Creme World Mon, 29 Jun 2026 04:03:06 -0400 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2546256 en-us © 2026 Creme World yes 55fa611a-c6c5-5e7e-a96c-0be93cd2343f Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) episodic true Comedian and host Creme Brulee actively trying to figure out what their podcast is gonna be. 

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) https://storage.buzzsprout.com/5eh40g41ggteyjfkrstzm8u5kpwr?.jpg Creme World https://www.buzzsprout.com/2546256 Washing your hands is performative, everyone online is a bot & I fixed Instagram Washing your hands is performative, everyone online is a bot & I fixed Instagram Hey f-slurs it's another episode. This week I'm giving you my hottest current takes about sanitation and the internet. Then I lay out my platform on how we're gonna get instagram to feel like 2012 again. Don't ever miss an episode, I'll find you. Please subscribe to the show wherever you get the show and follow me on all platforms @cremebrulee2d 

]]> Hey f-slurs it's another episode. This week I'm giving you my hottest current takes about sanitation and the internet. Then I lay out my platform on how we're gonna get instagram to feel like 2012 again. Don't ever miss an episode, I'll find you. Please subscribe to the show wherever you get the show and follow me on all platforms @cremebrulee2d 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19416814 Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700 4259 full true Our moms spoke in tongues and it scared us. Religion, Conspiracy Theories & Antisemitism in the black community - with Xaii Kuu Our moms spoke in tongues and it scared us. Religion, Conspiracy Theories & Antisemitism in the black community - with Xaii Kuu Xaii and I discovered that we both had similar upbringings in the church and that led us in a lot of directions. A classic black adhd episode. We talked leaving the church, going on 4chan as teenagers, the relationship between black people and jewish people & everything in between? Idk listen or whatever. Please subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and follow me on instagram and tiktok @cremebrulee2d

]]> Xaii and I discovered that we both had similar upbringings in the church and that led us in a lot of directions. A classic black adhd episode. We talked leaving the church, going on 4chan as teenagers, the relationship between black people and jewish people & everything in between? Idk listen or whatever. Please subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and follow me on instagram and tiktok @cremebrulee2d

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19405848 Fri, 26 Jun 2026 06:00:00 -0700 4419 full true The only way to stop white supremacy is...segregation? with Xaii Kuu The only way to stop white supremacy is...segregation? with Xaii Kuu This week we talk a bunch about Xaii's newfound friendship with 'Chatty G' and then he lays out a radical way to protect black people from white people. It's segregation, you already read the title. Please subscribe to and rate the podcast wherever you listen and follow me on instagram & tiktok @cremebrulee2d

Sorry I missed a week, it'll never happen again (maybe). 

]]> This week we talk a bunch about Xaii's newfound friendship with 'Chatty G' and then he lays out a radical way to protect black people from white people. It's segregation, you already read the title. Please subscribe to and rate the podcast wherever you listen and follow me on instagram & tiktok @cremebrulee2d

Sorry I missed a week, it'll never happen again (maybe). 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19382318 Sun, 21 Jun 2026 23:00:00 -0700 6133 full true I think moving to Portland made me gay I think moving to Portland made me gay Happy Pride. Creme Bru-F***** here to talk about I figured out I was queer/nonbinary. I lead by talking about some shows I did this weekend followed by a rousing speech on artistic endurance. This one is pretty revealing but that's what Pride is about? Idk call the queer police on me or whatever. Please subscribe to the show and leave a comment/review if you enjoy the content. 

]]> Happy Pride. Creme Bru-F***** here to talk about I figured out I was queer/nonbinary. I lead by talking about some shows I did this weekend followed by a rousing speech on artistic endurance. This one is pretty revealing but that's what Pride is about? Idk call the queer police on me or whatever. Please subscribe to the show and leave a comment/review if you enjoy the content. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19311001 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700 4049 full true I got arrested by homeland security & Xaii met the mayor of Portland; our origin story. I got arrested by homeland security & Xaii met the mayor of Portland; our origin story. Everything in the title is true btw. It's finally here. Because of the universe aligning in a beautiful way Xaii and I were finally able to record a show together and so we decided to fully dish all our lore. This is also largely about Portland during the summer of 2020 and ensuring months of protests. Buckle up. Subscribe, like, allat. Love you. 

]]> Everything in the title is true btw. It's finally here. Because of the universe aligning in a beautiful way Xaii and I were finally able to record a show together and so we decided to fully dish all our lore. This is also largely about Portland during the summer of 2020 and ensuring months of protests. Buckle up. Subscribe, like, allat. Love you. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19272540 Mon, 01 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0700 5445 full true Did Rachel Dolezal actually do anything wrong? A re-examination. Did Rachel Dolezal actually do anything wrong? A re-examination. Helloooooo. Ok so obviously we are talking about my favorite white queen today, but before that I get lowkey emotional about being a parent. Real spill about my dad and what being a parent means to me and then we talk about what is objectively the greatest news story of our generation. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d and subscribe wherever you listen. 

]]> Helloooooo. Ok so obviously we are talking about my favorite white queen today, but before that I get lowkey emotional about being a parent. Real spill about my dad and what being a parent means to me and then we talk about what is objectively the greatest news story of our generation. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d and subscribe wherever you listen. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19233019 Sun, 24 May 2026 23:00:00 -0700 4089 full true Drake dropped 3 albums on purpose. We try and figure out why. - with Xaii Kuu Drake dropped 3 albums on purpose. We try and figure out why. - with Xaii Kuu It's our superbowl. This podcast mostly exists to commentate on the long shadow of the Drake vs Kendrick beef and today we got the juiciest cut we've been served in several fortnights. Join us as we figure out how the 3 new Drake albums make us feel and where we think they stack up in his discography.

]]> It's our superbowl. This podcast mostly exists to commentate on the long shadow of the Drake vs Kendrick beef and today we got the juiciest cut we've been served in several fortnights. Join us as we figure out how the 3 new Drake albums make us feel and where we think they stack up in his discography.

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19204402 Tue, 19 May 2026 11:00:00 -0700 5259 full true A drunk driving story and the best books I've read this year A drunk driving story and the best books I've read this year Kind of a bonus episode. Xai and I will be back tomorrow to talk about the 3 drake albums but I couldn't stand the idea of being late with the show so I recorded a podcast while driving down to a show in Vancouver, Wa. It's a lil stream of consciousness at first and then I yap about literature. Thanks for listening, please hit the buttons. 

]]> Kind of a bonus episode. Xai and I will be back tomorrow to talk about the 3 drake albums but I couldn't stand the idea of being late with the show so I recorded a podcast while driving down to a show in Vancouver, Wa. It's a lil stream of consciousness at first and then I yap about literature. Thanks for listening, please hit the buttons. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19194000 Mon, 18 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700 3825 full true Taylor Swift, Future, Post Malone? The 30 best american songwriters of the past 30 years. Taylor Swift, Future, Post Malone? The 30 best american songwriters of the past 30 years. The New York Times named their top 30 living american songwriters and I took offense because they did not seek my input. Well, the failing new york times can't silence me any longer. I present my list of the top 30 living american songwriters (of the past 30 years). Enjoy. Subscribe to the podcast, follow me @cremebrulee2d, and tell me what I got wrong. 

]]> The New York Times named their top 30 living american songwriters and I took offense because they did not seek my input. Well, the failing new york times can't silence me any longer. I present my list of the top 30 living american songwriters (of the past 30 years). Enjoy. Subscribe to the podcast, follow me @cremebrulee2d, and tell me what I got wrong. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19155362 Sun, 10 May 2026 21:00:00 -0700 5078 full true Megan Thee Stallion got cheated on, 2 former cheaters tell you why - with Xaii Kuu Megan Thee Stallion got cheated on, 2 former cheaters tell you why - with Xaii Kuu Nba goofball Klay Thompson cheated on hall of fame baddie Megan Thee Stallion and two n-words with checkered pasts are here to smoke newports and yap about the patriarchy and how weird dudes online are. That's the whole hour, I actually think it's one of the more interesting conversations we've had bc it's unfortunately extremely vulnerable. Please leave a like and subscribe and comment if we dated in my 20s. 

]]> Nba goofball Klay Thompson cheated on hall of fame baddie Megan Thee Stallion and two n-words with checkered pasts are here to smoke newports and yap about the patriarchy and how weird dudes online are. That's the whole hour, I actually think it's one of the more interesting conversations we've had bc it's unfortunately extremely vulnerable. Please leave a like and subscribe and comment if we dated in my 20s. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19119731 Mon, 04 May 2026 01:00:00 -0700 4624 full true Behind The Jokes - One Week With A Comedian (me) Behind The Jokes - One Week With A Comedian (me) I brought my laptop and mic out for a full week on the Seattle comedy circuit and hit five rooms, recording the sets and then jumping in my car to give unfiltered, immediate notes on what happened while it was still fresh.

Across the week, I’m workshopping bits, trying new tags, trimming the fat, and doing whatever it takes to make audiences laugh. You’ll hear how a “solid” joke changes when I tweak the first sentence, how one clunky transition can ruin a punchline, and why I sometimes open with something intentionally rough just to set the tone that this is a living, breathing process. If you’re into joke writing, comedic timing, and the behind-the-scenes craft of stand-up comedy, tap in. 

There’s also the reality of chasing stage time: last-minute changes, different kinds of crowds, local Seattle references that either pop or fall flat, and the pressure trying to get booked. The week builds toward a longer, more polished featured set for Cozy Comedy in West Seattle, where hopefully all the work I'd put in comes together. 

If you’ve ever wondered how comedians actually get better between gigs, press play. Subscribe, share it with a comic friend, and leave a review with the line that made you laugh hardest.

]]> I brought my laptop and mic out for a full week on the Seattle comedy circuit and hit five rooms, recording the sets and then jumping in my car to give unfiltered, immediate notes on what happened while it was still fresh.

Across the week, I’m workshopping bits, trying new tags, trimming the fat, and doing whatever it takes to make audiences laugh. You’ll hear how a “solid” joke changes when I tweak the first sentence, how one clunky transition can ruin a punchline, and why I sometimes open with something intentionally rough just to set the tone that this is a living, breathing process. If you’re into joke writing, comedic timing, and the behind-the-scenes craft of stand-up comedy, tap in. 

There’s also the reality of chasing stage time: last-minute changes, different kinds of crowds, local Seattle references that either pop or fall flat, and the pressure trying to get booked. The week builds toward a longer, more polished featured set for Cozy Comedy in West Seattle, where hopefully all the work I'd put in comes together. 

If you’ve ever wondered how comedians actually get better between gigs, press play. Subscribe, share it with a comic friend, and leave a review with the line that made you laugh hardest.

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19080022 Sun, 26 Apr 2026 21:00:00 -0700 5378 full true Every Drug We’ve Taken, Ranked with Xaii Kuu Every Drug We’ve Taken, Ranked with Xaii Kuu Happy 4/20. In honor of the high holiday we relive our youths and recount our experiences with every drug we’ve had the pleasure of taking. Guess which one of us took Mescaline. Yeah you nailed it, but this is still worth a listen because somehow this is also a conversation about parenting. Please subscribe to the show and leave a rating if you enjoy what you’re partaking. 

]]> Happy 4/20. In honor of the high holiday we relive our youths and recount our experiences with every drug we’ve had the pleasure of taking. Guess which one of us took Mescaline. Yeah you nailed it, but this is still worth a listen because somehow this is also a conversation about parenting. Please subscribe to the show and leave a rating if you enjoy what you’re partaking. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19043716 Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700 4450 full true The Onlyfansification of Instagram + explaining ‘you the birthday’ to white people The Onlyfansification of Instagram + explaining ‘you the birthday’ to white people It’s the podcast Chanel for the podcast Van Cleef for the podcast. Hey it’s the new episode. Chatting some various TikTok microdramas & cyberbullying at large. Then I talk about the way onlyfans has changed my experience on instagram and social media writ large. Tap in. Subscribe. Clean up after yourself omg.

]]> It’s the podcast Chanel for the podcast Van Cleef for the podcast. Hey it’s the new episode. Chatting some various TikTok microdramas & cyberbullying at large. Then I talk about the way onlyfans has changed my experience on instagram and social media writ large. Tap in. Subscribe. Clean up after yourself omg.

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-19005332 Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700 4706 full true You kidnapped GUCCI MANE? + Who's the corniest rapper J. Cole or LaRussell? with Xaii Kuu You kidnapped GUCCI MANE? + Who's the corniest rapper J. Cole or LaRussell? with Xaii Kuu Hey hot stuff it's another episode of Creme World. This week Xaii is back to talk about the unrelenting stupid story of Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane. Then it's J Cole vs LaRussel in the corny n-word olympics. Maybe other stuff too, idk hit the big subscribe/follow button please. And follow me on social @cremebrulee2d

]]> Hey hot stuff it's another episode of Creme World. This week Xaii is back to talk about the unrelenting stupid story of Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane. Then it's J Cole vs LaRussel in the corny n-word olympics. Maybe other stuff too, idk hit the big subscribe/follow button please. And follow me on social @cremebrulee2d

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18967835 Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700 5138 full true Spring musings (One Battle After Another, New Kanye Album, Taco Bell nostalgia & Florida review) Spring musings (One Battle After Another, New Kanye Album, Taco Bell nostalgia & Florida review) This ones for the real heads, that's right it's a classic 'talking' episode. Strap in as I walk you through all the thoughts I had on my spring break trip to Florida. The full spectrum of media is addressed. Film, TV, music and I even reference a BOOK. Holy consumption. Thanks for listening please leave a review and allat. 

]]> This ones for the real heads, that's right it's a classic 'talking' episode. Strap in as I walk you through all the thoughts I had on my spring break trip to Florida. The full spectrum of media is addressed. Film, TV, music and I even reference a BOOK. Holy consumption. Thanks for listening please leave a review and allat. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18928689 Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:00:00 -0700 4288 full true Does artistic authenticity equate to good art? with Xaii Kuu Does artistic authenticity equate to good art? with Xaii Kuu Xaii didn't get to make fun of Jack Harlow so obviously.. We also use that topic as a jumping off point to talk about artists who are authentic vs "culture vultures" and how it is some culture vultures make great art and some "authentic" artists are kinda mid. As always please like and suscribe. Love you. 

]]> Xaii didn't get to make fun of Jack Harlow so obviously.. We also use that topic as a jumping off point to talk about artists who are authentic vs "culture vultures" and how it is some culture vultures make great art and some "authentic" artists are kinda mid. As always please like and suscribe. Love you. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18883374 Sun, 22 Mar 2026 22:00:00 -0700 4780 full true Me, Jack Harlow & Racial Dysphoria + Love is Blind and My Disney Chanel Mount Rushmore Me, Jack Harlow & Racial Dysphoria + Love is Blind and My Disney Chanel Mount Rushmore Jack Harlow is not the guest btw. But he does have a new album and said some things that got people upset (RACIALLY). I also give my final thoughts on love is blind season 10 and drop my mount rushmore of Disney Chanel stars. If you're in your early 30s this ones for you BABY. Please like the show and leave a rating and review and subscription and give me a hug kbye. 

]]> Jack Harlow is not the guest btw. But he does have a new album and said some things that got people upset (RACIALLY). I also give my final thoughts on love is blind season 10 and drop my mount rushmore of Disney Chanel stars. If you're in your early 30s this ones for you BABY. Please like the show and leave a rating and review and subscription and give me a hug kbye. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18852494 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 23:00:00 -0700 4394 full false T.I. vs 50 cent & Catholics vs Atlanta with Xaii Kuu T.I. vs 50 cent & Catholics vs Atlanta with Xaii Kuu It's an oops all Atlanta episode lowkey. We talk the recent kinda rap kinda instagram beef between TI and 50 cent then Luke Kornet (derogatory) vs the Atlanta Hawks. Then we spin the block on the BAFTA situation because surprisingly we still have takes. Ok subscribe to the show and follow me on social @cremebrulee2d love you 

]]> It's an oops all Atlanta episode lowkey. We talk the recent kinda rap kinda instagram beef between TI and 50 cent then Luke Kornet (derogatory) vs the Atlanta Hawks. Then we spin the block on the BAFTA situation because surprisingly we still have takes. Ok subscribe to the show and follow me on social @cremebrulee2d love you 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18813728 Sun, 08 Mar 2026 23:00:00 -0700 5173 full false Baby Keem, Charli xcx & all my favorite music of 2026 (so far) Baby Keem, Charli xcx & all my favorite music of 2026 (so far) It's a music episode dagummit. I'm talking Baby Keem, Charli xcx, Joji, Don Toliver, Charlotte Day Wilson & MORE. SEND ME SONGS. LISTEN TO THESE SONGS. Ok love you please leave a like and rating and allat. 

]]> It's a music episode dagummit. I'm talking Baby Keem, Charli xcx, Joji, Don Toliver, Charlotte Day Wilson & MORE. SEND ME SONGS. LISTEN TO THESE SONGS. Ok love you please leave a like and rating and allat. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18773005 Sun, 01 Mar 2026 23:00:00 -0800 4590 full false The best of black culture a.k.a the Blicky awards. The best of black culture a.k.a the Blicky awards. WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BLICKYS. TONIGHT WE WILL BE HANDING OUT SOME VERY SPECIAL AWARDS INCLUDING BEST BLACK MOVIE, BEST TRIUMPH OVER WHITE PEOPLE & BEST SLANG. PLEASE PUT ON A SUIT OR EVENING DRESS BEFORE LISTENING. HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH. #BLICKYSSOBLACK

]]> WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BLICKYS. TONIGHT WE WILL BE HANDING OUT SOME VERY SPECIAL AWARDS INCLUDING BEST BLACK MOVIE, BEST TRIUMPH OVER WHITE PEOPLE & BEST SLANG. PLEASE PUT ON A SUIT OR EVENING DRESS BEFORE LISTENING. HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH. #BLICKYSSOBLACK

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18738354 Tue, 24 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0800 4699 full true Obama said aliens exist, is he thirsty for attention? + The house n***** debate & Love is Blind Obama said aliens exist, is he thirsty for attention? + The house n***** debate & Love is Blind Happy Black History Month. I mostly talk about black people stuff before diving into the newest season of the most prestigious reality show dynasty of our time; Love is Blind. It probably won't make the black history archives but it's contributions to denigrating the white race can't be ignored. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d + subscribe to the pod and comment and allat. 

]]> Happy Black History Month. I mostly talk about black people stuff before diving into the newest season of the most prestigious reality show dynasty of our time; Love is Blind. It probably won't make the black history archives but it's contributions to denigrating the white race can't be ignored. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d + subscribe to the pod and comment and allat. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18691275 Mon, 16 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0800 4092 full true Jay-Z in the Epstein files + ICE is somehow black peoples fault - with Xaii Kuu Jay-Z in the Epstein files + ICE is somehow black peoples fault - with Xaii Kuu Your classic me and Xaii Y A P P I N G. If you don't like that then LEAVE. JK we do tackle some heavier things after explaining the balloon popping videos to white peoples. Please subscribe to the show and like the show if you enjoy the show. Follow me on socials blah blah blah I'm tired fr fr fr. 

]]> Your classic me and Xaii Y A P P I N G. If you don't like that then LEAVE. JK we do tackle some heavier things after explaining the balloon popping videos to white peoples. Please subscribe to the show and like the show if you enjoy the show. Follow me on socials blah blah blah I'm tired fr fr fr. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18647517 Mon, 09 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0800 5951 full false Kanye Apologized (again) Kanye Apologized (again) Should you take it seriously? Did chatgpt write it? Did he even need to apologize? Ok obviously yes but the rest of the questions will only be answered if you dare to listen. Also some yapping about teenagers on the train and why instagram social justice is categorically DUMB. I love you. Subscribe please or whatever. 

]]> Should you take it seriously? Did chatgpt write it? Did he even need to apologize? Ok obviously yes but the rest of the questions will only be answered if you dare to listen. Also some yapping about teenagers on the train and why instagram social justice is categorically DUMB. I love you. Subscribe please or whatever. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18608915 Sun, 01 Feb 2026 23:00:00 -0800 4148 full false Ranking the 2016 XXL Freshman Class with Xaii Kuu Ranking the 2016 XXL Freshman Class with Xaii Kuu It's still 2016 week somehow. Idk it's been 10 years since what is considered by many to be the last great xxl freshman class, so we're here to reevaluate the first decade of their respective careers. We also fit in some Sinners & Kai Cenat discourse. Extremely black millennial episode it is what it is. Leave a like and review and subscribe and I love you. 

]]> It's still 2016 week somehow. Idk it's been 10 years since what is considered by many to be the last great xxl freshman class, so we're here to reevaluate the first decade of their respective careers. We also fit in some Sinners & Kai Cenat discourse. Extremely black millennial episode it is what it is. Leave a like and review and subscribe and I love you. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18569556 Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:00:00 -0800 5896 full false I was in a Christian Frat I was in a Christian Frat Everyone online is waxing nostalgic about 2016 so I decided to talk about my 2016. In Nashville. Pledging and participating in the dorkiest possible cult. I obviously also shoehorn in a quick chat about hip hop. Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and like and allat. 

]]> Everyone online is waxing nostalgic about 2016 so I decided to talk about my 2016. In Nashville. Pledging and participating in the dorkiest possible cult. I obviously also shoehorn in a quick chat about hip hop. Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and like and allat. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18538947 Mon, 19 Jan 2026 23:00:00 -0800 4205 full false Things are the worst they've ever been, but you should keep going. Things are the worst they've ever been, but you should keep going. Rest in peace to Morgan Haigh. Rest in peace to Renee Nicole Good. May you find peace in this season. I love you, thanks for listening if you do. 

in discussing my personal philosophy i neglected to mention the immense amount of privilege i have that has so far shielded my life from being dramatically affected by the current political regime, so it's much easier for me to find reasons to have a positive outlook than it would be for MANY people in other marginalized communities/countries etc, so yeah privilege checked 🫡

]]> Rest in peace to Morgan Haigh. Rest in peace to Renee Nicole Good. May you find peace in this season. I love you, thanks for listening if you do. 

in discussing my personal philosophy i neglected to mention the immense amount of privilege i have that has so far shielded my life from being dramatically affected by the current political regime, so it's much easier for me to find reasons to have a positive outlook than it would be for MANY people in other marginalized communities/countries etc, so yeah privilege checked 🫡

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18492160 Sun, 11 Jan 2026 23:00:00 -0800 3594 14 full true AR-15s, A.I. & Adin Ross, kids are cooked - with Xaii Kuu AR-15s, A.I. & Adin Ross, kids are cooked - with Xaii Kuu Xaii is back and we kinda spend the whole episode talking about the problems facing children in America. Probably too much laughing given the topic but uhhh. Please subscribe to the show wherever you get the show and leave a review that suggests but doesn't explicitly say that we give our listeners free cash every episode. That's the new campaign. Pledge allegiance to it. 

]]> Xaii is back and we kinda spend the whole episode talking about the problems facing children in America. Probably too much laughing given the topic but uhhh. Please subscribe to the show wherever you get the show and leave a review that suggests but doesn't explicitly say that we give our listeners free cash every episode. That's the new campaign. Pledge allegiance to it. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18453571 Sun, 04 Jan 2026 23:00:00 -0800 5128 full false Jake Paul fights Mr. Bean & Zohran performs Gasolina: 26 predictions for 2026 Jake Paul fights Mr. Bean & Zohran performs Gasolina: 26 predictions for 2026 Welcome to the future. Today I am telling you 26 things that I think will happen in the new year. Some of them are fun, some of them are dystopian. I just realized I skipped one so maybe it's only 25 but who's counting. Not you mom. Please subscribe and leave a 5 star review or I don't get to see the sun.  

]]> Welcome to the future. Today I am telling you 26 things that I think will happen in the new year. Some of them are fun, some of them are dystopian. I just realized I skipped one so maybe it's only 25 but who's counting. Not you mom. Please subscribe and leave a 5 star review or I don't get to see the sun.  

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18424920 Sun, 28 Dec 2025 23:00:00 -0800 4093 full false Is 'Grinch' a name or ethnicity? with Xaii Kuu Is 'Grinch' a name or ethnicity? with Xaii Kuu Happy Holidays! Xaii is back and we're hardly in the Christmas spirit but we keep it a lil festive. We also talk about Diddy and I don't feel great about it! Please subscribe and like and share and allat. Love you. 

]]> Happy Holidays! Xaii is back and we're hardly in the Christmas spirit but we keep it a lil festive. We also talk about Diddy and I don't feel great about it! Please subscribe and like and share and allat. Love you. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18397337 Sun, 21 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0800 4585 full false 2hollis, Clipse & all the best music you missed in 2025 2hollis, Clipse & all the best music you missed in 2025 Crowning my top 5 albums and songs of the year + some takeaways from the year. Here's a companion playlist! (Spotify sorry)

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3AEgHgzK9E59E3fkEMjE5K?si=Z3GNXajNQQ6xyy3cMjHN4g&pi=T1WLM9e2RQuuV

Sorry I forgot to talk about Geese, I wasn't too crazy about the album but no doubt  they deserved some type of mention right? idk hit subscribe tho 

]]> Crowning my top 5 albums and songs of the year + some takeaways from the year. Here's a companion playlist! (Spotify sorry)

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3AEgHgzK9E59E3fkEMjE5K?si=Z3GNXajNQQ6xyy3cMjHN4g&pi=T1WLM9e2RQuuV

Sorry I forgot to talk about Geese, I wasn't too crazy about the album but no doubt  they deserved some type of mention right? idk hit subscribe tho 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18354555 Mon, 15 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0800 3729 10 full true Is 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' white or black culture? with Xaii Kuu Is 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' white or black culture? with Xaii Kuu Xaii is back to talk Quarter Zips, Pharrell's recent political comments, and of course what is white culture vs what is black culture. Subscribe, like, comment, all those nice things PLEASE. 

]]> Xaii is back to talk Quarter Zips, Pharrell's recent political comments, and of course what is white culture vs what is black culture. Subscribe, like, comment, all those nice things PLEASE. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18316185 Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0800 5812 full false The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Ads, Gambling, Protein & Bluetooth Headphones. The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Ads, Gambling, Protein & Bluetooth Headphones. Insane energy on this one ngl. Talking about things that I find unsettling about contemporary culture. Gets existential, gets petty. Get in. 

]]> Insane energy on this one ngl. Talking about things that I find unsettling about contemporary culture. Gets existential, gets petty. Get in. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18277248 Sun, 30 Nov 2025 22:00:00 -0800 4142 8 full true Ranking famous white people (white tiers) Ranking famous white people (white tiers) Technically I put them into tiers. Also I really run out of steam the last 15 minutes. I'm a parent with a full time job, IM SORRY. 

]]> Technically I put them into tiers. Also I really run out of steam the last 15 minutes. I'm a parent with a full time job, IM SORRY. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18238979 Sun, 23 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0800 3877 7 full true How I became a comedian + talking political division, tiktok drama & hip hop with Xaii Kuu How I became a comedian + talking political division, tiktok drama & hip hop with Xaii Kuu Talking about my experience opening for Chris Redd in Seattle this past weekend as well as how I got to where I am in my stand up journey today. 

Then I have my good friend Xai on to catch up and talk about a myriad of things from politics to Atlanta hip hop. Thanks for flying with us. 

Please rate the podcast on whatever platform you be on & follow/subscribe to/connect with the show. 

]]> Talking about my experience opening for Chris Redd in Seattle this past weekend as well as how I got to where I am in my stand up journey today. 

Then I have my good friend Xai on to catch up and talk about a myriad of things from politics to Atlanta hip hop. Thanks for flying with us. 

Please rate the podcast on whatever platform you be on & follow/subscribe to/connect with the show. 

]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18208238 Mon, 17 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0800 7717 6 full true 30 years old, 2 years sober, a retrospective. 30 years old, 2 years sober, a retrospective. Lotta lore in this one. If you ever wanna talk sobriety dm me <3


]]> Lotta lore in this one. If you ever wanna talk sobriety dm me <3


]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18161611 Sun, 09 Nov 2025 23:00:00 -0800 5385 5 full true Why isn't hip hop cool anymore ? Why isn't hip hop cool anymore ? Hip Hop can't crack the top 40 and only I truly understand why. 

1:40 koreans are the new black people

6:10 drake is the most important artist of this generation

14:57 hip hop is stagnant

24:56 the decline of atlanta

43:50 deaths of xoxtentacion, juice wrid, pop smoke & lil peep

1:04:28 diddy, drake & kanye

1:06:41 raps not fun anymore

1:09:33 white people wanna be white again

1:12:30 in conclusion: it's fine

At one point I reference Thomas Rhett as a country musician who sounded like Drake but I was thinking of Sam Hunt. Idk if that's even correct I shouldn't have spoken about Country music, I'm sorry.


]]> Hip Hop can't crack the top 40 and only I truly understand why. 

1:40 koreans are the new black people

6:10 drake is the most important artist of this generation

14:57 hip hop is stagnant

24:56 the decline of atlanta

43:50 deaths of xoxtentacion, juice wrid, pop smoke & lil peep

1:04:28 diddy, drake & kanye

1:06:41 raps not fun anymore

1:09:33 white people wanna be white again

1:12:30 in conclusion: it's fine

At one point I reference Thomas Rhett as a country musician who sounded like Drake but I was thinking of Sam Hunt. Idk if that's even correct I shouldn't have spoken about Country music, I'm sorry.


]]> Creme Brulee (@cremebrulee2d) Buzzsprout-18131179 Tue, 04 Nov 2025 17:00:00 -0800 4723 4 full true You should care about theatre + Should you care about Taylor Swift? with Abi Brittle You should care about theatre + Should you care about Taylor Swift? with Abi Brittle My new pal Abi came over to talk about Taylor Swift and we didn't get to her until an hour in. A classic "conversation". 



0:00 journalism school 


4:30 Taking a soul work class


13:45 Make an argument for theatre 


27:30 Talking Musicals 


34:58 an argument for standup


48:41 Maga Reposting my jokes


53:00 The south is actually amazing 


58:18 Discovering pop music through Taylor Swift 


1:20:40 Taylor vs Olivia 

]]> My new pal Abi came over to talk about Taylor Swift and we didn't get to her until an hour in. A classic "conversation". 



0:00 journalism school 


4:30 Taking a soul work class


13:45 Make an argument for theatre 


27:30 Talking Musicals 


34:58 an argument for standup


48:41 Maga Reposting my jokes


53:00 The south is actually amazing 


58:18 Discovering pop music through Taylor Swift 


1:20:40 Taylor vs Olivia 

]]> Creme Brulee Buzzsprout-18080164 Mon, 27 Oct 2025 17:00:00 -0700 6339 1 3 full true Tyler The Creator vs Black People + Me vs Sora Tyler The Creator vs Black People + Me vs Sora I also talk about Sora roughly 50 minutes in, idk it's 3am I'm not fully present for writing this caption I won't hold you. 

]]> I also talk about Sora roughly 50 minutes in, idk it's 3am I'm not fully present for writing this caption I won't hold you. 

]]> Creme Brulee Buzzsprout-18040810 Mon, 20 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0700 3430 1 2 full true Love is Blind + Would You Rather Be Hot or Rich? Love is Blind + Would You Rather Be Hot or Rich? it's the first one, come say hello 

]]> it's the first one, come say hello 

]]> Creme Brulee Buzzsprout-18000843 Sun, 12 Oct 2025 22:00:00 -0700 3854 1 1 full true