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    <itunes:title>My First Book Has Been Sent to the Editor: Notice of Assignment</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Writing a complete book is a weird, nerve-wracking, and exhilarating feeling. But the milestone is officially locked in. Today, we are pulling a wildcard. Rather than our usual Wednesday case file, this episode brings a massive announcement: The debut Cal Brink novel is officially written, finished, and sitting in the hands of a powerhouse editor. Stepping out of your comfort zone to put yourself out there is a daunting process—especially when your editor has shaped books for major authors li...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>The boot trucks were like prowler subs</b></p><p><b>In the high-stakes game of mobile surveillance, the biggest threat to a private eye isn&apos;t a blown cover. Sometimes it’s a city parking enforcement officer.</b></p><p>Following a subject through the crowded, chaotic streets of Washington, D.C. in the late 1980s required intense focus. But keeping a target vehicle in sight was only half the battle. The real nightmare started when the subject finally found a rare parking spot downtown or in Georgetown, leaving an investigator dangling in the middle of a live traffic lane.</p><p>In this episode, we discuss the mundane fieldcraft of a low-level private investigator. From abandoning a running vehicle with its flashers on to ride an elevator with a high-profile target, to exploiting a massive database loophole between the Maryland MVA and D.C. parking enforcement, this is the raw reality of working the pavement before modern technology took over.</p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>Dangling on Connecticut Ave:</b> The split-second decision to ditch a car in the middle of a D.C. street to shadow a target and an unidentified brunette into a prestigious hotel.</li><li><b>The Prowler Submarines:</b> Navigating the city&apos;s aggressive army of parking boots and the absolute priority D.C. placed on parking enforcement.</li><li><b>The Missing Plate Loophole:</b> How an open secret among private eyes and messenger couriers kept surveillance vehicles moving by abusing a lack of state reciprocity.</li><li><b>No Badge, No Rules:</b> The tactical differences between police power and an independent operator who simply treats parking tickets as the cost of doing business.</li></ul><p><b>Key Quote:</b> <em>&quot;Private investigators serving subpoenas or waiting on a surveillance didn’t warrant any special treatment by the parking cops... You realize it’s just a part of the day.&quot;</em></p><p><b>Connect with the Inner Circle:</b> If you want to read the full breakdown of 1980s street science, head over to the newsletter at <a href='https://processserverchronicles.com'>ProcessServerChronicles.com</a>. To get early, advance access to the first four chapters of the upcoming crime fiction novella <em>Notice of Assignment</em>, visit <a href='https://calbrink.com'>CalBrink.com</a> today.</p><p><em>New episodes of the Behavioral Detective Podcast release every Wednesday and Sunday.</em></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The perfect surveillance vehicle doesn't turn heads—it disappears completely. But sometimes, an invisible car has a history straight out of an espionage thriller. It’s 1994, and Cal Brink is finally ready to upgrade his legendary, two-door Ford Escort. At 234,000 miles, the Escort is a surveillance tank, but it leaks fluid like a sieve. With a new baby to haul around, Cal needs space, four doors, and—most importantly—absolute anonymity. In the DMV area, nothing hides in plain sight quite like...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>The perfect surveillance vehicle doesn&apos;t turn heads—it disappears completely. But sometimes, an invisible car has a history straight out of an espionage thriller.</b></p><p>It’s 1994, and Cal Brink is finally ready to upgrade his legendary, two-door Ford Escort. At 234,000 miles, the Escort is a surveillance tank, but it leaks fluid like a sieve. With a new baby to haul around, Cal needs space, four doors, and—most importantly—absolute anonymity. In the DMV area, nothing hides in plain sight quite like a used, white, 1992 Ford Taurus. It is the ultimate tool for a process server sitting on alleys for hours, hoping to go unnoticed.</p><p>But sitting across from a classic, sharp-dealing finance manager at the dealership, Cal looks down at the vehicle title and finds an unforgettable twist. The previous registered owner? You&apos;ll have to listen for the details. </p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>The Art of the Invisible Car:</b> Why the best-selling sedans of the 90s were a private investigator&apos;s greatest asset for tracking targets.</li><li><b>The F&amp;I Shark:</b> Navigating the classic dealership desk choreography of declining undercoatings, warranties, and weatherproofing.</li><li><b>The Diplomatic Title:</b> The surreal realization that Cal&apos;s new, mundane family sedan used to run errands behind the secure gates of the Soviet embassy ecosystem.</li><li><b>Truth vs. Fiction:</b> How real-life investigative tradecraft in Washington, D.C., directly bleeds into the fabric of the Cal Brink Files.</li></ul><p><b>Key Quote:</b> <em>“The beauty of the Ford Taurus? Like the Escort, it was a best seller in its day... If you saw a black Escort or a white Taurus, you didn’t even bat an eye. Even if it seemed like it had been following you.”</em></p><p><b>Claim Your Advance Access:</b> The Cal Brink Files live at the intersection of truth and fiction. Head over to <a href='https://calbrink.com'>CalBrink.com</a> right now to get exclusive, early access to the first chapters of the upcoming crime fiction novella, <em>Notice of Assignment</em>, releasing late this fall.</p><p><em>New episodes of the Behavioral Detective Podcast release every Wednesday and Sunday.</em></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Most people think real estate fraud started in 2008. But back in 1992, the blueprints for the Great Recession were already being drawn in the front seat of a parked car.</b></p><p>Meet George. To the banks, he’s a pristine, reliable real estate appraiser. To a select group of shady investors hiding behind LLCs, he’s a &quot;facilitator.&quot; To stop him, Cal Brink had to get his real estate license, learn how to &quot;comp&quot; a property from a top agent in a flamboyant Easter hat, and hit the pavement to map a pattern of deception.</p><p>When George pulls up to a townhouse in Northeast DC and deviates from his strict daily routine, Cal is waiting in the shadows with his camera. What follows is a textbook lesson in street science: a blacked-out Suburban, a thick white envelope changing hands, and a 30-percent property markup without the appraiser ever stepping foot inside the house.</p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>Agent Tradecraft:</b> Why Cal joined the local board of realtors just to secure the data.</li><li><b>The Anatomy of a Handoff:</b> Documenting the precise 2:15 PM exchange that left a paper trail straight to a crooked mortgage.</li><li><b>The Appraisal Illusion:</b> The hard truth about who home appraisals actually protect (Hint: It’s not the buyer).</li><li><b>Same as It Ever Was:</b> How the rules of finance favor the wealthy while giving everyday buyers a financial colonoscopy.</li></ul><p><b>Key Quote:</b> <em>&quot;The banks think he’s a criminal. Financial fraud, they call it. His ‘special’ clients, the real estate investors? They think of him as a facilitator.&quot;</em></p><p><b>Follow the Journey:</b> Subscribe now to stay caught up on the Cal Brink Case Files, and visit <a href='https://processserverchronicles.com'>ProcessServerChronicles.com</a> for the full written breakdowns.</p><p><em>New episodes of the Behavioral Detective Podcast release every Wednesday and Sunday.</em></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Expect the unexpected. In this special episode of the Behavioral Detective, Chris Lengquist shares what happens when a life in investigation collides with cultural icons out of left field. Step back into Washington, DC in the late 1980s for two completely different celebrity encounters. First, a high-stakes lesson in behavioral architecture and power dynamics on K Street with legendary Super Bowl MVP John Riggins. Then, a lesson in raw, comfortable baseline energy while slingin' pork from a b...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Expect the unexpected. In this special episode of the <b>Behavioral Detective</b>, Chris Lengquist shares what happens when a life in investigation collides with cultural icons out of left field.</p><p>Step back into Washington, DC in the late 1980s for two completely different celebrity encounters. First, a high-stakes lesson in behavioral architecture and power dynamics on K Street with legendary Super Bowl MVP <b>John Riggins</b>. Then, a lesson in raw, comfortable baseline energy while slingin&apos; pork from a barbecue catering trailer for rock icon <b>Joan Jett</b> at American University.</p><p>Finally, Chris previews his upcoming fiction debut, <em>Notice of Assignment</em>, introducing listener favorite <b>Cal Brink</b>—a DC private investigator turned real estate agent who finds out what happens when a ghost from the past turns a simple property closing into a 1,080-mile chase for survival.</p><p><b>Connect with the Inner Circle:</b></p><p><b>Read more stories:</b> <a href='https://processserverchronicles.com'>ProcessServerChronicles.com</a></p><p><b>Join the community:</b> <a href='https://www.facebook.com/behavioraldetective'>Behavioral Detective on Facebook</a></p><p> <b>Advance Reader Copies:</b> <a href='https://calbrink.com'>CalBrink.com</a></p><p><b>Disclaimer:</b> This production is for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal or professional advice. Names and details have been altered for privacy.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Expect the unexpected. In this special episode of the <b>Behavioral Detective</b>, Chris Lengquist shares what happens when a life in investigation collides with cultural icons out of left field.</p><p>Step back into Washington, DC in the late 1980s for two completely different celebrity encounters. First, a high-stakes lesson in behavioral architecture and power dynamics on K Street with legendary Super Bowl MVP <b>John Riggins</b>. Then, a lesson in raw, comfortable baseline energy while slingin&apos; pork from a barbecue catering trailer for rock icon <b>Joan Jett</b> at American University.</p><p>Finally, Chris previews his upcoming fiction debut, <em>Notice of Assignment</em>, introducing listener favorite <b>Cal Brink</b>—a DC private investigator turned real estate agent who finds out what happens when a ghost from the past turns a simple property closing into a 1,080-mile chase for survival.</p><p><b>Connect with the Inner Circle:</b></p><p><b>Read more stories:</b> <a href='https://processserverchronicles.com'>ProcessServerChronicles.com</a></p><p><b>Join the community:</b> <a href='https://www.facebook.com/behavioraldetective'>Behavioral Detective on Facebook</a></p><p> <b>Advance Reader Copies:</b> <a href='https://calbrink.com'>CalBrink.com</a></p><p><b>Disclaimer:</b> This production is for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal or professional advice. Names and details have been altered for privacy.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Charlie Had a Dinosaur (continued): Chapters 3, 4 and 5</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Underground Offer: Kojak, Quick Cash, and a $50 Contract Chapters 1 &amp; 2 were published on May 13, 2026 The exit ramp from a predictable 9-to-5 rarely looks like a corporate ladder. Sometimes, it looks like a dive bar and a stack of legal papers. Following a chaotic Wednesday night delivery shift, Cal is back at the Ford dealership, up-selling wiper blades and dreaming of a way out of the 15-hour-day grind. But Tommy—the mysterious private investigator who masterfully controls parking ...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>The Underground Offer: Kojak, Quick Cash, and a $50 Contract<br/>Chapters 1 &amp; 2 were published on May 13, 2026</b></p><p><b>The exit ramp from a predictable 9-to-5 rarely looks like a corporate ladder. Sometimes, it looks like a dive bar and a stack of legal papers.</b></p><p>Following a chaotic Wednesday night delivery shift, Cal is back at the Ford dealership, up-selling wiper blades and dreaming of a way out of the 15-hour-day grind. But Tommy—the mysterious private investigator who masterfully controls parking lots—isn&apos;t done with him yet. Armed with a quarter for a pay phone and an offer Cal can&apos;t refuse, Tommy lures him to a local dive called <em>The Underground</em> to change his trajectory forever.</p><p>Cal quickly learns that his instinctual coolness under pressure isn&apos;t just luck—it’s a rare gift. But as he stands on the edge of a new career tracking infidelity, fraud, and the dark side of human behavior, he faces a high-stakes lesson in what it truly means to navigate a new marriage as a team.</p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>The Gold Volvo Signals:</b> How a Montgomery County PI blends into the background of 1980s suburban Maryland.</li><li><b>The Reality of the Mission:</b> The truth behind the three-year-old child from the previous night, and why it wasn&apos;t a game.</li><li><b>The First Assignment:</b> How a $50 bill became an employment contract, and the immediate twist waiting at the bar.</li><li><b>The Real Danger Zone:</b> Why making a major career pivot without consulting your new bride is the riskiest move of all.</li></ul><p><b>Key Quote:</b> <em>&quot;Tommy said I have a gift. I’m intrigued. More than that, I’m excited. So, I made a decision.&quot;</em></p><p><b>Follow the Journey:</b> Subscribe now to follow the Cal Brink. Next week: Cal vs The Appraiser, A real estate fraud story that is less fiction than you think. </p><p><em>New episodes release every Wednesday.</em></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>The Bag Phone: Low Tech Tracking in a High Stakes Serve - Case File #022</itunes:title>
    <title>The Bag Phone: Low Tech Tracking in a High Stakes Serve - Case File #022</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Before GPS and smartphones, process serving was a game of quarters, paper maps, and pure imagination. It’s late 1988, and I'm staring down a "rush" subpoena with no apartment number, no vehicle description, and a deadline that could sink a defendant’s case. With the clock ticking and the Washington, DC rush hour traffic working against me, I had to get creative. In this episode, we revisit the era of the "Bag Phone"—a $2,500 piece of cutting-edge tech that was more prestige than utility. You’...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>Before GPS and smartphones, process serving was a game of quarters, paper maps, and pure imagination.</b></p><p>It’s late 1988, and I&apos;m staring down a &quot;rush&quot; subpoena with no apartment number, no vehicle description, and a deadline that could sink a defendant’s case. With the clock ticking and the Washington, DC rush hour traffic working against me, I had to get creative.</p><p>In this episode, we revisit the era of the &quot;Bag Phone&quot;—a $2,500 piece of cutting-edge tech that was more prestige than utility. You’ll hear how I borrowed my boss&apos;s prized Motorola bag phone, turned an apartment hallway into a high-stakes game of &quot;Hot or Cold,&quot; and used a ringing phone to smoke out a subject who didn&apos;t want what I had to offer.</p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>The Beltway Battle:</b> Navigating the nightmare of Tyson’s Corner traffic in the 1980s.</li><li><b>The Pay Phone Vigil:</b> Why every process server in the 80s carried a console full of quarters.</li><li><b>The Bag Phone Gambit:</b> How I used a 10-pound mobile phone to identify a target through a closed door.</li><li><b>Creating Stress:</b> The psychological tactic of the &quot;simultaneous ring and knock&quot; to force a service.</li></ul><p><b>Author’s Reflection:</b> This is a story on patience. From memorizing ADC map books to waiting by pay phones at strip shopping centers, find out what it took to be a &quot;Behavioral Detective&quot; before the world was at our fingertips.</p><p><b>Question for the Listeners:</b> How would you have found Apartment 206 without a cell phone? Would you have the patience to wait by a pay phone for a call back?</p><p><em>New episodes of the Behavioral Detective Podcast drop every Wednesday and Sunday. Wednesdays are for Cal Brink Files fiction. Sundays are for true(ish) stories of my investigator and process server past. </em></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Before GPS and smartphones, process serving was a game of quarters, paper maps, and pure imagination.</b></p><p>It’s late 1988, and I&apos;m staring down a &quot;rush&quot; subpoena with no apartment number, no vehicle description, and a deadline that could sink a defendant’s case. With the clock ticking and the Washington, DC rush hour traffic working against me, I had to get creative.</p><p>In this episode, we revisit the era of the &quot;Bag Phone&quot;—a $2,500 piece of cutting-edge tech that was more prestige than utility. You’ll hear how I borrowed my boss&apos;s prized Motorola bag phone, turned an apartment hallway into a high-stakes game of &quot;Hot or Cold,&quot; and used a ringing phone to smoke out a subject who didn&apos;t want what I had to offer.</p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>The Beltway Battle:</b> Navigating the nightmare of Tyson’s Corner traffic in the 1980s.</li><li><b>The Pay Phone Vigil:</b> Why every process server in the 80s carried a console full of quarters.</li><li><b>The Bag Phone Gambit:</b> How I used a 10-pound mobile phone to identify a target through a closed door.</li><li><b>Creating Stress:</b> The psychological tactic of the &quot;simultaneous ring and knock&quot; to force a service.</li></ul><p><b>Author’s Reflection:</b> This is a story on patience. From memorizing ADC map books to waiting by pay phones at strip shopping centers, find out what it took to be a &quot;Behavioral Detective&quot; before the world was at our fingertips.</p><p><b>Question for the Listeners:</b> How would you have found Apartment 206 without a cell phone? Would you have the patience to wait by a pay phone for a call back?</p><p><em>New episodes of the Behavioral Detective Podcast drop every Wednesday and Sunday. Wednesdays are for Cal Brink Files fiction. Sundays are for true(ish) stories of my investigator and process server past. </em></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sometimes, the best career opportunities don’t come from a job board. They come from a dark parking lot at 10:00 PM. In this episode, we meet Cal, a pizza delivery driver just trying to make ends meet for his new wife. A Wednesday night shift takes a dangerous turn when a botched robbery attempt leads to a chance encounter with a mysterious man named Tommy. Cal quickly learns that his ability to handle pressure and talk his way through a door is worth a lot more than a one-dollar delivery tip...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>Sometimes, the best career opportunities don’t come from a job board. They come from a dark parking lot at 10:00 PM.</b></p><p>In this episode, we meet Cal, a pizza delivery driver just trying to make ends meet for his new wife. A Wednesday night shift takes a dangerous turn when a botched robbery attempt leads to a chance encounter with a mysterious man named Tommy.</p><p>Cal quickly learns that his ability to handle pressure and talk his way through a door is worth a lot more than a one-dollar delivery tip. From disarming a nervous gunman to using a &quot;free pizza&quot; to confirm a child&apos;s location, this is the story of how a routine delivery turned into a high-stakes introduction to a whole new world.</p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>The Anatomy of a Robbery:</b> Why a &quot;Generic Pizza Company&quot; sign is a magnet for trouble.</li><li><b>The 1986 Side-Hustle:</b> Making $50 in five minutes when your salary is only $23k.</li><li><b>The Art of the Entry:</b> How a three-year-old and a plastic dinosaur became the key to a successful mission.</li><li><b>Meeting Tommy:</b> The mysterious man in the shadows who sees potential in Cal’s quick thinking.</li></ul><p><b>Key Quote:</b> <em>&quot;I really didn’t have time for this, and I was tired after working all day and I wanted to be home with my new wife.&quot;</em></p><p><b>Follow the Journey:</b> If you enjoyed this chapter, make sure to subscribe so you don’t miss what happens next when Cal decides to see just how deep this rabbit hole goes.</p><p><em>New episodes release every Wednesday.</em></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Sometimes, the best career opportunities don’t come from a job board. They come from a dark parking lot at 10:00 PM.</b></p><p>In this episode, we meet Cal, a pizza delivery driver just trying to make ends meet for his new wife. A Wednesday night shift takes a dangerous turn when a botched robbery attempt leads to a chance encounter with a mysterious man named Tommy.</p><p>Cal quickly learns that his ability to handle pressure and talk his way through a door is worth a lot more than a one-dollar delivery tip. From disarming a nervous gunman to using a &quot;free pizza&quot; to confirm a child&apos;s location, this is the story of how a routine delivery turned into a high-stakes introduction to a whole new world.</p><p><b>In this episode, you’ll hear:</b></p><ul><li><b>The Anatomy of a Robbery:</b> Why a &quot;Generic Pizza Company&quot; sign is a magnet for trouble.</li><li><b>The 1986 Side-Hustle:</b> Making $50 in five minutes when your salary is only $23k.</li><li><b>The Art of the Entry:</b> How a three-year-old and a plastic dinosaur became the key to a successful mission.</li><li><b>Meeting Tommy:</b> The mysterious man in the shadows who sees potential in Cal’s quick thinking.</li></ul><p><b>Key Quote:</b> <em>&quot;I really didn’t have time for this, and I was tired after working all day and I wanted to be home with my new wife.&quot;</em></p><p><b>Follow the Journey:</b> If you enjoyed this chapter, make sure to subscribe so you don’t miss what happens next when Cal decides to see just how deep this rabbit hole goes.</p><p><em>New episodes release every Wednesday.</em></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[He Had a Badge, I Had an Attitude  Case File #034 PARENTAL NOTE: This episode has adult language. Twenty minutes. That's how long a Prince George's County police officer made me wait behind bullet-proof glass while he ate his lunch. Slowly. Deliberately. Making eye contact every few bites. When I finally served him the subpoena, I might've muttered something under my breath on my way out. Or maybe I just thought it. Either way, he heard about it. What happened next? A parking lot confrontatio...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>He Had a Badge, I Had an Attitude</b><br/> <b>Case File #034</b></p><p>PARENTAL NOTE: This episode has adult language.</p><p>Twenty minutes. That&apos;s how long a Prince George&apos;s County police officer made me wait behind bullet-proof glass while he ate his lunch. Slowly. Deliberately. Making eye contact every few bites.</p><p>When I finally served him the subpoena, I might&apos;ve muttered something under my breath on my way out. Or maybe I just <em>thought</em> it. Either way, he heard about it.</p><p>What happened next? A parking lot confrontation. A 6&apos;2&quot;, 240-pound cop standing over me, demanding to know if I called him an asshole. Me, 5&apos;7&quot; and stubborn, with a choice to make: apologize or double down.</p><p>Spoiler: I doubled down.</p><p>This is the story of petty power moves, onion breath, and why sometimes the only thing standing between you and an arrest is a sergeant with stripes who&apos;s seen enough.</p><p><b>Connect with the Inner Circle:</b></p><ul><li>Read more stories: <a href='https://processserverchronicles.com/'>ProcessServerChronicles.com</a></li><li>Join the community: <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/detectiveslounge'>Detective&apos;s Lounge Facebook Group</a></li><li><b>Coming This Fall:</b> <em>Notice of Assignment</em>, the first Cal Brink novella.</li></ul><p><em>Disclaimer: This production is for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal or professional advice. Names and details have been altered for privacy.</em></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>He Had a Badge, I Had an Attitude</b><br/> <b>Case File #034</b></p><p>PARENTAL NOTE: This episode has adult language.</p><p>Twenty minutes. That&apos;s how long a Prince George&apos;s County police officer made me wait behind bullet-proof glass while he ate his lunch. Slowly. Deliberately. Making eye contact every few bites.</p><p>When I finally served him the subpoena, I might&apos;ve muttered something under my breath on my way out. Or maybe I just <em>thought</em> it. Either way, he heard about it.</p><p>What happened next? A parking lot confrontation. A 6&apos;2&quot;, 240-pound cop standing over me, demanding to know if I called him an asshole. Me, 5&apos;7&quot; and stubborn, with a choice to make: apologize or double down.</p><p>Spoiler: I doubled down.</p><p>This is the story of petty power moves, onion breath, and why sometimes the only thing standing between you and an arrest is a sergeant with stripes who&apos;s seen enough.</p><p><b>Connect with the Inner Circle:</b></p><ul><li>Read more stories: <a href='https://processserverchronicles.com/'>ProcessServerChronicles.com</a></li><li>Join the community: <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/detectiveslounge'>Detective&apos;s Lounge Facebook Group</a></li><li><b>Coming This Fall:</b> <em>Notice of Assignment</em>, the first Cal Brink novella.</li></ul><p><em>Disclaimer: This production is for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal or professional advice. Names and details have been altered for privacy.</em></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Decoding Deception with Traci Brown Can you spot a lie before the first word is even spoken? In this episode of the Behavioral Detective, Chris dives into "Street Science" with Traci Brown, the world’s #3 body language expert.  From her time on the U.S. National Cycling Team to training with FBI and law enforcement professionals, Traci reveals how high-stakes pressure exposes hidden "tells". Learn why body language doesn't scream—it leaks—and how to monitor stress indicators like blink r...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[My name is Chris Lengquist. I spent nine years as a process server and private investigator in Washington, DC, Maryland and Virginia. From 1987 to 1995, I knocked on doors people didn't want knocked on, followed people who didn't want to be followed, and documented things people desperately wanted kept quiet. Then I moved to Kansas City, picked up a real estate license, and spent the next twenty-five years doing essentially the same thing: reading people, finding the truth buried underneath w...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Case File #001: From Chicken Grease to Process Serving</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The legal world is full of high stakes, but for Chris, it started with the smell of fried chicken and a leap of faith. In this debut episode of The Behavioral Detective, Chris takes us back to late 1986, the moment a chance encounter at a Roy Rogers restaurant changed his life forever. Stuck in a dead-end management job and struggling to make ends meet as a newlywed, Chris was offered an "easy" side hustle by a regular customer named Tommy: delivering legal papers for $35 a pop. What started ...]]></itunes:summary>
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