Two Guys, No Script Thu, 11 Jun 2026 06:05:14 -0400 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2608292 en-us © 2026 Two Guys, No Script yes Support this Podcast 3e41bfc1-c2b7-5626-b308-a0de4252482c Tanner episodic false Two Guys, No Script is about two friends that are just talking about anything and everything. The Podcast is fun, entertaining and sometimes informational.

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]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Friends, Comedy, Talking, Relaxing, Sit Down, Funny, Educational, Relationships, Tanner https://storage.buzzsprout.com/w4w7nnskp3ipr0omh0hjdv84jwr9?.jpg Two Guys, No Script 10. When Does Growing Up Actually Start 10. When Does Growing Up Actually Start A lifeguard’s whistle, a truck in a ditch, and a tornado watch outside the basement window. That’s the kind of night we’re bringing you, and somehow it still turns into a conversation about marriage, kids, and building a house like we’re responsible adults.

We start with the simple stuff: how the week’s been, what we’re doing this weekend, and why a casino trip sounds fun until you remember you’re trying to be “mature.” Then we rewind to one of our all-time favorite true stories, the day we went to a water park on a hot, hungover morning and gradually turned into the reason rules exist. Tubes, stoplights, lifeguards getting fed up, and the moment we realized we were probably not welcome back.

Listener questions push us into our funniest drinking stories, and they do not disappoint. One involves Crocs in the snow, a misunderstanding about moving a vehicle, and a steep ditch that nearly starts a real fight. The other is a rural-party classic that includes a barn, a window, and a pig that ends up way too close to the action. Along the way we get distracted by storm chasing, debate a Milwaukee battery-powered chainsaw versus gas tools, and share a weirdly wholesome travel story about Northern California and a tiny lodge run by a guy named Jethro.

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]]> A lifeguard’s whistle, a truck in a ditch, and a tornado watch outside the basement window. That’s the kind of night we’re bringing you, and somehow it still turns into a conversation about marriage, kids, and building a house like we’re responsible adults.

We start with the simple stuff: how the week’s been, what we’re doing this weekend, and why a casino trip sounds fun until you remember you’re trying to be “mature.” Then we rewind to one of our all-time favorite true stories, the day we went to a water park on a hot, hungover morning and gradually turned into the reason rules exist. Tubes, stoplights, lifeguards getting fed up, and the moment we realized we were probably not welcome back.

Listener questions push us into our funniest drinking stories, and they do not disappoint. One involves Crocs in the snow, a misunderstanding about moving a vehicle, and a steep ditch that nearly starts a real fight. The other is a rural-party classic that includes a barn, a window, and a pig that ends up way too close to the action. Along the way we get distracted by storm chasing, debate a Milwaukee battery-powered chainsaw versus gas tools, and share a weirdly wholesome travel story about Northern California and a tiny lodge run by a guy named Jethro.

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19328564 Thu, 11 Jun 2026 05:00:00 -0500 2803 full false 9. How To Deal With Swass, Smoking Meats, and More 9. How To Deal With Swass, Smoking Meats, and More Sweat, smoke, and bad decisions make great conversation, and we prove it again by jumping from summertime suffering straight into listener questions we cannot ignore. We talk smooth bore vs fog pattern from a firefighter’s point of view, then get weirdly practical about hot-weather comfort: swamp ass, toe jam, chafing, foot stink, and what actually helps when you have to work in the heat. Yes, we say the quiet parts out loud, because everyone deals with it and pretending you do not does not make it better. 

Then we shift into backyard barbecue mode with meat smoking tips that do not require an expensive rig. We break down a simple Weber kettle method: charcoal on one side, meat on the other, a little wood for flavor, and the one tool we keep coming back to for consistent results, a thermometer. If you want brisket or pork that turns out right more often than not, this is the practical, budget-friendly starting point. 

From there, it turns into classic friend banter and outdoors chaos: a tubing weekend with a leaky tube, cold water, and a “you had to be there” moment that definitely got recorded. We also get into bigger life stuff like vacation planning, why casinos are tempting even when you should be saving money, and the ongoing debate about having kids while you are still young enough to survive the chaos. We even talk podcast growth, getting a guest lined up, and how we are trying to improve the audio as we go. 

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]]> Sweat, smoke, and bad decisions make great conversation, and we prove it again by jumping from summertime suffering straight into listener questions we cannot ignore. We talk smooth bore vs fog pattern from a firefighter’s point of view, then get weirdly practical about hot-weather comfort: swamp ass, toe jam, chafing, foot stink, and what actually helps when you have to work in the heat. Yes, we say the quiet parts out loud, because everyone deals with it and pretending you do not does not make it better. 

Then we shift into backyard barbecue mode with meat smoking tips that do not require an expensive rig. We break down a simple Weber kettle method: charcoal on one side, meat on the other, a little wood for flavor, and the one tool we keep coming back to for consistent results, a thermometer. If you want brisket or pork that turns out right more often than not, this is the practical, budget-friendly starting point. 

From there, it turns into classic friend banter and outdoors chaos: a tubing weekend with a leaky tube, cold water, and a “you had to be there” moment that definitely got recorded. We also get into bigger life stuff like vacation planning, why casinos are tempting even when you should be saving money, and the ongoing debate about having kids while you are still young enough to survive the chaos. We even talk podcast growth, getting a guest lined up, and how we are trying to improve the audio as we go. 

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19291116 Thu, 04 Jun 2026 05:00:00 -0500 3224 full false 8. Harley Hacks, Pontoon Dreams, And The Grind Of Growing A Show 8. Harley Hacks, Pontoon Dreams, And The Grind Of Growing A Show A poster falls off the wall, the AC barely works, and somehow that turns into a full debate about Harleys, pontoon boats, and what it actually takes to keep a small podcast alive. We’re talking shop like we always do, starting with the real-life chaos of filming a DIY video podcast and why the simplest setup tasks can eat the whole night. If you’ve ever tried to build something, fix something, or just keep a project moving after a long workday, you’ll feel seen. 

Then we get into the fun stuff: weekend stories, backyard mower repairs that definitely aren’t manufacturer-approved, and a deep dive into motorcycle life. We break down Harley modifications, weird control setups, front brake logic, and why some ideas sound “fine” until you picture them at highway speed. After that, it’s summer mode, where we chase the pontoon boat dream and run straight into a classic used-boat headache: title signatures, registration confusion, and the moment you ask yourself if it’s easier to fix it or just buy another one. 

From there we zoom out into podcast growth, content strategy, and the half-serious plan to turn our lives into write-offs with an LLC, more clips, and better consistency. We also tee up listener questions, talk about a supporter t-shirt giveaway, and yes, we deliver a ridiculous breakdown of the difference between shitting your pants and “shitting your butt cheeks.” We even squeeze in vitamins, focus hacks like Neurogum, and a quick religion versus science back-and-forth. 

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]]> A poster falls off the wall, the AC barely works, and somehow that turns into a full debate about Harleys, pontoon boats, and what it actually takes to keep a small podcast alive. We’re talking shop like we always do, starting with the real-life chaos of filming a DIY video podcast and why the simplest setup tasks can eat the whole night. If you’ve ever tried to build something, fix something, or just keep a project moving after a long workday, you’ll feel seen. 

Then we get into the fun stuff: weekend stories, backyard mower repairs that definitely aren’t manufacturer-approved, and a deep dive into motorcycle life. We break down Harley modifications, weird control setups, front brake logic, and why some ideas sound “fine” until you picture them at highway speed. After that, it’s summer mode, where we chase the pontoon boat dream and run straight into a classic used-boat headache: title signatures, registration confusion, and the moment you ask yourself if it’s easier to fix it or just buy another one. 

From there we zoom out into podcast growth, content strategy, and the half-serious plan to turn our lives into write-offs with an LLC, more clips, and better consistency. We also tee up listener questions, talk about a supporter t-shirt giveaway, and yes, we deliver a ridiculous breakdown of the difference between shitting your pants and “shitting your butt cheeks.” We even squeeze in vitamins, focus hacks like Neurogum, and a quick religion versus science back-and-forth. 

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19251485 Thu, 28 May 2026 05:00:00 -0500 2956 full false From Cavities To Tonka Toys: A No-Filter Catch-Up From Cavities To Tonka Toys: A No-Filter Catch-Up You ever put off something small like a dentist appointment, then build it up in your head until it feels like a financial disaster? We start there, comparing notes on cavities, dental insurance, and the weird relief of learning that “years later” doesn’t always mean “you’re doomed.” From teeth to basic self-maintenance, we keep it practical and honest, because real life is expensive enough without ignoring the stuff you can still fix. 

From there, we jump to another everyday problem that quietly messes with you: night driving. If you’ve got glare, rain, or astigmatism, you already know the feeling of staring into modern headlights and hoping for the best. We talk eye exams, glasses, and why small upgrades can make long drives safer and less tiring, especially when you’re living that blue-collar schedule. 

Then it gets sideways in the best way: permission-to-go-out debates, midget wrestling talk, a drive-through safari where animals steal your feed like pros, and the extremely serious question of whether buying a kangaroo is a terrible idea or the greatest plan ever. We also answer listener questions about relationships, marriage, and kids, including how parenthood changes the “fun stuff” you can justify doing, from monster trucks to trick-or-treating nostalgia. 

We round it out with guy talk on machines and money: mini excavator regrets, cheap parts you can find on Amazon, and the never-ending arguments about truck prices, warranties, and check engine lights. Subscribe, share this with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review so we know what you want us to talk about next.

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]]> You ever put off something small like a dentist appointment, then build it up in your head until it feels like a financial disaster? We start there, comparing notes on cavities, dental insurance, and the weird relief of learning that “years later” doesn’t always mean “you’re doomed.” From teeth to basic self-maintenance, we keep it practical and honest, because real life is expensive enough without ignoring the stuff you can still fix. 

From there, we jump to another everyday problem that quietly messes with you: night driving. If you’ve got glare, rain, or astigmatism, you already know the feeling of staring into modern headlights and hoping for the best. We talk eye exams, glasses, and why small upgrades can make long drives safer and less tiring, especially when you’re living that blue-collar schedule. 

Then it gets sideways in the best way: permission-to-go-out debates, midget wrestling talk, a drive-through safari where animals steal your feed like pros, and the extremely serious question of whether buying a kangaroo is a terrible idea or the greatest plan ever. We also answer listener questions about relationships, marriage, and kids, including how parenthood changes the “fun stuff” you can justify doing, from monster trucks to trick-or-treating nostalgia. 

We round it out with guy talk on machines and money: mini excavator regrets, cheap parts you can find on Amazon, and the never-ending arguments about truck prices, warranties, and check engine lights. Subscribe, share this with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review so we know what you want us to talk about next.

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19213667 Thu, 21 May 2026 05:00:00 -0500 3023 full false Work Stories And Pranks While Learning The Podcast Grind Work Stories And Pranks While Learning The Podcast Grind One bad decision at work can follow you for weeks, but the worst part is your buddy will remember it forever and bring it up on a microphone. We roll straight from a long shift into a raw, unedited hang where the “how was your day” turns into tool talk and haircut roasting.

The stories bounce through our world: jobsite injuries and instant karma, the weird stuff you find around cars, and the pranks that end up on your truck when you stop paying attention. Then we get real about building a comedy podcast from the ground up, posting video on YouTube, getting clips to land, and why consistency is harder than it looks when you’re tired. We’re also lining up future guests to bring new energy, and we’re trying a listener Q&A so you can steer the chaos.

Somewhere in the middle we talk money mistakes and modern temptations, from a crypto “tip” that goes sideways to the small daily costs like coffee stops and gas station detours. And because we can’t help ourselves, we close with a workplace bathroom saga that’s equal parts disgusting and unforgettable. If you like blue-collar humor, unfiltered work stories, and two friends pushing each other’s buttons, hit play.

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]]> One bad decision at work can follow you for weeks, but the worst part is your buddy will remember it forever and bring it up on a microphone. We roll straight from a long shift into a raw, unedited hang where the “how was your day” turns into tool talk and haircut roasting.

The stories bounce through our world: jobsite injuries and instant karma, the weird stuff you find around cars, and the pranks that end up on your truck when you stop paying attention. Then we get real about building a comedy podcast from the ground up, posting video on YouTube, getting clips to land, and why consistency is harder than it looks when you’re tired. We’re also lining up future guests to bring new energy, and we’re trying a listener Q&A so you can steer the chaos.

Somewhere in the middle we talk money mistakes and modern temptations, from a crypto “tip” that goes sideways to the small daily costs like coffee stops and gas station detours. And because we can’t help ourselves, we close with a workplace bathroom saga that’s equal parts disgusting and unforgettable. If you like blue-collar humor, unfiltered work stories, and two friends pushing each other’s buttons, hit play.

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19174199 Thu, 14 May 2026 05:00:00 -0500 3482 full false Early Morning Conversation Sparks Debate Early Morning Conversation Sparks Debate Watching a podcast change in real time is half the fun and we found that out at 5 a.m. while testing our first video podcast setup. You’ll hear us joke about the new “studio” feel, argue about who actually shows up on time, and admit that being seen on camera is a whole different kind of pressure than audio.

From there, it’s a straight shot into real-life blue-collar problems: turkey season conflicts, a brake line blowing at the worst time, whether ball joints count as “maintenance,” and why the used truck market makes you feel broke even when you’re trying to be practical. We also talk about registering vehicles online, getting hit with full-year plate costs, and the kind of everyday fees that make people mad enough to start ranting about taxes.

And because our brains don’t stay on one track, the conversation pivots into listener support, podcast donations, and our merch plans, including an Etsy shop with mugs, stickers, sweatshirts, and hats. Then it escalates into bigger questions about gas prices, regulation, and energy, including a surprisingly serious nuclear power debate about safety, efficiency, and why small reactors could make sense for towns. We end on the kind of painfully relatable storytelling you can’t unhear, with bathroom-emergency confessions and the simple moral that hits hardest: don’t tease someone for a mistake that might come back around.

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]]> Watching a podcast change in real time is half the fun and we found that out at 5 a.m. while testing our first video podcast setup. You’ll hear us joke about the new “studio” feel, argue about who actually shows up on time, and admit that being seen on camera is a whole different kind of pressure than audio.

From there, it’s a straight shot into real-life blue-collar problems: turkey season conflicts, a brake line blowing at the worst time, whether ball joints count as “maintenance,” and why the used truck market makes you feel broke even when you’re trying to be practical. We also talk about registering vehicles online, getting hit with full-year plate costs, and the kind of everyday fees that make people mad enough to start ranting about taxes.

And because our brains don’t stay on one track, the conversation pivots into listener support, podcast donations, and our merch plans, including an Etsy shop with mugs, stickers, sweatshirts, and hats. Then it escalates into bigger questions about gas prices, regulation, and energy, including a surprisingly serious nuclear power debate about safety, efficiency, and why small reactors could make sense for towns. We end on the kind of painfully relatable storytelling you can’t unhear, with bathroom-emergency confessions and the simple moral that hits hardest: don’t tease someone for a mistake that might come back around.

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19138453 Thu, 07 May 2026 05:00:00 -0500 3350 5 full false Tanner's Gambling Addiction, Big TVs, and Friendly Banter Tanner's Gambling Addiction, Big TVs, and Friendly Banter We talk through our first run of podcast shirts and what we’re testing with a $5 supporter tier giveaway, because making an independent comedy podcast costs real money and we’re trying to grow it the smart way. Then we get into the big-screen obsession: measuring TVs with outstretched arms in Walmart, the chaos of delivery, and the dream of going even bigger. We also share what we want to do next with the show, including setting up video.

From there it turns into classic Two Guys No Script storytelling: turkey hunting and camping plans, the Florida trip where we accidentally became full-blown tourists, and the infamous “punctuationalist” moment where a menu misprint becomes a surprisingly intense debate. The money theme keeps coming back too, especially when we dive into gambling psychology, scratch-off beginnings, slot machine highs, and a brutal roulette story that includes ATM fees, bad advice, and the kind of regret that makes you swear off the casino forever.

We finish by pitching a ridiculous dream road trip: 50 states and 50 Buffalo Wild Wings, plus a heated Waffle House take and a breakdown of why Buc-ees feels like its own universe. If you like unscripted banter, friendship comedy, travel stories, and real talk about spending habits, you’ll be right at home. Subscribe, share this with a friend who’d argue about any of this, and leave a review so we can keep leveling up.

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]]> We talk through our first run of podcast shirts and what we’re testing with a $5 supporter tier giveaway, because making an independent comedy podcast costs real money and we’re trying to grow it the smart way. Then we get into the big-screen obsession: measuring TVs with outstretched arms in Walmart, the chaos of delivery, and the dream of going even bigger. We also share what we want to do next with the show, including setting up video.

From there it turns into classic Two Guys No Script storytelling: turkey hunting and camping plans, the Florida trip where we accidentally became full-blown tourists, and the infamous “punctuationalist” moment where a menu misprint becomes a surprisingly intense debate. The money theme keeps coming back too, especially when we dive into gambling psychology, scratch-off beginnings, slot machine highs, and a brutal roulette story that includes ATM fees, bad advice, and the kind of regret that makes you swear off the casino forever.

We finish by pitching a ridiculous dream road trip: 50 states and 50 Buffalo Wild Wings, plus a heated Waffle House take and a breakdown of why Buc-ees feels like its own universe. If you like unscripted banter, friendship comedy, travel stories, and real talk about spending habits, you’ll be right at home. Subscribe, share this with a friend who’d argue about any of this, and leave a review so we can keep leveling up.

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19100179 Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:00:00 -0500 3489 4 full false 3. Dereks Cave Man Wants, Dream Life, and Future Trip Plans 3. Dereks Cave Man Wants, Dream Life, and Future Trip Plans Join Tanner and Derek as they explore Dereks dreams and wants. Help us reach our goals and spread the word so we can take our dream vacation. Thank you all so much for watching!!!

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]]> Join Tanner and Derek as they explore Dereks dreams and wants. Help us reach our goals and spread the word so we can take our dream vacation. Thank you all so much for watching!!!

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19062371 Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0500 3430 3 full false Ep. 2 Derek's Broken Neck Ep. 2 Derek's Broken Neck Join Derek and Tanner as they explore the story of Derek's broken neck. Catch the humor and soft points of the story. Thank you all for tuning in!!!

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]]> Join Derek and Tanner as they explore the story of Derek's broken neck. Catch the humor and soft points of the story. Thank you all for tuning in!!!

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-19023426 Thu, 16 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0500 2676 full false Ep.1 The Introduction Ep.1 The Introduction Join Tanner and Derek from the Two Guys, No Script podcast as they introduce themselves. This episode is an introductory to Derek and Tanner as well as their 18 year long friendship. Thank you for tuning in!!!

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]]> Join Tanner and Derek from the Two Guys, No Script podcast as they introduce themselves. This episode is an introductory to Derek and Tanner as well as their 18 year long friendship. Thank you for tuning in!!!

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]]> Tanner Buzzsprout-18986322 Thu, 09 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0500 3030 1 full false