Our next episode is in two weeks and is the episode I probably had the most fun recording, but was absolutely terrified to publish! Tune in to find out which one it was and why!

MUSIC:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

 "Piano Horror Soundtrack - Bruno Magic" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay

"Dark Cinematic Thriller" by Nikita Kondrashev from Pixabay

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Also, Discount Storytime is coming to an end. Episode 100 will be the last one, and I have something planned. For the next few episodes, please let me know if you have a favorite, and we can replay it. Thank you all so much for listening to my ridiculous stories!!!

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Relaxing Piano with Soft Female Vocals” by Iris,Helen,silvy from Pixabay

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Content warning for movie spoilers, bullying, profanity, violence, and body horror.

Next week’s story will be Freddy and the Cabin. Freddy Cat and the kittens from two episodes ago return for another adventure!

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Music:

"Ghosties and Ghoulies" by Geoff Harveyfrom Pixabay

“Piano Horror Soundtrack – Bruno Magic”by Bruno Magic from Pixabay

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Next week's story: Roasted Corn based on Stephen King’s “Children of the Corn” short story.

Also, we are looking for a sponsor. And according to our market research, up to 60% of our audience uses indoor plumbing, so we will be reaching out to Kohler faucets to see if they will sponsor us. More to follow on our next episodes.

Content warning for Profanity.

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Crazy" Music by Willie Nelson, performed by Ken McCann

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Content warning for movie spoilers,horror,violence, and gore.

Next Week: "Freddy Cat" Freddy is a bit of a wandering free spirit until he discovers the town of Bramble and makes three friends who will change everything.

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*Worried Wendell is one episodic season.

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Classical Happiness" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

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Next week's story is a combination of 90’s scary movie and beloved historical drama in “Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman.”

Also, we are still looking for a sponsor. And according to our market research, up to 60% of our audience uses indoor plumbing, so we will be reaching out to Kohler faucets to see if they will sponsor us. More to follow on our next episodes.

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

 "Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay

"Powerful Action Rock Trailer" by John Rush from Pixabay

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*Worried Wendell is a series, but all the others are short stories.

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Content warning for movie spoilers, profanity, horror, violence, gore, and sexual themes.

Next week’s story will be "Pickleball! (A Historical Romance)"

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Ghosties and Ghoulies" by Geoff Harveyfrom Pixabay

"Unchained Melody" backing track by Karaoke Version

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Welcome to Discount Storytime’s end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. If you follow this show on Bluesky, you may have seen a few of these posted. But here they are, a big clump of them in all their discount glory. 

If you want to hear the first set of Discount Ideas, they are here. 

As mentioned last week, we are looking for a sponsor and are courting Kohler. So we’ve included a sample commercial.

Enjoy and Happy New Year!

Content warning for Profanity.

Next week's story is "Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror" based on the 1973 scary movie "Horror Hospital." 

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay

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This week's story is an homage to an 80's horror classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." And had inspiration from the Canadian Horror Comedy "Slaxx."  

Additionally, we at Discount Storytime have been looking for a sponsor and, after doing some market research, found that up to 60% of our audience uses indoor plumbing. Therefore, it only makes sense that Kohler sponsors us. So we have added a brief sample commercial to show Kohler what Discount Storytime can do for them.  We also made a print ad.

Enjoy!

Also, you can also check out these great discussions of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" and “Slaxx” on my favorite podcast, Werewolf Ambulance. 

Content warning for movie spoilers,profanity, horror,violence, gore, and sexual themes. (If you are not in to horror, future stories with less horror and gore are on the way for 2026, we promise.)

Next week's episode is an end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss it! 

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Brave Circus Clowns" by by Pavel Shilov from Pixabay

"All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey by Karaoke Version

"Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay

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Long story short, Discount Storytime is home. :-) 

If you have downloaded this episode, would you please, please click the "say hi" link below and let me know you received it? And, if you would, please let me know what genres you enjoy so I can tailor future stories for you awesome listeners. Thank you!!!

"Bluer" is a parody of the 1996 horror move "Thinner." It's so scary you'll Snurf yourself! (You can also catch a great discussion of this movie at the Werewolf Ambulance podcast here.)  

Next week's episode is an homage to an 80's horror classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." And had inspiration from the Canadian Horror Comedy "Slaxx."  Enjoy! 

This story was read by voice actor Grande. Check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/!

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Mysterious Cinematic Music" by Tunetank from Pixabay

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Content warning for profanity, horror elements, and body horror.

This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at grande@dalpoco.net, or check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/!

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Click here for CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Happy Funk" by Alex Guz from Pixabay

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Our sponsor this week is "Leche Bell Grande."  Enjoy!

Content Warning: Horror elements, Profanity

Here is the link to our new podcast, Chicken Fried Horror!

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay
“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay
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taco-bell-bong-sfx sound effect by by James White from Pixabay
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Hear the lost audio journal of a true POS (Pioneer Of Science). Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.)

Content warning for profanity, body horror, and horror elements.

Check out Chicken Fried Horror here!

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If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.) 

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Will Geraldine ever make a friend at the park? Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.)

Content warning for childhood bullying

Discount Idea #62: Do you think I’m messing around? I’m not messing around. Take a good look. I'm wearing my all business Hamburglar costume.

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)

Music: 

"Best Adventure Ever" by  Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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The long lost original version of Sleeping Beauty, or "Briar Rose." Enjoy! 

Discount Idea #68:  "You don’t have to be “in” nature to enjoy the benefits. Try simply thinking about nature, or watching a nature documentary on your couch, or eating pizza poppers while watching that movie about chainsaw monkeys."

Content warning for profanity, horror elements, body horror, adult content, and tobacco use.

This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at grande@dalpoco.net, or check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/!

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.) 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Little Toy House" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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(You can also read this story here.)

Discount Idea #63: Some people beat the living daylights out of a stranger. That is cruel. Instead, try beating the living daylights IN TO a stranger.

Next week‘s story: Toe Jamalama Fatalis. Subscribe so you can hear the long lost audio journal of a true P.O.S (Pioneer Of Science). 

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If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.) 

Music:
"Martians on the Lawn" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Storytime is proud to introduce our super resident voice actor: Grande! Click here for his bio and contact information!

Discount Idea #66: "If the headless horseman is chasing you, don't panic. Pull out a bag of pumpkin seeds and start eating them. He will realize who is in charge."

About Discount Storytime:

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.) 

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Dark Cinematic Thriller" by Nikita Kondrashev from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Idea #61: You can’t win them all. Sometimes you’re the goose. Sometimes you’re the meteorite that lands on the goose.

Next week‘s story: Agent Muffet. The spider got 'curds and WHEY' more than he bargained for. 

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Medieval Fantasy" by Music Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Idea #60-  I once hired a dog walker. A little while later a dog came to my door and said "I walked here. That'll be $25."

Next week‘s story: A Bit of Housekeeping. Can the King and Queen of Discountvania survive an empty castle, together?  Subscribe so you can find out.

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.) 

Music: 

"Country on the Menu" by Charles Shomo from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Idea #59-  I awoke to the scary sound of wailing and moaning in the middle of the night. Was it coming from ghosts? No. Luckily it was just the captives in my basement.

Next week‘s story: An Unfortunate H. Well, ain't this just a horrific retelling of a childhood favorite.  Subscribe so you can find out.

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If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Idea #58-  I used be a vegetarian. But after getting bit by a werewolf I now have to say "mostly vegetarian."

Next week‘s story: Virus Park. Can everyone at Virus Park just get along? Subscribe so you can find out.

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.) 

Music: 

"Circus Music - Friendly Smile" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Idea #57- "Do naked maniacs have nightmares about being clothed and ready for exams? "

Next week‘s story is: The Fall of Stumbly. Will our hero, Stumbly, make a splash at the Circus? Subscribe so you can find out.

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You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)
Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Idea #56- It wasn't so bad my parents getting divorced. But did they have to sue each other for spawning a "dud?"

Next week‘s story is: The Cursed Robinsons. To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends?  Subscribe so you can find out.

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If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.) 

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Thrash Metal"  by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Discount Idea #51- "Dating tip: If you’re on a first date and your date mutters 'it will  make me kill again.' There’s probably more to that story." 

Next week‘s story is: Hunting Dragons, Inc. What do you hunt when elk and mountain seals just don't give the same thrill?  Subscribe and find out.

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If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.) 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

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Content warning: profanity, body gore, and horror elements 

Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

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Next week‘s story: Three Doors. What happens when a competitive sprinter goes through a door that grants wishes? Subscribe to find out.

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

Music:

"Piano Horror Soundtrack - Bruno Magic" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay

"Positive Energy" by by Vitalii Vakulenko from Pixabay

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Content Warning: Profanity, Violence, Adult Themes.

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Content Warning for profanity, violence, drug use, gun violence, and adult themes. 

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Guitar Dance" by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay

"Club Energy" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

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 Music:

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“Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“80s Movie Synth Music” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

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As for today's story. Well, the wedding didn't go as planned. Maybe the reception will be better? Tune in and find out. 

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. 

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Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay

“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay

“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay

“Jazz Bossa Nova Cooking Show Music” by Denis Pavlov from Pixabay

“Abandon – Sad, Dark, Alone” by Pimpitcha Aransak from Pixabay

“Wedding Song” by Peter Barbaix from Pixabay

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Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“Little Toy House”  by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

 “Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay

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"Western Theme" by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by Piano_Music from Pixabay

 "Kids Cooking"  by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay

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"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Let the Mystery Unfold" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
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"Light Step"  by Jiwon (Musician) Nahee (Graphic Designer) from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
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"Energetic Garage Rock" by by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
"Thinking of Good Time - Soft Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
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"Powerful Action Rock Trailer" by John Rush from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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"Dark Western" by by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by PianoAmor from Pixabay

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This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.

As the show has evolved, the concept of the "Scamverse" limits other stories I want to share with you.  The podcast format will be the same. One story, same satrical and at times dark humor, and a message from our sponsor.

Our new name is "Discount Storytime", which has been tested with over 30 people, and every one of them yelled "Who the Hell are you?" and "Get out of my yard!" So I think it's a hit!
If you have questions, comments, or thoughts, please feel free to write to me by clicking on the link in the show notes. Also, an email address for "Discount Storytime" will be coming soon and I'll append it to this show note and future notes.

NOTE: The show email is now mail@discountstorytime.com

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Content Warning: This episode body horror, gore, profanity and violence.

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Songs:

“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay
Song: “Romantic Adventure” Music by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay
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“News Time Intro” Sound Effect by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
“Bongo Drum Roll 2” Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
“Vintage Car Horn” Sound Effect by UNIVERSFIELD from Pixabay

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“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
”My Sensei At Their Max” by DJ Bruhdy from Pixabay

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“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Be Happy” by Dana Music from Pixabay
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“Night Walk in Paris” by Alban_Gogh from Pixabay
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Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.

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“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
“classical-music-eternal-serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
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This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Begin your story with a character crashing into something (or someone) while skiing.

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“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
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