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Good Soldiers Follow Orders...Until They Don’t | Clone Wars ReWatch S6-Ep1-4

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 09:00:00 -0400

This week we're re-watching the Clone Wars Season 6 Episodes 1-4 and follow Fives as he uncovers the inhibitor chip truth, only to be boxed in by cover-ups, skepticism, and Palpatine’s perfect timing. The heartbreak lands hardest when Rex, Anakin, and the Jedi Council hesitate, because the right answers are finally on the table and still get ignored.

• Tony’s first-time reaction and the emotional breaking points
• Shaak Ti’s investigation on Kamino and how the story keeps getting “reshuffled”
• Palpatine’s long game and why the Jedi miss the red flags
• Rex’s grief and why the Fives ending hits so hard
• Clone individuality through tattoos, armor, haircuts, and small freedoms
• Inhibitor chips as control, nightmares, and the shadow of Order 66
• The ethics of a clone army and the uncomfortable ownership question
• D. Bradley Baker’s voice work and how clones stay distinct
• Planning the road to Order 66 across shows and films

Follow us on social media @TheSWSShow. Once we get our poodoo together, you'll find show clips, behind-the-scenes shenanigans, Star Wars news, memes, updates, and more!

For questions about affiliate opportunities, guest booking, public appearances, or collaboration, reach out to us at sws@circleofnerds.com

Clone Wars Season 6 Changes Everything | (Lost Missions)

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0400

Darth Vader massacres Rebels in Rogue One like a horror villain… then Princess Leia faces him in A New Hope without flinching.

That contradiction hits different after Andor Season 2—and it might completely change how you see Star Wars.

We break down the moment everyone’s questioning right now:

Why Vader feels unstoppable in Rogue One
Why Leia shows zero fear in A New Hope
How Andor Season 2 reframes both characters
The real explanation behind the tone shift

Then we go deeper into what Andor does better than any Star Wars show:
the Rebellion is not clean—it’s built on sacrifice, lies, and necessary evil.

Mon Mothma’s “clean hands” vs the reality behind the scenes
Luthen’s sacrifice and the cost of rebellion
Cassian Andor and the moral line that keeps getting crossed
Why Andor makes stormtroopers terrifying again
Bail Organa recast (Benjamin Bratt) and Gorman arc tension

We shift into Galaxy’s Edge at Disneyland:

Star Wars Night experience on Batuu
Character interactions that feel real
Tips that actually change your experience inside the park

Then we set up what’s next:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 6 (Lost Missions)

Fives’ return and why it matters
Yoda’s deeper connection to the Force
The Clovis arc and Anakin vs Padmé tension

Come For Blasters, Stay For The Ethics Debate

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0400

Andor Season 2 pushes Star Wars into the messy reality of life under the Empire, and we dig into why that feels both powerful and uncomfortable.

This week on Star Wars: SafeSpace, we break it all down:

Reactions to the Star Wars Zero Company trailer and what the squad setup suggests
Why turn-based strategy and customization could make the story hit harder
Galaxy’s Edge talk and how modern Star Wars rides are starting to feel like video games
Revenge of the Sith 20-year anniversary and what that era meant to fans
Why Andor’s slower pace fits its political thriller tone
The controversial scene everyone is debating and whether it was necessary or responsibly handled
Why the claim “Vader wouldn’t tolerate it” misses the point of the Empire
How Andor uses social commentary through visas, raids, propaganda, and genocide planning
Whether Disney should include content warnings and support resources
Mon Mothma’s isolation and the cost of building the Rebellion
What we’re watching for with Luthen, Saw Gerrera, and the road to Rogue One
Clone Wars Season 6 preview as the beginning of the endgame

This isn’t outrage. This is a deeper Star Wars conversation.

👇 Join the discussion:
Would Vader have stepped in… or erased the situation entirely?

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1-800-656-4673

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 5: Episodes 17-20

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0400

The Jedi turned their backs… and everything changed.

This week on Star Wars: SafeSpace, we break down The Clone Wars Season 5 finale arc (Episodes 17–20: Sabotage, The Jedi Who Knew Too Much, To Catch a Jedi, The Wrong Jedi) — the moment Ahsoka Tano is betrayed by the Jedi Order and walks away for good.

👉 Did the Jedi deserve to fall?
👉 Was Ahsoka the only one who saw the truth?
👉 And is this the moment that doomed Anakin Skywalker?

We connect the dots between Ahsoka’s wrongful accusation, the Jedi Council’s failure, Barriss Offee’s actions, and Anakin’s growing distrust of the Order — all leading directly into Revenge of the Sith.

This wasn’t just Ahsoka’s story.
This was the beginning of the end for the Jedi.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 5: Episodes 1, 14, 15, 16

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0400

What happens when Darth Maul stops being a weapon… and starts thinking like a ruler?

This week on Star Wars: SafeSpace, we break down one of the most pivotal arcs in The Clone Wars — where Mandalore falls, alliances collapse, and Obi-Wan faces one of the most devastating moments of his life.

We’re diving into:

Maul’s transformation from enforcer to strategist
The political collapse of Mandalore
Death Watch vs Satine’s pacifism
The Republic’s failure to act
And the moment that nearly breaks Obi-Wan Kenobi

This isn’t just another Clone Wars arc… this is where the galaxy starts to fracture in ways that lead directly into Revenge of the Sith.

Whether you’re a hardcore fan or just a little Swarsy Curious, this is your non-toxic, low-sodium Star Wars breakdown that doesn’t make you feel bad for not knowing the deep cuts.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 5: Episodes 10-13

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0500

We wrestle with Clone Wars Season 5’s D-Squad arc, from awkward open to meaningful payoff, and dig into why Gregor’s awakening still hits hard. Tales of the Underworld steals the news cycle as we hope for character-first stories that fix gaps and deepen the saga.

• rewatching the droid-led mission and its tonal pivot
• why easter eggs and signage make the city feel real
• Gregor’s helmet marks, identity, and trauma
• Ventress and Cad Bane teases in Tales of the Underworld
• Andor’s weight on Rogue One and grief
• Finn, representation, and anthology fixes
• Boba Fett’s reinvention and community-building
• calls for Tales of the Droids across eras
• homework: S5 E1, E14, E15, E16 in that order
• merch shout and Swarzy Curious group guidelines

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 5: Episodes 6-9

Mon, 19 May 2025 18:00:00 -0400

This week! Why Jedi are the Worst Guardians in the Galaxy!
Clone Wars Season 5 episodes 6–9 take us on a wild ride with Jedi younglings constructing their lightsabers—and facing enough danger to question the Order’s parenting skills.

We discuss:
– The emotional impact of building sabers at Galaxy’s Edge
– Why Hondo Ohnaka might be Star Wars’ most lovable scoundrel
– David Tennant’s fan-favorite performance as Huyang
– Our top 5 favorite ships in the Star Wars galaxy

Crash shares a personal Galaxy’s Edge story that hits right in the feels, reminding us that Star Wars isn’t just a saga—it’s part of our lives.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 5: Episodes 2-5

Mon, 19 May 2025 16:00:00 -0400

This week we’re getting rebellious!
The Onderon arc in Clone Wars Season 5 explores the thin line between resistance and rebellion—and the emotional fallout that turns heroes into extremists.

We unpack:
– The origin of Saw Gerrera and the loss that shaped him
– Ahsoka’s leadership test and her emotional arc
– The irony of Anakin Skywalker training rebels
– Political themes that still feel bold and relevant today

This is Star Wars storytelling at its most provocative—and it’s only the beginning. Hit play and join us on the path toward the rise of the Rebellion.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 5: Preview

Mon, 19 May 2025 06:00:00 -0400

Season 5 of The Clone Wars begins—and it’s an emotional gut punch. We’re diving into Ahsoka’s incredible growth, the cracks forming in the Jedi Order, and what our hosts call “the beginning of the end” for the Republic.

We also debate the most hated Star Wars characters, from Pong Krell to Mace Windu (yes, really), and explore what makes a villain truly memorable. Plus: Celebration Japan hype, The Force Awakens turns 10, and homework for next week—Episodes 2–5.

Join our no-drama, no-gatekeeping Star Wars community and prepare for a season that changes everything.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 4: Episodes 19-22

Sun, 18 May 2025 23:00:00 -0400

Darth Maul lives—and he's angrier than ever. The Season 4 finale of The Clone Wars pulls no punches, as we explore Maul’s brutal return, the fall of the Night Sisters, and the shifting moral code of Asajj Ventress.

In this episode, we unpack:
– Maul’s transformation from silent killer to tragic monster
– Savage Opress and the twisted bond of blood
– Zombie warriors, green mist magic, and Talzin’s dark powers
– Ventress' surprising redemption—and team-up with Obi-Wan

Revenge, trauma, found family, and total destruction—this is Star Wars at its darkest.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 4: Episodes 15-18

Sun, 18 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400

When Obi-Wan Kenobi fakes his own death, the Jedi may win the battle—but lose Anakin Skywalker’s trust forever. This four-part Clone Wars arc is where the cracks start to show, and Palpatine starts to win.

We break down:
– Anakin’s grief and rage after Obi-Wan’s “death”
– The ethical trap of "The Box" and the bounty hunter code
– Palpatine’s manipulation at its finest
– Why Qui-Gon Jinn might have been the key to saving Anakin

Deception, loyalty, betrayal, and the long shadow of Darth Vader—all in one arc. Subscribe and dive in.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 4: Episodes 11-14

Sat, 17 May 2025 17:00:00 -0400

Anakin Skywalker is forced to confront his darkest memories when faced with the one thing he hates most: slavers. In this explosive arc from The Clone Wars, we break down how trauma, ethics, and philosophy collide—from Ahsoka’s savage combat evolution to droids begging for freedom.

We’re diving into:
– The Slavery arc and its impact on Anakin’s fate
– The rise (and fall) of Death Watch’s warrior image
– Why even battle droids are asking to be set free

Whether you’re new to Clone Wars or deep in your 10th rewatch, this arc will hit you hard.

🎧 Subscribe, share, and join the conversation. The dark side doesn’t just happen—it builds.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 4: Episodes 7-10

Sat, 17 May 2025 16:00:00 -0400

The Umbara arc isn't just one of the best stories in Star Wars: The Clone Wars—it’s a turning point for the entire series. When Anakin Skywalker is called away and replaced by Jedi General Pong Krell, Captain Rex and the 501st face a nightmare of loyalty, loss, and leadership gone wrong.

This arc dives deep into military ethics, clone identity, and the true cost of war in a galaxy far, far away. From Fives to Dogma, from Hardcase’s heroism to Rex’s unforgettable stand, this story shows why Star Wars is more than just Jedi vs. Sith.

Whether you're rewatching or discovering it for the first time, this is the arc that made us all realize: the clones were never just numbers.

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Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 4: Episodes 4-6

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 15:00:00 -0400

We dive into Clone Wars Season 4 episodes featuring Gungans and droids while exploring deeper themes about citizenship and sentience in the Star Wars universe.

• The Gungan-focused "Shadow Warrior" episode portrays them as a capable military force rather than comic relief
• General Grievous is captured by just ten Gungans, showcasing their effectiveness against droids
• Jar Jar Binks impersonates the Gungan leader and shows surprising competence
• R2-D2 and C-3PO's standalone adventures in "Mercy Mission" and "Nomad Droids" were the least-watched episodes in the series
• These episodes raise interesting questions about droid sentience and whether artificial intelligence deserves rights
• The conversation explores how beings hierarchically classify others as "second-class citizens" even within oppressed groups
• Next week's live episode will cover the emotionally powerful Umbara arc

Join us next week for our live discussion of the Umbara arc! Watch episodes 7-10 of Season 4 and bring your tissues – it's going to be an emotional ride.

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 4: Episodes 1-3

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 06:00:00 -0500

Be prepared to swim across the tumultuous waters of the Mon Cala Civil War! This week, we explore Prince Lee Char's development as he navigates through both personal and political struggles during a dramatic battle with the Quarren. The episode highlights how alliances shift and the stakes rise when war erupts underwater.

• Introduction to the new season and expectations
• A overview of the Mon Cala Civil War storyline
• Key character introductions: Prince Lee Char and Admiral Ackbar
• The dynamics of underwater combat and species interactions
• The emotional growth of Lee Char as a leader
• Moments of humor amid the chaos of war
• Riff Tamson's brutal role as a villain
• The significance of the Quarren and Mon Calamari conflict
• Next week’s preview of additional Clone Wars episodes

Skeleton Crew: Review-The Skeleton Crew Finale!

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0500

The Skeleton Crew finale exceeds expectations by resolving character arcs while simultaneously posing new questions about the galaxy's future. With Jod's complexity and the revelation of At Atin's potential, the rich storytelling invites viewers to reflect on the possibilities ahead.

• Final thoughts on Skeleton Crew
• Exploration of Jod's character
• Introduction of prominent themes in Episode
• Impact of wealth from Ad Aten on The New Republic
• Future possibilities and speculation
• Kids' heroism and character evolution
• Discussion of cameo expectations
• Overall significance of Skeleton Crew in the Star Wars franchise

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 4 Preview: Dark and Gritty

Sun, 09 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0500

Hey there Star Warriors! As we venture into the depths of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 4, the narrative takes a darker turn, promising intense story arcs and rich character development. With Dave Filoni's expert direction, the series matures, capturing the hearts of both new viewers and long-time fans. It's a season that demands reflection and rewards patience, much like the excitement of its original weekly release.

We also tackle the evolving landscape of Star Wars content, from shorter episode formats to the ambitious pace of Disney's annual film releases. All that and more this week in your SafeSpace.

Skeleton Crew: Review-Episodes 5-6-7

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 20:00:00 -0500

In our latest episode, we dive into the intricate moral landscape of Skeleton Crew, focusing on character development, especially surrounding Jod and KB. We discuss friendship, betrayal, and the importance of representation in media, leaving listeners with speculation about the series' finale and its implications for the characters' futures.

• Dissecting Jod's character dynamics and moral ambiguity
• The emotional growth journey of the young protagonists
• The significance of KB's representation and empowerment
• Exploring the implications of inclusion within storytelling
• Predictions for the final episode and its potential impact

Clone Wars Rewatch-Season 3, Ep20-22: Fan Service Fandom

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0500

This week, we dive deep into the emotional journeys of Anakin and Ahsoka in the closing episodes of Clone Wars Season 3. Guilt, mentorship, and the sacrifices made during war create an engaging narrative that resonates with fans, leading to thoughtful discussions about character roles and the emotional weight they bear.

• Exploring the key themes of guilt and redemption
• Analyzing Anakin's struggles and obsession with saving others
• The significance of our "Wall of Remembrance"
• Ahsoka's growth as a character and her role in Anakin's journey
• The rivalry and mutual respect between Anakin and Tarkin
• Discussing Chewbacca's fan service role in the storyline
• Predictions for Season 4

Skeleton Crew: Review-Episode 4

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Join us as we journey into the depths of Star Wars: "Skeleton Crew," season 1, episode 4, and reveal the uncanny parallels with the Fallout universe. There's an undeniable connection between these worlds and the eerily similar suburban communities of the 80s, evoking thoughts of experimental societies. We also speculate on the lingering shadows of Palpatine over the Great Work.

We delve into the dynamic character arcs that define this chapter, particularly focusing on Jod's blend of moral ambiguity and loyalty, reminiscent of the roguish charm of Jack Sparrow and Han Solo. Neil and Fern's growth under pressure paints a compelling picture of young leaders grappling with unforeseen challenges. Melding Star Wars' enduring themes of courage with fresh character insights, this episode provides a rich exploration of morality and leadership in a galaxy teetering on the edge of chaos. Our nerdy analysis captures the essence of these character-driven stories, reflecting on the evolving roles of our young heroes as they confront their fears and rise to new challenges.

Clone Wars Season 3, Ep17-19: Flirting with Tarkin

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 23:00:00 -0500

What if a pair of slippers could change the way you see one of the most menacing figures in Star Wars? Join us as we reimagine Grand Moff Tarkin's wardrobe while unpacking the emotional depths of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, specifically episodes 17 through 19 of season 3. With the Circle of Nerds by our side, we explore the themes of death, loss, and conflict, adding a mix of humor and introspection to our discussion.

We ponder the cautionary wisdom from the Father, offering a poignant reminder of Anakin's internal struggles and the timeless advice to "beware your heart."

We also continue to trace Ahsoka timeline, as we gear up for the final episodes of Season 3, all while keeping the conversation light-hearted with playful debates about the potential appearance of Jar Jar Binks or more droids. Join us for a fun, insightful look at a galaxy far, far away.

Skeleton Crew: Review-Episode 3

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Yet another absolute banger of an episode! Answers revealed but now we've got more questions. So many questions!

Clone Wars Season 3, Ep13-16: Dazed by Dathomir

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Night Sisters, The Bros, and some Star Wars trivia. All that and more this week as we deep dive episodes 13 through 16 of Clone Wars Season 3. Join us as we navigate the emotional intensity of these episodes, sharing how they left us awed and a bit frazzled. Alongside discussing Savage Opress and his intriguing backstory, we highlight our ongoing mission to watch all Star Wars content in chronological order, even though our lord and savoir, Dave Filoni, isn't exactly making that easy for us.

Our insights into the intricacies of Star Wars lore promise an engaging episode for anyone eager to explore the complex world-building that captivates fans worldwide. Join us, fellow Star Warriors, as we uncover more about ourselves and the galaxy far, far away.

Skeleton Crew: Review-Episodes 1 & 2

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Join us for our limited-series Skelton Crew Review podcast as Tommy D and our adventurous guest, Crash, geek out over the nostalgic echoes of ET and The Goonies and question how these iconic references resonate with new generations in the era of Skeleton Crew. Our conversation is a delightful fusion of culture, travel, and a sprinkle of Star Wars magic, perfect for anyone looking to relive those Amblin vibes.

The plot thickens as we dive into the enigma of a mysterious planet within The Mandalorian’s timeline. Imagine a world untouched by time, where the whispers of the Old Republic linger, and society thrives on remnants of a forgotten era. We dissect the concept of the "Great Work," drawing connections to classic sci-fi themes and pondering if this civilization is a secluded relic of the past. With comparisons to hidden societies and buried treasures, our speculative journey touches on the fascinating dynamics of treasure-laden children and their interactions with pirates, all the while questioning the Star Wars universe's evolutionary twists.

The spirit of nostalgia takes center stage as we explore the beautiful intersection of 80s pop culture and contemporary Star Wars storytelling. From iconic archetypes to the charming quirks of minor characters, we celebrate the creative fusion that invites both seasoned fans and newcomers. Tune in as we share our hopes for potential cameos, connections within the Mandoverse, and the ultimate joy of seeing a new generation fall in love with the timeless galaxy far, far away.

Jedi Jealousy and Midi-chlorian Mysteries: Clone Wars Season 3, Ep 9-12

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0500

What do Indiana Jones and Star Wars have in common? Quite a lot actually! Find out more this week as we explore Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Season 3, episodes 9 through 12. Expect unexpected betrayals and a sprinkling of fun trivia, such as R2D2's cameo in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." We also pay homage to Star Wars legends like Carrie Fisher and Samuel L. Jackson while sharing a toast to these beloved figures.

Sy Snootles shocks us, Palpatine pushes Anakin closer to the Dark Side, and the galaxy starts getting a little murkier. Get comfortable, prepare for spoilers, and join us for a blend of nostalgia, trivia, and heartfelt moments.

Clone Wars Season 3, Ep5-8: Politicians and Padawans

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Join us in SafeSpace this week, as we explore the lesser-known intricacies of The Star Wars: Clone Wars Season 3. Join our light-hearted discussion on themes of corruption, power, and technological advancements within the Star Wars universe. Whether you're a devoted fan or just "Swarsy Curious," our podcast promises a fresh, non-toxic perspective that invites everyone to engage with the galaxy far, far away.

Navigate the intricate storytelling of The Clone Wars series with us, as we unravel the non-linear timeline and delve into episodes like "Corruption," "The Academy," and "Assassin." Our conversation highlights the parallels between the series' themes and real-world politics, emphasizing the seductive nature of power. We celebrate Ahsoka's growth and leadership, drawing insightful connections to iconic superhero narratives while questioning the potential for change. With speculative discussions on familial ties and character development, this episode offers a rich exploration of thematic resonance within Star Wars.

Wrapping up with both laughter and gratitude, we bring an unexpected twist by connecting caviar harvesting to Star Wars, and delve into the humorous yet dark world of force choking memes. Our heartfelt appreciation goes out to our listeners, Veterans, and active service members for their dedication and contributions. We invite you to subscribe for more engaging episodes, where insights and humor collide in a galaxy not so far away.

99 Problems But a Sith Ain't one: Clone Wars Season 3: Ep1-4

Sat, 16 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0500

This week we guide you through the complexities of clone individuality, examining heartfelt character interactions and the deep camaraderie that blossoms amidst the epic battles of The Clone Wars Season 3.

Join us as we unravel the intricate dance of emotions in the galaxy far, far away, juxtaposing the Jedi's stoic detachment against the Sith's passionate embrace of power. We highlight the inner struggles of characters like Anakin Skywalker and the allure of Asajj Ventress's dark charm. Our conversation takes a playful turn as we entertain whimsical theories about Jar Jar Binks' possible dark side connections and his life as a post-war street performer.

All that and more this week in your Star Wars SafeSpace

Almost Live from Daddy's Dungeon: Prepping for The Clone Wars Season 3

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0500

As usual we're kind of all over the place as we get ready for Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 3!

Our Star Wars safe space welcomes fans of all levels as we share laughter, spoilers, and our unabashed love for the galaxy far, far away, right from the Nerdvana that is Daddy's Dungeon.

Join our passionate panel as we navigate the tangled timelines of "The Clone Wars," embracing the non-linear genius of Dave Filoni. We tackle the recent shake-up in Star Wars film production with Stephen Knight's departure from Daisy Ridley's upcoming Rey movie. Conversations heat up around the future of Star Wars storytelling, the potential for a new series about the Jedi Order, and the challenge of staying true to George Lucas's vision while embracing new creative voices.

All that and more this week in SafeSpace.

Justice for Jango: TCW Season 2: Ep 20-22

Sat, 19 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week we wrap up Season 2 of the Clone Wars, take a deeper look into the complicated life and moral choices of Boba Fett and how his quest to avenge the death of his father puts him on the path to becoming the most infamous bounty hunter in the galaxy.

The evolution of Boba Fett is as compelling as it is complex, thanks in part to Daniel Logan's remarkable vocal portrayal. From child actor to accomplished voice artist, Logan brings depth to Boba's moral quandaries and individuality, especially in moments of hesitation when faced with harming his fellow clones. This episode also covers Jango Fett's complex legacy, questioning whether the Fetts are truly Mandalorian and exploring how Boba's upbringing under Jango's influence molded his perception of the Jedi.

We're also taking a look at the absolute boss of a droid, R2-D2, and question the sticky relationship between Aurra Sing and Hondo Ohnaka.All that and more this week in the SafeSpace!

Trans Troopers & Terrors: TCW: Season 2: Ep 17-19

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week we give a great big Finger of Truth to the Fandom Menace, celebrate diversity, crush on the many Asian influences Star Wars has had over the years, and generally just enjoy our lives as Star Wars nerds.

Join us as we explore representation in the galaxy far, far away and champion the need for more inclusive storytelling in one of pop culture's most beloved franchises.

We take a critical look at the so-called "fandom menace" and their tendency to exploit negativity, contrasting their hostile outlook with our appreciation for the evolving Star Wars galaxy.

And of course we're looking at Palpatine. The Sith you love to hate and his ever widening grasp over the galaxy. All that and more this week in the SafeSpace!

Lightsabers or Love: TCW Season 2: Ep 13-16

Sat, 05 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0400

What if Padmé Amidala's possible Force sensitivity developed through her relationship with Anakin—could "sexually transmitted Force" really be a thing? Anakin does have a mighty midichlorian count. Just sayin'.

We're also talking about the dark side of Jedi attachment and love, Mandalorian cultural identity, Jedi blind spots, and how masterfully Palpatine uses those blind spots against them. All that and more this week in SafeSpace.

The Deserter and The Darksaber: TCW Season 2: Ep 9-12

Sat, 28 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week we dissect General Grievous' misunderstood role as a villain and his place as an unlikely hero..at least in Tommy's eyes.

We look at the development of the Grievous and Kenobi bromance, and explore the complex themes of loyalty, choice, and the human impact of war through the eyes of Rex, and the deserter Cut.

We also delve into Mandalorian society's surprising pacifism during the Clone Wars, why Kenobi is the TRUE owner of the Darksaber, and the obvious sexual tension between the Jedi and the Duchess. From Mandalorian heritage to heated debates on new Star Wars narratives, this week we've got a lot to talk about! Don't miss it!

Padawan Perils: TCW Season 2: Ep 5-8

Sat, 21 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week we return to Geonosis and ask the tough questions: Can we trust Anakin’s judgment when it comes to Ahsoka's safety? What makes a clone truly unique? Why aren't there any child labor laws in the galaxy far, far away?

All that and more this week on Star Wars: Safespace!

Bane & Babies: TCW Season 2: Ep1-4

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week we dive into Season 2 of the Clone Wars, debut our new ranking system, and only say one or two offensive things...well...maybe 3.

We also acknowledge that Cad Bane is indeed the Greatest Bounty Hunter Of All Time!

We say farewell to James Earl Jones, and remember a lesser-known Mandalorian brother, honoring their unforgettable contributions to the Star Wars universe.

Whether you're a hardcore fan or just a little Swarsy curious, join us as we connect the dots, share laughs, and celebrate the legends that have shaped this beloved galaxy far, far away.

Outlaws, Clone Wars and The Fandom Menace

Sat, 07 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This episode of "Star Wars Sucks" is a must-listen for any Star Wars fan. From gaming and high-profile actor debates to deep dives into The Clone Wars animated series and discussions on toxic fandom, this episode promises to leave you with a fresh perspective on a galaxy far, far away. We've also got our normal shenanigans and hottakes that you won't want to miss!

Yoda's Nuggets...of Wisdom

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0400

It's our season finale and it's a biggun! Ever wondered why Yoda opts for minimal wardrobe choices on Dagobah? We have, and it leads us into some pretty bizarre territories, including hilarious speculations on Yoda’s hygiene and the imagined love lives of characters like Yaddle and the Hulk.

Once we get back on track we look ahead to Skeleton Crew, talk smack about the Fandom Menace, rant about "real fans", and then get into our breakdown of the last 5 episodes of The Clone Wars Season 1.

We speculate on the return of Mace Windu, celebrate the individuality of clones, recognize the role Darth Jar Jar plays in the rise of the Empire, and then wrap up with a with a warm sense of community nerdery. We love Star Wars and we love YOU for being part of another great season!

We'll be off for the next 2 weeks, so take some time to listen to our past shows. See you with our new season September 7th!

Scattered by Storms, United by Star Wars

Sat, 10 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0400

What happens when a podcast team faces tornadoes? The do the thing! The show must go on, even when The Circle of Nerds find themselves displaced and scattered across unconventional locations.

This week, we explore episodes 13 through 17 of the Clone Wars, shining a spotlight on the evolving relationship between Ahsoka and Anakin as well as Aayla Secura's role in depicting Jedi emotional complexity...yeah...that's it.

We also take a look at Ahsoka, and Clones, beginning to question their purpose and place in a galaxy far, far away.

All this and more!

Padawans, Pirates, and a Kit named Fisto

Sat, 03 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Is Ahsoka Tano the best-written character in Star Wars history? Join us this week on "Star Wars Sucks" as we entertain this bold claim and explore The Clone Wars, Season 1, Episodes 9 through 12.

Sadly, we also add another trooper to our Wall of Remembrance.

Eels and Feels | Clone Wars Season 1 Ep 5-8

Sat, 27 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week, we're breaking down episodes 5-8 of season 1 of The Clone Wars. From Rex and Cody's dynamic to the brave sacrifices of Cutup and Hevy (thoughts and prayers), we celebrate the depth and richness of the clone troopers' lives and witness Anakin's continued struggle with attachment.

Starting with a cold open inspired by Mia Malkova's viral tweet, we set the stage for a deep yet light-hearted discussion. Join Daddy Louie, T to the Oni, and Tommy D as they dive into the deep end of the Star Wars universe, with a unique blend of humor and insight.

A little thought-provoking, a bit of humor, and a whole lot of geekery, this episode is a must-listen for any Star Wars fan.

The End of the Acolyte + Clone Wars Ep1-4

Sat, 20 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week on Star Wars Sucks, we are thrilled to welcome our special guest, Krash, as we tackle the ever-evolving Star Wars universe.

We kick things off with an in-depth look at series finale of "The Acolyte". We break down fans' mixed reactions and dive into the rich moral complexities that the series introduces, underscoring that even iconic characters like the Jedi can falter. We don't shy away from the hot-button topics, including the controversy surrounding the final episode of "The Acolyte".

Later we examine the first four episodes of the Clone Wars animated series from 2008, spotlighting Yoda’s pivotal mission with a squad of clones and the looming threat of the Separatist ship, Malevolence.

Lastly, we broaden the scope to tackle the complexities of the Star Wars franchise itself, created by starting the story with the middle trilogy, and celebrate the characters that have defined the saga, from Yoda’s nuanced wisdom to Anakin’s compassion towards his clone troopers.

Unpacking the Clone Wars

Sat, 13 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

What happens when a reluctant mentor meets an eager apprentice in the middle of a galactic war? This week we explore the often-overlooked gem, the 2008 animated film "The Clone Wars." and the ripple effects it had on the Skywalker Saga.

Then we talk about the controversial actions of the Jedi in "The Acolyte," examining their moral compass and their treatment of the Nightsisters. We delve into theories about Force vergence, witches, and the curious character Darth Smiley, and why the Force is basically a performance-enhancing drug

Whether you're a die-hard fan or just a little Swarsy Curious, this episode promises a mix of humor, insightful discussions, and Star Wars lore you won't want to miss.

Darth Smiley and the Review Bombs

Sat, 06 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week we kick off our new season of Star Wars Sucks with a look back at last season and sneak peak at what we've got coming up.

We're also talking about episodes 4, 5, and 6 of everyones "favorite" Star Wars tv series, The Acolyte.

We take a deeper look at the Force and discuss how manipulation operates on both the Light and the Dark sides. All that and more this week, on Star Wars Sucks!

Homweork for next week: The Clone Wars animated movie.

May the Force be with you, even if sometimes it sucks!

Clone Wars Micro-Series + The Acolyte: The Jedi Agenda

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week, we're on the road and visiting Daddy Louie's Cantina! Join us as we revisit the groundbreaking Clone Wars 2D micro-series through a "canonical" fan edit*, get into the new episode of the Acolyte, and make some very interesting predictions.

Important note: Because we are traveling, the audio quality is diminished.

In other news, this is our last episode of the season, but we will return with new episodes in 2 weeks!

*Links to the Fan Edits
Fan Edit Part 1
Fan Edit Part 2

Attack of the Clones + The Acolyte: Wake Up and Smell the Woke

Sat, 08 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0400

This week we wonder why nobody checked up on Yaddle after being sauced by Dukoo, question the "love story" between Anakin and Padme, aka Aname or maybe Padakin? Let us know what you think. We also unpack lots of emotional baggage left behind by the prequals.

Later we dip our toes into the Acolyte. While everyone else is crying "WOKE NONSENSE!" we're just looking at it from a storytelling perspective. Although that may not be much better. You've been warned.

Also, Palpatine is a dick.

All that and more this week!

Before we forget..homework for next week is to watch parts 1 & 2 of the Clone Wars Micro Series Fan Edit.

Fan Edit Part 1
Fan Edit Part 2

Tales of the Jedi: Take a Ride on the Dark Side

Sat, 01 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

What drives a Jedi to abandon the light and embrace the darkness? This week on Star Wars Sucks, we aim to answer this pivotal questions we continue our chronological Star Wars journey with Tales of the Jedi, Season 1, Episode 4: "The Sith Lord." We dissect Count Dooku's tragic descent into darkness.

We look at Count Dooku's motivations, his disillusionment with the Jedi, and try to understand what ultimately pushed him to join the Sith?

The dark machinations of the Sith take center stage as we explore the intricate relationships and strategic moves orchestrated by Darth Sidious. From the Rule of Two to the tragic fate of Qui-Gon Jinn, we unravel the emotional and manipulative threads that bind Darth Maul, Count Dooku, and Sidious himself.

This one is a ride on the Dark Side!

The Phantom Menace: The Good, The Bad, and The Midi-chlorians

Sat, 25 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week we're dissecting the many layers of "The Phantom Menace." From the film's controversial and polarizing aspects - yes, we're looking at you, Jar Jar Binks, to the timeless power of John Williams' "Duel of the Fates", we're going on a ride that should teach Padawans a few things and offer Jedi Masters some fresh insights.

We swap stories of merchandise mania that defined the fan experience during the film's release, unpack Anakin's heart-wrenching departure from his mother and debate the Jedi Order's morally ambiguous practices.

Join us as we view the Star Wars saga through a more positive lens and pay homage to its origins, celebrate its present, and eagerly anticipate its unwritten future.

Key Moments
0:00 Star Wars Episode I

11:40 Discussion on Star Wars

18:58 Analyzing Star Wars

34:04 Star Wars Prequel and Soundtrack Discussion

39:14 Analyzing Star Wars Episode I

53:19 Analyzing Anakin Skywalker

1:07:41 Analyzing George Lucas and Star Wars

Tales of the Jedi: Grey Areas and MORE Bad Parenting

Sat, 18 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week, we're taking a look at some of the morally grey areas of Star Wars as we continue on our chronological path with Tales of the Jedi, Episodes 2, 3, and 1.

Is Count Dooku really the bad guy we think he is? Could baby Ahsoka be cuter than Grogu?! More poor parenting choices? Who takes a baby on a hunting trip? Seriously! Obviously, the Circle of Nerds are asking the tough questions and learning more about Star Wars along the way. Join us!

Key Moments

0:00 Star Wars Canon Exploration

3:11 Analyzing Star Wars Episodes and Characters

18:07 Dooku and Mace Windu Discussion

23:26 Reflections on Dooku's Path

29:35 Ahsoka

37:51 Discussing Ahsoka and Clone Wars Experience

45:16 Discussion on Star Wars and Ideas

56:25 Weekly Appreciation and Kindness Reminder

Young Jedi Adventures: Someone Please Call Child Protective Services

Sat, 11 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Disclaimer: There will be spoilers!

This week, we’re going back in time to the High Republic Era and looking at Young Jedi Adventures. Is it just a kid's show, or does it have actual value to Star Wars fans of all ages?

We discuss poor Jedi parenting skills, the show's educational value within the Star Wars universe, and the potentially dangerous message it sends: Kids flying across the system without adult supervision? Really, Master Yoda?

Tony creates a drinking game based on a kid's show, and we wrap things up by getting completely derailed by pondering how the use of the Force may impact a Jedi's lifespan.

Key Moments

15:39 Children's Show Review and Drinking Game (wait..what?!)

31:36 Star Wars Younglings and Jedi Training

38:06 Jedi and Star Wars Lore Discussion

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Young Jedi Adventures: The Drinking Game!
Rules:
When a character repeats back a line or "learns the lesson," drink (x2).
Whenever multiple characters have to use the force in tandem, drink.
Whenever Nubs speaks a single syllable, drink.
Whenever an adult sends a child into danger, drink (if It's Zia or Yoda, drink twice), Whenever a conflict ends without a weapon drawn, drink.
Whenever Kai is impatient and gets into trouble, drink.
Whenever Lys is distracted by a creature, drink.

Non Toxic Low Sodium Star Wars Fans?!

Sat, 04 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

A Star Wars podcast that doesn't make you feel bad for not being a Star Wars expert or for liking something others don't? That can't be right. Well, my little Suckulants, that's exactly what's happening here.

In this first episode, we meet the crew, discuss why we love Star Wars, what we will and won't be talking about, and give out our first homework assignment. We revisit iconic memories, like the buff aesthetics of Power of the Force action figures, and self-assess our Star Wars savvy, pinpointing where our force is strongest and where we might need more training.

Our debate on the binge vs. weekly release strategies of modern series like The Mandalorian and The Bad Batch might reshape your viewing habits.

Who is this podcast for? Anyone who wants to talk about and learn more about Star Wars without being judged. If you're a long-time fan or maybe just a little Swarsy Curious, this is your low-sodium Star Wars safe space.