69th Contact Wed, 13 May 2026 22:39:24 -0400 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2609609 en-us © 2026 69th Contact yes 001a2177-7461-557e-b41d-87ee5440bad9 Voice Not Found Studios episodic false Welcome to 69th Contact, the official, ongoing documentation of intelligent life's first encounter with the extraterrestrials known as human beings.

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Presented as a weekly serial podcast, the story follows humanity’s first contact with intelligent alien life and the spectacularly human mistakes that follow. Earthlings respond with panic, ego, bureaucracy, bad decisions, and communications disasters, leaving the aliens increasingly concerned about who exactly they’ve made contact with. As the situation spirals further out of control, humanity slowly realizes it may not have been emotionally, politically, or technologically prepared for the most important moment in human history.

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Voice Not Found Studios https://storage.buzzsprout.com/7emscmmegttbpz0seqcptpt8l57s?.jpg 69th Contact CHAPTER TWO - Mars Attacks CHAPTER TWO - Mars Attacks Humanity’s first landing on Mars was supposed to change history. They weren’t supposed to have a meeting. When astronauts unexpectedly discover an intelligent alien, the future of the human race changes instantly, and nobody is emotionally prepared for it. The aliens remain calm. Humanity absolutely does not.

]]> Humanity’s first landing on Mars was supposed to change history. They weren’t supposed to have a meeting. When astronauts unexpectedly discover an intelligent alien, the future of the human race changes instantly, and nobody is emotionally prepared for it. The aliens remain calm. Humanity absolutely does not.

]]> Voice Not Found Studios Buzzsprout-19151400 Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 -0400 1031 1 2 full true CHAPTER ONE - Mission: Plausible (Results May Vary) CHAPTER ONE - Mission: Plausible (Results May Vary) In a galaxy overflowing with sentient beings, meet Elliot, the last flicker of hope, or perhaps just the universe’s cruelest joke. Trapped in an office that mistakes world domination for a promotion path, he’s armed with a device that defies logic, ethics, and basic judgment.

Watch as Elliot makes a break for it, propelled by desperation and a healthy dose of absurdity. Is he escaping to freedom or just diving headfirst into another existential crisis? Who knows! With each twist, we plunge deeper into the chaotic hilarity of the human experience.

Join us for a wildly unhinged adventure where sanity is optional, and laughter is the only escape route. Will Elliot find liberation, or will he spiral into a black hole of paperwork? Tune in and embrace the delightful madness of it all!

]]> In a galaxy overflowing with sentient beings, meet Elliot, the last flicker of hope, or perhaps just the universe’s cruelest joke. Trapped in an office that mistakes world domination for a promotion path, he’s armed with a device that defies logic, ethics, and basic judgment.

Watch as Elliot makes a break for it, propelled by desperation and a healthy dose of absurdity. Is he escaping to freedom or just diving headfirst into another existential crisis? Who knows! With each twist, we plunge deeper into the chaotic hilarity of the human experience.

Join us for a wildly unhinged adventure where sanity is optional, and laughter is the only escape route. Will Elliot find liberation, or will he spiral into a black hole of paperwork? Tune in and embrace the delightful madness of it all!

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