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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This week on BGW, Brooke &amp; Emerson are back with another episode full of unhinged opinions, questionable takes, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed between the two of us. 😂 We’re getting into the things that people have VERY strong opinions about—from leaving someone on read and double-texting to being late, canceling plans, slow walkers, awkward social situations, and so much more. Some of these might have you agreeing with us… and others might have you ques...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week on <b>BGW</b>, Brooke &amp; Emerson are back with another episode full of <b>unhinged opinions, questionable takes, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed between the two of us.</b> 😂</p><p>We’re getting into the things that people have VERY strong opinions about—from leaving someone on read and double-texting to being late, canceling plans, slow walkers, awkward social situations, and so much more. Some of these might have you agreeing with us… and others might have you questioning our sanity. 💀</p><p>AND because apparently last week’s <b>Am I The Asshole?</b> saga wasn’t messy enough… <b>PART TWO IS HERE.</b> 👀 The story continues, and somehow it gets <b>worse… which makes it even better for us.</b> 😂</p><p>So grab your headphones, get comfortable, and come hang out with us while we say what everyone else is thinking!</p><p>🎧 <b>Listen now and let us know: are WE the assholes for these opinions?</b> 👀</p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week on <b>BGW</b>, Brooke &amp; Emerson are back with another episode full of <b>unhinged opinions, questionable takes, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed between the two of us.</b> 😂</p><p>We’re getting into the things that people have VERY strong opinions about—from leaving someone on read and double-texting to being late, canceling plans, slow walkers, awkward social situations, and so much more. Some of these might have you agreeing with us… and others might have you questioning our sanity. 💀</p><p>AND because apparently last week’s <b>Am I The Asshole?</b> saga wasn’t messy enough… <b>PART TWO IS HERE.</b> 👀 The story continues, and somehow it gets <b>worse… which makes it even better for us.</b> 😂</p><p>So grab your headphones, get comfortable, and come hang out with us while we say what everyone else is thinking!</p><p>🎧 <b>Listen now and let us know: are WE the assholes for these opinions?</b> 👀</p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ This Week on Bitch Guess What… This week’s episode is all over the place—in the BEST way 😂 We’re talking about the crash, some absolutely crazy Maid of Honor drama, and giving our thoughts on the Love Island reunion 👀 We also dive into a question submitted by one of you: If our entire family was stranded on an island, who would we leave behind? 😂🏝️👀 You definitely don’t want to miss our answers! And because our lives are apparently a complete circus, we also talk about our...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>🎙️ <b>This Week on Bitch Guess What…</b></p><p>This week’s episode is all over the place—in the BEST way 😂 We’re talking about <b>the crash</b>, some absolutely <b>crazy Maid of Honor drama</b>, and giving our thoughts on the <b>Love Island reunion</b> 👀</p><p>We also dive into a <b>question submitted by one of you</b>: <em>If our entire family was stranded on an island, who would we leave behind?</em> 😂🏝️👀 You definitely don’t want to miss our answers!</p><p>And because our lives are apparently a complete circus, we also talk about our <b>dogs getting sprayed by skunks</b> 😭🦨</p><p>From wedding drama and reality TV to family betrayals and skunk disasters, this episode is packed with chaos, opinions, and plenty of laughs! 😂🎙️ <b>Tune in now to Bitch Guess What!</b></p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>🎙️ <b>This Week on Bitch Guess What…</b></p><p>This week’s episode is all over the place—in the BEST way 😂 We’re talking about <b>the crash</b>, some absolutely <b>crazy Maid of Honor drama</b>, and giving our thoughts on the <b>Love Island reunion</b> 👀</p><p>We also dive into a <b>question submitted by one of you</b>: <em>If our entire family was stranded on an island, who would we leave behind?</em> 😂🏝️👀 You definitely don’t want to miss our answers!</p><p>And because our lives are apparently a complete circus, we also talk about our <b>dogs getting sprayed by skunks</b> 😭🦨</p><p>From wedding drama and reality TV to family betrayals and skunk disasters, this episode is packed with chaos, opinions, and plenty of laughs! 😂🎙️ <b>Tune in now to Bitch Guess What!</b></p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Bitches, this week is a special one! Emerson’s little brother, Keeton, is officially back from deployment and joining us on the podcast! 🇺🇸 We’re sitting down to talk about his experiences, life in the Marines, being deployed, coming back home, and of course… whatever other chaos comes up along the way. 😂 You definitely don’t want to miss this episode of Bitch, Guess What?! 🎙️🔥   Support the show ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p><b>Bitches, this week is a special one!</b> Emerson’s little brother, Keeton, is officially back from deployment and joining us on the podcast! 🇺🇸 We’re sitting down to talk about his experiences, life in the Marines, being deployed, coming back home, and of course… whatever other chaos comes up along the way. 😂 You definitely don’t want to miss this episode of <b>Bitch, Guess What?!</b> 🎙️🔥</p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This week on Bitch Guess What, we’re talking about all the things we wish someone would’ve told us before we entered our 20s! From friendships and relationships to money, growing up, finding yourself, and learning some hard truths the hard way—we’re sharing the advice we wish we had before stepping into adulthood.   We also brought back “Am I the Asshole?” 👀 and gave you a little sneak peek into what’s coming in next week’s episode! 🎙️😂   Whether you’re about to enter your 20...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p><b>This week on Bitch Guess What, we’re talking about all the things we wish someone would’ve told us before we entered our 20s! From friendships and relationships to money, growing up, finding yourself, and learning some hard truths the hard way—we’re sharing the advice we wish we had before stepping into adulthood.</b></p><p><br/></p><p><b>We also brought back “Am I the Asshole?” </b>👀<b> and gave you a little sneak peek into what’s coming in next week’s episode! </b>🎙️😂</p><p><br/></p><p><b>Whether you’re about to enter your 20s or you’re already in them thinking, </b><b><em>“I wish someone would’ve told me that!”</em></b><b>—this episode is for you!<br/></b><br/></p><p>This episode is brought to you by-“Okie angler co.”</p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p><b>This week on Bitch Guess What, we’re talking about all the things we wish someone would’ve told us before we entered our 20s! From friendships and relationships to money, growing up, finding yourself, and learning some hard truths the hard way—we’re sharing the advice we wish we had before stepping into adulthood.</b></p><p><br/></p><p><b>We also brought back “Am I the Asshole?” </b>👀<b> and gave you a little sneak peek into what’s coming in next week’s episode! </b>🎙️😂</p><p><br/></p><p><b>Whether you’re about to enter your 20s or you’re already in them thinking, </b><b><em>“I wish someone would’ve told me that!”</em></b><b>—this episode is for you!<br/></b><br/></p><p>This episode is brought to you by-“Okie angler co.”</p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ Bitch Guess What — Episode 2: Grief This episode gets a little deeper, bitches. ❤️‍🩹 We’re talking about grief—the kind that comes with losing someone, losing a relationship, losing a version of yourself, and all the feelings nobody really prepares you for. We’re getting real about the ugly cries, the anger, the memories, the guilt, and learning how to keep going when someone or something you loved is no longer there. Grab your tissues, because this one might hit a little ...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p><b>🎙️ Bitch Guess What — Episode 2: Grief</b></p><p>This episode gets a little deeper, bitches. ❤️‍🩹</p><p>We’re talking about <b>grief</b>—the kind that comes with losing someone, losing a relationship, losing a version of yourself, and all the feelings nobody really prepares you for. We’re getting real about the ugly cries, the anger, the memories, the guilt, and learning how to keep going when someone or something you loved is no longer there.</p><p>Grab your tissues, because this one might hit a little too close to home. 🥺🖤</p><p><b>Bitch, guess what… grief doesn’t look the same for everyone. And that’s okay.</b></p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p><b>🎙️ Bitch Guess What — Episode 2: Grief</b></p><p>This episode gets a little deeper, bitches. ❤️‍🩹</p><p>We’re talking about <b>grief</b>—the kind that comes with losing someone, losing a relationship, losing a version of yourself, and all the feelings nobody really prepares you for. We’re getting real about the ugly cries, the anger, the memories, the guilt, and learning how to keep going when someone or something you loved is no longer there.</p><p>Grab your tissues, because this one might hit a little too close to home. 🥺🖤</p><p><b>Bitch, guess what… grief doesn’t look the same for everyone. And that’s okay.</b></p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ Episode 1: Welcome to Bitch Guess What! Welcome to the very first episode of Bitch Guess What! 💋🎙️  We’re Brooke &amp; Emerson, two best friends who have A LOT to say and absolutely no filter. In our first episode, we’re introducing ourselves, telling you how we became friends, sharing some laughs, and giving you a little taste of what you can expect from BGW. From relationships and friendships to drama, life stories, advice, and the things we probably shouldn’t say out lo...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p><b>🎙️ Episode 1: Welcome to Bitch Guess What!</b></p><p><b>Welcome to the very first episode of Bitch Guess What!</b> 💋🎙️<br/> We’re Brooke &amp; Emerson, two best friends who have A LOT to say and absolutely no filter. In our first episode, we’re introducing ourselves, telling you how we became friends, sharing some laughs, and giving you a little taste of what you can expect from BGW.</p><p>From relationships and friendships to drama, life stories, advice, and the things we probably shouldn’t say out loud… <b>we’re talking about ALL of it.</b> 😂</p><p>So grab your drink, get comfortable, and <b>bitch… guess what?!</b> 👀💅</p><p><b>Follow along and send us your questions, stories, and situations because you never know what we’ll talk about next!</b> ❤️</p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p><b>🎙️ Episode 1: Welcome to Bitch Guess What!</b></p><p><b>Welcome to the very first episode of Bitch Guess What!</b> 💋🎙️<br/> We’re Brooke &amp; Emerson, two best friends who have A LOT to say and absolutely no filter. In our first episode, we’re introducing ourselves, telling you how we became friends, sharing some laughs, and giving you a little taste of what you can expect from BGW.</p><p>From relationships and friendships to drama, life stories, advice, and the things we probably shouldn’t say out loud… <b>we’re talking about ALL of it.</b> 😂</p><p>So grab your drink, get comfortable, and <b>bitch… guess what?!</b> 👀💅</p><p><b>Follow along and send us your questions, stories, and situations because you never know what we’ll talk about next!</b> ❤️</p><p><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2634673/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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