Nothing Un-Touched Sun, 12 Apr 2026 10:49:53 -0500 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2601524 en-us © 2026 Nothing Un-Touched no Support this Podcast 1de89e7c-5285-52ef-b5ab-1a582d72a97b nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae serial true Two girls, zero filters, and all the real talk. Nothing Untouched is the podcast where we dive into breakups, hookups, dating disasters, and everything in between. From hilarious stories to honest advice, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking — and leaving nothing un-touched!

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Untouched, heart breaks, relationships, dating, dating apps, sex, hook ups Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com https://storage.buzzsprout.com/3h9dtdkbe1vpgb4mixh5yvzaastc?.jpg Nothing Un-Touched Ivy Noir Scarlet Mae The Breakup Files: Fallouts, Confessions, and Closure! The Breakup Files: Fallouts, Confessions, and Closure! We trade the worst breakup stories we’ve lived through and the wild reasons people use to end relationships when they don’t want to be honest. Along the way, we unpack ghosting, breakup texts, emotional cheating, and what we owe each other when we’re done. 
• Scarlett’s post-drought hookup recap and what it unlocks emotionally 
• April Fools alibi prank and who really has your back 
• Birthday prep stress and the burnt cake meltdown 
• Worst ways to get dumped and the pettiest excuses 
• Getting dumped for “not being supportive” after an almost deer accident 
• The “It’s not you, it’s me” breakup text and how disrespect lands 
• Accusations sparked by a spam email and the cheating projection 
• First date chemistry problems and ending things fast 
• Our own ghosting habits and why we default to blocking 
• The line between physical cheating and emotional cheating 
• Warning signs in long relationships and when therapy matters 
• Sexual curiosity side quests and talking about preferences 
Again, you can write in to us at nothing untouchedpod at gmail.com and let us know your thoughts, feelings, takes. Just let us know if you have a bad breakup story. Did you are you the one that broke somebody's heart? Yep. We want to know. We want to hear about it. Are you the dumper or dump dummy? Dumpy or dumper. Which is it? Let us know. Also, if you've got ideas for us to shout out there. Also, other podcasters, we'd love to be a fucking guest. And we'd love you for you to be a guest on our show. 


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]]> We trade the worst breakup stories we’ve lived through and the wild reasons people use to end relationships when they don’t want to be honest. Along the way, we unpack ghosting, breakup texts, emotional cheating, and what we owe each other when we’re done. 
• Scarlett’s post-drought hookup recap and what it unlocks emotionally 
• April Fools alibi prank and who really has your back 
• Birthday prep stress and the burnt cake meltdown 
• Worst ways to get dumped and the pettiest excuses 
• Getting dumped for “not being supportive” after an almost deer accident 
• The “It’s not you, it’s me” breakup text and how disrespect lands 
• Accusations sparked by a spam email and the cheating projection 
• First date chemistry problems and ending things fast 
• Our own ghosting habits and why we default to blocking 
• The line between physical cheating and emotional cheating 
• Warning signs in long relationships and when therapy matters 
• Sexual curiosity side quests and talking about preferences 
Again, you can write in to us at nothing untouchedpod at gmail.com and let us know your thoughts, feelings, takes. Just let us know if you have a bad breakup story. Did you are you the one that broke somebody's heart? Yep. We want to know. We want to hear about it. Are you the dumper or dump dummy? Dumpy or dumper. Which is it? Let us know. Also, if you've got ideas for us to shout out there. Also, other podcasters, we'd love to be a fucking guest. And we'd love you for you to be a guest on our show. 


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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-19001521 Sun, 12 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0500 2787 1 10 full true Unhinged: Fantasies, Felons, & Bad Decisions Unhinged: Fantasies, Felons, & Bad Decisions We catch up on the mess of modern dating, from love bombing and missing social media clues to the moment you realize someone’s “schedule” might not be normal. Then we get real about clean versus dirty turn-ons, how fantasies work, and why the best sex happens when it feels safe and unforced. 
• hitting 100 downloads and celebrating with wine 
• Scarlett’s week update and the A plus man letdown 
• love bombing on dating apps and sudden ghosting 
• spotting prison texting style red flags and blocking fast 
• reopening the X Files by texting exes for a confidence boost 
• Ivy’s travel delay, concert night, and bonding moments 
• awkward intimacy that turns into emotional safety and better sex 
• a friend’s Egypt marriage surprise and the fallout at home 
• clean turn-ons like effort, attention, and intelligence 
• dirty turn-ons like dirty talk, PDA, and being grabbed 
• deep dark fantasies, boundaries, and curiosity about sex clubs 
• why kissing, breath, and neck kisses matter more than people admit 
Please email nothing untouched pod at gmail.com and we will check them out. Listed in the show notes. You know what? The biggest compliment that you could ever give us is a like. A like, a like, a review, a five-star. How about five? Give me fucking five, bitches. Share us with your, you know, your friends, your family, whoever you think that would even not like us.


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]]> We catch up on the mess of modern dating, from love bombing and missing social media clues to the moment you realize someone’s “schedule” might not be normal. Then we get real about clean versus dirty turn-ons, how fantasies work, and why the best sex happens when it feels safe and unforced. 
• hitting 100 downloads and celebrating with wine 
• Scarlett’s week update and the A plus man letdown 
• love bombing on dating apps and sudden ghosting 
• spotting prison texting style red flags and blocking fast 
• reopening the X Files by texting exes for a confidence boost 
• Ivy’s travel delay, concert night, and bonding moments 
• awkward intimacy that turns into emotional safety and better sex 
• a friend’s Egypt marriage surprise and the fallout at home 
• clean turn-ons like effort, attention, and intelligence 
• dirty turn-ons like dirty talk, PDA, and being grabbed 
• deep dark fantasies, boundaries, and curiosity about sex clubs 
• why kissing, breath, and neck kisses matter more than people admit 
Please email nothing untouched pod at gmail.com and we will check them out. Listed in the show notes. You know what? The biggest compliment that you could ever give us is a like. A like, a like, a review, a five-star. How about five? Give me fucking five, bitches. Share us with your, you know, your friends, your family, whoever you think that would even not like us.


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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18962437 Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0500 3157 1 9 full true Chaos, Cocktails, & Collateral Damage Chaos, Cocktails, & Collateral Damage The girls love their wine even if it’s being served out of a large dick and balls decanter! These girls will stop at nothing for their booze.

 Scarlet’s celebrating an A like the academic weapon she is… while Ivy is running on zero sleep which her gyno will for sure be asking questions!

We’re talking:

  • The fishbowl + pizza combo that started it all                                           
  • Friendships: the good, the bad, and the straight-up ugly.                                   
  • The girl fight that turned into a long-standing feud and ended in a headlock                                   
  • How some bitches don’t get back into VIP seating

Not every friendship is built to last—some ride with you for life, and others hit an expiration date you can’t ignore. 

Write us a fucking email, write us a review, write in the comments, and uh we love you so much. 
nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com 
hey, if you're a podcaster, we'd be happy to come on your fucking podcast


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]]> The girls love their wine even if it’s being served out of a large dick and balls decanter! These girls will stop at nothing for their booze.

 Scarlet’s celebrating an A like the academic weapon she is… while Ivy is running on zero sleep which her gyno will for sure be asking questions!

We’re talking:

  • The fishbowl + pizza combo that started it all                                           
  • Friendships: the good, the bad, and the straight-up ugly.                                   
  • The girl fight that turned into a long-standing feud and ended in a headlock                                   
  • How some bitches don’t get back into VIP seating

Not every friendship is built to last—some ride with you for life, and others hit an expiration date you can’t ignore. 

Write us a fucking email, write us a review, write in the comments, and uh we love you so much. 
nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com 
hey, if you're a podcaster, we'd be happy to come on your fucking podcast


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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18916821 Fri, 27 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0500 3583 1 8 full true “Do You Really Need an A+ to Get Laid? (This Was NOT in the Syllabus)” “Do You Really Need an A+ to Get Laid? (This Was NOT in the Syllabus)” This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe.

Oh—and it gets worse.

We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lick you before it’s too much? (Yes, this is a real conversation.)


Add in bad choices, zero regrets, and Ivy trying to keep Scarlett grounded (good luck), and you’ve got an episode that spirals fast.


Moral of the story? Protect your GPA, trust your instincts, and maybe… check for roaches first.

Correction Besties: it was not a physiological paper it was a an analytical review paper! 



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]]> This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe.

Oh—and it gets worse.

We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lick you before it’s too much? (Yes, this is a real conversation.)


Add in bad choices, zero regrets, and Ivy trying to keep Scarlett grounded (good luck), and you’ve got an episode that spirals fast.


Moral of the story? Protect your GPA, trust your instincts, and maybe… check for roaches first.

Correction Besties: it was not a physiological paper it was a an analytical review paper! 



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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18883088 Fri, 20 Mar 2026 23:00:00 -0500 5293 1 7 full true pH Levels & Dealbreakers: “When Things Aren’t Balanced” pH Levels & Dealbreakers: “When Things Aren’t Balanced” This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Scarlett and Ivy are spilling everything from pH reality checks to ultrasound mishaps that turned into stories they’ll never forget. They get into the dealbreakers people swear they don’t have, the float trip that took a turn nobody saw coming, and those moments where the only advice is: you just gotta get out of there.

The mics are on, the filter is off, and nothing is off-limits.

Quick correction in this episode Besties: We are not #9 in relationship pods on all of Apple pods just in 1 country. We just got excited and didn’t read the whole email! It’s still something to celebrate though!

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]]> This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Scarlett and Ivy are spilling everything from pH reality checks to ultrasound mishaps that turned into stories they’ll never forget. They get into the dealbreakers people swear they don’t have, the float trip that took a turn nobody saw coming, and those moments where the only advice is: you just gotta get out of there.

The mics are on, the filter is off, and nothing is off-limits.

Quick correction in this episode Besties: We are not #9 in relationship pods on all of Apple pods just in 1 country. We just got excited and didn’t read the whole email! It’s still something to celebrate though!

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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18845855 Sat, 14 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0500 4195 1 6 full true Swipes, Scams, and Safety Plans! Swipes, Scams, and Safety Plans! Scarlett thought she found a cute kitten… but instead found herself caught in a scam. 🐱 Meanwhile Ivy is still out here thriving in the dating scene. From getting catfished and “dick-scammed” to figuring out who’s actually worth meeting up with, the girls break down the wild side of online dating. They’re also sharing the must-know safety tips for meeting someone new—because a good date is great, but staying safe is even better


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]]> Scarlett thought she found a cute kitten… but instead found herself caught in a scam. 🐱 Meanwhile Ivy is still out here thriving in the dating scene. From getting catfished and “dick-scammed” to figuring out who’s actually worth meeting up with, the girls break down the wild side of online dating. They’re also sharing the must-know safety tips for meeting someone new—because a good date is great, but staying safe is even better


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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18808754 Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:00:00 -0600 3343 1 5 full true Red flags and green flags continued… Red flags and green flags continued… We get deeper into learning about us and you get to learn who we are because we tell in-depth stories and we’re  ashamed of them because we’re nothing untouched!

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]]> We get deeper into learning about us and you get to learn who we are because we tell in-depth stories and we’re  ashamed of them because we’re nothing untouched!

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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18808743 Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:00:00 -0600 3261 1 4 full true Let’s talk Exotic Dancers! Let’s talk Exotic Dancers! We went to 2 separate exotic dancer shows and we love to talk about it all!! We don’t hold back!

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]]> We went to 2 separate exotic dancer shows and we love to talk about it all!! We don’t hold back!

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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18805862 Sat, 07 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0600 1838 1 2 full true How we got started Besties! How we got started Besties!  This is our very first episode and we are excited!! We tell our besties who we are and what we’re about and how we got started and it’s exciting for us. We hope you listen in.

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]]>  This is our very first episode and we are excited!! We tell our besties who we are and what we’re about and how we got started and it’s exciting for us. We hope you listen in.

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]]> Ivy noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18805843 Sat, 07 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0600 2373 1 1 full true Red flags and some green! Red flags and some green! In this episode, you’re gonna hear a lot of red flags and a little bit of green flags but this episode is really raw. It’s about our experiences and I think you besties are gonna like it. Best part is you will hear the rest in the next episode

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]]> In this episode, you’re gonna hear a lot of red flags and a little bit of green flags but this episode is really raw. It’s about our experiences and I think you besties are gonna like it. Best part is you will hear the rest in the next episode

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]]> Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae Buzzsprout-18805903 Sat, 07 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0600 3013 1 3 full true