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]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Guise theguiseknights@gmail.com https://storage.buzzsprout.com/cnlcy40rs9a6ry2zosfmdrrdyy7f?.jpg Guise Knights Black fatigue is real—but who’s actually exhausted? Black fatigue is real—but who’s actually exhausted? In a country obsessed with talking about race, this episode asks the questions most people avoid. Is the burnout coming from being unheard, or from refusing to listen? From carrying history, or avoiding accountability? We explore how everyday behavior, silence, performative allyship, and unchecked actions keep reopening a wound America claims it wants to heal. 

]]> In a country obsessed with talking about race, this episode asks the questions most people avoid. Is the burnout coming from being unheard, or from refusing to listen? From carrying history, or avoiding accountability? We explore how everyday behavior, silence, performative allyship, and unchecked actions keep reopening a wound America claims it wants to heal. 

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-18457948 Mon, 05 Jan 2026 17:00:00 -0500 1275 full false She's Not Your Soulmate, You're Just a Leo: The Astrology Girl Dilemma She's Not Your Soulmate, You're Just a Leo: The Astrology Girl Dilemma Ever ghosted someone because they were a Scorpio? Or blamed your bad attitude on being a “triple fire sign”? This podcast is for you—and about you. We're diving into the world of astrology girls, zodiac compatibility obsessions, and the low-key (and high-key) prejudice that hides behind birth charts. From calling out the weaponization of star signs to unpacking how astrology gets used as a cop-out for being racist or straight-up dismissive, this show’s serving cosmic truth with zero sugar. If you’ve ever said, “I don’t vibe with Geminis,” you need to tune in. The stars aren’t the problem—maybe you are.

]]> Ever ghosted someone because they were a Scorpio? Or blamed your bad attitude on being a “triple fire sign”? This podcast is for you—and about you. We're diving into the world of astrology girls, zodiac compatibility obsessions, and the low-key (and high-key) prejudice that hides behind birth charts. From calling out the weaponization of star signs to unpacking how astrology gets used as a cop-out for being racist or straight-up dismissive, this show’s serving cosmic truth with zero sugar. If you’ve ever said, “I don’t vibe with Geminis,” you need to tune in. The stars aren’t the problem—maybe you are.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-17015409 Mon, 21 Apr 2025 14:00:00 -0400 1612 full false Gods, Aliens, or Something Else? Ancient Myths VS Extraterrestrial Truths - PART II Gods, Aliens, or Something Else? Ancient Myths VS Extraterrestrial Truths - PART II In this mind-blowing episode, we're about to flip everything you thought you knew about history and religion on its head. Picture this: What if figures like Gilgamesh weren’t just mythological, but were actually communicating with extraterrestrials? And those four angels supposedly locked beneath the Euphrates River—what do they have to do with some crazy new evidence that’s just been uncovered? We’re diving into the chilling Dark Forest Theory, and trust me, its eerie ties to ancient prophecies, religious texts, and even modern UFO revelations will leave you questioning everything. Are our gods, angels, and demons really as we’ve been taught? Get ready for a wild ride that connects ancient scriptures with the secrets of the universe, and prepare to have your mind completely blown. 

]]> In this mind-blowing episode, we're about to flip everything you thought you knew about history and religion on its head. Picture this: What if figures like Gilgamesh weren’t just mythological, but were actually communicating with extraterrestrials? And those four angels supposedly locked beneath the Euphrates River—what do they have to do with some crazy new evidence that’s just been uncovered? We’re diving into the chilling Dark Forest Theory, and trust me, its eerie ties to ancient prophecies, religious texts, and even modern UFO revelations will leave you questioning everything. Are our gods, angels, and demons really as we’ve been taught? Get ready for a wild ride that connects ancient scriptures with the secrets of the universe, and prepare to have your mind completely blown. 

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16686616 Mon, 24 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0500 2025 full false Gods, Aliens, or Something Else? Ancient Myths VS Extraterrestrial Truths - PART I Gods, Aliens, or Something Else? Ancient Myths VS Extraterrestrial Truths - PART I In this mind-blowing episode, we dive deep into the shocking new evidence that’s rewriting history as we know it. Were ancient religious figures like Gilgamesh actually interacting with extraterrestrials? What do the four angels supposedly bound beneath the Euphrates River have to do with recent discoveries? We break down the Dark Forest Theory and its eerie connections to biblical and mythological warnings about powerful, unseen entities. From ancient scriptures to modern-day UFO disclosures, we explore the possibility that our gods, angels, and demons might not be what we thought. Buckle up—this episode will challenge everything you believe about religion, history, and our place in the universe.

]]> In this mind-blowing episode, we dive deep into the shocking new evidence that’s rewriting history as we know it. Were ancient religious figures like Gilgamesh actually interacting with extraterrestrials? What do the four angels supposedly bound beneath the Euphrates River have to do with recent discoveries? We break down the Dark Forest Theory and its eerie connections to biblical and mythological warnings about powerful, unseen entities. From ancient scriptures to modern-day UFO disclosures, we explore the possibility that our gods, angels, and demons might not be what we thought. Buckle up—this episode will challenge everything you believe about religion, history, and our place in the universe.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16660104 Wed, 19 Feb 2025 20:00:00 -0500 1549 full false The Era of Almost Relationships: Why No One Wants Commitment Anymore The Era of Almost Relationships: Why No One Wants Commitment Anymore Are we living in the age of the ‘situationship’? It seems like everywhere you turn, people are stuck in undefined, non-committal romances—texting every day, acting like a couple, but never making it official. So what happened? Why does everyone want the perks of a relationship without the label? 

In this episode, we’re diving deep into why commitment is dying, how hookup culture and social media have reshaped modern love, and whether we’re all secretly terrified of monogamy. Is this just how dating works now, or is there still hope for real commitment? Buckle up, because this one’s going to get real like never before.

]]> Are we living in the age of the ‘situationship’? It seems like everywhere you turn, people are stuck in undefined, non-committal romances—texting every day, acting like a couple, but never making it official. So what happened? Why does everyone want the perks of a relationship without the label? 

In this episode, we’re diving deep into why commitment is dying, how hookup culture and social media have reshaped modern love, and whether we’re all secretly terrified of monogamy. Is this just how dating works now, or is there still hope for real commitment? Buckle up, because this one’s going to get real like never before.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16607133 Tue, 11 Feb 2025 21:00:00 -0500 2696 full false Ghosting Unmasked: Secrets Behind Break Up Texts Ghosting Unmasked: Secrets Behind Break Up Texts  Welcome to “Ghost Protocols,” where four candid guys dive headfirst into the wild world of modern dating. In each episode, we break down the shocking art of ghosting and the raw, unfiltered truth behind break-up texts—revealing how one word can change everything. Whether you’ve been left hanging or are just curious about the dark side of digital romance, join us for real stories, brutal honesty, and the occasional laugh-out-loud moment that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about love in the 21st century.

]]>  Welcome to “Ghost Protocols,” where four candid guys dive headfirst into the wild world of modern dating. In each episode, we break down the shocking art of ghosting and the raw, unfiltered truth behind break-up texts—revealing how one word can change everything. Whether you’ve been left hanging or are just curious about the dark side of digital romance, join us for real stories, brutal honesty, and the occasional laugh-out-loud moment that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about love in the 21st century.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16569654 Wed, 05 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0500 1918 full false No Games, No Guilt. Mastering the Art of Disengagement in Dating No Games, No Guilt. Mastering the Art of Disengagement in Dating In this week's episode the Guise Knights tackle one of the most important aspects of dating nowadays... When to walk away!!! With Ghosting culture prevailing and disrespect running rampant due to an overflow of dating options, how do we discern between people who are worth getting to know or people worth cutting off early?

We dive in and give you our perspectives, words of wisdom, and ultimately come up with the 5 Rules of Disengagement in Dating to help men navigate a healthier dating experience. Although to be fair, these rules go both ways and apply to both genders.

RULES OF DISENGAGEMENT

  1. 24 HOUR LEFT UNREAD RULE
  2. 30 MINUTE LATE TO FIRST DATE RULE
  3. PAY TO PLAY RULE
  4. SUDDEN PLAN CHANGE RULE
  5. FORCED COMMITMENT RULE (SLOW BURNER INSTEAD)
  6. SEXY WALKAWAY RULE **BONUS**
]]> In this week's episode the Guise Knights tackle one of the most important aspects of dating nowadays... When to walk away!!! With Ghosting culture prevailing and disrespect running rampant due to an overflow of dating options, how do we discern between people who are worth getting to know or people worth cutting off early?

We dive in and give you our perspectives, words of wisdom, and ultimately come up with the 5 Rules of Disengagement in Dating to help men navigate a healthier dating experience. Although to be fair, these rules go both ways and apply to both genders.

RULES OF DISENGAGEMENT

  1. 24 HOUR LEFT UNREAD RULE
  2. 30 MINUTE LATE TO FIRST DATE RULE
  3. PAY TO PLAY RULE
  4. SUDDEN PLAN CHANGE RULE
  5. FORCED COMMITMENT RULE (SLOW BURNER INSTEAD)
  6. SEXY WALKAWAY RULE **BONUS**
]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16513408 Mon, 27 Jan 2025 17:00:00 -0500 2410 full false The Andrew Tate Controversy: What the Media Isn't Telling You The Andrew Tate Controversy: What the Media Isn't Telling You Is Andrew Tate Guilty or framed? In this episode we dissect the journey from fighter to fame, from webcam Top G to top criminal, and ultimately the rise and sudden disappearance from one of the internet's most polarizing men. Are we being lied to? Who's really behind the accusations? Is Andrew Tate a victim or a villain? Dive in with us as we dig into the truth nobody wants to hear.

]]> Is Andrew Tate Guilty or framed? In this episode we dissect the journey from fighter to fame, from webcam Top G to top criminal, and ultimately the rise and sudden disappearance from one of the internet's most polarizing men. Are we being lied to? Who's really behind the accusations? Is Andrew Tate a victim or a villain? Dive in with us as we dig into the truth nobody wants to hear.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16469912 Mon, 20 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0500 2995 full false Dating Horror Stories & Never Again Moments (PART II) Dating Horror Stories & Never Again Moments (PART II) Le Dreaux and MATEO continue to go deeper their most intimate stories of dating, sex, and cringe moments with the opposite sex. We discuss all the cringe faux pa stories and out of the box requests that can be seen as very offensive. Prepare yourself because this one is not pretty... But it is natural in some circles.

]]> Le Dreaux and MATEO continue to go deeper their most intimate stories of dating, sex, and cringe moments with the opposite sex. We discuss all the cringe faux pa stories and out of the box requests that can be seen as very offensive. Prepare yourself because this one is not pretty... But it is natural in some circles.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16430179 Mon, 13 Jan 2025 13:00:00 -0500 2269 full false Dating Horror Stories & Never Again Moments (PART I) Dating Horror Stories & Never Again Moments (PART I) Le Dreaux and MATEO share their biggest blunders when it comes to dating, sex, and cringe moments with the opposite sex. Prepare yourself because this one is not pretty... But it is natural in some circles.

]]> Le Dreaux and MATEO share their biggest blunders when it comes to dating, sex, and cringe moments with the opposite sex. Prepare yourself because this one is not pretty... But it is natural in some circles.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16392734 Mon, 06 Jan 2025 17:00:00 -0500 2382 1 3 full true Tripping for Therapy: Are Psychedelic Drugs the Ultimate Cheat Code (PART 2) Tripping for Therapy: Are Psychedelic Drugs the Ultimate Cheat Code (PART 2) In this episode the gang continues the discussion of Psychedelics and bring up some racy topics of whether we should recommend therapy to vets, children or anyone that really needs it. Good thing we're as irresponsible as they come. Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea from us. Just bad ideas in general.

]]> In this episode the gang continues the discussion of Psychedelics and bring up some racy topics of whether we should recommend therapy to vets, children or anyone that really needs it. Good thing we're as irresponsible as they come. Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea from us. Just bad ideas in general.

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16339378 Wed, 25 Dec 2024 16:00:00 -0500 1740 guy talk, comedy, culture, relationships, dating, men vs women, for you, bro humor, psychedelic drugs, lsd, mushrooms, tripping, DMT, ayahuasca, therapy, full true Tripping for Therapy: Are Psychedelic Drugs the Ultimate Cheat Code (PART 1) Tripping for Therapy: Are Psychedelic Drugs the Ultimate Cheat Code (PART 1) In this episode of Guise Knights the crew discusses the use, safety and validity of psychedelics such as mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Ayahuasca, DMT and many others as a form of therapy. We also have a serious talk about Roger Federer and the fact he's no longer the father he thought he was. And by serious, I mean not serious at all. 

Enjoy the pod!

]]> In this episode of Guise Knights the crew discusses the use, safety and validity of psychedelics such as mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Ayahuasca, DMT and many others as a form of therapy. We also have a serious talk about Roger Federer and the fact he's no longer the father he thought he was. And by serious, I mean not serious at all. 

Enjoy the pod!

]]> Guise Buzzsprout-16339359 Wed, 25 Dec 2024 16:00:00 -0500 1693 guy talk, comedy, culture, relationships, dating, men vs women, for you, bro humor, psychedelic drugs, lsd, mushrooms, tripping, DMT, ayahuasca, therapy, 1 1 full true