Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy Thu, 16 Apr 2026 21:05:10 -0400 https://www.phetasy.com/s/dumpster-fire-podcast en © 2026 Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy yes c50d085d-b2b6-5d50-95e2-1c5fe0897d67 We make burgers out of your sacred cows episodic true Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious.

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]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) We make burgers out of your sacred cows https://storage.buzzsprout.com/6s3pe7app08oog170hpi2se54irc?.jpg Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy https://www.phetasy.com/s/dumpster-fire-podcast E307. A Love Letter To The Sane Women Holding It Down - Dumpster Fire E307. A Love Letter To The Sane Women Holding It Down - Dumpster Fire Bridget reads her viral essay — a love letter to the sane, normal women quietly holding it all down while the culture loses its mind. Not a trad wife, not a girl boss, not a Karen, not a pick-me — just the millions of women juggling kids, aging parents, marriages, and careers while being told their sanity is the problem. 

0:00 - Introduction
5:00 - Shopify
6:30 - A Love Letter To The Sane Women Holding It Down
15:30 - BON CHARGE
17:00 - Weather 
17:30 - Reponses to the Love Letter
20:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

Topics covered: sane women, normie women, love letter to normal women, trad wife vs girl boss, Madonna whore complex, women's commentary, Bridget Phetasy essay, silent majority, cancel culture friendships, being a reasonable woman 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Shopify & BON CHARGE 

- Start your business today with the industry’s best business partner, Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/dumpster 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off with code BRIDGET at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

#SaneWomen #Normies #DumpsterFire #BridgetPhetasy 

]]> Bridget reads her viral essay — a love letter to the sane, normal women quietly holding it all down while the culture loses its mind. Not a trad wife, not a girl boss, not a Karen, not a pick-me — just the millions of women juggling kids, aging parents, marriages, and careers while being told their sanity is the problem. 

0:00 - Introduction
5:00 - Shopify
6:30 - A Love Letter To The Sane Women Holding It Down
15:30 - BON CHARGE
17:00 - Weather 
17:30 - Reponses to the Love Letter
20:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

Topics covered: sane women, normie women, love letter to normal women, trad wife vs girl boss, Madonna whore complex, women's commentary, Bridget Phetasy essay, silent majority, cancel culture friendships, being a reasonable woman 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Shopify & BON CHARGE 

- Start your business today with the industry’s best business partner, Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/dumpster 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off with code BRIDGET at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

#SaneWomen #Normies #DumpsterFire #BridgetPhetasy 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-19028961 Thu, 16 Apr 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1281 full false E306. Why Is Everyone So Mad? The End of Fun - Dumpster Fire E306. Why Is Everyone So Mad? The End of Fun - Dumpster Fire Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ on Truth Social — on Orthodox Easter — and the right wing lost its mind. Then he attacked the new Pope, called him "weak on crime," and the memes wrote themselves. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the MAGA meltdown, the elite-tier internet reactions, and why this is just the Right's version of virtue signaling. 

Topics covered: Trump AI Jesus image, Trump Truth Social Easter post, MAGA meltdown, Pope Leo XIV, Trump attacks Pope, right wing meltdown, Milo Yiannopoulos, Marjorie Taylor Greene blasphemy, Sneako, virtue signaling right wing, Trump memes, culture war, outrage culture, MAGA civil war 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Bubs Naturals & MASA Chips 

- Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals.  For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BRIDGET at https://www.bubsnaturals.com/ 

- Ready to give MASA a try? Get 25% off your first order by going to https://masachips.com/dumpster and using code DUMPSTER. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

#TrumpJesus #DumpsterFire #Bridget Phetasy

]]> Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ on Truth Social — on Orthodox Easter — and the right wing lost its mind. Then he attacked the new Pope, called him "weak on crime," and the memes wrote themselves. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the MAGA meltdown, the elite-tier internet reactions, and why this is just the Right's version of virtue signaling. 

Topics covered: Trump AI Jesus image, Trump Truth Social Easter post, MAGA meltdown, Pope Leo XIV, Trump attacks Pope, right wing meltdown, Milo Yiannopoulos, Marjorie Taylor Greene blasphemy, Sneako, virtue signaling right wing, Trump memes, culture war, outrage culture, MAGA civil war 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Bubs Naturals & MASA Chips 

- Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals.  For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BRIDGET at https://www.bubsnaturals.com/ 

- Ready to give MASA a try? Get 25% off your first order by going to https://masachips.com/dumpster and using code DUMPSTER. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

#TrumpJesus #DumpsterFire #Bridget Phetasy

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-19017975 Tue, 14 Apr 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1634 full false E305. Why Ireland is Finally Exploding - Dumpster Fire E305. Why Ireland is Finally Exploding - Dumpster Fire Ireland just deployed its army against protesting farmers and truckers who are blockading motorways and the country's only oil refinery. The government taxes fuel at 60% — and instead of negotiating, they sent in troops. Bridget Phetasy sits down with Dr. Eoin Lenihan, author of "Vandalizing Ireland," to break down how Ireland became a corporate tax haven for Big Tech, abandoned its own people, and is now on the brink of serious civil unrest. 

Get Eoin's book - Vandalising Ireland - https://www.amazon.com/Vandalising-Ireland-Government-Engineering-Globalist/dp/1959666851 Follow Eoin Lenihan on X: https://x.com/EoinLenihan

#Ireland #FarmersProtest #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: Ireland farmer protest 2026, Irish trucker strike, Ireland oil refinery blockade, Ireland fuel tax, Irish army deployed against protesters, Ireland immigration crisis, Ireland housing crisis, Big Tech Ireland tax haven, foreign direct investment Ireland, Vandalizing Ireland Eoin Lenihan, populism Europe, Ireland civil unrest 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Quest 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. Bundle their top boots and work pants for 10% off, by going to https://bruntworkwear.com/DUMPSTER and then use code DUMPSTER  at checkout for another $10 off on top of that. 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Ireland just deployed its army against protesting farmers and truckers who are blockading motorways and the country's only oil refinery. The government taxes fuel at 60% — and instead of negotiating, they sent in troops. Bridget Phetasy sits down with Dr. Eoin Lenihan, author of "Vandalizing Ireland," to break down how Ireland became a corporate tax haven for Big Tech, abandoned its own people, and is now on the brink of serious civil unrest. 

Get Eoin's book - Vandalising Ireland - https://www.amazon.com/Vandalising-Ireland-Government-Engineering-Globalist/dp/1959666851 Follow Eoin Lenihan on X: https://x.com/EoinLenihan

#Ireland #FarmersProtest #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: Ireland farmer protest 2026, Irish trucker strike, Ireland oil refinery blockade, Ireland fuel tax, Irish army deployed against protesters, Ireland immigration crisis, Ireland housing crisis, Big Tech Ireland tax haven, foreign direct investment Ireland, Vandalizing Ireland Eoin Lenihan, populism Europe, Ireland civil unrest 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Quest 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. Bundle their top boots and work pants for 10% off, by going to https://bruntworkwear.com/DUMPSTER and then use code DUMPSTER  at checkout for another $10 off on top of that. 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18992363 Thu, 09 Apr 2026 20:00:00 -0500 2674 full false E304. Every Man Falls Into One Of These Four Categories - Dumpster Fire E304. Every Man Falls Into One Of These Four Categories - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy introduces the Genius/Asshole Matrix — the male version of the Hot/Crazy Matrix — and explains the Tortured Genius Line that separates icons from idiots. Plus, the UK just banned Kanye West from the Wireless Festival while looking the other way on grooming gangs, Kanye sold out two nights at SoFi Stadium for $33 million, Louis CK landed a Netflix special, and cancel culture is having an existential crisis. Why does genius buy forgiveness — and how much asshole can it cover? 

Topics covered: Genius Asshole Matrix, Hot Crazy Matrix men's version, Kanye West banned UK, Kanye Bully album SoFi Stadium, Louis CK Netflix special, cancel culture debate, Tortured Genius Line, UK grooming gangs, free speech, Trump Iran posts, Wireless Festival cancelled 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors MUD/WTR & Sheath 

- Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off MudWtr with code DUMPSTERFIRE at mudwtr.com/DUMPSTERFIRE! #mudwtrpod 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

#BridgetPhetasy #GeniusAssholeMatrix #CancelCulture #KanyeWest #LouisCK

]]> Bridget Phetasy introduces the Genius/Asshole Matrix — the male version of the Hot/Crazy Matrix — and explains the Tortured Genius Line that separates icons from idiots. Plus, the UK just banned Kanye West from the Wireless Festival while looking the other way on grooming gangs, Kanye sold out two nights at SoFi Stadium for $33 million, Louis CK landed a Netflix special, and cancel culture is having an existential crisis. Why does genius buy forgiveness — and how much asshole can it cover? 

Topics covered: Genius Asshole Matrix, Hot Crazy Matrix men's version, Kanye West banned UK, Kanye Bully album SoFi Stadium, Louis CK Netflix special, cancel culture debate, Tortured Genius Line, UK grooming gangs, free speech, Trump Iran posts, Wireless Festival cancelled 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors MUD/WTR & Sheath 

- Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off MudWtr with code DUMPSTERFIRE at mudwtr.com/DUMPSTERFIRE! #mudwtrpod 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

#BridgetPhetasy #GeniusAssholeMatrix #CancelCulture #KanyeWest #LouisCK

]]> Buzzsprout-18980187 Tue, 07 Apr 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1764 full false E303. Stop Pandering to Gen Z Radicals - Dumpster Fire E303. Stop Pandering to Gen Z Radicals - Dumpster Fire Bridget reacts to her recent "leave me behind" essay going viral and dives into why legacy media stars are desperately chasing a youth demographic that doesn't care about them. She breaks down the difference between building a "territory" for your work versus fighting for "hierarchy" in an algorithm-driven world. It’s a call to stop performing for 20-somethings and start focusing on the "invisible audience" of late Boomers and Gen Xers. 

#GenX #MediaCriticism #DumpsterFire #Algorithm 

Topics covered: Why Gen X is being left behind, the "pick me" energy of modern pundits, Stephen Pressfield's "The War of Art," the Artemis II moon mission launch, and why you shouldn't chase the youth demographic. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Blue Chew & Ridge 

When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BRIDGET at https://BlueChew.com 

One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% Off a Ridge Power Bank with code DUMPSTER at https://www.Ridge.com/DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget reacts to her recent "leave me behind" essay going viral and dives into why legacy media stars are desperately chasing a youth demographic that doesn't care about them. She breaks down the difference between building a "territory" for your work versus fighting for "hierarchy" in an algorithm-driven world. It’s a call to stop performing for 20-somethings and start focusing on the "invisible audience" of late Boomers and Gen Xers. 

#GenX #MediaCriticism #DumpsterFire #Algorithm 

Topics covered: Why Gen X is being left behind, the "pick me" energy of modern pundits, Stephen Pressfield's "The War of Art," the Artemis II moon mission launch, and why you shouldn't chase the youth demographic. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Blue Chew & Ridge 

When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BRIDGET at https://BlueChew.com 

One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% Off a Ridge Power Bank with code DUMPSTER at https://www.Ridge.com/DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18955798 Thu, 02 Apr 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1336 full false E302. No Kings Protestors Are Doing Exactly What Trump Wants - Dumpster Fire E302. No Kings Protestors Are Doing Exactly What Trump Wants - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy just got back from L.A. and has firsthand reporting from the No Kings protest — which turned out to be mostly octogenarians with arts-and-crafts signs and Starbucks cups. She breaks down why Trump is definitely jerking off to being called a king, why the real counterculture in Santa Monica is going to Catholic Mass, and why Americans need to appreciate the miracle of airplanes more. 

#NoKingsProtest #California #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: No Kings protest Los Angeles, Boomers, communist revolution chants, air travel complaints, Matt Walsh flight cancellation, ICE 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Cozy Earth & Quest 

- Discover how care in every detail transforms simple routines into moments of true comfort and ease. Head to https://cozyearth.com/ and use code DUMPSTER for up to 20% off 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget Phetasy just got back from L.A. and has firsthand reporting from the No Kings protest — which turned out to be mostly octogenarians with arts-and-crafts signs and Starbucks cups. She breaks down why Trump is definitely jerking off to being called a king, why the real counterculture in Santa Monica is going to Catholic Mass, and why Americans need to appreciate the miracle of airplanes more. 

#NoKingsProtest #California #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: No Kings protest Los Angeles, Boomers, communist revolution chants, air travel complaints, Matt Walsh flight cancellation, ICE 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18942172 Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:00:00 -0500 1692 full false E301. Why Hot Happy Kids Are Driving Critics Crazy - Dumpster Fire E301. Why Hot Happy Kids Are Driving Critics Crazy - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Jesse Watters spring break video that's making intellectuals and prudes equally furious, explains why hot dumb happy kids are actually a sign America is doing fine, and reacts to the most insane headline of 2026: a quadruple amputee cornhole champion charged with murder who dumped a body from a self-driving Tesla. Plus the new Epstein video game kids are addicted to. 

#DumpsterFire #SpringBreak #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat 

Topics covered: Jesse Watters spring break interview, college kids don't know the Ayatollah, spring break culture vs woke politics, quadruple amputee cornhole champion murder, Dayton James Weber, Tesla self-driving, Epstein video game. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

0:00 - Introduction
2:00 - Kids Are Playing "Five Nights at Epstein's" on School Laptops 
4:30 - This Is Actually Teaching Life Skills (Avoiding Predators 101) 
7:00 - Caliber Fitness App 
9:00 - The Jesse Watters Spring Break Video Is Making Everyone Mad 
10:00 - Hot Dumb Happy Kids Are a Sign America Is Doing Fine 
11:30 - Not Everyone Needs to Monitor the Situation 
12:30 - This Is Just MTV Spring Break — It's Always Been This Way 
13:30 - The Man Show Did This in the Nineties 
14:30 - Why Hawk Tuah Tapped Into the Same Energy 
15:30 - Girls Gone Wild and 9/11
16:30 - Bon Charge Red Light Face Mask 
18:00 - Weather Report 
18:30 - Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Charged With Murder 
19:30 - How Did He Drive AND Shoot? 
20:30 - Elon Has Enabled the Disableds 
21:00 - The Internet's Best Comments on the Story 
22:30 - Be Inspired: America Is Already Great 
23:26 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Jesse Watters spring break video that's making intellectuals and prudes equally furious, explains why hot dumb happy kids are actually a sign America is doing fine, and reacts to the most insane headline of 2026: a quadruple amputee cornhole champion charged with murder who dumped a body from a self-driving Tesla. Plus the new Epstein video game kids are addicted to. 

#DumpsterFire #SpringBreak #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat 

Topics covered: Jesse Watters spring break interview, college kids don't know the Ayatollah, spring break culture vs woke politics, quadruple amputee cornhole champion murder, Dayton James Weber, Tesla self-driving, Epstein video game. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

0:00 - Introduction
2:00 - Kids Are Playing "Five Nights at Epstein's" on School Laptops 
4:30 - This Is Actually Teaching Life Skills (Avoiding Predators 101) 
7:00 - Caliber Fitness App 
9:00 - The Jesse Watters Spring Break Video Is Making Everyone Mad 
10:00 - Hot Dumb Happy Kids Are a Sign America Is Doing Fine 
11:30 - Not Everyone Needs to Monitor the Situation 
12:30 - This Is Just MTV Spring Break — It's Always Been This Way 
13:30 - The Man Show Did This in the Nineties 
14:30 - Why Hawk Tuah Tapped Into the Same Energy 
15:30 - Girls Gone Wild and 9/11
16:30 - Bon Charge Red Light Face Mask 
18:00 - Weather Report 
18:30 - Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Charged With Murder 
19:30 - How Did He Drive AND Shoot? 
20:30 - Elon Has Enabled the Disableds 
21:00 - The Internet's Best Comments on the Story 
22:30 - Be Inspired: America Is Already Great 
23:26 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Caliber & BON CHARGE 

Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for the free Caliber strength training app and see if any of their versions are right for you at https://caliber.app.link/phetasy 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18915582 Thu, 26 Mar 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1490 full false E300. Champagne Socialists Tour Cuba While Afroman Wins America - Dumpster Fire E300. Champagne Socialists Tour Cuba While Afroman Wins America - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy reacts to the ultimate irony of "Champagne Socialists" vacationing in the poverty-stricken ruins of Cuba while praising the system that broke it. Meanwhile, back in the states, Afroman is turning a botched police raid into a viral marketing masterpiece. It’s a tale of two worlds that proves one thing: whether you’re a communist tourist or a rapper with a lemon pound cake, capitalism always wins in the end. 

#Cuba #Afroman #Capitalism #BridgetPhetasy #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: Cuban economic crisis, tourism in communist countries, Afroman police raid, hypocrisy of Western socialists, the power of the free market. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget Phetasy reacts to the ultimate irony of "Champagne Socialists" vacationing in the poverty-stricken ruins of Cuba while praising the system that broke it. Meanwhile, back in the states, Afroman is turning a botched police raid into a viral marketing masterpiece. It’s a tale of two worlds that proves one thing: whether you’re a communist tourist or a rapper with a lemon pound cake, capitalism always wins in the end. 

#Cuba #Afroman #Capitalism #BridgetPhetasy #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: Cuban economic crisis, tourism in communist countries, Afroman police raid, hypocrisy of Western socialists, the power of the free market. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors MASA Chips & BRUNT 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT 

- Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18903851 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0500 2112 full false E299. America Flexed Its Military Might And I Hate That I’m Kind Of Into It - Dumpster Fire E299. America Flexed Its Military Might And I Hate That I’m Kind Of Into It - Dumpster Fire Bridget breaks down why we’re living in a "Milli Vanilli" version of the 1990s, where nostalgia capitalism meets a very real threat of global conflict. She dives into why two decades of gender theory ended the moment America decided to start "flexing" its military might again. Plus, she calls out the "pick me" energy of legacy media stars desperate to stay relevant to a radicalized algorithm. 

#Nostalgia #Trump #MiddleEast #Podcasts #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: 90s nostalgia capitalism, Retro Rewind Steam game, US-Iran conflict, gender war fatigue, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, new media vs legacy media. 

0:00 - The Temu Nineties Are Back (War + Heroin Chic)
1:00 - A Brief History of Heroin Chic and Kate Moss
2:30 - Ozempic Is Just Lame Heroin Chic
3:00 - The Blockbuster Simulator Game Is #1 on Steam
4:30 - Trump Is a Nineties Icon
5:00 - We Spent 20 Years Arguing About Gender While Iran Built Nukes
7:00 - How Gender Politics Led Us Back to War
8:00 - Trump's Pearl Harbor Joke at the Japan Press Conference
9:45 - Qualia NAD+
11:00 - I Hate That I'm Kind of Happy America Is Flexing
12:30 - "This Could All Go Terribly Wrong" — An Honest Iran Take
14:00 - We Tried Being the Nice Empire. Here's How That Went.
15:30 - Climate Change vs. Nuclear Bombs: Apply Some Triage
16:30 - When the Right Starts Sounding Like Me in My Twenties
17:00 - Quest 
18:30 - Weather Report
19:00 - Scorned Podcasters Sound Like Trump's Exes
20:00 - Tucker Carlson Is Trying to Be a Cool Mom for Nick Fuentes
21:00 - What Happens When Media Stars Start Chasing a Younger Audience
22:30 - The Pick-Me Energy Is Palpable: The Podcast Wars Explained
23:30 - You Cannot Reason Someone Out of Algorithmic Radicalization
24:00 - Why Bridget Doesn't Care If 23-Year-Olds Like Her

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest 

Curious about the aging process? Go to https://qualialife.com/DUMPSTER to get 50% off Qualia NAD+ and save an extra 15% with the code DUMPSTER. 

Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget breaks down why we’re living in a "Milli Vanilli" version of the 1990s, where nostalgia capitalism meets a very real threat of global conflict. She dives into why two decades of gender theory ended the moment America decided to start "flexing" its military might again. Plus, she calls out the "pick me" energy of legacy media stars desperate to stay relevant to a radicalized algorithm. 

#Nostalgia #Trump #MiddleEast #Podcasts #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: 90s nostalgia capitalism, Retro Rewind Steam game, US-Iran conflict, gender war fatigue, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, new media vs legacy media. 

0:00 - The Temu Nineties Are Back (War + Heroin Chic)
1:00 - A Brief History of Heroin Chic and Kate Moss
2:30 - Ozempic Is Just Lame Heroin Chic
3:00 - The Blockbuster Simulator Game Is #1 on Steam
4:30 - Trump Is a Nineties Icon
5:00 - We Spent 20 Years Arguing About Gender While Iran Built Nukes
7:00 - How Gender Politics Led Us Back to War
8:00 - Trump's Pearl Harbor Joke at the Japan Press Conference
9:45 - Qualia NAD+
11:00 - I Hate That I'm Kind of Happy America Is Flexing
12:30 - "This Could All Go Terribly Wrong" — An Honest Iran Take
14:00 - We Tried Being the Nice Empire. Here's How That Went.
15:30 - Climate Change vs. Nuclear Bombs: Apply Some Triage
16:30 - When the Right Starts Sounding Like Me in My Twenties
17:00 - Quest 
18:30 - Weather Report
19:00 - Scorned Podcasters Sound Like Trump's Exes
20:00 - Tucker Carlson Is Trying to Be a Cool Mom for Nick Fuentes
21:00 - What Happens When Media Stars Start Chasing a Younger Audience
22:30 - The Pick-Me Energy Is Palpable: The Podcast Wars Explained
23:30 - You Cannot Reason Someone Out of Algorithmic Radicalization
24:00 - Why Bridget Doesn't Care If 23-Year-Olds Like Her

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest 

Curious about the aging process? Go to https://qualialife.com/DUMPSTER to get 50% off Qualia NAD+ and save an extra 15% with the code DUMPSTER. 

Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18877723 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1551 full false E298. Hollywood Hates You And Doesn’t Hide It Anymore E298. Hollywood Hates You And Doesn’t Hide It Anymore Bridget Phetasy watched the Oscars so you didn’t have to. From the "open borders" jokes to the blatant political snubs in the "In Memoriam" segment, Bridget breaks down why Hollywood remains a fortress of elitism that actively dislikes its own audience. Are the Oscars a celebration of film, or just a high-budget campaign rally for the people who want you at Dave & Buster’s?

#TheOscars #Hollywood #ConanObrien #MediaBias #DumpsterFire 
Topics covered: Why the Oscars are depressing, the Brigitte Bardot "In Memoriam" snub, why Hollywood hates its audience, the Dave & Buster’s metaphor, and the "Gen X Auntie" guide to award shows.

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - The Oscars: Hollywood’s Democratic Party Prom
2:30 - The Boomer Review of the Oscars (Unedited, Unfiltered, No Notes)
4:30 - “A Snake That Ate a Rabbit” — American Folk Poetry
5:30 - The Sneaky Land Acknowledgement That Looked Like a Casino Ad
7:58 - Cowboy Colostrum
9:45 - Conan O’Brien Said Don’t Do Political Comedy, Then Did Political Comedy
11:30 - “Did They Get to You, Conan?” — The WGA Writers Room Explained
13:30 - Jimmy Kimmel Compared America to North Korea
15:00 - Hollywood Will Trash Trump But Won’t Touch China
16:30 - John Cena Apologized in Mandarin for Calling Taiwan a Country
17:30 - Anti-Capitalists Mad That China Is Stealing Their Art
18:00 - They Left All Their Garbage at the Environmentalist Oscars
18:39 - Mud/Wtr
20:30 - The Oscars Used to Get 60 Million Viewers. Now It’s 14 Million.
22:00 - “I’m Starting to Think They Might Actually Hate Me”
23:30 - When Did Hollywood Stop Making Lovable Conservatives?
25:00 - They Won’t Even Include You in the In Memoriam

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel 
https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 
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Thanks to our sponsors Cowboy Colostrum & Mud/Wtr

- Fix your gut, make your hair healthier and stronger, and add some glow to your skin in 2026 with Cowboy Colostrum. Head to https://cowboycolostrum.com/dumpster and use code DUMPSTER for 25% off

- Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your MUD/WTR with code BRIDGET at https://mudwtr.com/bridget

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget Phetasy watched the Oscars so you didn’t have to. From the "open borders" jokes to the blatant political snubs in the "In Memoriam" segment, Bridget breaks down why Hollywood remains a fortress of elitism that actively dislikes its own audience. Are the Oscars a celebration of film, or just a high-budget campaign rally for the people who want you at Dave & Buster’s?

#TheOscars #Hollywood #ConanObrien #MediaBias #DumpsterFire 
Topics covered: Why the Oscars are depressing, the Brigitte Bardot "In Memoriam" snub, why Hollywood hates its audience, the Dave & Buster’s metaphor, and the "Gen X Auntie" guide to award shows.

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - The Oscars: Hollywood’s Democratic Party Prom
2:30 - The Boomer Review of the Oscars (Unedited, Unfiltered, No Notes)
4:30 - “A Snake That Ate a Rabbit” — American Folk Poetry
5:30 - The Sneaky Land Acknowledgement That Looked Like a Casino Ad
7:58 - Cowboy Colostrum
9:45 - Conan O’Brien Said Don’t Do Political Comedy, Then Did Political Comedy
11:30 - “Did They Get to You, Conan?” — The WGA Writers Room Explained
13:30 - Jimmy Kimmel Compared America to North Korea
15:00 - Hollywood Will Trash Trump But Won’t Touch China
16:30 - John Cena Apologized in Mandarin for Calling Taiwan a Country
17:30 - Anti-Capitalists Mad That China Is Stealing Their Art
18:00 - They Left All Their Garbage at the Environmentalist Oscars
18:39 - Mud/Wtr
20:30 - The Oscars Used to Get 60 Million Viewers. Now It’s 14 Million.
22:00 - “I’m Starting to Think They Might Actually Hate Me”
23:30 - When Did Hollywood Stop Making Lovable Conservatives?
25:00 - They Won’t Even Include You in the In Memoriam

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel 
https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 
---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Thanks to our sponsors Cowboy Colostrum & Mud/Wtr

- Fix your gut, make your hair healthier and stronger, and add some glow to your skin in 2026 with Cowboy Colostrum. Head to https://cowboycolostrum.com/dumpster and use code DUMPSTER for 25% off

- Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your MUD/WTR with code BRIDGET at https://mudwtr.com/bridget

---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18865611 Tue, 17 Mar 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1668 full false E297. Clavicular is the Male Kardashian - Dumpster Fire E297. Clavicular is the Male Kardashian - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy goes on a journey down the internet’s weirdest rabbit holes so you don’t have to. After seeing the new "Clavicular" trailer, she’s convinced we’ve officially entered the American Psycho era of masculinity. From young men obsessing over bone structure like it’s a full-time job to the rise of the "Male Kardashians," Bridget explains why most women would still rather date Shane Gillis than a guy who thinks his collarbones are a personality trait. 

#MaleKardashians #Clavicular #Looksmaxxing #AmericanPsycho #Masculinity #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: The unsettling Clavicular trailer, why Gen Z is obsessed with bone structure, the American Psycho aesthetic, why "Edge Lords" are just the new Kardashians, and the Shane Gillis test for real-world attractiveness. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

0:00 - Meet Clavicular: The Internet's Newest Edge Lord
1:30 - Singing "Heil Hitler" at the Club and Getting Banned
2:30 - Andrew Tate Says Sneako Is Secretly Gay (They're in a Feud Now)
4:00 - The Male Kardashians Theory
6:31 - BON CHARGE
8:00 - Clavicular's 24/7 Livestream Trailer Is an American Psycho Remake
10:30 - His Morning Routine Is Just a Big Pharma Ad
12:00 - The Tiny Hammer: What Is Bone Smashing?
14:45 - The Internet Critiques His Water Pressure
15:00 - Bridget Tries the Meat Tenderizer
16:00 - It's Not Looks Maxing, It's Click Maxing
17:03 - BlueChew
19:00 - What Looks Maxing Is Actually Doing to Young Men
21:00 - Women Have Been Looks Maxing Since Before It Had a Name
23:00 - Men Are Going to War With the Mirror
24:00 - A Message to the Young Men Watching This
25:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

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]]> Bridget Phetasy goes on a journey down the internet’s weirdest rabbit holes so you don’t have to. After seeing the new "Clavicular" trailer, she’s convinced we’ve officially entered the American Psycho era of masculinity. From young men obsessing over bone structure like it’s a full-time job to the rise of the "Male Kardashians," Bridget explains why most women would still rather date Shane Gillis than a guy who thinks his collarbones are a personality trait. 

#MaleKardashians #Clavicular #Looksmaxxing #AmericanPsycho #Masculinity #DumpsterFire 

Topics covered: The unsettling Clavicular trailer, why Gen Z is obsessed with bone structure, the American Psycho aesthetic, why "Edge Lords" are just the new Kardashians, and the Shane Gillis test for real-world attractiveness. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

0:00 - Meet Clavicular: The Internet's Newest Edge Lord
1:30 - Singing "Heil Hitler" at the Club and Getting Banned
2:30 - Andrew Tate Says Sneako Is Secretly Gay (They're in a Feud Now)
4:00 - The Male Kardashians Theory
6:31 - BON CHARGE
8:00 - Clavicular's 24/7 Livestream Trailer Is an American Psycho Remake
10:30 - His Morning Routine Is Just a Big Pharma Ad
12:00 - The Tiny Hammer: What Is Bone Smashing?
14:45 - The Internet Critiques His Water Pressure
15:00 - Bridget Tries the Meat Tenderizer
16:00 - It's Not Looks Maxing, It's Click Maxing
17:03 - BlueChew
19:00 - What Looks Maxing Is Actually Doing to Young Men
21:00 - Women Have Been Looks Maxing Since Before It Had a Name
23:00 - Men Are Going to War With the Mirror
24:00 - A Message to the Young Men Watching This
25:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18839076 Thu, 12 Mar 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1676 full false E296. You Don't Hate The News Media Enough E296. You Don't Hate The News Media Enough Bridget Phetasy breaks down the "headline surgery" of the New York Times after an attempted terrorist attack in NYC. From renaming pipe bombs to "smoking jars of metal" to the media's desperate attempt to avoid the "T-word," Bridget exposes why you don't hate the media enough. 

#MediaBias #NewYorkTimes #Gaslighting #NYC #dumpsterfire 

Topics covered: Smoking jars of metal and fuses, the New York Times headline surgery, media gaslighting, the "mostly peaceful pipe bomb," and the Kardashian-level editing of the news. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - NYT Called Pipe Bombs "Smoking Jars of Metal"
1:45 - The Protest: Jake Lang, 20 People, and a Goat
3:00 - Who Actually Threw the Bombs (Media Got It Backwards)
4:30 - How Every Outlet Covered the Story Wrong
5:29 - BRUNT Workwear
7:00 - NYC Mayor Blames White Supremacy
8:45 - The Media's Worst Headlines, Ranked
11:30 - CNN Wrote the Terrorists a Romcom
13:00 - The Bombs Didn't Even Go Off
15:00 - Quest
16:28 - Weather
17:00 - The Comedian Who Got a Bomb Thrown Over His Head Mid-Speech
18:15 - "He Threw a Bomb, Bro" — Stoner Witness of the Year
20:30 - Virgin Subtraction Model: A New System for Failed Terrorism
22:30 - The ISIS Salute Is the Gayest Salute Ever
23:00 - The Real Takeaway: Bombs as Evidence of Islamophobia?
24:16 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget Phetasy breaks down the "headline surgery" of the New York Times after an attempted terrorist attack in NYC. From renaming pipe bombs to "smoking jars of metal" to the media's desperate attempt to avoid the "T-word," Bridget exposes why you don't hate the media enough. 

#MediaBias #NewYorkTimes #Gaslighting #NYC #dumpsterfire 

Topics covered: Smoking jars of metal and fuses, the New York Times headline surgery, media gaslighting, the "mostly peaceful pipe bomb," and the Kardashian-level editing of the news. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - NYT Called Pipe Bombs "Smoking Jars of Metal"
1:45 - The Protest: Jake Lang, 20 People, and a Goat
3:00 - Who Actually Threw the Bombs (Media Got It Backwards)
4:30 - How Every Outlet Covered the Story Wrong
5:29 - BRUNT Workwear
7:00 - NYC Mayor Blames White Supremacy
8:45 - The Media's Worst Headlines, Ranked
11:30 - CNN Wrote the Terrorists a Romcom
13:00 - The Bombs Didn't Even Go Off
15:00 - Quest
16:28 - Weather
17:00 - The Comedian Who Got a Bomb Thrown Over His Head Mid-Speech
18:15 - "He Threw a Bomb, Bro" — Stoner Witness of the Year
20:30 - Virgin Subtraction Model: A New System for Failed Terrorism
22:30 - The ISIS Salute Is the Gayest Salute Ever
23:00 - The Real Takeaway: Bombs as Evidence of Islamophobia?
24:16 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Quest 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18826408 Tue, 10 Mar 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1577 full false E295. Liberal Feminists Love the Ayatollah - Dumpster Fire E295. Liberal Feminists Love the Ayatollah - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy breaks down the "breathtaking circular logic" of American progressive women who are mourning the dismantling of a theocratic regime. From TikTokers calling for the "Death of America" to the silence of feminists regarding actual patriarchy, Bridget asks why liberal women are more afraid of "Islamophobia" than a regime that hangs women for showing their hair. 

#Feminism #Iran #Ayatollah #TrumpDerangement #dumpsterfire 

Topics Covered: Liberal women defending the Ayatollah , the #metoo silence on October 7th , Handmaid’s Tale costumes vs. actual repression , the "podcasting sissy" phenomenon , and why reality remains undefeated. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

0:00 - Progressive Feminists Defend the Ayatollah
4:24 - Intro
5:00 - Ridge Wallet (Sponsor)
6:30 - Where Are the Handmaids Now?
8:30 - Why Are Feminists More Afraid of Islamophobia Than Islam?
11:30 - White Leftists vs. Actual Iranians
14:00 - Mourning the Ayatollah Isn't Progressive
15:30 - To the Women of Iran: You Are My Heroes
16:00 - Sheath Underwear (Sponsor)
17:30 - Weather Report
18:00 - The Right Wing Is Even Worse on This
19:30 - These Dudes Wanted Masculinity and Now They're Crying
20:00 - Podcasting Is Inherently a Female Activity
22:30 - Both Sides Failed Iranian Women
23:30 - Phetasy News
24:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Ridge & Sheath 

- Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year anniversary sale and get UP TO 40% Off by going to https://ridge.com/DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget Phetasy breaks down the "breathtaking circular logic" of American progressive women who are mourning the dismantling of a theocratic regime. From TikTokers calling for the "Death of America" to the silence of feminists regarding actual patriarchy, Bridget asks why liberal women are more afraid of "Islamophobia" than a regime that hangs women for showing their hair. 

#Feminism #Iran #Ayatollah #TrumpDerangement #dumpsterfire 

Topics Covered: Liberal women defending the Ayatollah , the #metoo silence on October 7th , Handmaid’s Tale costumes vs. actual repression , the "podcasting sissy" phenomenon , and why reality remains undefeated. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 

0:00 - Progressive Feminists Defend the Ayatollah
4:24 - Intro
5:00 - Ridge Wallet (Sponsor)
6:30 - Where Are the Handmaids Now?
8:30 - Why Are Feminists More Afraid of Islamophobia Than Islam?
11:30 - White Leftists vs. Actual Iranians
14:00 - Mourning the Ayatollah Isn't Progressive
15:30 - To the Women of Iran: You Are My Heroes
16:00 - Sheath Underwear (Sponsor)
17:30 - Weather Report
18:00 - The Right Wing Is Even Worse on This
19:30 - These Dudes Wanted Masculinity and Now They're Crying
20:00 - Podcasting Is Inherently a Female Activity
22:30 - Both Sides Failed Iranian Women
23:30 - Phetasy News
24:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Ridge & Sheath 

- Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year anniversary sale and get UP TO 40% Off by going to https://ridge.com/DUMPSTER 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18799406 Thu, 05 Mar 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1546 full false E294. America Bombed Iran and Made Memes About It - Dumpster Fire E294. America Bombed Iran and Made Memes About It - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy breaks down the weekend's military operations and the bizarre explosion of AI-generated meme warfare that followed. From missile strikes set to relaxing beach music to the "first AI meme blitz," Bridget explores our increasingly dissociative relationship with modern conflict. 

#Iran #Israel #MemeWar #AIPropaganda #dumpsterfire 

Topics covered: AI-generated war memes, the fog of war in the social media age, dissociative military humor, lo-fi war beats, and why reality remains undefeated. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - The first AI Meme Blitz
0:45 - Trump vs. The Ayatollah: AI Propaganda is here
1:30 - Real footage or AI slop? The Fog of War
2:15 - OnlyFans girls and the "Always Be Closing" war feed
3:50 - Why our war propaganda is actually amusing now
4:08 - Mud/Wtr
5:10 - The Left's struggling meme game
7:45 - Dissociative Warfare: Missile strikes and chill beach music
10:15 - Monitoring the situation from the kitchen (The "Useless" Joke)
12:20 - Sending one last reel before the end of WW3
14:30 - Why reality remains undefeated
15:15 - MASA Chips
17:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Mud/Wtr & MASA Chips 

Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your MUD/WTR with code BRIDGET at https://mudwtr.com/bridget 

Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget Phetasy breaks down the weekend's military operations and the bizarre explosion of AI-generated meme warfare that followed. From missile strikes set to relaxing beach music to the "first AI meme blitz," Bridget explores our increasingly dissociative relationship with modern conflict. 

#Iran #Israel #MemeWar #AIPropaganda #dumpsterfire 

Topics covered: AI-generated war memes, the fog of war in the social media age, dissociative military humor, lo-fi war beats, and why reality remains undefeated. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - The first AI Meme Blitz
0:45 - Trump vs. The Ayatollah: AI Propaganda is here
1:30 - Real footage or AI slop? The Fog of War
2:15 - OnlyFans girls and the "Always Be Closing" war feed
3:50 - Why our war propaganda is actually amusing now
4:08 - Mud/Wtr
5:10 - The Left's struggling meme game
7:45 - Dissociative Warfare: Missile strikes and chill beach music
10:15 - Monitoring the situation from the kitchen (The "Useless" Joke)
12:20 - Sending one last reel before the end of WW3
14:30 - Why reality remains undefeated
15:15 - MASA Chips
17:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Mud/Wtr & MASA Chips 

Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your MUD/WTR with code BRIDGET at https://mudwtr.com/bridget 

Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18786153 Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1635 full false E293. Democrats STILL Have A Man Problem - Dumpster Fire E293. Democrats STILL Have A Man Problem - Dumpster Fire Bridget Phetasy breaks down the longest State of the Union in history and why the Democrats’ response is only making their "man problem" worse. From Trump’s "aggressively masculine" variety hour to the nagging energy of the opposition, Bridget explores why the left is losing blue-collar men to the "Truck Commercial" energy of the GOP. #Democrats #Trump #SOTU #ManProblem #dumpsterfire #Olympics #Hockey 

Topics covered: State of the Union variety hour, why men are leaving the Democratic party, Trump's Oprah-style medals, the "Idiocracy" of modern politics, masculine vs feminine political branding. 

🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - Democrats have a "Man Problem" 
0:45 - The longest State of the Union in history 
1:10 - Trump’s SOTU Variety Hour: Medals, heroes, and Oprah vibes 
2:10 - Are we living in Idiocracy? 
3:30 - My "Basic Bitch" skincare routine - BON CHARGE
5:10 - The "Very Obvious Trap" for Democrats 
6:25 - "These people are crazy": Why the rival boycotts failed 
7:40 - Theater kids in costumes: The Dem's "Tiger" response 
10:55 - Insider trading and the Elizabeth Warren moment 
12:50 - Somali Pirates and Ilhan Omar 
13:50 - Trump wants a Medal of Honor for himself 
15:40 - Two Truths and a Lie: SOTU Edition 
17:15 - Grandma Should Know If She Has An STD - Quest
19:30 - The only bipartisan moment: The Hockey Team 
20:45 - Presidential Medal of Freedom for a goalie? 
21:30 - Why the GOP energy is a "Truck Commercial" 
23:00 - "Sissy Boys" vs. Blue Collar men 
24:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Quest 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off with code BRIDGET at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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]]> Bridget Phetasy breaks down the longest State of the Union in history and why the Democrats’ response is only making their "man problem" worse. From Trump’s "aggressively masculine" variety hour to the nagging energy of the opposition, Bridget explores why the left is losing blue-collar men to the "Truck Commercial" energy of the GOP. #Democrats #Trump #SOTU #ManProblem #dumpsterfire #Olympics #Hockey 

Topics covered: State of the Union variety hour, why men are leaving the Democratic party, Trump's Oprah-style medals, the "Idiocracy" of modern politics, masculine vs feminine political branding. 

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0:00 - Democrats have a "Man Problem" 
0:45 - The longest State of the Union in history 
1:10 - Trump’s SOTU Variety Hour: Medals, heroes, and Oprah vibes 
2:10 - Are we living in Idiocracy? 
3:30 - My "Basic Bitch" skincare routine - BON CHARGE
5:10 - The "Very Obvious Trap" for Democrats 
6:25 - "These people are crazy": Why the rival boycotts failed 
7:40 - Theater kids in costumes: The Dem's "Tiger" response 
10:55 - Insider trading and the Elizabeth Warren moment 
12:50 - Somali Pirates and Ilhan Omar 
13:50 - Trump wants a Medal of Honor for himself 
15:40 - Two Truths and a Lie: SOTU Edition 
17:15 - Grandma Should Know If She Has An STD - Quest
19:30 - The only bipartisan moment: The Hockey Team 
20:45 - Presidential Medal of Freedom for a goalie? 
21:30 - Why the GOP energy is a "Truck Commercial" 
23:00 - "Sissy Boys" vs. Blue Collar men 
24:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18758594 Thu, 26 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1555 full false E292. America Wins Olympic Hockey Gold…Then Ruins It on Social Media - Dumpster Fire E292. America Wins Olympic Hockey Gold…Then Ruins It on Social Media - Dumpster Fire This weekend, American hockey did something that hasn’t happened in 46 years. The men’s team won Olympic gold. Beat Canada 2-1 in overtime. First time since the Miracle on Ice. And so obviously we managed to ruin it because America’s true national sport is tearing each other apart on social media.

0:00 - Introduction
3:44 - BRUNT
5:13 - Sprained My Eyes
16:37 - BON CHARGE
17:40 - Weather
18:08 - Parade of Morons
24:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> This weekend, American hockey did something that hasn’t happened in 46 years. The men’s team won Olympic gold. Beat Canada 2-1 in overtime. First time since the Miracle on Ice. And so obviously we managed to ruin it because America’s true national sport is tearing each other apart on social media.

0:00 - Introduction
3:44 - BRUNT
5:13 - Sprained My Eyes
16:37 - BON CHARGE
17:40 - Weather
18:08 - Parade of Morons
24:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & BON CHARGE 

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18743618 Tue, 24 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1574 full false E291. RFK Jr. Did Lines Off a Toilet Seat and Now He Runs American Health - Dumpster Fire E291. RFK Jr. Did Lines Off a Toilet Seat and Now He Runs American Health - Dumpster Fire MAHA is furious with MAGA today and Bridget whips out her RFK Jr. impression.

0:00 - Introduction
4:59 - Cowboy Colostrum
6:31 - This F*ckin Guy
14:39 - Quest
15:38 - Weather
16:11 - What Is Happening?
18:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> MAHA is furious with MAGA today and Bridget whips out her RFK Jr. impression.

0:00 - Introduction
4:59 - Cowboy Colostrum
6:31 - This F*ckin Guy
14:39 - Quest
15:38 - Weather
16:11 - What Is Happening?
18:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Thanks to our sponsor Cowboy Colostrum & Quest 

- Fix your gut, make your hair healthier and stronger, and add some glow to your skin in 2026 with Cowboy Colostrum. Head to https://cowboycolostrum/dumpster and use code DUMPSTER for 25% off 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18715488 Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1285 full false E290. Where Do You Fall On The Epstein Spectrum? - Dumpster Fire E290. Where Do You Fall On The Epstein Spectrum? - Dumpster Fire The Epstein files are like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of theory you’re going to get from someone. Everyone has a take on the Epstein files and Bridget is here to explain and analyze the Epstein Spectrum.

0:00 - Introduction
3:59 - Mud/Wtr
5:43 - The Epstein Spectrum Part 1
18:36 - Qualia
18:10 - Weather
18:38 - The Epstein Specturm Part 2
27:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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]]> The Epstein files are like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of theory you’re going to get from someone. Everyone has a take on the Epstein files and Bridget is here to explain and analyze the Epstein Spectrum.

0:00 - Introduction
3:59 - Mud/Wtr
5:43 - The Epstein Spectrum Part 1
18:36 - Qualia
18:10 - Weather
18:38 - The Epstein Specturm Part 2
27:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18703336 Tue, 17 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1753 full false E289. Is The Tide Turning On Trans? - Dumpster Fire E289. Is The Tide Turning On Trans? - Dumpster Fire Is the tide turning on trans? The battle for reality continues with mainstream media outlets ignoring biological reality and falsely attributing a school shooting in Canada to a female. Is everyone as sick of the trans debate as Bridget is?

0:00 - Introduction
5:37 - BlueChew Gold
6:51 - What Is Happening?
12:26 - Sheath
13:47 - Happy Birthday
14:43 - Weather
14:55 - Breaking Bridget
20:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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]]> Is the tide turning on trans? The battle for reality continues with mainstream media outlets ignoring biological reality and falsely attributing a school shooting in Canada to a female. Is everyone as sick of the trans debate as Bridget is?

0:00 - Introduction
5:37 - BlueChew Gold
6:51 - What Is Happening?
12:26 - Sheath
13:47 - Happy Birthday
14:43 - Weather
14:55 - Breaking Bridget
20:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BlueChew & Sheath 

- Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with promo code BRIDGET at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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]]> Buzzsprout-18672849 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1329 full false E288. They LIED About Fat Being Healthy - Dumpster Fire E288. They LIED About Fat Being Healthy - Dumpster Fire Bridget started a war on X over whether the idea that “fat is fit” was mainstream. She brings receipts. 

0:00 - Introduction
6:44 - American Financing
7:44 - Parade of Morons
18:16 - Caliber
19:36 - Parade of Morons Continues
22:06 - Weather
23:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> Bridget started a war on X over whether the idea that “fat is fit” was mainstream. She brings receipts. 

0:00 - Introduction
6:44 - American Financing
7:44 - Parade of Morons
18:16 - Caliber
19:36 - Parade of Morons Continues
22:06 - Weather
23:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18660244 Tue, 10 Feb 2026 21:00:00 -0600 1445 full false E287. Hard Working Americans Are Being ROBBED - Dumpster Fire E287. Hard Working Americans Are Being ROBBED - Dumpster Fire Insane amounts of fraud are being exposed all over the country. Commifornia is back doing Commiefornia shit. Karen Bass is under fire for allegedly “watering down” the Palisades fire report. Kamala is back being drunk and well, we aren’t really sure what’s she’s doing. And Gavin Newsom is lying about high speed rail again.

0:00 - Introduction
6:29 - Wild Alaskan
7:57 - Califraudia
16:33 - MASA Chips
18:03 - Weather
18:26 - Breaking Bridget
22:28 - The Internet Is Glorious


Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

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]]> Insane amounts of fraud are being exposed all over the country. Commifornia is back doing Commiefornia shit. Karen Bass is under fire for allegedly “watering down” the Palisades fire report. Kamala is back being drunk and well, we aren’t really sure what’s she’s doing. And Gavin Newsom is lying about high speed rail again.

0:00 - Introduction
6:29 - Wild Alaskan
7:57 - Califraudia
16:33 - MASA Chips
18:03 - Weather
18:26 - Breaking Bridget
22:28 - The Internet Is Glorious


Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18633366 Thu, 05 Feb 2026 21:00:00 -0600 1499 full false E286. Why Autistic Barbie Sparks MASSIVE Controversy - Mini Dumpster Fire E286. Why Autistic Barbie Sparks MASSIVE Controversy - Mini Dumpster Fire Mattel released its first autistic Barbie and people are mad because she's pretty. Would they rather she's an uggo? 

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> Mattel released its first autistic Barbie and people are mad because she's pretty. Would they rather she's an uggo? 

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18626670 Wed, 04 Feb 2026 21:00:00 -0600 519 full false E285. Conspiracy Theorists Were RIGHT About Everything - Dumpster Fire E285. Conspiracy Theorists Were RIGHT About Everything - Dumpster Fire I spent the weekend freebasing the Epstein Files. If the goal was to turn everyone in schizophrenics, congratulations, they succeeded.

0:00 - Introduction
5:13 - BRUNT
6:37 - Epstein Ran the World
21:17 - American Financing
22:25 - Weather
22:52 - There Are Pedos Everywhere
29:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> I spent the weekend freebasing the Epstein Files. If the goal was to turn everyone in schizophrenics, congratulations, they succeeded.

0:00 - Introduction
5:13 - BRUNT
6:37 - Epstein Ran the World
21:17 - American Financing
22:25 - Weather
22:52 - There Are Pedos Everywhere
29:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18621942 Tue, 03 Feb 2026 21:00:00 -0600 1824 full false E284. Unboxing Our 100k YouTube Award! - Dumpster Fire E284. Unboxing Our 100k YouTube Award! - Dumpster Fire Unboxing our 100k YouTube Award! We reminisce about the long slow road to 100k and the history of Dumpster Fire. 

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Unboxing our 100k YouTube Award! We reminisce about the long slow road to 100k and the history of Dumpster Fire. 

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Thanks to our sponsor Quest 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18588741 Thu, 29 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1551 full false E283. Is Minnesota Ground Zero for Civil War 2? - Dumpster Fire E283. Is Minnesota Ground Zero for Civil War 2? - Dumpster Fire Minnesota is apparently ground zero for the start of civil war 2. How many times must I ask you all to stop murdering so we can get back to jokes.

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9:06 - Cowboy Colostrum
10:43 - Living In A Dumpster Fire
15:44 - American Financing
16:46 - Weather
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23:21 - Phetasy News
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]]> Minnesota is apparently ground zero for the start of civil war 2. How many times must I ask you all to stop murdering so we can get back to jokes.

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9:06 - Cowboy Colostrum
10:43 - Living In A Dumpster Fire
15:44 - American Financing
16:46 - Weather
17:19 - Living In A Dumpster Fire Continued
23:21 - Phetasy News
24:52 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Cowboy Colostrum & American Financing 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18581990 Tue, 27 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1542 full false E282. Europe Is Garbage - Dumpster Fire E282. Europe Is Garbage - Dumpster Fire A little over a year ago, Trump was working at McDonald's and now he's speaking at Davos. The European mind can't comprehend that kind of hustle and upward mobility. 

0:00 - Introduction
3:56 - Qualia
5:27 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
13:45 - Quest
15:05 - Weather
15:32 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN AGAIN
21:24 - Phetasy News
22:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> A little over a year ago, Trump was working at McDonald's and now he's speaking at Davos. The European mind can't comprehend that kind of hustle and upward mobility. 

0:00 - Introduction
3:56 - Qualia
5:27 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
13:45 - Quest
15:05 - Weather
15:32 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN AGAIN
21:24 - Phetasy News
22:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18556209 Thu, 22 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1430 full false E281. Democrats Are Falling For Commie Propaganda - Dumpster Fire E281. Democrats Are Falling For Commie Propaganda - Dumpster Fire As anti-ICE protests rage on in Minneapolis following the death of Rene Good, former CNN anchor Don Lemon joined a mob of protestors as they flooded into a church during their Sunday service.

0:00 - Introduction
3:58 - American Financing
5:07 - Parade of Morons
19:39 - MASA Chips
20:56 - Weather
21:23 - Phetasy News
22:15 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

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]]> As anti-ICE protests rage on in Minneapolis following the death of Rene Good, former CNN anchor Don Lemon joined a mob of protestors as they flooded into a church during their Sunday service.

0:00 - Introduction
3:58 - American Financing
5:07 - Parade of Morons
19:39 - MASA Chips
20:56 - Weather
21:23 - Phetasy News
22:15 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18544352 Tue, 20 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1450 full false E280. Democrats Still Don’t Know What A Woman Is - Dumpster Fire E280. Democrats Still Don’t Know What A Woman Is - Dumpster Fire The supreme court has been hearing arguments about whether boys and girls are different from each other. A very important question that no one thought to ask for 300,000 years of human history. BECAUSE IT’S STUPID! 

0:00 - Introduction
2:30 - Blue Chew
3:43 - WOMEN!
14:15 - BON CHARGE
15:35 - Weather
16:09 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
22:12 - Phetasy News
23:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> The supreme court has been hearing arguments about whether boys and girls are different from each other. A very important question that no one thought to ask for 300,000 years of human history. BECAUSE IT’S STUPID! 

0:00 - Introduction
2:30 - Blue Chew
3:43 - WOMEN!
14:15 - BON CHARGE
15:35 - Weather
16:09 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18517169 Thu, 15 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1489 full false E279. Does Polymarket Engineer the Future? - Dumpster Fire E279. Does Polymarket Engineer the Future? - Dumpster Fire Americans are literally betting on everything these days. Polymarket pioneers girl gambling, and would you take a bet against Jesus?

0:00 - Introduction
2:59 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:15 - Capitalism Always Wins
9:23 - Quest
10:32 - Weather
11:14 - Capitalism Always Wins Cont’d
16:20 - Phetasy News
17:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

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]]> Americans are literally betting on everything these days. Polymarket pioneers girl gambling, and would you take a bet against Jesus?

0:00 - Introduction
2:59 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:15 - Capitalism Always Wins
9:23 - Quest
10:32 - Weather
11:14 - Capitalism Always Wins Cont’d
16:20 - Phetasy News
17:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18504816 Tue, 13 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1108 full false E278. Liberal Women Are Being Radicalized Online - Dumpster Fire E278. Liberal Women Are Being Radicalized Online - Dumpster Fire The Iran uprising and the ICE shooting. People who are truly fighting against a murderous and authoritarian regime and people who are LARPing that they are.

0:00 - Introduction
3:38 - Sheath Underwear
4:40 - Breaking Bridget
14:07 - BON CHARGE
15:20 - Weather
15:59 - Wrap Up
18:32 - Phetasy News
19:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> The Iran uprising and the ICE shooting. People who are truly fighting against a murderous and authoritarian regime and people who are LARPing that they are.

0:00 - Introduction
3:38 - Sheath Underwear
4:40 - Breaking Bridget
14:07 - BON CHARGE
15:20 - Weather
15:59 - Wrap Up
18:32 - Phetasy News
19:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18478180 Thu, 08 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1243 full false E277. Men Love War - Dumpster Fire E277. Men Love War - Dumpster Fire We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants. So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches! Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears. 

0:00 - Introduction
2:47 - MASA Chips
4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
11:54 - Qualia
13:26 - Weather
14:04 - Breaking Bridget
22:37 - Phetasy News
23:41 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

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]]> We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants. So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches! Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears. 

0:00 - Introduction
2:47 - MASA Chips
4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
11:54 - Qualia
13:26 - Weather
14:04 - Breaking Bridget
22:37 - Phetasy News
23:41 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18465993 Tue, 06 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 1511 full false E276. The Titanic Was An Inside Job - Dumpster Fire E276. The Titanic Was An Inside Job - Dumpster Fire It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

00:00 - Introduction
1:43 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb
4:57 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds
5:59 - BDE/RIP
6:43 - Get Rekt China
7:54 - Weather
8:04 - WOMEN!
8:53 - Dumpster Diving
10:25 - Breaking Bridget
13:15 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

00:00 - Introduction
1:43 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb
4:57 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds
5:59 - BDE/RIP
6:43 - Get Rekt China
7:54 - Weather
8:04 - WOMEN!
8:53 - Dumpster Diving
10:25 - Breaking Bridget
13:15 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18396287 Fri, 02 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0600 870 full false E275. Setting Yourself Up For Success In 2026 - Dumpster Fire E275. Setting Yourself Up For Success In 2026 - Dumpster Fire Bridget takes us through her New Year ritual, reviewing the last year and setting goals and intentions for the new one.

0:00 - Intro
2:05 - Phetasy
3:50 - End of Year Review
14:07 - Weather
14:41 - Intentions & Goals for 2026
31:47 - Phetasy News
32:31 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

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]]> Bridget takes us through her New Year ritual, reviewing the last year and setting goals and intentions for the new one.

0:00 - Intro
2:05 - Phetasy
3:50 - End of Year Review
14:07 - Weather
14:41 - Intentions & Goals for 2026
31:47 - Phetasy News
32:31 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18432748 Tue, 30 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 2037 full false E274. There's Lead In The Aqueducts - Dumpster Fire E274. There's Lead In The Aqueducts - Dumpster Fire It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

00:00 - Introduction
3:34 - RIP
6:34 - Parade of Morons
8:47 - BDE
10:20 - Get Rekt Big Tech
11:50 - Conspiracy Corner w/Sammy Fn'F
14:08 - Get Rekt China
15:18 - Weather
15:41 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
15:57 - Breaking Bridget
18:03 - The Internet is Glorious
19:00 - Phetasy News

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

00:00 - Introduction
3:34 - RIP
6:34 - Parade of Morons
8:47 - BDE
10:20 - Get Rekt Big Tech
11:50 - Conspiracy Corner w/Sammy Fn'F
14:08 - Get Rekt China
15:18 - Weather
15:41 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
15:57 - Breaking Bridget
18:03 - The Internet is Glorious
19:00 - Phetasy News

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18395029 Fri, 26 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1325 full false E273. Hidden Dumpster Gems - Dumpster Fire E273. Hidden Dumpster Gems - Dumpster Fire Bridget’s favorite things from 2025, including cookbooks, shows, magazines and media.

0:00 - Introduction
1:27 - Phetasy
4:06 - Cookbooks
10:01 - Weather
10:35 - Everything Else
19:08 - Phetasy News
19:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Around Our Table - https://amzn.to/3LgA5EU 

Good Things - https://bit.ly/49rjQxZ 

Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat - https://bit.ly/3LccZ2h 

Tahini Baby - https://bit.ly/3MJDDjA 

The Dark Queen - https://bit.ly/DF-DarkQueen 

Pluribus - https://apple.co/4sb3npb 

Cheers - https://bit.ly/DF-Cheers 

Lord of The Rings - https://bit.ly/DF-LOTR 

The Creative Act - https://amzn.to/4sc69dD 

Tablet Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-TabletMag 

County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway 

Neon Hippie - https://bit.ly/DF-NeonHippie ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Bridget’s favorite things from 2025, including cookbooks, shows, magazines and media.

0:00 - Introduction
1:27 - Phetasy
4:06 - Cookbooks
10:01 - Weather
10:35 - Everything Else
19:08 - Phetasy News
19:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe 

Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

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Around Our Table - https://amzn.to/3LgA5EU 

Good Things - https://bit.ly/49rjQxZ 

Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat - https://bit.ly/3LccZ2h 

Tahini Baby - https://bit.ly/3MJDDjA 

The Dark Queen - https://bit.ly/DF-DarkQueen 

Pluribus - https://apple.co/4sb3npb 

Cheers - https://bit.ly/DF-Cheers 

Lord of The Rings - https://bit.ly/DF-LOTR 

The Creative Act - https://amzn.to/4sc69dD 

Tablet Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-TabletMag 

County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway 

Neon Hippie - https://bit.ly/DF-NeonHippie ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18409345 Tue, 23 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1267 full false E272. 2025 Wrap Up with Dave Landau - Dumpster World E272. 2025 Wrap Up with Dave Landau - Dumpster World Comedian Dave Landau joins Bridget to review notable events of 2025 and share their predictions for 2026. It's a Dumpster Fire/Normal World crossover henceforth to be known as Dumpster World

0:00 Introduction
1:58 - Quest
3:18 - 2025 Year In Review
21:15 - Caliber
22:26 - Weather
23:02 - Predictions for 2026
34:10 - Phetasy News
35:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Comedian Dave Landau joins Bridget to review notable events of 2025 and share their predictions for 2026. It's a Dumpster Fire/Normal World crossover henceforth to be known as Dumpster World

0:00 Introduction
1:58 - Quest
3:18 - 2025 Year In Review
21:15 - Caliber
22:26 - Weather
23:02 - Predictions for 2026
34:10 - Phetasy News
35:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - caliberstrong.com/phetasy 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18389771 Fri, 19 Dec 2025 21:00:00 -0600 2181 full false E271. Trump Has Trump Derangement Syndrome - Dumpster Fire E271. Trump Has Trump Derangement Syndrome - Dumpster Fire No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.

0:00 - Introduction
2:50 - BON CHARGE
4:10 - Narcissism on Fire
12:54 - Sheath
14:05 - Weather
14:45 - RIP
23:36 - Phetasy News
25:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Sheath 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.

0:00 - Introduction
2:50 - BON CHARGE
4:10 - Narcissism on Fire
12:54 - Sheath
14:05 - Weather
14:45 - RIP
23:36 - Phetasy News
25:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Sheath 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18368649 Tue, 16 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1592 full false Surreal World 47: How It Started, How’s It’s Going - Dumpster Fire Surreal World 47: How It Started, How’s It’s Going - Dumpster Fire This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC!

0:00 - Introduction
2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 1
9:18 - Qualia
10:53 - Weather
11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 2
21:17 - Phetasy News
21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Wild Alaskan Company & Qualia 

Not all fish are the same! Get seafood you can trust. Go to wildalaskan.com/BRIDGET for $35 off your first box of premium, wild-caught seafood - https://bit.ly/DF-WildAlaskan 

Try Qualia Stem for up to 50% off at qualialife.com/DUMPSTER and use the code DUMPSTER for an additional 15% off your order - https://bit.ly/DF-Qualia 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC!

0:00 - Introduction
2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 1
9:18 - Qualia
10:53 - Weather
11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 2
21:17 - Phetasy News
21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Wild Alaskan Company & Qualia 

Not all fish are the same! Get seafood you can trust. Go to wildalaskan.com/BRIDGET for $35 off your first box of premium, wild-caught seafood - https://bit.ly/DF-WildAlaskan 

Try Qualia Stem for up to 50% off at qualialife.com/DUMPSTER and use the code DUMPSTER for an additional 15% off your order - https://bit.ly/DF-Qualia 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18346478 Fri, 12 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1396 full false E269. It's The End of The World As We Know It - Dumpster Fire E269. It's The End of The World As We Know It - Dumpster Fire Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad. 

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Quest
3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life
12:37 - The Perfect Jean
13:49 - Weather
14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid
23:15 - Phetasy News
24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & The Perfect Jean 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad. 

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Quest
3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life
12:37 - The Perfect Jean
13:49 - Weather
14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid
23:15 - Phetasy News
24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & The Perfect Jean 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18328572 Tue, 09 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1534 full false E268. Black Mirror Gift Guide - Dumpster Fire E268. Black Mirror Gift Guide - Dumpster Fire All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode.

0:00 - Introduction
1:43 - BRUNT
3:20 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 1
14:20 - Sheath
15:40 - Weather
16:11 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 2
23:36 - Phetasy News
24:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Sheath 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode.

0:00 - Introduction
1:43 - BRUNT
3:20 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 1
14:20 - Sheath
15:40 - Weather
16:11 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 2
23:36 - Phetasy News
24:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Sheath 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18308170 Fri, 05 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1558 full false E267 - Is AI Making Us Dumber? - Dumpster Fire E267 - Is AI Making Us Dumber? - Dumpster Fire Happy birthday to ChatGPT, an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the different AI platforms. Kim Kardashian was the OG OnlyFan, AI psychosis is getting crazy, and Uncle Ted was right about everything.

0:00 - Introduction
3:15 - Quest
5:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:12 - BON CHARGE
15:40 - Weather
16:05 - This F*ckin Guy
22:07 - Phetasy News
23:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & BON CHARGE 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 


]]> Happy birthday to ChatGPT, an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the different AI platforms. Kim Kardashian was the OG OnlyFan, AI psychosis is getting crazy, and Uncle Ted was right about everything.

0:00 - Introduction
3:15 - Quest
5:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:12 - BON CHARGE
15:40 - Weather
16:05 - This F*ckin Guy
22:07 - Phetasy News
23:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & BON CHARGE 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 


]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18289766 Tue, 02 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1600 full false E266. Fake Americans Are Destroying America - Dumpster Fire E266. Fake Americans Are Destroying America - Dumpster Fire This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise. 

0:00 - Fake Americans Part 1
4:38 - New Phetasy Merch!
5:30 - Stopbox
7:28 - Fake Americans Part 2
14:31 - The Perfect Jean
15:41 - Weather
16:20 - Fake Americans Part 3
24:32 - Phetasy News
26:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & The Perfect Jean 

- Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

 For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise. 

0:00 - Fake Americans Part 1
4:38 - New Phetasy Merch!
5:30 - Stopbox
7:28 - Fake Americans Part 2
14:31 - The Perfect Jean
15:41 - Weather
16:20 - Fake Americans Part 3
24:32 - Phetasy News
26:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & The Perfect Jean 

- Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

 For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18255280 Tue, 25 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1664 full false E265. Advice From A Human Dumpster Fire E265. Advice From A Human Dumpster Fire Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount. 

0:00 - Introduction
6:00 - Qualia
7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its
16:47 - Quest
18:01 - Weather
18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life
29:02 - Phetasy News
30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get the Caliber Holiday Success Plan sheet here: https://bit.ly/DF-CaliberHolidaySheet 

Check out Caliber for help getting into a workout routine - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber free, if would like top tier training, sign up get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/phetasy 

Get your Release The Files t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest 

- Take control of your cellular health today. Go to https://qualialife.com/DUMPSTER to get 50% off and save an extra 15% with the code DUMPSTER.

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount. 

0:00 - Introduction
6:00 - Qualia
7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its
16:47 - Quest
18:01 - Weather
18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life
29:02 - Phetasy News
30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get the Caliber Holiday Success Plan sheet here: https://bit.ly/DF-CaliberHolidaySheet 

Check out Caliber for help getting into a workout routine - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber free, if would like top tier training, sign up get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/phetasy 

Get your Release The Files t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest 

- Take control of your cellular health today. Go to https://qualialife.com/DUMPSTER to get 50% off and save an extra 15% with the code DUMPSTER.

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18233431 Fri, 21 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1952 full false E264. The Billion-Dollar Pickup Line - Dumpster Fire E264. The Billion-Dollar Pickup Line - Dumpster Fire Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”.

0:00 - Introduction
5:08 - StopBox
7:11 - Okay, Boomer
16:57 - BON CHARGE
18:29 - Weather
19:12 - Sprained My Eyes
24:24 - Phetasy News
26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & BON CHARGE 

- Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”.

0:00 - Introduction
5:08 - StopBox
7:11 - Okay, Boomer
16:57 - BON CHARGE
18:29 - Weather
19:12 - Sprained My Eyes
24:24 - Phetasy News
26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & BON CHARGE 

- Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18215239 Tue, 18 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1767 full false E263. A Nickel For Your Thoughts About Epstein - Dumpster Fire E263. A Nickel For Your Thoughts About Epstein - Dumpster Fire RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest.

0:00 - RIP
3:00 - Quest
4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
14:47 - Sheath
16:25 - Weather
16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life
23:06 - Phetasy News
25:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest.

0:00 - RIP
3:00 - Quest
4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
14:47 - Sheath
16:25 - Weather
16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life
23:06 - Phetasy News
25:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18193755 Fri, 14 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1603 full false E262. Democrats Have A Fake News Problem - Dumpster Fire E262. Democrats Have A Fake News Problem - Dumpster Fire The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down.

0:00 - Introduction
2:26 - BRUNT
3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
9:17 - The Perfect Jean
10:28 - Weather
10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN
23:50 - Phetasy News
24:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & The Perfect Jean 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down.

0:00 - Introduction
2:26 - BRUNT
3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
9:17 - The Perfect Jean
10:28 - Weather
10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN
23:50 - Phetasy News
24:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & The Perfect Jean 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18175101 Tue, 11 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1589 full false E261. Democrats Have A Socialism Problem - Dumpster Fire E261. Democrats Have A Socialism Problem - Dumpster Fire The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’re making it out to be? Plus, money is broken, along with everything else. 

0:00 - Introduction
3:40 - Quest
5:11 - These F*ckin' Guys
12:08 - Sheath
13:17 - Weather
13:58 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real
23:46 - Phetasy News
24:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

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]]> The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’re making it out to be? Plus, money is broken, along with everything else. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18152894 Fri, 07 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1563 full false E260. You'll Be SHOCKED How AI Solved Climate Change - Dumpster Fire E260. You'll Be SHOCKED How AI Solved Climate Change - Dumpster Fire Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose? 

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]]> Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose? 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18135530 Tue, 04 Nov 2025 20:00:00 -0600 1516 full false E259. Democrats Have A Crazy Woman Problem - Dumpster Fire E259. Democrats Have A Crazy Woman Problem - Dumpster Fire Get $200 off your CovePure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure Crazy women are everywhere, but today we focus on the crazy women driving men away from the Democratic party - Jennifer Welch & AOC

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1:11 - CovePure
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12:07 - Bridget's Mexican Weather Report
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]]> Get $200 off your CovePure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure Crazy women are everywhere, but today we focus on the crazy women driving men away from the Democratic party - Jennifer Welch & AOC

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1:11 - CovePure
2:44 - WOMEN!
12:07 - Bridget's Mexican Weather Report
13:37 - WOMEN! Continued
20:13 - Phetasy News
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18113619 Fri, 31 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1367 full false E258. Democrats Have A Commie Problem - Dumpster Fire E258. Democrats Have A Commie Problem - Dumpster Fire Hamilton is to blame for what’s happening in NYC, Gavin Newsom’s new nickname is Wonderbread and maybe Trump’s new ballroom will be the scene of his ultimate coronation.

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2:08 - Tax The Rich
15:40 - Sheath
16:56 - Weather
17:26 - This F*ckin Guy
23:20 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
25:39 - Phetasy News
26:27 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> Hamilton is to blame for what’s happening in NYC, Gavin Newsom’s new nickname is Wonderbread and maybe Trump’s new ballroom will be the scene of his ultimate coronation.

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2:08 - Tax The Rich
15:40 - Sheath
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25:39 - Phetasy News
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18093769 Tue, 28 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1678 full false E257. Democrats Try To Fix Their Man Problem - Dumpster Fire E257. Democrats Try To Fix Their Man Problem - Dumpster Fire The Democrats think a Nazi will solve their man problem, with Graham Platner's explanation of his tattoo and the AWS shutdown proves a lot of Americans are still rich.

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22:01 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> The Democrats think a Nazi will solve their man problem, with Graham Platner's explanation of his tattoo and the AWS shutdown proves a lot of Americans are still rich.

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22:01 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18071412 Fri, 24 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1398 full false E256. Democrats Have A No King Problem - Dumpster Fire E256. Democrats Have A No King Problem - Dumpster Fire No Kings Protests, AI Trump dumping sh*t all over them, crown jewels stolen and the UN making a mockery of WOMEN!

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]]> No Kings Protests, AI Trump dumping sh*t all over them, crown jewels stolen and the UN making a mockery of WOMEN!

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18053764 Tue, 21 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1970 full false E255. Cancel Culture In The Group Chat - Dumpster Fire E255. Cancel Culture In The Group Chat - Dumpster Fire Trust no one in your group chat, nothing is sacred anymore. 

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7:19 - BON CHARGE
8:22 - Weather
8:40 - Parade of Morons Cont'd
23:48 - Sheath
25:01 - Phetasy News
25:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> Trust no one in your group chat, nothing is sacred anymore. 

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7:19 - BON CHARGE
8:22 - Weather
8:40 - Parade of Morons Cont'd
23:48 - Sheath
25:01 - Phetasy News
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18036519 Sun, 19 Oct 2025 10:00:00 -0500 1670 full false E254. The Left Side of History - Dumpster Fire E254. The Left Side of History - Dumpster Fire "Literally Hitler" just negotiated the release of 20 Israeli hostages and brought peace to the Middle East, but people are still protesting things in Portland. And 5 dudes play in a women's volleyball game. 

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11:27 - Quest
12:55 - Weather
13:23 - Parade of Morons
18:18 - Caliber
19:35 - WOMEN!
21:17 - Phetasy News
22:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> "Literally Hitler" just negotiated the release of 20 Israeli hostages and brought peace to the Middle East, but people are still protesting things in Portland. And 5 dudes play in a women's volleyball game. 

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11:27 - Quest
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-18018054 Wed, 15 Oct 2025 16:00:00 -0500 1388 full false E253. What Happened To Gen Z? - Dumpster Fire E253. What Happened To Gen Z? - Dumpster Fire Bridget talks about why Gen Z should be drinking more and then in a 180 discusses her own sobriety.

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12:25 - Quest
13:29 - Weather
14:07 - Sobriety
26:42 - Phetasy News 
27:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

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]]> Bridget talks about why Gen Z should be drinking more and then in a 180 discusses her own sobriety.

0:00 - Gen Z Discovers
12:25 - Quest
13:29 - Weather
14:07 - Sobriety
26:42 - Phetasy News 
27:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17991692 Fri, 10 Oct 2025 21:00:00 -0500 1747 full false E252. Revenge Is A Dish Best Served with $150 Million - Dumpster Fire E252. Revenge Is A Dish Best Served with $150 Million - Dumpster Fire Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a room full of generals.

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2:09 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
11:46 - BON CHARGE
12:50 - Weather
13:27 - Parades of Morons
20:26 - BRUNT
21:37 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real
24:41 - Phetasy News
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Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

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]]> Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a room full of generals.

0:00 - Introduction
2:09 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
11:46 - BON CHARGE
12:50 - Weather
13:27 - Parades of Morons
20:26 - BRUNT
21:37 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real
24:41 - Phetasy News
25:37 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17974466 Tue, 07 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1698 full false E251. The Left Can't Meme - Dumpster Fire E251. The Left Can't Meme - Dumpster Fire The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left can’t meme. Harvard hires drag queen LaWhore Vagistan as a visiting professor and Kim Jong Un wants to throw ladies in prison camps for getting fake t*ts.

0:00 - Introduction
1:39 - The Left Can't Meme
13:17 - Füm
14:45 - Weather
15:24 - Dumpster Diving
20:35 - Quest
21:43 - Dumpster Diving Continued
24:10 - Phetasy News
25:36 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left can’t meme. Harvard hires drag queen LaWhore Vagistan as a visiting professor and Kim Jong Un wants to throw ladies in prison camps for getting fake t*ts.

0:00 - Introduction
1:39 - The Left Can't Meme
13:17 - Füm
14:45 - Weather
15:24 - Dumpster Diving
20:35 - Quest
21:43 - Dumpster Diving Continued
24:10 - Phetasy News
25:36 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17953696 Fri, 03 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1658 full false E250. JK Rowling Has Had Enough - Dumpster Fire E250. JK Rowling Has Had Enough - Dumpster Fire The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway. 

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:24 - What Is Happening?
9:03 - BON CHARGE
10:22 - Weather
11:07 - WOMEN!
18:52 - Quest 
20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life
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24:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway. 

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:24 - What Is Happening?
9:03 - BON CHARGE
10:22 - Weather
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18:52 - Quest 
20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life
22:54 - Phetasy News
24:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17935901 Fri, 03 Oct 2025 18:00:00 -0500 1624 full false E249. Everything Is So Gay - Dumpster Fire E249. Everything Is So Gay - Dumpster Fire Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, a Tylenol-American, has her hopes for liberating Palestine dashed by having a gay man aboard her boat.

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
2:55 - Get Rekt Big Tech
10:12 - Qualia
11:34 - Weather
12:07 - F*ck Around & Find Out
18:46 - Blue Chew
20:01 - Flotilla of Morons
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]]> Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, a Tylenol-American, has her hopes for liberating Palestine dashed by having a gay man aboard her boat.

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1:48 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
2:55 - Get Rekt Big Tech
10:12 - Qualia
11:34 - Weather
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18:46 - Blue Chew
20:01 - Flotilla of Morons
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17913406 Fri, 26 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1720 full false E248. Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Was A REVIVAL - Dumpster Fire E248. Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Was A REVIVAL - Dumpster Fire More than 100 million people took part in a tent revival for Charlie Kirk's memorial. Trump can never help himself, Erika Kirk steps into her stardom, Tucker hates “hummus-eaters” and Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back. 

0:00 - RIP
10:55 - The Perfect Jean
12:15 - Weather
12:50 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
16:43 - This F*ckin Guy
20:17 - Sheath
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]]> More than 100 million people took part in a tent revival for Charlie Kirk's memorial. Trump can never help himself, Erika Kirk steps into her stardom, Tucker hates “hummus-eaters” and Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back. 

0:00 - RIP
10:55 - The Perfect Jean
12:15 - Weather
12:50 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
16:43 - This F*ckin Guy
20:17 - Sheath
21:33 - Sprained My Eyes
22:54 - Phetasy News
23:29 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17895696 Tue, 23 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1519 full false E247. Democrats Try And Shift The Blame - Dumpster Fire E247. Democrats Try And Shift The Blame - Dumpster Fire The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discovers overthrowing their government, and the George Floyd/Charlie Kirk birthday synchronicity is too weird to ignore.

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]]> The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discovers overthrowing their government, and the George Floyd/Charlie Kirk birthday synchronicity is too weird to ignore.

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17875069 Fri, 19 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1528 full false E246. Democrats Have A Political Violence Problem - Dumpster Fire E246. Democrats Have A Political Violence Problem - Dumpster Fire Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought. 

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]]> Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought. 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17857070 Tue, 16 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1475 full false E245. Gen Z Doesn't Get the 90s - Dumpster Fire E245. Gen Z Doesn't Get the 90s - Dumpster Fire We’re goin’ back to the 90s again to discuss a perfect movie - Dazed & Confused, and why kids today simply do not understand what life was like before the internet.

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]]> We’re goin’ back to the 90s again to discuss a perfect movie - Dazed & Confused, and why kids today simply do not understand what life was like before the internet.

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13:44 - Sheath
14:55 - Weather
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17818208 Tue, 09 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1605 full false E244. Britain Has A Free Speech Problem - Dumpster Fire E244. Britain Has A Free Speech Problem - Dumpster Fire Comedians are being arrested for tweeting jokes, Malcom Glawell admits he was a coward and Putin and Xi are probably harvesting organs in order to achieve immortality. It’s a full dumpster fire today and Bridget’s feeling feisty.

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]]> Comedians are being arrested for tweeting jokes, Malcom Glawell admits he was a coward and Putin and Xi are probably harvesting organs in order to achieve immortality. It’s a full dumpster fire today and Bridget’s feeling feisty.

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7:31 - Quest
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17797883 Fri, 05 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1614 full false E243. Democrats Have A Trump’s Not Dead Problem - Dumpster Fire E243. Democrats Have A Trump’s Not Dead Problem - Dumpster Fire “Trump Is Dead” was trending all weekend, Bridget explores the conspiracy theories, and Greta is sailing to Gaza. Again.

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15:18 - BON CHARGE
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]]> “Trump Is Dead” was trending all weekend, Bridget explores the conspiracy theories, and Greta is sailing to Gaza. Again.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
15:18 - BON CHARGE
16:36 - Weather
17:15 - Flotilla of Morons
20:00 - Blue Chew
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23:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get Dave Landau's book - Party of One: A Fuzzy Memoir - https://amzn.to/3I4OuSW See Dave's tour dates - https://bit.ly/DF-LandauSite 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17776863 Tue, 02 Sep 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1549 full false E242. America Has An Anti-Science Problem - Dumpster Fire E242. America Has An Anti-Science Problem - Dumpster Fire Who’s more nuts? RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine? Why are these our options for public health officials? Cracker Barrel caves and Taylor Swift is finally happy so she’ll probably never write another good song. 

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]]> Who’s more nuts? RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine? Why are these our options for public health officials? Cracker Barrel caves and Taylor Swift is finally happy so she’ll probably never write another good song. 

0:00 - These F*ckin Guys
9:44 - Quest
10:58 - Weather
11:33 - Never Anti-Woke Enough
15:36 - Sheath
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19:56 - Phetasy News
20:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch
Designs are available on the front and the back!

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17757764 Fri, 29 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1313 full false E241. Democrats Have A Language Police Problem - Dumpster Fire E241. Democrats Have A Language Police Problem - Dumpster Fire Democrat think tank Third Way released a memo addressing how disconnected Democrats are from the average person with a lot of their language. Watch out, the language police are reversing course and have started policing the language they invented to confuse us all, in an effort to reconnect with normies. 

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15:38 - Dumpster Fire's Always Right
24:10 - Quest
25:24 - Phetasy News
29:33 - The Internet Is Glorious

Read the "Was It Something I Said" memo - https://www.thirdway.org/memo/was-it-something-i-said 

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]]> Democrat think tank Third Way released a memo addressing how disconnected Democrats are from the average person with a lot of their language. Watch out, the language police are reversing course and have started policing the language they invented to confuse us all, in an effort to reconnect with normies. 

0:00 - Beyond Parody
14:12 - Blue Chew
15:11 - Weather
15:38 - Dumpster Fire's Always Right
24:10 - Quest
25:24 - Phetasy News
29:33 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17739580 Tue, 26 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1972 full false E240. Democrats Have A Troll Problem - Dumpster Fire E240. Democrats Have A Troll Problem - Dumpster Fire Gavin Newsom is attempting to out-troll the OG Troll-In-Chief, Bridget breaks down why it isn't working. Plus, why the Cracker Barrel rebrand is Commie nonsense. 

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]]> Gavin Newsom is attempting to out-troll the OG Troll-In-Chief, Bridget breaks down why it isn't working. Plus, why the Cracker Barrel rebrand is Commie nonsense. 

0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy
10:46 - BRUNT
12:12 - Weather
12:41 - F*ck Around & Find Out
18:11 - Sheath
19:26 - Troll-In-Chief
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17718976 Fri, 22 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1431 full false E239. Finally A Reason To Tune Into The WNBA - Dumpster Fire E239. Finally A Reason To Tune Into The WNBA - Dumpster Fire There’s so much going on in the world but we’ve decided to focus on two stories that matter most to Dumpster Fire - The WNBA dildo-gate and Jim Acosta's creepy AI interview of a dead child.

0:00 - Beyond Parody
7:41 - The Perfect Jean
9:09 - Weather
9:39 - Siri, Please Take My Life
15:58 - BON CHARGE
17:22 - Hitting the 100,000 Subscriber Goal
20:45 - Phetasy News
21:27 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> There’s so much going on in the world but we’ve decided to focus on two stories that matter most to Dumpster Fire - The WNBA dildo-gate and Jim Acosta's creepy AI interview of a dead child.

0:00 - Beyond Parody
7:41 - The Perfect Jean
9:09 - Weather
9:39 - Siri, Please Take My Life
15:58 - BON CHARGE
17:22 - Hitting the 100,000 Subscriber Goal
20:45 - Phetasy News
21:27 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17701453 Tue, 19 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1460 full false 90s Movies That Taught Me The Wrong Lesson About Men - Dumpster Fire 90s Movies That Taught Me The Wrong Lesson About Men - Dumpster Fire Bridget analyzes Pretty Woman, Reality Bites & Dangerous Beauty as 3 of the 90s movies that taught her all the wrong lessons about men. 

0:00 - Pretty Woman
6:42 - Quest
8:00 - Weather
8:25 - Reality Bites
15:14 - Dangerous Beauty
Phetasy News
The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> Bridget analyzes Pretty Woman, Reality Bites & Dangerous Beauty as 3 of the 90s movies that taught her all the wrong lessons about men. 

0:00 - Pretty Woman
6:42 - Quest
8:00 - Weather
8:25 - Reality Bites
15:14 - Dangerous Beauty
Phetasy News
The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17662065 Tue, 12 Aug 2025 21:00:00 -0500 1484 full false E237. Beauty & The Beast Is A Dumpster Fire E237. Beauty & The Beast Is A Dumpster Fire Stans of the 1991 animated Beauty & The Beast movie won't want to hear this, but Bridget tears apart the plot holes, theorizes on the dark history of what happened to the Beast's parents and analyzes the terrible lessons this movie teaches kids.

0:00 - What Is Happening?
13:14 - Caliber
14:33 - Weather
14:59 - Dumpster Diving
22:46 - Phetasy News
23:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> Stans of the 1991 animated Beauty & The Beast movie won't want to hear this, but Bridget tears apart the plot holes, theorizes on the dark history of what happened to the Beast's parents and analyzes the terrible lessons this movie teaches kids.

0:00 - What Is Happening?
13:14 - Caliber
14:33 - Weather
14:59 - Dumpster Diving
22:46 - Phetasy News
23:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17620760 Tue, 05 Aug 2025 21:00:00 -0500 1480 full false E236. Democrats Have A Man Problem Part 245 - Dumpster Fire E236. Democrats Have A Man Problem Part 245 - Dumpster Fire The Sydney Sweeney news cycle is the gift that keeps on giving. 

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes
13:18 - BON CHARGE 
14:30 - Weather
14:59 - Beyond Parody
17:25 - Phetasy News
17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> The Sydney Sweeney news cycle is the gift that keeps on giving. 

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes
13:18 - BON CHARGE 
14:30 - Weather
14:59 - Beyond Parody
17:25 - Phetasy News
17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17598042 Fri, 01 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1208 full false E235. Sydney Sweeney EXPOSES HERSELF To Feminists - Dumpster Fire E235. Sydney Sweeney EXPOSES HERSELF To Feminists - Dumpster Fire People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.” 

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes
10:49 - Quest
12:10 - Weather
12:34 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:24 - Qualia
20:43 - Phetasy News
21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/30 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

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]]> People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.” 

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes
10:49 - Quest
12:10 - Weather
12:34 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:24 - Qualia
20:43 - Phetasy News
21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17584885 Tue, 29 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1389 full false E234. Where Does South Park Go From Here? - Dumpster Fire E234. Where Does South Park Go From Here? - Dumpster Fire New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here. 

0:00 - Proof We're Living In A South Park
13:23 - BON CHARGE
14:26 - Weather
14:57 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:40 - Sheath
20:52 - RIP
22:26 - Phetasy News
23:54 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here. 

0:00 - Proof We're Living In A South Park
13:23 - BON CHARGE
14:26 - Weather
14:57 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:40 - Sheath
20:52 - RIP
22:26 - Phetasy News
23:54 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17565120 Fri, 25 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1521 full false E233. Democrats Have A Late Night Problem - Dumpster Fire E233. Democrats Have A Late Night Problem - Dumpster Fire Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire.

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]]> Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire.

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13:35 - BlueChew
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17548778 Tue, 22 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1449 full false E232. Democrats Have A Coldplay Problem - Dumpster Fire E232. Democrats Have A Coldplay Problem - Dumpster Fire The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters. 

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]]> The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17528086 Fri, 18 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1534 full false E231. Democrats Have An Entitlement Problem - Dumpster Fire E231. Democrats Have An Entitlement Problem - Dumpster Fire State Department employees discover what every normie working a job has always known - layoffs come with the territory. Elmo goes full Kanye on Twitter, but Bridget sees it as a white pill moment. 

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9:17 - goPure
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]]> State Department employees discover what every normie working a job has always known - layoffs come with the territory. Elmo goes full Kanye on Twitter, but Bridget sees it as a white pill moment. 

0:00 - Parade of Morons
9:17 - goPure
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11:01 - Sprained My Eyes
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17512165 Tue, 15 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1324 full false E230. AI Is Trolling Us - Dumpster Fire E230. AI Is Trolling Us - Dumpster Fire Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans? 

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]]> Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans? 

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8:23 - BON CHARGE 
9:39 - Weather
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17492119 Fri, 11 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1195 full false E229. Democrats Have A Politically Homeless Problem - Dumpster Fire E229. Democrats Have A Politically Homeless Problem - Dumpster Fire The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget.

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]]> The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget.

0:00 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
14:46 - BRUNT
16:12 - Weather
16:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
22:21 - Sheath
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17474030 Tue, 08 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1590 full false E228. Democrats Have A Dead Internet Problem - Dumpster Fire E228. Democrats Have A Dead Internet Problem - Dumpster Fire The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming. 

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14:57 - goPure
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17:05 - Siri, Please Take My Life Again
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]]> The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming. 

0:00 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:57 - goPure
16:35 - Weather
17:05 - Siri, Please Take My Life Again
24:04 - Phetasy News
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17434218 Tue, 01 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1590 full false E227. Democrats Have A Daddy Problem - Dumpster Fire E227. Democrats Have A Daddy Problem - Dumpster Fire Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious.

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16:05 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
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]]> Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious.

0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy
14:14 - Quest
15:29 - Weather
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17411789 Fri, 27 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1487 full false E226. Democrats Have A Demon Problem - Dumpster Fire E226. Democrats Have A Demon Problem - Dumpster Fire The Supreme Court protects children, Tucker Carlson battles demons, and Trump bombs Iran. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17393706 Tue, 24 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1706 full false E225. Democrats Have A Marketing Problem - Dumpster Fire E225. Democrats Have A Marketing Problem - Dumpster Fire Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto.

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17371478 Fri, 20 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1309 full false E224. Democrats Have A Parade Problem - Dumpster Fire E224. Democrats Have A Parade Problem - Dumpster Fire Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.

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3:09 - Parades of Morons
13:27 - The Perfect Jean
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]]> Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.

0:00 - Intro
2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:09 - Parades of Morons
13:27 - The Perfect Jean
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17355595 Tue, 17 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1429 full false E223. Democrats Have A SoyBoy Problem - Dumpster Fire E223. Democrats Have A SoyBoy Problem - Dumpster Fire In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life. 

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9:10 - goPure
10:19 - Weather
10:45 - Commiefornia
15:38 - BON CHARGE
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]]> In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life. 

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9:10 - goPure
10:19 - Weather
10:45 - Commiefornia
15:38 - BON CHARGE
16:42 - Dumpster Fire Updates
22:01 - RIP
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17333739 Fri, 13 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1570 full false E222. Democrats Have a Riot Problem - Dumpster Fire E222. Democrats Have a Riot Problem - Dumpster Fire LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves.

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21:52 - Hillsdale College
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]]> LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves.

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17316322 Tue, 10 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1877 full false E221. The Trump Elon Breakup - Who gets America in the divorce? - Dumpster Fire E221. The Trump Elon Breakup - Who gets America in the divorce? - Dumpster Fire Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn.

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]]> Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn.

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17295072 Fri, 06 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1280 full false E220. Women Will Do Anything For Attention E220. Women Will Do Anything For Attention The controversy around boxer Imane Khelif’s Olympic gold continues, Greta Thunberg and the Gang sail to Gaza. 

0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty
9:40 - Quest
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11:49 - Flotilla of Morons
17:05 - Sheath
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17277661 Tue, 03 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1345 full false Elon Finds Out What Americans Already Know Elon Finds Out What Americans Already Know Elon leaves DOGE and Bridget revises his status as her nemesis. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17256370 Fri, 30 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1379 full false E218. The Democrat Man Problem Gets Worse E218. The Democrat Man Problem Gets Worse The Democrats still have a man problem, and now they’re holding group therapy sessions, talking about their feelings and obsessing about the men who don’t like them.

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17237318 Tue, 27 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1430 full false E217. Ginger Is The New Black | Ozempic Eats Weight Watchers | Kanye Quits Antisemitism E217. Ginger Is The New Black | Ozempic Eats Weight Watchers | Kanye Quits Antisemitism Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business. Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track. Gingers are embraced by the Black community. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17217930 Fri, 23 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1148 full false E216 - A Cover Up of A Cover Up of A Cover Up | Also, Epstein Killed Himself? E216 - A Cover Up of A Cover Up of A Cover Up | Also, Epstein Killed Himself? Conspiracy theories abound with Joe Biden's cancer announcement combined with Dan Bongino and Kash Patel claiming they have seen the proof that Epstein did in fact kill himself. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17199978 Tue, 20 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1358 full false Hitler Would Have Banned Kanye, Too Hitler Would Have Banned Kanye, Too The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark. 

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]]> The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17178088 Fri, 16 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1093 full false The Government Wants to Ban Mexican Weather Ladies | New Censorship Bill The Government Wants to Ban Mexican Weather Ladies | New Censorship Bill The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"? 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17155352 Tue, 13 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 964 full false Rioters DESTROY Universities and AMERICA Rioters DESTROY Universities and AMERICA Riot season has returned with Antifa activists throwing poo at an event in Portland and pro-Palestinian activists causing damage at the University of Washington. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17155362 Tue, 13 May 2025 19:00:00 -0500 1095 full false Trump Is The Media’s Natural Predator | Psaki & Newsom Rewrite History Trump Is The Media’s Natural Predator | Psaki & Newsom Rewrite History Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls. 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17112727 Tue, 06 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1483 full false Trump Tells China To Get Rekt Trump Tells China To Get Rekt Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters. 

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]]> Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters. 

0:00 - Toll-In-Chief AGAIN 
11:55 - Hillsdale College 
13:07 - Weather 
13:38 - Shameless Self-Promotion 
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- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17089911 Fri, 02 May 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1425 full false Could 100 Journalists Notice a Gorilla in Decline? Could 100 Journalists Notice a Gorilla in Decline? The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla. 

0:00 - Journavism 
8:24 - The Perfect Jean 
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10:07 - The Internet Is Glorious 
16:53 - Sheath 
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- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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]]> The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla. 

0:00 - Journavism 
8:24 - The Perfect Jean 
9:36 - Weather 
10:07 - The Internet Is Glorious 
16:53 - Sheath 
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]]> We make burgers out of your sacred cows Buzzsprout-17068713 Tue, 29 Apr 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1217 full false The Fight Against Gender Ideology The Fight Against Gender Ideology Parents fight against mandatory LGBTQ curriculum in public schools goes to the Supreme Court.

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Read The Revolt of Religious Parents in Montgomery County by Bethany Mandel

Read When The State Comes For Your Kids by Abigail Shrier

Complaint filed on behalf of Montgomery School District Parents

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0:00 - What Is Happening? 12:08 - Quest 13:17 - Weather 13:38 - What is Happening? Continued 20:14 - Phetasy News 20:51 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Read The Revolt of Religious Parents in Montgomery County by Bethany Mandel

Read When The State Comes For Your Kids by Abigail Shrier

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:162168306 Fri, 25 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1323 false JD Vance's Powers Are Growing JD Vance's Powers Are Growing Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyone's nicer to AI than they are to humans.

0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 9:57 - Sheath 11:08 - Weather 11:31 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 17:10 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life 19:36 - Phetasy News 20:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 9:57 - Sheath 11:08 - Weather 11:31 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 17:10 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life 19:36 - Phetasy News 20:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:161931269 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1329 false JK Rowling Defeats Trans Activists JK Rowling Defeats Trans Activists Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

0:00 - WOMEN! 7:50 - Hillsdale College 8:59 - Weather 9:26 - Dumpster Diving 12:22 - Qualia 13:44 - More Dumpster Diving 19:48 - Phetasy News 20:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

Hillsdale College is offering more than 40 free online courses - check them out at hillsdale.edu

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

0:00 - WOMEN! 7:50 - Hillsdale College 8:59 - Weather 9:26 - Dumpster Diving 12:22 - Qualia 13:44 - More Dumpster Diving 19:48 - Phetasy News 20:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

Hillsdale College is offering more than 40 free online courses - check them out at hillsdale.edu

Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:161645763 Fri, 18 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1343 false More Like AstroNOTS More Like AstroNOTS Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:16 - Quest 7:24 - Weather 7:53 - WOMEN! 11:33 - BON CHARGE 12:34 - WOMEN! Continued 19:11 - Phetasy News 19:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

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0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:16 - Quest 7:24 - Weather 7:53 - WOMEN! 11:33 - BON CHARGE 12:34 - WOMEN! Continued 19:11 - Phetasy News 19:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Quest and BON CHARGE

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0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:48 - This F*ckin Gal 11:53 - BRUNT 13:11 - Weather 13:37 - I Don't Cariff About Tariffs 16:42 - Gen Z Discovers 19:16 - Phetasy News 20:01 - The Internet Is Glorious

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0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:48 - This F*ckin Gal 11:53 - BRUNT 13:11 - Weather 13:37 - I Don't Cariff About Tariffs 16:42 - Gen Z Discovers 19:16 - Phetasy News 20:01 - The Internet Is Glorious

BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:161149051 Fri, 11 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1265 false Panican At The Disc Throw Panican At The Disc Throw Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast.

0:00 -Important Stories We're STILL Ignoring 3:27 - Sprained My Eyes 6:53 - WOMEN! 8:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty 12:30 - BON CHARGE 13:39 - Weather 13:59 - Breaking Bridget 19:45 - Phetasy News 21:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast.

0:00 -Important Stories We're STILL Ignoring 3:27 - Sprained My Eyes 6:53 - WOMEN! 8:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty 12:30 - BON CHARGE 13:39 - Weather 13:59 - Breaking Bridget 19:45 - Phetasy News 21:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:160901397 Tue, 08 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1384 false Resistance LARPing and Naked Freakouts Resistance LARPing and Naked Freakouts Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content like being trapped with a crazy person in Antarctica, crazy ladies stripping in airports and the brave fencer standing up for WOMEN!. Also, find out what kind of scientist Bridget would have been if she'd taken a different path in life.

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 4:52 - Dumpster Diving 9:41 - Quest 10:41 - Weather 11:08 - More Dumpster Diving 14:42 - WOMEN! 17:29 - Phetasy News 18:26 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content like being trapped with a crazy person in Antarctica, crazy ladies stripping in airports and the brave fencer standing up for WOMEN!. Also, find out what kind of scientist Bridget would have been if she'd taken a different path in life.

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 4:52 - Dumpster Diving 9:41 - Quest 10:41 - Weather 11:08 - More Dumpster Diving 14:42 - WOMEN! 17:29 - Phetasy News 18:26 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:160618894 Fri, 04 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1182 false White House Weaponizes Anime White House Weaponizes Anime Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

7:53 - Caliber

9:10 - Weather

9:33 - Breaking Bridget

15:58 - Phetasy News

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

7:53 - Caliber

9:10 - Weather

9:33 - Breaking Bridget

15:58 - Phetasy News

16:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:160382741 Tue, 01 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1146 false More Like National INSecurity, Amirite? More Like National INSecurity, Amirite? Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good ever comes from a group chat.

0:00 - Beyond Parody

11:59 - Quest

13:06 - Weather

13:38 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

17:01 - Phetasy News

18:02 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good ever comes from a group chat.

0:00 - Beyond Parody

11:59 - Quest

13:06 - Weather

13:38 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

17:01 - Phetasy News

18:02 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:160091404 Fri, 28 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1151 false Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle.

0:00 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle

21:59 - Sheath Underwear

23:03 - Weather

23:34 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Continued

29:55 - Phetasy News

33:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle.

0:00 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle

21:59 - Sheath Underwear

23:03 - Weather

23:34 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Continued

29:55 - Phetasy News

33:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:159872200 Tue, 25 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0500 2145 false Democrats, Chill the F* Out Democrats, Chill the F* Out Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here we go again.

0:00 - Hypocrisy on Fire

8:57 - BON CHARGE

10:08 - Weather

10:34 - Breaking Bridget

18:50 - Phetasy News

19:37 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here we go again.

0:00 - Hypocrisy on Fire

8:57 - BON CHARGE

10:08 - Weather

10:34 - Breaking Bridget

18:50 - Phetasy News

19:37 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:159584660 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1260 false Democrats Are The Simple Jack Party Now Democrats Are The Simple Jack Party Now The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and the Dumpster Fire archives for an expert analysis of the contributing factors.

0:00 Chickens Come Home To Roost

10:06 - Quest

11:27 - Weather

11:54 - Chickens Still Coming Home To Roost

19:37 - Phetasy News

20:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and the Dumpster Fire archives for an expert analysis of the contributing factors.

0:00 Chickens Come Home To Roost

10:06 - Quest

11:27 - Weather

11:54 - Chickens Still Coming Home To Roost

19:37 - Phetasy News

20:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:159372419 Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1339 false Hypocrisy On Fire | Leftists Torch Teslas and Gavin Newsom Rebrands Hypocrisy On Fire | Leftists Torch Teslas and Gavin Newsom Rebrands “Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast.

0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire

8:26 - Sheath

9:29 - Weather

9:58 - This F*ckin' Guy

18:43 - Phetasy News

19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> “Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast.

0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire

8:26 - Sheath

9:29 - Weather

9:58 - This F*ckin' Guy

18:43 - Phetasy News

19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:159100649 Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1256 false JD Vance Breaks The Internet JD Vance Breaks The Internet Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI.

0:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

9:29 - Quest 10:32 - Weather

11:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life

18:03 - Phetasy News

19:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Again

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI.

0:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

9:29 - Quest 10:32 - Weather

11:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life

18:03 - Phetasy News

19:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Again

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:158881711 Tue, 11 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0500 1249 false Can The Democrats Be Normal? Can The Democrats Be Normal? The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

9:49 - Qualia

11:01 - Weather

11: 26 - What Is STILL Happening?

17:17 - Phetasy News

18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

9:49 - Qualia

11:01 - Weather

11: 26 - What Is STILL Happening?

17:17 - Phetasy News

18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:158626092 Fri, 07 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1198 false Zelenskyy Overplays His Hand Zelenskyy Overplays His Hand Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame.

0:00 - What Is Happening

12:51 - BON CHARGE

14:13 - Weather

14:40 - What Is Happening Continued

23:27 - Phetasy News

24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame.

0:00 - What Is Happening

12:51 - BON CHARGE

14:13 - Weather

14:40 - What Is Happening Continued

23:27 - Phetasy News

24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:158409716 Tue, 04 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1543 false Defending Our Country From Freaks | Tulsi Gabbard Shuts Down Secret Sex Chats Defending Our Country From Freaks | Tulsi Gabbard Shuts Down Secret Sex Chats Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

11:05 - Quest 12:17 - Weather

12:37 - This F*ckin Guy

16:24 - Breaking Bridget

23:28 - Phetasy News

24:38 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied.

0:00 - What Is Happening?

4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

11:05 - Quest 12:17 - Weather

12:37 - This F*ckin Guy

16:24 - Breaking Bridget

23:28 - Phetasy News

24:38 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:158143532 Fri, 28 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1602 false Who Let The DOGE Out? Who Let The DOGE Out? Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:29 - Caliber

8:51 - Weather

9:13 - My Nemesis Is STILL At It Again

21:13 - Phetasy News

22:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:29 - Caliber

8:51 - Weather

9:13 - My Nemesis Is STILL At It Again

21:13 - Phetasy News

22:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:157932290 Tue, 25 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1461 false Trans Oscar Nominee Loses The Oppression Olympics Trans Oscar Nominee Loses The Oppression Olympics Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez.

0:00 - Never Woke Enough

7:55 - Sheath

9:00 - Weather

9:33 - Everything Is Racist

16:35 - Phetasy News

17:39 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez.

0:00 - Never Woke Enough

7:55 - Sheath

9:00 - Weather

9:33 - Everything Is Racist

16:35 - Phetasy News

17:39 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:157657969 Sat, 22 Feb 2025 13:43:50 -0600 1136 false Elon's Baby Mama Drama Elon's Baby Mama Drama Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00

- My Nemesis Is At It Again 6:03

- BON CHARGE 7:09

- Weather 7:35

- My Nemesis is Still At It Again 14:23

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Thank you to our sponsor BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:157433243 Tue, 18 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1058 false D.O.G.E. DESTROYS Debt D.O.G.E. DESTROYS Debt The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's take on the White House/Associated Press showdown over the Gulf of Mexmerica.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:03 - Quest

10:11 - Weather

10:36 - Breaking Bridget

19:58 - Phetasy News

21:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's take on the White House/Associated Press showdown over the Gulf of Mexmerica.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:03 - Quest

10:11 - Weather

10:36 - Breaking Bridget

19:58 - Phetasy News

21:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:157179212 Fri, 14 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1351 false Super Bowl or Super Boring? Super Bowl or Super Boring? A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the terrible commercials.

0:00 - The Super Bowl

13:03 - Sheath

14:15 - Weather

14:34 - Super Bowl Ads

20:55 - Phetasy News

23:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the terrible commercials.

0:00 - The Super Bowl

13:03 - Sheath

14:15 - Weather

14:34 - Super Bowl Ads

20:55 - Phetasy News

23:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:156966910 Tue, 11 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1455 false In DOGE We Trust In DOGE We Trust Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

5:01 - Quest

6:38 - Weather

7:02 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

16:15 - Phetasy News

17:34 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

5:01 - Quest

6:38 - Weather

7:02 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

16:15 - Phetasy News

17:34 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:156709212 Fri, 07 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1154 false I Don't Cariff About Tariffs I Don't Cariff About Tariffs The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats continue to demonstrate that they have learned absolutely nothing.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

2:07 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:07 - Qualia

8:31 - Weather

8:52 - Never Woke Enough

12:47 - Phetasy News

14:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats continue to demonstrate that they have learned absolutely nothing.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

2:07 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:07 - Qualia

8:31 - Weather

8:52 - Never Woke Enough

12:47 - Phetasy News

14:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:156498037 Tue, 04 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0600 931 false Inject RFK Jr. Directly Into Our Veins Inject RFK Jr. Directly Into Our Veins The RFK Jr. confirmation hearings, is he just the kind of crazy we need? To vax or not to vax. Plus Bridget’s unfiltered opinions and her unparalleled impressions.

0:00 - Parade of Morons

8:45 - BON CHARGE

9:59 - Weather

10:23 - Parade of Morons Continued

17:21 - Caliber

18:23 - Phetasy News

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The RFK Jr. confirmation hearings, is he just the kind of crazy we need? To vax or not to vax. Plus Bridget’s unfiltered opinions and her unparalleled impressions.

0:00 - Parade of Morons

8:45 - BON CHARGE

9:59 - Weather

10:23 - Parade of Morons Continued

17:21 - Caliber

18:23 - Phetasy News

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:156206907 Fri, 31 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1328 false Never Ugly Cry On The Internet Never Ugly Cry On The Internet Bridget breaks down the variety of Histrionic Personality Disorder we've seen on the internet since Trump's reelection and shares her golden rule for social media content.

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes

12:20 - The Perfect Jean

13:49 - Weather

14:44 - Breaking Bridget

18:49 - Phetasy News

19:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget breaks down the variety of Histrionic Personality Disorder we've seen on the internet since Trump's reelection and shares her golden rule for social media content.

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes

12:20 - The Perfect Jean

13:49 - Weather

14:44 - Breaking Bridget

18:49 - Phetasy News

19:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at The Perfect Jean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:155971089 Tue, 28 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1271 false DEI for Dummies DEI for Dummies Bridget breaks down DEI and explains how they're actually very regressive and biased policies.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

14:52 - Qualia

16:16 - Weather

16:59 - Phetasy News

17:15 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget breaks down DEI and explains how they're actually very regressive and biased policies.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

14:52 - Qualia

16:16 - Weather

16:59 - Phetasy News

17:15 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:155658473 Fri, 24 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1226 false Trump Makes Women, WOMEN Again Trump Makes Women, WOMEN Again Bridget breaks down Trump's executive order Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government.

0:00 - WOMEN!

13:42 - XX-XY

14:44 - Weather

15:15 - Phetasy News

15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for women’s sports and spaces XX-XY Athletics - use the code: DUMPSTER20 for 20% off



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget breaks down Trump's executive order Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government.

0:00 - WOMEN!

13:42 - XX-XY

14:44 - Weather

15:15 - Phetasy News

15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for women’s sports and spaces XX-XY Athletics - use the code: DUMPSTER20 for 20% off



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:155586567 Thu, 23 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1042 false The Left Has A Learning Disability The Left Has A Learning Disability Elon makes an awkward gesture and the Left goes insane. Democrats clearly haven't learned a thing.

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes

10:36 - Quest

11:42 - Weather

12:02 - Phetasy News

13:12 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Elon makes an awkward gesture and the Left goes insane. Democrats clearly haven't learned a thing.

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes

10:36 - Quest

11:42 - Weather

12:02 - Phetasy News

13:12 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:155487334 Wed, 22 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 916 false Trump Is Back Trump Is Back Trump is President again. See the highlights of his inauguration, the question of whether or not he can deliver on his promises. And Biden's last minute pardon-fest.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

12:01 - Caliber

13:24 - Weather

13:52 - Breaking Bridget

18:52 - Phetasy News

19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Trump is President again. See the highlights of his inauguration, the question of whether or not he can deliver on his promises. And Biden's last minute pardon-fest.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

12:01 - Caliber

13:24 - Weather

13:52 - Breaking Bridget

18:52 - Phetasy News

19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:155360282 Tue, 21 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1239 false Bye Bye Biden Bye Bye Biden Biden's farewell speech to America flops, and the trans debate in women's sports continues.

0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

9:25 - Sheath

10:31 - Weather

10:54 - WOMEN!

19:38 - Quest

20:46 - Phetasy News

22:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Biden's farewell speech to America flops, and the trans debate in women's sports continues.

0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

9:25 - Sheath

10:31 - Weather

10:54 - WOMEN!

19:38 - Quest

20:46 - Phetasy News

22:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:155051589 Fri, 17 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1410 false Zuckerberg Gets Red Pilled Zuckerberg Gets Red Pilled Zuckerberg changes his tune and revises Meta's censorship and content moderation policies. Trump is Trumping again with the Gulf of America, annexing Greenland, and making Canada a state.

0:00 - Bandwagon Jumper

8:03 - XX-XY

9:56 - Weather

10:13 - Trump-In-Chief AGAIN

16:30 - BON CHARGE

17:43 - Phetasy News

18:51 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for women’s sports and spaces - use the code: DUMPSTER20 for 20% off

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Zuckerberg changes his tune and revises Meta's censorship and content moderation policies. Trump is Trumping again with the Gulf of America, annexing Greenland, and making Canada a state.

0:00 - Bandwagon Jumper

8:03 - XX-XY

9:56 - Weather

10:13 - Trump-In-Chief AGAIN

16:30 - BON CHARGE

17:43 - Phetasy News

18:51 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for women’s sports and spaces - use the code: DUMPSTER20 for 20% off

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:154857122 Tue, 14 Jan 2025 22:00:00 -0600 1194 false LA's Hot Mess LA's Hot Mess Bridget breaks down the devastation of the Los Angeles fires, the incompetent leadership and the 3 worst types of takes that can be found online.

0:00 - LA Fires - Incompetent Leadership

10:02 - Sheath

11:03 - Bad Take 1

13:48 - Bad Take 2

16:33 - Quest

17:40 - Weather

18:01 - Bad Take 3

20:08 - Where to Donate

20:52 - Phetasy News

21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget breaks down the devastation of the Los Angeles fires, the incompetent leadership and the 3 worst types of takes that can be found online.

0:00 - LA Fires - Incompetent Leadership

10:02 - Sheath

11:03 - Bad Take 1

13:48 - Bad Take 2

16:33 - Quest

17:40 - Weather

18:01 - Bad Take 3

20:08 - Where to Donate

20:52 - Phetasy News

21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:154575225 Fri, 10 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1386 false Bow to Elon, Your New Earth King Bow to Elon, Your New Earth King Justin Trudeau is out as Canada’s Prime Minister and Elon is a complicated King of the World who uses his power for both good and evil - immigration, grooming gangs & censorship.

0:00 - Blame Canada

3:18 - BON CHARGE

4:54 - Weather

5:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

11:10 - Caliber

12:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again Cont'd

21:07 - Phetasy News

21:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Justin Trudeau is out as Canada’s Prime Minister and Elon is a complicated King of the World who uses his power for both good and evil - immigration, grooming gangs & censorship.

0:00 - Blame Canada

3:18 - BON CHARGE

4:54 - Weather

5:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

11:10 - Caliber

12:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again Cont'd

21:07 - Phetasy News

21:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:154364431 Tue, 07 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0600 1437 false DON'T Become A YouTube Star DON'T Become A YouTube Star STD rates amongst the Olds are skyrocketing because no one wants to think about grandma's dry vagina, and all the reasons you should not become a social media influencer.

0:00 - Olds-In-Flagrante

5:25 - Quest

5:38 - Weather

6:00 - Breaking Bridget

12:29 - Phetasy News

13:26 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> STD rates amongst the Olds are skyrocketing because no one wants to think about grandma's dry vagina, and all the reasons you should not become a social media influencer.

0:00 - Olds-In-Flagrante

5:25 - Quest

5:38 - Weather

6:00 - Breaking Bridget

12:29 - Phetasy News

13:26 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:153746519 Sun, 29 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0600 885 false Our Favorite Things 2024 Our Favorite Things 2024 Bridget and the rest of the Dumpster Fire team review their favorite things of 2024, from cookbooks to comedians, books, movies, shows, apps, and furniture.

0:00 - Bridget's Favorite Things

12:11 - Cousin Maggie's Favorite Things

15:27 - Caliber (Bridget & Maggie's Favorite Thing)

17:40 - Weather

18:04 - The Dumpster Fire Team's Favorite Things

21:28 - Phetasy News

22:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.

Links to our favorite things:

Dinner in an Instant - https://amzn.to/406iN1N

100 Cookies - https://amzn.to/4fvorPF

Eating Out Loud - https://amzn.to/4fCnapP

Once Upon a Chef - https://amzn.to/4gQbrW2

Newlywed Kitchen - https://amzn.to/4gQjF0j

Martha documentary - https://bit.ly/DF-MarthaDoc

Twisters movie - https://amzn.to/4iHIFsp

The Day of the Jackal - https://bit.ly/DF-DayofJackal

Killing Eve - https://bit.ly/DF-KillingEve

Adrienne Iapalucci - The Dark Queen - https://bit.ly/DF-DarkQueen

Colin Quinn - https://bit.ly/DF-ColinQuinn

Dave Landau - https://bit.ly/DF-DaveLandau

Kyle Dunnigan - https://bit.ly/DF-KyleDunnigan

Pirate Wires - https://bit.ly/DF-PirateWires

County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway

Arena Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-ArenaMag

Atomic Habits - https://amzn.to/4iLpEoP

Annual Review - https://bit.ly/DF-AnnualReview

Four Thousand Weeks - https://amzn.to/40hmVMR

Balsam Candle - Bath & Bodyworks - https://bit.ly/DF-BalsamCandle

Apt 2B Couch - https://bit.ly/DF-Apt2BCouch

Castlery Dining Room Table - https://bit.ly/DF-CastleryTable

Caliber - https://bit.ly/DF-Caliber

Shadowdark RPG - https://bit.ly/DF-Shadowdark

Bluey - https://bit.ly/DF-Bluey

Tumble Leaf - https://amzn.to/3ZJiYPk

Sydney Sweeney’s boobs - https://bit.ly/DF-SydneySweeney

I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom - https://amzn.to/4gvKzuG

HaHa Hot Sauce - https://bit.ly/DF-HaHaHotSauce

Snow White Trailer - h

]]> Bridget and the rest of the Dumpster Fire team review their favorite things of 2024, from cookbooks to comedians, books, movies, shows, apps, and furniture.

0:00 - Bridget's Favorite Things

12:11 - Cousin Maggie's Favorite Things

15:27 - Caliber (Bridget & Maggie's Favorite Thing)

17:40 - Weather

18:04 - The Dumpster Fire Team's Favorite Things

21:28 - Phetasy News

22:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.

Links to our favorite things:

Dinner in an Instant - https://amzn.to/406iN1N

100 Cookies - https://amzn.to/4fvorPF

Eating Out Loud - https://amzn.to/4fCnapP

Once Upon a Chef - https://amzn.to/4gQbrW2

Newlywed Kitchen - https://amzn.to/4gQjF0j

Martha documentary - https://bit.ly/DF-MarthaDoc

Twisters movie - https://amzn.to/4iHIFsp

The Day of the Jackal - https://bit.ly/DF-DayofJackal

Killing Eve - https://bit.ly/DF-KillingEve

Adrienne Iapalucci - The Dark Queen - https://bit.ly/DF-DarkQueen

Colin Quinn - https://bit.ly/DF-ColinQuinn

Dave Landau - https://bit.ly/DF-DaveLandau

Kyle Dunnigan - https://bit.ly/DF-KyleDunnigan

Pirate Wires - https://bit.ly/DF-PirateWires

County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway

Arena Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-ArenaMag

Atomic Habits - https://amzn.to/4iLpEoP

Annual Review - https://bit.ly/DF-AnnualReview

Four Thousand Weeks - https://amzn.to/40hmVMR

Balsam Candle - Bath & Bodyworks - https://bit.ly/DF-BalsamCandle

Apt 2B Couch - https://bit.ly/DF-Apt2BCouch

Castlery Dining Room Table - https://bit.ly/DF-CastleryTable

Caliber - https://bit.ly/DF-Caliber

Shadowdark RPG - https://bit.ly/DF-Shadowdark

Bluey - https://bit.ly/DF-Bluey

Tumble Leaf - https://amzn.to/3ZJiYPk

Sydney Sweeney’s boobs - https://bit.ly/DF-SydneySweeney

I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom - https://amzn.to/4gvKzuG

HaHa Hot Sauce - https://bit.ly/DF-HaHaHotSauce

Snow White Trailer - h

]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:153504811 Sun, 22 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1434 false America's Being Invaded America's Being Invaded China has access to all of our phone calls and text messages and no one cares, CNN helped free a torturer from prison and no one cares, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson performs on Broadway and no on cares, turns out all the conspiracies about the FBI and January 6th might be true and no one cares.

0:00 - Get Rekt China

5:31 - Beyond Parody

10:04 - Sheath

11:17 - Weather

11:40 - What Is Happening?

14:12 - Fake News

17:57 - Phetasy News

18:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> China has access to all of our phone calls and text messages and no one cares, CNN helped free a torturer from prison and no one cares, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson performs on Broadway and no on cares, turns out all the conspiracies about the FBI and January 6th might be true and no one cares.

0:00 - Get Rekt China

5:31 - Beyond Parody

10:04 - Sheath

11:17 - Weather

11:40 - What Is Happening?

14:12 - Fake News

17:57 - Phetasy News

18:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:153338999 Wed, 18 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1187 false Time Magazine's Hitler of the Year Time Magazine's Hitler of the Year Trump is Time Magazine's Person of the Year and the Trump/Hitler comparisons continue, America's still cheering for alleged murderer Luigi Mangione, unexplained drones over New Jersey and what Bridget will look like in 10 years due to lack of sleep.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

2:22 - What Is Happening

6:36 - BON CHARGE

7:50 - Weather

8:12 - Conspiracy Theories We're Not Sure About

11:40 - Breaking Bridget

16:20 - Phetasy News

17:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Trump is Time Magazine's Person of the Year and the Trump/Hitler comparisons continue, America's still cheering for alleged murderer Luigi Mangione, unexplained drones over New Jersey and what Bridget will look like in 10 years due to lack of sleep.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

2:22 - What Is Happening

6:36 - BON CHARGE

7:50 - Weather

8:12 - Conspiracy Theories We're Not Sure About

11:40 - Breaking Bridget

16:20 - Phetasy News

17:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:153177484 Sun, 15 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1119 false This Is What Victory Smells Like This Is What Victory Smells Like How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Daniel Penny was found not guilty. Trump gets his flirt on with Jill Biden and simultaneously launches a new cologne. Turns out men CAN'T breastfeed, who knew?

0:00 - It Keeps Gettin' Weirder

5:59 - Daniel Penny Acquitted

8:17 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

9:07 - Sheath Underwear

10:17 - Weather

10:32 - Troll-In-Chief Again

12:11 - WOMEN!

14:32 - Phetasy News

15:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Daniel Penny was found not guilty. Trump gets his flirt on with Jill Biden and simultaneously launches a new cologne. Turns out men CAN'T breastfeed, who knew?

0:00 - It Keeps Gettin' Weirder

5:59 - Daniel Penny Acquitted

8:17 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

9:07 - Sheath Underwear

10:17 - Weather

10:32 - Troll-In-Chief Again

12:11 - WOMEN!

14:32 - Phetasy News

15:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:153002534 Wed, 11 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1015 false United Healthcare Killer & Hawk Tuah United Healthcare Killer & Hawk Tuah United Healthcare CEO is shot and people have..... thoughts. Who on earth thought investing in the Hawk Tuah meme coin was a good idea?

0:00 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real

12:08 - Caliber

13:15 - Weather

13:34 - Game of Stonks

15:40 - Phetasy News

17:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

Subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> United Healthcare CEO is shot and people have..... thoughts. Who on earth thought investing in the Hawk Tuah meme coin was a good idea?

0:00 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real

12:08 - Caliber

13:15 - Weather

13:34 - Game of Stonks

15:40 - Phetasy News

17:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

Subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.

Get 20% off old school Phetasy Merch on orders over $50 at bridgetphetasy.com - use promo code MERRYPHETASY



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:152816161 Sun, 08 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1096 false Hunter Biden for Dummies Hunter Biden for Dummies Joe Biden pardons Hunter, shocking no one except the mainstream media. The new Jag has been revealed and it's probably too gay even for the gays.

0:00 - Journavism

11:16 - BON CHARGE

12:24 - Weather

12:45 - Beyond Parody

15:13 - Phetasy News

16:10 - The Internet is Glorious

Watch the entire Tom Elliot supercut of the Corporate media saying: Obviously Biden would never pardon Hunter

Subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Joe Biden pardons Hunter, shocking no one except the mainstream media. The new Jag has been revealed and it's probably too gay even for the gays.

0:00 - Journavism

11:16 - BON CHARGE

12:24 - Weather

12:45 - Beyond Parody

15:13 - Phetasy News

16:10 - The Internet is Glorious

Watch the entire Tom Elliot supercut of the Corporate media saying: Obviously Biden would never pardon Hunter

Subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off

Get 20% off old school Phetasy Merch on orders over $50 at bridgetphetasy.com - use promo code MERRYPHETASY



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:152593504 Wed, 04 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1055 false Have The Democrats Learned Anything? Have The Democrats Learned Anything? Kamala has a strange message of hope. Dax Shepard is the left's Joe Rogan. The Democrats haven't learned a damn thing. And Bridget is the Tony Robbins of women on coke.

0:00 - What Is Happening

5:23 - Quest

6:33 - Weather

6:55 - Breaking Bridget

14:24 - Phetasy News

15:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Kamala has a strange message of hope. Dax Shepard is the left's Joe Rogan. The Democrats haven't learned a damn thing. And Bridget is the Tony Robbins of women on coke.

0:00 - What Is Happening

5:23 - Quest

6:33 - Weather

6:55 - Breaking Bridget

14:24 - Phetasy News

15:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:152416407 Sun, 01 Dec 2024 23:00:16 -0600 1033 false "Holding Space" for Theater Kids "Holding Space" for Theater Kids What does "holding space" even mean? The emotional Wicked press tour, tips for surviving Thanksgiving with your family, Shane Gillis rehabs Bud Light's brand, a multi-million dollar banana and Bridget's rant about new money.

0:00 - Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving

5:19 - What Is Happening

9:30 - Sheath

10:34 - Weather

10:57 - Capitalism Always Wins

14:20 - Dumpster Diving

16:00 - Phetasy News

17:45 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What does "holding space" even mean? The emotional Wicked press tour, tips for surviving Thanksgiving with your family, Shane Gillis rehabs Bud Light's brand, a multi-million dollar banana and Bridget's rant about new money.

0:00 - Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving

5:19 - What Is Happening

9:30 - Sheath

10:34 - Weather

10:57 - Capitalism Always Wins

14:20 - Dumpster Diving

16:00 - Phetasy News

17:45 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:152262449 Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1183 false New Media Trumps Mainstream Media New Media Trumps Mainstream Media The Dumpster Fire prophecy has been fulfilled, Matt Gaetz is out, you can't quit X, Morning Joe tanks, Jaguar Bud Lights their brand, robot makes other robots lazier, The View exists just to be mocked, and Joe Rogan - Dragon Believer.

0:00 - WaterGaetz

1:59 - What Is Happening

8:26 - Beyond Parody

12:18 - BON CHARGE

13:34 - Weather

13:52 - Get Rekt Big Tech

15:32 - Dumpster Diving

17:13 - Phetasy News

18:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

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8:26 - Beyond Parody

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3:28 - The Cool Kids

10:46 - Caliber

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0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

8:01 - Quest

9:21 - What Is Happening?

12:31 - Weather

12:54 - Breaking Bridget

17:28 - Phetasy News

18:39 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding advocate is fired for refusing to teach "chestfeeding."

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

8:01 - Quest

9:21 - What Is Happening?

12:31 - Weather

12:54 - Breaking Bridget

17:28 - Phetasy News

18:39 - The Internet Is Glorious



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:151800699 Sun, 17 Nov 2024 23:00:00 -0600 1184 false There's No Crying In Late Night There's No Crying In Late Night What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone!

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone!

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8:12 - Weather

8:31 - Unbroken Bridget

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15:32 - Unbroken Bridget

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so."

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6:23 - Breaking Bridget

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0:00 - Introduction

0:39 - Electile Dysfunction

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0:39 - Electile Dysfunction

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The big reveal - Bridget made her choice.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:151085425 Sat, 02 Nov 2024 18:00:00 -0500 635 false Republicans Have A Woman Problem Republicans Have A Woman Problem Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies?

0:00 - WOMEN!

10:14 - Weather

10:42 - WOMEN! continued

12:31 - Quest

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies?

0:00 - WOMEN!

10:14 - Weather

10:42 - WOMEN! continued

12:31 - Quest

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14:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

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0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

6:52 - Caliber

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8:14 - What Is Happening

12:00 - Phetasy News

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0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

6:52 - Caliber

7:59 - Weather

8:14 - What Is Happening

12:00 - Phetasy News

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:150959030 Wed, 30 Oct 2024 18:05:00 -0500 854 false Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience Trump Appears On The Joe Rogan Experience Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

9:33 - Caliber

10:41 - Weather

11:06 - President-In-Waiting

13:23 - Phetasy Merch

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

9:33 - Caliber

10:41 - Weather

11:06 - President-In-Waiting

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0:00 - Beyond Parody

4:33 - Quest

5:40 - Weather

6:30 - President-In-Waiting

14:35 - Election 2024 Merch

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions.

0:00 - Beyond Parody

4:33 - Quest

5:40 - Weather

6:30 - President-In-Waiting

14:35 - Election 2024 Merch

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:150732087 Fri, 25 Oct 2024 18:05:00 -0500 1017 false Trump Cooks Kamala Trump Cooks Kamala Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palmer's wang and Bridget has a question for the guys.

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palmer's wang and Bridget has a question for the guys.

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11:12 - Weather

11:43 - What Is Happening?

14:22 - Phetasy News End

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0:00 - Everything Is Racist

2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life

3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t

7:03 - Weather

7:35 - Sheath & Quest

9:39 - Dumpster Diving

12:27 - Breaking Bridget

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Russell Brand Thread

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, Christopher Columbus might have been a Jew, your robot vacuum might be spying on you, racist holiday candles, God has a sense ironic justice, and Russell Brand is the biggest grifter of them all.

0:00 - Everything Is Racist

2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life

3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t

7:03 - Weather

7:35 - Sheath & Quest

9:39 - Dumpster Diving

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Russell Brand Thread

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0:00 - Beyond Parody

6:46 - Quest

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are anymore?

0:00 - Beyond Parody

6:46 - Quest

7:54 - Weather

8:22 - Electile Dysfunction

10:58 - Phetasy News

11:29 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:150384254 Fri, 18 Oct 2024 12:05:00 -0500 781 false No One Is Coming No One Is Coming The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:07 - Sheath & Caliber

16:24 - Journavism

21:55 - WOMEN!

26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE

28:36 - Weather

29:10 - Get Rekt China

30:24 - Gen Z Discovers

32:32 - Dumpster Diving

34:07 - Breaking Bridget

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42:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:07 - Sheath & Caliber

16:24 - Journavism

21:55 - WOMEN!

26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE

28:36 - Weather

29:10 - Get Rekt China

30:24 - Gen Z Discovers

32:32 - Dumpster Diving

34:07 - Breaking Bridget

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42:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs

10:31 - Sheath & Caliber

12:48 - Electile Dysfunction

14:51 - Weather

15:16 - Pedos Everywhere

20:28 - Get Rekt China

21:38 - Quest & BON CHARGE

24:04 - Gen Z Discovers

25:30 - Breaking Bridget

39:10 - Phetasy News

39:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs

10:31 - Sheath & Caliber

12:48 - Electile Dysfunction

14:51 - Weather

15:16 - Pedos Everywhere

20:28 - Get Rekt China

21:38 - Quest & BON CHARGE

24:04 - Gen Z Discovers

25:30 - Breaking Bridget

39:10 - Phetasy News

39:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Watch the Premiere on YouTube and join the LIVE CHAT at 1pm.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:12 - Sheath & Caliber

16:59 - What Is Happening

18:14 - Russia So Russian

22:40 - Weather

23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty

25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE

27:43 - Breaking Bridget

34:01 - Phetasy News

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> "They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.

Watch the Premiere on YouTube and join the LIVE CHAT at 1pm.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:12 - Sheath & Caliber

16:59 - What Is Happening

18:14 - Russia So Russian

22:40 - Weather

23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty

25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE

27:43 - Breaking Bridget

34:01 - Phetasy News

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0:00 - President-In-Waiting

15:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

17:24 - Sheath & Caliber

19:56 - Important Stories That Were Ignored

20:26 - Weather

20:53 - The Olympics

24:50 - Patriarchy So Crafty

28:53 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:26 - Breaking Bridget

40:47 - Phetasy News

42:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and different.

0:00 - President-In-Waiting

15:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

17:24 - Sheath & Caliber

19:56 - Important Stories That Were Ignored

20:26 - Weather

20:53 - The Olympics

24:50 - Patriarchy So Crafty

28:53 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:26 - Breaking Bridget

40:47 - Phetasy News

42:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:148342195 Sat, 31 Aug 2024 13:05:00 -0500 2650 false Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos Hitler, Hillbillies & Hos The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

13:42 - Electile Dysfunction

18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear

20:54 - Cancelled

23:53 - Weather

24:25 - Dumpster Diving

27:21 - BON CHARGE

28:47 - Breaking Bridget

35:47 - Update

44:50 - Phetasy News

46:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

13:42 - Electile Dysfunction

18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear

20:54 - Cancelled

23:53 - Weather

24:25 - Dumpster Diving

27:21 - BON CHARGE

28:47 - Breaking Bridget

35:47 - Update

44:50 - Phetasy News

46:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:146840808 Sun, 21 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0500 2928 false Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero Hawk Tuah Is An American Hero Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:16 - Sheath Underwear

17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins

21:04 - Weather

21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

25:47 - Dumpster Diving

26:58 - Breaking Bridget

34:30 - Phetasy News

35:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:16 - Sheath Underwear

17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins

21:04 - Weather

21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

25:47 - Dumpster Diving

26:58 - Breaking Bridget

34:30 - Phetasy News

35:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:146357969 Sun, 07 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0500 2216 false Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all know what a senile old man looks like.

0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

4:26 - This F*ckin Guy

5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:55 - Sprained My Eyes

10:55 - Sheath Underwear

12:07 - Parade of Morons

14:32 - Weather

14:57 - Okay, Boomer

18:29 - Beyond Parody

21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

27:18 - Breaking Bridget

33:10 Phetasy News

33:55 - Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all know what a senile old man looks like.

0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

4:26 - This F*ckin Guy

5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:55 - Sprained My Eyes

10:55 - Sheath Underwear

12:07 - Parade of Morons

14:32 - Weather

14:57 - Okay, Boomer

18:29 - Beyond Parody

21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

27:18 - Breaking Bridget

33:10 Phetasy News

33:55 - Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:145909443 Sun, 23 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0500 2122 false Leave The Lesbians Alone Leave The Lesbians Alone Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci.

0:00 - Senile-In-Charge

3:49 - Troll Convicted

10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances

13:00 - What Is Happening?

15:06 - Hamas Girl Summer

18:37 - Sheath Underwear

19:43 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

22:33 - Nothing Matters

24:15 - Weather

25:02 - WOMEN!

29:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:32 - Dumpster Diving

37:42 - Breaking Bridget

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci.

0:00 - Senile-In-Charge

3:49 - Troll Convicted

10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances

13:00 - What Is Happening?

15:06 - Hamas Girl Summer

18:37 - Sheath Underwear

19:43 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

22:33 - Nothing Matters

24:15 - Weather

25:02 - WOMEN!

29:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:32 - Dumpster Diving

37:42 - Breaking Bridget

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:145460857 Sun, 09 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0500 2953 false Y'all Need Jesus Y'all Need Jesus Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:47 - What Is Happening?

12:35 - Sheath Underwear

13:40 - Karma's A Bitch

15:57 - Weather

16:38 - WOMEN!

21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:04 - Parade of Morons

29:03 - BON CHARGE

30:19 - Dumpster Diving

33:18 - Breaking Bridget

37:08 - Phetasy News

39:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:47 - What Is Happening?

12:35 - Sheath Underwear

13:40 - Karma's A Bitch

15:57 - Weather

16:38 - WOMEN!

21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:04 - Parade of Morons

29:03 - BON CHARGE

30:19 - Dumpster Diving

33:18 - Breaking Bridget

37:08 - Phetasy News

39:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:144978778 Sun, 26 May 2024 05:00:00 -0500 2425 false The One Thing All Americans Agree On The One Thing All Americans Agree On Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast.

0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer

9:21 - This F*ckin Guy

15:15 - Sheath Underwear

16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

20:35 - Parade of Morons

23:09 - Weather

23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand

29:32 - BON CHARGE

30:50 - Dumpster Diving

33:56 - Breaking Bridget

37:34 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast.

0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer

9:21 - This F*ckin Guy

15:15 - Sheath Underwear

16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

20:35 - Parade of Morons

23:09 - Weather

23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand

29:32 - BON CHARGE

30:50 - Dumpster Diving

33:56 - Breaking Bridget

37:34 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:144546196 Sun, 12 May 2024 05:00:00 -0500 2498 false Hamas Girl Summer Hamas Girl Summer What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all?

0:00 - What Is Happening

6:35 - Senile-In-Chief

14:02 - Get Rekt, China

15:45 - Sheath Underwear

17:56 - Weather

18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

20:30 Dumpster Diving

22:56 - Bridget Appearances

26:26 - Breaking Bridget

35:05 - Phetasy News

37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Check out Dissident Dialogues

Tulsi Gabbard's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome -

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0:00 - What Is Happening

6:35 - Senile-In-Chief

14:02 - Get Rekt, China

15:45 - Sheath Underwear

17:56 - Weather

18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

20:30 Dumpster Diving

22:56 - Bridget Appearances

26:26 - Breaking Bridget

35:05 - Phetasy News

37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Check out Dissident Dialogues

Tulsi Gabbard's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome -

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:144087826 Sun, 28 Apr 2024 05:00:00 -0500 2363 false F*ck Around And Find Out F*ck Around And Find Out Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?

0:00 - Troll Indicted

4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out

7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty

9:56 - Weather

10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life

13:17 - BON CHARGE

14:34 - Dumpster Diving

17:39 - Breaking Bridget

22:16 - Phetasy News

22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch Helen Joyce's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome -

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?

0:00 - Troll Indicted

4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out

7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty

9:56 - Weather

10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life

13:17 - BON CHARGE

14:34 - Dumpster Diving

17:39 - Breaking Bridget

22:16 - Phetasy News

22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch Helen Joyce's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome -

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:143799597 Sun, 21 Apr 2024 05:00:00 -0500 1479 false All The Adults In Charge Are Power Hungry Liars All The Adults In Charge Are Power Hungry Liars All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.

0:00 - Old-In-Chief

5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy

10:44 - Sheath Underwear

11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t

20:02 - Weather

20:24 - You're Not Crazy

22:00 - Gen Z Discovers

24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce

25:44 - Dumpster Diving

30:16 - Breaking Bridget

40:02 - Phetasy News

42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch Norm Macdonald Rip on O.J. -

Get Moon Pilled -

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.

0:00 - Old-In-Chief

5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy

10:44 - Sheath Underwear

11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t

20:02 - Weather

20:24 - You're Not Crazy

22:00 - Gen Z Discovers

24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce

25:44 - Dumpster Diving

30:16 - Breaking Bridget

40:02 - Phetasy News

42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch Norm Macdonald Rip on O.J. -

Get Moon Pilled -

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:143565212 Sun, 14 Apr 2024 10:10:01 -0500 2593 false Two Chicks At The Same Time Two Chicks At The Same Time Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.

0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:42 - WOMEN!

9:25 - RIP Lizzo

11:26 - What Is Happening?

14:20 - Weather

14:47 - BON CHARGE

16:07 - Parade of Morons

19:45 - Gen Z Discovers

21:30 - Dumpster Diving

22:32 - Breaking Bridget

27:06 - Phetasy News

29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch the full Normal World Neuralink sketch featuring Bridget -

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.

0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:42 - WOMEN!

9:25 - RIP Lizzo

11:26 - What Is Happening?

14:20 - Weather

14:47 - BON CHARGE

16:07 - Parade of Morons

19:45 - Gen Z Discovers

21:30 - Dumpster Diving

22:32 - Breaking Bridget

27:06 - Phetasy News

29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch the full Normal World Neuralink sketch featuring Bridget -

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:143351748 Sun, 07 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0500 1853 false My Culture Is Not Your Costume My Culture Is Not Your Costume Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

9:49 - WOMEN!

13:06 - Sheath Underwear

14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty

19:22 - Weather

20:04 - What Is Happening

24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE

27:33 - Gen Z Discovers

29:32 - Dumpster Diving

31:28 - Breaking Bridget

42:56 - Phetasy News

43:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Factor & BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

9:49 - WOMEN!

13:06 - Sheath Underwear

14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty

19:22 - Weather

20:04 - What Is Happening

24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE

27:33 - Gen Z Discovers

29:32 - Dumpster Diving

31:28 - Breaking Bridget

42:56 - Phetasy News

43:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Factor & BON CHARGE

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- Find a meal plan that fits your diet and goals at Factor. Get 50% off with code DUMPSTER50

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:142901125 Sun, 24 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0500 2728 false Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us? Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us? How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?

0:00 - WOMEN!

8:15 - Old-In-Chief

9:49 - Troll-In-Exile

11:39 - Get Rekt China

15:37 - Sheath Underwear

16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Weather

18:59 - Never Woke Enough

20:13 - The Unwokening

23:29 - BON CHARGE

24:39 - Dumpster Diving

26:06 - Breaking Bridget

30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Read Bridget's Sydney Sweeney article - https://thespectator.com/topic/sydney-sweeney-boobs-back-culture-glorification/

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?

0:00 - WOMEN!

8:15 - Old-In-Chief

9:49 - Troll-In-Exile

11:39 - Get Rekt China

15:37 - Sheath Underwear

16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Weather

18:59 - Never Woke Enough

20:13 - The Unwokening

23:29 - BON CHARGE

24:39 - Dumpster Diving

26:06 - Breaking Bridget

30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Read Bridget's Sydney Sweeney article - https://thespectator.com/topic/sydney-sweeney-boobs-back-culture-glorification/

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:142471156 Sun, 10 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0500 1864 false Too Smart To Be This McTarded Too Smart To Be This McTarded What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.

0:00 - Introduction

0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:51 - We're Living In A South Park

14:14 - RIP/BDE

15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:28 - Sheath Underwear

17:29 - Never Woke Enough

19:48 - Weather

20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:40 - Manscaped & Factor

27:57 - Beyond Parody

30:34 - Dumpster Diving

31:45 - Breaking Bridget

37:32 - Phetasy News

38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Manscaped & Factor

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.

0:00 - Introduction

0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:51 - We're Living In A South Park

14:14 - RIP/BDE

15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:28 - Sheath Underwear

17:29 - Never Woke Enough

19:48 - Weather

20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:40 - Manscaped & Factor

27:57 - Beyond Parody

30:34 - Dumpster Diving

31:45 - Breaking Bridget

37:32 - Phetasy News

38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Manscaped & Factor

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Gentlemen, don't neglect your male grooming! Visit Manscaped and get 20% off & free shipping with the code DUMPSTER

- Find a meal plan that fits your diet and goals at Factor and get 50% off with code DUMPSTER50

- Need a good therapist? Visit https://www.justjeren.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:142016580 Sun, 25 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0600 2420 false The Diaper People The Diaper People The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting.

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

0:00 - Introduction

0:50 - What Is Happening?

4:54 - Join Phetasy

5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War

9:25 - Sheath Underwear

10:25 - Russia So Russian

15:05 - Sprained My Eyes

19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins

22:46 - Weather

24:13 - WOMEN!

26:12 - We're All Gonna Die

28:02 - Gen Z Discovers

30:17 - Dumpster Diving

32:41 - Breaking Bridget

37:55 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting.

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

0:00 - Introduction

0:50 - What Is Happening?

4:54 - Join Phetasy

5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War

9:25 - Sheath Underwear

10:25 - Russia So Russian

15:05 - Sprained My Eyes

19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins

22:46 - Weather

24:13 - WOMEN!

26:12 - We're All Gonna Die

28:02 - Gen Z Discovers

30:17 - Dumpster Diving

32:41 - Breaking Bridget

37:55 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

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Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:141568104 Sun, 11 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0600 2472 false American Karen American Karen Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show?

0:00 - Introduction

1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

11:16 - Parade of Morons

14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth

16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is)

25:46 - Weather

26:55 - BDE

28:40 - Dumpster Diving

31:17 - Breaking Bridget

39:52 - Phetasy News

43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Links:

Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset Class

Carol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyranny

AB5 Employment Result

The Independent Contractor Rule goes National

Kevin Kiley on Walk-Ins Welcome - AB5 Going National Will Be A Disaster

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth!

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show?

0:00 - Introduction

1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

11:16 - Parade of Morons

14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth

16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is)

25:46 - Weather

26:55 - BDE

28:40 - Dumpster Diving

31:17 - Breaking Bridget

39:52 - Phetasy News

43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Links:

Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset Class

Carol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyranny

AB5 Employment Result

The Independent Contractor Rule goes National

Kevin Kiley on Walk-Ins Welcome - AB5 Going National Will Be A Disaster

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath Underwear's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:140884156 Sun, 21 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0600 2664 false This Is What Happens... This Is What Happens... What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

0:00 - Introduction

1:14 - Troll-In-Exile

4:47 - What Is Happening?

11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Get Rekt, China

20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth

23:17 - Weather

23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:29 - Dumpster Diving

25:42 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount ----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

0:00 - Introduction

1:14 - Troll-In-Exile

4:47 - What Is Happening?

11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Get Rekt, China

20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth

23:17 - Weather

23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:29 - Dumpster Diving

25:42 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount ----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:140438142 Sun, 07 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0600 1989 false MAGA: The Gathering MAGA: The Gathering Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

0:00 - Introduction

0:31 - Troll-In-Exile

4:38 - Join Phetasy

5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire

11:10 - Sheath Underwear

12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins

16:05 - Weather

17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa

19:26 - No End In Pandemic

22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye

22:57 - Gen Z Discovers

26:00 - Dumpster Diving

30:18 - Breaking Bridget

36:20 - Phetasy News

39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

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Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

0:00 - Introduction

0:31 - Troll-In-Exile

4:38 - Join Phetasy

5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire

11:10 - Sheath Underwear

12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins

16:05 - Weather

17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa

19:26 - No End In Pandemic

22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye

22:57 - Gen Z Discovers

26:00 - Dumpster Diving

30:18 - Breaking Bridget

36:20 - Phetasy News

39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Get your copy of The Night That Rico Saved Santa - https://amzn.to/3T31ewF

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

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Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:139854463 Sun, 17 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0600 2401 false Two Americas, One Cup Two Americas, One Cup Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

Chapters:

0:00 - Introduction

0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

5:14 - BDE Award

7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

16:01 - Sheath Underwear

17:10 - Everything Is Racist

19:03 - What Is Happening?

20:00 - Weather

20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth

26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins

28:07 - Gen Z Discovers

31:01 - Dumpster Diving

33:43 - Breaking Bridget

38:23 - Phetasy News

40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Get your copy of The Night That Rico Saved Santa - https://amzn.to/3T31ewF

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

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Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

Chapters:

0:00 - Introduction

0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

5:14 - BDE Award

7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

16:01 - Sheath Underwear

17:10 - Everything Is Racist

19:03 - What Is Happening?

20:00 - Weather

20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth

26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins

28:07 - Gen Z Discovers

31:01 - Dumpster Diving

33:43 - Breaking Bridget

38:23 - Phetasy News

40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Get your copy of The Night That Rico Saved Santa - https://amzn.to/3T31ewF

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy

----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:139382091 Sun, 03 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0600 2549 false It's True, Because It's True It's True, Because It's True Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Bridget's whale songs?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

Chapters

0:00 - Introduction

1:21 - Capitalism Always Wins

2:59 - What Is Happening?

6:05 - Commiefornia

9:50 - Sheath Underwear

10:51 - Parade of Morons

15:05 - A Yacht For Every Pleb

16:40 - Weather

17:09 - CrowdHealth

18:22 - This F*ckin Guy

19:20 - Gen Z Discovers

26:33 - Dumpster Diving

28:51 - Breaking Bridget

32:28 - Phetasy News

34:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & Crowdhealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Bridget's whale songs?

Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.

Chapters

0:00 - Introduction

1:21 - Capitalism Always Wins

2:59 - What Is Happening?

6:05 - Commiefornia

9:50 - Sheath Underwear

10:51 - Parade of Morons

15:05 - A Yacht For Every Pleb

16:40 - Weather

17:09 - CrowdHealth

18:22 - This F*ckin Guy

19:20 - Gen Z Discovers

26:33 - Dumpster Diving

28:51 - Breaking Bridget

32:28 - Phetasy News

34:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & Crowdhealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy substack:post:139219730 Sun, 19 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0600 2173 false 2 + 2 = Math Is Racist 2 + 2 = Math Is Racist Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her armpit hair?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

4:03 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:07 - RIP

8:22 - Everything Is Racist

12:11 - Sheath Underwear

13:14 - Get Rekt Big Pharma

15:40 - Capitalism Always Wins

18:38 - Weather

19:19 - Crowdhealth

20:33 - Dumpster Fire Couple

23:31 - Gen Z Discovers

29:01 - Dumpster Diving

31:14 - Breaking Bridget

36:54 - Phetasy News

39:07 - The Internet Is Glorious


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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her armpit hair?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

4:03 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:07 - RIP

8:22 - Everything Is Racist

12:11 - Sheath Underwear

13:14 - Get Rekt Big Pharma

15:40 - Capitalism Always Wins

18:38 - Weather

19:19 - Crowdhealth

20:33 - Dumpster Fire Couple

23:31 - Gen Z Discovers

29:01 - Dumpster Diving

31:14 - Breaking Bridget

36:54 - Phetasy News

39:07 - The Internet Is Glorious


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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 606e57b9-8820-4f5e-89e2-e08768649219 Sun, 05 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0600 2470 true Watching Mental Patients Eat Their Poo Watching Mental Patients Eat Their Poo What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter like watching mental patients eat their own poo? Will Bridget admit to being a moron?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:16 - Capitalism Always Wins

4:13 - Cancelled

4:52 - A Yacht For Every Pleb

6:09 - Weather

7:47 - Vida & Sheath Underwear

10:33 - Gen Z Discovers...

16:00 - Dumpster Diving

17:52 - Breaking Bridget

29:54 - Phetasy News

31:44 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter like watching mental patients eat their own poo? Will Bridget admit to being a moron?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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0:00 - Introduction

2:16 - Capitalism Always Wins

4:13 - Cancelled

4:52 - A Yacht For Every Pleb

6:09 - Weather

7:47 - Vida & Sheath Underwear

10:33 - Gen Z Discovers...

16:00 - Dumpster Diving

17:52 - Breaking Bridget

29:54 - Phetasy News

31:44 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy f69f3fc4-899b-4d95-916d-912f73a3f87f Sun, 22 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0500 1919 true The Gaslighting Will Continue Until Morale Improves The Gaslighting Will Continue Until Morale Improves Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:45 - Cancelled

1:57 - Olds-In-Charge/RIP

4:05 - Capitalism Always Wins

5:15 - Get Rekt, China

6:14 - Commiefornia

9:35 - Weather

10:04 - WOMEN!

17:28 - There's No End In Pandemic

18:49 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

20:09 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

33:53 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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0:00 - Introduction

1:45 - Cancelled

1:57 - Olds-In-Charge/RIP

4:05 - Capitalism Always Wins

5:15 - Get Rekt, China

6:14 - Commiefornia

9:35 - Weather

10:04 - WOMEN!

17:28 - There's No End In Pandemic

18:49 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

20:09 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

33:53 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 5fec6c97-41e2-4506-a6cc-64233d6c5de1 Sun, 08 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2196 true Stay Outta My Lane Stay Outta My Lane Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:24 - Troll-In-Exile

5:08 - What Is Happening

8:45 - Commiefornia

11:42 - Parade of Morons

18:02 - Weather

18:33 - Sprained My Eyes

20:44 - Beyond Parody

25:18 - Dumpster Diving

29:00 - Breaking Bridget

37:37 - Phetasy News

39:44 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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0:00 - Introduction

2:24 - Troll-In-Exile

5:08 - What Is Happening

8:45 - Commiefornia

11:42 - Parade of Morons

18:02 - Weather

18:33 - Sprained My Eyes

20:44 - Beyond Parody

25:18 - Dumpster Diving

29:00 - Breaking Bridget

37:37 - Phetasy News

39:44 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 0deee688-1b20-4711-937b-b5be73d44463 Sun, 24 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2449 true The Aliens Are Coming The Aliens Are Coming Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:29 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

7:14 - Aliens Among Us

10:39 - Olds-In-Charge

12:40 - Beyond Parody

15:30 - Commiefornia

20:28 - Weather

20:54 - Sheath Underwear

22:01 - This F*cking Guy

25:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

27:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life

29:48 - Dumpster Diving

31:42 - Breaking Bridget

39:46 - Phetasy News

42:58 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear!


- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

2:29 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

7:14 - Aliens Among Us

10:39 - Olds-In-Charge

12:40 - Beyond Parody

15:30 - Commiefornia

20:28 - Weather

20:54 - Sheath Underwear

22:01 - This F*cking Guy

25:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

27:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life

29:48 - Dumpster Diving

31:42 - Breaking Bridget

39:46 - Phetasy News

42:58 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear!


- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at

https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 8f488671-f12c-4744-a59a-0472b522ec47 Sun, 17 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2579 true Everything Is Bullsh*t Everything Is Bullsh*t What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:14 - What Is Happening

8:05 - Beyond Parody

11:36 - Russia So Russian

13:38 - Encampment Of Morons

19:53 - Weather

21:02 - Seed

22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life

24:03 - Dumpster Diving

27:33 - Breaking Bridget

32:50 - Phetasy News

35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsors Seed!


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

2:14 - What Is Happening

8:05 - Beyond Parody

11:36 - Russia So Russian

13:38 - Encampment Of Morons

19:53 - Weather

21:02 - Seed

22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life

24:03 - Dumpster Diving

27:33 - Breaking Bridget

32:50 - Phetasy News

35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsors Seed!


- Try Seed's breakthrough probiotic and prebiotic capsule for gastrointestinal and whole body health. Go to https://www.seed.com/dumpster/ and save 30% on your first month with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 69ea1e9c-1b41-46d0-a574-04abb6854764 Sun, 10 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0500 2146 true The Mugshot Economy The Mugshot Economy Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - Troll-Indicted

6:45 - Olds-In-Charge

10:23 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

13:10 - Commiefornia

15:48 - Russia So Russian

17:32 - Weather

17:58 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life

19:02 - Parade of Morons

23:49 - Dumpster Diving

25:14 - Breaking Bridget

32:22 - Phetasy News

34:52 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - Troll-Indicted

6:45 - Olds-In-Charge

10:23 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

13:10 - Commiefornia

15:48 - Russia So Russian

17:32 - Weather

17:58 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life

19:02 - Parade of Morons

23:49 - Dumpster Diving

25:14 - Breaking Bridget

32:22 - Phetasy News

34:52 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 25a5a3f0-c4f6-4a7f-a0e1-402bbe3f7d4d Sun, 03 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2177 true Thanks, Lizzo Thanks, Lizzo Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Patriarchy So Crafty

4:14 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

6:14 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

7:55 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

10:18 - Weather

11:40 - Seed/HaHa Hot Sauce

13:47 - Cool Science Shit

15:23 - Thanks, Lizzo

16:42 - Dumpster Diving

20:44 - Breaking Bridget

27:42 - Phetasy News

30:35 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Patriarchy So Crafty

4:14 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

6:14 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

7:55 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

10:18 - Weather

11:40 - Seed/HaHa Hot Sauce

13:47 - Cool Science Shit

15:23 - Thanks, Lizzo

16:42 - Dumpster Diving

20:44 - Breaking Bridget

27:42 - Phetasy News

30:35 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 54d7b2a8-a7d1-4913-810b-1b53a5602fa7 Sun, 06 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0500 1799 true The United States of Gerontocracy The United States of Gerontocracy What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real

12:06 - RIP

13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple

21:01 - Weather

21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed

23:55 - Sprained My Eyes

27:59 - Beyond Parody

30:30 - Dumpster Diving

33:17 - Breaking Bridget

41:53 - Phetasy News

44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real

12:06 - RIP

13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple

21:01 - Weather

21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed

23:55 - Sprained My Eyes

27:59 - Beyond Parody

30:30 - Dumpster Diving

33:17 - Breaking Bridget

41:53 - Phetasy News

44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsors Seed and Sheath Underwear!


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 3c32a80f-062b-4807-9eb2-09aed9fd4e93 Sun, 30 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2630 true Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life

11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

15:29 - Sprained My Eyes

16:48 - Weather

17:39 - Neon Hippie

18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty

20:42 - Eunuch Maker

23:55 - Dumpster Diving

28:08 - Breaking Bridget

32:45 - Phetasy News

35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsor, Neon Hippie!


- Check out their amazing skincare products

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life

11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

15:29 - Sprained My Eyes

16:48 - Weather

17:39 - Neon Hippie

18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty

20:42 - Eunuch Maker

23:55 - Dumpster Diving

28:08 - Breaking Bridget

32:45 - Phetasy News

35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsor, Neon Hippie!


- Check out their amazing skincare products

https://neonhippie.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 9d75d427-16c3-4597-a98d-5de9eaaf79df Sun, 16 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2122 true Dumpster Fire Is A False Flag Dumpster Fire Is A False Flag Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:49 - This F*ckin Guy

6:51 - Just The Tip 2024

11:09 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

12:17 - Commiefornia

12:39 - Weather

13:07 - Sheath Underwear

14:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

17:10 - Tax The Rich

18:58 - Dumpster Diving

24:28 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

32:40 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:49 - This F*ckin Guy

6:51 - Just The Tip 2024

11:09 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

12:17 - Commiefornia

12:39 - Weather

13:07 - Sheath Underwear

14:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

17:10 - Tax The Rich

18:58 - Dumpster Diving

24:28 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

32:40 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 57de1fc2-e5f2-40d6-8d38-b811e0fe8350 Sun, 09 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500 1995 true The Nerds Need To Be Stopped The Nerds Need To Be Stopped Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - A Submersible For Every Billionaire

5:28 - Russia So Russian

8:14 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

12:55 - Rich Get Richer

16:22 - Weather

16:57 - Sheath Underwear

18:17 - Eunuch Maker

22:36 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

26:05 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

28:16 - Dumpster Diving

32:05 - Breaking Bridget

39:28 - Phetasy News

42:30 - The Internet Is Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - A Submersible For Every Billionaire

5:28 - Russia So Russian

8:14 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

12:55 - Rich Get Richer

16:22 - Weather

16:57 - Sheath Underwear

18:17 - Eunuch Maker

22:36 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

26:05 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

28:16 - Dumpster Diving

32:05 - Breaking Bridget

39:28 - Phetasy News

42:30 - The Internet Is Glorious


----------------------------------------------------------------------


Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 1599f298-7a7f-46c7-988f-1ee076c9bbde Sun, 02 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0500 2547 true The Emperor Has No Gender The Emperor Has No Gender Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understand Bridget's Oedipus joke?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:32 - The Current Thing

11:10 - The Making of A Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

13:47 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

14:47 - Everything Is Racist

14:59 - Weather

15:31 - What Is Happening?

16:54 - Siri, Please Take My Life

17:49 - Dumpster Diving

20:37 - Breaking Bridget

28:19 - Phetasy News

30:15 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understand Bridget's Oedipus joke?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


0:00 - Introduction

2:32 - The Current Thing

11:10 - The Making of A Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

13:47 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

14:47 - Everything Is Racist

14:59 - Weather

15:31 - What Is Happening?

16:54 - Siri, Please Take My Life

17:49 - Dumpster Diving

20:37 - Breaking Bridget

28:19 - Phetasy News

30:15 - The Internet Is Glorious


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 23f5f756-cee3-4770-b10b-c39f18efd82c Sun, 25 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -0500 1867 true Nice Non-Man Moobs Nice Non-Man Moobs What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget?

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 591837f3-6cb5-40b8-ba41-88e01f288089 Sun, 18 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2492 true It's A Slippery Slope It's A Slippery Slope Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy e122410f-5c75-4a15-8e46-1c0d7e5629be Mon, 12 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2651 true The Titanic Was An Inside Job The Titanic Was An Inside Job Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

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00:00 - Introduction

00:53 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb

04:06 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds

05:08 - BDE/RIP

5:52 - Get Rekt China

7:02 - Weather

7:14 - WOMEN!

8:01 - Sheath

9:19 - Dumpster Diving

10:50 - Breaking Bridget

14:07 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!

- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


00:00 - Introduction

00:53 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb

04:06 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds

05:08 - BDE/RIP

5:52 - Get Rekt China

7:02 - Weather

7:14 - WOMEN!

8:01 - Sheath

9:19 - Dumpster Diving

10:50 - Breaking Bridget

14:07 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!

- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 336117aa-08cd-46fc-a3f5-6f07443664bf Mon, 08 May 2023 07:00:00 -0500 847 true Execution Culture Is Coming Execution Culture Is Coming Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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00:00 - Introduction

00:58 - Cake For Every Pleb

3:07 - Executed

5:51 - Get Rekt, China

7:08 - There's No End In Pandemic

7:27 - Get Rekt, Big Slavery

8:38 - Weather

8:52 - Sheath Underwear

10:22 - Phetasy News

11:22 - The Theatre of the Plebs Is Glorious

12:55 - End


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


00:00 - Introduction

00:58 - Cake For Every Pleb

3:07 - Executed

5:51 - Get Rekt, China

7:08 - There's No End In Pandemic

7:27 - Get Rekt, Big Slavery

8:38 - Weather

8:52 - Sheath Underwear

10:22 - Phetasy News

11:22 - The Theatre of the Plebs Is Glorious

12:55 - End


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy be44686d-9327-477d-8cfe-0598ae286b73 Mon, 17 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0500 733 true The Final Dumpster Fire The Final Dumpster Fire Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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00:00 - Introduction

1:16 - Gavin Newsom Rant

5:18 - Jordan Peterson clarification

11:07 - Troll-In-Exile

14:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

21:25 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:42 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:40 - Parade Of Morons

28:40 - Weather

29:15 - Sheath Underwear

30:15 - Dumpster Diving

33:35 - Breaking Bridget

40:29 - Phetasy News

43:13 - The Internet Is Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


00:00 - Introduction

1:16 - Gavin Newsom Rant

5:18 - Jordan Peterson clarification

11:07 - Troll-In-Exile

14:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

21:25 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:42 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:40 - Parade Of Morons

28:40 - Weather

29:15 - Sheath Underwear

30:15 - Dumpster Diving

33:35 - Breaking Bridget

40:29 - Phetasy News

43:13 - The Internet Is Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!


- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy fe77a8ed-6e07-433c-a4d7-febd99ae90f0 Mon, 03 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0500 2649 true AI Is Coming For Us All AI Is Coming For Us All Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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00:00 - Introduction

2:53 - Troll-In-Exile

7:19 - It Keeps Getting Juicier

12:28 - Parade of Morons

18:24 - RIP

19:47 - Weather

20:20 - Sheath

21:22 - Dumpster Diving

23:28 - Breaking Bridget

31:44 - Phetasy News

35:16 - The Internet Is Glorious


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Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear!

- Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER"


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Watch the full Jussie Smollet reenactment here:

- https://twitter.com/iFightForKids/status/1635716965342773257


Internet Is Glorious links

- https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cox37WLjbue/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

- https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnKDqkgpA_y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

- https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnOijzXoR-b/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D


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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/


For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

]]> Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/


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00:00 - Introduction

2:53 - Troll-In-Exile

7:19 - It Keeps Getting Juicier

12:28 - Parade of Morons

18:24 - RIP

19:47 - Weather

20:20 - Sheath

21:22 - Dumpster Diving

23:28 - Breaking Bridget

31:44 - Phetasy News

35:16 - The Internet Is Glorious


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]]> Bridget Phetasy 49190f63-dd56-4b5a-8b5d-e64dee4fcf2e Mon, 27 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500 2175 true Never See An Uggo Again Never See An Uggo Again Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody!

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody!

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00:00 - Introduction

1:39 - WOMEN!

5:32 - What Is Happening?

8:03 - We're All Gonna Die

12:43 - Troll-In-Exile

16:54 - Weather

17:42 - Sheath Underwear

19:00 - Never Woke Enough

22:14 - Making of a Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

32:07 - Phetasy News

33:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

34:34 - Credits


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:39 - WOMEN!

5:32 - What Is Happening?

8:03 - We're All Gonna Die

12:43 - Troll-In-Exile

16:54 - Weather

17:42 - Sheath Underwear

19:00 - Never Woke Enough

22:14 - Making of a Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

32:07 - Phetasy News

33:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

34:34 - Credits


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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 17c92a8d-e20d-44ef-ae9b-dca37b4bdab3 Mon, 27 Feb 2023 13:00:00 -0600 2019 true AI Hot Girls vs. WOMEN AI Hot Girls vs. WOMEN Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy e2de7fc3-03d3-488e-b147-bb8aecb060b5 Mon, 06 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0600 1924 true Lamest Doomsday Ever (Live) Lamest Doomsday Ever (Live) Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government?

What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&M going to start an Only Fans? Will Bridget's red coral impression save it from dying?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government?

What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&M going to start an Only Fans? Will Bridget's red coral impression save it from dying?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 6669341e-d1f9-4354-be08-07a13e07d14b Mon, 30 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600 1924 true Game of Chodes Game of Chodes How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? Is Bridget the (less successful) Steven Crowder of chicks?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? Is Bridget the (less successful) Steven Crowder of chicks?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 9bb73b78-a13b-4107-bac0-ea7cb40197cb Mon, 23 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600 1733 true Make Shame Great Again Make Shame Great Again Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phetasy’s Twitter account?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phetasy’s Twitter account?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy df496bf2-a00b-4368-9289-bb72e64defe6 Mon, 09 Jan 2023 11:15:00 -0600 3217 true Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Dumpster Fire (Live) Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Dumpster Fire (Live) Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original nemesis?

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original nemesis?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 4b981ccb-f2af-41fa-82ff-199fdaee85cc Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0600 2900 true Everyone Is So Broken Everyone Is So Broken What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campaign confirm our long-standing suspicion about pedos? Did this week break Bridget?

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FTX's Collapse Was A Crime, Not An Accident

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campaign confirm our long-standing suspicion about pedos? Did this week break Bridget?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Use #dumpsterfire for free shipping on orders over $100! Promo ends 12/5/22

Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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FTX's Collapse Was A Crime, Not An Accident

https://www.coindesk.com/layer2/2022/11/30/ftxs-collapse-was-a-crime-not-an-accident/


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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 064d97d7-b932-42eb-8e74-11c51b92e7e0 Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2920 true Extremely Hardcore (Live) Extremely Hardcore (Live) Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Dumpster Fire?

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Dumpster Fire?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Use #dumpsterfire for free shipping on orders over $100! Promo ends 12/5/22

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 1c21ebe7-00e7-4468-b44c-ec9fb0028f75 Mon, 21 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2334 true This Is Thunderdome This Is Thunderdome Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the most ridiculous trailer ever?

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Watch the full New Amsterdam trailer in all its glory -

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1588565397308964865?s=42&t=OhHLw9VuqXHFEYzCoOcoBg


Read the full Intercept article referenced in Breaking Bridget -

https://theintercept.com/2022/10/31/social-media-disinformation-dhs/


Bridget on JRE -

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1vxZXy6CJxA6nsudHPS7lW?si=XkUnn6jdSpmlTFML_fGMEA&nd=1


Bridget on Darkhorse - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpUOMiC_mE

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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]]> Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the most ridiculous trailer ever?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Use #dumpsterfire for free shipping on orders over $100! Promo ends 12/5/22

Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Watch the full New Amsterdam trailer in all its glory -

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1588565397308964865?s=42&t=OhHLw9VuqXHFEYzCoOcoBg


Read the full Intercept article referenced in Breaking Bridget -

https://theintercept.com/2022/10/31/social-media-disinformation-dhs/


Bridget on JRE -

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1vxZXy6CJxA6nsudHPS7lW?si=XkUnn6jdSpmlTFML_fGMEA&nd=1


Bridget on Darkhorse - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpUOMiC_mE

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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]]> Bridget Phetasy 395fc1ab-3ec4-4894-821c-ed4ce2cc764f Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2901 true YouTube Loves Us! YouTube Loves Us! Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about Bridget?

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about Bridget?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Watch the video: https://youtu.be/XC-V3fqUNLA

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 9be2dd27-a7c1-45ff-9e68-a3caaa5678fd Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0500 2513 true Populism Has A Point Populism Has A Point Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over him lately? Should Bridget be tanning her butthole?

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Bridget on Megyn Kelly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsD_VONEGbc

Spectator Article - I Wanted To Leave California Before It Was Cool - https://spectatorworld.com/topic/i-wanted-to-leave-california-before-it-was-cool/

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Walk-Ins Welcome Episodes discussing Islamism & women

Yasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I

Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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]]> Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over him lately? Should Bridget be tanning her butthole?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Bridget on Megyn Kelly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsD_VONEGbc

Spectator Article - I Wanted To Leave California Before It Was Cool - https://spectatorworld.com/topic/i-wanted-to-leave-california-before-it-was-cool/

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Walk-Ins Welcome Episodes discussing Islamism & women

Yasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I

Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.


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]]> Bridget Phetasy ce357d45-9846-41fd-aa12-d0f05855de93 Mon, 10 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0500 3437 true There Are Plurals In My Meatsuit There Are Plurals In My Meatsuit Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow reunion in our future? Exactly how many personalities does Bridget have?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Walk-Ins Welcome Episodes

Yasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I

Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o

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Thank you to our sponsor, Sheath Underwear! Stock up on the essentials at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER.

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow reunion in our future? Exactly how many personalities does Bridget have?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

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Walk-Ins Welcome Episodes

Yasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I

Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o

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Thank you to our sponsor, Sheath Underwear! Stock up on the essentials at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER.

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy acb067d7-ffae-4e48-8cf5-d18f2512e08f Mon, 26 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500 2957 true Keep Calm & Dumpster On Keep Calm & Dumpster On Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Read Bridget's Piece - I Regret Being A Slut - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/p/slut-regret

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these things actually sell? Will Phetasy cash in on the baby onesie market?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 189768c8-34ef-4366-a0e7-5717a2e976dd Mon, 29 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500 2263 true Defund The IRS Defund The IRS Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy issues explain everything about him? Will you ever be able to get Bridget's Monkeypox jingle out of your head?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy issues explain everything about him? Will you ever be able to get Bridget's Monkeypox jingle out of your head?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear and IP Vanish!

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 993aa464-11bd-41b8-ab3f-a05a0468b3b1 Mon, 08 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500 3500 true Return Of The Dumpster Return Of The Dumpster Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sammy Flaps n' Folds? Will Bridget or Maggie give birth to the Idiot Musk Child?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sammy Flaps n' Folds? Will Bridget or Maggie give birth to the Idiot Musk Child?

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy e79f54fc-1259-45dc-b076-a9390c318733 Mon, 25 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500 3500 true Make The Colonies Great For The First Time Make The Colonies Great For The First Time Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam engine be? How much does Bridget know about Mozart's shoes? Find out in our second historical Dumpster Fire!

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam engine be? How much does Bridget know about Mozart's shoes? Find out in our second historical Dumpster Fire!

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy bfb048cf-8b10-4ff2-9071-a6f5d5ead589 Mon, 23 May 2022 05:00:00 -0500 1235 true There's Lead In The Aqueducts There's Lead In The Aqueducts How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Füm, and IP Vanish!




This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 83815c54-4c7c-4d8c-ae09-da29a3b9b741 Mon, 02 May 2022 07:00:00 -0500 1278 true Control Your Soul's Desire For Children Control Your Soul's Desire For Children Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return to Dumpster Fire after she has Matilda?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return to Dumpster Fire after she has Matilda?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy ced4fb0e-1c1d-4ffd-a08c-9625831a972e Mon, 11 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0500 2569 true Dumpster Fire 89 - Premageddon Is Upon Us Dumpster Fire 89 - Premageddon Is Upon Us Original Air Date - 4/3/22

Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 4/3/22

Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy cbc26e48-0a02-4623-9593-f45b2b94dd3a Mon, 04 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0500 3623 true Dumpster Fire 88 - Return of the Flaps N' Folds Dumpster Fire 88 - Return of the Flaps N' Folds Original Air Date - 3/28/22

Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 3/28/22

Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 02c510e3-3aaf-4ec6-8aeb-6e0493b3b2ab Mon, 28 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0500 3012 true Dumpster Fire 87 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Dumpster Fire 87 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Original Air Date - 3/14/22

Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 3/14/22

Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 42936c3a-e304-4c6c-ae7f-4af211b199c5 Mon, 14 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500 3309 true Dumpster Fire 86 - The Hunt For Red Yachtober Dumpster Fire 86 - The Hunt For Red Yachtober Original Air Date - 3/7/22

Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"?

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 3/7/22

Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"?

Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 2e24c7c4-185f-485c-9259-0a0318c313d0 Mon, 07 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2744 true Dumpster Fire 85 - The Chernobyl of Bad Takes Dumpster Fire 85 - The Chernobyl of Bad Takes Original Air Date - 2/28/22

Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 2/28/22

Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 36357ff0-0a2b-47a9-920a-3f098328cbc8 Mon, 28 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2995 true Dumpster Fire 84 - Let Them Eat Bezos Dumpster Fire 84 - Let Them Eat Bezos Original Air Date - 2/14/22

Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt?

Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 2/14/22

Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt?

Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy cbf19836-e396-4685-97ee-aec6ea799885 Mon, 14 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2496 true Dumpster Fire 83 - Undertones of Brad Pitt Dumpster Fire 83 - Undertones of Brad Pitt Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie is the best? Can Bridget pull off a Brad Pitt in Seven impression?

Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie is the best? Can Bridget pull off a Brad Pitt in Seven impression?

Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 91d30e88-c847-4824-9dfd-fce48c31fd3c Mon, 07 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2373 true Dumpster Fire 82 - A Yacht For Every Pleb Dumpster Fire 82 - A Yacht For Every Pleb Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our problems? Will Bridget ever care again?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our problems? Will Bridget ever care again?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy fd45667e-df35-4021-b4ed-6c83e3cc9f39 Mon, 24 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600 3102 true Dumpster Fire 81 - Get Rich or Get F*cked Dumpster Fire 81 - Get Rich or Get F*cked Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan Fox's last name? What do you need to do to earn a spot on Bridget's yacht?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan Fox's last name? What do you need to do to earn a spot on Bridget's yacht?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy be50c4b0-15e2-4ff7-9db6-49fb83730f1d Mon, 17 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600 2841 true Dumpster Fire 80 - The Pearl Harbor of Dumpster Fires Dumpster Fire 80 - The Pearl Harbor of Dumpster Fires Original Air Date - 1/10/22

Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the most masculine thing ever? Should Bridget start selling her farts?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 1/10/22

Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the most masculine thing ever? Should Bridget start selling her farts?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 6dead470-b614-4750-afc0-d6c17fa6c3c2 Tue, 11 Jan 2022 01:00:00 -0600 2941 true Dumpster Fire 79 - Last Dumpster Fire Ever... NOT! Dumpster Fire 79 - Last Dumpster Fire Ever... NOT! Original Air Date - 12/20/21

Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Equity”? Is there a tunnelthat goes under CNN to The Getty? Is Bridget going to lose her mind?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 12/20/21

Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Equity”? Is there a tunnelthat goes under CNN to The Getty? Is Bridget going to lose her mind?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy d1cc25e4-1936-4394-9207-60f00ec6e71b Mon, 20 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600 3254 true Dumpster Fire 78 - Broken Bridget Dumpster Fire 78 - Broken Bridget Original Air Date - 12/13/21

Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Who gives facelifts to camels? Does Bridget intend to have a public meltdown in a restaurant?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 12/13/21

Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Who gives facelifts to camels? Does Bridget intend to have a public meltdown in a restaurant?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 75182d1d-1973-42c1-a24b-ebec14da10b0 Tue, 14 Dec 2021 01:00:00 -0600 3100 true Dumpster Fire 77 - Wake Up Sheeple! Dumpster Fire 77 - Wake Up Sheeple! Original Air Date - 12/6/21

Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the only sports organizationwith balls big enough to stand up to China? Is Bridget capable of a Rodney Dangerfield impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 12/6/21

Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the only sports organizationwith balls big enough to stand up to China? Is Bridget capable of a Rodney Dangerfield impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy ac221d11-ba27-4bf1-9ea2-d1588366a394 Tue, 07 Dec 2021 01:00:00 -0600 3234 true Dumpster Fire 76 - Pivoting To Merkin Merchants Dumpster Fire 76 - Pivoting To Merkin Merchants Original Air Date - 11/22/21

Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Maker? What's the best way to protect your flaps & folds? What should the Phetasy improv troop be called?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 11/22/21

Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Maker? What's the best way to protect your flaps & folds? What should the Phetasy improv troop be called?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy dc691c13-33ea-48a0-b0a6-d45f72a090e2 Tue, 23 Nov 2021 01:00:00 -0600 2662 true Dumpster Fire 75 - Suck It, Poors Dumpster Fire 75 - Suck It, Poors Original Air Date - 11/14/21

What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress weddings? Could Bridget care less?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 11/14/21

What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress weddings? Could Bridget care less?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 735f3a96-54e0-472f-ad63-ae41babf41f7 Tue, 16 Nov 2021 01:00:00 -0600 3030 true Dumpster Fire 74 - Tracy Jurgenstein Is A False Flag Dumpster Fire 74 - Tracy Jurgenstein Is A False Flag Original Air Date - 11/1/21

What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't politicians learned their lesson about blackface yet? How often does Bridget get the meat sweats?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 11/1/21

What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't politicians learned their lesson about blackface yet? How often does Bridget get the meat sweats?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 676f293b-e19f-4f61-bb05-4f6a3912caea Tue, 02 Nov 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2318 true Dumpster Fire 73 - The Kids Aren't Alright Dumpster Fire 73 - The Kids Aren't Alright Original Air Date - 10/25/21

Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's new TRUTH app been named more ironically? Are teenage girls being brainwashed into having Tourette's? Will Bridget's Titanic drinking game sweep the nation?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 10/25/21

Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's new TRUTH app been named more ironically? Are teenage girls being brainwashed into having Tourette's? Will Bridget's Titanic drinking game sweep the nation?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 47d5659f-cac3-4a23-9aec-be5ab372bcf4 Tue, 26 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2842 true Dumpster Fire 72 - That Sh*t Is Wack Dumpster Fire 72 - That Sh*t Is Wack Original Air Date - 10/18/21

Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupta grow some balls? Does Bridget have a new catchphrase?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 10/18/21

Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupta grow some balls? Does Bridget have a new catchphrase?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 0bc63653-3308-455e-bd5c-2f9317a5a351 Tue, 19 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2911 true Dumpster Fire 71 - Think While It's Still Legal Dumpster Fire 71 - Think While It's Still Legal Original Air Date - 10/4/21

Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand clothes a sign of white privilege? Why does Bridget now want to move to Florida?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 10/4/21

Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand clothes a sign of white privilege? Why does Bridget now want to move to Florida?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 624a2496-45bf-46d0-93d6-000bc0e8c633 Tue, 05 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0500 3259 true Dumpster Fire 70 - Take Me To The Glue Factory Dumpster Fire 70 - Take Me To The Glue Factory Original Air Date - 9/27/21

Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vaginas" wokespeak or the language of serial killers? Would you watch Bridget reviewing Tom Cruise movies?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date - 9/27/21

Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vaginas" wokespeak or the language of serial killers? Would you watch Bridget reviewing Tom Cruise movies?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 9497a731-1960-40a0-92b1-e1ba9af58a32 Tue, 28 Sep 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2417 true Dumpster Fire 69 - Nice Dumpster Fire 69 - Nice Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really feel about AOC's ass?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really feel about AOC's ass?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 705285dd-149a-4e53-b16f-805694694df6 Wed, 22 Sep 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2617 true Dumpster Fire 68 - We Hate Everything Dumpster Fire 68 - We Hate Everything Original Air Date: 9/6/21

Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relationship with its citizens? Did Jen Psaki confess to a "plandemic"? Does Bridget understand what a vasectomy is?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: 9/6/21

Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relationship with its citizens? Did Jen Psaki confess to a "plandemic"? Does Bridget understand what a vasectomy is?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 0044a690-65c9-4a48-a758-60e44b0ac5a9 Mon, 20 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0500 2641 true Dumpster Fire 67 - We Are Not A News Show Dumpster Fire 67 - We Are Not A News Show Original Air Date: 8/30/21

Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many milk crates lying around? Would Bridget die for her comedy?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: 8/30/21

Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many milk crates lying around? Would Bridget die for her comedy?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 358067bd-bb4c-41d4-9d67-93a68314e86d Sun, 19 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0500 2609 true Dumpster Fire 66 - This Was Always The Plan Dumpster Fire 66 - This Was Always The Plan Original Air Date: 8/23/21

Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NASA actually laser our heart from space? Is the key to defeating the Taliban as simple as boobs?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: 8/23/21

Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NASA actually laser our heart from space? Is the key to defeating the Taliban as simple as boobs?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 74ecdb37-0aab-468a-98b1-99b622b26011 Sat, 18 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0500 2414 true Dumpster Fire 65 - Gaslighting Is An Olympic Sport Dumpster Fire 65 - Gaslighting Is An Olympic Sport Original Air Date: 7/26/21

Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? Did Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil growing up? Will Bridget become a weightlifter?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: 7/26/21

Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? Did Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil growing up? Will Bridget become a weightlifter?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 23b76818-12b6-43a1-8769-9ed96888e2f3 Fri, 20 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2611 true Dumpster Fire 64 - Well That Escalated Quickly Dumpster Fire 64 - Well That Escalated Quickly Original Air Date: July 19, 2021

Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the women in the world to sync up and have a super period? Which important stories are we totally ignoring this week? How accurate is Bridget's Tom Cruise impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: July 19, 2021

Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the women in the world to sync up and have a super period? Which important stories are we totally ignoring this week? How accurate is Bridget's Tom Cruise impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 64df6662-ade4-4af8-9174-bf90933a5a72 Thu, 19 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2270 true Dumpster Fire 63 - There's Something In The Water Dumpster Fire 63 - There's Something In The Water Original Air Date: July 5, 2021

Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot uprising by programming them to feel pain? Is Elon Musk just an alien who straggled off on a field trip and wound up on Earth? Will Bridget now identify as a Dumpster Fire on her passport?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: July 5, 2021

Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot uprising by programming them to feel pain? Is Elon Musk just an alien who straggled off on a field trip and wound up on Earth? Will Bridget now identify as a Dumpster Fire on her passport?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 27ab2f24-a555-44fd-9006-bcc5d5fb4079 Thu, 19 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2131 true Dumpster Fire 62 - Never Mess With A Witch Dumpster Fire 62 - Never Mess With A Witch Original Air Date: June 28, 2021

Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their son Archie? Is Sammy Flaps n' Folds the next Gorilla Glue Girl? Why you should never doubt the power of Bridget's curses.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: June 28, 2021

Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their son Archie? Is Sammy Flaps n' Folds the next Gorilla Glue Girl? Why you should never doubt the power of Bridget's curses.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy ae538ab0-89a7-4544-b79f-72c3ae10c9c8 Wed, 18 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2013 true Dumpster Fire 61 - I Want The Male Gaze Inside Me Dumpster Fire 61 - I Want The Male Gaze Inside Me Original Air Date: June 21, 2021

Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did Osama Bin Laden's niece become a pro-Trumper? Will Bridget ever get over the loss of the Victoria's Secret angels?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: June 21, 2021

Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did Osama Bin Laden's niece become a pro-Trumper? Will Bridget ever get over the loss of the Victoria's Secret angels?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy a6638d4f-4994-46f3-83ad-0b162b36e25d Wed, 18 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2351 true Dumpster Fire 60 - No One Has The Monopoly On Being A D*ck Dumpster Fire 60 - No One Has The Monopoly On Being A D*ck Original Air Date: June 7, 2021

Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible sculpture racket? Is Bridget actually the leader of Anonymous?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: June 7, 2021

Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible sculpture racket? Is Bridget actually the leader of Anonymous?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy affde08f-bb7f-45a4-8d42-74596f27e859 Tue, 17 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2558 true Dumpster Fire 59 - We Apologize To West Taiwan Dumpster Fire 59 - We Apologize To West Taiwan Original Air Date: May 31, 2021

Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? Is Bridget the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 31, 2021

Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? Is Bridget the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 5c273bad-a971-4e0a-b92c-fb999150b30d Tue, 17 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2031 true Dumpster Fire 58 - Your Sacred Cows Are Delicious Dumpster Fire 58 - Your Sacred Cows Are Delicious Original Air Date: May 24, 2021

Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent alien invasion? How many controversial minefields can Bridget stumble through?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 24, 2021

Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent alien invasion? How many controversial minefields can Bridget stumble through?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy c849aed6-c730-4827-9a28-319e41248a8e Mon, 16 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2422 true Dumpster Fire 57 - Just The Right Amount Of Malice Dumpster Fire 57 - Just The Right Amount Of Malice Original Air Date: May 17, 2021

Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will Michael Malice finally be able to explain bitcoin to Bridget? Will we get to see Michael's feral Phetasy impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 17, 2021

Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will Michael Malice finally be able to explain bitcoin to Bridget? Will we get to see Michael's feral Phetasy impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 2c3f11fd-d951-4579-a2b8-b7874c88ab4d Mon, 16 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2700 true Dumpster Fire 56 - Democrats Can Be Racist Too Dumpster Fire 56 - Democrats Can Be Racist Too Original Air Date: May 3, 2021

Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingle phenomenon? Did California's congressional seat move to Texas? Is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic the destruction of Hollywood? Is Bridget starting to like her nemesis?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 3, 2021

Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingle phenomenon? Did California's congressional seat move to Texas? Is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic the destruction of Hollywood? Is Bridget starting to like her nemesis?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 01c28e97-2a09-4528-9e65-8629a6db9629 Sun, 15 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2140 true Dumpster Fire 55 - Activists Are The Worst Dumpster Fire 55 - Activists Are The Worst Original Air Date: April 26, 2021

Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teaching sex robots to hate humanity? What's the real reason behind these escalating gender reveal parties? What is Bridget's solution to our media and doomscrolling problem?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: April 26, 2021

Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teaching sex robots to hate humanity? What's the real reason behind these escalating gender reveal parties? What is Bridget's solution to our media and doomscrolling problem?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 1d887866-7ab8-4c75-808f-b79f2360aa62 Sun, 15 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1932 true Dumpster Fire 54 - Don't Let Them Divide Us Dumpster Fire 54 - Don't Let Them Divide Us Original Air Date: April 19, 2021

Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxists really know what that means? Is Grime's "alien scars" tattoo really just a cover for Elon? Is Bridget officially a cult leader now?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: April 19, 2021

Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxists really know what that means? Is Grime's "alien scars" tattoo really just a cover for Elon? Is Bridget officially a cult leader now?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 39e6430a-f3ad-49bd-a882-f8501b43f25d Sat, 14 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1921 true Dumpster Fire 53 - This Is My Vaccine Passport Dumpster Fire 53 - This Is My Vaccine Passport Original Air Date: April 12, 2021

If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying to blot out the sun? What should you do when your Uber driver offers you a hug? Which Alex Jones timeline will Bridget choose?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: April 12, 2021

If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying to blot out the sun? What should you do when your Uber driver offers you a hug? Which Alex Jones timeline will Bridget choose?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy f1662704-3f10-482c-8759-9999abd7c4d5 Sat, 14 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2472 true Dumpster Fire 52 - Shrinking Winkies & Butt Stuff Dumpster Fire 52 - Shrinking Winkies & Butt Stuff Original Air Date: March 29, 2021

Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump for ducats? Will Russell Brand and Bridget be first to be disappeared by Davos?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 29, 2021

Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump for ducats? Will Russell Brand and Bridget be first to be disappeared by Davos?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy d3007c54-358f-4b96-a1f6-9c6a9c923ba2 Fri, 13 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2128 true Dumpster Fire 51 - Everyone's Jerkin' Off Dumpster Fire 51 - Everyone's Jerkin' Off Original Air Date: March 22, 2021

Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you want to know about it in time to go get some heroin? What is the only correct response to someone spouting woke nonsense? Is Bridget wearing an outfit inspired by genital warts?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 22, 2021

Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you want to know about it in time to go get some heroin? What is the only correct response to someone spouting woke nonsense? Is Bridget wearing an outfit inspired by genital warts?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 7ccd8788-8770-4853-a3cc-b815bbc91942 Fri, 13 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2359 true Dumpster Fire 50 - Never Cave To The Mob Dumpster Fire 50 - Never Cave To The Mob Original Air Date: March 15, 2021

What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious than a group of wokesters having a serious argument about the Whale Moan Room in Clubhouse? When Me Too comes for a cartoon skunk has the culture jumped the shark? Is Obama responsible for Bridget's hearing loss?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 15, 2021

What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious than a group of wokesters having a serious argument about the Whale Moan Room in Clubhouse? When Me Too comes for a cartoon skunk has the culture jumped the shark? Is Obama responsible for Bridget's hearing loss?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 7c49d18b-40ce-4459-8f31-11d9b59871ca Thu, 12 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2828 true Dumpster Fire 49 - Everything Is So Dumb Dumpster Fire 49 - Everything Is So Dumb Original Air Date: March 8, 2021

Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can we get the Nike swoosh logo cancelled? Who's going to stop these racist babies? Will Bridget's off-the-cuff Covid rap about Cuomo killing The Olds win a Grammy?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 8, 2021

Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can we get the Nike swoosh logo cancelled? Who's going to stop these racist babies? Will Bridget's off-the-cuff Covid rap about Cuomo killing The Olds win a Grammy?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 26497884-2d35-4ea9-8e4c-6af0fde1381e Thu, 12 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2609 true Dumpster Fire 48 - Reality Remains Undefeated Dumpster Fire 48 - Reality Remains Undefeated Original Air Date: March 1, 2021

Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is Mr. Potato Head the original trans-icon? Has Bridget finally had enough?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 1, 2021

Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is Mr. Potato Head the original trans-icon? Has Bridget finally had enough?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 361811e6-f8a2-4ef7-a601-3e17117ce951 Wed, 11 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2550 true Dumpster Fire 47 - GameStop and the Rise of the Reddit Lords Dumpster Fire 47 - GameStop and the Rise of the Reddit Lords Original Air Date: February 1, 2021

What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we're being trolled, right? Who's crazier, AOC or Marjorie Taylor Greene? Will Bridget use the term "tendies" correctly?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: February 1, 2021

What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we're being trolled, right? Who's crazier, AOC or Marjorie Taylor Greene? Will Bridget use the term "tendies" correctly?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy f0698bbf-eb9e-4bad-9ba5-c81c905fc9ce Wed, 11 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2581 true Dumpster Fire 46 - You're Welcome, America! Dumpster Fire 46 - You're Welcome, America! Original Air Date: January 25, 2021

How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's category be called? Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt break up because he was afraid of being permanently disfigured by her exploding orgasms? Will anyone address Bridget's most pressing concern (the kids in the cages)?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: January 25, 2021

How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's category be called? Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt break up because he was afraid of being permanently disfigured by her exploding orgasms? Will anyone address Bridget's most pressing concern (the kids in the cages)?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 259f1844-b2a0-49c6-807b-b152daced4f7 Tue, 10 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2556 true Dumpster Fire 45 - Beyond The Rabbit Hole Dumpster Fire 45 - Beyond The Rabbit Hole Original Air Date: January 18, 2021

Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones become a voice of reason? Will Bridget be able to stop laughing inappropriately at serious things?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: January 18, 2021

Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones become a voice of reason? Will Bridget be able to stop laughing inappropriately at serious things?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy c837ed52-e11c-4ec9-aa96-5fe13c6903ff Tue, 10 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2351 true Dumpster Fire 44 - Step One: Buy A Guy Fawkes Mask Dumpster Fire 44 - Step One: Buy A Guy Fawkes Mask Original Air Date: January 4, 2021

Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Bernardino be a runaway hit reality show on Bravo? What are Bridget's plans for inciting a revolution?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: January 4, 2021

Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Bernardino be a runaway hit reality show on Bravo? What are Bridget's plans for inciting a revolution?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 3a8d251c-24d4-492a-8851-7efbb3c7d395 Mon, 09 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2576 true Dumpster Fire 43 - Senator, PornHub, MasterCard, Covid Deaths, 9/11 Dumpster Fire 43 - Senator, PornHub, MasterCard, Covid Deaths, 9/11 Original Air Date: December 14, 2020

Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would Russians rather die of Covid than stop drinking? Has Bridget become one with the monoliths and know what their purpose is?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: December 14, 2020

Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would Russians rather die of Covid than stop drinking? Has Bridget become one with the monoliths and know what their purpose is?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 03d590aa-781e-42c4-884c-79eefe6b60ce Mon, 09 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2481 true Dumpster Fire 42 - "We Pigs Are Brainworkers" Dumpster Fire 42 - "We Pigs Are Brainworkers" Original Air Date: December 7, 2020

Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign? Would your friends support you if you were going to marry a sex doll? Will Bridget stand up for vulva owners (aka women) everywhere?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: December 7, 2020

Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign? Would your friends support you if you were going to marry a sex doll? Will Bridget stand up for vulva owners (aka women) everywhere?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 6f505239-c938-4038-b72e-e7a06fa799aa Sun, 08 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2342 true Dumpster Fire 41 - All Rabbit Holes Lead To Agenda 2030 Dumpster Fire 41 - All Rabbit Holes Lead To Agenda 2030 Original Air Date: November 23, 2020

Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane Amanpour watch Dumpster Fire? Will Gavin Newsome be spying on Bridget's Thanksgiving?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: November 23, 2020

Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane Amanpour watch Dumpster Fire? Will Gavin Newsome be spying on Bridget's Thanksgiving?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy fd4dfdb2-dae6-407c-9d9b-c2587934bdfe Sun, 08 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2884 true Dumpster Fire 40 - Veep Is A Documentary Dumpster Fire 40 - Veep Is A Documentary Original Air Date: November 16, 2020

Did a Fox News reporter tell the truth about the election? What will it take to get a Rogan/Phetasy ticket for a future Presidential election? Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds help us find our vaginas? Is Bridget the Banksy of the art restoration world?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: November 16, 2020

Did a Fox News reporter tell the truth about the election? What will it take to get a Rogan/Phetasy ticket for a future Presidential election? Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds help us find our vaginas? Is Bridget the Banksy of the art restoration world?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 25bfa9fc-375f-4f04-b75a-1fc3bad7014e Sat, 07 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2816 true Dumpster Fire 39 - Welcome To The Resistance, MAGA Dumpster Fire 39 - Welcome To The Resistance, MAGA Original Air Date: November 9, 2020

Do we have a new president/not my president? Is AOC a dictator-in-training? Is Greta Thunberg the master of Twitter revenge? Is Bridget planning to become an outdoor cooking enthusiast?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: November 9, 2020

Do we have a new president/not my president? Is AOC a dictator-in-training? Is Greta Thunberg the master of Twitter revenge? Is Bridget planning to become an outdoor cooking enthusiast?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy fb103ab6-1f3e-4317-acfd-d1a1cf3d58a7 Sat, 07 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2029 true Dumpster Fire 38 - Rapture Me, Great Sky Master Dumpster Fire 38 - Rapture Me, Great Sky Master Original Air Date: November 2, 2020

Will we make it through this election with what's left of our sanity intact? Is the Great Sky Master coming for us? Are we living in a parody of a science fiction dystopian reality? What does Bridget think of men who say "we're pregnant?"



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: November 2, 2020

Will we make it through this election with what's left of our sanity intact? Is the Great Sky Master coming for us? Are we living in a parody of a science fiction dystopian reality? What does Bridget think of men who say "we're pregnant?"



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy f2c80ee4-c5d7-48d1-8a9f-2db1e30a1c81 Fri, 06 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2411 true Dumpster Fire 37 - There Is Only One Dumpster Fire! Dumpster Fire 37 - There Is Only One Dumpster Fire! Original Air Date: October 26, 2020

Is Mitch McConnell a lizard person? Are all old men creepy around young girls? What does a ghost without knees look like? Is Bridget responsible for Billy McFarland being put in solitary confinement?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: October 26, 2020

Is Mitch McConnell a lizard person? Are all old men creepy around young girls? What does a ghost without knees look like? Is Bridget responsible for Billy McFarland being put in solitary confinement?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy b16828a7-682d-44e7-ac04-ed01d8917c51 Fri, 06 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2119 true Dumpster Fire 36 - Sexy Frog In Boiling Water Dumpster Fire 36 - Sexy Frog In Boiling Water Original Air Date: October 19, 2020

Is Trump pivoting to TikTok stardom? Is Kamala Harris a total psycho? Will YouTube censor us for having a nuanced conversation about trans rights? Will Bridget be assassinated by a Chinese billionaire?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: October 19, 2020

Is Trump pivoting to TikTok stardom? Is Kamala Harris a total psycho? Will YouTube censor us for having a nuanced conversation about trans rights? Will Bridget be assassinated by a Chinese billionaire?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 0bae7aaf-ccc2-4b0d-b5cb-3063c472647b Thu, 05 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2407 true Dumpster Fire 35 - The Great Unraveling Dumpster Fire 35 - The Great Unraveling Original Air Date: October 12, 2020

Did Trump "dominate" the coronavirus or was it all a hoax? Who won the VP debate besides the fly? Will Yelp succeed in turning the US into China? Is Bridget wearing a crowd controlled buttplug?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: October 12, 2020

Did Trump "dominate" the coronavirus or was it all a hoax? Who won the VP debate besides the fly? Will Yelp succeed in turning the US into China? Is Bridget wearing a crowd controlled buttplug?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy c9567362-3ef0-4434-b35b-15621e5ffd84 Thu, 05 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1905 true Dumpster Fire 34 - Forgive My Laughter: I Have A Condition Dumpster Fire 34 - Forgive My Laughter: I Have A Condition Original Air Date: October 5, 2020

Is the Trump we're seeing now an AI deep fake? Would RBG be ashamed of our tribute? Will Rick Moranis unite the country? Who wants to watch Bridget read Coronavirus erotica?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: October 5, 2020

Is the Trump we're seeing now an AI deep fake? Would RBG be ashamed of our tribute? Will Rick Moranis unite the country? Who wants to watch Bridget read Coronavirus erotica?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 9a2fa42f-7149-420e-8a38-ac50a25f2fd8 Wed, 04 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2214 true Dumpster Fire 33 - Even The Amish Are Owning the Libs Dumpster Fire 33 - Even The Amish Are Owning the Libs Original Air Date: September 28, 2020

Can we all agree with Trump on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How many Trustafarian dudes will buy a $2600 Gucci dress to complete their "heroin chic" look, and claim they bought it at a thrift store? Is Jameela Jamil's "perfect skin" achieved by being a trans-rights activist? How many llamas does Bridget need to acquire before she believes she's "made it"?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: September 28, 2020

Can we all agree with Trump on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How many Trustafarian dudes will buy a $2600 Gucci dress to complete their "heroin chic" look, and claim they bought it at a thrift store? Is Jameela Jamil's "perfect skin" achieved by being a trans-rights activist? How many llamas does Bridget need to acquire before she believes she's "made it"?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 87ff8429-28b2-4103-b451-f8863ee62de9 Wed, 04 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2216 true Dumpster Fire 32 - Make Kink-Shaming Great Again Dumpster Fire 32 - Make Kink-Shaming Great Again Original Air Date: September 7, 2020

Which tears are the sweetest, Lib tears or MAGA tears? Did Melania shank Ivanka after Ivanka snubbed her on the RNC stage? The Adult Baby Diaper Lover Community is a thing that exists. Can anyone read the expression on someone's face from the back of their head as well as Bridget?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: September 7, 2020

Which tears are the sweetest, Lib tears or MAGA tears? Did Melania shank Ivanka after Ivanka snubbed her on the RNC stage? The Adult Baby Diaper Lover Community is a thing that exists. Can anyone read the expression on someone's face from the back of their head as well as Bridget?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy fe505985-fde2-4b45-9ee8-ec5e1620f09b Tue, 03 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2305 true Dumpster Fire 31 - Wet A$$ Phetasy Dumpster Fire 31 - Wet A$$ Phetasy Original Air Date: August 24, 2020

Do Americans love Trump because he's as dumb as we are? Is China's massive Wuhan pool party at giant "f*ck you" to the rest of the world? Does everyone miss the days when we thought Snookie was a low as we could go as a culture? Is Bridget's impression of an Instagram Influencer slightly disturbing or spot on?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: August 24, 2020

Do Americans love Trump because he's as dumb as we are? Is China's massive Wuhan pool party at giant "f*ck you" to the rest of the world? Does everyone miss the days when we thought Snookie was a low as we could go as a culture? Is Bridget's impression of an Instagram Influencer slightly disturbing or spot on?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy c5595451-a1b1-446d-b498-9780f14989ec Tue, 03 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2172 true Dumpster Fire 30 - Burned By The Holy Spirit Dumpster Fire 30 - Burned By The Holy Spirit Original Air Date: August 10, 2020

Is Trump taking advice from a witch doctor? Has China figured out how to grow super soldiers from seeds? Are you prepared for America to burn? Is Bridget's Alex Jones' impression a little too good?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: August 10, 2020

Is Trump taking advice from a witch doctor? Has China figured out how to grow super soldiers from seeds? Are you prepared for America to burn? Is Bridget's Alex Jones' impression a little too good?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 7597e0ac-61dd-4f7c-9c3d-719e63b18a48 Mon, 02 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2122 true Dumpster Fire 29 - Whatever Happened to Whimsy? Dumpster Fire 29 - Whatever Happened to Whimsy? Original Air Date: July 27, 2020

Is the Trump cognitive test a social experiment? Why are we ignoring the aliens? Does Maggie have a secret child? Why is everyone making Bridget defend Kim Kardashian?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: July 27, 2020

Is the Trump cognitive test a social experiment? Why are we ignoring the aliens? Does Maggie have a secret child? Why is everyone making Bridget defend Kim Kardashian?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy bf41ffea-df1b-4d9d-b102-503988145e2a Mon, 02 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1913 true Dumpster Fire 28 - Scream Inside Your Heart Dumpster Fire 28 - Scream Inside Your Heart Original Air Date: July 13, 2020

Will we ever talk about Trump on the show again? What's the point of having a sexbot if it has mood swings? Can you buy a guillotine on Amazon? Does Bridget support monkey labor rights?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: July 13, 2020

Will we ever talk about Trump on the show again? What's the point of having a sexbot if it has mood swings? Can you buy a guillotine on Amazon? Does Bridget support monkey labor rights?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy ae038ffc-08cd-4a8b-8e73-4533da1d4f0d Sun, 01 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2089 true Dumpster Fire 27 - We've Seen the Light, And It's Not White Dumpster Fire 27 - We've Seen the Light, And It's Not White Original Air Date: June 29, 2020

Did Trump dream of being a stand-up comedian? Is everyone losing their minds? Did Titanic cause Leo to have some unresolved yacht trauma? Will Bridget's new Broadway Musical: Cancelled - An Awokening be a runaway hit?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: June 29, 2020

Did Trump dream of being a stand-up comedian? Is everyone losing their minds? Did Titanic cause Leo to have some unresolved yacht trauma? Will Bridget's new Broadway Musical: Cancelled - An Awokening be a runaway hit?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 36ff4da5-e4e4-4667-aee9-2418f32f5992 Sun, 01 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2317 true Dumpster Fire 26 - The Pandering Will Continue Until Morale Improves Dumpster Fire 26 - The Pandering Will Continue Until Morale Improves Original Air Date: June 15, 2020

Should all Instagram Influencers be cancelled? Is CHAZ just Burning Man for the Poors? Can actors take responsibility for their inability to deal with a news cycle that's not about them? Will Bridget prove that pandering always pays off?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: June 15, 2020

Should all Instagram Influencers be cancelled? Is CHAZ just Burning Man for the Poors? Can actors take responsibility for their inability to deal with a news cycle that's not about them? Will Bridget prove that pandering always pays off?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 838095e9-a791-4e06-a20a-dbc3143a6fe3 Sat, 31 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2352 true Dumpster Fire 25 - This Show is Not for Sale Dumpster Fire 25 - This Show is Not for Sale Original Air Date: May 25, 2020

Does Joe Biden hear the words coming out of his mouth? Is everything a right-wing trap? Who is Bridget trying to sell this week? Is John Krasinski Bridget's new nemesis?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 25, 2020

Does Joe Biden hear the words coming out of his mouth? Is everything a right-wing trap? Who is Bridget trying to sell this week? Is John Krasinski Bridget's new nemesis?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy a7a05d67-3d66-4cb4-9972-faaa89189e09 Sat, 31 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1826 true Dumpster Fire 24 - Let Go of My Cold Dead Eyes Dumpster Fire 24 - Let Go of My Cold Dead Eyes Original Air Date: May 18, 2020

Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds join the Trump campaign? Did Anderson Cooper have a hissy fit on air? Is Dakota Johnson as clueless as Gwenyth Paltrow? Does Bridget have plans to lure Prince Harry to her undisclosed location?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 18, 2020

Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds join the Trump campaign? Did Anderson Cooper have a hissy fit on air? Is Dakota Johnson as clueless as Gwenyth Paltrow? Does Bridget have plans to lure Prince Harry to her undisclosed location?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 16ad33a5-761a-4e10-9d1c-6745818a96bd Fri, 30 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1662 true Dumpster Fire 23 - Future Therapists of the Simulation Dumpster Fire 23 - Future Therapists of the Simulation Original Air Date: May 11, 2020

Is Tik Tok the ultimate Chinese spyware? How much therapy will Elon Musk's new baby need? Adele lost weight, how does that make you feel? Did Bridget party with Prince Harry?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 11, 2020

Is Tik Tok the ultimate Chinese spyware? How much therapy will Elon Musk's new baby need? Adele lost weight, how does that make you feel? Did Bridget party with Prince Harry?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 014d4e62-2c5d-46e9-a6e1-cf0d3df3f83c Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1967 true Dumpster Fire 22 - Let Them Eat A$$ Dumpster Fire 22 - Let Them Eat A$$ Original Air Date: May 4, 2020

Can we do better than "which candidate for President is the least rapey?" Is Alex Jones a former comedian who faked his death and is controlled by the CIA? Is the Facebook Ant Colony Game really just Commie brainwashing? When did Elon Musk become Bridget's nemesis?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: May 4, 2020

Can we do better than "which candidate for President is the least rapey?" Is Alex Jones a former comedian who faked his death and is controlled by the CIA? Is the Facebook Ant Colony Game really just Commie brainwashing? When did Elon Musk become Bridget's nemesis?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 2acf874c-bc42-4379-8a81-99274d66bd55 Thu, 29 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1779 true Dumpster Fire 21 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation Dumpster Fire 21 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation Original Air Date: April 27, 2020

How many people injected themselves with disinfectant to own the libs? What's the one thing you need to run for President of the United States? Should all the rich people and celebrities shut the f*ck up about how they're surviving quarantine? Will Bridget blow God all over your face?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: April 27, 2020

How many people injected themselves with disinfectant to own the libs? What's the one thing you need to run for President of the United States? Should all the rich people and celebrities shut the f*ck up about how they're surviving quarantine? Will Bridget blow God all over your face?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy ca7de5ba-6087-4853-9356-b0d8c2436236 Thu, 29 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 3082 true Dumpster Fire 20 - Dear Leader vs. America's Spicy Butthole Dumpster Fire 20 - Dear Leader vs. America's Spicy Butthole Original Air Date: March 23, 2020

How would you rate this Dumpster Fire: Superb, Great, Very Good? How many celebrities will self-destruct during quarantine? Is Jared Leto's Messiah complex getting worse? Is Bridget's "Coronavirus challenge" to not lose faith in humanity?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 23, 2020

How would you rate this Dumpster Fire: Superb, Great, Very Good? How many celebrities will self-destruct during quarantine? Is Jared Leto's Messiah complex getting worse? Is Bridget's "Coronavirus challenge" to not lose faith in humanity?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 4c16b613-c77c-46bb-9c27-603808bf9442 Wed, 28 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1933 true Dumpster Fire 19 - Keep Calm & Quarantine On, Morons Dumpster Fire 19 - Keep Calm & Quarantine On, Morons Original Air Date: March 16, 2020

Will Fox News kill its entire audience? Does your quarantine prep kit include a tambourine? Are we prepared for a wave of Smurf deaths? When did Bridget learn to ride a unicycle?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 16, 2020

Will Fox News kill its entire audience? Does your quarantine prep kit include a tambourine? Are we prepared for a wave of Smurf deaths? When did Bridget learn to ride a unicycle?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 25d93e2e-eab4-4660-a229-5efdc9a39b5b Wed, 28 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1728 true Dumpster Fire 18 - Spare Me My Life Dumpster Fire 18 - Spare Me My Life Original Air Date: March 9, 2020

Does Joe Biden know he's running for president? Will Olympic athletes create a super-strain of the Coronavirus? Can a jingle from Finland prevent rape? Will Bridget be crowned Queen of the Morons?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: March 9, 2020

Does Joe Biden know he's running for president? Will Olympic athletes create a super-strain of the Coronavirus? Can a jingle from Finland prevent rape? Will Bridget be crowned Queen of the Morons?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 780625cf-1f76-4881-a56c-f47fb6158322 Tue, 27 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1698 true Dumpster Fire 17 - Instersectionality Giveth, Intersectionality Taketh Away Dumpster Fire 17 - Instersectionality Giveth, Intersectionality Taketh Away Original Air Date: February 24, 2020

Who Has That Many Pigeons? Why Does a Pony Have a Lucha Libre Outfit? There's a hole in the sky where a tree once stood, will you ever get this jingle out of your head? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the Titanic video?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: February 24, 2020

Who Has That Many Pigeons? Why Does a Pony Have a Lucha Libre Outfit? There's a hole in the sky where a tree once stood, will you ever get this jingle out of your head? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the Titanic video?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 32cd038d-c9d1-4cfd-8ce3-098268104f3d Tue, 27 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1948 true Dumpster Fire 16 - Where Are My Accolades?!? Dumpster Fire 16 - Where Are My Accolades?!? Original Air Date: February 17, 2020

Does Joe Biden have dementia? Are selfies more lethal than sharks? What does a penis-scented candle smell like? Will Bridget sell Sam to a Kansas man?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: February 17, 2020

Does Joe Biden have dementia? Are selfies more lethal than sharks? What does a penis-scented candle smell like? Will Bridget sell Sam to a Kansas man?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 07523ea4-a8ca-43fe-8b08-e641d15ad688 Mon, 26 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1926 true Dumpster Fire 15 - Pu$$y Grabbing Should Be Done In Private Dumpster Fire 15 - Pu$$y Grabbing Should Be Done In Private Original Air Date: February 10, 2020

Is Trump a vampire? Should Alexa call you out when you're mansplaining? Does Jameela Jamil hear herself when she talks? What is Sam's epic new nickname?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: February 10, 2020

Is Trump a vampire? Should Alexa call you out when you're mansplaining? Does Jameela Jamil hear herself when she talks? What is Sam's epic new nickname?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 1ba98535-5f56-41fe-abec-aec407f13b15 Mon, 26 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2038 true Dumpster Fire 14 - Wokeism is a Mind Virus Dumpster Fire 14 - Wokeism is a Mind Virus Original Air Date: February 3, 2020

What does Eau de Bérnié smell like? Should sweaty sex robots be able to cry? Did Nicky Hilton fix Climate Change by wearing Chanel? Will Bridget stroke out doing a Michael Moore impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: February 3, 2020

What does Eau de Bérnié smell like? Should sweaty sex robots be able to cry? Did Nicky Hilton fix Climate Change by wearing Chanel? Will Bridget stroke out doing a Michael Moore impression?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 8857a212-48cf-45cf-8911-bd79e7ad9b40 Sun, 25 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2064 true Dumpster Fire 13 - Pu$$y, The Musical Dumpster Fire 13 - Pu$$y, The Musical Original Air Date: January 27, 2020

Have the Trekkies finally "Trumped" the Star Wars fans? Is Conor McGregor a male feminist? Is AOC the next Stalin? Can Bridget do an Irish accent?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: January 27, 2020

Have the Trekkies finally "Trumped" the Star Wars fans? Is Conor McGregor a male feminist? Is AOC the next Stalin? Can Bridget do an Irish accent?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy e1f882dc-8ee5-4519-bee6-9bbb488a7232 Sun, 25 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1910 true Dumpster Fire 12 - We Watch Porn for the Dialogue Dumpster Fire 12 - We Watch Porn for the Dialogue Original Air Date: January 21, 2020

Why was it difficult to capture an immobile terrorist? Are the living robots the Puppetmasters of the Extinction Rebellion activists? Would you eat a Trump ham sandwich? Does Bridget use the term "nub" correctly?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: January 21, 2020

Why was it difficult to capture an immobile terrorist? Are the living robots the Puppetmasters of the Extinction Rebellion activists? Would you eat a Trump ham sandwich? Does Bridget use the term "nub" correctly?



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy b0b5b7bf-93ca-42b0-9475-46ebbeefe6c5 Sat, 24 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2143 true Dumpster Fire 11 - Begun the Meme War Has Dumpster Fire 11 - Begun the Meme War Has Original Air Date: January 13, 2020

Has Trump read Ender's Game? Is Rose McGowan being held hostage? Did Kim Kardashian's refrigerator inspire prison reform? Did Bridget Make Brad Pitt Great Again #MBPGA? 2020 is here and it's gonna be bonkers!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: January 13, 2020

Has Trump read Ender's Game? Is Rose McGowan being held hostage? Did Kim Kardashian's refrigerator inspire prison reform? Did Bridget Make Brad Pitt Great Again #MBPGA? 2020 is here and it's gonna be bonkers!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 7d5628fd-4eaf-47a6-b853-c8bd0815061a Sat, 24 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 2096 true Dumpster Fire 10 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Dumpster Fire 10 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Original Air Date: November 11, 2019

Is John Legend unbearable? Can the asthmatics outrun the robot Mini Cheetahs? What does Kim Kardashian look like without Photoshop? Did Sam kill Epstein? Mysteries are solved and conspiracy theories unraveled on this Week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: November 11, 2019

Is John Legend unbearable? Can the asthmatics outrun the robot Mini Cheetahs? What does Kim Kardashian look like without Photoshop? Did Sam kill Epstein? Mysteries are solved and conspiracy theories unraveled on this Week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 8a1a9157-d676-4202-951c-856dc29eb016 Fri, 23 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1929 true Dumpster Fire 9 - You're Not Woke You're Annoying Dumpster Fire 9 - You're Not Woke You're Annoying Original Air Date: November 4, 2019

Is Trump confused by a Halloween costume? Are the Boomer v. Millennial Wars heating up? Where's the opioid addict emoji the public demands? Did Bridget actually sleep with Obama? All answers can be found only in this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: November 4, 2019

Is Trump confused by a Halloween costume? Are the Boomer v. Millennial Wars heating up? Where's the opioid addict emoji the public demands? Did Bridget actually sleep with Obama? All answers can be found only in this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 7da3a2f0-b9f0-4299-8cfd-b85feaadb242 Fri, 23 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1957 true Dumpster Fire 8 - Beware of "Jazz Hands" As the "Mushies" Cancel Clapping Dumpster Fire 8 - Beware of "Jazz Hands" As the "Mushies" Cancel Clapping Original Air Date: October 28, 2019

Is the Patriarchy so crafty they'll finally succeed in erasing women? Did Trump tweet about the iphone because Rudy Giuliani is a chronic butt-dialer? Is Kanye crazy or Christ reborn? How did Bridget really feel about Avatar? Find out on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: October 28, 2019

Is the Patriarchy so crafty they'll finally succeed in erasing women? Did Trump tweet about the iphone because Rudy Giuliani is a chronic butt-dialer? Is Kanye crazy or Christ reborn? How did Bridget really feel about Avatar? Find out on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 46896203-8704-40b4-b041-fdb21e3c7b27 Thu, 22 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1716 true Dumpster Fire 7 - Reality is Parody in the Age of Phetasy Dumpster Fire 7 - Reality is Parody in the Age of Phetasy Original Air Date: October 21, 2019

Are activists sniffing the super glue they use? Is Fortnite your babysitter? Is the NBA in China's pocket? Has the opioid epidemic reached Sesame Street? This dumpster fire is lit!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: October 21, 2019

Are activists sniffing the super glue they use? Is Fortnite your babysitter? Is the NBA in China's pocket? Has the opioid epidemic reached Sesame Street? This dumpster fire is lit!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy d68122a3-0fbe-4100-8810-60258f8d405a Thu, 22 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1895 true Dumpster Fire 6 - The Death Metal Children Will Save the World Dumpster Fire 6 - The Death Metal Children Will Save the World Original Air Date: October 1, 2019

Are twerking protestors the worst? Did Greta Thunberg out-troll Trump? Are woke parents unbearable? What does Bridget really think of Prince Harry? All this and much more on this week's Dumpster Fire.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: October 1, 2019

Are twerking protestors the worst? Did Greta Thunberg out-troll Trump? Are woke parents unbearable? What does Bridget really think of Prince Harry? All this and much more on this week's Dumpster Fire.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy b28e7e1b-4397-42ad-98ac-776b0e2d0909 Wed, 21 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 2060 true Dumpster Fire 5 - The Dolphins Shall Save Us from the Aliens Dumpster Fire 5 - The Dolphins Shall Save Us from the Aliens Original Air Date: September 23, 2019

Will the children save us all? Is Elon Musk an alien? Does Sean Spicer have any dignity left? Is Bridget in love with Rihanna? Answers to all these burning questions on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: September 23, 2019

Will the children save us all? Is Elon Musk an alien? Does Sean Spicer have any dignity left? Is Bridget in love with Rihanna? Answers to all these burning questions on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy cead0cdc-023e-4af0-8be6-9dee45191088 Wed, 21 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1794 true Dumpster Fire 4: Are You Not Entertained? Dumpster Fire 4: Are You Not Entertained? Original Air Date: September 16, 2019

Are robot priests going to murder us all? Did Melania Trump know what she was doing? Is Monopoly sexist? Is Rudy Guiliani batsh*t crazy? All this and more on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: September 16, 2019

Are robot priests going to murder us all? Did Melania Trump know what she was doing? Is Monopoly sexist? Is Rudy Guiliani batsh*t crazy? All this and more on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy f033dfc8-a40e-4ecc-95cd-022ec0ed9f31 Tue, 20 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1750 true Dumpster Fire 3: The Lizard People Are Real Dumpster Fire 3: The Lizard People Are Real Original Air Date: September 9, 2019

Should Debra Messing be blacklisted? Has your butt plug been hacked? Is "retarded" making a comeback? Will Bridget be in a Tyler Perry movie? Find out on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: September 9, 2019

Should Debra Messing be blacklisted? Has your butt plug been hacked? Is "retarded" making a comeback? Will Bridget be in a Tyler Perry movie? Find out on this week's Dumpster Fire!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 6944811a-0027-4496-a94e-2b323b05f3b8 Tue, 20 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 1647 true Dumpster Fire 2: Murdered by Sex Robots? Yes, Please. Dumpster Fire 2: Murdered by Sex Robots? Yes, Please. Original Air Date: September 3, 2019

Is bedbug a term of endearment? Are pumpkin spice lattes a symbol of genocide? Did Dior make the most racist commercial possible? Phetasy made the urban dictionary! And so much more...



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: September 3, 2019

Is bedbug a term of endearment? Are pumpkin spice lattes a symbol of genocide? Did Dior make the most racist commercial possible? Phetasy made the urban dictionary! And so much more...



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy f9610ca4-41dd-489d-a566-c6eabdee92f6 Mon, 19 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0500 1557 true Dumpster Fire 1: Everyone is Cancelled Dumpster Fire 1: Everyone is Cancelled Original Air Date: August 26, 2019

Bridget Phetasy reflects on the latest casualties of the culture wars. Is Trump the chosen one? Is Joe Rogan getting cancelled? Did Conan O'Brien invent podcasts? Are we all going to die? Find out!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Original Air Date: August 26, 2019

Bridget Phetasy reflects on the latest casualties of the culture wars. Is Trump the chosen one? Is Joe Rogan getting cancelled? Did Conan O'Brien invent podcasts? Are we all going to die? Find out!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 6208ffa2-1a28-486a-87e2-829e93009a25 Mon, 19 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0500 986 true Dumpster Fire Podcast - Teaser Dumpster Fire Podcast - Teaser This is your Dumpster Fire in podcast form. Sorry it's taken so long, we're just a bunch of MORONS!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> This is your Dumpster Fire in podcast form. Sorry it's taken so long, we're just a bunch of MORONS!



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe]]> Bridget Phetasy 470e9d4c-0236-4b40-8f04-fa0f00a063b4 Thu, 15 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0500 63 true