Backyard Bonfire

The Dad Who Cried Wolf

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0600

Frank's dad jokes have gone too far!

Karma

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0600

Tree Lights, Balance, TV. This episode has these things in it, enjoy! Bonus drinking game, every time there' an audio problem or you think there was a cut.

We are not fish

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0600

The hiatus is over. Do our phones make us cyborgs? How much do we judge people from our pasts? These are the questions that have been brewing over the past few weeks.

Welcome back and enjoy!

Finally, the Very Best

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600

25 years in the making he's finally done it! Also Frank keeps unplugging his microphone. Enjoy!

Hot Minute

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Is a hot minute quick or slow? Do the youths and their slang know? Maybe Rob knows.

The Halloween Draft

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500

We've had our fun with Halloween bracket tournaments, it's time to do a draft of our favorite spooky and not so spooky things.

Frank's Passport Escapade

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500

The bureaucracy to track down a passport turned out to be quite the story, and Frank is able to share that excitement with us this week on the Backyard Bonfire.

Inscription

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Pick a letter, any letter. The bonfire takes the time to write some letters. Not notes to friends, but the actual alphabet. Yes, that's right. You can listen to a podcast where two dudes practice writing the alphabet. Enjoy!

Is it Cake?

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Frank's trapped in a hotel room, Andrew ponder banana bread. It's an episode.

Death and Hotwheels

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500

The bonfire boys are back to learn thing, talk about thing, and perhaps entertain with another slice of life chat around the virtual fire.

Senseless Nonsense

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Frank has a fun radio prompt for us - Andrew gets a quick voacb lesson in for the holidays.

Yo Ho and Enjoy!

This One Doesn't Count

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Pickleball! I forgot to mention Pickleball! Ya'll should try playing this wacky-named sport that's taking over the nation.

Football is Back!

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 12:00:00 -0500

Happy Labor Day! The bonfire talks about football being back. Andrew got his hands on Pokemon cards, and a question about trees!

Cults, Zoos, and Prison

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Andrew wants to start a cult; Frank wants to start a zoo. The bonfire gang discusses the strategies for both and how they'd like to serve their inevitable prison sentences for these hijinks. Enjoy!

Fingers and Toes

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500

What do you value more your fingers or your toes? That is the question the boys delve into this week. Also in this episode, Bluey is still a good show, Tom Hanks is still and incredible actor, is it too late to run away, and what fell off a truck for Andrew this time? Enjoy!

Long Live the Milk Man

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 18:00:00 -0500

The bonfire has a nice lowkey conversation about milk, shirts, clubs, and Mother Teresa.

Cheers!

The Curse of the Sorting Hat

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The Bonfire looks at some geographic data in regard to magic, and Andrew proposes a theory about the infamous sorting hat at Hogwarts.

Chess Robots, Protests, Sexily Posing for Calendars

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500

All the info you need for this episode is in the title. Basically... the world is a scary place.

Enjoy <3

Don't Waste Water

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0500

With a last minute podcast, the bonfire boys are talking about not wasting water, school art projects, and a PSA with a lesson learned from the video games of Andrew's youth.

Birds, Bets, Best Animal Hunters

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0500

The Bonfire is here for a fin discussion about their obsession with fantasy football, birds, and a few other things. Enjoy!

The Increasingly Absurd Trolley Problem

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew were on the same wavelength again coming into this episode, where Frank walks us through increasingly absurd ethical dilemmas.

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Dippin Dot Shelf Life

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 09:00:00 -0500

Happy 4th of July! It's the perfect time of year to hate fireworks and calculate if buying Dippin Dots is feasible. Plus, the truth behind running with scissors.

Virginity Rocks

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Bugs, flags, raffles, and even superpowers! This episode of the backyard bonfire really has it all. Join Andrew and Frank as they continue their weekly virtual bonfire where they can't help but talk about nonsense.

Enjoy the show!

The Most Disruptive Animal

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500

How quickly are the boys changing out of their pants? Frank isn't ready for school to start. Also, a naughty critter caused some trouble up in Canada.

Enjoy the episode!

Fire Ants to the Rescue

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0500

The Bonfire talks about skydiving accidents, the ideal monitor set up and, a garlic conspiracy....

Enjoy the Show!

Playlist for Kidnapping

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The bonfire buddies discuss what music they're listening to in an emergency, lies movies told us, and more!

Enjoy the episode and be sure to like and subscribe!

Always be Good-looking

Mon, 30 May 2022 07:00:00 -0500

The bonfire boys share the poems they wrote, then go on to talk about an assortment of nonsense. Cheers!

Dreamcatchers

Mon, 23 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500

Poet, Lyricist, Bard, Duck? We just call him Frank nowadays, but once upon a time he had a way with words. Enjoy :)

Sticks and Stones

Mon, 16 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but which are better? The bonfire discusses both and also take time to learn who owns Australia.

Enjoy!

Frank's Ragert

Mon, 09 May 2022 02:00:00 -0500

Frank's not here to defend himself so Andrew gets to blame him for not having an episode for you fine folks this week. Andrew does pose a question to you the audience, and we encourage you to debate it amongst yourselves and with your loved ones in place of this episode. Love to you all.

All Because of the Grapes

Mon, 02 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The results are in, the grapes played a key part. Frank bought a trampoline. Enjoy another slice of life around the Backyard Bonfire

The Snack Draft

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0500

Just in time for the NFL draft, Frank's Snack Attack vs Andrew's Snacktacular: two teams draft the best snacks. If one team picks a snack the other team can't have them. Which team drafter the better snack line up let us know! With a guest call from Dr. Brother Rob. Who does he think has the best snack lineup? Find out next week on... the Backyard Bonfire.

The Shrek of Podcasts

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 03:00:00 -0500

This episode has layers, like an ogre

Tattoo Talk

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0500

Is the your name tattoo a clever joke or a reference to the anime, the only way to find out is to listen as the guys hang out and discuss tattoos, truck finds, and Target

We're Wrasslin'

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0500

WrestleMania was this past weekend, so the bonfire explores their potential as professional wrestlers. Andrew also gets excited about roundabouts while Frank hates on the worst minute of sports. Enjoy!

Swimming in Space

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 21:00:00 -0500

Frank's internet doesn't work. Andrew forgot to upload after recording. It's one of those weeks! Enjoy.

To Be Frank

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Frank is left to his own devices as Andrew takes a much needed day off from podcasting. Hear what Frank has to say about the biggest conspiracy theories as well as some of his biggest pet peeves.

I Wheely Adoor You

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0500

Wheels or Doors? The debate taking the internet by storm has made its way to the backyard bonfire! Also, Tom Brady Unretired, will he re-retire? Enjoy!

What's the Best Color?

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0600

Frank is here with the tough questions, like what's the best color sports beverage, what's the peak high school moment, and what's the best way to use a luffa. Enjoy!

Sorry Folks

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 03:00:00 -0600

Sometimes time just gets away from you. It's been a crazy week that regretfully caused us not to be able to record an episode for you fine folks this week. Next week we'll be back better than ever, we love you.

Burritos and Boots

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0600

Frank is excited to share his meal-prepped burritos! Andrew inquires about Frank's work boots. Enjoy

FRANK IS BACK!

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Frank returns and regales us with his adventures! Andrew poorly explains feremented rye cereal.

When are we Time Traveling?

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0600

Andrew is excited to welcome back his buddy Ken to the podcast. They're talking time travel, they're talking Goosebumps, they're talking Jackass 4Ever. They had a good bit of fun. Enjoy.

Upside Down in the Void

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600

When you speak into the void, does it speak back to you? Andrew attempts to find out by sharing a recipe with the void and recommending to the void some movies to watch. Enjoy!

Andrew Got Stood Up

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Andrew has to deal with his co-host's absence by delving into what he knows best, video games. Fun facts about Hades, Pokémon, and of course the Blizzard-Activision acquisition by Microsoft. Also, the promise to fall 10% more in love with this podcast is possibly fulfilled? find out how and enjoy!

When Frank is Away Andrew Will Play

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Frank has pressing matters to attend to, Andrew likes to hear himself talk, and proceeds to do so this entire episode. Enjoy.

Fixated on Frozen

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0600

Frank's second child will arrive soon in this world, so the bonfire reminisces about their childhoods.

New Year, Same Great Podcast

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600

The Bonfire sits down to have a nice chat about a bunch of nothings, what more could you want in the new year? Enjoy.

Wrapping up the Year

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600

The fire discusses the end of the year, Frank demonstrates his knowledge of the planets, and Andrew has a question about a birthday dessert.

Timberrr!

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0600

If a tree falls in your driveway and it's too dark outside to see, did it actually fall? Are omelettes scrambled eggs? These are the philosophical questions you can only get the answers to around The Backyard Bonfire.

Tastes Like Dragon

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0600

Ever wonder what dragon tastes like? Frank traveled to Medieval Times to find out. Andrew contemplated ordering some beef in bulk.

Frank's Dentist Adventure

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Frank's talking about his recent visit to the dentist and Andrew tries to explain the recent LEGO AT-AT controversy. Enjoy!

Masters of None

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 09:00:00 -0600

In this episode of the Backyard Bonfire the boys are here to talk about a bunch of stuff, and a cool app is played with for the final ember. Enjoy!

Way Too Early Christmas Conversation

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew are around the Bonfire! Andrew can't stop playing Halo: Infinite and Frank can't stop buying Christmas Lights!

Enjoy!

Cheating on the Barber

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600

The boys are back to discuss the consequences of cheating on your barber. Also some really cute rat paintings may be the perfect stocking stuffer. Frank also teaches Andrew about the death of one of our founding fathers. Enjoy!

The Language of the Future

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew are back to talk about their fear of confrontation, sign language, and chicken wings (but not hot dogs or bologna). Enjoy!

Gotta Croc em All

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Andrew had a pretty decent week. Frank is join the Croc hype train, Jibbitz and everything included!

Enjoy the show!

The Vexation Fixation

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Andrew had a bothersome week. Frank wonders about Bovine and Ovine, and maybe even some Porcine. Yeah this one got a little weird. Sorry... Enjoy!

Playing a Dangerous Game

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0500

Frank tests his luck and Andrew is a coward!

Making Our Own Squid Games

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0500

What childhood games would the bonfire be best at winning? We try to answer that question. Also Are we going on a treasure hunt? Andrew also is perplexed by peppers.

Enjoy!

Andrew's Biome Project

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0500

While watching Midnight Mass on Netflix, Andrew couldn't help but compare it to a science project from his youth. Also the greatest intro the podcast ever had courtesy of Brady the dog.

Frank Talks Disney

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Frank got called out on a different podcast so he's here to respond with his Disney Picks. Andrew learned a little something about the digestive system he wants to share during the final embers. Enjoy!

Wings and Marbles

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Andrew regales us with his highway survival story. Then he apologizes over his misunderstanding of wings. Frank gets to talk about one of his favorite sports and how his favorite team got screwed! Enjoy!

Frank Finally Finished Infinity War

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Frank is just about caught up with the MCU movies and wants to share his thoughts. Strap in cuz this is a long one. Also Andrew went to Trader Joe's and that was exciting for him so yeah. Enjoy!

Harry Potter Hundredth Episode Spectacular

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Can you believe it? There have been 100 episode of the Backyard Bonfire. To celebrate, Frank and Andrew dive into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter with an idea they had from before their first ever episode. Enjoy and thank you for listening, it means a lot!

The Football Episode

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Our third annual football preview episode is here! Woefully unprepared, the backyard bonfire boys give terrible predictions and can't wait to watch some football. Enjoy.

eBay Nostalgia and Better S'mores

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew Gather round the fire to improve upon s'mores and discuss the latest hotness from eBay. We also have an update on Frank's MCU watch-a-thon. Thanks for listening and enjoy!

Frank's Rage

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Frank is the maddest he's ever been and Andrew is Just along for the ride. Prepare to get lost in this episode of fun!

Stealing Penguins

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss which Olympic sport they would be best at, as well as what it was like seeing Chicago's Shedd Aquarium for the first time.

Bloody Noses and Light-headedness

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew talk about a bunch of fun stuff and do a whole lot of speculating without checking their facts. Enjoy!

Frank Returns

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Andrew is no longer unsupervised, so he gets to talk about his new favorite sports team. Frank wants to grow a corn fence, and Andrew thinks it's a fine idea. Plus an uplifting final ember.

Andrew Unsupervised

Sun, 18 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Frank's not here which means Andrew is free to make terrible decisions and make a list episode! What kind of list you ask? You have to listen to find out.

Podcastnado

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0500

It's Shark Week! The bonfire crew welcomes Queue Busters co-host as a guest Ken to celebrate shark week by talking about Sharknado. Not just Sharknado though, all six movies in the franchise. That's right... there are six.

We're Sorry America, and Captain America

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0500

The Bonfire boys most likely end up on a CIA watch list after this episode. Also Frank revisit the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a fun watch order. All that and more, around the bonfire.

Soccer Woes and Ted Lasso

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Andrew questions why we choose to suffer. Frank has streaming recommendations. Also a final ember with our favorite joke for the foreseeable future.

Bye Bikini Bottom and Hello Bears

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Patrick Star is hitting the big leagues! Frank and Andrew engage in some Ocean discourse before discussing dropping bears. But not drop bears, those are totally different and didn't come up. Anyway, welcome back to the bonfire.0

Clumsiness and Cloud-watching

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Andrew makes Frank listen to thrilling adventures like the creepy LED lightbulb, spice rack dominoes, and one super exciting cloud.

Well Water Wackiness

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Andrew and Frank gather around the bonfire to discuss a driving incident, old toys, and the wonders of well water. Enjoy!

Planes, Squirrels, and Tilt-a-Whirls

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Andrew experiences an authentic crocodile death roll. Frank experiences motion sickness. Both are equally interesting.

Animal Showdown

Mon, 24 May 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss the strength of different animals. After lamenting the stupidity of people Andrew shows off his own stupidity when it comes to clouds.

Killing With Kindness

Mon, 17 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Andrew quizzes Frank on the latest news stories to see if he can tell which are real, and which are fake.

Reunited at Last

Mon, 10 May 2021 07:00:00 -0500

The boys are back together again and have a lot of catching up to do. Plus a really useful final embers tip!

Ta"Ken" a Trip

Mon, 03 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Andrew is back! But Frank is gone. So Andrew's buddy Ken joins him to talk about their favorite types of trips.

Marriage Counseling

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Frank is joined by a special guest as Andrew tries his hand at becoming an uncle!

So Hot Right Now

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

The guys discuss how the 90s are coming back baby!

An Amazing Title and Even Better Segues

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 03:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew are back once more to learn about words, tell incredible jokes, and seamlessly transition from segment to segment.

Two Years Strong

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 03:00:00 -0500

Years, Two Years, Two Entire Years. Frank and Andrew take some time to appreciate their two year anniversary by having another conversation around the bonfire. They also talk about that song from The Sound of Music. You know the one, the one about the notes. Do being a doe and all that jazz. Anyways, enjoy.

Entropy and Other Big Words

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 03:00:00 -0500

The bonfire discusses chairs, the chaotic week, and a few overrated foods.

The Coolest Game in The World

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 03:00:00 -0500

The backyard bonfire boys are back with brother Rob for another bracket, just in time for March madness. This time, they determine the coolest fictional game in the world.

Million Dollar Feet

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew gather round to talk about some expensive feet, Oklahoma, and Superman.

Glue and Billboards

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 03:00:00 -0600

Frank explains a mysterious billboard. Andrew talks about glue. Elementary school is revisited, and bridges are explored.

Cheating in Monopoly

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew discuss ways to make classic board games more fun.

Mundane Meat Mumblings

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 03:00:00 -0600

Andrew talks about the excitement among the mundanicity? mundanity? mundaness? mundane-ness of his grocery shopping. Frank talks about meat cows, not the milk ones.

Wishing for more wishes

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 03:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew are back to discuss snow accidents, Genie accidents, and some other stuff too.

It's Snowtime

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We talk about snow, and snow tunnels, and snow plows, and snow pants. There's a lot of snow talk.

Frank and Andrew Invent Magic

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0600

Andrew has been watching a lot of TV about magic. He makes Frank help him design their own magic.

Changing Our Last Names

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew are joined by Brother Rob once again as they discuss the woes of going to the DMV, and what winning the lottery would mean to them.

Snack Attack

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew protec, they attac, but most importantly... they eat snac. They also discuss the drinking habits of dogs and provide updates on their resolutions.

Frank's Apology

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0600

Frank tells Andrew about Cobra Kai, football, and the people he has wronged.

Tiny Beans and Big Cartoons

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 03:00:00 -0600

Frank teaches Andrew that some cartoons are not the size they appear to be. Bean Dad's antics are discussed and resolutions for the new year are shared.

Flipping Houses and Catching Killers

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 03:00:00 -0600

Andrew Returns! (to talk abouts vidya games of course). Frank talks about meeting his neighbors, the frustration of tracking down a killer, and more!

A Left-Handed World

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Frank is joined by guest host Colin as they give tips and tricks to using a tape measurer and how Colin deals with living in a right-handed world as a left-handed person.

Chasing Cheese

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew discuss whether they would run down a hill after some cheese, or be chased by the bulls. They also give some great movie recommendations as the cold weather makes for prime tv watching time.

Most Recognizable Songs of All Time

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Frank quizzes Andrew on the most recognizable songs of all time. The guys begin to discuss their upcoming New Years Resolutions.

Frank Lets Andrew Talk About Chess

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew Return from Thanksgiving to talk reddit conspiracy theories and The Queen's Gambit.

A Circular Argument about Fractions

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 04:00:00 -0600

Frank asks questions, Andrew Poorly explains his answers to them; another thrilling week around the bonfire.

Spaceships vs Submarines

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 01:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew gather round the bonfire to chat about, spaceships, submarines, boats, and planes! There's also some talk about candy, TV, and genocide.

How to End up on a Watch List

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 02:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew return from their candy bracket ready to discuss, Christopher Columbus, the rules of being evil, and making bombs.

The Official Best Halloween Candy

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 09:00:00 -0600

The Candy Bracket closes out as the Backyard Bonfire crew determine what the best Halloween candy is, the answer may surprise you.

Halloween Bracket Number Two: Candy Boogaloo

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Chaos ensues as the guys are joined by a group of friends to try and narrow down which candy is the best Halloween candy.

Frank's Tough Week

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank takes the time to sniffle through a conversation about his tough week, Sudoku, and Reese's Cups.

Pizza Math

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 10:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew Return to discuss squirrels, getting rid of garbage, and pizza!

Brother, Dr, Mr

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

In this short episode, the guys cheers to Dr. Brother Rob as he embarks on his wedding day!

Andrew Got a Tattoo

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys have a great conversation about embarrassing moments.

Wrong Answers Only

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew are very excited to talk about this year's upcoming football season. Will their predictions be as poor as they were last year? Also, a very interesting Final Ember from Andrew leads to a very thought-provoking discussion.

The Drive-Thru Blues

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss what they've been watching in quarantine and the woes of a the fast food drive thru.

Andrew be Falling in the Pit

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew are joined by Dr. Brother Rob, as they discuss the crazy events that took place at Rob's bachelor party.

Cookie Monsters

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys discuss their favorite cookies, and what makes for the best middle name.

The Lunch Hour

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys host their first episode on lunch hour! They discuss proper manners in restaurants and at home. They also talk about what it's like talking to customer service.

Thieving Eagles

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew are joined by a new guest, their good friend Max! Together the guys talk about Anti-Jokes, Riddles, spending a day at IKEA and how good they are at stealing.

Andrew's Amazing Articles

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys give an update on the status of their chewing, talk about how Disney and Taylor Swift had them all up in their feels, and which gifts they would rather not recieve.

32 Bites of Soup

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500

This episode is full of debate as the guys argue if bagels are donuts, the proper way to put milk and cereal together, and if anything in a bowl is considered soup. The fun doesn't just stop with food, the guys also talk about the interesting involuntary movements their bodies make.

Stuck In A Time Loop

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys discuss watching Hamilton for the first time, what they would do if they got stuck in a time loop, and the pulling of mediocre pranks.

Podcast Bending

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys discuss how the games on their phones keep them up at night; and at long last the guys determine which form of bending from 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is best!

Something Chicken Related

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys are joined by Dr. (Brother) Rob as Frank explains his crazy day with a chicken. The group talks about stand up comedy, KISS, and how much they are willing to gamble.

The Fossil Debate

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys discuss what is on everyone's mind; the weather. From there they talk about being gym rats and high school. The guys end the discussion on a high note with a heated debate you'll have to hear to believe.

Not So Funny Bones

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank tells a truly embarrassing story, and the guys try to figure out where the worst place for a Funny Bone would be on your body.

Dropping Like Flies

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew go for a wild ride as the conversation turns from making pizza, to treasure hunting, to Spider Man, Shia Lebeouf, and then what kind of parents they want to be.

A Short Conversation

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss the event currently unfolding in the world, and encourage you to have your own discussions.

The Wrong Way Around The World

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss just how far they are willing to go to eat good food. Also, the guys tell stories of their high school antics.

Weird Animal Things

Mon, 25 May 2020 06:00:00 -0500

The guys are joined once again by Brother Rob as they discuss which wild animals they would and wouldn't ride. Also, find out what really bothers Frank while he's driving!

Let's Get Quizzical

Mon, 18 May 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew take a series of quizzes to find out what Disney Princess they are, and even what kind of tree they are.

Coyotes and Night Owls

Mon, 11 May 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew continue to social distance as they discuss whether or not they are morning people or night owls. The guys also dream of life as extreme sport athletes and Discovery Channel show hosts.

Our Type of Banana Bread

Mon, 04 May 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew continue to live life in quarantine where they are trying new recipes for dinner, new home work outs and binge watching all the old shows from their childhood. Take a listen and make your life in lockdown a little less boring.

The Best Game Ever

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Andrew pushes through the aches and pains of determining his favorite video game. The guys finish off the bracket and Andrew can finally relax.

Brack At It

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew begin a new chapter of podcasting as they now come to you WEEKLY! What better way to begin these new installments than with a bracket!? The guys take a deep dive into the world of video games as Andrew is tasked with identifying which game is his favorite!

Bonfire Book Club

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew are joined by a group of friends as they all try to deal with life in quarantine.

Moral of The Story

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew record in separate locations for the first time as they discuss how they're dealing with sheltering in place. They talk about children's stories and of course which cereal is best when you have no milk.

Wash Your Hands and Fruit

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss the elephant in the room and how they are preparing for the current pandemic.

Two Moons, One Earth

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew talk about the crazy world of online scambaiting, identity theft, Kickstarter drama, and other crazy tales. Thankfully... It's Friday.

Where Everybody Knows Our Name

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 09:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew are joined by Brother Rob to review their previous football predictions. They also discuss owning their own bar, and going where everyone would know their names.

Don't Run With Scissors

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Once again joined by Colin, Frank and Andrew discuss near death experiences, winning the lottery, and if reading books in high school really paid off.

Yearbook Famous

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew are joined by their friend Ken. The group reminisces about growing up and experiencing life.

The Pizza Resolution

Mon, 06 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew are joined once again by Colin, where they discuss their resolutions for 2020 or lack there of.

The Wheel Goes Round

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew catch up after some time apart. Losing cell phones and technologies and discussing what invention might be the best ever.

And The Winner Is..

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew finish the bracket to determine what Frank's favorite TV show is!

The Biggest Decision of Frank's Life

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0600

Andrew and Frank sit down to determine what Frank's favorite television show is.

Our Golden Episode

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0600

Frank and Andrew discuss The Office and other shows, along with how to cook polish cuisine.

Monster Mash

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Andrew and Frank are joined by a group of friends as they determine what is the scariest monster.

Stuffed And Grilled

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Andrew and Frank talk about opening a restaurant and what their secret obsessions are.

Training Day

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew tell tales of Train Delays, reminisce of 2009, and rate the best way to drink pop.

A Bridge To Space

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Andrew and Frank discuss going to space, what defines a sport, and what's on their bucket lists.

Let's Wait and See

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0500

This episode welcomes back Brother Rob to talk about speaking Spanish, Wine tasting, and above all the return of Football Season!

Gym Class Heroes

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss an array of topics from crashing weddings to being the best in gym class.

Eat, Sleep, Play D & D

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew plan a hot dog eating contest. Only time will tell who can eat the most.

Bigfoot, Aliens, Ghosts! Oh my!

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0500

We pick what our support animal would be. When we expand our ideas to mythological creatures the conversation goes a little sideways.

Quintessential Us

Mon, 08 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew rank the four seasons and discuss Frank's camping career.

Science Fair Drop Outs

Mon, 24 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Our friend Colin joins the show to discuss a wide range of topics. Listen along as we jump from talking about road kill to eating food without skipping a beat.

Preparing for the Robot Take Over

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew debate their pet peeves leading to conversations about robot take overs and the proper way to spell pierogi.

Faking Our Own Deaths

Mon, 27 May 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss a wide range of topics from tattoos to pizza.

Spoiling Old Movies

Mon, 13 May 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew discuss movies with interesting endings.

Andrew Poorly Explains the MCU

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0500

Andrew explains the MCU to Frank in preparation for Avengers Endgame.

Tales of Childhoods Past

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Frank and Andrew are joined by Frank's brother Rob! Talks of childhood shenanigans bring lots of laughs.

We Want Strangers To Like Us

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 00:00:00 -0500

The first episode of the Backyard Bonfire Podcast. Frank and Andrew discuss their hopes for this brand new podcast.