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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Aeacus walks Menippus through the underworld's celebrity wing. Heroes are dust. Pythagoras immediately asks for beans. Empedocles arrives charred from Etna and blames melancholy; Menippus corrects him: vanity. Socrates is across the way, still chatting up beautiful young men. He is the one philosopher who is genuinely at home. Cast: Menippus, Aeacus, Pythagoras, Empedocles, Socrates.]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Protesilaus is found strangling Helen at the gate. Aeacus calmly redirects him: blame Menelaus. Menelaus redirects him to Paris. Paris pleads Eros, that mandatory god. Aeacus answers on Eros's behalf and points out that Protesilaus jumped first onto the Trojan beach, recklessly, all by himself. Protesilaus, cornered, blames Fate — which Aeacus, fairly, accepts. Cast: Aeacus, Protesilaus, Menelaus, Paris.]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>A Skull Called Helen</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Menippus asks Hermes for the celebrity tour — Hyacinthus, Narcissus, Nireus, Helen. Hermes points out a skull. Menippus is unimpressed: this is what a thousand ships were filled for. Hermes, on the clock, briefly defends Homer's verdict, then excuses himself to collect the next batch of dead. Cast: Menippus, Hermes.]]></itunes:summary>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:07:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Thirsty Without a Mouth</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Menippus finds Tantalus weeping by the lake and asks the practical question: what does a soul without a body need a drink for? Tantalus explains that this is precisely the punishment — to thirst as though he had a body. Menippus, gently and without mockery, observes that the problem appears to be the wanting, not the water. The pathos is real; the practicality is the comedy. Cast: Menippus, Tantalus.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Menippus finds Tantalus weeping by the lake and asks the practical question: what does a soul without a body need a drink for? Tantalus explains that this is precisely the punishment — to thirst as though he had a body. Menippus, gently and without mockery, observes that the problem appears to be the wanting, not the water. The pathos is real; the practicality is the comedy. Cast: Menippus, Tantalus.]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:06:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Heracles, More or Less</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Diogenes spots Heracles in the underworld and asks the obvious question: how can the son of Zeus be a corpse? Heracles explains he is only the shade — the real Heracles is upstairs married to Hebe. Diogenes ties him in metaphysical knots until there are three Heracleses and one extra father to account for. Heracles reaches for his bow. Cast: Diogenes, Heracles.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Diogenes spots Heracles in the underworld and asks the obvious question: how can the son of Zeus be a corpse? Heracles explains he is only the shade — the real Heracles is upstairs married to Hebe. Diogenes ties him in metaphysical knots until there are three Heracleses and one extra father to account for. Heracles reaches for his bow. Cast: Diogenes, Heracles.]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Diogenes spots Heracles in the underworld and asks the obvious question: how can the son of Zeus be a corpse? Heracles explains he is only the shade — the real Heracles is upstairs married to Hebe. Diogenes ties him in metaphysical knots until there are three Heracleses and one extra father to account for. Heracles reaches for his bow. Cast: Diogenes, Heracles.]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:05:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>I&#39;d Rather Be a Hired Hand</itunes:title>
    <title>I&#39;d Rather Be a Hired Hand</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Achilles tells Antilochus, plainly and quietly, that he regrets the choice: the glory is useless and the dead are all equal under the same gloom. Antilochus does not indulge him — he points out that everyone here is in the same situation, including Heracles and Meleager, and that the others bear it in silence rather than make wishes that get laughed at. The pathos is real. Cast: Antilochus, Achilles.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Achilles tells Antilochus, plainly and quietly, that he regrets the choice: the glory is useless and the dead are all equal under the same gloom. Antilochus does not indulge him — he points out that everyone here is in the same situation, including Heracles and Meleager, and that the others bear it in silence rather than make wishes that get laughed at. The pathos is real. Cast: Antilochus, Achilles.]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Achilles tells Antilochus, plainly and quietly, that he regrets the choice: the glory is useless and the dead are all equal under the same gloom. Antilochus does not indulge him — he points out that everyone here is in the same situation, including Heracles and Meleager, and that the others bear it in silence rather than make wishes that get laughed at. The pathos is real. Cast: Antilochus, Achilles.]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:04:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Philip Has Notes</itunes:title>
    <title>Philip Has Notes</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexander's father takes him through the campaign, item by item, with paternal exasperation: Medes in soft slippers were not real opponents, the kandys and tiara were embarrassing, the dinner-party murders unforgivable. The one thing Philip approves of is Alexander's restraint with Darius's family. The being-a-god routine, Philip notes, fell apart every time Alexander got wounded. Cast: Philip, Alexander.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Alexander&apos;s father takes him through the campaign, item by item, with paternal exasperation: Medes in soft slippers were not real opponents, the kandys and tiara were embarrassing, the dinner-party murders unforgivable. The one thing Philip approves of is Alexander&apos;s restraint with Darius&apos;s family. The being-a-god routine, Philip notes, fell apart every time Alexander got wounded. Cast: Philip, Alexander.]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Alexander&apos;s father takes him through the campaign, item by item, with paternal exasperation: Medes in soft slippers were not real opponents, the kandys and tiara were embarrassing, the dinner-party murders unforgivable. The one thing Philip approves of is Alexander&apos;s restraint with Darius&apos;s family. The being-a-god routine, Philip notes, fell apart every time Alexander got wounded. Cast: Philip, Alexander.]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:03:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Son of Ammon</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Diogenes greets Alexander with 'so you're dead too' and proceeds to dismantle the divine-parentage story, the unburied corpse still lying in Babylon, and the Egyptian godhood Ptolemy is allegedly arranging. Alexander weeps about Aristotle's flattery; Diogenes prescribes long draughts from Lethe and points out that Cleitus and Callisthenes are already heading this way. Cast: Diogenes, Alexander.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Diogenes greets Alexander with &apos;so you&apos;re dead too&apos; and proceeds to dismantle the divine-parentage story, the unburied corpse still lying in Babylon, and the Egyptian godhood Ptolemy is allegedly arranging. Alexander weeps about Aristotle&apos;s flattery; Diogenes prescribes long draughts from Lethe and points out that Cleitus and Callisthenes are already heading this way. Cast: Diogenes, Alexander.]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:02:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Alexander, Hannibal, Scipio</itunes:title>
    <title>Alexander, Hannibal, Scipio</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[A formal set-piece in Minos's court: Alexander and Hannibal argue precedence, with real competitive heat. Hannibal makes the most self-made case — no divine parents, no fake gods, just the Alps and the Po and rings measured in bushels. Alexander answers with the Granicus, the Ocean, and Porus. Scipio steps in late, concedes to Alexander, and quietly demolishes Hannibal's claim. Minos ranks them and moves on. Cast: Alexander, Hannibal, Minos, Scipio.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[A formal set-piece in Minos&apos;s court: Alexander and Hannibal argue precedence, with real competitive heat. Hannibal makes the most self-made case — no divine parents, no fake gods, just the Alps and the Po and rings measured in bushels. Alexander answers with the Granicus, the Ocean, and Porus. Scipio steps in late, concedes to Alexander, and quietly demolishes Hannibal&apos;s claim. Minos ranks them and moves on. Cast: Alexander, Hannibal, Minos, Scipio.]]></description>
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    <itunes:title>Wisdom, Self-Sufficiency, Truth</itunes:title>
    <title>Wisdom, Self-Sufficiency, Truth</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Crates tells Diogenes about two cousins, Moerichus and Aristeas, who spent years buttering each other up for mutual inheritance and then died on the same day in the same shipwreck. The estates went to relatives who hadn't seen it coming. Diogenes and Crates compare notes on the only inheritance that matters: wild-olive sticks, satchels, lupins, and plain speech. Cast: Crates, Diogenes.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Crates tells Diogenes about two cousins, Moerichus and Aristeas, who spent years buttering each other up for mutual inheritance and then died on the same day in the same shipwreck. The estates went to relatives who hadn&apos;t seen it coming. Diogenes and Crates compare notes on the only inheritance that matters: wild-olive sticks, satchels, lupins, and plain speech. Cast: Crates, Diogenes.]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:00:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Strip Before Boarding</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Charon's boat is overloaded, so Hermes runs a stripping inspection on the gangway. Lampichus the tyrant surrenders his diadem, cruelty, and rage item by item; Damasias the wrestler sheds his flesh and victory wreaths; Craton gives up the family monument; an unnamed philosopher is found to be packing gold, vices, and a five-pound beard, which Menippus chops off with an axe. The rhetorician complies in one line. Cast: Charon, Hermes, Menippus, Lampichus, Damasias, Craton, The Philosopher, The R...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Charon&apos;s boat is overloaded, so Hermes runs a stripping inspection on the gangway. Lampichus the tyrant surrenders his diadem, cruelty, and rage item by item; Damasias the wrestler sheds his flesh and victory wreaths; Craton gives up the family monument; an unnamed philosopher is found to be packing gold, vices, and a five-pound beard, which Menippus chops off with an axe. The rhetorician complies in one line. Cast: Charon, Hermes, Menippus, Lampichus, Damasias, Craton, The Philosopher, The Rhetorician.]]></description>
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    <itunes:title>Ninety-Eight and Adored</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Simylus is astonished to learn that Polystratus, the notorious tightwad he remembered, spent his last thirty years being fawned over by lovers — rich, bald, dribbling — competing for a place in the will. Polystratus left everything to a twenty-year-old Phrygian he'd just bought, who is now considered better-born than Codrus. Simylus, eventually, approves. Cast: Simylus, Polystratus.]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Simylus is astonished to learn that Polystratus, the notorious tightwad he remembered, spent his last thirty years being fawned over by lovers — rich, bald, dribbling — competing for a place in the will. Polystratus left everything to a twenty-year-old Phrygian he&apos;d just bought, who is now considered better-born than Codrus. Simylus, eventually, approves. Cast: Simylus, Polystratus.]]></description>
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    <itunes:title>The Fawn Hunts the Lion</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cnemon explains to Damasias how he drew up a public will leaving everything to wealthy childless Hermolaus, expecting reciprocity. The roof then fell in on Cnemon. Hermolaus has the lot. A short, brisk farce: Cnemon out-schemed himself. Cast: Cnemon, Damasias.]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Cnemon explains to Damasias how he drew up a public will leaving everything to wealthy childless Hermolaus, expecting reciprocity. The roof then fell in on Cnemon. Hermolaus has the lot. A short, brisk farce: Cnemon out-schemed himself. Cast: Cnemon, Damasias.]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>The Wrong Cup</itunes:title>
    <title>The Wrong Cup</title>
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