• Shohei’s historic night
• American League ineptitude
• 2025 playoff players Hall of Fame: who’s in, who’s out
• Oh, Canada 🍁 

• Live-tweeting Guards-Gers
• Cubs prop bets - Nico, Michael Busch, Seiya
• Jameson Taillon FTW for 18 bags
• Scoping Early-Schlittler in Red Sox-Yankees

• Guards g1 +140
• Red Sox series winner +155

• Clippers to win series -120
• Bucks to win series +140 (small bag)
• Lakers to win series -205
• GSW to win series -175
• Clippers to lose game 1 and win series +325 (it’s free real estate)

NBA play-in picture (4-pack at 4, Lakers 1g ahead, Wolfs 1g behind)

Bulls +2.5 to the absolute house

Bulls to make a deep playoff run

TONIGHTS BAGS

OKC -9.5

Karl Towns over 1.5 threes

OG over 4.5 rebounds

• Guess the odds to win the West
• Paradise: good?
• Talkin Wolves 🐺
• Guess the lines on tonight's NBA action
• AI morality Q&A

Recapping last night’s action, bag investments (Lakers to the house), tonight’s lines (Rocket dawgs, hornet dawgs)

NBA
Today’s starting lineups and lines (bags)
All-Star weekend ideas
32-man 1-on-1 tournament for all-star weekend
2-on-2? 3-on-3? 4-on-4 is right out

MLB
World Series odds

Golf SZN
Party Marty golf tips
PGA Tour schedule
Cognizant Classic check-in

   First ever MTYH youtube vid

• Tigers-Guards from Detroit (first playoff game there in 10 years)
• Phillies getting nervous
• Bob Gibson vs Fergie Jenkins anecdotes from back in 1968

I watched on delay and cut out all the fluff

• Point Reyes Station vacay
• KAT to Knicks (big mistake) (2:35)
• MLB regular season wrap (5:45)
• Happy Trails Kyle Hendricks (15:40)
• Mets-Barves do-or-die doubleheader (19:00)
• Wildcard round previews (24:40)

• PCA on fire
• Parent corner
• Cubservations with him Mike my dad
• Commentator power rankings
• Wildcard race updates
• Staying under the legal limit from a podcast minutes perspective

• Cubs 5 games back with 21 to go 😔
• Anthony Rizzo returns to Wrigley
• 🐈 
• Matchup if the playoffs started today

• Live play-by-play and color commentary for action around Major League Baseball, without express written consent of Major League Baseball
• Fantasy Update: Holdermen playoff-bound

• Special guest appearance by her, Lauren, my wife
• (13) Shelton vs (20) Tiafoe goes 5
• Cubs punch back in Warshington

• Cubs 5.5 back with 28 to go
• Top headlines from MLB.com
• Thanks Aunt Robin for the customizable Ian Happ bobblehead
• Shohei carries the Holdermen, looking to punch playoff ticket
• Saw the same hawk twice

• Bregman hits a three run homer at Fenway from my bench, devastating
• Psychological effects of tape delay
• MLB roundup 🤠 

• MLB roundup, who’s hot, who’s not
• Cubs trying not to get shut out in ATL series
• Red River Rivalry of Basketball game 5 tonite in OKC (-5.5)

• The dream of the 90s is alive with Knicks-Pacers
• Red River Rivalry hits Dallas
• Celtics mail it in for game 2, series tied 1-1 with Cavs
• Nuggets are Back

• Dimond Park Solar Eclipse Experience
• Shouts and rumors from around MLB
• Bad News Yu Darvish faces his former Cubs in San Diego
• Cubs +120 Big Bag
• Gratitude for you dear listener 

• Shohei in deep with the sharks
• Illinois +1.5 to the absolute house (change the name)
• Cubs Over 84.5 wins by August
• Orioles rolling early

MTYH Reality Tour in the desert

• Cubs beat A’s 3-1, big bag 💰
• Hootin n hollerin for Bucks -7.5 at Casino AZ with some new friends
• A poker tale from the Stick

Took the Amtrak to Sac to check out Bucks-Kings and swim in the indoor pool

Last nite (the Strokes):

• Moilanens go to Warshington, cheer on Magic, extend Warshington’s losing streak to 16
• Clips crush Rockets in h2, 2.5 games out of first
• Sixers another bad loss at home
• Trae-less Hawks beat Donovanless Cavs in ATL
• Coby White is Him
• Portland plus the points back?
• Dubs drub Bucks by the Bay, MTYH down a big bag
• Fox goes for 44 in LA

Tonite (Smashing Pumpkins):

• Celtics at Nuggets: 🍿 

Eating Girl Scout cookies at MacArthur BART waiting for HLMW’s shuttle

NBA Sunday Showcase:

• Sixers nice win in Dallas
• Celtics beat Warriors by 52
• Anthony Edwards meltdown trumps James Harden meltdown, Clippers escape MIN with win
• 31-12-6 for Wemby, 6 blocks
• SGA for MVP

Last night

• Nuggets beat Lakers 124-114 IRL, 77-62 MTYH
• Rockets +350 CASH
• Portland plus the points: back?

Today

• Sixers shock Mavs in Dallas
• Warriors-Celtics at the Gahden in a 2022 Finals rematch, no Porzingis 😢
• Cavs to blow out Knicks (-6.5)

• MTYH IRL at the Forum
• LA large
• Nuggets at the Forum tonite vs Lakers; Murray, KCP, LBJ GTD
• Cheeky bag on the Rockets to win in Phoenix

• 2/2 on bags last night (Celtics -5.5, Wolfs -8.5)
• See my fun new game scoring system on Instagram at metomyourhost
• Celtics an absolute wagon
• Bucks -4.5 small bag at Sixers
• Nuggets-Warriors at 4 pm Pacific, might go

• Biden cracks down on Portland plus the points
• Bees in the Bay +12.5 sinks in garbage time after Vegas review
• Thunder -15.5 yields bags
• Celtics @ Knicks on ABC Saturday Primetime
• Celtics -5.5 and Wolfs -8.5 good tonite

A 12.5 point broadsword in one hand, a +550 moneyline dagger in the other, the Bees take down the mighty Warriors by the Bay

Quick pod between drinks with Clay and tacos with Caitlin, between the Chase Center and the Bay

More rain in Oakland
Still mad about ASW bags

NBA Champion futures I kinda like:
Indy +7000
Pels +4500
OKC +1100

Wrap from All-Star Weekend 2024 featuring me Tom your host getting absolutely smoked from a bags perspective

NBA All-Star Saturday

• Dame Time +420 absolute bags
• Steph and Sabrina earn money for eatlearnplay.org
• Dunk Contest handed to corporate-industrial complex in sweetheart deal
• MTYH ditches bags

NBA All-Star sucka-free Sunday (make MTYH bags again):

• West to win big
• All-Star MVP: SGA +1000 big bag, small bags on Haliburton +800,  Anthony Edwards +1000, Booker +1600, Jaylen +5000, Maxey +5000
• Lay off over-under of 356.5 on account of unclear number of half-court shots

Friday Night Lights: Indiana kid Benedict Mathurin carries Team Jalen to the hooouuuuse tonite, everybody gonna have a good time with +280 on a Team Jalen big bag 💰💰💰

Saturday Night in Indy for 3pt contest I like Hali +400, possibly also Donovan +700. It looks like a foregone conclusion that Mac McClung will win the Dunk Contest (-400), but I like Jaylen Brown plus big money to flip the script at +500

It's All-Star Weekend 2024!
Tonight: Stephen A Smith's celebrities vs. Shannon Sharpe's celebrities fight for the 2024 Celebrity Trophy. Then, a 4-team tournament of 3 NBA rookie-sophomore teams and 1 G-League team, coached by retired basketball players. Team Jalen +280 is the play, but smart money also on Team Tamika +200

Last night:
Heaters +130 💰
Bees +7.5, Bees +250 💰💰💰💰
Knicks +140 ❌
Pistons +13.5 ❌
Denver -5.5 ❌

Tonight:
Maayyyybe Utah +1.5

Two clutch free throws by Grayson Allen carry Suns -4.5 at the Stick

Thunder -3 in Orlando (small bag)
Portland plus the points 2024 🇺🇸
Suns run the Kings out the gym in Phoenix (-4.5 big bag)

Dropped a couple big bags last night after getting trigger-happy on the bets while riding high after getting thru a tough performance review