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    <itunes:title>42. Best of the Boys (and MK) Part Deaux Ep. 11-18</itunes:title>
    <title>42. Best of the Boys (and MK) Part Deaux Ep. 11-18</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail As Jon and MK are currently travelling, you get to listen to the same stuff as you have heard before! Here are some of the best clips from episodes 11 through 18. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>As Jon and MK are currently travelling, you get to listen to the same stuff as you have heard before! Here are some of the best clips from episodes 11 through 18.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Idiots... they're all idiots. Jay goes to Canada, Jon is about to go to Scotland and D makes some sort of wild out of control child bike gang. This show started with them answering questions, most of them bathroom related, and now they're lucky to answer one question a week. It's out of control. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us the...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Idiots... they&apos;re all idiots. Jay goes to Canada, Jon is about to go to Scotland and D makes some sort of wild out of control child bike gang. This show started with them answering questions, most of them bathroom related, and now they&apos;re lucky to answer one question a week. It&apos;s out of control.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Idiots... they&apos;re all idiots. Jay goes to Canada, Jon is about to go to Scotland and D makes some sort of wild out of control child bike gang. This show started with them answering questions, most of them bathroom related, and now they&apos;re lucky to answer one question a week. It&apos;s out of control.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>40. That Might Be A Graboid</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail As if they haven't discussed it enough, the boys discuss their current weight loss status and fitness (some of the hosts, it's fittin dis whole pizza in my mouth). Jon also thought it was a good idea to ditch trivia for something else and let's just say, it fell a little flatter than he would have liked. Then the usual ad reads which are unpredictable at best and then they answer a few meaningless questions. That's about it... a lot of the usual. Support the show Send us an e...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>As if they haven&apos;t discussed it enough, the boys discuss their current weight loss status and fitness (some of the hosts, it&apos;s fittin dis whole pizza in my mouth). Jon also thought it was a good idea to ditch trivia for something else and let&apos;s just say, it fell a little flatter than he would have liked. Then the usual ad reads which are unpredictable at best and then they answer a few meaningless questions. That&apos;s about it... a lot of the usual.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>As if they haven&apos;t discussed it enough, the boys discuss their current weight loss status and fitness (some of the hosts, it&apos;s fittin dis whole pizza in my mouth). Jon also thought it was a good idea to ditch trivia for something else and let&apos;s just say, it fell a little flatter than he would have liked. Then the usual ad reads which are unpredictable at best and then they answer a few meaningless questions. That&apos;s about it... a lot of the usual.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>39. We&#39;re Just Looking For Attention</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this dumpster fire of an episode, we get a weight check in from the boys, possible collusion on the trivia, a new sponsor that sends us into a spiral and Jay &amp; D discuss The World Cup while Jon is peeing. Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come TrueFor all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.Get your energy drinks from Dubby!Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchas...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this dumpster fire of an episode, we get a weight check in from the boys, possible collusion on the trivia, a new sponsor that sends us into a spiral and Jay &amp; D discuss The World Cup while Jon is peeing.</p><a target="_blank" href="https://bit.ly/auteden">Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come True</a><br>For all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.<br><br><a target="_blank" href="https://www.dubby.gg/discount/AUTPOD?ref=kirzxvin">Get your energy drinks from Dubby!</a><br>Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!<br><br>Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.<br><br><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this dumpster fire of an episode, we get a weight check in from the boys, possible collusion on the trivia, a new sponsor that sends us into a spiral and Jay &amp; D discuss The World Cup while Jon is peeing.</p><a target="_blank" href="https://bit.ly/auteden">Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come True</a><br>For all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.<br><br><a target="_blank" href="https://www.dubby.gg/discount/AUTPOD?ref=kirzxvin">Get your energy drinks from Dubby!</a><br>Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!<br><br>Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.<br><br><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts discuss their trials and tribulations with their weight loss journey, they play the trivia game per usual, get to 3 questions and then boot scoot and boogie on outta heah. Get your energy drinks from Dubby!Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come TrueFor all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may rece...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss their trials and tribulations with their weight loss journey, they play the trivia game per usual, get to 3 questions and then boot scoot and boogie on outta heah.</p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.dubby.gg/discount/AUTPOD?ref=kirzxvin">Get your energy drinks from Dubby!</a><br>Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!<br><br><a target="_blank" href="https://bit.ly/auteden">Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come True</a><br>For all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.<br><br>Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.<br><br><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss their trials and tribulations with their weight loss journey, they play the trivia game per usual, get to 3 questions and then boot scoot and boogie on outta heah.</p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.dubby.gg/discount/AUTPOD?ref=kirzxvin">Get your energy drinks from Dubby!</a><br>Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!<br><br><a target="_blank" href="https://bit.ly/auteden">Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come True</a><br>For all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.<br><br>Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.<br><br><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>37. The Fat and The Furious</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail The much anticipated announcement is finally revealed! Make sure you get your guesses into us by 6/30/2026 in order to be a contender for the super awesome prize! In other news, the 3 dopes discuss weight, fitness journeys and that is pretty much it. Get your energy drinks from Dubby!Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come TrueFor all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.Disclaimer: This post contains...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>The much anticipated announcement is finally revealed! Make sure you get your guesses into us by 6/30/2026 in order to be a contender for the super awesome prize! In other news, the 3 dopes discuss weight, fitness journeys and that is pretty much it.</p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.dubby.gg/discount/AUTPOD?ref=kirzxvin">Get your energy drinks from Dubby!</a><br>Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!<br><br><a target="_blank" href="https://bit.ly/auteden">Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come True</a><br>For all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.<br><br>Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.<br><br><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>The much anticipated announcement is finally revealed! Make sure you get your guesses into us by 6/30/2026 in order to be a contender for the super awesome prize! In other news, the 3 dopes discuss weight, fitness journeys and that is pretty much it.</p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.dubby.gg/discount/AUTPOD?ref=kirzxvin">Get your energy drinks from Dubby!</a><br>Get energized and jazzed up without the crash with Dubby!<br><br><a target="_blank" href="https://bit.ly/auteden">Eden Fantasys - Dreams Come True</a><br>For all you adult entertainment needs, check out our sponsor, Eden Fantasys.<br><br>Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.<br><br><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>36. Smokin&#39; In The Basement</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail It is currently 11.36am on the same day as the release, so I am in a bit of a time crunch. They talk about stuff and things. Listen for yourself. Toodles. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>It is currently 11.36am on the same day as the release, so I am in a bit of a time crunch. They talk about stuff and things. Listen for yourself. Toodles.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>It is currently 11.36am on the same day as the release, so I am in a bit of a time crunch. They talk about stuff and things. Listen for yourself. Toodles.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>35. The Airing of the Grievances</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Apologies for the intro songs done basically back to back, Jon needs to get his shit figured out. Aaaaanyways, I've got a lot of problems with you people! In this episode, as usual, it gets incredibly off topic which leads to discussions such as the man with the "world's largest dong", Life Insurance, Piercings and other topsickery that has no business being put on the air. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Apologies for the intro songs done basically back to back, Jon needs to get his shit figured out. Aaaaanyways, I&apos;ve got a lot of problems with you people! In this episode, as usual, it gets incredibly off topic which leads to discussions such as the man with the &quot;world&apos;s largest dong&quot;, Life Insurance, Piercings and other topsickery that has no business being put on the air.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Apologies for the intro songs done basically back to back, Jon needs to get his shit figured out. Aaaaanyways, I&apos;ve got a lot of problems with you people! In this episode, as usual, it gets incredibly off topic which leads to discussions such as the man with the &quot;world&apos;s largest dong&quot;, Life Insurance, Piercings and other topsickery that has no business being put on the air.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>34. Gettin&#39; Baja Blasted</itunes:title>
    <title>34. Gettin&#39; Baja Blasted</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Pee-wee's Big Adventure is a quirky comedy that follows the childlike and eccentric Pee-wee Herman on a cross-country quest to recover his stolen bicycle, his most prized possession. When the bike is taken from outside a bike shop, Pee-wee becomes determined to get it back at any cost. A fraudulent psychic tells him the bike is hidden in the basement of the Alamo, prompting him to embark on a surreal journey from his hometown to Texas.  Along the way, Pee-wee encounters a ser...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Pee-wee&apos;s Big Adventure is a quirky comedy that follows the childlike and eccentric Pee-wee Herman on a cross-country quest to recover his stolen bicycle, his most prized possession. When the bike is taken from outside a bike shop, Pee-wee becomes determined to get it back at any cost. A fraudulent psychic tells him the bike is hidden in the basement of the Alamo, prompting him to embark on a surreal journey from his hometown to Texas.<br/><br/>Along the way, Pee-wee encounters a series of bizarre characters and situations, including an escaped convict, a lonely waitress named Simone, and the ghostly truck driver Large Marge. His adventure is filled with whimsical detours, misunderstandings, and slapstick humor that highlight his naive optimism and unwavering determination.<br/><br/>Eventually, Pee-wee arrives at the Alamo, only to discover there is no basement, forcing him to rethink his search. His journey ultimately leads him to Hollywood, where he finds his bike being used as a movie prop. In the end, Pee-wee’s perseverance pays off, and he is rewarded not just with the return of his bike, but with newfound confidence and a broader view of the world beyond his sheltered life.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Pee-wee&apos;s Big Adventure is a quirky comedy that follows the childlike and eccentric Pee-wee Herman on a cross-country quest to recover his stolen bicycle, his most prized possession. When the bike is taken from outside a bike shop, Pee-wee becomes determined to get it back at any cost. A fraudulent psychic tells him the bike is hidden in the basement of the Alamo, prompting him to embark on a surreal journey from his hometown to Texas.<br/><br/>Along the way, Pee-wee encounters a series of bizarre characters and situations, including an escaped convict, a lonely waitress named Simone, and the ghostly truck driver Large Marge. His adventure is filled with whimsical detours, misunderstandings, and slapstick humor that highlight his naive optimism and unwavering determination.<br/><br/>Eventually, Pee-wee arrives at the Alamo, only to discover there is no basement, forcing him to rethink his search. His journey ultimately leads him to Hollywood, where he finds his bike being used as a movie prop. In the end, Pee-wee’s perseverance pays off, and he is rewarded not just with the return of his bike, but with newfound confidence and a broader view of the world beyond his sheltered life.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:author>Jon, Jay and D-Money</itunes:author>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>33. Are You Smarter Than A 40 Something Year Old</itunes:title>
    <title>33. Are You Smarter Than A 40 Something Year Old</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail At this point, I have no idea who lets Jon control these things... these shows are literally just going to be segments after a while if someone doesn't reel him in. Aaaaaannnnyways, in this episode, the boys discuss Goats.... again, more weird would you rathers and dental experiences. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>At this point, I have no idea who lets Jon control these things... these shows are literally just going to be segments after a while if someone doesn&apos;t reel him in. Aaaaaannnnyways, in this episode, the boys discuss Goats.... again, more weird would you rathers and dental experiences.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>At this point, I have no idea who lets Jon control these things... these shows are literally just going to be segments after a while if someone doesn&apos;t reel him in. Aaaaaannnnyways, in this episode, the boys discuss Goats.... again, more weird would you rathers and dental experiences.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:author>Jon, Jay and D-Money</itunes:author>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>32. The Men Who Do Other Things To Goats</itunes:title>
    <title>32. The Men Who Do Other Things To Goats</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode our hosts are either on drugs or exhausted and it leads to a whole lot of derailed discussions. Having intercourse with goats, movies with uncomfy scenes, dumbest injuries and a whole plethora of other unhinged topics. If there is one quote to take away from this episode though, it is this; "I don't want to bang a goat because that doesn't seem like a good thing to do" - D$ Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have so...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode our hosts are either on drugs or exhausted and it leads to a whole lot of derailed discussions. Having intercourse with goats, movies with uncomfy scenes, dumbest injuries and a whole plethora of other unhinged topics. If there is one quote to take away from this episode though, it is this; &quot;I don&apos;t want to bang a goat because that doesn&apos;t seem like a good thing to do&quot; - D$</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode our hosts are either on drugs or exhausted and it leads to a whole lot of derailed discussions. Having intercourse with goats, movies with uncomfy scenes, dumbest injuries and a whole plethora of other unhinged topics. If there is one quote to take away from this episode though, it is this; &quot;I don&apos;t want to bang a goat because that doesn&apos;t seem like a good thing to do&quot; - D$</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>31. Snap Back to Reality, Oop There Goes My Sanity</itunes:title>
    <title>31. Snap Back to Reality, Oop There Goes My Sanity</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts discuss their stance on tattoos, harsh wake up calls and stinky smells.  Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss their stance on tattoos, harsh wake up calls and stinky smells. </p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss their stance on tattoos, harsh wake up calls and stinky smells. </p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode our hosts hold a mathlete competition, discuss the Winter Olympics, somehow get horribly side tracked into a discussion about Hitler and inevitably, their recollections of the COVID times. Buckle up buttercup. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode our hosts hold a mathlete competition, discuss the Winter Olympics, somehow get horribly side tracked into a discussion about Hitler and inevitably, their recollections of the COVID times. Buckle up buttercup.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode our hosts hold a mathlete competition, discuss the Winter Olympics, somehow get horribly side tracked into a discussion about Hitler and inevitably, their recollections of the COVID times. Buckle up buttercup.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>29. Best of the Boys (and MK) 1-10</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Lo and behold, 66.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666% of the hosts are sick and Jon is left to pick it up. But, let's be honest, no one wants to hear Jon talk to himself for 30-60 minutes, so he finally broke down and made a compilation episode. Please enjoy the funniest bits from episodes 1-10. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us t...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Lo and behold, 66.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666% of the hosts are sick and Jon is left to pick it up. But, let&apos;s be honest, no one wants to hear Jon talk to himself for 30-60 minutes, so he finally broke down and made a compilation episode. Please enjoy the funniest bits from episodes 1-10.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Lo and behold, 66.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666% of the hosts are sick and Jon is left to pick it up. But, let&apos;s be honest, no one wants to hear Jon talk to himself for 30-60 minutes, so he finally broke down and made a compilation episode. Please enjoy the funniest bits from episodes 1-10.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Our hosts are a mess in this episode. Seriously, they went on for an hour and only answered 2 questions. Who does that? Jon is slowly slipping into madness, Jay is one meltdown away from a stroke and D$, well... he's D$. Buckle up, because this one is a bumpy ride. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts are a mess in this episode. Seriously, they went on for an hour and only answered 2 questions. Who does that? Jon is slowly slipping into madness, Jay is one meltdown away from a stroke and D$, well... he&apos;s D$. Buckle up, because this one is a bumpy ride.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts are a mess in this episode. Seriously, they went on for an hour and only answered 2 questions. Who does that? Jon is slowly slipping into madness, Jay is one meltdown away from a stroke and D$, well... he&apos;s D$. Buckle up, because this one is a bumpy ride.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>27. One Star</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail It's our hosts anniversary episode and they decided to celebrate it by doing movie trivia and reading internet reviews to places they more than likely have not been. Sounds like a great way to spend your evening celebrating with your loyal fans, I hope it doesn't go off the rails... oh wait, it went off the rails immediately. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Fa...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>It&apos;s our hosts anniversary episode and they decided to celebrate it by doing movie trivia and reading internet reviews to places they more than likely have not been. Sounds like a great way to spend your evening celebrating with your loyal fans, I hope it doesn&apos;t go off the rails... oh wait, it went off the rails immediately.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>It&apos;s our hosts anniversary episode and they decided to celebrate it by doing movie trivia and reading internet reviews to places they more than likely have not been. Sounds like a great way to spend your evening celebrating with your loyal fans, I hope it doesn&apos;t go off the rails... oh wait, it went off the rails immediately.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>26. The Dubby Bible</itunes:title>
    <title>26. The Dubby Bible</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts discuss their Christmas holidays, their ER visits, Bone-In Wings and what really grinds D$'s gears. So buckle up buttercup for an episode strictly fueled by ADHD. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss their Christmas holidays, their ER visits, Bone-In Wings and what really grinds D$&apos;s gears. So buckle up buttercup for an episode strictly fueled by ADHD.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This weeks hosts swap crude holiday jokes, argue about Elf on the Shelf, and admit how adult life reshapes Christmas spirit. They share prank stories, small traditions, and why gift cards might be smarter than guesswork and then finally settling the Die Hard question with a wink. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This weeks hosts swap crude holiday jokes, argue about Elf on the Shelf, and admit how adult life reshapes Christmas spirit. They share prank stories, small traditions, and why gift cards might be smarter than guesswork and then finally settling the Die Hard question with a wink.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This weeks hosts swap crude holiday jokes, argue about Elf on the Shelf, and admit how adult life reshapes Christmas spirit. They share prank stories, small traditions, and why gift cards might be smarter than guesswork and then finally settling the Die Hard question with a wink.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts are providing our listeners with a little treat. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it! Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts are providing our listeners with a little treat. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it!</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts are providing our listeners with a little treat. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it!</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts, as usual, discuss a litany of topics ranging from alcohols that they can no longer stomach to their favorite Adam Sandler movies. As you have come to expect, there are quite a few detours along the way. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts, as usual, discuss a litany of topics ranging from alcohols that they can no longer stomach to their favorite Adam Sandler movies. As you have come to expect, there are quite a few detours along the way.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts, as usual, discuss a litany of topics ranging from alcohols that they can no longer stomach to their favorite Adam Sandler movies. As you have come to expect, there are quite a few detours along the way.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail On this episode of An Unconventional Threesome, our hosts discuss their holiday schedules, how to act at a drive-thru and one of the hosts disa-f**king-ppears for 2 days (won't spoil who it is). Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>On this episode of An Unconventional Threesome, our hosts discuss their holiday schedules, how to act at a drive-thru and one of the hosts disa-f**king-ppears for 2 days (won&apos;t spoil who it is).</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>On this episode of An Unconventional Threesome, our hosts discuss their holiday schedules, how to act at a drive-thru and one of the hosts disa-f**king-ppears for 2 days (won&apos;t spoil who it is).</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Our hosts get into the trenches to discuss what constitutes half of a sandwich, is a hot dog a sandwich as well as some of Jay's favorite questions involving homoerotic behavior. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts get into the trenches to discuss what constitutes half of a sandwich, is a hot dog a sandwich as well as some of Jay&apos;s favorite questions involving homoerotic behavior.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts get into the trenches to discuss what constitutes half of a sandwich, is a hot dog a sandwich as well as some of Jay&apos;s favorite questions involving homoerotic behavior.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, D$ takes the conversation on an abrupt left turn to talk about name brands which eventually leads to our hosts discussing peanut butter and Jon's hatred for oatmeal raisin cookies. Invigorating. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, D$ takes the conversation on an abrupt left turn to talk about name brands which eventually leads to our hosts discussing peanut butter and Jon&apos;s hatred for oatmeal raisin cookies. Invigorating.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, D$ takes the conversation on an abrupt left turn to talk about name brands which eventually leads to our hosts discussing peanut butter and Jon&apos;s hatred for oatmeal raisin cookies. Invigorating.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss the paranormal, animals and 2 of our hosts discuss travel (while the other one was off doing God knows what). </p><p>Shout out to Sean who got Jon in touch with New England Paranormal Investigators and being there for the investigation. Jon forgot to mention that.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss the paranormal, animals and 2 of our hosts discuss travel (while the other one was off doing God knows what). </p><p>Shout out to Sean who got Jon in touch with New England Paranormal Investigators and being there for the investigation. Jon forgot to mention that.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Our hosts discuss their issues with Airline Companies, their Old Person Habits and their interactions with the D.A.R.E. program. Jon also tells some pretty hilarious jokes. He should get into stand up. Does anyone even read these things or am I putting in this work for nothing? Let me know if you read this by sending us an email saying "Jon should get into stand-up". Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want u...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts discuss their issues with Airline Companies, their Old Person Habits and their interactions with the D.A.R.E. program. Jon also tells some pretty hilarious jokes. He should get into stand up. Does anyone even read these things or am I putting in this work for nothing? Let me know if you read this by sending us an email saying &quot;Jon should get into stand-up&quot;.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts discuss their issues with Airline Companies, their Old Person Habits and their interactions with the D.A.R.E. program. Jon also tells some pretty hilarious jokes. He should get into stand up. Does anyone even read these things or am I putting in this work for nothing? Let me know if you read this by sending us an email saying &quot;Jon should get into stand-up&quot;.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts discuss their favorite dinosaurs, stories of working in customer service and mosh pits. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss their favorite dinosaurs, stories of working in customer service and mosh pits.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss their favorite dinosaurs, stories of working in customer service and mosh pits.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Our 3 hosts discuss their stance on how to eat kiwis and the weird idiosyncrasies of human nature and our complete lack of ability to read the small print.  Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our 3 hosts discuss their stance on how to eat kiwis and the weird idiosyncrasies of human nature and our complete lack of ability to read the small print. </p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our 3 hosts discuss their stance on how to eat kiwis and the weird idiosyncrasies of human nature and our complete lack of ability to read the small print. </p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts discuss the best way to eat a taco, anime and whether or not we would sleep with Rob Gronkowski. Apologies again for the tech gremlins that snuck their way in, I am hoping that they have been dispatched of at this point. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss the best way to eat a taco, anime and whether or not we would sleep with Rob Gronkowski. Apologies again for the tech gremlins that snuck their way in, I am hoping that they have been dispatched of at this point.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss the best way to eat a taco, anime and whether or not we would sleep with Rob Gronkowski. Apologies again for the tech gremlins that snuck their way in, I am hoping that they have been dispatched of at this point.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>14. ChatGPT Did This Episode For Us</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail We are all graced with the presence of D$ in this episode who brings a certain amount of whimsy to the episodes. Anywho, the hosts discuss current events, throwing poop at people and their takes on artificial intelligence. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>We are all graced with the presence of D$ in this episode who brings a certain amount of whimsy to the episodes. Anywho, the hosts discuss current events, throwing poop at people and their takes on artificial intelligence.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>We are all graced with the presence of D$ in this episode who brings a certain amount of whimsy to the episodes. Anywho, the hosts discuss current events, throwing poop at people and their takes on artificial intelligence.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts this week decide to change the timing of the recording and it throws literally everything off... Happy 4th of July to us I guess. Anyways, they talk about home school v. the other types of schools, how badly they want to fight a chicken and other stuff. This Episode is sponsored by TheNightOwl607 Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Faceb...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts this week decide to change the timing of the recording and it throws literally everything off... Happy 4th of July to us I guess. Anyways, they talk about home school v. the other types of schools, how badly they want to fight a chicken and other stuff.</p><p>This Episode is sponsored by TheNightOwl607</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts this week decide to change the timing of the recording and it throws literally everything off... Happy 4th of July to us I guess. Anyways, they talk about home school v. the other types of schools, how badly they want to fight a chicken and other stuff.</p><p>This Episode is sponsored by TheNightOwl607</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Our hosts are graced with the presence of MK once again to discuss superpowers, catchy jingles and the rock legend Dolly Parton. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts are graced with the presence of MK once again to discuss superpowers, catchy jingles and the rock legend Dolly Parton.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts are graced with the presence of MK once again to discuss superpowers, catchy jingles and the rock legend Dolly Parton.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our three boys continue their quest on becoming the most recognized names in Podcast history, but it&apos;s not going well. Discussions are had regarding time travel, how long we&apos;ll survive in prison and possibly some car talk.</p><p>We apologize if the editing isn&apos;t as good as it normally is, we had a couple of emergencies this week that had to be tended to and in order to get this episode out on time, had to edit it the day it was set to be published.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our three boys continue their quest on becoming the most recognized names in Podcast history, but it&apos;s not going well. Discussions are had regarding time travel, how long we&apos;ll survive in prison and possibly some car talk.</p><p>We apologize if the editing isn&apos;t as good as it normally is, we had a couple of emergencies this week that had to be tended to and in order to get this episode out on time, had to edit it the day it was set to be published.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>The boys talk about one of the world&apos;s most mundane topics, lawncare and then get into some of the worst would you rather questions imaginable. Don&apos;t forget to submit your own topics to discuss.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>The boys talk about one of the world&apos;s most mundane topics, lawncare and then get into some of the worst would you rather questions imaginable. Don&apos;t forget to submit your own topics to discuss.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our fateful traveler D$ tells of his trials and tribulations while travelling to visit our friends of the north... Canada. It also wouldn&apos;t be an AUT Pod Episode without some bathroom talk thrown in there.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our fateful traveler D$ tells of his trials and tribulations while travelling to visit our friends of the north... Canada. It also wouldn&apos;t be an AUT Pod Episode without some bathroom talk thrown in there.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail In this episode, our hosts discuss a long debated topic... cake or pie as well as Swedish Death Cleaning and the terrible structuring of tipping culture. Spoiler alert, Jon's a cheap prick. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss a long debated topic... cake or pie as well as Swedish Death Cleaning and the terrible structuring of tipping culture. Spoiler alert, Jon&apos;s a cheap prick.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss a long debated topic... cake or pie as well as Swedish Death Cleaning and the terrible structuring of tipping culture. Spoiler alert, Jon&apos;s a cheap prick.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Our hosts have a real hard time staying on topic in this episode where they discuss on the best way to cook a steak to how often you should clean your trashcan. Support the show Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts have a real hard time staying on topic in this episode where they discuss on the best way to cook a steak to how often you should clean your trashcan.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts discuss some of their hot takes in this episode, and things get a little spicy!</p><p><br/></p><p>This week&apos;s episode brought to you by Henry&apos;s Hot Hand Grenades</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts discuss some of their hot takes in this episode, and things get a little spicy!</p><p><br/></p><p>This week&apos;s episode brought to you by Henry&apos;s Hot Hand Grenades</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, our hosts discuss weird food combinations, food trends and mansplain things to each other.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, D gets hooked on phonics and Jay gets an aneurysm. So strap on that tinfoil hat because we&apos;re going down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories.</p><p><br/></p><p>You can also visit our website at autpod.buzzsprout.com.</p><p><br/></p><p>This weeks episode is brought to you by Kelly&apos;s Kegel Coaching.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>In this episode, D gets hooked on phonics and Jay gets an aneurysm. So strap on that tinfoil hat because we&apos;re going down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories.</p><p><br/></p><p>You can also visit our website at autpod.buzzsprout.com.</p><p><br/></p><p>This weeks episode is brought to you by Kelly&apos;s Kegel Coaching.</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts are caught with their pants down in this episode where they discuss bathroom controversies and related stories. So take a seat on the throne and get comfy for this ride.</p><p>This episode is brought to you by Grandma&apos;s Ginger Gum.</p><p>Also, please check out our Facebook Page, An Unconventional Threesome or visit our website, autpod.buzzsprout.com</p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></description>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Our hosts bring a more personal touch to this episode as they reminisce on the days past. So, pull up a chair and gather round as grandpappy tells his stories. This episode is brought to you by Papa&apos;s Prostate Patchouli. </p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2443910/support">Support the show</a></p><p>Send us an email at anunconventionalthreesome@gmail.com if you have something that you want us to discuss! You can also follow us on Facebook and interact with us there.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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