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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 7 We disappeared. Miggs went back to work.  And now we’re back with absolutely no agenda. This one starts with a life update and quickly spirals into dating questions, Christina's ideal meet-cute, and somehow… Dolphin Gerald enters the chat. There’s no structure, no outline, and no adult supervision. Just three siblings catching up, oversharing, and proving that when we say we “wing it,” we mean it. Unplanned. Unfiltered. Unemployed energy (for some of us). 🎙️ Episode 7 — we’re b...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 6:  This week we’re catching up on everything—from Belle’s birthday and military update to Christina’s cruise and choir ambitions. We talk Valentine’s Day plans, and sports season chaos. Then we dive into the real questions:  Can you stay friends with an ex?  Would you tell your friend if you saw their partner on a dating app?  What personality trait do we all share? ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 6: </p><p>This week we’re catching up on everything—from Belle’s birthday and military update to Christina’s cruise and choir ambitions. We talk Valentine’s Day plans, and sports season chaos.</p><p>Then we dive into the real questions:<br/> Can you stay friends with an ex?<br/> Would you tell your friend if you saw their partner on a dating app?<br/> What personality trait do we all share?</p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 5: This episode goes everywhere—fast. From pen pal apps to Miggs’ birthday recap, and the things we thought were totally normal growing up… but absolutely were not. We also debate subtitles, New Jersey lingo, ask the important question—if you were a fruit, what would you be?—and end with a chaotic round of “Who’s Most Likely To.” Unfiltered, unhinged, and very sibling-coded. 🎙️ Episode 5 — press play and don’t overthink it. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 3: Donkey Recorded just before Christmas, Episode 3 is a full grab bag—in the best way. We’re asking the important questions: Do you dominate the taco, or does the taco dominate you? What is the broken bone theory? And why are emergency shart kits suddenly all over TikTok? From holiday plans (and holiday dread) to hot takes on gift shopping, what to buy your parents, matching pajamas (yay or absolutely not), Ouija boards, work experiences, and our favorite stims—nothing stays on track...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 2: Juicy After the chaos of Pope Palace, we’re back—and this one gets juicy. Recorded in December, Episode 2 dives into the stories we couldn’t stop talking about: the drama, the confessions, and the moments that are just a little too good not to share. Nothing is off-limits. If you like unfiltered conversations, unexpected turns, and that feeling of “wait…did they really just say that?”—this episode’s for you. 🎙️ New episode. New energy. Extra juice. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 2: <b>Juicy</b></p><p>After the chaos of <em>Pope Palace</em>, we’re back—and this one gets juicy.</p><p>Recorded in December, Episode 2 dives into the stories we couldn’t stop talking about: the drama, the confessions, and the moments that are just a little too good not to share. Nothing is off-limits.</p><p>If you like unfiltered conversations, unexpected turns, and that feeling of “wait…did they really just say that?”—this episode’s for you.</p><p>🎙️ New episode. New energy. Extra juice.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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