The Witching Hour

Meet the Cracks, Pt. 3

Wed, 20 May 2026 20:00:00 -0400

The final Crack. This broadcast, we attempt (once again) to interview Rusty and Poppy Crack about Crack Farm Bed and Breakfast and Shrunken Head Orchard. We're starting to run out of interns...

Wander in to Harry Crack's Hidey Hole and peruse a repository of well-loved, thoroughly haunted, and authentically unwashed antiques from days gone by.

Featuring:

Monica Murray-Derr from, I Don't Imagine Anyone's Listening

Sarah Zapiain

Caroline Norton

"Really Haunted Music Box"

"Lavinia," by The Twilight

Raw and wriggling ugly links for Apple Podcast listeners:

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https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/lavinia-dark-ambience?si=00fa527234a64f868666c418d3765c63&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Meet the Cracks, Pt. 2

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:00:00 -0400

Finally, the singularity in the sky is doing something.

This episode is brought to you by Crossroads Solutions, Ltd. Payment due at time of purchase. All contracts are final. All souls are nonrefundable.

Featuring: Donald Kozinski

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Meet the Cracks, Pt. 1

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

It is Crack History Month! Join us in celebrating one of Howler's Holler's oldest families.

Featuring: Taryn Sebald

Unchained and On Fire (Instrumental) by The Twilight

An Idyllic Existence by The Twilight

Battle of Agincourt by The Twilight

This is the Way by primalhousemusic

Sound Effects by Playdown, Mikhail, Rerie Jack

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Obey Your Sentient Tattoo... Or Else

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0500

The Pricked Thumb Tattoo Parlor is under new management. The hills are alive! Radioactive runoff has irrevocably changed the flora in the valley.

Stop by Baby Yaga's Mobile Homes and buy a baby mobile home today!

Featuring: Claire Kinder, Andy Wagner

"Unchained and On Fire," performed by The Twilight with lyrics by Hannah Kubiak

The raw link for Apple Podcast listeners: https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/unchained-and-on-fire

"Really Haunted Music Box" by Simoulix

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Lick the Walls of Spud Cavern

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 21:00:00 -0500

Power couple D'Arte L'Sharte and Pearl Schmurl venture deep into Spud Caverns and discover one of the residents. Our host reads some time-sensitive but long-overdue correspondence. This episode is sponsored by Hallway Hotel, where the carpets are damp, old women haunt the bathrooms, and there's no one in the vents.

"Like your body through the innards of a carnivorous couch, this too shall pass." -Alabastor Hippocampus (Philosopher and local irritant)

Featuring: Andrew Kelly, Haley Ebinal, Lexi Madden

KI-Instrumental Music by Siggi Würtz

Sound Effect by floraphonic

Scary Horror Theme Song by DRAGON-STUDIO

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Visit the Asylum for the Incurably Sane

Sat, 17 Jan 2026 19:00:00 -0500

The town of Howler's Holler is famous! Watch the documentary about the Miskatatonic Asylum for the Incurably Sane! It will chill you to the marrow of your bones.

Also, a dentist gets sucked into a black hole not once, but twice.

Featuring: Hans Pfrang and Gil Malis

Additional Music:

Romantic Sax by DPStudioMusic

Documentary Background by MiroMaxMusic

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Patreon Unlock- Croak Reel 2: The Croakening

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 01:00:00 -0500

Here's hoping you all had a merry Crackmas! Your host fell into the Crack while depositing her offering, and was unable to record a regular episode. Enjoy this Patreon unlock of another Croak Reel, this one containing various bloopers from episodes 8 and 9. It's mostly me trying to record while my cat scrambles around like she's on Crack's Snack Shack Cracker Jack.

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Stop Sexualizing Mothman

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 18:00:00 -0500

The Mothman joins us in the shack on the outskirts of town. He has grievances about his portrayal in the media. This episode may not be suitable for mature audiences.

Featuring: Donald Kozinski and Natalie Buckley

Natalie hosts a monthly charity stream called For the Cause Events: https://beacons.ai/for_the_cause_events

"Shallows," by The Twilight

https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/shallows

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Patreon Unlock: "People of Howler's Holler: Cletus McGletus"

Sat, 29 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Your host is busy being thankful this weekend, so we have uploaded some Patreon bonus content to the main feed.

The people of Howler's Holler share their stories. Our first contributor is Cletus McGletus, the self-proclaimed Sentinel of the Roundabout. Allegedly, he was in the military, but with eyes like his I highly doubt it.

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Don't Eat the Haunted Ham

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

For some time now, Mica Pica's diner has been plagued by a sinister porcine curse. The Brotherhood of the Sacred Snout is now accepting more members... and more ham.

It is sanity awareness month! Some people, through no fault of their own, are sane. Give generously so that they can get the treatment they need.

Featuring: Patrick Richert and Lexi Madden

“This Is the Way,” by primalhousemusic

Other sounds: TheoJT

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Read the Lint Trap Prophecies

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Laundromat attendant Lionel McGinty can read your future in dryer lint. Sandy Crack makes us grateful this show is an audio medium. Two cosmic entities appear in the sky and attempt to devour each other.

Get a lead-lined bunker from Penelope Plunker's Lead-Lined Bunkers! You're going to need it almost immediately.

Featuring: Zachary Kozinski

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Become One With the Hungry Maw

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 10:00:00 -0400

Hungry Maw Unlimited has absorbed Void Inc. and AbyssCorp, becoming the only true insatiable devourer of your thoughts! May the Hungry Maw be fed forever.

Something truly remarkable happened in Howler's Holler! You had to be there...

Featuring: Andrew Kelly, Haley Ebinal, Lexi Madden, and Aaron Brown

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Become a Brain Donor Today!

Sat, 11 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The gnomes hunger for human flesh. Citizens of Howler's Holler pester a time-traveling sloth. A local woman donates her brain to the less fortunate.

Come on down to Crack Farm! Enjoy a rustic getaway and peruse our field of shrunken heads. They're organic!

Featuring:

Brandon Haut

Brittany Haut @belladonnabritt

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Consult the Soupsayers

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Our host encounters a flesh tree. An intern in The Field has found three beans. The Void, Inc. wants access to your mind... for your own good.

Featuring:

Lexi Madden

Roc Bauman and Nevin Langhus from "Drunkens and Dragons"

AbyssCorp Music: "Anime Sunset," by The Twilight

"Best Day Ever" (Bossa Nova)- by Alana Jordan

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Croak Reel (Episodes 1-7)

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 12:00:00 -0400

Your host found some discarded audio in the cellar among the pickles and other foodstuffs. It was almost fired from a cannon into the swamp, but at the last minute it made it on air!

Hannah here. The episode release schedule was disrupted by troublesome voice actors who had the nerve to be ill, injured, and in need of surgery all at the same time. In the meantime, here is a compilation of bloopers from the past seven episodes. Honestly it's mostly just me giggling in my home.

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Hit a Demon With a Cast Iron Pan

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 15:00:00 -0400

Our host interviews Precipita Jones the Spectral Chef about her new show, "Ghostess With the Mostest." The local Bigfoot has been found. Jake Leggings gets carried away... by his pants.

Featuring:

Karah Minelli

Donald Kozinski (CoffeeNinjaRyu on Twitch)

Ethan Kowalczyk

Slade

Tori Williamson

Patrick Richert

“Suspicious Dramedy,” by Paolo Argento

Goat Sounds by Rahul

Screaming Sounds by DRAGON-STUDIO

Screaming Goat Sounds by Playdown

Mozart- “Requiem III. Dies Irae” (Public Domain)

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Beware the House on Chicken Feet

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 18:00:00 -0400

Two used broomstick salesmen compete for air time. A house on chicken feet crushes a local business. The ham at Pica's Diner is haunted by the tormented souls of hogs slain in anger.

Featuring: Justin Gramling, Patrick Weisfeldt, Joey Authement.

Theme music: “Lullaby,” by Kim Lightyear

“Classic Guitar Rock in Open G,” by Julius H. from Pixabay

"The Battle of Agincourt," by The Twilight.

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Remember the Mole Men

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0400

Our Host interviews Penelope Plunker, a spelunker who found an interesting stone in the abandoned mine. Dickie the Pickle Man is at it again. Next week, Daphne will be in the sky.

Featuring: Lexi Slagle

Theme Music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Put on the Devil's Britches

Sat, 26 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Today, we interview Jake Leggings about an unusual fashion choice. A wolf in the Howler's Holler community suffers a hideous transformation every new moon. A local spelunker has found an interesting stone.

Featuring: Andrew Kelly

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Don't Stir the Cauldron

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Today we interview Agatha Putty, the keeper of an immortal stew that has sustained her family for 53 years. The town necromancer has died, risen, died, and risen again, and we are getting tired of it. A local man might be part automobile...

Featuring: Haley Ebinal and Aaron Brown

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Clearly Label Your Potions

Sat, 12 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Several villagers ingested questionable potions and called in about their experiences. This episode is not for the faint of heart... or colon.

Featuring: Andrew Kelly

Theme Song: “Lullaby,” by Kim Lightyear

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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Spay and Neuter Your Familiars

Sat, 05 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

A lot of strange familiars have appeared around Howler's Holler. We speak with Bartholomew Crack — local eccentric and caretaker of a tentacled chicken with powers beyond human comprehension.

Featuring: Donald Kozinski

Theme Music: Kim Lightyear

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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The Witching Hour Trailer

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Welcome to the Witching Hour, a midnight broadcast from deep in the swamp on the outskirts of town. The town: Howler's Holler. The location: worrisomely close to a haunted, radioactive mine shaft. The news: unsettling beyond your comprehension.

Theme song: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Featuring: Donald Kozinski, Andrew Kelly

Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear

Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak

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