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  <itunes:author>Brad Cartner</itunes:author>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p>Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop.<br><br>In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considered to have started that day.<br><br>Part surreal crime saga, part fractured mythology, Fake Cop follows an escalating chain of disasters stretching from suburban Canada to Los Angeles and beyond. A darkly comic fever dream where every decision could’ve been avoided, but wasn’t.</p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:title>05 Newmarket Heat</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the shocking and explosive finale of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop is back from Beverly Hills and back in Newmarket. Prepared to start a new life, a new nemesis steps forward, threatening his job and dream, leading to a showdown Newmarket has never seen before. Some men play by the rules. Some men break them. They will all face the heat. This is Newmarket Heat. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter Sound Enginee...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>In the shocking and explosive finale of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop is back from Beverly Hills and back in Newmarket. Prepared to start a new life, a new nemesis steps forward, threatening his job and dream, leading to a showdown Newmarket has never seen before. Some men play by the rules. Some men break them. They will all face the heat. This is Newmarket Heat.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>In the shocking and explosive finale of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop is back from Beverly Hills and back in Newmarket. Prepared to start a new life, a new nemesis steps forward, threatening his job and dream, leading to a showdown Newmarket has never seen before. Some men play by the rules. Some men break them. They will all face the heat. This is Newmarket Heat.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>04 Beverly Hills Fake Cop</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the explosive second part of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop goes to Beverly Hills to investigate the murder of a childhood friend. Froot Loops, fentanyl, bearer bonds, and a Fake Cop on the edge who absolutely hates traveling. This is Beverly Hills Fake Cop. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman  FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at&nbs...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>In the explosive second part of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop goes to Beverly Hills to investigate the murder of a childhood friend. Froot Loops, fentanyl, bearer bonds, and a Fake Cop on the edge who absolutely hates traveling. This is Beverly Hills Fake Cop.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>In the explosive second part of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop goes to Beverly Hills to investigate the murder of a childhood friend. Froot Loops, fentanyl, bearer bonds, and a Fake Cop on the edge who absolutely hates traveling. This is Beverly Hills Fake Cop.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>03 To Love and Die in Newmarket</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fake Cop returns film noir-style, in the explosive first part of the first Fake Cop trilogy. Fake Cop gets mixed up with a washed up hockey player, a powerful gangster, and a very dangerous femme fatale. A tale of love, murder, the mall, and hockey. To Love and Die in Newmarket. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman  FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WE...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>Fake Cop returns film noir-style, in the explosive first part of the first Fake Cop trilogy. Fake Cop gets mixed up with a washed up hockey player, a powerful gangster, and a very dangerous femme fatale. A tale of love, murder, the mall, and hockey. To Love and Die in Newmarket.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Fake Cop returns film noir-style, in the explosive first part of the first Fake Cop trilogy. Fake Cop gets mixed up with a washed up hockey player, a powerful gangster, and a very dangerous femme fatale. A tale of love, murder, the mall, and hockey. To Love and Die in Newmarket.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>02 Guess I Had It Comin&#39;</itunes:title>
    <title>02 Guess I Had It Comin&#39;</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, a kidney stone sends Fake Cop to the hospital, where he helps a rookie police officer through a dangerous situation, frames an innocent man with heart problems, and leaves with a new partner. Condolences to the Mendoza family. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman  FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.fakecopsh...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>In this episode, a kidney stone sends Fake Cop to the hospital, where he helps a rookie police officer through a dangerous situation, frames an innocent man with heart problems, and leaves with a new partner. Condolences to the Mendoza family.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>In this episode, a kidney stone sends Fake Cop to the hospital, where he helps a rookie police officer through a dangerous situation, frames an innocent man with heart problems, and leaves with a new partner. Condolences to the Mendoza family.</b></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In 2006, Brad Cartner bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police car off a super dodgy guy at a used car lot. On that day, Brad became Fake Cop - and the town of Newmarket, Ontario, Canada has been paying the price ever since.    Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman  FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.fakecopshow.com/  Keep ...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><b>In 2006, Brad Cartner bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police car off a super dodgy guy at a used car lot. On that day, Brad became Fake Cop - and the town of Newmarket, Ontario, Canada has been paying the price ever since.</b></p><p><br/><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>In 2006, Brad Cartner bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police car off a super dodgy guy at a used car lot. On that day, Brad became Fake Cop - and the town of Newmarket, Ontario, Canada has been paying the price ever since.</b></p><p><br/><br/></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop.  In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considered to have started that day.  Part surreal crime saga, part fractured mythology, Fake Co...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop. </p><p>In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considered to have started that day. </p><p>Part surreal crime saga, part fractured mythology, Fake Cop follows an escalating chain of disasters stretching from suburban Canada to Los Angeles and beyond. A darkly comic fever dream where every decision could’ve been avoided, but wasn’t.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop. </p><p>In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considered to have started that day. </p><p>Part surreal crime saga, part fractured mythology, Fake Cop follows an escalating chain of disasters stretching from suburban Canada to Los Angeles and beyond. A darkly comic fever dream where every decision could’ve been avoided, but wasn’t.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Host:<b> Brad Cartner </b></p><p>Show Producer: <b>Greg O’Brien </b></p><p>Guy at the Beginning: <b>Adam Carter</b></p><p>Sound Engineer: <b>Derek Welsman</b></p><p><b><br/>FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES </b></p><p>visit us on our<b> MAIN WEBSITE </b>at </p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'><b>https://www.fakecopshow.com/</b></a></p><p><b><br/></b>Keep up to date and<b> LIKE US ON FACEBOOK</b> at<b> </b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p>Join our <b>FACEBOOK COMMUNITY</b> <a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1113434209965784/</a></p><p>and on<b> INSTAGRAM at </b><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.instagram.com/luigivampa44/</a></p><p><b><br/>SUPPORT THE FAKE COP AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sickmantalking</a></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/2352199/support</a></p><p><b><br/>QUESTIONS OR COMMENT DROP US AN EMAIL AT</b></p><p><a href='https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/7117757584682317765/327311981518330039#'>sickmantalking@gmail.com  </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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