Let's Read Our Diaries

"I Had So Much Fun With God!"

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0400

Shelley tries to kidnap her teacher and is excited that she gets to skip school for Drama Day. Erica goes to camp and surprise, surprise... she finds a crush there.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling read their middle school diaries, page by page for the first time since written.

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"I Grew Half An Inch in Like, a Month."

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 08:00:00 -0400

We apologize that the beginning of our recording was lost, but at least it didn't lose any of our diary entries. Enjoy!

Erica talks on the phone with Logan, tries hard contacts and loves Jesus. Shelley chases cars, has a "boring day" and goes snowboarding for the first time.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling read their middle school diaries, page by page for the first time since written.

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"He Said I Have Caffeine In My Blood"

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0400

Erica is confused by Logan and plays a lot of tennis. Shelley goes to late-night improv tries to make John jealous.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling read their middle school diaries, page by page for the first time since written.

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"JFK Jr's Funeral Was Today."

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Erica wins a tennis match and is obsessed with her boyfriend. Shelley is nervous to perform for her English class and takes a trip on Cloud 9.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1999.

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"Oh, My Legs Hurt!"

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 08:00:00 -0400

There's a new boy in Erica's life and a fun trip on the horizon, but she's still bad at tennis. Shelley gets her new retainer, tries working out and goes to an improv show.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading from their diaries from 1999.

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"Cute Boy of America Over There!"

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0400

Erica meets new boys and Shelley has a cow. Both girls have a very Jesus centric week.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue readying their diaries from 1999.

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"Today I Got My Braces Off!"

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Erica returns home from camp and Shelley gets her braces off finally!

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"He's Hit Puberty. Big Time!!"

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 18:00:00 -0500

Erica continues her camp adventures and Shelley likes a NEW boy and compares him to old crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"Well, I Better Go. I'm Writing Poetry."

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 21:00:00 -0400

Erica continues her camp adventures and Shelley likes a boy and then doesn't (what's new?).

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"Out of Nowhere Popped Jerry Springer!"

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0400

Shelley reads an epic story she wrote (yes, bananas are back), Erica continues her adventures at camp, and (of course) we check in on all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"I Am Mad at Myself for Always Being Mad."

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0400

We're back! Erica's camp adventures continue, Shelley checks out a new school! And of course we check in on all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"Tonight We Had an Awesome Square Dance!"

Sun, 17 May 2020 22:00:00 -0400

Shelley is sick again, Erica makes friends at camp, and (of course) we check in on all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"My Legs Are All Messed Up Because of Sunless Tanner!"

Sun, 03 May 2020 21:00:00 -0400

Shelley gets an award (kind of), Erica goes to summer camp, Shelley get sicker than a dog, and (of course) we check in on all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"We Sat Together on the Curb."

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 21:00:00 -0400

Music concerts, Shelley has a crush on John again, Erica goes bowling, and (of course) we check in on all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"Today I Acted Like a Raptor!"

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 10:00:00 -0400

Adventures in babysitting, Shelley hates school, Erica is a single woman, and (of course) we check in on all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"Whoa. I Got Rid of So Much Stress Today!"

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 22:00:00 -0400

Shelley goes to Old Navy (again), Erica has in depth discussions, Shelley lights some candles, and (of course) we check in on all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"No Hug. Just a High Five."

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 21:00:00 -0500

This week: Shelley is bad at math, Erica has fun in school, and (of course) all of their crushes.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"She Is Such a Slut."

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 21:00:00 -0500

This week: we party like it's 1999, cuz it is!!
Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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P.S. #1: Lindsey Gentile & Kelly Wallace-Barnhill

Thu, 20 Feb 2020 13:00:00 -0500

This week we have funny gals @lindseygentile and @kellywallacebarnhill from the F* You, I'm Smarter podcast reading their own diaries.

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"He Is Such a Wannabe Player."

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 21:00:00 -0500

This week: breakups, Christmas presents, graduation, and (of course) all of their crushes. Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"We Just Bombed Iraq."

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

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"We're Like in a Fight."

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:00:00 -0500

"He Said I Had Fat Legs."

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 21:00:00 -0500

"I Feel Worthless."

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 21:00:00 -0500

"We Got the Internet Today."

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 21:00:00 -0500

"I Was so Hyper From Coke."

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Blah, blah blah. Yada, yada yada.

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 23:00:00 -0500

Holy Fun!

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 21:00:00 -0500

I Am a Blonde. But I'm Not an Airhead!

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 19:00:00 -0500

We Were at a Table for 2 with a Candle.

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 20:00:00 -0500

We Put Salsa in Paul's Mailbox.

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 22:00:00 -0500

I'm 2nd Smartest in the Class.

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 19:00:00 -0500

Leonardo DiCaprio is Pretty Hot.

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 17:00:00 -0500

I'm Not Going to X-Plain My Day.

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 13:00:00 -0400

He Doesn't Touch Me Anymore.

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 18:00:00 -0400

I Have Lice. It's a Pain.

Sun, 13 Oct 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Holy Hot Voice.

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 16:00:00 -0400

P.S. I Heart My Parents

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 21:00:00 -0400

That Would Be so SCHMEGGIN Cool!!

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 18:00:00 -0400

Dear Diary, Today Was Just Mesmerizing!

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 14:00:00 -0400

I Am a Romeo at My School.

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 16:00:00 -0400

Today We Did Stuff Tourists Do.

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 14:00:00 -0400

We Both Love to Brush Our Teeth.

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 22:00:00 -0400

The More I See Men, The More I Like Dogs.

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 15:00:00 -0400

Whoa. He Mentioned Marriage AGAIN.

Sat, 10 Aug 2019 20:00:00 -0400

I'm in the Money! I'm in the Money!

Sat, 03 Aug 2019 18:00:00 -0400

He Put His Hands in My Back Pockets.

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 13:00:00 -0400

Today Was a Mixed Emotions Day.

Sat, 20 Jul 2019 16:00:00 -0400

We Kissed But No Tongue.

Sat, 13 Jul 2019 14:00:00 -0400

I Like You and You Don't Have Cooties.

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 14:00:00 -0400

We Biffed It So Bad!

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 13:00:00 -0400

Chew on That for an Hour!

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 18:00:00 -0400

I Don't Think I Like a Guy. I'M FREE!!

Sat, 15 Jun 2019 13:00:00 -0400

I Just Stayed up Late Doin' Stuff.

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 13:00:00 -0400

I'm Either Gunna Be Her Friend or Not!

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 21:00:00 -0400

I Hope They Don't Have Drinks or Drugs!!

Sun, 26 May 2019 14:00:00 -0400

I Am in Love with His Eyes. They. Are. GORGEOUS!

Sat, 18 May 2019 16:00:00 -0400

It Doesn't Seem Possible to Be Popular!!

Sat, 11 May 2019 14:00:00 -0400

All He Wanted Was to Get Some!

Fri, 03 May 2019 14:00:00 -0400

Well, Now It's 1999!

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 13:00:00 -0400

40 Minutes Til My B-Day!!

Sat, 20 Apr 2019 13:00:00 -0400

I Learned How To Catch Things in My Mouth!

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 21:00:00 -0400

All of My Friends Noticed My Hair.

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 00:00:00 -0400

We Did a 3-Way Call.

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Dear Diary, Big Bad News!!

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:00:00 -0400

He Used the Guilt Method on Me!

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

ERICA brags about how many lines she has in the play (11:31)
Shelley goes to Old Navy (16:45)
Shelley can't make an important decision (17:24)
Shelley brags again (21:12)
Erica's director uses the guilt method on her (28:07)
Shelley goes to Old Navy AGAIN (33:20)

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He Didn't Talk to Me on AOL Today!

Sat, 09 Mar 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Is Shelley's Mom cooler than she is? (9:34)
Does a boy like Erica or is he just making fun of her? (23:15)
Shelley's Dad is an ARCHITEK (sp) (31:37)
Erica may have damaged Adam's knee for all time (43:18)
Shelley brags again (47:15)

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People Are Using Me For Duct Tape Wallets.

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Erica get a puffy coat (6:16)
Shelley is legit addicted to Gymnastics (11:25)
Shelley brags again (27:49)
Shelley describes, in so much detail, how she hurt her knee (28:08)
Erica talks about watching the stars by herself (31:18)

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Dear Diary, Wazzup?!?

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Shelley LOVES Beanie Babies!!! (8:34)
Erica is really "squeezing" it (13:25)
Did Erica's audition for the lower school play go well? (20:30)
Shelley's friend with mono calls (24:30)
Shelley brags about guys talking to her (45:00)

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We Talked About Sex and Stuff!

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Erica describes hanging out with the high schoolers at the play (15:30)
Is this Erica's first kiss? (23:48)
SUSPENSE (26:25)
Erica gets into a fight, or was it just flirting? (47:33)
Shelley brags about eating a green onion (50:15)
Shelley goes to Old Navy (52:06)
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Dear Diary, Today I Had the Squirts!

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Shelley's sick day (4:41)
Erica talks about her arm contusions (11:59)
What is Shelley listening to on the radio? (18:29)
What does it mean when a boy looks at Erica? (26:47)
Erica describes her journey to get Alex Doritos (37:05)
Shelley brags again (45:57)

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He Doesn't Like Me. But Why Would He?

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Erica describes her 7th grade formal lewk (6:09)
Shelley brags again (18:39)
Shelley does a dance a MILLION times (21:10)
Does Shelley make cheerleading? (32:45)
Erica moves and starts at a new school (37:05)

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P.S. 86 Years Ago Titanic Sank

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Shelley tells the most bizarre lie to her journal (7:12)
Erica has an epic P.S. (13:16)
Shelley describes a scary "trip" to Hawaii (17:40)
Shelley brags again (27:07)
Erica talks about her biggest fear (31:15)

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C'est La Vie. That's Life!

Fri, 18 Jan 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries from 1998.

Shelley brags again (5:40, 19:52)
Recipe for mashed potato pie (10:20)
Erica has some choice words for a boy who burned her (15:34)
What is Erica doing in Science class?! (40:13)
Shelley wins an award (42:43)

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I Live for Theatre! JOKING!!!

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries.

Erica talks about her crush (5:40)
First AOL screen names are revealed (10:30)
Erica goes to the dance (26:25)
Shelley brags again (32:06, 49:27)
Shelley describes her school outfit (35:50)

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I Am in Love with Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling continue reading their diaries.

Erica describes her obsession with JTT (5:37)
Shelley also has a crush on a boy named John (18:54)
Erica talks about her favorite 'Home Improvement' episode (22:16)
Shelley brags again (32:16)
Erica has a moment of awareness as a 6th grader (35:52)

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Why Do All My Friends Hate Me?! Oh Well.

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Comedians Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling start reading their first ever diary entries.

Does Shelley brag about her grades (5:28)?
What happened to Ralph Rogers (14:19)?
Is Erica still playing babies (24:40)?
And is her mom present when she scores her first ever soccer goal (37:01)?!?
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Let's Read Our Diaries Teaser

Wed, 19 Dec 2018 20:00:00 -0500

Teaser for the new podcast "Let's Read Our Diaries" where @shelleycarling and @ericafarnsworth read their childhood diaries - from start to finish!