As his body deteriorates, Billy's desperation grows, leading him to confront the consequences of his actions and the vengeful force pursuing him. Fueled by guilt, paranoia, and the relentless effects of the curse, Thinner explores themes of justice, privilege, and the dark price of evading responsibility.

Directed by Tom Holland and starring Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna, Lucinda Jenney, Bethany Joy Lenz, Time Winters, and Howard Erskine, this Stephen King adaptation serves up psychological horror with a side of grotesque body transformation. Pair it with the Strain of the Week, Apple Cobbler (hybrid), for a viewing experience that’s both unsettling and surreal.

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With its eerie atmosphere, mind-bending twists, and existential dread, In the Mouth of Madness is a must-watch for fans of cosmic horror. Directed by John Carpenter and starring Sam Neill, Jürgen Prochnow, Julie Carmen, David Warner, John Glover, and Bernie Casey, this film delivers an unforgettable descent into insanity.

Pair this journey into madness with the Strain of the Week, Sour Papaya, a sativa that just might have you questioning what’s real and what’s fiction.

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What begins as a daring archaeological mission quickly transforms into a nightmarish odyssey. As the group ventures deeper into the eerie underground tunnels, they face unexplainable phenomena, disturbing secrets, and the chilling manifestations of their own fears. With its unique setting and relentless tension, As Above, So Below delivers a haunting exploration of both physical and psychological horror.

Directed by John Erick Dowdle, the film stars Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, François Civil, Marion Lambert, and Ali Marhyar. Pair this thrilling journey with the Strain of the Week, Strawberry Cough, for a viewing experience as intense as the film itself.

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With Kurt Russell leading an outstanding cast that includes Wilford Brimley, Keith David, and Richard Masur, The Thingmasterfully blends psychological horror with groundbreaking practical effects to create an unrelenting atmosphere of dread. From Rob Bottin’s jaw-dropping creature designs to the eerie score by Ennio Morricone, every element of this film has cemented it as a pinnacle of the horror genre.

The Strain of the Week, Melonhead, pairs perfectly with the film’s mix of tension and unease, offering a cerebral experience to accompany this iconic thriller. Join Leslie and Sam as they explore the themes, scares, and legacy of The Thing, a movie that continues to terrify and inspire. Don’t miss this deep dive into one of horror’s greatest films!

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With standout performances from Jeremy King, Noah Segan, Chase Williamson, Zoe Graham, and Baron Vaughn, the film balances chaos and charm while keeping you guessing. Whether it’s a killer who can’t quite catch a break or an office prank gone horrifyingly wrong, each story delivers fresh, unpredictable thrills. It’s a must-watch for die-hard horror fans who enjoy scares with a healthy dose of satire.

Pairing perfectly with the chaotic energy of Scare Package, the Strain of the Week, The King’s Mustache (Hybrid), brings balance to the madness. Tune in as Leslie and Sam break down the blood, the laughs, and why this anthology is a standout in modern horror. Don't miss this wild ride!

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Directed by a powerhouse lineup including Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, David Bruckner, Tyler Gillett, and others, V/H/S pushes the boundaries of the anthology format. Each segment stands out with its unique horror style, blending supernatural dread, visceral scares, and relentless tension. With standout performances by Brad Miska, Simon Barrett, Hannah Fierman, and more, the film captures a gritty and immersive experience that has redefined the found-footage genre.

This week’s Strain of the Week, 92 Cookies (Hybrid), is the perfect companion for the eerie ride. Its balanced effects will help you absorb each story’s creeping dread while keeping you grounded for the jumps and shocks.

Join Leslie and Sam as they break down each twisted tale, share their favorite scares, and explore how V/H/S revitalized anthology horror with its innovative, nerve-shredding approach.

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In Trick 'r Treat, we encounter four unique stories: a serial-killing school principal, a group of teens who get more than they bargained for with a cruel prank, a young woman whose first date turns deadly, and a Halloween-hating recluse who finds himself face-to-face with Sam. Each tale reveals the darker side of Halloween and unearths the consequences of ignoring its customs, crafting a rich tapestry of horror that appeals to both hardcore fans and newcomers alike.

Starring Anna Paquin, Dylan Baker, Quinn Lord, Brian Cox, and more, the film is brought to life by Dougherty’s knack for suspenseful, creative storytelling and its nods to classic horror folklore. With its atmospheric visuals, creepy score, and unforgettable moments, Trick 'r Treat has earned its place as a Halloween staple, reminding us why we should always honor the holiday’s spirit.

Pair this night of Halloween tales with Lemon Slushee (sativa), a strain that’s perfect for keeping your senses sharp as each story unfolds, adding a boost of focus for catching all the film's clever twists and nods to horror lore.

So, grab some Lemon Slushee, sit back, and join us as we explore Trick 'r Treat, a perfect celebration of Halloween's thrills and chills that’ll make you think twice about breaking any of the holiday’s rules.

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Moundshroud reveals that in order to save Pip, the friends must travel through time and uncover the true origins of Halloween. With each stop—from the tombs of ancient Egypt to the streets of medieval Europe and the vibrant celebrations of Día de los Muertos in Mexico—the children learn how different cultures have grappled with themes of life, death, and the supernatural. Narrated by Ray Bradbury himself, The Halloween Tree is a spellbinding journey that celebrates both the spooky fun and profound traditions behind the holiday.

For this magical journey, the Strain of the Week is Headcracker (Indica-dominant hybrid), a strain that pairs well with the film’s blend of wonder and eerie intrigue, enhancing the atmosphere as you travel through Halloween’s ancient past.

So, grab some Headcracker and join us as we explore The Halloween Tree, a Halloween classic that’s equal parts spooky and educational. It’s a story that will leave you with a newfound appreciation for the rich traditions of this haunting season!

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Terrified has become a favorite among fans of extreme horror due to its unapologetic gore and shocking set pieces. The film doesn't shy away from brutal violence, making it a must-watch for those who crave intense, visceral scares. Leslie and Sam will dive deep into the film’s most shocking moments, discuss the rise of Art the Clown as a horror icon, and examine how Terrifier redefines modern slasher cinema.

And for a viewing experience that matches the intensity of the film, our Strain of the Week is Intergalactic Sensei (sativa). This strain will keep your senses heightened as you navigate the terrifying world of Terrifier, providing an out-of-this-world clarity and focus.

So, prepare yourself for an intense deep dive into one of modern horror’s most gruesome films. Grab some Intergalactic Sensei, and join us as we dissect the scares, the bloodshed, and the rise of Art the Clown in Terrifier. This is a ride that true horror fans won’t want to miss!

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As they explore the island, the group soon discovers they’re not alone—giant, mutated crabs are stalking them. These monstrous creatures are not only growing stronger with each kill but also absorbing the minds of their victims, gaining their memories and intelligence. With each attack, the stakes rise as the survivors must find a way to escape before they fall prey to the crabs' sinister and ever-growing power.

So, get ready for some atomic-age thrills and join us as we venture into Attack of the Crab Monsters. It’s a creature feature that will have you cheering for the campy charm and classic scares of the 1950s!

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The story follows small-town police officer Daniel Carter, played by Aaron Poole, who brings an injured man to a nearly abandoned hospital. What starts as a routine night soon descends into madness as Carter, the hospital's staff, and a few remaining patients are trapped inside by a mysterious robed cult. As the night progresses, nightmarish creatures begin to emerge, and the group is thrust into a surreal, reality-bending battle against horrors linked to a dark, ancient ritual. The ritual threatens to tear open the fabric of existence itself, unleashing unspeakable terror on all who remain.

The cast, including Kenneth Wilson, Ellen Wong, Kathleen Munroe, Daniel Fathers, Mik Byskov, and Stephanie Belding, deliver performances that ground the horror in real, relatable emotion, heightening the stakes as the nightmarish events unfold. The film is packed with surreal visuals and a creeping sense of doom, making The Void a standout in modern horror.

To pair with this reality-warping horror, our Strain of the Week is Apple Cobbler (hybrid). This balanced strain will keep you grounded while the horrors of The Void spiral out of control, allowing you to stay sharp and fully immersed in the film’s unsettling world.

So, settle in with some Apple Cobbler, and join us as we explore the unspeakable terrors lurking within The Void. This is cosmic horror at its finest, a film that will leave you questioning what lies beyond our reality.

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Set in rural Texas, "X" follows a group of aspiring filmmakers, led by characters played by Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, Brittany Snow, Kid Cudi, Martin Henderson, Owen Campbell, and Stephen Ure. The group rents a secluded farmhouse with plans to shoot an adult film, hoping to find creative and financial freedom. However, their plans take a terrifying turn when their elderly hosts discover what they're up to, unleashing a night of relentless terror and bloodshed.

And to elevate your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Hash Queen, a sativa strain that will keep you sharp and fully engaged with the film's suspenseful moments and unexpected twists.

So, get ready to journey back to the gritty horror vibes of the 1970s with "X." Grab some Hash Queen, settle in, and join us as we explore the terrifying twists and bloody thrills of this modern slasher homage. It's a ride that horror fans won't want to miss!

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The film follows a diverse group of travelers who find themselves stranded during a storm and seek refuge in a mysterious mansion. Inside, they meet an elderly couple, played by Guy Rolfe and Hilary Mason, who are master dollmakers. However, these are no ordinary dolls—when night falls, they come to life with a deadly purpose, revealing the mansion as a house of horrors.

And to accompany this twisted tale, our Strain of the Week is Mac 1, a balanced hybrid that's perfect for keeping you engaged with the film's mix of suspense, fantasy, and terror.

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"Valentine" follows a group of women—played by Denise Richards, David Boreanaz, Marly Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, Jessica Cauffiel, Katherine Heigl, and Hedy Burress—who begin receiving ominous Valentine's Day cards from a mysterious stalker. What starts as unsettling messages quickly escalates into a deadly game when a masked killer starts hunting them down one by one. As the terror unfolds, old secrets and past traumas surface, revealing a twisted narrative of revenge that has been brewing for years.

The film's blend of suspense, horror, and the unsettling concept of love turned lethal makes "Valentine" a unique entry in the slasher genre. It's a story where romance and revenge intertwine, leading to a heart-pounding climax that will leave you questioning who you can trust.

To enhance your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Blue Glue, a balanced hybrid that pairs perfectly with the film's mix of tension and thrills.

So, get cozy, light up some Blue Glue, and join us as we explore the deadly and twisted romance of "Valentine." It's a horror film that proves love can be more than just blind—it can be terrifying.

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Directed by Jim Gillespie, this film tells the story of four friends—played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, and Freddie Prinze Jr.—whose lives take a dark turn after they accidentally hit a pedestrian and decide to cover up the incident. A year later, their past comes back to haunt them when they begin receiving ominous messages from a mysterious figure who knows their deadly secret. Armed with a hook, this stalker targets them one by one, leading the friends to grapple with guilt, fear, and the desperate need to uncover the truth behind their tormentor's identity.

To elevate your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is L’Orange, a balanced hybrid that's perfect for keeping you engaged and alert throughout the film's twists and turns.

So, grab your favorite snacks, light up some L’Orange, and join us as we delve into the chilling and suspenseful world of "I Know What You Did Last Summer." It's a slasher film that will have you hooked from start to finish!

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"Urban Legend" follows Natalie Simon, played by Alicia Witt, and her friends at Pendleton University as they become the targets of a masked killer who uses infamous urban legends as the blueprint for their murders. With each gruesome death, the stakes get higher, and the sense of dread intensifies. As the body count rises, Natalie teams up with campus journalist Paul Gardener, portrayed by Jared Leto, to unravel the mystery and uncover the killer's identity before it's too late.

Directed by Jamie Blanks, "Urban Legend" cleverly plays on the fear and familiarity of well-known urban myths, blending them seamlessly into the horror genre. The film boasts a stellar cast, including Rebecca Gayheart, Michael Rosenbaum, Joshua Jackson, Tara Reid, and horror legend Robert Englund. Each actor brings depth and intensity to their roles, enhancing the film's suspenseful atmosphere and keeping the audience hooked.

And to make your viewing experience even more immersive, our Strain of the Week is Afternoon Delight, a sativa-dominant hybrid. This strain is perfect for staying alert and fully engaged with the film's suspenseful and twisty storyline.

So, dim the lights, light up some Afternoon Delight, and join us as we dissect the terrifying and thrilling world of "Urban Legend." It's a film that brings folklore to life in the most horrifying way imaginable!

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Directed by the legendary Steven Spielberg, "Jaws" is renowned for its suspenseful pacing, groundbreaking special effects, and unforgettable score by John Williams. As we discuss this masterpiece, we can't overlook the stellar performances of the cast. Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, and Richard Dreyfuss bring depth and authenticity to their roles, making the characters' struggles and triumphs all the more compelling.

And to complement this thrilling dive into "Jaws," our Strain of the Week is Headcracker, an indica-dominant hybrid. We were just too lazy to get something new.

So, grab your popcorn, light up some Headcracker, and join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of Amity Island in Steven Spielberg's "Jaws." It's a cinematic experience you won't want to miss!

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Directed by Stephen Cognetti, the film stars Ryan Jennifer, Danny Bellini, Gore Abrams, Jared Hacker, and Adam Schneider, each delivering performances that add to the authenticity and immersive horror of the found footage style. The raw and realistic approach of the film makes the unfolding terror feel all the more immediate and palpable.

"Hell House LLC" masterfully combines the tension of a haunted house with the suspense of a documentary investigation, creating a unique and unsettling horror experience. The film's eerie atmosphere, coupled with its chilling revelations, keeps viewers on edge from start to finish.

And for those looking to enhance their viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Night Owl (sativa). This strain is perfect for staying alert and fully immersed in the film's creeping dread and unexpected scares.

So, dim the lights, light up some Night Owl, and join us as we uncover the terrifying mysteries of "Hell House LLC." It's a haunting journey you won't soon forget!

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The ensemble cast, featuring Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson, Sam Easton, Jesse Moss, Gina Holden, Texas Battle, Chelan Simmons, Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe, and Amanda Crew, delivers compelling performances that enhance the film's tense atmosphere. Mary Elizabeth Winstead shines as the determined protagonist, bringing depth and intensity to her role.

And for those of you looking to elevate your viewing experience, our Strain of the Week is Headcracker, an indica-dominant hybrid. This strain is perfect for heightening the suspense and keeping you on the edge of your seat as you watch Wendy and her friends struggle against Death's unyielding grip.

So grab your favorite snack, light up some Headcracker, and join us as we delve into the deadly and unpredictable world of "Final Destination 3." It's a ride full of thrills, chills, and unforgettable moments!

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Directed by the talented duo Cameron Cairnes and Colin Cairnes, this film takes us on a wild ride during a live broadcast that goes horribly wrong. The story centers around the charismatic host, played by the always impressive David Dastmalchian, and his unsuspecting audience who find themselves facing malevolent forces as the show spirals into chaos.

As the night progresses, what starts as an entertaining broadcast quickly descends into terror. The host and his guests must navigate a series of increasingly bizarre and horrifying events, leading to a climax that is both shocking and unforgettable. The film's unique setting and clever script keep viewers on the edge of their seats, blending moments of dark humor with genuine scares.

The cast delivers stellar performances, with standout roles from Laura Gordon, Ian Bliss, Fayssal Bazzi, and Ingrid Torelli. Each actor brings depth and nuance to their character, enhancing the film's eerie atmosphere and suspenseful narrative.

And for those joining us with a penchant for a little herbal accompaniment, our Strain of the Week is Gelato AK (hybrid). It's the perfect strain to complement the film's blend of thrills and dark comedy, helping you to fully immerse in the chilling experience.

So, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and join us as we explore the nightmarish world of "Late Night with the Devil." It's a film you won't want to miss!

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Directed and written by the masterful Tobe Hooper, known for his work on classics like "Poltergeist" and "Invaders from Mars," this 1974 hit takes us on a journey into madness and terror like no other. Set in the desolate landscape of rural Texas, the film follows a group of friends whose road trip takes a horrifying turn when they encounter a family of cannibals. Led by the iconic Leatherface, portrayed by the unforgettable Gunnar Hansen, this nightmarish family preys upon the unsuspecting travelers, plunging them into a harrowing fight for survival.

And let's not forget about the standout performances from the cast, including Marilyn Burns as the resilient final girl Sally Hardesty, and Gunnar Hansen's chilling portrayal of Leatherface, a character who has since become an icon of horror cinema.

Plus, our Strain of the Week is Bubba Stardawg (Indica), the perfect companion for a night of spine-tingling scares and edge-of-your-seat suspense.

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Directed and co-written by the brilliant Drew Goddard, known for his work on "The Martian" and "Lost," this film is anything but your typical cabin-in-the-woods story. It follows a group of friends, portrayed by Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kanz, and Jesse Williams, as they embark on a weekend getaway to a remote cabin. Little do they know, their vacation is about to take a horrifying turn.

What sets "The Cabin in the Woods" apart is its ingenious twist-filled narrative. As the friends encounter increasingly terrifying events, they soon realize that they're part of a sinister experiment orchestrated by shadowy forces. The cabin is not what it seems, and their every move is being manipulated by unseen puppeteers.

But don't be fooled by its premise; "The Cabin in the Woods" is not just about scares—it's also a clever deconstruction of the horror genre itself. It's packed with nods and references to classic horror tropes, all while subverting audience expectations at every turn.

And let's not forget about the stellar performances from the cast, including the likes of Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford, and the legendary Sigourney Weaver, who all bring their A-game to this wild ride.

Plus, our Strain of the Week is Purp 43! (sativa), the perfect companion for a movie night filled with laughs, screams, and everything in between.

So grab your popcorn and your favorite herbal remedy, and join us as we unravel the mysteries of "The Cabin in the Woods"!

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Directed and screenplay by Dan O’Bannon (known for his writing work on “Aliens” and “Total Recall”)

Starring Clu Gulager, James Karen, Don Calfa, Thom Matthews, Beverly Randolph, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., John Philbin, Jewel Shephard, Brian Peck, Linnea Quigley, Mark Venturini

Strain of the Week: Ice Cream Cake (indica-dominant hybrid)

Note: The Tarman is played and designed by Allan Trautman (not Turner)

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In each episode, Leslie and Sam bring their unique blend of humor, insight, and a love for all things horror. From classic thrillers to contemporary frights, they dissect every aspect of the films, sharing their highs, lows, and everything in between. But it's not just about the scares; it's about the toke too! The hosts kick off each episode by introducing the strain of the week, creating a cinematic atmosphere that's both relaxed and riveting.

Whether you're a seasoned smoker, a movie buff, or just looking for a good time,  Chronic Coven is your go-to destination for a laid-back yet engaging exploration of the horror genre. Join the conversation on social media, share your favorite strains and movie recommendations, and let Leslie and Sam guide you through the perfect pairing of high and fright.

Get ready to blaze up, tune in, and immerse yourself in the magic of Chronic Coven, where the vibes are always high, and the scares are always on point.

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