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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Trump and Kamala face off. We discuss if cats and dogs are really getting eaten. Also we break down 9/11. We cover dating and how Spain's approach is from the stone age. We also talk about the people posting way too many concert videos on social media. All that and much more. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Hotmail accounts back in style &amp; Chick-fil-A takes on Streaming  | Ep 23 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This week we break down who’s had a better career. Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler? Also,  Kamala and Trump petty jabs. We cover Hotmail accounts and why adults need to stop using them. We go over Chick-fil-A new streaming service. Don’t miss this  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Crooked Dentists and Haunted House employees | Ep 22 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Dentist tries to rip Zach off. RFK hides a bear in Central Park under a bike as a sweet prank as 50 year olds do. We discuss the Appalachian mountains and the wild burly men who braved crossing the mountain range. Also we discuss if we would let our kids pursue a job working in a haunted house. Check it out ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Olympic break dancing and rawdogging flights | Ep. 21 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:title>West or East Coast. Which is cooler? | Ep. 20 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail We’re in Cali on the road for this pod. We cover all the good things this week. Homeless people with 6 packs. Beach vibes. Family trips and even cover some Cortez history!   ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Kamala Harris or Tom Cruise? | Ep 19 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Brad Pitt or Christian Bale? Trump or Kamala? Would you go back in time and kill Hitler? Kids are dressing like we're in the 90's except they all have good options. We also cover cancel culture and Kamala's laugh. Check it out!  ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><div>Brad Pitt or Christian Bale? Trump or Kamala? Would you go back in time and kill Hitler? Kids are dressing like we&apos;re in the 90&apos;s except they all have good options. We also cover cancel culture and Kamala&apos;s laugh. Check it out!<br/><br/></div>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><div>Brad Pitt or Christian Bale? Trump or Kamala? Would you go back in time and kill Hitler? Kids are dressing like we&apos;re in the 90&apos;s except they all have good options. We also cover cancel culture and Kamala&apos;s laugh. Check it out!<br/><br/></div>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Is the U.S. still the greatest country? | Ep. 18 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail From assassination attempts and old geezer candidates. Our pets heads are falling off! This week we cover everything from taking your shoes off at parties for some dumb reason to trying to assassinate Presidents over chicks. We also cover History and other great stuff. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail He's not as cool as Joe Rogan, but they share a passion for bears. This week we are joined by my wild commercial pilot friend, Dayne. He breaks down why pilots always interrupt in flight entertainment, close calls while hunting, and why steroids should be used by athletes. We also cover scout camps and why kids are just better these days. Enjoy.   ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><div>He&apos;s not as cool as Joe Rogan, but they share a passion for bears. This week we are joined by my wild commercial pilot friend, Dayne. He breaks down why pilots always interrupt in flight entertainment, close calls while hunting, and why steroids should be used by athletes. We also cover scout camps and why kids are just better these days. Enjoy. <br/><br/></div>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This week's episode we cover the Prez debate. Also people who facetime in public. How are voices sound too similiar. How Britain controlled Hong Kong. And how pedestrians even stay alive these days. Check it out. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week&apos;s episode we cover the Prez debate. Also people who facetime in public. How are voices sound too similiar. How Britain controlled Hong Kong. And how pedestrians even stay alive these days. Check it out.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week&apos;s episode we cover the Prez debate. Also people who facetime in public. How are voices sound too similiar. How Britain controlled Hong Kong. And how pedestrians even stay alive these days. Check it out.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>When did your wife drink the Disney Kool-Aid? | Ep 15 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This week we cover why Mcdonald's fries smell so freaking good. How US spent $300 mil on a crappy pier in Gaza. Stuff flying out of trucks on freeway and how Zach would thrive as Huck Finn's best friend. That and so much more! Check it. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week we cover why Mcdonald&apos;s fries smell so freaking good. How US spent $300 mil on a crappy pier in Gaza. Stuff flying out of trucks on freeway and how Zach would thrive as Huck Finn&apos;s best friend. That and so much more! Check it.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week we cover why Mcdonald&apos;s fries smell so freaking good. How US spent $300 mil on a crappy pier in Gaza. Stuff flying out of trucks on freeway and how Zach would thrive as Huck Finn&apos;s best friend. That and so much more! Check it.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Fun convo with the famous James Sukhan. We discuss him being a celebrity in Thailand. Why people confuse him for a Polynesian. Also We cover awkward dating in High School and almost getting killed by 2 rednecks only to be saved by cops. Check it out! ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <title>Why does turning 40 make you sexier? | Ep 12 |</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Are we becoming Karens? Our friend Mason joins the pod to discuss turning 40 and his new cool CPAP machine. We go over the Vietnam war. Rollerblading. And how adult Halloween parties are uncomfortable.   ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Are we becoming Karens? Our friend Mason joins the pod to discuss turning 40 and his new cool CPAP machine. We go over the Vietnam war. Rollerblading. And how adult Halloween parties are uncomfortable.<br/><br/></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Are we becoming Karens? Our friend Mason joins the pod to discuss turning 40 and his new cool CPAP machine. We go over the Vietnam war. Rollerblading. And how adult Halloween parties are uncomfortable.<br/><br/></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2024 11:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Should we start taking Ozempic? | Ep 11 |</itunes:title>
    <title>Should we start taking Ozempic? | Ep 11 |</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Was Chris Columbus really dumb? Is Ozempic the miracle drug? What 90's nastalgia do you miss? We cover all that and more in this episode. Don't miss. Especially the part where Alex recounts his story of moving out of Zach's bedroom once and for all. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Was Chris Columbus really dumb? Is Ozempic the miracle drug? What 90&apos;s nastalgia do you miss? We cover all that and more in this episode. Don&apos;t miss. Especially the part where Alex recounts his story of moving out of Zach&apos;s bedroom once and for all.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Was Chris Columbus really dumb? Is Ozempic the miracle drug? What 90&apos;s nastalgia do you miss? We cover all that and more in this episode. Don&apos;t miss. Especially the part where Alex recounts his story of moving out of Zach&apos;s bedroom once and for all.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2024 06:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>How to teach your kids about birds and bees | Ep 10 |</itunes:title>
    <title>How to teach your kids about birds and bees | Ep 10 |</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This week we cover 'Pandemic Abs' to the mystical enigma of Loch Ness Monster sightings. Gear up for a session filled with belly laughs and nostalgic nods as we explore everything from the evolution of the wallet to the complexities of the offside rule in soccer.  Have you ever been called something you just can't shake? We dive into the odd intricacies of the names that stick and why 'creepy' should never be one of them. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>Diesel Dave from Diesel Brothers tells how to get a tv show | Road to Nowhere Ep 9 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail My boys Diesel Dave from Discovery Channel's Diesel Brothers. And Sloth my  other great friend stop by to talk the good old days, Diesel Brothers and how to find buried treasure  ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><div>My boys Diesel Dave from Discovery Channel&apos;s Diesel Brothers. And Sloth my  other great friend stop by to talk the good old days, Diesel Brothers and how to find buried treasure<br/><br/></div>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><div>My boys Diesel Dave from Discovery Channel&apos;s Diesel Brothers. And Sloth my  other great friend stop by to talk the good old days, Diesel Brothers and how to find buried treasure<br/><br/></div>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2024 06:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>How to date an AI | Ep 8 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail One of us leaves our wife for AI. The other gets groped a little too much going through TSA. What was with George Washington's teeth? All that and more. Let's have some fun. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>One of us leaves our wife for AI. The other gets groped a little too much going through TSA. What was with George Washington&apos;s teeth? All that and more. Let&apos;s have some fun.</p>]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2024 12:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>How to not get a speeding ticket | Ep 7 |</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail This week we cover Hitler's love for meth. Alex's kid rats out an innocent teenager. We learn how to win the Boston Marathon with very little training. Also how to respond when being pulled over. Much fun had. Enjoy.   ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week we cover Hitler&apos;s love for meth. Alex&apos;s kid rats out an innocent teenager. We learn how to win the Boston Marathon with very little training. Also how to respond when being pulled over. Much fun had. Enjoy.<br/><br/></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>This week we cover Hitler&apos;s love for meth. Alex&apos;s kid rats out an innocent teenager. We learn how to win the Boston Marathon with very little training. Also how to respond when being pulled over. Much fun had. Enjoy.<br/><br/></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail We're back! We're covering dorks in the Masters. How not to get egged by young punks. Why JFK botched something huge and why losing your rental car keys sucks and cost $$$$ ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>We&apos;re back! We&apos;re covering dorks in the Masters. How not to get egged by young punks. Why JFK botched something huge and why losing your rental car keys sucks and cost $$$$</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>We&apos;re back! We&apos;re covering dorks in the Masters. How not to get egged by young punks. Why JFK botched something huge and why losing your rental car keys sucks and cost $$$$</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2024 12:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>How to win Survivor | Ep 5 |</itunes:title>
    <title>How to win Survivor | Ep 5 |</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Special guest today! Our Costco Correspondent stops by to discuss everything Costco. How he would win Survivor and how to be awkward with people at the grocery store. Don’t miss this. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Special guest today! Our Costco Correspondent stops by to discuss everything Costco. How he would win Survivor and how to be awkward with people at the grocery store. Don’t miss this.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Special guest today! Our Costco Correspondent stops by to discuss everything Costco. How he would win Survivor and how to be awkward with people at the grocery store. Don’t miss this.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>How to screw up a first date | Ep 4 |</itunes:title>
    <title>How to screw up a first date | Ep 4 |</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail Did you lose your smell during covid? Did you had stomach problems on your first date or day on the job? Did you hear about the guy eating a human leg? How do you like quick trivia.  We had some fun on the podcast. And we can't forget to hear from our legendary Costco Correspondent for his weekly product review. Listen in. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Did you lose your smell during covid? Did you had stomach problems on your first date or day on the job? Did you hear about the guy eating a human leg? How do you like quick trivia.  We had some fun on the podcast. And we can&apos;t forget to hear from our legendary Costco Correspondent for his weekly product review. Listen in.</p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2327378/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>Did you lose your smell during covid? Did you had stomach problems on your first date or day on the job? Did you hear about the guy eating a human leg? How do you like quick trivia.  We had some fun on the podcast. And we can&apos;t forget to hear from our legendary Costco Correspondent for his weekly product review. Listen in.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2024 19:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Wife cancel culture | Ep 3</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail We're having fun on this weeks episode. We cover close talkers. How to set booby traps for intruders. The Supreme Court. Cloning hybrid sheep to hunt. That and so much more about how our wives are tightening our leash.  If you want to watch us act like jackasses check out our YouTube page @roadtonowhere11 ]]></itunes:summary>
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