"Welcome to The Degree—where facts are optional, and everyone's an expert. I'm Ara. He's Gil. Today: 'Why Every Hot Take on X Is Just Noise.' So Gil—did you see that Polymarket thing? Tucker's odds for 2028 president just doubled... because apparently he's a secret Iranian spy. 'Yes, hello, this is MI6. Tucker Carlson—double agent. We have proof: he once said "Iran" on TV.' Meanwhile Dinesh D'Souza just goes: 'Better chance he's Iran's new Supreme Leader.' 

He might win but won't survive!