Intake: Cursed Devices

Cursed Devices Special Episode Three I Will Always Love You

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0500

A Report Done By Intake Operation Lead 69598 A Few Months Prior To The Hiring Of Intake Operator 87529.

Object 520-801-512 - A Broken Pair Of Glasses From The Scene Of A Murder

This episode contains elements of Violence, Kidnapping, Stalking, and Passing Mentions of Sexual Content.

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Cursed Devices Special Episode Two The Forgotten Christmas Part Two

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0500

The Final Report Done By Intake Operator 74236

Object 003-150-288 - A menorah from the mantle of a peaceful home

This episode contains elements of Violence, Madness, Drugs Use, and Grief.

Special Thanks To David, Lola, Raven, and Tom For Your Help With Additional Humming.

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Cursed Devices Special Episode One The Forgotten Christmas Part One

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0500

A Report Done In 2014 By Intake Operator 74236

Object 152-409-920 - Potting Soil Gathered from the remains

This episode contains elements of Violence, Madness, Drugs Mentioned and Used, and Grief.

Special Thanks To David, Lola, Raven, and Tom For Your Help With Additional Humming.

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A Short Message From the Creator

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0500

Answering the question of what's next.

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Cursed Devices Episode Twenty Bedtime Stories

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0500

The Day Arrives With Plans To Overcome A Fear

Object 080-713-902 - A Diary Freely Given By Police WARNING HIGHLY VOLATILE

This episode contains elements of Family Drama, Violence, Animal Death, and Suicide.

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Cursed Devices Episode Nineteen Americana

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0500

A Most Terrifying Question Get Glorious Results

Object 821-280-917 - A Cheerleader’s Pompom taken from the scene of the event moments after conclusion

This episode contains elements of Violence, Drug Use, Guns, and a brief mention of Drinking and Driving.

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Cursed Devices Episode Eighteen Trick Or Treat

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0400

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Darbury Ark Goes All Out For The Holiday

Object 079-242-897 - A Japanese fileting knife purchased by Darbury Ark after owner could not remove the blood

This episode contains elements of Madness, Grief, Self-Mutilation, and Implied Cannibalism.

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Cursed Devices Episode Seventeen Stuck In Your Head Part Two

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0400

A Possible Way To Stop Thinking About Work

Object 413-090-015 - A spray bottle with a chemical symbol obtained from the waste of a hospital

This episode contains elements of Madness and Self-Mutilation.

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Cursed Devices Episode Sixteen Stuck In Your Head Part One

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0400

The Joy Of Agreeing To Extra Work And The Melancholy Of Doing It

Object 240-280-090 - A Rewritable CD Inside A Clear Case Given Freely By The Spouse Of The Victim

This episode contains elements of Violence Against Animals, Madness, and A Brief Mention Of Unsolicited Sexual Content.

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Cursed Devices Episode Fifteen Manic Pixie Nightmare

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0400

The Perpetual Burden Of Work Emails

Object 252-870-024 - A Cell Phone Still Powered On After Being In Storage For A Month

This episode contains elements of Violence and Innuendo.

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Cursed Devices Episode Fourteen Terror At 100 MPH

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400

A Coworkers Birthday Bash

Object 009-192-524 - A Car Side View Mirror Sheared Off During An Single Vehicle Car Accident

This episode contains elements of Threats of Violence, Car Crash, and Minor Religious References.

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Cursed Devices Episode Thirteen This Is Your Life On Pain

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Pizza Compensation

Object 122-819-014 - A Brass Skeleton Key Stolen By Retrieval Agent When Museum Security Was Distracted By Her Partner

This episode contains elements of Mild Cursing, Bullying, Gaslighting, Cheating, Abuse of Power, Violence, and Madness.

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Cursed Devices Episode Twelve Score Of A Lifetime

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400

An Earworm From A Friend

Objects 210-241-987 - Four Animal Masks Found In Or Around A Mansion After A Break In And Stolen From Evidence Lockup

This episode contains elements of Theft, Mild Cursing, Mild Innuendo, Brief Mention of Furries, Violence, and Gore.

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Cursed Devices Episode Eleven The Shadows Are Wrong

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Returning to Work After Time Off

Object 270-090-013 - A Lightbulb Saved From A Landfill Painted Black By Reprimanded Retrieval Agent Claiming ‘It Felt Wrong.’

This episode contains elements of abandonment and neglect.

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Cursed Devices Episode Ten Raging Storm

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Vacation Plans

Object 009-282-224 - A Hotel Keycard Purchased From An Online Group Specializing In Morbid Memorabilia

This episode contains elements of violence. Nothing else, just ALOT of violence.

We're going on a one week break after this episode but will return on 9/9/2025 with the second half of season one.

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Due to issues with Tiktok on The_Duck_Is_Wrong1 channel, Item Reveal videos on that platform are now located at Intake_Cursed_Devices.

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Cursed Devices Episode Nine Rockwellian Nightmare

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0400

The Friendship Circle Expands

Object 142-426-913 - A Bullet From A Pistol Retrieved From The Ashes Of A Barn

This episode contains elements of violence, gore, a passing mention of human animal relations, grave robbing, corpse mutilation, cannibalism, confinement, and guns.

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Cursed Devices Episode Eight There Is No Thirteenth Floor

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0400

A bonus and a pay raise!

Object 220-281-524 - An Elevator Control Panel From A Hotel Switched Out When The Elevator Was Stopped

This episode contains elements of violence, suicide, and madness.

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Cursed Devices Episode Seven Trad Wife Part Two

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0400

The Reason Paired Objects Are Assigned To Senior Intake Operators.

Object 231-300-925 - The Other Half’s Wedding Ring Purchased From A Grieving Family After The Death Of Their Daughter

This episode contains elements of gaslighting, suicidal ideation, and violence.

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Cursed Devices Episode Six Trad Wife Part One

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0400

The Discovery Of Paired Objects

Object 870-024-120 - Man's Wedding Ring Illegally Sold By A Prison Guard

This episode contains elements of glossed over sexual content, murder, and raw meat consumption.

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Cursed Devices Episode Five Must See TV

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Paperwork

Item 017-109-250 - A Child's Blue Race Car Purchased At A Yard Sale

This episode contains elements of family drama, minor animal abuse, supernatural manipulation of a child, and grief/loss.

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Cursed Devices Episode Four Video Killed The Influencer

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0400

A work friend

Item 232-826-204 - A film camera retrieved from (REDACTED WITHOUT CLEARANCE)

This episode contains elements of violence and innuendo.

There was a mistake with the original upload (a misclick during the final edit caused a long moment of silence at around the nine minute mark). Apologies for the error.

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Cursed Devices Episode Three Intrusive Thoughts

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0400

A last-minute recording.

Item 082-419-124: A Gold Plated Cross Necklace Freely Handed Over by a Teller at a Bank.

This Episode contains elements of smoking, drinking, drinking and driving, drug use, religious/historical callousness, mild cursing, sexual content, and infidelity.

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