The New Heroes of Old™ Fri, 10 Apr 2026 06:14:30 -0400 https://bulmash.buzzsprout.com en-us © 2026 © 2026 Greg Bulmash yes af923912-13de-512b-ae29-60dd3e0173de Greg Bulmash episodic true Exciting storytelling and high-concept fantasy take you through a modern multiverse of gods, demons, angels, dragons, vampires, and heroes for this podcast based on The New Heroes of Old™ novel series, narrated by author Greg Bulmash.


Season 1: "Hell on $5 A Day" - 46 episodes read by the author


When Kurt saw the beautiful girl from the club walk into his subway car, he was sure God was giving him a second chance. But she drugged him, kidnapped him, and offered him up as a human sacrifice to Satan.

Just his still-beating heart was supposed to go through the portal to Hell. But when Alain and his friends disrupted the ceremony, Kurt accidentally fell through alive and whole.


Now Kurt will have to make his way through Hell, Purgatory, and into Heaven... and convince God to save a vampire's soul... or he's never getting home.


Enter a multiverse of misfit souls with this first exciting installment in The New Heroes of Old™!

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) fiction, fantasy, road trip, action, adventure, hell, purgatory, heaven, angels, demons, mythology Greg Bulmash https://storage.buzzsprout.com/3z56g2fhmnnotlrky4rsbq3n8xue?.jpg The New Heroes of Old™ Season 1 - Episode 18 - The Great Hero Season 1 - Episode 18 - The Great Hero Kurt and company cross the Styx.

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]]> Kurt and company cross the Styx.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18824370 Thu, 26 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0700 792 full false Season 1 - Episode 17: Who's A Good Boy? Season 1 - Episode 17: Who's A Good Boy? Kurt meets four new friends... six if you count all the heads.

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]]> Kurt meets four new friends... six if you count all the heads.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18824344 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0700 1713 full false Season 1 - Episode 16: The House at The End of The Street Season 1 - Episode 16: The House at The End of The Street Alain and George make their way to and through the second ring as Kurt learns how the souls get punished... the hard way.

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]]> Alain and George make their way to and through the second ring as Kurt learns how the souls get punished... the hard way.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18824293 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0700 1397 full false Season 1 - Episode 15: The Winds of Passion Season 1 - Episode 15: The Winds of Passion Kurt makes it to the second ring safely(ish), but the weather report never prepared him for these winds.

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]]> Kurt makes it to the second ring safely(ish), but the weather report never prepared him for these winds.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18824275 Tue, 17 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0700 1361 full false Season 1 - Episode 14: Tracking the Prey Season 1 - Episode 14: Tracking the Prey Alain and George search for Kurt in the first ring of Hell, using Alain's vampire senses.

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]]> Alain and George search for Kurt in the first ring of Hell, using Alain's vampire senses.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18807316 Thu, 12 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0700 782 full false Season 1 - Episode 13: Curiouser and Curiouser Season 1 - Episode 13: Curiouser and Curiouser Crossing the river, Kurt finds his way into a sort of shanty town that stretches off as far as the eye can see. 

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]]> Crossing the river, Kurt finds his way into a sort of shanty town that stretches off as far as the eye can see. 

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18807304 Tue, 10 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0700 1552 full false Season 1 - Episode 12: Rollin' on The River Season 1 - Episode 12: Rollin' on The River Visit bulmash.com for more details on The New Heroes of Old™, Hell on $5 A Day, and the journey from here to Season 12.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18807291 Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:00:00 -0800 710 full false Season 1 - Episode 11: Taking Inventory Season 1 - Episode 11: Taking Inventory Kurt finds himself on the other side of the glowing portal. Escaping the robed man, he has to figure out what he has and how he'll survive.

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]]> Kurt finds himself on the other side of the glowing portal. Escaping the robed man, he has to figure out what he has and how he'll survive.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18807282 Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:00:00 -0800 1116 full false Season 1 - Episode 10: Sacrifice Season 1 - Episode 10: Sacrifice The girls drag the unconscious Kurt to a ceremony to sacrifice him to Satan. But Alain and his friends have other plans.

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]]> The girls drag the unconscious Kurt to a ceremony to sacrifice him to Satan. But Alain and his friends have other plans.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18701701 Thu, 26 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0800 736 full false Season 1 - Episode 9: A Second Chance Season 1 - Episode 9: A Second Chance Kurt strikes out with his dream girl at the club, but fate puts her in his subway car. Should he go for it.  What could go wrong?

A lot.

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]]> Kurt strikes out with his dream girl at the club, but fate puts her in his subway car. Should he go for it.  What could go wrong?

A lot.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18701689 Tue, 24 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0800 758 full false Season 1 - Episode 8: Rising from The Grave Season 1 - Episode 8: Rising from The Grave Alain realizes that maybe he hadn't thought through the whole getting buried alive thing.

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]]> Alain realizes that maybe he hadn't thought through the whole getting buried alive thing.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18700016 Thu, 19 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0800 835 1 8 full true Season 1 - Episode 7: A Burial Season 1 - Episode 7: A Burial Alain tries a risky gambit to cure him of his need for blood.

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]]> Alain tries a risky gambit to cure him of his need for blood.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18700005 Tue, 17 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0800 938 1 7 full false Season 1 - Episode 6: The Burning Barn Season 1 - Episode 6: The Burning Barn Alain tracks Vinnie and Reese across the Ardennes...

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]]> Alain tracks Vinnie and Reese across the Ardennes...

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18679655 Fri, 13 Feb 2026 18:00:00 -0800 728 1 6 full false Season 1 - Episode 5: Ambush at Dusk Season 1 - Episode 5: Ambush at Dusk Alain and his squad are ambushed by a Nazi vampire and his supporting crew.

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]]> Alain and his squad are ambushed by a Nazi vampire and his supporting crew.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18652995 Mon, 09 Feb 2026 16:00:00 -0800 686 1 5 full true Season 1 - Episode 4: Vampire Lessons Season 1 - Episode 4: Vampire Lessons Flash back to the Army medical facility as Alain and squad are taught a practical lesson about their need for blood.

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]]> Flash back to the Army medical facility as Alain and squad are taught a practical lesson about their need for blood.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18567922 Wed, 04 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0800 747 1 4 full true Season 1 - Episode 3: The First Raid Season 1 - Episode 3: The First Raid Alain and his squad raid a German outpost in the Ardennes, using their vampire powers. While not technically the squad's first raid, it's the first one where you get to ride along.

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]]> Alain and his squad raid a German outpost in the Ardennes, using their vampire powers. While not technically the squad's first raid, it's the first one where you get to ride along.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18567567 Mon, 02 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0800 690 1 3 full true Season 1 - Episode 2: Soul Surgery Season 1 - Episode 2: Soul Surgery Wait! Alain's not dead? But why is he strapped to a table in a dingy hospital room that smells of smokestack exhaust? And where's the rest of the nurse's face? HELP!

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]]> Wait! Alain's not dead? But why is he strapped to a table in a dingy hospital room that smells of smokestack exhaust? And where's the rest of the nurse's face? HELP!

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18556043 Wed, 28 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0800 1348 1 2 full true Season 1 - Episode 1: The Blood of A Virtuous Man Season 1 - Episode 1: The Blood of A Virtuous Man Five hardcases wait in an Army medical facility in the early days of World War II, wondering why they'd been pulled from their units to be poked and prodded. Now they're gonna find out.

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]]> Five hardcases wait in an Army medical facility in the early days of World War II, wondering why they'd been pulled from their units to be poked and prodded. Now they're gonna find out.

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]]> Greg Bulmash Buzzsprout-18520226 Mon, 26 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0800 702 1 1 full true The New Heroes of Old™ - Season 1 - Preview Clip The New Heroes of Old™ - Season 1 - Preview Clip The New Heroes of Old™  NovelCast premieres Tuesday, January 27, 2026 and will release two episodes a week through late June. 

Season 1: Hell on $5 A Day:

With a name inspired by 1960s travel guides, this journey from Hell to Purgatory to Heaven is an adventure story that's part road trip, part running and screaming. Enter a Hell that is at once both ridiculous and horrifying. 

Kurt Gray was kidnapped to be a human sacrifice to Satan, but accidentally fell through the portal to Hell alive. He'll have to make his way through Hell and Purgatory to Heaven and convince God to save a vampire's soul... or he's never getting home.

"A galloping, worlds-spanning adventure that Dante himself might have enjoyed... The story is a two-fisted odyssey full of bone-crushing blows and skull-spitting hammerlocks. Bulmash lavishly choreographs each explosive obstacle in painstaking detail and unabashed gusto... readers should be forewarned that the author also has a penchant for the grisly and isn’t afraid of going for the throat and tearing out a larynx or two." - Kirkus Reviews (review of the print edition)

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]]> The New Heroes of Old™  NovelCast premieres Tuesday, January 27, 2026 and will release two episodes a week through late June. 

Season 1: Hell on $5 A Day:

With a name inspired by 1960s travel guides, this journey from Hell to Purgatory to Heaven is an adventure story that's part road trip, part running and screaming. Enter a Hell that is at once both ridiculous and horrifying. 

Kurt Gray was kidnapped to be a human sacrifice to Satan, but accidentally fell through the portal to Hell alive. He'll have to make his way through Hell and Purgatory to Heaven and convince God to save a vampire's soul... or he's never getting home.

"A galloping, worlds-spanning adventure that Dante himself might have enjoyed... The story is a two-fisted odyssey full of bone-crushing blows and skull-spitting hammerlocks. Bulmash lavishly choreographs each explosive obstacle in painstaking detail and unabashed gusto... readers should be forewarned that the author also has a penchant for the grisly and isn’t afraid of going for the throat and tearing out a larynx or two." - Kirkus Reviews (review of the print edition)

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