Wood Wehn In The Membrane Wed, 04 Mar 2026 15:17:03 -0500 https://woodwehninthemembrane.buzzsprout.com en-gb © 2026 Wood Wehn In The Membrane yes 2a6625ef-e05b-5fe6-a9c3-c0f47ae38171 Jake Wood & Henning Wehn episodic false Where Eastenders meets Radio Four. Or should that be Radio Vier? This brand new podcast sees Eastenders star and all-round good egg JAKE WOOD team up with his old mate, The German Comedy Ambassador HENNING WEHN to tackle a different subject every week. 
JAKE "I met Henning when he first got on the UK comedy circuit. Back then he barely spoke any English. Mind you, not much has changed on that front."
HENNING "Jake is one of my oldest mates in Britain. It's a great honour to introduce him to more highbrow audience." 

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Jake Wood & Henning Wehn https://storage.buzzsprout.com/jh43iols0c9vk78jrwe42o9o6d6u?.jpg Wood Wehn In The Membrane HATS HATS The boys put on HATS and talk about them for a while, before digressions into trying to buy Middlesborough Football Fanzines without cash and a part of the tale of William Tell which makes the Swiss out to be a right rowdy lot. 

On Social Media you will see the HATS in question. It's well worth seeking it out to see what Henning puts on his bonce. 

Coming Soon....Hotels, Advertising and Complaints

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]]> The boys put on HATS and talk about them for a while, before digressions into trying to buy Middlesborough Football Fanzines without cash and a part of the tale of William Tell which makes the Swiss out to be a right rowdy lot. 

On Social Media you will see the HATS in question. It's well worth seeking it out to see what Henning puts on his bonce. 

Coming Soon....Hotels, Advertising and Complaints

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18771234 Mon, 02 Mar 2026 07:00:00 +0000 1214 1 40 full true ELECTRICITY ELECTRICITY "We Are All Made of Stars" sang electronic musician and animal rights activist Moby, and Jake confirms it, although without much evidence, in this episode about ... ELECTRICITY.

Henning makes the point that electricity, while essential, is a bit of a double edged sword and the boys admit they don't really understand where it comes from, or even what it is. 

But you didn't come here for a learning experience. At least we hope not. 

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Next week it's HATS

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]]> "We Are All Made of Stars" sang electronic musician and animal rights activist Moby, and Jake confirms it, although without much evidence, in this episode about ... ELECTRICITY.

Henning makes the point that electricity, while essential, is a bit of a double edged sword and the boys admit they don't really understand where it comes from, or even what it is. 

But you didn't come here for a learning experience. At least we hope not. 

HEY! Leave a comment please and help WWITM grow...

Next week it's HATS

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]]> https://www.woodwehn.com Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18728528 Mon, 23 Feb 2026 01:00:00 +0000 1244 German, Henning, Eastenders, Soaps, Comedy, Acting, 1 39 full true CYCLING CYCLING Expect fireworks as Henning and Jake have words over CYCLING, or better, cyclists "the most persecuted group in society" according to the German Comedy Ambassador. Jake wants to tax them, and the conversation deviates towards the state of British roads.

Despite his devils advocate stance Jake admits to owning lycra and a mountain bike so the boys part as friends. And he's half French so has to like CYCLING.

Coming soon...hot topics include HOTELS, HATS and ELECTRICITY

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]]> Expect fireworks as Henning and Jake have words over CYCLING, or better, cyclists "the most persecuted group in society" according to the German Comedy Ambassador. Jake wants to tax them, and the conversation deviates towards the state of British roads.

Despite his devils advocate stance Jake admits to owning lycra and a mountain bike so the boys part as friends. And he's half French so has to like CYCLING.

Coming soon...hot topics include HOTELS, HATS and ELECTRICITY

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18624594 Mon, 16 Feb 2026 07:00:00 +0000 1326 Henning, Germany, German, Comedy, Eastenders, Bikes, Cycling, Tour de France, Max Branning, France, French, Cycle, 1 38 full true EXPECTATIONS EXPECTATIONS The boys discuss EXPECTATIONS with opposing views. Jake was told by his careers advisor to give up acting, Henning had no expectations of becoming a stand-up comedian when he arrived in the UK some twenty years ago...it's all about EXPECTATIONS!

It's 2026 so "ENGLAND EXPECTS" !! Just sit back and don't do anything about it.

CYCLING next week 

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]]> The boys discuss EXPECTATIONS with opposing views. Jake was told by his careers advisor to give up acting, Henning had no expectations of becoming a stand-up comedian when he arrived in the UK some twenty years ago...it's all about EXPECTATIONS!

It's 2026 so "ENGLAND EXPECTS" !! Just sit back and don't do anything about it.

CYCLING next week 

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18624008 Mon, 09 Feb 2026 07:00:00 +0000 1358 1 37 full true PRIZES PRIZES THE GREAT GIVEAWAY!! 

Henning and Jake have PRIZES to give to two lucky listeners who have helped our algorithms by leaving likes and reviews, because without such things we don't stand a chance. The boys read out reviews and pick the winners of the EASTENDERS Street Sign and the many many signed Henning Wehn DVDS including one that had a celebrity director/cameraman! 

There are brief diversions into English Cricket fast Bowlers and the recording of Would I Lie To You, but otherwise it's the reviews. Please can we have some more?


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]]> THE GREAT GIVEAWAY!! 

Henning and Jake have PRIZES to give to two lucky listeners who have helped our algorithms by leaving likes and reviews, because without such things we don't stand a chance. The boys read out reviews and pick the winners of the EASTENDERS Street Sign and the many many signed Henning Wehn DVDS including one that had a celebrity director/cameraman! 

There are brief diversions into English Cricket fast Bowlers and the recording of Would I Lie To You, but otherwise it's the reviews. Please can we have some more?


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18607241 Mon, 02 Feb 2026 01:00:00 +0000 1243 1 36 full true SCENT SCENT The boys dabble in the topic of SCENT this week. We finally find out the reason that Henning didn't play professional football at the highest level while Jake gets sentimental for the days of white dog mess on the streets.  

There is also a story about a career low-point for the German Comedy Ambassador.

Back next week with another fascinating topic

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]]> The boys dabble in the topic of SCENT this week. We finally find out the reason that Henning didn't play professional football at the highest level while Jake gets sentimental for the days of white dog mess on the streets.  

There is also a story about a career low-point for the German Comedy Ambassador.

Back next week with another fascinating topic

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18569288 Mon, 26 Jan 2026 05:00:00 +0000 1518 1 35 full true SOCIAL MEDIA SOCIAL MEDIA Hello Hello Hello

First of all, some news...standby for a bonus episode soon when we will pick the winner of the prize package, ALL of Henning's DVDs and an Eastenders Street Sign...all signed! So...LAST CHANCE to comment below and get your name in the frame. Any comment, a min review or suggestion for a topic...over to you!

This episode is a topical one...SOCIAL MEDIA! Is it a necessary evil or a game changing revolution for good? The boys don't quite see eye to eye on AI but there is some debate which many would call interesting. 

Enjoy!

And hit us up on....social media.

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]]> Hello Hello Hello

First of all, some news...standby for a bonus episode soon when we will pick the winner of the prize package, ALL of Henning's DVDs and an Eastenders Street Sign...all signed! So...LAST CHANCE to comment below and get your name in the frame. Any comment, a min review or suggestion for a topic...over to you!

This episode is a topical one...SOCIAL MEDIA! Is it a necessary evil or a game changing revolution for good? The boys don't quite see eye to eye on AI but there is some debate which many would call interesting. 

Enjoy!

And hit us up on....social media.

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18526524 Mon, 19 Jan 2026 07:00:00 +0000 1385 1 34 full true NOSTALGIA NOSTALGIA A new year is a time to reflect and this episode finds the boys in a nostalgic mood. There is a lot of chat about the good old days when you paid a man when you wanted to use a car park and some grumpiness about apps. Jake remembers a fraudulent car park in London and Henning mentions the war at least once, but I think he got away with it alright. 

Next week will be Social Media or Scent...

Please comment below as we will be giving away the prizes next week too...those signed bits of Eastenders and German Comedy memorabilia. So comment below for your chance to win a prize pack that Henning describes as "Brilliant".

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]]> A new year is a time to reflect and this episode finds the boys in a nostalgic mood. There is a lot of chat about the good old days when you paid a man when you wanted to use a car park and some grumpiness about apps. Jake remembers a fraudulent car park in London and Henning mentions the war at least once, but I think he got away with it alright. 

Next week will be Social Media or Scent...

Please comment below as we will be giving away the prizes next week too...those signed bits of Eastenders and German Comedy memorabilia. So comment below for your chance to win a prize pack that Henning describes as "Brilliant".

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18491684 Mon, 12 Jan 2026 04:00:00 +0000 1451 1 33 full true GUILT GUILT The boys get serious in this one, but it will leave you wondering who the TWO stand-up comedians that Henning mentions actually are! 

LEAVE A REVIEW OR COMMENT BELOW as Henning has thrown in a set of 6 signed DVDs to the Prize Pot to join Jake's Eastenders Signed Street Sign!


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]]> The boys get serious in this one, but it will leave you wondering who the TWO stand-up comedians that Henning mentions actually are! 

LEAVE A REVIEW OR COMMENT BELOW as Henning has thrown in a set of 6 signed DVDs to the Prize Pot to join Jake's Eastenders Signed Street Sign!


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18450216 Mon, 05 Jan 2026 05:00:00 +0000 1368 Eastenders, Comedy, Henning, Jake Wood, Actor, Comic 1 32 full true CALENDARS CALENDARS Seasons Greetings from WWITM and all our very best wishes for 2026! 

Unless you are in Thailand. 

Ok, mark it in your CALENDARS we will be back next week on the 4th of January with a new episode.... In this one, Jake is back on EASTENDERS and there is a little insight into the holiday booking system on the show, while Henning pretty much knows what he is doing up until 2030. Enjoy! 

Happy New Year.

NEXT WEEK...GUILT 

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]]> Seasons Greetings from WWITM and all our very best wishes for 2026! 

Unless you are in Thailand. 

Ok, mark it in your CALENDARS we will be back next week on the 4th of January with a new episode.... In this one, Jake is back on EASTENDERS and there is a little insight into the holiday booking system on the show, while Henning pretty much knows what he is doing up until 2030. Enjoy! 

Happy New Year.

NEXT WEEK...GUILT 

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18408114 Mon, 29 Dec 2025 07:00:00 +0000 1608 1 31 full true FAMILY FAMILY Merry Christmas and thanks for being with us in 2025. 

In this episode, it gets serious as Jake delves deep into his parenting experiences. 

Henning tells us how his local vicar hates Christmas and the podcast ends with a beautiful rendition of Silent Night, in German, that will set you right for the festive period whatever your attitude towards it might be. 

Next week it's CALENDARS

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]]> Merry Christmas and thanks for being with us in 2025. 

In this episode, it gets serious as Jake delves deep into his parenting experiences. 

Henning tells us how his local vicar hates Christmas and the podcast ends with a beautiful rendition of Silent Night, in German, that will set you right for the festive period whatever your attitude towards it might be. 

Next week it's CALENDARS

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18395897 Mon, 22 Dec 2025 05:00:00 +0000 1507 1 30 full true PRESENTS PRESENTS The Countdown to Christmas is very much upon us, and after some musings about their careers, it's onto the topic of PRESENTS.

Henning doesn't want clutter while Jake is happy with good meal...Merry Christmas!

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]]> The Countdown to Christmas is very much upon us, and after some musings about their careers, it's onto the topic of PRESENTS.

Henning doesn't want clutter while Jake is happy with good meal...Merry Christmas!

Comment below for your chance to win the signed Albert Square street sign!

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18340328 Mon, 15 Dec 2025 07:00:00 +0000 1637 1 29 full true VEGANS VEGANS There may be no way back as Henning & Jake come close to falling out over the topic of VEGANS !

Henning is one, Jake isn't.

But the big takeaway from this episode is...what IS a burger? 

Back next week with a festive topic...PRESENTS...if the boys are still talking...



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]]> There may be no way back as Henning & Jake come close to falling out over the topic of VEGANS !

Henning is one, Jake isn't.

But the big takeaway from this episode is...what IS a burger? 

Back next week with a festive topic...PRESENTS...if the boys are still talking...



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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18314910 Mon, 08 Dec 2025 01:00:00 +0000 2028 1 28 full true RADIO RADIO If you could live with just one, would you chose Radio or TV...that and other questions partially answered in this episode of WWITM, all about RADIO. 

Jake and Henning are vague on the technology but are certainly ALL IN on the subject and there are very few diversions and even fewer conclusions. 

Coming up next VEGANS !

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]]> If you could live with just one, would you chose Radio or TV...that and other questions partially answered in this episode of WWITM, all about RADIO. 

Jake and Henning are vague on the technology but are certainly ALL IN on the subject and there are very few diversions and even fewer conclusions. 

Coming up next VEGANS !

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18264098 Mon, 01 Dec 2025 06:00:00 +0000 1442 1 27 full true YOGA YOGA WARNING: ACTUAL INFORMATION AND KNOWLEDGE ABOUT YOGA IN THIS EPISODE

With only some deviations about watching Hastings United and drinking, the boys break down YOGA, something they are both very much in favour of.

Namaste!

Next week...RADIO

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]]> WARNING: ACTUAL INFORMATION AND KNOWLEDGE ABOUT YOGA IN THIS EPISODE

With only some deviations about watching Hastings United and drinking, the boys break down YOGA, something they are both very much in favour of.

Namaste!

Next week...RADIO

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18240505 Mon, 24 Nov 2025 05:00:00 +0000 1400 full false RESPECT RESPECT R.E.S.P.E.C.T find out what it means to me, asks Jake, while Henning muses that he wouldn't make a very good scaffolder. Jake offers up some EASTENDERS memorabilia for anyone who comments or reviews the podcast and there is some surprise about the things that people queue up to buy in shops in York and London. Jake also tells us "As you go through life you realise that no one has a clue what's going on" which is a mantra this podcast strictly follows.


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]]> R.E.S.P.E.C.T find out what it means to me, asks Jake, while Henning muses that he wouldn't make a very good scaffolder. Jake offers up some EASTENDERS memorabilia for anyone who comments or reviews the podcast and there is some surprise about the things that people queue up to buy in shops in York and London. Jake also tells us "As you go through life you realise that no one has a clue what's going on" which is a mantra this podcast strictly follows.


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18200513 Mon, 17 Nov 2025 06:00:00 +0000 1455 1 25 full true DOUBT DOUBT Henning and Jake go deep this week and consider the subject of DOUBT. It's a wide topic and the boys also talk Fear, Vertigo, Alton Towers, Wycombe Wanderers and selling tickets for the O2 Arena. 

Plus there is insight into the Germany University Education system and outrunning hungry tigers. 

What shall Henning and Jake discuss next week? 


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]]> Henning and Jake go deep this week and consider the subject of DOUBT. It's a wide topic and the boys also talk Fear, Vertigo, Alton Towers, Wycombe Wanderers and selling tickets for the O2 Arena. 

Plus there is insight into the Germany University Education system and outrunning hungry tigers. 

What shall Henning and Jake discuss next week? 


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18159946 Mon, 10 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000 1465 1 24 full true TEETH TEETH Henning and Jake take on the topic of TEETH in this episode of WWITM, and it's fun all the way as the dynamic duo talk about their fascinating history of dental work.

We learn the German for 'Milk Teeth" and if you search our social channels you will see the clip where Henning thinks that gold teeth are great. There is also some debate on the pros and cons of 'Turkey Teeth'

Next week there is no DOUBT about what the topic will be

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]]> Henning and Jake take on the topic of TEETH in this episode of WWITM, and it's fun all the way as the dynamic duo talk about their fascinating history of dental work.

We learn the German for 'Milk Teeth" and if you search our social channels you will see the clip where Henning thinks that gold teeth are great. There is also some debate on the pros and cons of 'Turkey Teeth'

Next week there is no DOUBT about what the topic will be

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18121144 Mon, 03 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000 1560 1 23 full true COMICS COMICS Henning and Jake are back with another topic and it is COMICS ! 

The sort you read rather than stand-up... 2000 AD and Viz both get a massive thumbs up from the boys and there is much enthusiasm for the subject, and a bit of digression to ponder the Only Fools and Horses Convention in Hastings. 

Next week...TEETH

Maybe we will do an episode on REVIEWS or COMMENTS in which case maybe you should review or comment below and if we do get around to it, we could read them out. 

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]]> Henning and Jake are back with another topic and it is COMICS ! 

The sort you read rather than stand-up... 2000 AD and Viz both get a massive thumbs up from the boys and there is much enthusiasm for the subject, and a bit of digression to ponder the Only Fools and Horses Convention in Hastings. 

Next week...TEETH

Maybe we will do an episode on REVIEWS or COMMENTS in which case maybe you should review or comment below and if we do get around to it, we could read them out. 

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18078983 Mon, 27 Oct 2025 01:00:00 +0000 1747 1 22 full true GARDENS GARDENS Henning and Jake are back with a deep dive into the topic of GARDENS...and they both love them! Henning attempts a joke about Kew Gardens which, much like the aircraft above the London horticultural wonder, flies well over Jake's head, and he vows to not try that again. 

NEXT WEEK the topic is a bit different, but the quest for common ground successfully continues as the lads celebrate their love of COMICS.

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]]> Henning and Jake are back with a deep dive into the topic of GARDENS...and they both love them! Henning attempts a joke about Kew Gardens which, much like the aircraft above the London horticultural wonder, flies well over Jake's head, and he vows to not try that again. 

NEXT WEEK the topic is a bit different, but the quest for common ground successfully continues as the lads celebrate their love of COMICS.

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-18038932 Mon, 20 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0100 1360 1 21 full true CARS CARS CARS is the topic. Henning is sceptical but agrees they are needs, but Jake won't believe half the things he claims, so please google about the Paris thing yourselves. 

Back next week with the subject of GARDENS




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]]> CARS is the topic. Henning is sceptical but agrees they are needs, but Jake won't believe half the things he claims, so please google about the Paris thing yourselves. 

Back next week with the subject of GARDENS




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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17996727 Mon, 13 Oct 2025 04:00:00 +0100 1611 1 20 full true MOON MOON SCIENTISTS PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN 

Henning & Jake are back for another topic, and it's the MOON!

The lads speculate on whether there is was ever a moon landing, Jake is shocked by the amount of men that have supposedly walked on the moon and there is some speculation on whether the sun is more important and tides and stuff.

It's an episode full of fun, but very few facts.

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]]> SCIENTISTS PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN 

Henning & Jake are back for another topic, and it's the MOON!

The lads speculate on whether there is was ever a moon landing, Jake is shocked by the amount of men that have supposedly walked on the moon and there is some speculation on whether the sun is more important and tides and stuff.

It's an episode full of fun, but very few facts.

Hit us up on social media with topics.

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17960538 Mon, 06 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0100 1647 1 19 full true PLUGS PLUGS The topic is PLUGS although plug enthusiasts be warned, there is not that much about plugs in this episode. But Jake does have some actually facts about plugs. 

There is discussion about moon landings, baths versus showers, Viz comic and a why Henning thinks living in England is a "right laugh"

Back next week with another cracking subject. 

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]]> The topic is PLUGS although plug enthusiasts be warned, there is not that much about plugs in this episode. But Jake does have some actually facts about plugs. 

There is discussion about moon landings, baths versus showers, Viz comic and a why Henning thinks living in England is a "right laugh"

Back next week with another cracking subject. 

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17915965 Mon, 29 Sep 2025 06:00:00 +0100 1534 1 18 full true SUGAR SUGAR The sweetest of all podcasts as Jake & Henning open, then close the book on SUGAR. 

There is plenty of speculation and general opinions about sugar but not much you'd describe as information or facts, although Jake does read out what Wikipedia has to say on the topic.

And Henning tells us about the time he was in a French hospital pretending to be English.

Next week...PLUGS which will be a dream for anyone who thinks this podcast is too long. 

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]]> The sweetest of all podcasts as Jake & Henning open, then close the book on SUGAR. 

There is plenty of speculation and general opinions about sugar but not much you'd describe as information or facts, although Jake does read out what Wikipedia has to say on the topic.

And Henning tells us about the time he was in a French hospital pretending to be English.

Next week...PLUGS which will be a dream for anyone who thinks this podcast is too long. 

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17863516 Mon, 22 Sep 2025 06:00:00 +0100 1390 full false AGING AGING Take 2 !!

Jake & Henning are back to talk about something that happens to us all...Aging!

It's the second attempt to tackle the topic as Henning ruled that the first recording was awful and insisted on giving it another go. It turns out he was right. The first try will NEVER be heard. Maybe one day sound archivists will discover it on Simon's computer or on the giant Zoom server in San Jose and release it as the great lost recording, but it's doubtful.

In this episode Henning reviews the 'great lost recording' and tries a bit harder to get the podcast cancelled, but in truth is egged on by Jake, and there are some interesting takes on the subject that they take on 'head down'...AGE

Review us if you can, or want. 

Next week there will be another topic. It might be plugs. Not sure yet. 

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]]> Take 2 !!

Jake & Henning are back to talk about something that happens to us all...Aging!

It's the second attempt to tackle the topic as Henning ruled that the first recording was awful and insisted on giving it another go. It turns out he was right. The first try will NEVER be heard. Maybe one day sound archivists will discover it on Simon's computer or on the giant Zoom server in San Jose and release it as the great lost recording, but it's doubtful.

In this episode Henning reviews the 'great lost recording' and tries a bit harder to get the podcast cancelled, but in truth is egged on by Jake, and there are some interesting takes on the subject that they take on 'head down'...AGE

Review us if you can, or want. 

Next week there will be another topic. It might be plugs. Not sure yet. 

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17842660 Sun, 14 Sep 2025 22:00:00 +0100 1203 full false BENCHES BENCHES We believe this is the first ever podcast about the topic of BENCHES, and it is a subject that will almost certainly not be repeated. Jake and Henning look at benches and their many uses, but no one was prepared for the rather dark turn this podcast takes around three quarters in. 

This episode replaces the previously adverted episode about AGING because Henning didn't like that one. But don't worry fans of aging, that episode has been re-recorded and will be 'coming soon' ...

Got a topic? Hit us up...social links below...

Just noticed, we haven't got a wikipedia entry for this podcast. You know what to do...

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]]> We believe this is the first ever podcast about the topic of BENCHES, and it is a subject that will almost certainly not be repeated. Jake and Henning look at benches and their many uses, but no one was prepared for the rather dark turn this podcast takes around three quarters in. 

This episode replaces the previously adverted episode about AGING because Henning didn't like that one. But don't worry fans of aging, that episode has been re-recorded and will be 'coming soon' ...

Got a topic? Hit us up...social links below...

Just noticed, we haven't got a wikipedia entry for this podcast. You know what to do...

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]]> https://www.woodwehn.com Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17801723 Mon, 08 Sep 2025 06:00:00 +0100 1312 Comedy, Henning, Jake, Eastenders, Germany 1 14 full false PYJAMAS PYJAMAS Or is its PAJAMAS? However you spell it, Jake and Henning are here to take a deep delve into PJs. 

The boys try to decide when is it acceptable to wear them and come up with a partial answer. 

Next week...the topic is AGE which is a pretty neat segue between podcasts if you listen to the end of this one, which you should. It's only just about 20 minutes long.



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]]> Or is its PAJAMAS? However you spell it, Jake and Henning are here to take a deep delve into PJs. 

The boys try to decide when is it acceptable to wear them and come up with a partial answer. 

Next week...the topic is AGE which is a pretty neat segue between podcasts if you listen to the end of this one, which you should. It's only just about 20 minutes long.



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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17764365 Mon, 01 Sep 2025 00:00:00 +0100 1323 1 13 full false PARANORMAL PARANORMAL WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SCARY STUFF THAT LISTENERS MAY FIND DISTRESSING

Jake and Henning are back to discuss things that go bump in the night!...is there something or someone out there? Are we surrounded by spirits and ghosts? Will you get any answers from this podcast? 

The boys recount their own supernatural experiences, and tells tories, some of which you may have heard before if you are a regular listener, or maybe it's just deja vu ?!

Another episode NEXT MONDAY or whatever day you get around to it.


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]]> WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SCARY STUFF THAT LISTENERS MAY FIND DISTRESSING

Jake and Henning are back to discuss things that go bump in the night!...is there something or someone out there? Are we surrounded by spirits and ghosts? Will you get any answers from this podcast? 

The boys recount their own supernatural experiences, and tells tories, some of which you may have heard before if you are a regular listener, or maybe it's just deja vu ?!

Another episode NEXT MONDAY or whatever day you get around to it.


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17704263 Mon, 25 Aug 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1417 full false TEA TEA Henning disputes Jake's stats that suggest Germans drink more tea than Brits. But they do. There is some chat about Tea alternatives but the podcast is mainly Jake getting worked up about a British Tea advert from the seventies that Henning has never seen. Approximately 7 minutes of this part of the podcast was edited out, but it is still most off the podcast. 

Forthcoming topics include Teeth, Benches and The Paranormal 

Suggest one of your own why don't you? 

Or comment below and we will be happy. 


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]]> Henning disputes Jake's stats that suggest Germans drink more tea than Brits. But they do. There is some chat about Tea alternatives but the podcast is mainly Jake getting worked up about a British Tea advert from the seventies that Henning has never seen. Approximately 7 minutes of this part of the podcast was edited out, but it is still most off the podcast. 

Forthcoming topics include Teeth, Benches and The Paranormal 

Suggest one of your own why don't you? 

Or comment below and we will be happy. 


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17668214 Mon, 18 Aug 2025 05:00:00 +0100 1366 1 12 full false HOLIDAYS HOLIDAYS To think that this, or any episode of WWITM, may not have ever happened had their childhood holiday mishaps had rather more negative outcomes, but Jake and Henning are survivors so are here to talk about 'Holidays'. Henning isn't much for them while Jake loves going on holiday almost as much as going home. 

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]]> To think that this, or any episode of WWITM, may not have ever happened had their childhood holiday mishaps had rather more negative outcomes, but Jake and Henning are survivors so are here to talk about 'Holidays'. Henning isn't much for them while Jake loves going on holiday almost as much as going home. 

Enjoy!



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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17646953 Mon, 11 Aug 2025 06:00:00 +0100 1372 1 11 full false GLOBES GLOBES Jake & Henning are back to take on the subject of 'Globes' and we learn a lot in what is being hailed as "the best episode of WoodWehn in the Membrane so far" by some of the greatest producers in audio and radio. We learn the Jake owns a large part of Saturn and of a time travel mix-up down under, and that Henning has very little to offer when Jake enquires about gravity. Yes, Globes! Whether planets, theatres or golden film awards, we have them partially covered. 

Enjoy! 

And hit us up on social media to suggest future topics.


"The best episode of WoodWehn in the Membrane so far"

- Simon Crosse, Podcast Producer*



*credits include WoodWehn in the Membrane


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]]> Jake & Henning are back to take on the subject of 'Globes' and we learn a lot in what is being hailed as "the best episode of WoodWehn in the Membrane so far" by some of the greatest producers in audio and radio. We learn the Jake owns a large part of Saturn and of a time travel mix-up down under, and that Henning has very little to offer when Jake enquires about gravity. Yes, Globes! Whether planets, theatres or golden film awards, we have them partially covered. 

Enjoy! 

And hit us up on social media to suggest future topics.


"The best episode of WoodWehn in the Membrane so far"

- Simon Crosse, Podcast Producer*



*credits include WoodWehn in the Membrane


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17609015 Mon, 04 Aug 2025 01:00:00 +0100 1878 1 10 full true HOPE HOPE WE HAVE A WEBSITE!

It's woodwehn.com

...And 'Hope' is the topic of this episode of WWITM as Jake & Henning chat around the topic and try to decide whether it is a good or a bad thing. In between Henning takes us to a religious escapade near Euston station while Jake says that as an Arsenal fan it is, indeed, the hope that kills you.

Back next Monday !

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]]> WE HAVE A WEBSITE!

It's woodwehn.com

...And 'Hope' is the topic of this episode of WWITM as Jake & Henning chat around the topic and try to decide whether it is a good or a bad thing. In between Henning takes us to a religious escapade near Euston station while Jake says that as an Arsenal fan it is, indeed, the hope that kills you.

Back next Monday !

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17562788 Mon, 28 Jul 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1650 1 9 full true MOUNTAINS MOUNTAINS Jake is applying for French citizenship so knee-deep in paperwork, but not too bust to spend 25 minutes talking to Henning about Mountains. The German Comedy Ambassador and former ski tour guide is surprisingly knowledgable about mountains, although he was responsible for the off piste near death of several Germans, but we can look back on it now and have a good laugh. 

Henning also makes a decent stab at answering Jake's question "What is the best thing to do if you get caught in an avalanche?" and there is a brief tour, with mountain heights, of the Lake District from the back-on-Eastenders star.

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]]> Jake is applying for French citizenship so knee-deep in paperwork, but not too bust to spend 25 minutes talking to Henning about Mountains. The German Comedy Ambassador and former ski tour guide is surprisingly knowledgable about mountains, although he was responsible for the off piste near death of several Germans, but we can look back on it now and have a good laugh. 

Henning also makes a decent stab at answering Jake's question "What is the best thing to do if you get caught in an avalanche?" and there is a brief tour, with mountain heights, of the Lake District from the back-on-Eastenders star.

Why not suggest future one word episode topics on our social media?

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17528235 Mon, 21 Jul 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1721 1 8 full false MONEY MONEY In this episode the German Comedy Ambassador tries eagerly to pry into Jake's bank account while the actor reveals there is no parity in the earning power of Eastenders stars. It's all a bit awkward as money is one of the things that you just don't talk about but the boys mange to do so for nearly 25 minutes. 

Taxes, health care, the stock market and gambling, all the fun stuff, is here.

There is a very long pregnant pause though so it would have been a bit shorter had Henning responded quicker after Jake's statement that the "Euro is bollocks" 

Next time...it's Mountains.

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]]> In this episode the German Comedy Ambassador tries eagerly to pry into Jake's bank account while the actor reveals there is no parity in the earning power of Eastenders stars. It's all a bit awkward as money is one of the things that you just don't talk about but the boys mange to do so for nearly 25 minutes. 

Taxes, health care, the stock market and gambling, all the fun stuff, is here.

There is a very long pregnant pause though so it would have been a bit shorter had Henning responded quicker after Jake's statement that the "Euro is bollocks" 

Next time...it's Mountains.

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17472493 Mon, 14 Jul 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1497 full false TABLES TABLES Henning and Jake return and TABLES are the subject, although there is really very little about tables after all. They are sitting at one though when they record this podcast. 

On this episode, Henning is quick to point out the flaws in communism and Jake may have rumbled one of Britains most famous psychics. Neither have much to do with tables as such, but have a listen and see if you can figure out how they got there. 

Suggest a topic for a future episode but not Money, Mountains or Benches as we have those on our list.






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]]> Henning and Jake return and TABLES are the subject, although there is really very little about tables after all. They are sitting at one though when they record this podcast. 

On this episode, Henning is quick to point out the flaws in communism and Jake may have rumbled one of Britains most famous psychics. Neither have much to do with tables as such, but have a listen and see if you can figure out how they got there. 

Suggest a topic for a future episode but not Money, Mountains or Benches as we have those on our list.






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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17446443 Mon, 07 Jul 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1939 1 6 full false PENS PENS Discover why Henning has 20,000 pens at home and how Jake invents the new word "JimmyCarrish" as the boys discuss PENS.

The German Comedy Ambassador and Actor will be back with another topic next week, we are not sure off the subject yet but Money and Mountains are on the table. And so are Tables. 

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]]> Discover why Henning has 20,000 pens at home and how Jake invents the new word "JimmyCarrish" as the boys discuss PENS.

The German Comedy Ambassador and Actor will be back with another topic next week, we are not sure off the subject yet but Money and Mountains are on the table. And so are Tables. 

Suggest a topic...and ask a question about it on our social media, or if you ever pass either Jake or Henning out and about.


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17404439 Mon, 30 Jun 2025 06:00:00 +0100 1913 Comic, Henning When, Henning, Jake Wood, Actor, Writing, Comedy, Pens, Stationary, Social Media, 1 5 full true LIGHTS LIGHTS Yes, lights! The chaps are back to discuss...lights! It soon occurs to them there is not much to discuss so this topic is dealt with slickly and efficiently. We discover that one of our hosts lives curtainless and that lights are quite important when performing stand up comedy. Also that there is a profession where someone comes to your home to design your own personal lighting. And there is more discussion on LED lights than in your average podcast. 

The subject next week might be Mountains...not sure yet...maybe you can suggest a one-word topic on our social media.


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]]> Yes, lights! The chaps are back to discuss...lights! It soon occurs to them there is not much to discuss so this topic is dealt with slickly and efficiently. We discover that one of our hosts lives curtainless and that lights are quite important when performing stand up comedy. Also that there is a profession where someone comes to your home to design your own personal lighting. And there is more discussion on LED lights than in your average podcast. 

The subject next week might be Mountains...not sure yet...maybe you can suggest a one-word topic on our social media.


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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17378349 Mon, 23 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0100 1482 Comedy, talk, stage, tv, Germany, Henning Wehn, Jake Wood, 1 4 full true DEATH DEATH It comes to us all, unless you are a particular species of jellyfish. 

It's only episode three and it's taken a bit of a dark turn, but honestly, it doesn't get too morbid as the boys discuss life, the afterlife and the before life...and Henning tells us about a trip to notorious suicide hotspot Beachy Head, but not to worry, he isn't thinking of ending it all, he was only out for a joy ride on his cycle. 

There is a bit of a teaser at the end as Henning starts an anecdote but doesn't finish it. Wonder if he will remember it when we do that episode.

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]]> It comes to us all, unless you are a particular species of jellyfish. 

It's only episode three and it's taken a bit of a dark turn, but honestly, it doesn't get too morbid as the boys discuss life, the afterlife and the before life...and Henning tells us about a trip to notorious suicide hotspot Beachy Head, but not to worry, he isn't thinking of ending it all, he was only out for a joy ride on his cycle. 

There is a bit of a teaser at the end as Henning starts an anecdote but doesn't finish it. Wonder if he will remember it when we do that episode.

Jump on social media to suggest more single word episodes!

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17321950 Mon, 16 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1472 full false PETS PETS Every week German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and actor Jake Wood take a deepish dive into a particular aspect of human existence. 

It's only episode two and already it's kicking off as the pair discuss the subject of Pets, where one of them has virtually no idea of the concept. But they put their differences aside and part as friends.

You will hear Jake offer the kinder a monkey and Henning's philosophy that pet lovers can't truly love animals. It's only episode two and the signs are that there will be no shortage of controversy here! 

You can find us on X and Instagram at the rather too long @woodwehninthemembrane where you can discover news of upcoming episodes and suggest topics for future ones.

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]]> Every week German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and actor Jake Wood take a deepish dive into a particular aspect of human existence. 

It's only episode two and already it's kicking off as the pair discuss the subject of Pets, where one of them has virtually no idea of the concept. But they put their differences aside and part as friends.

You will hear Jake offer the kinder a monkey and Henning's philosophy that pet lovers can't truly love animals. It's only episode two and the signs are that there will be no shortage of controversy here! 

You can find us on X and Instagram at the rather too long @woodwehninthemembrane where you can discover news of upcoming episodes and suggest topics for future ones.

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17301848 Mon, 09 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1442 1 2 full true SHOES SHOES Every week German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and actor Jake Wood take a deepish dive into a particular aspect of human existence. 

In order to get off to a roaring start, your pals tackle a subject they hope will connect with everybody....Shoes.

Hear about Jake's visit to Frank Sinatra's high-end London cobblers while Henning reveals some remarkable information about his German schooldays. 

You can find us on X and Instagram at the rather too long @woodwehninthemembrane where you can discover news of upcoming episodes and suggest topics for future ones.

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]]> Every week German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and actor Jake Wood take a deepish dive into a particular aspect of human existence. 

In order to get off to a roaring start, your pals tackle a subject they hope will connect with everybody....Shoes.

Hear about Jake's visit to Frank Sinatra's high-end London cobblers while Henning reveals some remarkable information about his German schooldays. 

You can find us on X and Instagram at the rather too long @woodwehninthemembrane where you can discover news of upcoming episodes and suggest topics for future ones.

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17256255 Mon, 02 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0100 1806 1 1 full true Meet the boys!! Meet the boys!! In this first episode Jake & Henning introduce themselves, the concept behind the podcast and seriously consider that this could be the beginning of a mid life crisis for them both. Enjoy!

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]]> In this first episode Jake & Henning introduce themselves, the concept behind the podcast and seriously consider that this could be the beginning of a mid life crisis for them both. Enjoy!

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]]> Jake Wood & Henning Wehn Buzzsprout-17221716 Mon, 26 May 2025 07:00:00 +0100 877 1 1 full false