Fake Cop Tue, 08 Sep 2026 21:09:59 -0400 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939 en-ca © 2026 Fake Cop yes Support this Podcast 20b9f41b-c013-5d30-a727-0677ab6f56da Brad Cartner episodic true Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop.

In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considered to have started that day.

Part surreal crime saga, part fractured mythology, Fake Cop follows an escalating chain of disasters stretching from suburban Canada to Los Angeles and beyond. A darkly comic fever dream where every decision could’ve been avoided, but wasn’t.

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Brad Cartner https://storage.buzzsprout.com/74tpxp4uwupiitprp657wnamjli9?.jpg Fake Cop https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609939 14 Frontier Fake Cop: Part 2 14 Frontier Fake Cop: Part 2 In this episode, Fake Cop returns for Part II of the shocking and explosive new Fake Cop Trilogy: Frontier Fake Cop. 

Fake Cop is on the run in Devil’s Kettle, 1887. He teams up with an outlaw. Things escalate. An awkward horse ride is involved. So is a coffin. So is Connor McDavid… Somehow. 

This is Frontier Fake Cop: Part II - Coffin Break.

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]]> In this episode, Fake Cop returns for Part II of the shocking and explosive new Fake Cop Trilogy: Frontier Fake Cop. 

Fake Cop is on the run in Devil’s Kettle, 1887. He teams up with an outlaw. Things escalate. An awkward horse ride is involved. So is a coffin. So is Connor McDavid… Somehow. 

This is Frontier Fake Cop: Part II - Coffin Break.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19776055 Tue, 08 Sep 2026 21:00:00 -0400 3398 14 full true 13 Frontier Fake Cop: Part 1 13 Frontier Fake Cop: Part 1 In this episode, Fake Cop returns for Part I of the shocking and explosive new Fake Cop Trilogy: Frontier Fake Cop. 

Fake Cop wakes up in a Wild West town called Devil’s Kettle in 1887 - no explanation, no room temperature water, no Froot Loops, no pizza, but somehow a hockey league.  He gets arrested for existing too loudly, and he totally doesn’t use his shoelaces to strangle somebody. Or maybe he does. Kind of. Sort of. Allegedly.

This is Frontier Fake Cop: Part I. You ain’t from around here.

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]]> In this episode, Fake Cop returns for Part I of the shocking and explosive new Fake Cop Trilogy: Frontier Fake Cop. 

Fake Cop wakes up in a Wild West town called Devil’s Kettle in 1887 - no explanation, no room temperature water, no Froot Loops, no pizza, but somehow a hockey league.  He gets arrested for existing too loudly, and he totally doesn’t use his shoelaces to strangle somebody. Or maybe he does. Kind of. Sort of. Allegedly.

This is Frontier Fake Cop: Part I. You ain’t from around here.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19722121 Sat, 29 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400 2787 13 full true 12 Uber Driver 12 Uber Driver In this episode, Fake Cop returns in an absurd satire of the 1976 film Taxi Driver. Working nights as a deeply unqualified Uber driver in Newmarket, Ontario, he descends into obsession while battling unleashed dogs, a collapsing Uber rating, hockey players, local politics, and his own questionable grip on reality. 

Taxi Driver collides with suburban Ontario in the latest Fake Cop story. This is Uber Driver. Five stars or else. Featuring the very popular Steve Hughes as the Mayor of Newmarket.

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]]> In this episode, Fake Cop returns in an absurd satire of the 1976 film Taxi Driver. Working nights as a deeply unqualified Uber driver in Newmarket, Ontario, he descends into obsession while battling unleashed dogs, a collapsing Uber rating, hockey players, local politics, and his own questionable grip on reality. 

Taxi Driver collides with suburban Ontario in the latest Fake Cop story. This is Uber Driver. Five stars or else. Featuring the very popular Steve Hughes as the Mayor of Newmarket.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19503079 Thu, 16 Jul 2026 09:00:00 -0400 4106 12 full true 11 The Mendoza Line 11 The Mendoza Line In this episode, the Sick Man returns with the shocking and explosive finale of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. 

The Toucan Man is still on the loose and Fake Cop can’t find him. So he does something he hates more than anything: he gets introspective. 

So he’s going to do what he usually does: double down in the worst possible direction. Going deeper. Not into the streets, but into whatever the hell is going on inside his mind. Trying to track down the Toucan Man the only way left… by meeting him face to face. Inside… his own mind… 

Will that clear anything up? Probably not. Will it make things worse? Almost definitely. Will there be some kind of calm, rational understanding of reality by the end of this? No. Absolutely not. 

And most importantly - will he finally get rid of that body in the trunk? Yeah, actually… that one might get handled. This is a Greek tragedy in the cereal aisle. 

This is… The Mendoza Line.

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]]> In this episode, the Sick Man returns with the shocking and explosive finale of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. 

The Toucan Man is still on the loose and Fake Cop can’t find him. So he does something he hates more than anything: he gets introspective. 

So he’s going to do what he usually does: double down in the worst possible direction. Going deeper. Not into the streets, but into whatever the hell is going on inside his mind. Trying to track down the Toucan Man the only way left… by meeting him face to face. Inside… his own mind… 

Will that clear anything up? Probably not. Will it make things worse? Almost definitely. Will there be some kind of calm, rational understanding of reality by the end of this? No. Absolutely not. 

And most importantly - will he finally get rid of that body in the trunk? Yeah, actually… that one might get handled. This is a Greek tragedy in the cereal aisle. 

This is… The Mendoza Line.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19404200 Thu, 25 Jun 2026 17:00:00 -0400 3438 11 full true 10 Warning Label 10 Warning Label In this episode, the Sick Man returns with part two of the shocking, explosive, new Fake Cop Trilogy. 

Will Fast Bobby return with information about the Toucan Man? No idea. Will Fake Cop finally confront his role in the death of his son? He doesn’t really know how to, so probably not. Will the Bonanza survive the night? Unlikely. Most importantly, will any of this actually lead somewhere … for once? Maybe. Depends on your definition of “somewhere”. 

This … is Warning Label.

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]]> In this episode, the Sick Man returns with part two of the shocking, explosive, new Fake Cop Trilogy. 

Will Fast Bobby return with information about the Toucan Man? No idea. Will Fake Cop finally confront his role in the death of his son? He doesn’t really know how to, so probably not. Will the Bonanza survive the night? Unlikely. Most importantly, will any of this actually lead somewhere … for once? Maybe. Depends on your definition of “somewhere”. 

This … is Warning Label.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19401698 Thu, 25 Jun 2026 10:00:00 -0400 3274 10 full true 09 The Last Breakfast 09 The Last Breakfast Fake Cop returns in the explosive first part of the third Fake Cop Trilogy. Will Bobby find information on the Toucan Man? Probably not. Will Fake Cop confront his role in the death of his son? Probably not. Most importantly, will he finally get rid of that body in the trunk? Same answer. This is the Last Breakfast.

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]]> Fake Cop returns in the explosive first part of the third Fake Cop Trilogy. Will Bobby find information on the Toucan Man? Probably not. Will Fake Cop confront his role in the death of his son? Probably not. Most importantly, will he finally get rid of that body in the trunk? Same answer. This is the Last Breakfast.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19398426 Wed, 24 Jun 2026 17:00:00 -0400 3473 9 full true 08 Forensic Fake Cop 08 Forensic Fake Cop Fake Cop returns in the shocking, explosive finale of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. Will he find the Toucan Man? No idea. Will he continue getting used to his long-lost son? Maybe. Possibly. Temporarily. Will he be able to keep his son safe in an increasingly dangerous world? Of course he will. He keeps everybody safe around him. Well, kind of. And most importantly - will he finally get rid of that body in the trunk? Probably not. This is … Forensic Fake Cop.

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]]> Fake Cop returns in the shocking, explosive finale of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. Will he find the Toucan Man? No idea. Will he continue getting used to his long-lost son? Maybe. Possibly. Temporarily. Will he be able to keep his son safe in an increasingly dangerous world? Of course he will. He keeps everybody safe around him. Well, kind of. And most importantly - will he finally get rid of that body in the trunk? Probably not. This is … Forensic Fake Cop.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19358280 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 18:00:00 -0400 2166 8 full true 07 The Fruit Loop Files 07 The Fruit Loop Files Fake Cop returns in the explosive second part of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. Newmarket is dealing with a Froot Loops epidemic. Fake Cop may be responsible. Will he fix it? Probably not. Will he take responsibility? No. Will he manage to save his own dumb-ass, loop-addicted son? Remains to be seen. The batch has been sweetened. The hooks are in. The loops are now a noose around the town. This is … the Froot Loops Files.


 

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]]> Fake Cop returns in the explosive second part of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. Newmarket is dealing with a Froot Loops epidemic. Fake Cop may be responsible. Will he fix it? Probably not. Will he take responsibility? No. Will he manage to save his own dumb-ass, loop-addicted son? Remains to be seen. The batch has been sweetened. The hooks are in. The loops are now a noose around the town. This is … the Froot Loops Files.


 

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19358269 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 18:00:00 -0400 3037 7 full true 06 - Fake Cop Family Ties 06 - Fake Cop Family Ties Fake Cop returns in Part 1 of the explosive second Fake Cop Trilogy. He learns he has a long lost son - and for the first time in his life feels rattled. How does a corrupt, immoral, anti-social man built on lies, intimidation, and bad decisions handle the unexpected responsibilities of a child? Not very well. This is Fake Cop Family Ties.

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]]> Fake Cop returns in Part 1 of the explosive second Fake Cop Trilogy. He learns he has a long lost son - and for the first time in his life feels rattled. How does a corrupt, immoral, anti-social man built on lies, intimidation, and bad decisions handle the unexpected responsibilities of a child? Not very well. This is Fake Cop Family Ties.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19358244 Tue, 16 Jun 2026 18:00:00 -0400 3017 6 full true Theme Song Theme Song BONUS: Check out “Road to Reckoning”, the official theme song for Fake Cop.

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]]> BONUS: Check out “Road to Reckoning”, the official theme song for Fake Cop.

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]]> Generated by ACE Studio Buzzsprout-19327545 Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:00:00 -0400 114 full true 05 Newmarket Heat 05 Newmarket Heat In the shocking and explosive finale of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop is back from Beverly Hills and back in Newmarket. Prepared to start a new life, a new nemesis steps forward, threatening his job and dream, leading to a showdown Newmarket has never seen before. Some men play by the rules. Some men break them. They will all face the heat. This is Newmarket Heat.

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]]> In the shocking and explosive finale of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop is back from Beverly Hills and back in Newmarket. Prepared to start a new life, a new nemesis steps forward, threatening his job and dream, leading to a showdown Newmarket has never seen before. Some men play by the rules. Some men break them. They will all face the heat. This is Newmarket Heat.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19304217 Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:00:00 -0400 2676 5 full true 04 Beverly Hills Fake Cop 04 Beverly Hills Fake Cop In the explosive second part of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop goes to Beverly Hills to investigate the murder of a childhood friend. Froot Loops, fentanyl, bearer bonds, and a Fake Cop on the edge who absolutely hates traveling. This is Beverly Hills Fake Cop.

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]]> In the explosive second part of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop goes to Beverly Hills to investigate the murder of a childhood friend. Froot Loops, fentanyl, bearer bonds, and a Fake Cop on the edge who absolutely hates traveling. This is Beverly Hills Fake Cop.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19304211 Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:00:00 -0400 3705 4 full true 03 To Love and Die in Newmarket 03 To Love and Die in Newmarket Fake Cop returns film noir-style, in the explosive first part of the first Fake Cop trilogy. Fake Cop gets mixed up with a washed up hockey player, a powerful gangster, and a very dangerous femme fatale. A tale of love, murder, the mall, and hockey. To Love and Die in Newmarket.

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]]> Fake Cop returns film noir-style, in the explosive first part of the first Fake Cop trilogy. Fake Cop gets mixed up with a washed up hockey player, a powerful gangster, and a very dangerous femme fatale. A tale of love, murder, the mall, and hockey. To Love and Die in Newmarket.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19304206 Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:00:00 -0400 2574 3 full true 02 Guess I Had It Comin' 02 Guess I Had It Comin' In this episode, a kidney stone sends Fake Cop to the hospital, where he helps a rookie police officer through a dangerous situation, frames an innocent man with heart problems, and leaves with a new partner. Condolences to the Mendoza family.

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]]> In this episode, a kidney stone sends Fake Cop to the hospital, where he helps a rookie police officer through a dangerous situation, frames an innocent man with heart problems, and leaves with a new partner. Condolences to the Mendoza family.

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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19304192 Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:00:00 -0400 2458 2 full true 01 Party Time is Over 01 Party Time is Over In 2006, Brad Cartner bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police car off a super dodgy guy at a used car lot. On that day, Brad became Fake Cop - and the town of Newmarket, Ontario, Canada has been paying the price ever since.



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]]> In 2006, Brad Cartner bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police car off a super dodgy guy at a used car lot. On that day, Brad became Fake Cop - and the town of Newmarket, Ontario, Canada has been paying the price ever since.



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]]> Brad Cartner Buzzsprout-19304182 Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:00:00 -0400 1459 1 full true 00 Trailer 00 Trailer Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop. 

In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considered to have started that day. 

Part surreal crime saga, part fractured mythology, Fake Cop follows an escalating chain of disasters stretching from suburban Canada to Los Angeles and beyond. A darkly comic fever dream where every decision could’ve been avoided, but wasn’t.

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]]> Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop. 

In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considered to have started that day. 

Part surreal crime saga, part fractured mythology, Fake Cop follows an escalating chain of disasters stretching from suburban Canada to Los Angeles and beyond. A darkly comic fever dream where every decision could’ve been avoided, but wasn’t.

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Host: Brad Cartner 

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Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter


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