How to Survive a Horror Movie

Episode 283: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Sun, 16 Aug 2026 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head back to Great Britain to talk about 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.

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Episode 282: Red Dragon

Sun, 09 Aug 2026 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh go dragon hunting and talk about the 4th Hannibal Lecter movie, Red Dragon!

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Episode 281: Harper's Island Finale "Sigh"

Sun, 02 Aug 2026 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall finish off their trip to Harper's Island with the series finale, "Sigh!"

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Episode 280: Scream 7

Sun, 26 Jul 2026 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan S. head to Indiana to talk about Scream 7!

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Episode 279: The Strangers - Chapter 2

Sun, 19 Jul 2026 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his Dad head back to Oregon to talk about The Strangers - Chapter 2!

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Episode 278: South Park - Season 12, Ep. 11 "Pandemic 2: The Startling"

Sun, 05 Jul 2026 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh visit South Park and Peru to talk about 11th episode of season 12 of South Park, "Pandemic 2: The Startling!"

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Episode 277: Harper's Island - Ep. 12 "Gasp"

Sun, 21 Jun 2026 17:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall fall off a cliff and talk about the 12th episode of Harper's Island!

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Episode 276: The Thing From Another World

Sun, 14 Jun 2026 15:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his Dad head to northern Alaska to talk about The Thing From Another World!

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Episode 275: Tremors Premiere "Feeding Frenzy"

Sun, 07 Jun 2026 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his Dad head back to Perfection, Nevada to talk about the premiere of the Tremors TV show!

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Episode 274: South Park - Season 12, Ep. 10 "Pandemic"

Sun, 31 May 2026 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head on down to South Park to talk about the 10th episode of season 12, "Pandemic!"

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Episode 273: Society

Mon, 18 May 2026 13:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. live in a society as they talk about Society!

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Episode 272: Harper's Island - Ep. 11 "Splash"

Mon, 11 May 2026 03:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall hang out on a bridge to talk about the 11th episode of Harper's Island.

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Episode 271: Vacancy 2: The First Cut

Sun, 03 May 2026 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Josh, and Derek check into a creepy hotel to talk about Vacancy 2: The First Cut!

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Episode 270: Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

Sun, 26 Apr 2026 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Jordan S., and Derek survive another escape room and talk about Escape Room: Tournament of Champions!

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Episode 269: Harper's Island - Ep. 10 "Snap"

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 17:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall are back to hang around and talk about the 10th episode of Harper's Island!

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Episode 268: Cloverfield

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh refuse to put down their video cameras as they talk about Cloverfield!

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Episode 267: I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 11:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head back to North Carolina to talk about the 4th film in the I Know What You Did Last Summer series.

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Episode 266: Zombieland: Double Tap

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek drive a monster truck and talk about Zombieland: Double Tap!

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Episode 265: Harper's Island - Ep. 9 "Seep"

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Kendall go into tunnels within tunnels to talk about the 9th episode of Harper's Island, "Seep!"

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Episode 264: Hannibal

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh have a nice dinner and talk about Hannibal, the 3rd Hannibal Lecter movie!

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Episode 263: Zombieland

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek look for some Twinkies and talk about Zombieland!

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Episode 262: Harper's Island - Ep. 8 "Gurgle"

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Kendall cough up some blood and talk about the 8th episode of Harper's Island!

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Episode 261: Escape Room

Sun, 01 Feb 2026 19:00:00 -0600

Jordan S., Josh, and Derek try to escape the podcast as Ryan makes them talk about Escape Room!

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Episode 260: I Know What You Did Last Summer Finale "Your Next Life Could Be So Much Happier"

Sun, 25 Jan 2026 15:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh finish their travels in Hawaii as they talk about the final episode of I Know What You Did Last Summer!

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Episode 259: Harper's Island - Ep. 7 "Thrack, Splat, Sizzle"

Sun, 18 Jan 2026 17:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Kendall toss bags full of money out the window as they discuss the 7th episode of Harper's Island.

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Episode 258: Jurassic World: Rebirth

Sun, 11 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek have a Snickers and talk about Jurassic World: Rebirth!

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Episode 257: I Know What You Did Last Summer - Ep. 7 "If Only Dogs Could Talk"

Sun, 04 Jan 2026 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh ingest way too much honey as they talk about the 7th episode of I Know What You Did Last Summer!

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Episode 256: Alien 3

Sun, 07 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan, Tony, and Josh go to space prison to talk about Alien 3!

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Episode 255: Get Out

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh play Bingo and talk about Get Out!

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Episode 254: I Know What You Did Last Summer - Ep. 6 "Least You Had a Spare"

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh head back to Hawaii to talk about the 6th episode of I Know What You Did Last Summer!

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Episode 253: 28 Years Later

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek watch Teletubbies and talk about 28 Years Later!

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Episode 252: Harper's Island - Ep. 6 "Sploosh"

Sun, 26 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall dig up a grave and talk about the 6th episode of Harper's Island!

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Episode 251: I Know What You Did Last Summer - Ep. 5 "Mukbang"

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 14:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh do a little B & E and talk about the 5th episode of I Know What You Did Last Summer!

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Episode 250: Evil Dead Rise

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek go to a very tall building to talk about Evil Dead Rise!

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Episode 249: Vacancy

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Derek, and Josh stay in a crappy motel and talk about Vacancy!

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Episode 248: Harper's Island - Ep. 5 "Thwack"

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall pull an epic prank and talk about the 5th episode of Harper's Island!

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Episode 247: The Silence of the Lambs

Sun, 21 Sep 2025 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh have an old friend for dinner and talk about The Silence of the Lambs!

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Episode 246: Harper's Island - Ep. 4 "Bang"

Sun, 14 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall go fishing and talk about the 4th episode of Harper's Island!

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Episode 245: Aliens

Sun, 07 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Tony, and Josh mostly podcast at night...mostly. And when they do, they talk about Aliens!

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Episode 244: I Know What You Did Last Summer - Ep. 4 "Hot Shrimp Salad"

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh enjoy a nice, hot shrimp salad while discussing the 4th episode of I Know What You Did Last Summer!

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Episode 243: Harper's Island - Ep. 3 "Ka-Blam"

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall shoot some skeet and talk about the 3rd episode of Harper's Island!

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Episode 242: Manhunter

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh jump through some windows and talk about Manhunter!

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Episode 241: I Know What You Did Last Summer - Ep. 3 "A Gorilla Head Will Not Do"

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh get some slushees and talk about the 3rd episode of I Know What You Did Last Summer!"

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Episode 240: Alien

Sun, 27 Jul 2025 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Tony, and Josh head off to space to talk about Alien!

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Episode 239: I Know What You Did Last Summer - Ep. 2 "It's Not Just for Dog Shit"

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh throw some weasels through windows and talk about the 2nd episode of the I Know What You Did Last Summer TV show, "It's Not Just for Dog Shit!"

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Episode 238: Basket Case 3: The Progeny

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head down to Georgia to talk about the final movie in the Basket Case series, Basket Case 3: The Progeny!

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Episode 237: I Know What You Did Last Summer Premiere "It's Thursday"

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head to Hawaii to talk about the first episode of the I Know What You Did Last Summer TV series!

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Episode 236: Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Sun, 22 Jun 2025 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. do some more shopping, but with music this time, and talk about 1986's Little Shop of Horrors.

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Episode 235: Jurassic World: Dominion

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek fight off locusts and talk about Jurassic World: Dominion!

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Episode 234: Twisters

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head back to Oklahoma to talk about Twisters!

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Episode 233: Scream - Season 3 Finale "Endgame"

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob play some football and talk about the finale of Scream, "Endgame!"

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Episode 232: Harper's Island - Ep. 2 "Crackle"

Sun, 18 May 2025 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall get caught in so many traps as they try to talk about the 2nd episode of Harper's Island.

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Episode 231: The Little Shop of Horrors

Mon, 12 May 2025 12:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. do a little shopping and talk about The Little Shop of Horrors!

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Episode 230: Evil Dead (2013)

Sun, 04 May 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head off to a cabin in the woods to talk about Evil Dead (2013), the 4th movie in the series!

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Episode 229: Harper's Island Premiere "Whap"

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall set sail for Harper's Island and talk about the first episode of the thirteen episode miniseries, "Whap!"

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Episode 228: Basket Case 2

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head to New York to talk about Basket Case 2!

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Episode 227: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek go hang out by an erupting volcano to talk about Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

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Episode 226: The Strangers: Chapter 1

Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his Dad head off to Oregon to talk about The Strangers: Chapter 1.

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Episode 225: Jurassic World

Sun, 23 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head back to Isla Nublar to talk about Jurassic World!

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Episode 224: Jurassic Park III

Sun, 16 Mar 2025 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek have nightmares about velociraptors and talk about Jurassic Park III!

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Episode 223: A Quiet Place: Day One

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Derek, Jordan S., and Josh head to New York City to talk about A Quiet Place: Day One!

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Episode 222: The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 16:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek head to Isla Sorna to talk about The Lost World: Jurassic Park!

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Episode 221: Insidious: The Red Door

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Marissa head back to the Further to talk about Insidious: The Red Door, the 5th movie in the series.

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Episode 220: Scream - Season 3, Ep. 5 "Blindspots"

Sun, 16 Feb 2025 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob steal medication from a hospital and talk about the 5th episode of season 3 of Scream!

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Episode 219: Insidious: The Last Key

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 15:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Marissa head off to New Mexico to talk about Insidious: The Last Key, the 4th movie in the series.

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Episode 218: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek freeze it up in New York City and talk about Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire!

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Episode 217: Scream - Season 3, Ep. 4 "Ports in the Storm"

Sun, 19 Jan 2025 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob hang out in a morgue and talk about the 4th episode of season 3 of Scream, "Ports in the Storm!"

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Episode 216: Army of Darkness

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0600

Ryan, Derek, and Josh head back in time to talk about the 3rd movie in The Evil Dead series, Army of Darkness!

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Episode 215: Insidious: Chapter 3

Sun, 05 Jan 2025 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Marissa return to the Further to talk about Insidious: Chapter 3!

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Episode 214: Scream - Season 3, Ep. 3 "The Man Behind the Mask"

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob drive into the middle of a corn field to talk about the 3rd episode of season 3 of the Scream TV series, "The Man Behind the Mask!"

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Episode 213: Insidious: Chapter 2

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Marissa head into the Further to talk about Insidious: Chapter 2!

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Episode 212: Doctor Sleep

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob make a final visit to the Overlook Hotel to talk about Doctor Sleep!

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Episode 211: Psycho (1998)

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Nick G. head back to the Bates Motel to talk about the 1998 Psycho remake!

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Episode 210: Jurassic Park

Sun, 27 Oct 2024 17:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head to Isla Nublar to talk about Jurassic Park!

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Episode 209: Basket Case

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head to New York City to talk about Basket Case!

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Episode 208: Scream - Season 3, Ep. 2 "Devil's Night"

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob rob a pharmacy and talk about the 2nd episode of season 3 of Scream!

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Episode 207: I Am Legend

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh have New York City to themselves as they talk about I Am Legend!

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Episode 206: The Omega Man

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head to Los Angeles to talk about the 2nd adaptation of I Am Legend, "The Omega Man!"

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Episode 205: The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. head back to New Mexico to talk about the 2007 version of The Hills Have Eyes 2!

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Episode 204: The Last Man on Earth

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh fight vampires and talk about The Last Man on Earth, the first adaptation of I Am Legend.

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Episode 203: Evil Dead II

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head back to a cabin in the woods to talk about Evil Dead II!

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Episode 202: The Shining Miniseries (Part 3)

Sun, 25 Aug 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob return to the Overlook Hotel to talk about the 3rd and final part of The Shining Miniseries.

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Episode 201: Psycho IV: The Beginning

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick G. call into a radio show to talk about Psycho IV: The Beginning!

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Episode 200: Twister

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 12:00:00 -0500

To celebrate episode 200, Ryan and Derek head to Oklahoma to talk about their favorite movie of all time, Twister!

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Episode 199: Scream - Season 3 Premiere "The Deadfast Club"

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob head to Georgia to talk about the first episode of season 3 of Scream!

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Episode 198: The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. head back to the desert to talk about the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes!

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Episode 197: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Sun, 21 Jul 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Connor head off to India to talk about Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!

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Episode 196: The Evil Dead

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head to a cabin in the woods to talk about The Evil Dead!

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Episode 195: Happy Death Day 2U

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh go to a different dimension to talk about Happy Death Day 2U!

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Episode 194: Happy Death Day

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh live the same day over and over again and always end up talking about Happy Death Day!

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Episode 193: Parasite

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob head to South Korea to talk about Parasite!

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Episode 192: The Hills Have Eyes Part II

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. head back to Nevada to talk about The Hills Have Eyes Part II!

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Episode 191: The Shining Miniseries (Part 2)

Sun, 19 May 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob are still stuck at the Overlook Hotel as they discuss the 2nd part of The Shining Miniseries!

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Episode 190: The Exorcist: Believer

Sun, 12 May 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head off to Georgia to talk about The Exorcist: Believer, the 6th movie in The Exorcist series!

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Episode 189: The Witch

Sun, 05 May 2024 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob live deliciously as they talk about The Witch or The VVitch.

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Episode 188: Insidious

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Nick S, and Matt go into the Further to talk about Insidious!

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Episode 187: Scream - Season 2 Finale "Halloween II"

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob get marooned on a spooky island and talk about the season 2 finale of Scream, "Halloween II!"

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Episode 186: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 13 "Halloween"

Sun, 14 Apr 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob head off to a mysterious island to talk about part 1 of the Scream Halloween Special!

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Episode 185: 28 Weeks Later

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head back to London to talk about 28 Weeks Later!

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Episode 184: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 12 "When a Stranger Calls"

Sun, 24 Mar 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob go on the run to talk about the 12th episode of season 2 of Scream, "When a Stranger Calls!"

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Episode 183: 28 Days Later

Sun, 17 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head off to London to talk about 28 Days Later!

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Episode 182: Saw X

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 15:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake head to Mexico to talk about Saw X!

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Episode 181: Anna and the Apocalypse

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek get musical as they talk about Anna and the Apocalypse!

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Episode 180: The Hills Have Eyes

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan R. head out to Nevada to talk about The Hills Have Eyes!

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Episode 179: Krampus

Sun, 18 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob celebrate Christmas a bit late as they talk about Krampus!

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Episode 178: Carrie (2013)

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan R. are going back to prom again to talk about the 2013 remake of Carrie!

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Episode 177: Psycho III

Sun, 04 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Nick G. head to the Bates Motel for a 3rd time to talk about Psycho III!

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Episode 176: Raw

Sun, 28 Jan 2024 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan, Derek, and Josh head off to France to talk about Raw!

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Episode 175: Zombies vs. Strippers

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh are off to a really terrible neighborhood to talk about Zombies vs. Strippers.

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Episode 174: Cabin Fever (2016)

Sun, 07 Jan 2024 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh head back out to a cabin to discuss the 2016 remake of Cabin Fever.

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Episode 173: Carrie (2002)

Sun, 10 Dec 2023 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan R. are heading to prom to talk about the first Carrie remake from 2002.

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Episode 172: Altitude

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek take a plane to talk about the movie "Altitude!"

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Episode 171: You're Next

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Marissa head to Missouri to talk about "You're Next!"

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Episode 170: Cabin Fever: Patient Zero

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh get stranded on a not-so-deserted island and talk about the 3rd movie in the Cabin Fever series, Patient Zero!

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Episode 169: Child's Play (2019)

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 13:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick. G head off to Chicago to talk about Child's Play (2019).

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Episode 168: The Shining Miniseries (Part 1)

Sun, 22 Oct 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob head back to the Overlook Hotel to talk about Part 1 of The Shining miniseries.

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Episode 167: Blair Witch

Sun, 08 Oct 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh crash their drone in the woods and talk about Blair Witch!

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Episode 166: The Shining

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob head up to the Overlook Hotel to talk about The Shining!

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Episode 165: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh hang out in an abandoned factory and talk about Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2!

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Episode 164: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 11 "Heavenly Creatures"

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob sneak into random houses and talk about season 2, episode 11 of the Scream TV series, "Heavenly Creatures!"

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Episode 163: The Blair Witch Project

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh get lost in the woods and talk about The Blair Witch Project!

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Episode 162: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Connor have a doozy of a day as they talk about Tucker & Dale vs. Evil!

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Episode 161: Psycho II

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick G. return to the Bates Motel to talk about Psycho II!

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Episode 160: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 10 "The Vanishing"

Sun, 13 Aug 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob get buried alive and talk about the 10th episode of season 2 of the Scream TV series!

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Episode 159: IT Chapter Two

Sun, 30 Jul 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan S. head back to Derry, Maine to talk about IT Chapter Two!

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Episode 158: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 9 "The Orphanage"

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob throw a rave at an abandoned orphanage and talk about the 9th episode of season 2 of the Scream TV series.

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Episode 157: Children of the Corn (2023)

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0500

It's finally happening! Ryan and Derek head back to Nebraska to discuss the mythical 11th film in the Children of the Corn series!

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Episode 156: The Rage: Carrie 2

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. shave their heads and talk about The Rage: Carrie 2!

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Episode 155: Scream VI

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kendall head to New York City to talk about Scream VI!

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Episode 154: Fear of Clowns 2

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake hide on the roof to talk about Fear of Clowns 2!

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Episode 153: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 8 "Village of the Damned"

Sun, 11 Jun 2023 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob wish they were drunk as they talk about the 8th episode of Scream Season 2, "Village of the Damned!"

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Episode 152: A Quiet Place Part II

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Derek, and Jordan S. take to the sea and talk about A Quiet Place Part II!

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Episode 151: Fear of Clowns

Sun, 21 May 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake delve into the ultra-low budget and talk about "Fear of Clowns!"

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Episode 150: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 7 "Let the Right One In"

Sun, 14 May 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob burn a house down as they talk about the 7th episode of season 2 of Scream, "Let the Right One in!"

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Episode 149: Tremors: Shrieker Island

Sun, 07 May 2023 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his Dad head to a tropical island to talk about the 7th Tremors movie, Tremors: Shrieker Island!

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Episode 148: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 6 "Jeepers Creepers"

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob go hands-off for this podcast as they talk about the 6th episode of season 2 of the Scream TV series.

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Episode 147: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 5 "Dawn of the Dead"

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob get stuck in a library for the entire podcast and talk about the 5th episode of season 2 of Scream, "Dawn of the Dead!"

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Episode 146: Carrie

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. head to prom to talk about Carrie!

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Episode 145: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 4 "Happy Birthday to Me"

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob hallucinate and talk about the 4th episode of season 2 of Scream!

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Episode 144: Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head to Oklahoma to talk about Ghostbusters: Afterlife!

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Episode 143: Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and his Dad head up to the snowy tundra (definitely not the sandy desert) to talk about the 6th movies in the Tremors series, Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell!

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Episode 142: IT (2017)

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan S. head back into the sewers to talk about IT (2017)!

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Episode 141: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 3 "Vacancy"

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob get into a bar fight and talk about the 3rd episode of season 2 of Scream!

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Episode 140: Ghostbusters (2016)

Sun, 05 Feb 2023 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek don't buy an old fire station, but do talk about Ghostbusters (2016).

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Episode 139: Cult of Chucky

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Nick G. torture some doll heads and talk about the 7th film in the Child's Play series, Cult of Chucky!

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Episode 138: Tremors 5: Bloodlines

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and his Dad head to South Africa and talk about Tremors 5: Bloodlines!

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Episode 137: Scream - Season 2, Ep. 2 "Psycho"

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 12:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob are back to slowly follow people in theirs cars while talking about the 2nd episode of season 2 of the Scream TV series, "Psycho!"

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Episode 136: Scream, Season 2 Premiere "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob pull a prank, bro, and talk about the premiere of season 2 of Scream!

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Episode 135: Psycho

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Nick G. talk about taxidermy and Psycho!

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Episode 134: Scream (2022)

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jake elevate the podcast and talk about Scream (2022)!

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Episode 133: Scream, Season 1 Finale "Revelations"

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob lock themselves in a freezer for some dumb reason and talk about the season 1 finale of Scream.

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Episode 132: Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh take an unexpected trip to their 6th prom and talk about Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever!

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Episode 131: Halloween Ends

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0500

The Castaway Consultants are back for a special Halloween episode to talk about Halloween Ends.

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Episode 130: Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his Dad travel to the old West to talk about Tremors 4: The Legends Begins!

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Episode 129: Ghostbusters II

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek take the Statue of Liberty for a joyride and talk about Ghostbusters II!

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Episode 128: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 9 "The Dance"

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 12:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob head to the Halloween Dance to talk about the 9th episode of season 1 of the Scream TV series!

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Episode 127: A Quiet Place

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek podcast silently as they talk about A Quiet Place.

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Episode 126: Tremors 3: Back to Perfection

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his Dad head back to Perfection, Nevada as they talk about Tremors 3: Back to Perfection.

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Episode 125: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 8 "Ghosts"

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob hallucinate talking about the 8th episode of the Scream TV series, "Ghosts!"

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Episode 124: Prom Night (2008)

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh attend their super senior prom and talk about Prom Night (2008)!

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Episode 123: Ghostbusters

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek eat some Twinkies and talk about Ghostbusters!

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Episode 122: Curse of Chucky

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick G. get stuck in an elevator and talk about the 6th film in the Child's Play series, "Curse of Chucky!"

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Episode 121: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 7 "In the Trenches"

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob go bowling and talk about the 7th episode of the Scream TV show!

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Episode 120: Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh decide to skip Prom so they can talk about Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil.

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Episode 119: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 6 "Betrayed"

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 12:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob lie to all of the cops and talk about the 6th episode of the Scream TV Show, "Betrayed!"

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Episode 118: Prom Night III: The Last Kiss

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh attend their junior prom and talk about Prom Night III: The Last Kiss.

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Episode 117: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Jordan R., and Jakob head down to Texas to talk about the 9th Texas Chainsaw Massacre film.

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Episode 116: Halloween Kills

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 15:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek join an angry mob and talk about the 12th movie in the Halloween series, Halloween Kills!

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Episode 115: Don't Breathe 2

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 12:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. head back to Detroit to talk about Don't Breathe 2!

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Episode 114: Leprechaun Returns

Mon, 23 May 2022 12:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Derek, Josh, and Jordan S. wait in Bismarck, North Dakota for Leprechaun and talk about Leprechaun Returns!

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Episode 113: Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Sun, 15 May 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan takes his Dad on a trip to Mexico to talk about Tremors 2: Aftershocks!

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Episode 112: Rick and Morty - Season 1, Ep. 2 "Lawnmower Dog"

Sun, 08 May 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh go on a wacky adventure while talking about the 2nd episode of Rick and Morty.

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Episode 111: Seed of Chucky

Sun, 01 May 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick G. head to Hollywood to talk about the 5th film in the Child's Play series, Seed of Chucky!

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Episode 110: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 5 "Exposed"

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob blackmail a mayor and talk about the 5th episode of the Scream TV show, "Exposed."

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Episode 109: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh are back for their sophomore prom and to talk about "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II!"

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Episode 108: IT Miniseries (Part 2)

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan S. return to Derry, Maine to talk about the part 2 of the IT miniseries!

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Episode 107: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 4 "Aftermath"

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob are back to drink on the job and talk about the 4th episode of the Scream TV series.

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Episode 106: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head back to Elm Street to talk about the 2010 remake!

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Episode 105: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 3 "Wanna Play a Game?"

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob are back to look at stars and talk about the 3rd episode of the Scream tv show.

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Episode 104: Prom Night

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh head to prom to talk about "Prom Night!"

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Episode 103: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 2 "Hello, Emma"

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob get a creepy phone call and talk about the 2nd episode of the Scream TV series.

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Episode 102: Scream - Season 1, Ep. 1 "Pilot"

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jakob head off to Colorado to discuss the first episode of the Scream TV series.

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Episode 101: Bride of Chucky

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Nick G. head for New Jersey and decide to talk about Bride of Chucky on the way.

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Episode 100: Tremors

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 20:00:00 -0600

To celebrate reaching episode 100, Ryan and his Dad head to Perfection, Nevada to talk about one of the greatest movies ever made, Tremors!

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Episode 99: Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek experience some major déjà vu as they talk about the 5th movie in the Exorcist series, Dominion.

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Episode 98: Leprechaun: Origins

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek travel to Ireland to talk about the 7th film in the Leprechaun series, "Leprechaun: Origins!"

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Episode 97: Exorcist: The Beginning

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek head off to Kenya to talk about the 4th film in the Exorcist series, Exorcist: The Beginning!

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Episode 96: Friday the 13th (2009)

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan S. head to Crystal Lake for the final time to talk about the Friday the 13th remake.

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Episode 95: Leatherface

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan R. are back to step in bear traps and talk about the 8th movie in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, "Leatherface."

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Episode 94: Spiral

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 17:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake play some more games and talk about Spiral, the 9th movie in the Saw series!

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Episode 93: Texas Chainsaw 3D

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Jordan R. and Derek head to Texas and talk about Texas Chainsaw 3D...in 3D!!!

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Episode 92: IT Miniseries (Part 1)

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan S. head off to Derry, Maine to talk about the first part of the IT miniseries!

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Episode 91: Freddy vs. Jason

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 18:00:00 -0500

It's Ryan vs. Josh with a fight to the death! They also talk about Freddy vs. Jason.

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Episode 90: Don't Breathe

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 03:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. are off to Detroit to rob house and talk about "Don't Breathe!"

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Episode 89: Jason X

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head to space to get cryogenically frozen and talk about "Jason X!"

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Episode 88: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek go to hell to talk about the insanity that is "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday!"

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Episode 87: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. head back to Texas to talk about the prequel to the remake of the The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

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Episode 86: Scary Movie 5

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 18:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh give parenting tips and talk about Scary Movie 5!

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Episode 85: Scary Movie 4

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh go to war with some aliens and talk about Scary Movie 4.

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Episode 84: Child's Play 3

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick G. head to military school to talk about Child's Play 3!

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Episode 83: Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Derek, and Jordan R. all head back to tha hood to talk about Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood!

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Episode 82: Scary Movie 3

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh fight aliens, watch killer video tapes, and talk about Scary Movie 3.

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Episode 81: Dead Silence

Sun, 23 May 2021 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Marissa speak silently about Dead Silence.

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Episode 80: The Exorcist III

Mon, 17 May 2021 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head back to Georgetown to talk about carp and The Exorcist III!

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Episode 79: Scary Movie 2

Sun, 09 May 2021 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh go ghost hunting and talk about Scary Movie 2.

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Episode 78: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek get on a boat to talk about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan!

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Episode 77: Scary Movie

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh shout "WAZZZUUUUUPPPP" and talk about Scary Movie!

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Episode 76: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. head back to Crystal Lake to talk about Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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Episode 75: Exorcist II: The Heretic

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 23:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek use an Inception machine to talk about Exorcist II: The Heretic for some reason.

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Episode 74: The Cabin in the Woods

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh head off to a cabin in the woods to talk about The Cabin in the Woods.

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Episode 73: Children of the Corn: Runaway

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek head down to Oklahoma to talk about Children of the Corn: Runaway, the 10th in the series.

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Episode 72: The Exorcist

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek head to Georgetown for some split pea soup and to talk about The Exorcist!

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Episode 71: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan R. head back to Texas to talk about the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

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Episode 70: Cabin Fever

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh got to a cabin in the woods to talk about Cabin Fever!

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Episode 69: Quarantine 2: Terminal

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh get on an airplane to talk about Quarantine 2: Terminal.

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Episode 68: Quarantine

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh have the strange feeling they've done this before as they talk about Quarantine.

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Episode 67: Children of the Corn: Genesis

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek get lost in the California desert to talk about Children of the Corn: Genesis, the 9th film in the Children of the Corn series.

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Episode 66: Wes Craven's New Nightmare

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh get meta as they talk about the 7th film in the Nightmare on Elm Street series, Wes Craven's New Nightmare.

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Episode 65: Yoga Hosers

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Tony head to Canada to tall about the terrible film, Yoga Hosers...

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Episode 64: Children of the Corn (2009)

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 08:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek are returning to Gatlin, Nebraska to talk about the remake of Children of the Corn.

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Episode 63: The Strangers: Prey at Night

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 19:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake head for a deserted trailer park to talk about The Strangers: Prey at Night!

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Episode 62: Leprechaun in the Hood

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Derek, and Jordan R. get up to no good and talk about Leprechaun in the Hood.

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Episode 61: The Strangers

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake go out to the middle of nowhere to talk about The Strangers!

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Episode 60: Jigsaw

Sun, 13 Sep 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake finish of the Saw series with some lasers while talking about Jigsaw!

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Episode 59: Leprechaun 4: In Space

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Josh, and Derek head to space to talk about Leprechaun 4: In Space!

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Episode 58: Tusk

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Tony head to Canada and talk about the movie Tusk!

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Episode 57: REC 4: Apocalypse

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head out to sea to talk about REC 4: Apocalypse.

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Episode 56: Children of the Corn: Revelation

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head over to the worst apartment Omaha has to offer to eat bloody corn and talk about Children of the Corn: Revelation.

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Episode 55: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan, Josh, and Jordan all team up to talk about one of the greatest movies of all time!

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Episode 54: REC 3: Genesis

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh crash a wedding in Spain to talk about REC 3: Genesis.

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Episode 53: Leprechaun 3

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek take a trip to Las Vegas and talk about Leprechaun 3!

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Episode 52: Saw: The Final Chapter

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake are back and in 3D to talk about Saw: The Final Chapter!

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Episode 51: REC 2

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 10:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh head back to Spain to talk about REC 2!

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Episode 50: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Sun, 17 May 2020 23:00:00 -0500

It's the 50th episode of the How to Survive a Horror Movie podcast and Ryan and Jake celebrate by talking about one of the best movies in the Friday the 13th series.

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Episode 49: REC

Sun, 10 May 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh are quarantined and talk about REC!

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Episode 48: Saw VI

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake discuss the American health care system and Saw VI.

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Episode 47: Friday the 13th 5: A New Beginning

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh sing a duet and talk about Friday the 13th 5: A New Beginning.

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Episode 46: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jakob break down what is definitely the last movie in the Friday the 13th series. It's called The Final Chapter. There's no way there are 8 more movies, right?

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Episode 45: Halloween (2018)

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek finish off the Halloween series by talking about the best sequel, Halloween (2018).

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Episode 44: Friday the 13th Part 3

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick S. head on over to Higgins Haven to talk about Friday the 13th Part 3!

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Episode 43: Halloween 2 (2009)

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head back to Haddonfield for the wildest entry in the Halloween series, which is basically a Rob Zombie music video.

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Episode 42: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh return to talk about the nightmare that is A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.

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Episode 41: Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek return to Gatlin, Nebraska just in time to reunite with Isaac and meet potentially the most useless character in any horror movie.

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Episode 40: Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 20:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek return to Nebraska to deal with the Silo of Eternal Flame in Children of the Corn 5: Fields of Terror!

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Episode 39: Saw V

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jake dig through the brutal taps and never-ending flashbacks of Saw V!

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Episode 38: Leprechaun 2

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan S. head to Los Angeles and face a good deal of bad luck as they talk about Leprechaun 2.

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Episode 37: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jordan R. head on back to Texas and talk about the Matthew McConaughey-infused insanity that is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

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Episode 36: Saw IV

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 01:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Jake play another game while they talk about Saw IV!

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Episode 35: Halloween (2007)

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek remake the first episode of the podcast and talk about the 2007 remake of Halloween.

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Episode 34: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 23:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh return to Elm Street to the nonsensical horror of A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.

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Episode 33: Child's Play 2

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 23:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Nick return to Chicago to deal with an evil doll and talk about Child's Play 2.

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Episode 32: Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek head back to Nebraska to talk about Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering.

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Episode 31: Halloween: Resurrection

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek return to Haddonfield to talk about one of Ryan's least favorite movies.

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Episode 30: Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek set off for Chicago to talk about Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest.

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Episode 29: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 22:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Josh plunge into some wild nightmares as they talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.

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Episode 28: Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 12:00:00 -0600

Ryan and Derek had back to Nebraska and talk about Children of the Corn II a Lifetime movie with slasher elements.

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Episode 27: Saw III

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake decide whether or not to cut off their feet as they watch Saw III.

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Episode 26: Saw II

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jake play a deadly game as they talk about Saw II!

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Episode 25: Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

Sun, 13 Oct 2019 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan R. hitchhike across Texas and discuss the forgettable Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III.

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Episode 24: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek return to Texas for one of Ryan's favorite movies and Derek's least favorite movie: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2!

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Episode 23: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 10:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek forget the events of the past four Halloween films and head for California to discuss Halloween H20.

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Episode 22: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek go back to Haddonfield to discuss the utter train wreck that is Halloween 6.

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Episode 21: Children of the Corn

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek head to Hell...I mean Nebraska, to talk about Children of the Corn.

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Episode 20: Child's Play

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 11:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Nick play with dolls and take a look at Child's Play!

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Episode 19: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek take another trip to Haddonfield and sit through the mystery that is Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.

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Episode 18: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh return to Elm Street for some more nightmares in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge.

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Episode 17: Scream 4

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan returns to Woodsboro to finish off the Scream series and is joined by his Dad!

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Episode 16: Leprechaun

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan travels to the depths of North Dakota where he and Jordan S. take on Leprechaun.

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Episode 15: Scream 3

Sun, 04 Aug 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan head to Hollywood to unmask Ghostface in Scream 3.

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Episode 14: I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh finish off the Last Summer trilogy and venture into the terrifying world of straight-to-video horror.

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Episode 13: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek return to Haddonfield to examine all of the character decisions made in Halloween 4!

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Episode 12: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 21:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh lose they minds as they delve through the nonsensical madness that is I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

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Episode 11: Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek go hunting for Silver Shamrocks as they take a look at Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

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Episode 10: Friday the 13th Part 2

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 01:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Jordan return to Camp Crystal Lake to discuss the many failures of the characters of Friday the 13th Part 2

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Episode 9: I Know What You Did Last Summer

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 22:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh take a look at what happened last summer and the ethics of leaving a man for dead after hitting him with a car.

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Episode 8: Halloween II

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek take a look at the direct sequel to Halloween and how the characters that survive the first movie improve.

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Episode 7: Scream 2

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh take the first step into the realm of sequels with a deep dive at the character decisions of Scream 2.

Note: From 2:47-to 4:23, the audio is a bit wonky. Apologies in advance.

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Episode 6: Scream

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 01:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek take a deep dive into the meta world of Scream and examine all of the decisions made by the characters, including the legendary Randy Meeks.

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Episode 5: Friday the 13th

Tue, 28 May 2019 02:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Kelly take a look at Friday the 13th and critique all of the good and bad (mostly bad) decisions made by the characters.

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Episode 4: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Sun, 19 May 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Derek take a look at one of Ryan's favorite horror movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and figure out who did the best job at following the rules of how to survive a horror movie and who did the worst.

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Episode 3: Saw

Sun, 12 May 2019 21:00:00 -0500

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Episode 2: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Mon, 06 May 2019 09:00:00 -0500

Ryan and Josh take a look at A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) and discuss which characters made good decisions and which characters made awful decisions.

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Episode 1: Halloween

Sun, 28 Apr 2019 17:00:00 -0500

Ryan and his guest, Derek, take a deep dive into 1978's Halloween and analyze the various character decisions made in the film. They also add the first set of rules to the How to Survive a Horror Movie master list.

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