We may not have quite made the Olympic team, but that doesn't mean we weren't olympic athletes, right?  I said, "RIGHT?!"

Some connections only seem. to happen in the vortex of the entertainment world.

When a Spanish teacher tried to keep me from the World Series finale, drastic steps were needed.  Sometimes you have to risk a beating.

The fun never stopped when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' office asked me to spend a day at the game with a member of Aerosmith.

Strange things can happen when your friends suggest that you date their siblings.

A trip to Las Vegas could have been our last ... anywhere.

Oddball events at the pool in Yuma, AZ.

Sometimes you have to say no.   To everyone.

Most people don't relate to the highs of being in a selective cult.

It's tricky being just friends with a member of the opposite sex:  To make a pass ... or not.

When the sales gal is hotter than the bagel, problems can arise.

When I couldn't resist crossing the line with my girlfriend at the old Palomino Club in North Hollywood.

Some grades shouldn't see the light of day.  Of course, none of this was my fault.