Useless Banter Wed, 20 May 2026 12:05:14 -0400 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2548661 en-us © 2026 Useless Banter yes b9646b4f-72d3-5493-8791-4652455d13ba Useless Banter episodic false Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate.


Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for the kind of conversations you have with your best friend at 2 AM — totally random, a little reckless, and 100% useless.

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Useless Banter https://storage.buzzsprout.com/bsf02biegqsufb9ekb9zlbis2vee?.jpg Useless Banter Welcome to "Useless Confessions" Welcome to "Useless Confessions" This week on Useless Banter, we put our decision-making skills to the test with the most important fantasy draft of our lives: celebrity crushes, fast food chains, and more. Let’s just say some of our picks were questionable… and some felt deeply personal.

We also introduce our newest segment, Useless Confessions, where listeners anonymously submit their messiest, funniest, and most unhinged stories for us to react to. And trust us — the first confession already set the bar in hell.

From dream teams to red flags, combo meals to coping mechanisms, this episode is equal parts strategy, chaos, and oversharing.

]]> This week on Useless Banter, we put our decision-making skills to the test with the most important fantasy draft of our lives: celebrity crushes, fast food chains, and more. Let’s just say some of our picks were questionable… and some felt deeply personal.

We also introduce our newest segment, Useless Confessions, where listeners anonymously submit their messiest, funniest, and most unhinged stories for us to react to. And trust us — the first confession already set the bar in hell.

From dream teams to red flags, combo meals to coping mechanisms, this episode is equal parts strategy, chaos, and oversharing.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-19207400 Wed, 20 May 2026 09:00:00 -0700 2847 confessions, story time, story reactions, celebrity crushes, fast food chain 1 26 full false Ep 25: The Coachella Survival Guide Nobody Asked For Ep 25: The Coachella Survival Guide Nobody Asked For From dusty campgrounds to spiritual experiences at the main stage, this week we’re breaking down all things Coachella 2026. We discuss the eternal war that is Weekend 1 vs Weekend 2, our favorite performances, festival highs and lows, camping vs hotels, survival tactics, influencer behavior in the desert, and whether Coachella is still “about the music.”


Basically: part review, part therapy session, part dehydration.


So grab your bandana, your portable charger, and whatever dignity you managed to bring home from the desert because the banter this week is hotter than the Indio asphalt.

]]> From dusty campgrounds to spiritual experiences at the main stage, this week we’re breaking down all things Coachella 2026. We discuss the eternal war that is Weekend 1 vs Weekend 2, our favorite performances, festival highs and lows, camping vs hotels, survival tactics, influencer behavior in the desert, and whether Coachella is still “about the music.”


Basically: part review, part therapy session, part dehydration.


So grab your bandana, your portable charger, and whatever dignity you managed to bring home from the desert because the banter this week is hotter than the Indio asphalt.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-19166993 Tue, 12 May 2026 13:00:00 -0700 2053 coachella, music festival, festival, camping, edm, reggaeton, pop, music, culture 1 25 full false Hot Takes, Home Depot, & Funerals Hot Takes, Home Depot, & Funerals We started with a few harmless unpopular opinions… and somehow ended up roaming the aisles of Home Depot and at a funeral. Truly, no one is safe.

In this episode, we spiral (gracefully) from hot takes that might get us cancelled, to oddly passionate debates about life, relationships, and everything in between. Light! Fun! Slightly unhinged!

It’s chaotic, it’s camp, it’s…useless banter. Come for the opinions, stay for the randomness, and leave questioning how we got from point A to…eternal rest.

]]> We started with a few harmless unpopular opinions… and somehow ended up roaming the aisles of Home Depot and at a funeral. Truly, no one is safe.

In this episode, we spiral (gracefully) from hot takes that might get us cancelled, to oddly passionate debates about life, relationships, and everything in between. Light! Fun! Slightly unhinged!

It’s chaotic, it’s camp, it’s…useless banter. Come for the opinions, stay for the randomness, and leave questioning how we got from point A to…eternal rest.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-19119692 Tue, 05 May 2026 09:00:00 -0700 2055 unpopular opinions, gay dating, best friends, podcast 1 24 full false Ep 23: Botox, Bold Statements, & Bad Decisions Ep 23: Botox, Bold Statements, & Bad Decisions This week, we’re doing what we do best: having loud opinions about things that nobody asked for but we've been dying to discuss. We’re debating popular vs unpopular takes on Botox, closure (is it real or just a dramatic excuse to text your ex one last time?), dating delusions, standards, red flags, and all the random life topics we somehow turned into a full discussion. It’s messy, unserious, mildly unhinged, and full of the kind of banter nobody asked for—but we gave anyway.

]]> This week, we’re doing what we do best: having loud opinions about things that nobody asked for but we've been dying to discuss. We’re debating popular vs unpopular takes on Botox, closure (is it real or just a dramatic excuse to text your ex one last time?), dating delusions, standards, red flags, and all the random life topics we somehow turned into a full discussion. It’s messy, unserious, mildly unhinged, and full of the kind of banter nobody asked for—but we gave anyway.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-19088616 Tue, 28 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0700 2471 botox, closure, dating, gay 1 23 full false Tea Time Abroad Tea Time Abroad Paris, fashion, fitness… and just a touch of delusion.

In this episode, we’re recapping our full two-week European adventure from start to finish—no detail spared. From the chaos and glamour of Paris Fashion Week to sightseeing our way through iconic cities, we’re taking you behind the scenes of what the trip really looked like. Think: running on zero sleep, pulling all-nighters, then somehow still making it to early morning workouts (because balance, right?).

We get into the highs, the lows, the outfit changes, the travel mishaps, and the moments that made it all unforgettable. It’s giving jet lag, it’s giving main character energy, it’s giving “should we have rested instead?” but never actually doing it.

Buckle up—this is our European era, fully unpacked

]]> Paris, fashion, fitness… and just a touch of delusion.

In this episode, we’re recapping our full two-week European adventure from start to finish—no detail spared. From the chaos and glamour of Paris Fashion Week to sightseeing our way through iconic cities, we’re taking you behind the scenes of what the trip really looked like. Think: running on zero sleep, pulling all-nighters, then somehow still making it to early morning workouts (because balance, right?).

We get into the highs, the lows, the outfit changes, the travel mishaps, and the moments that made it all unforgettable. It’s giving jet lag, it’s giving main character energy, it’s giving “should we have rested instead?” but never actually doing it.

Buckle up—this is our European era, fully unpacked

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-19005239 Wed, 15 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0700 3145 europe, travel, bestie trip, rome, london, paris, gay, club scene 1 22 full false Healed or Rebranding Chaos? Healed or Rebranding Chaos? This week on Useless Banter, we’re in our “main character going to Europe” era—mentally packing outfits, romanticizing every cobblestone street, and pretending we won’t overpack (we will).

But before the passport stamps and Aperol spritzes, we get real about what’s happening before the trip: using the gym as therapy, sweating through stress, and figuring out if we’re actually growing… or just getting really good at coping.

Which leads us to the question of the hour: are we healed, or are we just rebranding the chaos?

It’s part travel prep, part emotional check-in, and fully unhinged in the way only we can be. Come for the Europe delusions, stay for the existential spiral.

]]> This week on Useless Banter, we’re in our “main character going to Europe” era—mentally packing outfits, romanticizing every cobblestone street, and pretending we won’t overpack (we will).

But before the passport stamps and Aperol spritzes, we get real about what’s happening before the trip: using the gym as therapy, sweating through stress, and figuring out if we’re actually growing… or just getting really good at coping.

Which leads us to the question of the hour: are we healed, or are we just rebranding the chaos?

It’s part travel prep, part emotional check-in, and fully unhinged in the way only we can be. Come for the Europe delusions, stay for the existential spiral.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18935949 Tue, 31 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0700 2463 travel, europe, paris, rome, london, healing journey, health, wellness, fitness, gym, therapy 1 21 full false "Would You Rather": The Hot Takes "Would You Rather": The Hot Takes This week, we’re diving headfirst into pure chaos with a very unserious (but deeply revealing) game of Would You Rather? 

From unhinged dilemmas to suspiciously specific scenarios, nothing is off-limits—and somehow, every answer reveals a little too much.
Would you rather expose your search history or your camera roll? Text your ex or your boss the wrong message? Trust us… it spirals fast.

Expect hot takes, questionable logic, and the kind of debates that make you rethink who you’re friends with. Play along, pick your side, and prepare to be judged—because in this game, there are no safe answers… only consequences.

Play along if you dare—but don’t say we didn’t warn you. The bar? Still in hell.

]]> This week, we’re diving headfirst into pure chaos with a very unserious (but deeply revealing) game of Would You Rather? 

From unhinged dilemmas to suspiciously specific scenarios, nothing is off-limits—and somehow, every answer reveals a little too much.
Would you rather expose your search history or your camera roll? Text your ex or your boss the wrong message? Trust us… it spirals fast.

Expect hot takes, questionable logic, and the kind of debates that make you rethink who you’re friends with. Play along, pick your side, and prepare to be judged—because in this game, there are no safe answers… only consequences.

Play along if you dare—but don’t say we didn’t warn you. The bar? Still in hell.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18899209 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0700 2659 1 20 full false Tyra, Travel & Totaled Cars Tyra, Travel & Totaled Cars This week on Useless Banter, we’re serving smize, stamina, and slightly unhinged opinions.

We dive into the new docuseries on America’s Next Top Model and unpack everything — the iconic moments, the questionable challenges, the trauma disguised as “growth,” and of course… our honest thoughts on Tyra. Was she misunderstood? Was she chaotic? Was she both? We have takes. Plural.

From there, we pivot (because why wouldn’t we?) into upcoming European adventures — what we’re packing, what we’re romanticizing, and what will absolutely go wrong. And, yes, of course the upcoming half marathon.

Fashion, feelings, flights, and finish lines — this episode is giving high fashion meets high heart rate.

Smize through the pain, babes.

]]> This week on Useless Banter, we’re serving smize, stamina, and slightly unhinged opinions.

We dive into the new docuseries on America’s Next Top Model and unpack everything — the iconic moments, the questionable challenges, the trauma disguised as “growth,” and of course… our honest thoughts on Tyra. Was she misunderstood? Was she chaotic? Was she both? We have takes. Plural.

From there, we pivot (because why wouldn’t we?) into upcoming European adventures — what we’re packing, what we’re romanticizing, and what will absolutely go wrong. And, yes, of course the upcoming half marathon.

Fashion, feelings, flights, and finish lines — this episode is giving high fashion meets high heart rate.

Smize through the pain, babes.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18780361 Tue, 03 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0800 2721 america's next top model, antm, tyra, tyra banks, marathon, running 1 19 full false Bad Bunny, Bad Boys & Bad Decisions Bad Bunny, Bad Boys & Bad Decisions The bar? Still in hell. And somehow… getting lower.

This week we’re unpacking Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, sharing our very unsolicited thoughts on the recent Olympic Games, and adding even more unhinged entries to our favorite recurring segment: “The Bar Is in Hell.” From pop culture hot takes to moments that made us question humanity (and men), nothing is safe — and no standard is spared.

As always, expect chaotic commentary, questionable opinions, story time spirals, and a whole lot of banter that proves the bar didn’t just fall… it’s actively being dug deeper.

Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and let’s get useless. 🥂🔥

]]> The bar? Still in hell. And somehow… getting lower.

This week we’re unpacking Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, sharing our very unsolicited thoughts on the recent Olympic Games, and adding even more unhinged entries to our favorite recurring segment: “The Bar Is in Hell.” From pop culture hot takes to moments that made us question humanity (and men), nothing is safe — and no standard is spared.

As always, expect chaotic commentary, questionable opinions, story time spirals, and a whole lot of banter that proves the bar didn’t just fall… it’s actively being dug deeper.

Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and let’s get useless. 🥂🔥

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18727895 Tue, 24 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0800 2235 bad bunny, super bowl performance, super bowl, olympics, dating, gay, los angeles 1 18 full false The Grammys, The Bar, The Banter The Grammys, The Bar, The Banter From Grammys opinions absolutely no one asked for to yet another round of story time, we’re back doing what we do best: talking just to talk. This week, we break down The Grammys, spiral into more personal stories, and dive into our newest segment, “The Bar Is in Hell.”

 A safe space for low standards, wild expectations, and the realization that the bar wasn’t just lowered—it was buried.

Expect pop culture chaos, questionable takes, and the kind of useless banter that somehow makes way too much sense.

]]> From Grammys opinions absolutely no one asked for to yet another round of story time, we’re back doing what we do best: talking just to talk. This week, we break down The Grammys, spiral into more personal stories, and dive into our newest segment, “The Bar Is in Hell.”

 A safe space for low standards, wild expectations, and the realization that the bar wasn’t just lowered—it was buried.

Expect pop culture chaos, questionable takes, and the kind of useless banter that somehow makes way too much sense.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18654579 Tue, 10 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0800 1996 grammys, the grammys, dating, los angeles 1 16 full false Nice Hands & OnlyFans Nice Hands & OnlyFans This week, we’re joined by a VERY special guest—one of our besties and an OnlyFans creator—for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversation about what it’s really like behind the paywall. From the wildest subscriber requests to the realities of creating content, setting boundaries, and keeping it cute while staying in control… nothing is off limits.

Plus, we get into dating stories, hookup chaos, confidence, and the hilarious moments that come with living life in the spotlight (even when it’s private 😉). It’s funny, juicy, and honestly a little too relatable.

Press play and get ready for banter, boundaries, and a whole lot of “wait… they asked for WHAT?!” 

]]> This week, we’re joined by a VERY special guest—one of our besties and an OnlyFans creator—for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversation about what it’s really like behind the paywall. From the wildest subscriber requests to the realities of creating content, setting boundaries, and keeping it cute while staying in control… nothing is off limits.

Plus, we get into dating stories, hookup chaos, confidence, and the hilarious moments that come with living life in the spotlight (even when it’s private 😉). It’s funny, juicy, and honestly a little too relatable.

Press play and get ready for banter, boundaries, and a whole lot of “wait… they asked for WHAT?!” 

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18617231 Tue, 03 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0800 3160 onlyfans, dating, los angeles 1 15 full false Heated Rivalry, Chiron, & Skittles Heated Rivalry, Chiron, & Skittles This week on Useless Banter, we’re getting a little cosmic and a lot chaotic. We dive into the juicy world of astrology and break down how to find your Chiron placement (aka your emotional damage in birth chart form 💀). Then we completely switch gears and spiral into Heated Rivalry—the show, the obsession, the moments that had us screaming, and why we cannot shut up about it. And because we’re us… we somehow end up discussing Skittles like it’s a life-altering topic.

It’s healing, it’s hilarious, it’s unhinged—and it’s peak banter.

]]> This week on Useless Banter, we’re getting a little cosmic and a lot chaotic. We dive into the juicy world of astrology and break down how to find your Chiron placement (aka your emotional damage in birth chart form 💀). Then we completely switch gears and spiral into Heated Rivalry—the show, the obsession, the moments that had us screaming, and why we cannot shut up about it. And because we’re us… we somehow end up discussing Skittles like it’s a life-altering topic.

It’s healing, it’s hilarious, it’s unhinged—and it’s peak banter.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18578742 Tue, 27 Jan 2026 09:00:00 -0800 1888 astrology, zodiac signs, chiron, heated rivalry, gay, podcast 1 14 full false Kiki with Salina Estitties Kiki with Salina Estitties Our first-ever guest had to be a legend. In this episode, we welcome RuPaul’s Drag Race icon Salina Estitties to talk dating in LA, glow-ups for 2026, astrology, balancing masculinity & femininity, and yes…Heated Rivalry. This is growth. This is gossip. This issue Useless Banter.

]]> Our first-ever guest had to be a legend. In this episode, we welcome RuPaul’s Drag Race icon Salina Estitties to talk dating in LA, glow-ups for 2026, astrology, balancing masculinity & femininity, and yes…Heated Rivalry. This is growth. This is gossip. This issue Useless Banter.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18543512 Tue, 20 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0800 3360 rupauls drag race, drag race, salina estitties, dating, gay dating, los angeles, drag, entertainment, performer 1 13 full false Dogs, Dates & Shady Dips Dogs, Dates & Shady Dips Love is in the air… or at least in the group chat. This episode is all about love life updates, the yearning for companionship, and the very serious debate of dating a cat person versus a dog owner. From romantic hopes to chaotic preferences, we unpack where our hearts are at, what we’re craving, and why someone’s pet might just be the ultimate dealbreaker.

]]> Love is in the air… or at least in the group chat. This episode is all about love life updates, the yearning for companionship, and the very serious debate of dating a cat person versus a dog owner. From romantic hopes to chaotic preferences, we unpack where our hearts are at, what we’re craving, and why someone’s pet might just be the ultimate dealbreaker.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18499058 Tue, 13 Jan 2026 09:00:00 -0800 2713 besties, best friends, dating, gay, queer 1 12 full false Is This What Happens When You Get Old? Is This What Happens When You Get Old? This episode gets a little deeper than usual. We’re talking about making bold career moves, navigating unexpected perspective shifts, and how life has a way of forcing you to slow down and reevaluate what actually matters. From chasing growth and taking risks to sitting with grief and honoring the messy emotions that come with change, this conversation is honest, reflective, and real. It’s still us — candid, thoughtful, and a little chaotic — but with a softer edge as we unpack how loss, transitions, and big decisions shape who we’re becoming.

]]> This episode gets a little deeper than usual. We’re talking about making bold career moves, navigating unexpected perspective shifts, and how life has a way of forcing you to slow down and reevaluate what actually matters. From chasing growth and taking risks to sitting with grief and honoring the messy emotions that come with change, this conversation is honest, reflective, and real. It’s still us — candid, thoughtful, and a little chaotic — but with a softer edge as we unpack how loss, transitions, and big decisions shape who we’re becoming.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18401226 Tue, 23 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0800 2198 career, dating, relationships, best friends, friendships, adulting 1 11 full false When Your Bestie Gets a BF When Your Bestie Gets a BF In this episode, we unpack the real side effects of a friend entering their relationship era—canceled plans, disappearing acts, unexpected jealousy, and the chaos of becoming a supportive friend without losing your place. We’re sharing stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs as we navigate friendship shifts, boundaries, and whether the bestie bond ever really stays the same.

]]> In this episode, we unpack the real side effects of a friend entering their relationship era—canceled plans, disappearing acts, unexpected jealousy, and the chaos of becoming a supportive friend without losing your place. We’re sharing stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs as we navigate friendship shifts, boundaries, and whether the bestie bond ever really stays the same.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18364164 Tue, 16 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0800 1965 best friends, bestie, relationships, boyfriends, partner, bff 1 10 full false Wicked Banter: Part 2 Wicked Banter: Part 2 We’re back for Part 2 of our Wicked-themed deep dive, and this time we’re putting ourselves in Oz. In this episode, we took a poll from our friends to decide once and for all which one of us is more Glinda and who’s serving full Elphaba energy.


Then things get even messier (in the best way) as we play a hilariously chaotic round of “Who’s Most Likely To…” Wicked edition. From defying gravity to stirring up drama in Shiz, nothing is off-limits.


Grab your broomstick or bubble, because it’s time to laugh, debate, and embrace our inner witches.

]]> We’re back for Part 2 of our Wicked-themed deep dive, and this time we’re putting ourselves in Oz. In this episode, we took a poll from our friends to decide once and for all which one of us is more Glinda and who’s serving full Elphaba energy.


Then things get even messier (in the best way) as we play a hilariously chaotic round of “Who’s Most Likely To…” Wicked edition. From defying gravity to stirring up drama in Shiz, nothing is off-limits.


Grab your broomstick or bubble, because it’s time to laugh, debate, and embrace our inner witches.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18322953 Tue, 09 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0800 2826 wicked, wicked movie, movie, best friends, friends, theatre, broadway 1 9 full false Wicked Banter: Part 1 Wicked Banter: Part 1 In this episode, we’re headed straight to Oz! We dive into the brand-new Wicked movie, unpack the characters, and spill all our thoughts on who we personally align with — are we more Elphaba energy or full-on Glinda vibes? We break down the moments that gagged us, the choices that had us debating, and the scenes we can’t stop replaying.

And because we can’t resist a little chaos, we wrap things up with a Wicked-themed round of Smash or Pass, featuring characters, actors, and maybe even a goat professor or two. It’s magical, messy, and very us.

Grab your broom, your bubble, or whatever gets you to the Emerald City — this is one episode you don’t want to miss.

]]> In this episode, we’re headed straight to Oz! We dive into the brand-new Wicked movie, unpack the characters, and spill all our thoughts on who we personally align with — are we more Elphaba energy or full-on Glinda vibes? We break down the moments that gagged us, the choices that had us debating, and the scenes we can’t stop replaying.

And because we can’t resist a little chaos, we wrap things up with a Wicked-themed round of Smash or Pass, featuring characters, actors, and maybe even a goat professor or two. It’s magical, messy, and very us.

Grab your broom, your bubble, or whatever gets you to the Emerald City — this is one episode you don’t want to miss.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18284331 Tue, 02 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0800 2621 wicked, wicked movie, movie, best friends, friends, theatre, broadway 1 8 full false Planes, Poppers, & Puerto Vallarta Planes, Poppers, & Puerto Vallarta Pack your bags and grab your emotional support water bottle — we’re taking you on a chaotic trip down memory lane. In this episode, we swap our wildest travel stories, from spontaneous Mexico adventures to messy Las Vegas weekends and even our unexpected detour through Arkansas (yes… Arkansas). Join us as we relive the hilarious mishaps, culture shocks, questionable decisions, and iconic moments that made each trip unforgettable. It’s storytelling, it’s comedy, it’s a whole journey — so buckle up and let’s get into the bit!

]]> Pack your bags and grab your emotional support water bottle — we’re taking you on a chaotic trip down memory lane. In this episode, we swap our wildest travel stories, from spontaneous Mexico adventures to messy Las Vegas weekends and even our unexpected detour through Arkansas (yes… Arkansas). Join us as we relive the hilarious mishaps, culture shocks, questionable decisions, and iconic moments that made each trip unforgettable. It’s storytelling, it’s comedy, it’s a whole journey — so buckle up and let’s get into the bit!

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18242273 Tue, 25 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0800 2557 travel, gay, los angeles, mexico, travel stories 1 7 full false Do You Believe in Soulmates? Do You Believe in Soulmates? From soulmates and situationships to relationships, red flags, and the icks we cannot ignore, we unpack it all with our signature blend of honesty, humor, and unfiltered banter. If you’ve ever wondered why dating feels like an Olympic sport—or if soulmates are even real—this one’s for you. Grab a drink, buckle up, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and relate way too hard.

]]> From soulmates and situationships to relationships, red flags, and the icks we cannot ignore, we unpack it all with our signature blend of honesty, humor, and unfiltered banter. If you’ve ever wondered why dating feels like an Olympic sport—or if soulmates are even real—this one’s for you. Grab a drink, buckle up, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and relate way too hard.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18209746 Tue, 18 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0800 2383 soulmates, dating, gay, relationships, platonic, romantic 1 6 full false The Starter Pack (Bonus Episode) The Starter Pack (Bonus Episode) Before we dive into the chaos, laughs, and all the useless banter, we’re taking a moment to properly introduce ourselves! In this special bonus episode, we share our stories—where we came from, how we met, and the wild journey that led us here. From our creative beginnings to the moments that shaped who we are today, get to know the personalities behind the mic. Think of it as your backstage pass into our world before the real fun begins.

]]> Before we dive into the chaos, laughs, and all the useless banter, we’re taking a moment to properly introduce ourselves! In this special bonus episode, we share our stories—where we came from, how we met, and the wild journey that led us here. From our creative beginnings to the moments that shaped who we are today, get to know the personalities behind the mic. Think of it as your backstage pass into our world before the real fun begins.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18174565 Tue, 11 Nov 2025 16:00:00 -0800 1885 1 5 full false Unreleased Tea on Pride Month Unreleased Tea on Pride Month Get ready for a colorful trip down memory lane as we spill the tea on this year’s Pride celebrations! From wild parade moments to emotional coming-out stories, we’re sharing it all — the glitter, the growth, and the gay chaos. Join us as we laugh, reflect, and celebrate what Pride really means to us — because honey, the rainbow doesn’t stop in June.

]]> Get ready for a colorful trip down memory lane as we spill the tea on this year’s Pride celebrations! From wild parade moments to emotional coming-out stories, we’re sharing it all — the glitter, the growth, and the gay chaos. Join us as we laugh, reflect, and celebrate what Pride really means to us — because honey, the rainbow doesn’t stop in June.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18174557 Tue, 11 Nov 2025 16:00:00 -0800 2563 pride, gay, los angeles, west hollywood 1 4 full false Halloweekend: Pray For Us Halloweekend: Pray For Us Grab your wigs and your hangover cures, babes! This week we’re breaking down our chaotic Halloweekend! From spooky slays to scandalous surprises, we’re reliving every messy, magical, and maybe slightly unhinged moment. Expect costumes, drama, and a haunting amount of banter.

]]> Grab your wigs and your hangover cures, babes! This week we’re breaking down our chaotic Halloweekend! From spooky slays to scandalous surprises, we’re reliving every messy, magical, and maybe slightly unhinged moment. Expect costumes, drama, and a haunting amount of banter.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18130833 Tue, 04 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0800 4420 halloween, gay, lifestyle, los angeles 1 3 full false Festivals & Rave Baes Festivals & Rave Baes Get your wristbands ready—this week we’re diving into the fun, chaotic, and euphoric world of music festivals! From the main-stage magic to the dreadful drive home, we’re spilling all the rave tea. 

We talk festival survival hacks, embarrassing moments, and—of course—the mysterious species known as rave baes. Who are they? How do you find one? And what happens when the music stops?

Expect laughter, stories, and plenty of useless banter as we relive our wildest festival memories.

]]> Get your wristbands ready—this week we’re diving into the fun, chaotic, and euphoric world of music festivals! From the main-stage magic to the dreadful drive home, we’re spilling all the rave tea. 

We talk festival survival hacks, embarrassing moments, and—of course—the mysterious species known as rave baes. Who are they? How do you find one? And what happens when the music stops?

Expect laughter, stories, and plenty of useless banter as we relive our wildest festival memories.

]]> Useless Banter Buzzsprout-18089534 Tue, 28 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0700 2294 festivals, music, music festivals, rave, rave bae, dating, gay, gay dating, fitness 1 2 full false Astrology & Monogamy Astrology & Monogamy In this episode of Useless Banter, your favorite duo dives deep into the lure of zodiac signs and love languages. From the highs, lows, and downright chaotic moments of gay dating in LA — nothing’s off limits. Expect laughs, oversharing, and maybe a little self-discovery (or delusion). Whether you’re a hopeless romantic, an astrology skeptic, or just here for the tea, this one’s for you.

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