The Pit Dweller: Crime, Comedy & Sammiches [Audiobook] Fri, 01 May 2026 13:05:13 -0400 http://thepitdweller.com en-us © 2026 David Charles Matthews yes c3e02cac-b9fd-5e78-9de6-65ae88338e0f David C Matthews serial false Multi-tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of balls—a promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F.B.I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the day’s ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices.

Fear not, Prospective Reader/Listener, this ain’t no book ’bout some dude livin’ in a hole.

It's about a guy… No. No-no, it’s more than that.

The Pit Dweller forges a deeply personal relationship between you, [insert your name here], and its many characters—all shapes, sizes, varieties and backgrounds—as they inspect the hole within themselves and strive to fill the void with whatever fits, matching all those sharp-edged nooks and odd-shaped crannies. Ah, [your name goes here], life ain’t so easy, though. Is it? It tends to throw unexpected, dark shadows across the worn path, some shaped like a comical bear and some just downright grizzly.

Written (and narrated) by David Charles Matthews, The Pit Dweller wrestled its dreamy way into existence after rousing its author from a deep sleep, induced by the previous evening’s devouring of two huge helpings of shrimp stew and—admittedly—way too much garlic bread.

“HIS BEST EVER. Matthews went the distance on this one. The Pit Dweller not only takes THE TIPPY-TOP SPOT in the character-driven, dad-brained crime-com’-rom’-dram’ genre, it takes the cake, adds some sprinkles and serves it up on a paper plate—the high-quality kind, not that cheap stuff—with a tiny cup of Blue Bell Dutch-chocolate ice cream and a small tongue-depressor-of-a-spoon. Grab a slice, take a cup and savor the jocular journey. AN INSTANT NON-DAIRY, GLUTEN-FREE, NON-OCCULT CLASSIC.” - The author, me


Available in print on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BGNF76X8

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Audiobook, crime, comedy, fiction, dad humor, heartfelt, self-narrated David C Matthews https://storage.buzzsprout.com/hk454k1w9awmpc00mowda0691fyr?.jpg The Pit Dweller: Crime, Comedy & Sammiches [Audiobook] http://thepitdweller.com David C Matthews The Pit Dweller: Episode Two [Sunday | Part 0: Chapter 7] The Pit Dweller: Episode Two [Sunday | Part 0: Chapter 7] Enjoy the next chapter of The Pit Dweller, read for you by the author.

Sunday | Part Zero: The Kings
- Chapter 7 | Haywood: Relieved

NOTE: Throughout the novel, each chapter is narrated by a different character from their unique point of view. Happy listening!

]]> Enjoy the next chapter of The Pit Dweller, read for you by the author.

Sunday | Part Zero: The Kings
- Chapter 7 | Haywood: Relieved

NOTE: Throughout the novel, each chapter is narrated by a different character from their unique point of view. Happy listening!

]]> David C Matthews Buzzsprout-19086337 Fri, 01 May 2026 12:00:00 -0500 714 full false The Pit Dweller: Episode One [Sunday | Part 0: Chapters 3 - 6] The Pit Dweller: Episode One [Sunday | Part 0: Chapters 3 - 6] Enjoy the next four chapters of The Pit Dweller, read for you by the author.

Sunday | Part Zero: The Kings
- Chapter 3 | Haywood: Droppin' Eaves
- Chapter 4 | John Smith: Disturbin' the Appetite
- Chapter 5 | Haywood: Caught Listening
- Chapter 6 | John Smith: Shiftin' Tables

NOTE: Throughout the novel, each chapter is narrated by a different character from their unique point of view. Happy listening!

]]> Enjoy the next four chapters of The Pit Dweller, read for you by the author.

Sunday | Part Zero: The Kings
- Chapter 3 | Haywood: Droppin' Eaves
- Chapter 4 | John Smith: Disturbin' the Appetite
- Chapter 5 | Haywood: Caught Listening
- Chapter 6 | John Smith: Shiftin' Tables

NOTE: Throughout the novel, each chapter is narrated by a different character from their unique point of view. Happy listening!

]]> David C Matthews Buzzsprout-19075835 Sat, 25 Apr 2026 12:00:00 -0500 1051 full false The Pit Dweller: Episode Zero [Sunday | Part 0: Chapters 0 - 2] The Pit Dweller: Episode Zero [Sunday | Part 0: Chapters 0 - 2] Enjoy the first three chapters of The Pit Dweller, read for you by the author.

Sunday | Part Zero: The Kings
- Chapter 0 | Mathers: Lotto Lies
- Chapter 1 | Haywood: The Blackened Pea
- Chapter 2 | John Smith: Makin' Detroit

NOTE: Throughout the novel, each chapter is narrated by a different character from their unique point of view. Happy listening!

]]> Enjoy the first three chapters of The Pit Dweller, read for you by the author.

Sunday | Part Zero: The Kings
- Chapter 0 | Mathers: Lotto Lies
- Chapter 1 | Haywood: The Blackened Pea
- Chapter 2 | John Smith: Makin' Detroit

NOTE: Throughout the novel, each chapter is narrated by a different character from their unique point of view. Happy listening!

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