Painted on the Tank Thu, 01 Oct 2026 23:57:17 -0400 https://www.paintedonthetank.com en-us © 2026 Painted on the Tank yes 0af608d9-62d5-5b6e-90b4-2b827d61eb79 Chris Rowland episodic false Starting September 18th, 2026. The strangest high school nicknames in America, and why they exist. At the end you help decide who takes the title of best HS nickname in the country. The winning school gets bragging rights, and $1,000!


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]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Chris Rowland https://storage.buzzsprout.com/tjduql1d44wumynhy6wfhaoacow3?.jpg Painted on the Tank https://www.paintedonthetank.com Chris Rowland 3. Hutto Hippos 3. Hutto Hippos Our winner of Teutopolis and Watersmeet is announced and listen how a hippopotamus on the loose in a small Texas town, leads to the birth of a "nation."

Can the Hutto High School Hippos advance to the next round of our tournament seeking the best nickname in America?  You decide.

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]]> Our winner of Teutopolis and Watersmeet is announced and listen how a hippopotamus on the loose in a small Texas town, leads to the birth of a "nation."

Can the Hutto High School Hippos advance to the next round of our tournament seeking the best nickname in America?  You decide.

www.paintedonthetank.com

]]> Chris Rowland Buzzsprout-19891686 Thu, 01 Oct 2026 23:00:00 -0400 1056 1 3 full false 2. Watersmeet Nimrods 2. Watersmeet Nimrods VOTE NOW - Nimrods vs Wooden Shoes.  Comment your pick on our FB page.

VOTE on the website: https://forms.gle/HkMB4dFEBFucxGFZ9

How a nickname shifted from respect to insult, and why a team still embraces it.  Join me for the story of the Watersmeet (MI) Nimrods.


]]> VOTE NOW - Nimrods vs Wooden Shoes.  Comment your pick on our FB page.

VOTE on the website: https://forms.gle/HkMB4dFEBFucxGFZ9

How a nickname shifted from respect to insult, and why a team still embraces it.  Join me for the story of the Watersmeet (MI) Nimrods.


]]> Chris Rowland Buzzsprout-19863818 Fri, 25 Sep 2026 11:00:00 -0400 1022 1 2 full false Painted on the Tank - Trailer Painted on the Tank - Trailer A new podcast covering the most bizarre high school nicknames in America!  Help us to decide who is worthy of the $1,000 cash prize!

Episodes every Friday!

]]> A new podcast covering the most bizarre high school nicknames in America!  Help us to decide who is worthy of the $1,000 cash prize!

Episodes every Friday!

]]> Chris Rowland Buzzsprout-19829056 Fri, 18 Sep 2026 17:00:00 -0400 69 1 full false 1. Teutopolis Wooden Shoes 1. Teutopolis Wooden Shoes VOTE NOW - Wooden Shoes vs Nimrods.  Comment your pick on our FB page.

VOTE on the website: https://forms.gle/HkMB4dFEBFucxGFZ9


Join me as we discuss how the Teutopolis Wooden Shoes got their unique nickname!  Can they win the $1,000 cash prize at the end of the season?

Be sure to listen and then vote!



]]> VOTE NOW - Wooden Shoes vs Nimrods.  Comment your pick on our FB page.

VOTE on the website: https://forms.gle/HkMB4dFEBFucxGFZ9


Join me as we discuss how the Teutopolis Wooden Shoes got their unique nickname!  Can they win the $1,000 cash prize at the end of the season?

Be sure to listen and then vote!



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