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    <itunes:title>Ep. 28 Me, Myself, and I</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is it lovers! This is our season 3 finale, and we are closing out the season with our wildly fun guest Lucas Stephens. We discuss coming out, support systems, listening to the voice in our heads and learning how to practice self love! Some lessons we could all benefit from...  Love,  M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 27 Gifts and Gatherings </itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello lovers, the time for Gifts &amp; Gatherings is officially upon us! In this weeks episode, we will be discussing whether and what to get your S.O. for the holidays; as well as dive in to the reasons we want to (or don’t) bring them home to meet our families.    Enjoy. Share. Rate. Subscribe. Review.   Love,  M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2019 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 26 Give Me Head, Not a Headache</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, some bomb f’n Head! On this weeks Episode we’ll be chatting about our experiences with cunnilingus; how technique is different (&amp; sometimes downright awful) , open communication during a head sesh, and body positivity!   Enjoy lovers, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 25 Cuff Me or Hate Me</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this weeks episode we are joined by the hosts of Bands, Brews &amp; Bullshit! The boys join us to discuss our different perspectives on cuffing season, and the reasons cute couples pop up during the chilly months. We hope you enjoy!  Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 24 I Don&#39;t Owe You</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We don’t owe you SH*T!! Sunday Funday coming in STRONG! On this weeks episode we are joined by one of the dopest dudes around: Christian Clayton. Tune in to hear us chat about whether or not we truly owe people our time and devotion when it comes to relationships &amp; friendships, killing the game for your own future, and supporting your loved ones on their journey through this life! We hope you enjoy!  Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>We don’t owe you SH*T!! Sunday Funday coming in STRONG! On this weeks episode we are joined by one of the dopest dudes around: Christian Clayton. Tune in to hear us chat about whether or not we truly owe people our time and devotion when it comes to relationships &amp; friendships, killing the game for your own future, and supporting your loved ones on their journey through this life! We hope you enjoy!<br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don’t owe you SH*T!! Sunday Funday coming in STRONG! On this weeks episode we are joined by one of the dopest dudes around: Christian Clayton. Tune in to hear us chat about whether or not we truly owe people our time and devotion when it comes to relationships &amp; friendships, killing the game for your own future, and supporting your loved ones on their journey through this life! We hope you enjoy!<br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 23 Wait No, Put Me Down</itunes:title>
    <title>Ep. 23 Wait No, Put Me Down</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this episode, we tear through pick up lines; some we've heard before, other that are outta this world... and not in a good way. We also dive into how social media is the new pick up line. Give us a listen, share with your friends, and let us know what you think!  Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, we tear through pick up lines; some we&apos;ve heard before, other that are outta this world... and not in a good way. We also dive into how social media is the new pick up line. Give us a listen, share with your friends, and let us know what you think!<br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, we tear through pick up lines; some we&apos;ve heard before, other that are outta this world... and not in a good way. We also dive into how social media is the new pick up line. Give us a listen, share with your friends, and let us know what you think!<br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2019 21:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 22 Adventure Time</itunes:title>
    <title>Ep. 22 Adventure Time</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello lovely listeners! Join us as we walk you through how we get men in bed, one night stands, being adventurous in our/your sexuality, and coping with the change of the dating world! We hope you enjoy :)  Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hello lovely listeners! Join us as we walk you through how we get men in bed, one night stands, being adventurous in our/your sexuality, and coping with the change of the dating world! We hope you enjoy :)<br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello lovely listeners! Join us as we walk you through how we get men in bed, one night stands, being adventurous in our/your sexuality, and coping with the change of the dating world! We hope you enjoy :)<br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 27 Oct 2019 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 21 It&#39;s Not Me, it&#39;s You</itunes:title>
    <title>Ep. 21 It&#39;s Not Me, it&#39;s You</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[You know what time it is, Broads! On this episode, we discuss our dating patterns and what red flags 🚩 we hate to love. Learning to recognize the negative aspects of how we date, and replacing them with positive experiences in our dating cycles.    ❤️ M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>You know what time it is, Broads! On this episode, we discuss our dating patterns and what red flags 🚩 we hate to love. Learning to recognize the negative aspects of how we date, and replacing them with positive experiences in our dating cycles.  <br/><br/>❤️ M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what time it is, Broads! On this episode, we discuss our dating patterns and what red flags 🚩 we hate to love. Learning to recognize the negative aspects of how we date, and replacing them with positive experiences in our dating cycles.  <br/><br/>❤️ M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 Oct 2019 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 20 Better When Drunk?</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this episode, we discuss whether or not sex is better when drunk! Turns out maybe it's not? It all depends on who it's with, your mood, and, let's be real, your BAC. Remember, do what you want, but don't be sloppy.   Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, we discuss whether or not sex is better when drunk! Turns out maybe it&apos;s not? It all depends on who it&apos;s with, your mood, and, let&apos;s be real, your BAC. Remember, do what you want, but don&apos;t be sloppy. <br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, we discuss whether or not sex is better when drunk! Turns out maybe it&apos;s not? It all depends on who it&apos;s with, your mood, and, let&apos;s be real, your BAC. Remember, do what you want, but don&apos;t be sloppy. <br/><br/>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 19 Whip it Good</itunes:title>
    <title>Ep. 19 Whip it Good</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Broads are BACK BABY! We have a dope new episode for you guys today. We talk about being dick whipped / pussy whipped and explore why we stay with people who don’t give us what we truly want from them! Hope you like our new name too, and if you don’t... F**k You, Eat Me. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>The Broads are BACK BABY! We have a dope new episode for you guys today. We talk about being dick whipped / pussy whipped and explore why we stay with people who don’t give us what we truly want from them! Hope you like our new name too, and if you don’t... F**k You, Eat Me.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Broads are BACK BABY! We have a dope new episode for you guys today. We talk about being dick whipped / pussy whipped and explore why we stay with people who don’t give us what we truly want from them! Hope you like our new name too, and if you don’t... F**k You, Eat Me.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 06 Oct 2019 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 18 Let&#39;s Talk About Sex, Baby</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy Sunday everyone :) On this week’s episode, we are joined by our lovely guest Michael to discuss how/why/when you should communicate during sex and within relationships 🗣 Stick up for yourself and share those needs 👄 We all have em! Rate, subscribe, follow, and review!   Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Sunday everyone :) On this week’s episode, we are joined by our lovely guest Michael to discuss how/why/when you should communicate during sex and within relationships 🗣 Stick up for yourself and share those needs 👄 We all have em!</p><p>Rate, subscribe, follow, and review!</p><p><br/></p><p>Love,</p><p>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Sunday everyone :) On this week’s episode, we are joined by our lovely guest Michael to discuss how/why/when you should communicate during sex and within relationships 🗣 Stick up for yourself and share those needs 👄 We all have em!</p><p>Rate, subscribe, follow, and review!</p><p><br/></p><p>Love,</p><p>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2019 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 17 Splenda Daddy</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this sweet episode, we discuss everything you've wanted to know (or didn't want to know) about being a sugar baby :) Listen up for some tips and tricks, as well as personal testimony with our lovely sugar baby guest!  Love,   M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this sweet episode, we discuss everything you&apos;ve wanted to know (or didn&apos;t want to know) about being a sugar baby :) Listen up for some tips and tricks, as well as personal testimony with our lovely sugar baby guest!<br/><br/>Love, <br/><br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this sweet episode, we discuss everything you&apos;ve wanted to know (or didn&apos;t want to know) about being a sugar baby :) Listen up for some tips and tricks, as well as personal testimony with our lovely sugar baby guest!<br/><br/>Love, <br/><br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Ep. 16 Playing the Game</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello again! In this episode, we talk in depth about "playing the game". We discuss using dating apps (again), meeting your next lover in person, not dating at all, and the dreaded act of ghosting (men, we're looking at you). Enjoy :) ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Boy bye! 👋 Tune in to our brand new episode to hear the Broads discuss some stories about breaking up and moving on (cause we all need to). Make sure to share, subscribe and review!! Don’t forget to give us all your feedback and share your stories with us! ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy Valentine's Day (almost)! On this heartfelt episode, we discuss all the do's and don'ts that come our way on this controversial and sometimes depressing (but only if you let it get that far) day! Tune in to hear our takes on gift giving, expectations, and some personal testimonies. And remember, it's OKAY TO BE SINGLE. Love yourselves lovelies &lt;3 Send us some love and feedback with questions, comments, and concerns! Rate and subscribe, share as you will!  Love,  M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Valentine&apos;s Day (almost)! On this heartfelt episode, we discuss all the do&apos;s and don&apos;ts that come our way on this controversial and sometimes depressing (but only if you let it get that far) day! Tune in to hear our takes on gift giving, expectations, and some personal testimonies. And remember, it&apos;s OKAY TO BE SINGLE. Love yourselves lovelies &lt;3 Send us some love and feedback with questions, comments, and concerns! Rate and subscribe, share as you will!<br/><br/>Love, <br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the episode, the Broads discuss several versions of our very own All American Psychos, with our lovely guest @briskeeez! Tune in to hear us chat about how some of the men in our lives have gone a bit off the deep end and play a special edition of Dealbreakers! Send us all your love and feedback, DM us, and follow us @mermaidcitybroads!  Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey everyone! In this weeks episode, the Broads are joined by the Mermaid City’s very own mega entrepreneur, Garth Tubbs @garthtubbs. This week, we discuss dating as Millennials, stigmas from older generations, and how to deal with people who don’t know what they're lookin’ for. Make sure to hit us with your feedback, give us a shout out on your insta, subscribe, rate review and all that jazz!  Love, M&amp;A Episode is Live Published: Jan. 22, 2019 @12AM Edit Unpublish Email or Embed this Epi...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, the Broads talk about toxic relationships, how to recognize when you're in one, and some strategies to help you let go and GTFO. We also share some life updates, and play a marvelous game of Pitch or Ditch! Love, M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, the Broads talk about toxic relationships, how to recognize when you&apos;re in one, and some strategies to help you let go and GTFO. We also share some life updates, and play a marvelous game of Pitch or Ditch!</p><p>Love,<br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we dissect New Years resolutions; how we think you should actually make them, as well as being grateful in the new year! Our advice to you, is to listen to the episode, be proud of yourself, and make better decisions in your life, whatever they may be. Enjoy. Subscribe. Rate. Let us know what you think! Love,  M&amp;A ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we dissect New Years resolutions; how we think you should actually make them, as well as being grateful in the new year! Our advice to you, is to listen to the episode, be proud of yourself, and make better decisions in your life, whatever they may be.</p><p>Enjoy. Subscribe. Rate. Let us know what you think!</p><p>Love, <br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we dissect New Years resolutions; how we think you should actually make them, as well as being grateful in the new year! Our advice to you, is to listen to the episode, be proud of yourself, and make better decisions in your life, whatever they may be.</p><p>Enjoy. Subscribe. Rate. Let us know what you think!</p><p>Love, <br/>M&amp;A</p>]]></content:encoded>
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