The Absurd Files Fri, 20 Feb 2026 13:05:12 -0500 en-us © 2026 The Absurd Files yes 3e67ded9-0865-5726-bfec-01c2487b9e4c Shepherd Company episodic true The Shepherd Company is releasing select case files in the interest of maintaining public awareness. New materials are published typically every other Friday, documenting paradoxical incidents under Milton's review. 


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]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Shepherd Company https://storage.buzzsprout.com/syu01xgxckfcsas2epzuehk9k69x?.jpg The Absurd Files Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003 Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003 Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members. 

Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection. 

Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances. 

Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED] 

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]]> Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members. 

Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection. 

Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances. 

Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED] 

New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents. 

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]]> Shepherd Company Buzzsprout-18710468 Fri, 20 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0800 1884 full true I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002 I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002 Case file #002: Subject becomes lost in bayou—allegedly enters liminal domain of Mire Walker. 

Be advised: Avoid deep excursions into swamps and jungles during twilight. 

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]]> Case file #002: Subject becomes lost in bayou—allegedly enters liminal domain of Mire Walker. 

Be advised: Avoid deep excursions into swamps and jungles during twilight. 

New case files released every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents. 

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]]> Shepherd Company Buzzsprout-18594642 Fri, 30 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0800 1448 full false Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001 Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001 Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy. 

Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company. 


New case files released every other Friday at noon PST.
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]]> Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy. 

Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company. 


New case files released every other Friday at noon PST.
Follow for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents. 

 🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC

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