awkward realizations, talk about sexy statues, meet family, and then take to the skies!

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FFX 24: Just Deserts

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500

We find ourselves in Bikanel, far away from Macalania. We talk worms, holes, and sand. But we also get sidetracked A LOT this episode, as is expected when you're lost in a desert.

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FFX 23: Midwestern Nice

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500

In which we make it out of Macalania and into another frying pan... a COLD frying pan!

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FFX 22: Wedding Crashers (w/ Mrzwanzig)

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500

We've finally made it to the wedding of Yuna and Seymour at Macalania Temple! On the guest list is MrZwanzig who has returned to help us iron out logistics and straight-up murder the groom!

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Programming Note and Happy Thanksgiving

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Just a quick notice and some random shit until next week!

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FFX 21: Machina Built For Two

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're at Lake Macalania, en route to meet Seymour with Yuna. We fight some bad machina,friendships are tested, and we get to take a romantic ski-doo ride with a party member— but who will it be?!

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FFX 20: Jecht Yo' Self (w/ Darmock)

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Our PS2 correspondent Darmock returns as a three-peat guest! She recently informed us that now is the perfect time to re-visit past areas to see how Spira has changed. But more importantly, collect the memory spheres made available in last week's episode!

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FFX 19: Dad's Tape (w/ Justin Taylor)

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're wandering through Macalania Woods with returning guest Justin Taylor of KNIGHT OF THE ROUND! We talk about FF8 more than usual, butterflies, and of course music!

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FFX 18: New Hotness; Old and Busted

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We're in the goddamn Thunder Plains, this week. It sucks real bad. Rikku is being a real pain in the ass about lightning, and Tidus continues to be a pain in the ass about Yuna.

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FFX 17: Down to Jysiness

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're off the Farplane to visit some dead folk! It's a real plotty episode but we keep it interesting with constant tangents about jizz and music.

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FFX 16: Ghost Dad (w/ Erin H)

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400

It's a crossover episode this week as we're joined by Erin from the Those Who Fight podcast! We get a feel for weird Guadosalam and discuss all things religion, imperialism, female archetypes, and nipple hair!

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FFX 15: Thank Your Shoopuf Driver (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Today's the day we finally cross that Moonflow, baby! And who better than returning guest, Corey?! He shares with us some insights to the Japanese version of FFX, free transit like the Shoopuf, and maybe too much about urban planning!

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FFX 14: Toilet of the Fayth (w/ Ninnyz)

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're at Djose Temple to do some more puzzling and summoning with the aid of streamer/speedrunner/good dude Ninnyz!

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FFX 13: That's Machina, Baby!

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

It's operation time! We give the go ahead for everyone but us to commence Operation Mi'ihen! It goes swimmingly!

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FFX 12: Fungal 2 Fungal

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're tagging along with the Crusaders along Mushroom Rock to prepare for Operation Mi'ihen! We hang with some lousy maesters and get some hefty backstories!

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FFX 11: At The Mi'ihen (w/ Darmock)

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Darmock breaks new ground, returning for her second week in a row to help us trek across the long-as-hell Mi'ihen Highroad! We meet new enemy types, have a Pokémon duel, question faith and rescue Chocobos!

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FFX 10: LOL (w/ Darmock)

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

It's our last week in Luca, and we're joined by Darmock from the band Steel Samurai to talk final thoughts on Blitzball, then we get some MAJOR plot drops. It's fine though because we can laugh it off.

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FFX 9: Bend It Like Bickson (w/ Mrzwanzig)

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week its all about Blitzball! We're joined by speedrunner and former record holder Mrzwanzig where he shares his wisdom and insight to ensure the Aurochs beat the Goers!

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FFX 8: Mister Mika

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We've made it to Luca to play our first game of Blitzball in the big tournament! But we realize we've never played and get cramming, as well as see the sights, and meet some future enemies?

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FFX 7: Jecht Erasure

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

At Kilika Temple, we discover Yuna's not the only sorcerer in town and take on the Cloister. Then, leaving Kilika behind, we board the S.S. Winno and make our way towards Luca!

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FFX 6: Soul Shucker

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We've landed in Kilika! We partake in the local bar scene, do some community service, and Yuna performs a sick set!

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FFX 5: Mo-cap on a Boat (w/ Mark Watter)

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're joined on the open sea by engineer, songwriter, and friend Mark Watter! We annoy everyone onboard, talk chocobo-based energy, seasickness, and more about Sin!

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FFX 4: Baby Sword. Never Used.

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In which we venture off into the Cloister of Trials and crash some more sacred rituals! Then we meet some new and friendly faces and depart Besaid!

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FFX 3: Besaid She-said

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Yet again we awake wet and alone. But this time we're taken in by some fellow blitzball jocks! We're los in paradise, but will we ever get lunch?

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FFX 2: Kid Cuisine

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We're not in Zansas anymore! Still a bit confused about what this game is even about, we're awaken in a heap of ruins and water. From there we spend a whole lot of mostly swimming and just brute forcing our way to more exposition and hopefully a bite to eat!

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FFX 1: Bad Ball

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We're back to dive headfirst into FINAL FANTASY X! We're off to a wet start: we discuss the first voice acting in a Final Fantasy game, water sports, and try to figure out what the hell is going on.

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FF 13: Bless it Out Your Ass!

Fri, 29 May 2020 00:00:00 -0400

It's wrap-up time! We talk about the Soul of Chaos, a.k.a. the bonus dungeons only available in the PSP/GBA/iOS versions of FINAL FANTASY. We most certainly played the entirety of them and had a great time doing it... But now its time to put this game to bed, so in July, we can return for the third season with a new game!

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FF 12: The One Where They Beat the Game

Fri, 22 May 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In which we travel back in time, and beat up a bunch of fools self-isolating in the basement.

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FF 11: Dammit, Tiamat (w/ George Thompson)

Fri, 15 May 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We're joined this week by George Thompson of The Puro Pourri Podcast! We go chasing waterfalls, meet a robot. Then go to the desert to meet more robots, then a fortress in the sky to meet even MORE robots; including WARMECH!

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FF 10: Leg Day (Again)

Fri, 08 May 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We're off to Onrak this week to talk about legs! We also get a hot tip about where to find a faerie at a decent price. We learn to breath underwater, and get kraken on compelling fan theories regarding Star Fox lore.

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FF 9: Dangerous Zones

Fri, 01 May 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're flying high, and visiting some scalie folk in the Cardian Islands! There we meet Bahamut and go to prove our bravery in Ordeals, facing our greatest fears: puzzles.

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FF 8: Eat Flay Love

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Despite technical difficulties, we make our way up to the Ice Caves to get ourselves a levistone. From there we get an epic airship and take a ride up to Gaia. Friggin sweet!

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FF 7: With a Paddle

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In which we travel around the world to Crescent Lake, meet Lukahn, obtain another boat, get our feet wet... then get our feet burnt. Praise the crystals!

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FF 6: Ball Cracks

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We're still in isolation, this week! This time we're heading into the Earth Caves to kick a dracula's ass and speak to his manager. We also do a bit of discussion of what separates Final Fantasy from other JRPGs and things we could eat forever.

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FF 5: The Good Goo (w/ Dave Potosnak)

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're in isolation— but still joined by Dave from the Calling All Creeps Podcast! We DoorDash a crown, and meet back up with Matoya. Then after some treasure hauling, we head back down to the mines to hang with some dwarves and blow some shit up.

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FF 4: Million Gil Dream (w/ Kev Ragone)

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're joined by Kev Ragone; drummer of incredible VGM-adjacent bands Cheap Dinosaurs, p0cky br0s, and Super Strikers! We make our way down to Elfheim, do some shopping, then drag our asses down to the Marsh Caves to fetch a crown.

CHEAP DINOSAURS - https://cheapdinosaurs.bandcamp.com/
p0cky br0s - https://p0ckybr0s.bandcamp.com/
Keiji Yamagishi's The Retro-Active Experience (feat. Super Strikers) - https://store.bravewave.net/album/the-retro-active-experience

FINAL FANTASY Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/39oVCmS

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FF 3: The BK Crew (w/ Remy PreKariat)

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0400

This week we're off to Pravoka, which have been overrun with 9 whole pirates! Remy returns to give us some incredible insight to just how broken/perfect the NES version of FINAL FANTASY really is.

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FF 2: Grimpin' Ain't Easy

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In which we finally start our journey? We hit up the town of Coneria/Cornelia, gander at a well, and rescue the princess! Easy peasy. Next game!

FINAL FANTASY Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/39oVCmS

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FF 1: Nimble Fingers

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0500

The world is veiled in darkness.
The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot.
The people wait, their only hope, a podcast----

FINAL FANTASY Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/39oVCmS

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FFVII 32: Doo-Doo Ass

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

In which we discuss the final moments of the game. We talk character anatomy, the apocalypse, and narrative ambiguity. Then Corey drops in to help us wrap things up!

We're also going to be taking the month of February off, but will be back in March to start our discussion of the game that started it all: FINAL FANTASY

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Outro music by Andre Kane - https://www.patreon.com/akanemusic
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 31: One Wing in the Grave (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Our professional weeb and enemy-in-the-making Corey returns to help us with the final battles of the game. We discuss some of the best tunes in the franchise, meatballs, and how books are the real villain of FINAL FANTASY VII.

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Break music by The Consouls: https://theconsouls.com/j-e-n-o-v-a-final-fantasy-vii/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 30: Don’t Go Chasing Makofalls

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're finally goin' into the North Crater– that great big hole we all know and love! We spelunk our way through, discovering increasingly more horrifying encounters such as Dragons, the Cool Spot, Tonberry, and Christopher!

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 29: Break Time

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

In which we take our last detour before fighting Sephiroth: this week we discuss all the Limit Breaks and Final Weapons! But we also take a moment to explore the past of two of our favorite himbos.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 28: Dazers and Confusers

Fri, 03 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

This week we take some time before finally confronting Sephiroth to do some much needed self-care... by killing every Weapon. There's only room for ONE squad of planet protectors in this town!

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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BONUS: FFVII Musical Holiday Special!

Sat, 21 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Surprise! We're taking a week off from FFVII coverage for the holiday, but we're leaving a special bonus episode where we talk holiday tunes! More specifically, what holiday jams we'd attribute to the characters of Final Fantasy VII. I hope we don't get content ID'd!

Have a Happy Holiday! We'll be back Fri, January 3rd to talk Weapons and the Ancient Forest!

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FFVII 27: Twice the Pride, Double the Clod

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

This week we're back at where we started: deep in Midgar! We hop through chutes and ladders, and meander along some familiar subway tracks and headquarters. It's truly déjà vu ex machina.

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Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 26: Holy Diver

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

This week we was podded our cast silly! We take off for The City of the Ancients with Bugenhagen to search for clues for how we can stop Meteor. We're led to more deep sea explorations, weapons of all flavors and sizes, wet magic, and our return to Midgar!

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 25: Master and Commander

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Now that our Chocobreeding divergence is over, we're headed back to Rocket Town in pursuit of the Huge Materia. We slaughter our way to space and reflect on our place in the world. We also return to Cosmo Canyon and use our huge brains to figure stuff out and discuss what certain summons taste like.

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Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 24: Mogspeed You! Black Chocobo (w/ Remy PreKariat)

Fri, 29 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Turkey day is over, so today we're hunkering down in the studio and talking about everything Chocobo! To help us on the long road to that sweet Golden 'Bo, our bud Remy came into the studio! We discuss FFVII bugs, nuts, Pokémon bugs, Dave & Buster's, nuts, RNGs, overpowered summons, and nuts!

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 23: The Hunt For Red Submarine No. 1

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 04:00:00 -0500

Once again we've returned to Junon: this time to pull fire alarms, fight Carry Armor, and hijack a submarine! What treasures and horrors await us in the depths of the Gaia seas?

The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group - horg.com

Muttski - "Welcome to FF Speedruns (Carry Armor)" - bit.ly/2XAGtJV

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 22: The Suite Life of Zack and Cloudy

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 04:00:00 -0500

In which we punch a kaiju in the dick, put a name to a himbo, and get slimed.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 21: All Dogs Go to Lifestream

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 04:00:00 -0500

We find ourselves stumbling to the supposed vacation destination Mideel, where we find an old friend and meet man's best friend! We also get to play dad, hijack a train, and defend an egg!

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 20: Bad Gas (w/ Alex Wimmer)

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 04:00:00 -0400

We're back in Junon, baby! – and Cloud is nowhere to be found! Alas we move onward, having a real sleepy time with our friend Alex Wimmer! We go for a final jog before being executed and get into slapping fights while the end of the world knocks at our door!

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Follow 8BitLA for updates on Freq Fest Homecoming: https://twitter.com/8BitLA

Tune in Nov 2nd to help Karl raise money for Children's Hospital of Philadelphia: https://www.twitch.tv/karlgerm

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 19: Yamskiing (w/ Mike Shirley-Donnelly)

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0400

This week we're taking on the Gaea's Cliff and descend into the Northern Crater, with our friend Mike Shirley-Donnelly of Curious Quail! We learn about body temperature management, save point lore, stalagmites, and black-haired himbos! Skitters and Topaz drop in as well, and not all is as it seems.

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Listen/buy music by Curious Quail music: https://curiousquail.bandcamp.com/

Tune in Nov 2nd to help Karl raise money for Children's Hospital of Philadelphia: https://www.twitch.tv/karlgerm

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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BONUS: Thank You From a Goose!

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 11:00:00 -0400

Greetings friends! Alex, here. This is a bit that was originally going to be at the end of next episode (dropping Friday) but both this segment and the episode went longer than expected, so it's a mini/bonus/mess instead!

For context, last Saturday I came across a kitten on the highway in central Philadelphia who needed expensive medical attention so we whipped up a GoFundMe and boy did people come through! In only a few days, we reached our goal, and on this minisode, we'd like to thank everyone who chipped in and helped this kitten (now named Goose) get her legs back!

Thank you all!
See you Friday!

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FFVII 18: It's Tricky!

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0400

After a smooth and painless trip through the City of the Ancients, we've made it all the way to the Icicle Inn! We check out the local nightlife, get in a fistfight, snoop through a dead man's DVR, and hit the fresh powder!

Help this kitten get her surgery! - gf.me/u/vzkmd5

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 17: Bone Village is for Lovers (w/ TinyNeenja)

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0400

This week we're visiting the spooky and sensual Bone Village and beyond with our artist and streamer friend Nina a.k.a. TinyNeenja! We go on a big dig for treasure and delights, in hopes to eventually find our friends Aerith and Sephiroth. Hopefully nothing tragic or iconic happens!

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Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 16: Legends of the Hidden Temple

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0400

Oops! Long episode.
After a successful date and backstabbing we're making our way east to Aerith's grandparents' house. There's puzzles and ghouls galore, as well as some friendly ghosts. What spooks and scares do we find? What time is it? What walls do we punch?

Davesterio's speedrun cut short by Demon's Gate + Lucky 7's - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqzUWa-pfq4

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 15: Revenge of the Sith

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0400

Guess what? We're back at the Gold Saucer this week! We entertain boss man Dio by gambling to the death, and go on ALL the dates! DA-TES! Do we get lucky? Or do we get our hearts broken?

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 14: Materia Girl (w/ Adam Payne)

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0400

Joining us this week is Adam Payne from Knight of the Round and BIT X BIT drops in to talk Wutai! Yuffie's yoinked our Materia and someone else yoinked our Yuffie! Cait Sith is a feminist, Vincent is an incel. It's truly omnishambles.

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Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 13: Get in the Plane, Loser!

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0400

It's Rocket Town, baby! We're doing some aeronautical tourism, as well as some toilet tourism! We meet a 32-year-old baby boomer, get some fresh Shinra Inc. history lessons, and bump into our old pal Palmer! We also chat a little about the new FINAL FANTASY VII: Remake Trailer.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 12: Man in the Box

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0400

Nibel Nibel Heim, Nibel Heimy Ho! We finally made it to Nibelheim, where it all happened. I'm sure there's been some good developments in the past five years since it burned down... maybe they have a Starbucks, now! Regardless we find ourself wandering down memory lane again, cracking safes, meeting a friendly Dracula, and reading some enthralling literature.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 11: I Did It All For Nanaki

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0400

This week we're doing some more homecoming celebrations at Cosmo Canyon! We learn a new name, ride an old man's apparatus, and learn about the Lifestream! Afterwards we hang around the campfire, go walking into spiderwebs, and do some ghostbustin'.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 10: Radio Gongaga (w/ Justin Taylor)

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0400

This week we're joined by Justin Taylor of the band KNIGHT OF THE ROUND! We discuss Chocobo racing strategies in the Gold Saucer, then buggy to Gongaga to dish gossip. We also talk froggy statuses, big honkin' Materia, and Baby Bop.

Follow Knight of the Round: https://twitter.com/KOTRMetal
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Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 9: Miners, Drive-Ins, and Dyne (w/ Corey Hannigan)

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0400

Our local Japanese translator, transit expert, and friend Corey drops in to help us distract ourselves from tragic backstories at the Gold Saucer and we fail miserably. At the very least we talk about Cactuar etymology and anatomy.

Content warning: (for themes of gun violence)
[58:05 – 1:02:10]

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Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 8: Livin' In The Hole

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0400

It's finally time for some summertime fun times in Costa del Sol! We go hang out at the beach with old friends and go mountain climbing. We also steal from bird nests. We THOUGHT we were done airing our dirty laundry, but nope.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 7: That's Showbiz Baby!

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0400

WARNING: LONG EPISODE!
We finally made it to Junon! We take a trip to the beach to meet Ecco the Dolphin. We also pay our respects to our new President, and learn all about the exciting progressive economy of Junon... all while definitely not mentioning seamen at any time.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 6: Choque Co Boleil

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0400

Leaving the spooky memories behind, we venture onwards to meet big birds, bigger birds, big snakes, smaller snakes, and a Naruto cosplayer.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 5: Gargultuan

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0400

This week we take the long way down memory lane. We also go mountain climbing, discover old smells, and old jams. Don't forget to call your mom!

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 4: Zoinks!

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0400

There's mysteries to solve, gang! Who left the door open? Is the Promised Land real? How do you pronounce "ZENENE?" How does a tank operate an elevator? How many times can Karl reference The Simpsons in one episode?

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 3: Leg Day

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0400

It's 4th of July and producer Alex has a mic now! We climb golden wires of hope, avoid Noids, discover the World's #1 Dab, and become the first podcast with a bass solo.*
Will we ever have an episode shorter than 90 minutes?

(*please don't tell us if we're not.)

Content warning: (for themes of nonconsensual sex)
[1:32:47 – 1:33:29]
[1:45:21 – 1:46:34]
[1:56:21 – 1:56:52]

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Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 2: Pretty Woman (w/ Ali Floyd)

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 01:00:00 -0400

Curtis & Karl are joined by friend Ali (aka djantir) for a trip to Wall Market! They go shopping, meet some nice men along the way, and drop by Sector 7 for a slice of pizza.

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Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/
Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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FFVII 1: Barrels of Communion

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 02:00:00 -0400

Curtis & Karl embark on their podcasterly journey into Midgar. They befriend terrorists, drop bangles, and tip barrels.

Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https://music.djcutman.com/

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