Captains Log - The Narcissist in Stillness Wed, 17 Jun 2026 17:00:53 -0700 https://captainslog.buzzsprout.com en-us © 2026 Captains Log yes 99428c68-fd1a-548f-9bae-8c0f7f207300 gbot@assessmentfirstdata.com Found Mythogenesis episodic false ...diary entries written by a stowaway trapped alone aboard a massive late-1500s merchant ship stranded in a windless region of the Atlantic.

The narrator is a criminal; a grifter; a shapeshifter; brilliant but not wise; narcissistic but self-aware enough to be funny; trapped alone. 


The crew is gone.


The ship is stocked with enough provisions to survive for years.


The ocean is calm.


No wind.


No audience.


No friction.


The narrator's true enemy is not starvation.


It is stillness.

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) captains log, humorous essays, personal stories, storytelling, voice acting, absurdist comedy, creative nonfiction, mythogenesis, audio diary, comic monologue, satire, self reflection Found Mythogenesis gbot@assessmentfirstdata.com https://storage.buzzsprout.com/1uqcss8ur2wozvh8ge974etgxxis?.jpg Captains Log - The Narcissist in Stillness The Trial of a Word The Trial of a Word A private humiliation. A suspicious word. A man forced, against his better judgment, to admit that “systematized” may not be the crime against language he believed it to be.

In this log entry, Captain’s Log investigates the tragic collision between intellectual vanity, dictionary evidence, and the unbearable burden of being corrected in private.

A short comic monologue about language, overconfidence, and the horrifying possibility that civilization may occasionally be right.

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]]> A private humiliation. A suspicious word. A man forced, against his better judgment, to admit that “systematized” may not be the crime against language he believed it to be.

In this log entry, Captain’s Log investigates the tragic collision between intellectual vanity, dictionary evidence, and the unbearable burden of being corrected in private.

A short comic monologue about language, overconfidence, and the horrifying possibility that civilization may occasionally be right.

https://foundmythogenesis.com

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