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EP 153: The Platform - The panna cotta is the message

Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0400

Guest co-host Victoria joins the ranks of bean flickers to discuss The Platform (2019), a Netflix film. Like a bad car accident, you can't look away and you'll never forget this movie. Dinner party in the pit.

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EP 152: STEEL MAGNOLIAS - I Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Their Own Hair

Mon, 31 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we lost an angel on Earth and wanted to pay tribute to Dolly in the Flick'n'Beans way.

Join us in Dolly's beauty salon for Steel Magnolias. Get your kleenex ready.

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EP 151: SUSPIRIA - Fifty Shades of Gray Sweatpants

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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Who knew a coven of witches that own a dance company could be so evil? Oh well, at least the rent is free!

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EP 150: ASS BACKWARDS - Time to Pay the Piper. Wait - Where's Andrew?

Mon, 17 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week come along as we follow best friends Kate and Chloe in Ass Backward as they pee in the street and try to make it to their beauty pageant reunion with a wild rabbit in tow.

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EP 149: HAIL MARY PROJECT - Fist My Bump #Jesus

Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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Listen up Bean Flickers! Astrophage is eating the sun and only Ryan Reynolds, mild-mannered school science teacher can save the Earth.

No, really! Enjoy the cutest but least cuddly alien life form ever as we careen through space on a suicide mission.

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EP 148: THE CLEANSE - I've Got the Urge...the Urge to Purge

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 07:00:00 -0400

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Ever wonder what a physical manifestation of your negativity might look like? Neither have we. Nope.

Experience trauma bonding while vomiting at a creepy retreat in the woods. (Retreats in movies are always cultish aren't they?)

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Movie: The Cleanse (2016)

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EP 147: OFFICE SPACE - "O" Face!

Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we're gonna need you to...uhhhhh...work on Saturday...Yeahhhhh.

Let's hate "Lumberg" together as we lament the real life annoyances of working in an office.

Also, Bridget pooped her pants.

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EP 146: ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION - I'm the Mary, YOU'RE the Rhoda!

Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week Wendy explains Taquitos to Bridget while we discuss our mutual love of office supplies and the pros and cons of drinking one's own urine on our way to Romy and Michele's high school reunion.

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✍️ Episode References

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
https://www.hulu.com/romymichelle

Lisa Kudrow
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000601/

Mira Sorvino
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000205/

Seven Brew
https://sevenbrew.com/

Delias
https://www.delias.com/

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EP 145: WE HAVE A GHOST - A Movie Without Enough Jennifer Coolidge

Mon, 13 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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Alyssa guest hosts this week to cover 'We Have a Ghost'. She shares her own ghost stories - i mean, the dood hanged himself in her garage!

Dammit Jerry, you're freaking me out!!!

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EP 144: STRICTLY BALLROOM - Dirty Dancing But Without the Abortion

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we got to experience the world of competitive ballroom dance in Australia in this part mockumentary, part rom-com.

If you love Dirty Dancing, hair gel and Australian accents, you'll love Strictly Ballroom. Join us as we learn stuff about miniature donkeys, Hitler's penis problems and especially .... the Paso Doble.

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EP 143: XANADU - An Extremely Long Music Video on Roller Skates

Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we don our roller skates for a magical adventure led by our muse, Olivia Newton-John.

It a terrible movie, frankly, but at least we can say we've seen it.

And we can't forget it.

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EP 142: DISCLOSURE DAY - Don't Worry, I've Got All the Proof in My Backpack

Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we went to the theater to see our conspiracy theories proven on the big screen. Aliens are real, y'all. Moose are tall, and deer will stare you down before they abduct you and probe your swimsuit areas.

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EP 141: BALLS UP - C'mon, Just Take a Little Sniff. It's a Celebration!

Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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Honestly, why haven't they invented a condom that also covers the skittle-sacks before? Join us as we explore the versatility and durability of the Balls Up Condom to Brazil and beyond! Well, just to Argentina, actually.

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EP 140: JON BENET'S TRICYCLE - An Angie's List of Local Psychometrists

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we followed an eccentric collector of stuff with really strange hairstyles as he parades the tricycle he stole from the Ramsey's trash in the alley after the murder of their child.

So many psychics, so many hairstyles. A documentary that asks whether you can get any vibes from a sock monkey and you answer back with another question: Why did you make this movie?

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EP 139: CRUELLA - A well-cut skirt is a lifesaver, girls

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0400

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Special guest co-host Cooper chose Cruella and Wendy loved it! May all the children we never have be born with two colors of hair split down the middle. Always get your skirt tailored, it could save your life. And just let women be strong and mean on their own without a love interest. Brush that moth off your shoulder and get to work before the Baroness slices you up for a color swatch.

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EP 138: PANGOLIN: KULU'S JOURNEY - You Could Put a Plate of Ants in Front of Us and We Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week the documentary of Kulu the Pangolin broke our hearts. If you don't know what a Pangolin is (I didn't) and/or like weird animals this is a really sweet story. Check it out.

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EP 137: AMERICAN PSYCHO - Not the Dog, Patrick!! Not the Dog!!

Mon, 18 May 2026 08:00:00 -0400

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This week we have Bella guest-hosting! She's the perfect person with the perfect credentials to dissect Christian Bale's representation of Patrick Bateman - a very unstable and insecure trader on Wall Street who hates everything and everyone, including himself. Great reason to go on a killing spree I guess.

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EP 136: BUGONIA - Duh, You Need Your Hair to Communicate with the Andromedons

Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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WTF Emma Stone? This is a wild ride and we're never sure whether she's an alien (unlikely) or not (possible?).

Conspiracy theorists unite - maybe we're an alien race, maybe Earth is flat, maybe we've never been in outer space, but we definitely know that an Andromedon's nervous system is different and Benadryl cream keeps them complacent.

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EP 135: FRESH - How to Escape a Cannibal When You Don't Have a Butt

Mon, 04 May 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This morning we contemplated whether we could or would eat human meat to survive in order to trick a cannibalistic captor. Meh, probably yes, but hopefully wouldn't like it.

It's probably delicious though....

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EP 134: SUNLIGHT - I Mean, Who Doesn't Want to Cuddle a Woman in a Giant Furry Monkey Suit?

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we take a wild ride in a stolen Airstream with a man and his companion, a woman in a monkey suit.

Ride along as we dig up a grave, road trip and cuddle.

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EP 133: TUSK - Howard Totally Fucked that Walrus

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week is a doozy. Some creepy guy wants to turn Justin Long into a walrus. Yes, that's what I said. "Turn him into a walrus" so that he can fight him.

There's nothing you can un-see or un-hear about Justin Long's walrus screams. Eesh.

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EP 132: BIRDBOX - Those Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Dead Bodies

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we need our fancy sleep masks (blindfolds are so 2018) to protect us from gazing at the "entity" and un-aliving ourselves. We learn that there are only two types of people in the world: assholes and the dead, and why a machete is useful in a rowboat.

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EP 131: DEMOLITION MAN - How Many Rats Does it Take to Make a Rat Burger Anyway?

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we talk Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man. We learn that the future has no toilet paper, only 3 silver seashells on a shelf by the toilet to clean your booty...somehow? And can they handle the aftermath of eating a rat burger?

We both retain the conviction that everyone should have a bidet. What the fuck, future? Shells? I'd get a verbal citation every time I pooped too. Dicks. Yes, we use "wads of paper" - don't judge, stupid future.

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See movie trailer here -- https://www.imdb.com/video/vi3323706905/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

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EP 130: GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK - "Are You Some Kind of Finger Man, Margaret?"

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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What can you cook with one egg, you ask? Not much. What can't Chuck Norris kick? Nothing.

This week we learn that to one poor soul, "choppers are like birds", and that although Chuck Norris' hair glows in the dark and sometimes looks green, he can kick in a windshield while levitating and also kill the driver at the same time.

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EP 129: THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Lips and Assholes

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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Good Morning!!! Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Join us as we wince along with John Candy as he navigates vacationing with his family with the intrusion of his brother-in-law and family whose intentions are more than what they seem.

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EP 128: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY - I'm Cut in Half Real Bad, Dewey

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we take a musical journey through the ages with Dewey Cox, a legendary musician who cut his brother in half which spawned a musical career that was unrivaled.

"In my dreams you're blowin' me......

some kisses...."

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EP 127: VIEW FROM THE TOP - More Warm Nuts?

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

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Good Morning!!! This week we board the plane with Gwyneth Paltrow, a budding flight attendant who is hard core in her training yet has never flown in a plane!

Join us as we discuss hickeys and men in uniforms while cheering on one of the most earnest, self sufficient female characters in any rom com we've ever seen.

One of my all-time favorite movies!

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EP 126: SPEED - Baby Keanu Goes Down the Bus Hole

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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Good Morning!! This week Bridget popped her Speed cherry. She'd never seen it before! We both wanted to put baby gum-chewin' Keanu in our pocket.

We learned that all scenarios involving public transit could kill you. Unless you have l'il Sandy at the wheel and Keanu crawling down thru the bus hole, but in a sexy way.

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EP 125: COOL RUNNINGS - Wanna Kiss My Lucky Egg?

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we feel hot and cold and colder as we travel from Jamaica to the freaking great north known ss Canadia to careen down an icy tube at ninety miles per hour. #nobigdeal

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EP 124: BEST IN SHOW - Will You Stop Naming Nuts?

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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Good Morning!! Let's explore the world of dog shows in this mockumentary. Join us as we learn about Wendy's lack of strong feelings about pine nuts and the sexual position known as the Congress of the Cow.

Spoiler alert, the Norwich Terrier wins.

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EP 123: SINNERS - It's Like a Virus, the Vampireness

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we bit off a lot! Sinners, the movie that's going to sweep up all the awards! Boom!

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EP 122: FRANKENSTEIN! - Am I Crazy or is That Monster Super Hot?

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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Good Morning!!! This week we met the hottest corpse monster ever in Jacob Elordi. We loved this movie's themes, feels, and eye candy so much. It's mournful, beautifully dreary and man do they drink a lot of milk. Weird.

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EP 121: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS - I'll Bet Those Costumes Reek.

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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Good Morning!!! You'll definitely want a Beaver costume of your own for warmth after watching our naked hero trying to survive in the snowy Wisconsin wilderness. With elements of silent films, looney toons, and video games, this movie takes you on a seemingly endless journey of trial and error while trying to kill hundreds of beavers.

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EP 120: ZODIAC - Love a Good Cipher, Hate a Giant Bowtie

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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Yayyyy! Alyssa's back to guest host this week! Listen in as we discuss the movie Zodiac - the still unsolved case of the Zodiac Killer. Yes, yes it does star our respective heartthrobs - Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo, so that's something nice to look at at least, if you can stand the plaid blazers.

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EP 119: DON'T LOOK UP! - Your Diet is Now Over

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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Ho Boy. This week we face our terrestrial demise as a comet accelerates toward Earth in this satire of how stupid and self-absorbed we all are.

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EP 118: ANACONDA - Whose Idea Was it to Put a Squirrel In My Mouth?

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we took a trip to the theater (with a stop at the butter station of course) to fully experience both the length and girth of a giant snake puppet. Listen as we mourn it's death when Paul Rudd "rudders" it.

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EP 117: MOMMIE DEAREST - Why Do You Have Wire Hangers in the First Place???

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week is another doozy. We've all heard the famous quote "No Wire Hangers" but did you know that garden shears are a great way to manage stress in the middle of the night? Don't worry, just wake up the kids and make them pick up the shrubbery you've chopped to bits.

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EP 116: THE SUBSTANCE - A Beautiful Face in a Pile of Goo

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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EP 115: ALMOST FAMOUS - Famous Last Words: I'm on Drugs!!

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week my special guest co-host Dan and I look back on the wonderful drug-fueled and bell-bottomed lives of rockstars and their groupies in the 70s when music didn't suck.

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EP 114: THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY - You Don't Hit Someone That Many Times with an Oar Unless You Care

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we follow the talented Mr. Matt Damon as he grifts his way across Italy. We both agreed that Jude Law is boring but gorgeous despite his mooseknuckle swimming trunks. Just be sure to watch your back - you never know when a piano tuner might kill you.

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EP 113: RISKY BUSINESS: Sometimes You've Just Gotta Say What the Fuck is Salisbury Steak Anyway?

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0500

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Wendy was a Risky Business virgin! Just take those old records off the shelf and join us as we discuss baby Tom Cruise, TV dinners and shiny call girls.

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EP 112: ISN'T IT ROMANTIC - Isn't it Beguiling?

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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Who doesn't love a Rom-com? The "beguiling" Rebel Wilson, that's who.

Hold on to your heart, HALLMARK just got REAL.

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EP 111: BEING JOHN MALKOVICH - For $200 I'll Let You Crawl Into This Hole

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we creep around in John Malkovich's head through a portal that spits you out on the New Jersey Turnpike. Line up folks, get your fifteen minutes of mundane.

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EP 110: WORKING GIRL - Arbitrage Sabotage!

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we head to Wall Street for Working Girl! Although the term doesn't mean quite exactly what it did in the 80s, it's close. Watch as our working girl dons her Reeboks and slouchy socks to work her way through the busy streets of NYC only to have to change into high heels and get screwed over once she hits the office.

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EP 109: TROOP ZERO - Christmas in Wiggly

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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Alyssa's back to guest host our movie this week, Troop Zero!!

We'll follow along as these little kids teach adults a lesson in friendsportsmanship. Starring Viola Davis and Allison Janney, this movie is a real gem.

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EP 108: THE FLY - A Wet Sticky Mess of Big Fly Energy

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we took a swat at The Fly (1986) starring a hamburger-faced Jeff Goldblum with Zoolander-level gymnastic skills and possibly a butt-double?

"Drink Deep or Taste Not the Plasma Spring" everyone - whatever that means.

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EP 107: WONDER WOMAN: Taylor Swift with a Cartoon Whip

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0400

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Those crazy Amazon women, amirite? We "try" to follow Diana, queen of Themyscira as she takes us on a very long and somewhat boring journey, bringing the only color and half-naked woman into the trenches of WWI.

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EP 106: THE WRONG MISSY - Don't Fuck with Hellstar!!!

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we have a special guest host - my friend Corey! Let's dive off the beautiful cliffs of Hawaii after 17 Tropical Itch cocktails and find out that true love can be realized during an impromptu threesome.

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EP 105: AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON - | It Was Just a Scratch! Wolfing Out with David, an American Idiot

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week, travel back in time to 1981 when the special effects seemed VERY special for the time period. We liken turning into a monster once a month to having your period, obviously - in agony and ready to kill anyone who gets in your way!

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EP 104: HUBIE HALLOWEEN | A Boner Donor in Salem Massachusetts

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400

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It's Spooky Season, so let's hang out in Salem Mass with aweer Hubie (Adam Sandler). He loves Halloween but is afraid of animatronics. I mean, who isn't? And who is behind the creepy stuff that's going on under the full moon?

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EP 103: SPINAL TAP - But, This One Goes to Eleven. It's ONE Louder.

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week I finally got Wendy to watch This is Spinal Tap! Such an iconic film with soooo many quotable lines you just can't stop laughing at this washed up band and their delusions of making a comeback. No script, just adlibbed - as Al Roker said "we would not have 'The Office' if it weren't for Spinal Tap." Love me some Al Roker lol.

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EP 102: CAPTAIN RON - Mary Poppins with an Eye Patch

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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Welcome our next guest host this week - Billy!

Join us as we sail the seas with an old favorite - Capt. Ron! Together we discuss our fear of open water, Overboard movie vibes, and how skinny Martin Short is.

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EP 101: LARS AND THE REAL GIRL - What Would Jesus Do? Bring That Sex Doll to Church of Course!

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we have another guest host! Brandy, (such a fiiiine girl) sits down with me outside with a cicada chorus to discuss Lars and the Real Girl starring Ryan Gosling as a really strange guy and his anatomically correct girlfriend.

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EP 100: WINE COUNTRY - You Don't Know Me!!! You Don't Know My Shoes!!!

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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We are so excited to publish our 100th episode today! And we have a special guest host this week - the one and only Alyssa, #1 fan and supplier of 'Marc Jensen coffee'.

We watched one of her All-Time favorite flicks - Wine Country! We will offer you some feedback about slapping cuttlefish while hung over and how long paella really takes.

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EP 99: DEATH BECOMES HER - Just a Head Rolling in the Street Wondering Where You Parked the Car

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week Death Becomes Her had us rolling on the floor like the severed heads of Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep.

Join us as we discuss elephant knees, spray paint and ponder eternal life of course.

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EP 98: DEATH OF A UNICORN - I'm No Size Queen, But That Horn was Rather Girthsome

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This episode delves into the world of mythical? unicorns. Both terrifying and colorful. Touch horns with us as we contemplate a little fairy roadkill. I mean, isn't that worth a cure for cancer?

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EP 97: LEGALLY BLOND - The Smoking Gun is a Perm Technique

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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This week we discuss Legally Blond and the rise of Elle Woods. In it, she discovers that you can be both pretty AND smart as hell. We also learn that perm solution is called Ammonium thioglycolate and it's silly to use shoes to walk in.

Feminist Mic Drop.

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EP 96: THE VOICES - I Know Karate

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we delved into the psyche that is Jerry. Ryan Reynolds surprises us all as the serial killer with the most pizza boxes, Join us as we venture into the toilet factory of our nightmares,

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EP 95: INCEPTION - Fast Walking While Fast Talking

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week Wendy picked a doozy - INCEPTION. It stars Leo DiCaprio which was the least confusing aspect. I had to use ChatGPT to explain it to me and make a diagram. I wish I was kidding!

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EP 94: HOUSE BUNNY - Dropping Some Timber into the Crapper, but in a Sexy Way

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0400

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This week we are discussing the cinematic masterpiece that is House Bunny (2008) I know everyone is already aware that the nipples are the eyes of the face but did you that 26 is actually 59 in Bunny Years? That tracks.

Listen in as we LOVE on Anna Faris and the sisterhood that is better than that of the Bunnies at the Playboy Mansion.

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EP 93: JUNO - Bleeker is Magnificent in Chair

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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Oh the trials and tribulations of teenage pregnancy. Listen in as sweet baby Juno (Elliot Page) navigates pregancy as a 16 year old, still in high school. Baby daddy is Bleeker, played adorably by Michael Cera.

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EP 92: FATAL ATTRACTION - I Mean, We've All Got a Body in the Bathtub, Don't We?

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week Wendy loses her Fatal Attraction virginity and gets triggered by the rabbicide.

Michael Douglas' butt double is lauded and we learned that you may not pick up on the crazy right away, but that's the problem with people.

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EP 91: HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD - Just Enjoying the Natural Tits of the Day

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we delve into Hollywood Boulevard, the movie that inspired my 'boyfriend' Greg Sestero (The Disaster Artist/The Room/Best Friends 1 and 2) to pursue a career in the movie industry. Why? We will never understand.

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EP 90: AMERICAN MOVIE - An Uneducated Philosopher and His Poor Uncle Bill

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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Today we visit yet another struggling artist in the wild. American Movie follows the filmmaking process as we sit back and watch not only the bromance between Mark and Mike but also the cinematic treasure that is Coven. (pronounced like ohhhhhh-ven, not uh-ven mkay?)

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EP 89: PAINT - I'll Take the Number Four: A Rock, a Bloody Stump and a UFO

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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We didn't plan to cover another "tortured" artist movie this week, but we did! Dear sweet Owen Wilson stars as "not" Bob Ross but Carl Nargle, a public television star with Birkenstocks and an impressive perm.

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EP 88: DAVE MADE A MAZE - It's a Trap! It's Also a Six Foot Tall Vagina.

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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First - an apology for the quality of the recording. My bad. (technologically challenged)

This week Dave Made a Maze and we entered it. So did everyone else except the bum off the street who made a sandwich and had a cup of tea. Bless his heart.

This is a strong recommendation from both of these bean flickers! There's more to a maze than it's cover.

Ok! Love you!!! Bye!!!!

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EP 87: 22 JUMP STREET -| Vietnamese Jesus Just Drippin' Swagoo

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we continue our Channing Potatum and Jonah Hill's detective journey in 22 Jump Street! Since the Koreans bought their church back on 21 Jump Street, the team moves across the street to go undercover as college students.

Hilarity ensues and bromance is tested. Oh, and fear boners.

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EP 86: 21 JUMP STREET - Korean Jesus Doesn't Care About Your Problems

Mon, 26 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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Listen as we discuss a true gem - 21 Jump Street! We laughed our asses off at the magic chemistry between Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill as bumbling cops going deep undercover as high school students while their tender friendship grows into a full-blown bromance.

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EP 85: ME, MYSELF AND IRENE - Advanced Delusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage

Tue, 20 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week Me, Myself and Irene starring Jim Carrey and Renee Zellweger does not disappoint. Listen as the Rhode Island State Police officer escorts Irene to the Rhode Island Police station on a motorcycle and fall in love. Among other things.

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EP 84: STOPMOTION - Meat Puppets and Maggots

Mon, 12 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we watched a film called Stopmotion, and wholly regretted it. It's a gory horror movie that makes very little sense. Watch where you step and try not to break an ankle in one of the many plot holes.

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EP 83: COOTIES - Yes, the Nuggets are Tainted, But Why Does He Want to Fuck the Boat?

Mon, 05 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week is a doozy - Cooties (2014) starring Elijah Wood and Rainn Wilson took us on a helluva ride. The question is - Do you really want to eat a chicken nugget after watching this hilariously gory movie?

Enjoy!!!!!! Nugget outta here!

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EP 81: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - What's Better Than a Raccoon in a Jogging Suit?

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0400

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A special treat today - we have a guest host!!! Welcome Billy into the "fold".

Boys can be bean flickers too lol. This week we discuss Guardians of the Galaxy!

We are Groot!!!

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EP 82: BETTER MAN - Fame is a Fuzzy Pickle

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we delve into the life and times of Robbie Williams, a British pop star plagued by drug and alcohol addiction as most rock stars are in the biopic Better Man (2014). Spoiler alert - Robbie is played by an anthropomorphic chimpanzee. Trust us, it WORKS!

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EP 80: MRS. DOUBTFIRE - It's All Latex and Beans, Dear

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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Today's treat was the #1 movie in the land on Wendy's 10th birthday - Mrs. Doubtfire. Join us as we revisit a desperate liar playing that "long con went wrong" scenario. With fresh eyes, we feel ya Sally Field.

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EP 79: FLOW | Breast Pillows, Hoarding Lemurs and Camel Tickling

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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Our movie this week is FLOW (2024), an AI animated Latvian film about cute animals in terrifying situations.

Feel the waves of the flood and the waves of the emotion. We were swept away and on the edge of our seats! It's really amazing!!

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EP 78: REEFER MADNESS - Suck it Down For Sally: How to Have Sex with a Brownie

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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Time to wake and bake as we cover the absurd propaganda in Reefer Madness (1936) and Reefer Madness: The Musical (2005).

Join us as we contemplate sexual cartoon brownies, the "munchies" vs. cannibalism, Romeo and Juliet, Mary Lane, and Mary Jane.

Get yourself a reefer stick, sit back with some Cheetos and Enjoy!!!!

Bye!!!!! Love you!!!

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EP 77: THE GOONIES| My Mom's Favorite Part of the Statue of David is the Dick

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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We've treated Wendy to her first viewing of Goonies! She's been lacking all of this information all her life: that piano playing saves lives, and that you can shoot a gun at gasoline to make a sweet fire perimeter to break out of jail. Luckily, Wendy's been taking piano lessons....only hope it translates to playing the skeleton bones when we are trapped in a cave while being chased by Italians.

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EP 76: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE | Hot Dog Fingers, Butt Plugs and Super Swole Pinkies

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we took a ride through the Multiverse with Everything Everywhere All At Once. Omg it was one hell of a journey and so so so very wonderfully weird. Just be glad that in THIS universe we don't all have floppy hot dog fingers.

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EP 75: Kinda Pregnant | Rapey Dolphins and Dolls that Shit

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

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This week Amy Schumer puts on a fake baby bump and chaos ensues in Kinda Pregnant on MAX. Word to the wise - Alpaca milk should *not* taste "salty".

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EP 74: Paul Blart, Mall | Cop Pie Heals the Cracks in My Heart

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week it's Mall Movies!

Mallrats (1995) teaches us all about Magic Eye Posters and Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) shows us the power of Pixie Sticks!

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EP 73: Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar and Couple's Therapy | Hot Dog Soup and a Soul Douche

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we celebrate Bridget's first "real" vacation with Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar and Couple's Therapy.

Listen in as we discuss those fish that will swim up your urethra and yoga teachers in Speedos.

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EP 72: Communion and Close Encounters of the Third Kind | I'm Not Saying it Was Aliens But....

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we are abducted by Aliens!!

Communion (a true story!) and Close Encounters of the Third Kind a less likely scenario but music is universal, right?

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EP 71: The Cable Guy and One Hour Photo | Lose Your Lisp in 30 Days or Almost Die Trying

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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Ewwww this week's cringe-y movies are all about Stalkers! ?

Everyone remembers not liking The Cable Guy much, so we've got plenty to talk about there...but have you ever seen Robin Williams in the least Robin Williams role - One Hour Photo??? There's a word for the type of man Robin Williams was: "Hairy Beast" lol - unfortunately those knuckles had to be sheared.

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EP 70: Stand By Me and Now and Then | Defining Moments, Dead Bodies and Satisfying Cigarettes

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we're talking kids on journeys to self-discovery and the search for a dead body in Stand By Me and the Ride or Die ladies in Now and Then. Join us for all the splendor of the fashion of the 50s and 70s, the nostalgia, and Christina Ricci getting punched in the face.

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EP 69: Okja | Stop Using Super Poop as a Weapon

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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Get on into the super pig pen with us as we travel to Korea and meet Okja (2017) an adorable genetically modified super pig. This movie is all of the things - heartwarming, thrilling, disgusting, funny and thought-provoking!

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EP 68: Ghost World | Suddenly Seymour Gets Laid by Enid Coleslaw

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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We're delving into the award-winning adaption of the graphic novel Ghost World (2001) with an all-star cast including Thora Burch, Scarlett Johanssen, and Steve Buscemi. Raging hormones and a shitty attitude will take you a long way in life. Enjoy this little gem!

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EP 67: Hot Frosty | Gretchen Weiner's Girthy Carrot

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we learn that you can only get a perfect man if you make him yourself by choking him with a magic scarf. Settle in for Gretchen Weiner and the story of the girthy carrot in Hot Frosty!

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EP 66: Best F(r)iends | I've Got Bags of Teeth and I'm Not Afraid to Use Them

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we explore morgues, aliens, penis museums, and vampires in the 2 part ride called Best F(r)iends starring our new best friends Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero.

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EP 65: We Didn't Know How Much Beldams Love to Sew...Buttons

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we are talking Coraline, creepy doors, buttons for eyes and eating your soul. So. Much. Fun.

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EP 64: Four-Eyed Clyde and a Differently-Abled Poopsicle

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we explored the deeper meaning of the holidays with 8 Crazy Nights and Fred Claus.

Oh what fun it is to hockey stop a sleigh and discover that we're really not a total piece of shit.

Enjoy! and Happy Holidays from Flick'n'Beans!!!

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EP 63: In the Photo Frame of Life, Be the Spoon

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we went a-Fleuring to see the cult classic The Room!

You may remember EP 39: Oh Hi Mark, I'm Wearing Two Belts? where we covered The Disaster Artist?

This is not only the movie that inspired the other movie, but also our truly marked our Flick'n'Beans Podiversary.

Plus we had a super treat having @GregSestero there to provide live commentary and Q&A!

Honestly - if you have the opportunity to see a screening Doooo Eeeeetttt!

ENJOY!
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EP 62: Dinklage in a Dinghy is Called a Dinky

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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This week it's all about noses, loving yourself above all, long cons, and tiny tiny rowboats. Join us as we tear apart Penelope and Roxanne while being mindful of their carotid arteries.

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EP 61: Shiz University

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0500

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GOOD MORNING!

We're off to see the WICKED movie. Anything for a butter station. I may have dozed off, but it's not the movie's fault. It's those recliners!

Love you! byeeeee!

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EP: 60 Fudge, Packer? The Truest Story of Our Nation's Favorite Cannibal

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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This week we discuss Cannibal: The Musical from the creators of South Park - Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

It's a Schpoinkle day to build a snowman and eat your best friends.

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EP 59: Grab My Butt!

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0500

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This week Wendy and I delved into the frigid temps of FROZEN. I literally broke my streak of adamantly refusing to watch it after hearing people that people basically got addicted to singing Let It Go.

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EP 58: A Healthy Breakfast Includes a Big Bowl of Poop Jokes

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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Deeply diving into the Kellogg's corp this week from the 1905 representation of Dr. Kelloggs' famous Sanitarium for the wealthy and bored who love enemas and "womb massage": The Road to Wellville to the cereal wars of 1960 in Unfrosted.

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Mon, 04 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0500

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EP 56: C&C Mexican American Music Factory

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's all about Cheech & Chong this week! Listen as we pick apart cropped tank tops and try to figure out why these stoners can never score!

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EP 55: It's Like Jello with Fruit Cocktail in it, Except Instead of Fruit it's People, Places, and All The Things

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we have many questions as we discuss some classic horror - The Blob and The Thing!

What is up with the creatures in the Arctic? Blame the Norwegians!

(No Jello was harmed during this episode.)

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EP 54: You Can't Be Sad if You're Beautiful

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we are having a couple of Tropical Punch Energy Drinks and we dissect Ordinary People and Shutter Island. There is so much to unpack here and why is Mary Tyler Moore mean? 😥

And, for the record French Toast does keep. Don't throw it out!

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EP 53: Tales From the Handbook for the Recently Deceased: Sandworm Sandworm Sandworm!

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Wendy and Bridget went to the theater again to see a "NEW-VIE"! Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

Listen up to the best popcorn butter hack ever invented. You'll want to take a pamphlet on this one!

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EP 52: Milky White Secretions and a Tupperware Turd

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we show off our Science expertise-ish with two Documentaries! First the we explore the Toadening of Australia with Cane Toad: The Conquest and Hack Your Health: Secrets of the Gut - the cutest poop story ever!

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EP 51: Humpty Bogart and the James Bond of Strippers

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Wow - this week's episode is a going to blow your mind. Did you know that Casablanca and Barb Wire are basically the same movie? Well, listen up! We learn that Humphrey Bogart wears lifts in his shoes, but we both decided he's Hot, not Not, and kudos to Pamela Anderson for her badassery in a 'futuristic' 2017. You go girl! Nobody rocks a leather bustier like Pammy.

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EP 50: You Had Me At "Toe"

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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We're feeling fall vibes with Pumpkin Spice all over the place. Let's dip a fleshy dead man's toe into the cauldron of the cult classic Hocus Pocus and heed the warning of Practical Magic and never ever let a man love you.

Come! We Fly!!

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EP 49: Hello, Norma Jean. We Never Knew You Tied Up Children

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's Marilyn week! We are giving you so many fun facts about two of the very best movies starring Marilyn Monroe ~ Some Like it Hot and Don't Bother to Knock.

We were feeling some real Madonna, Brittany Murphy, Brittany Spears and (oddly) Julia Child vibes here.

Get on the train but stash your flask! We've got a lot of ground to cover.

Love you!!!! BYE!!!!!!

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EP 48: Dorothy, Diapers and Polymers

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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We went to a fancy theater that lets you butter your own popcorn. Consider Bridget's mind blown.

Our movie this week was TWISTERS! also rather mind-blowing in a very different way. Both hilarious and terrifying, listen in as we veer off topic and learn some things about psoriasis.

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EP 46: Desperately Seeking a Ride to LA

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we are all about female popstar energy. We watched Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) starring Madonna and Crossroads starring Britney Spears!

Get in the weird guy's convertible and let's go!

Hey, where did that guitar come from?
Pro Tip: Hand dryers are the best way to dry your pits, thanks Madge!

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EP 45: What Smells Fishy? Oh, It's Your Chainsaw.

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's TORNADOES WEEK!

We watched the classic Twister (1996) "I think that's the same cow" and rounded out our advanced scientific education with Sharknado (2013) "Look at that shark". Needless to say, we were swept away...sort of.

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EP 44: Anything That An Animal Squirts is Not Something I Can Get Into

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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GOOD MORNING !!!

It's Foodies Week as you can probably tell from the title of this episode. We talk about Jon Hamm and his preference for not wearing underwear, eating (or rather not eating) octopi - shout out to @frisbeejenkins ..."yummmmm" when you lie, lie, lie about the oct - o - pie. Listen to our inhumane plans to chop them to bits let their nubs grow back, etc.

So.....come along with us as we loosely discuss The Menu and The Ramen Girl!

Actually sudden thought - "baby" octopus legs! ranch on the side? just like baby carrots! am i a millionaire?

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EP 43: Dad Joke Dream Boat

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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t's all about SCIENCE this week!

Real Genius stars the very dreamy Val Kilmer as both the Orville Redenbacher and the Reverse Oppenheimer of his time. Weird Science is determined the lesser work, but Pantene was actually really good shampoo.

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EP: 42 The Unbearable Weight of Paddington 2

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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This week it's a Nicolas Nic Nicky Cage extravaganza -- we're talking Mega-Meta-Rage-Cage in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and Willy's Wonderland. If you've never seen a man make love to a pinball machine or make out with himself, you will want to now. Your ears can't un-see this episode.

Enjoy!!

We're gonna be feeling foodie next week -- join us for Ramen Girl and Chef!

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EP 41: Nub Rubbin' Across the USA

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Hola Bean Flickers!

This week we watched the musical masterpiece Hedwig and the Angry Inch and Wendy instantly fell in love. Poor Hedwig's botched sex-change operation has left her with ... you guessed it - an angry inch. What else can you do but turn it around and get all punk rock and shit.

Enjoy!!
Next week it's a whole Nic Cage thing -- we can't get away from this guy!

Byeeeee! Love you!!

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EP 40: They Taste Like Potato Chips with their Legs Tucked Up and From Certain Angles Look Like a Smudge

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's MOON week! I have the hots for Sam Rockwell Moon (2009) even if he is a gross dying clone. We both agree that Halle Berry has the most amazing skin and is the cutest darn astronaut we've ever seen in Moonfall (2022).

Let's get Spaced Out!
Tune in next week for our one-off Hedwig and the Angry Inch!!!

K. Love you! Byeeee!

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EP 39: Oh, hi Mark I'm Wearing Two Belts

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Well this one's a doozy. We devoted this week's episode to the screen gem The Disaster Artist starring James Franco and his brother "baby franco".

In it, they make a movie called The Disaster Artist about a movie called The Room that got made at a different time by different people and the actors in The Disaster Artist look and act just like the actors in The Room but the actors in The Disaster Artist are really good actors and the actors in The Room are not. The moral of the story may well be that just because you want something doesn't mean it can happen, even if you have one in a million talent and/or two belts on.

Enjoy!

Tune in next week for Moon and Moon Falls!

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EP 38: Sometimes Ghosts are Hairy and Sometimes Mariah Carey Has Bangs

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's Crazy Mothers week! The critically acclaimed Precious broke our hearts, while Mama made us laugh at the way the lady ghost just chucked those baby bones right off that cliff. Throw those bones in the air like you just don't care.

Enjoy!

Tune in next week for The Disaster Artist starring James Franco!

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EP 37: A Blockbuster and a Lackluster Menace II Texas

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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This week we each hit up our DVD bins from centuries past. No theme, just random. Wendy handed me her copy of Menace II Society while I slid her my Happy, Texas.

Somehow we managed to work in a lot of Drag Queen talk and fun fact: Samuel L. Jackson has a non-speaking role but you can just see the 'Mothafuckas'! laser beaming out of his eyes nonetheless.

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EP 36: Three Pumps and Now We Can Have Croissants

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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How's it hanging? We did a one-off this week because the movie was sooooo good and very current, not our usual modus operandi.

Poor Things starring Emma Stone, Willem Dafoe, Mark Ruffalo, etc. You've probably heard of it, it broke the Oscars and such. Settle in and listen to the strangest tale of a lady with a baby that you've ever heard.

Love you! Byeeee!

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EP 35 My Dick is Strong Enough to Survive in the Wild

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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We decided to take ourselves on a little old-fashioned road trip by watching Road Trip 2000. More accurately it was a trip through time back to when VHS tapes of you cheating on your girlfriend existed and people mailed things.

Following that, we watched The Package (2018) the dickiest dick pic of all. At it's core, a tale of strong friendships and strong penises. #fetuspenis

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EP 34 Seriously, Where Did You Get That Top Hat?

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's Weddings Week!

We watch in horror as Molly Ringwald [Betsy's Wedding, 1990] wears weird clothes and gets married while her prettier sister steals the show and falls in love with a mobster's lackey and everyone dances in the rain.

Meanwhile, down undah poor unfortunate "on the dole" Muriel [Muriel's Wedding, 1994] thinks that having a wedding means you've really made something of yourself.

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EP 33 I Can Eat a Peach for Hours and Still Make it to the Watercade

Mon, 27 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's all about Body-Switching movies this week. We sort of don't discuss the original 1976 version of Freaky Friday because Wendy went on a Haley Mills mission and watched The Parent Trap instead. It's all good since we had sooooo much more to unpack with the barely believable Face Off with John Travolta and Nic "The Rage" Cage.

Is Nicolas Cage turning out to be one of our favorite actors (to talk about?)

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EP 32: Simple is Not a Compliment and Tell Your Friends You Love Them

Mon, 20 May 2024 08:00:00 -0400

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NSFW or your little children. Special guest and Wendy's BFF, Amanda Cooper of Fly the Coop (@flythecoop) and Nomadic Influence has her debut episode on Flick'n'Beans. We dug up "For a Good Time Call," a feel-good movie about two women who start a phone sex business together. This episode has pee-pee talk, two-foot bedazzled "flower vases," and a few sweet moments of female friendship. For a good time go listen to this episode.

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EP 31: Deep Cleavage in the Blue Sea: Kicking Your Way to Sploogeville

Mon, 13 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Gear Up, Bean Flickers!

Last week, we loved Deep Blue Sea so much we decided to keep chumming out seal blood and cover Deep Blue Sea 2 and Deep Blue Sea 3.

The sharks just keep comin' and the heads just keep rollin' in this undersea romp.

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EP 30: Ladies Love Cool James, 'Nuff Said

Mon, 06 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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We took a Deep Dive into a couple of "ocean" movies this week!

The 1999 movie Deep Blue Sea is a 'Jaws'-ish 'Snakes on a Plane'-ish romp under the sea. We follow that with a ~ creepy in so many ways ~ the 1989 film Dead Calm about a couple traveling and sailing and stuff encountering a shirtless Billy Zane...

i am phobic about open water and Wendy phobes about fishes. 'nuff said.

actually after this whole business I insisted that we do a follow of Deep Blue Sea 2 and Deep Blue Sea 3 so see you next week!

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EP 29: Oatmilk is Bullshit and Dolphins are Murderers

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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It's Cryptids Week!

We watched The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep (2007) and Harry and the Hendersons (1987).

We learned that Styrofoam, like diamonds, lasts forever, and that when Wendy tells me about dolphins' prehensile penises i wanted to unhear it and die. gross. gross. gross, #worsethanmucin #seriouslywendy #flicknbeanspod

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EP 28 I Dreamed I Was a Hoarder Looking for Nic Cage's Giant Parka

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Heya Bean Flickers!

This week we took the whole episode to unpack just one weird ass movie: Dream Scenario starring Nicolas Cage.

In it, total strangers have a shared experience of seeing the same man, a hapless college professor, in their recurring dreams.

Serious "ick" factor y'all. eesh.

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EP 27 The Pie Man with Pies in Both Hands and the Hair Demon in Wendy's Sink

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Hold onto your heads, flickers - these are 'movies that really scared us'.

Hereditary or as we like to call it Heredity. Doesn't matter, but what does matter is that this movie contains more headless nudity that either of us were comfortable with.

Following that we peer into the abyss and the abyss stares back at us as a creepy little girl with too much hair in The Ring. Hmmm...this well water tastes funny doesn't it?

Enjoy! Leave us a review yo!

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EP 26: Real Beauty Comes From the Face

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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MEAN GIRLS MUSICAL!

Another super fun Special Episode! Since we covered Mean Girls in Ep. 13 Shitting in the Street and Pink on Tuesdays back in January - we jumped at the chance to cover the NEW version. Well, kind of. We were both a bit skeptical but immediately SOLD!

Who doesn't LOVE a musical??

Go ahead and put on something pink, pull your hair back into a ponytail (but only if you haven't already worn a pony this week) and settle in for some catchy ass meanness.

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EP 25 The Cherry on Top of the Killer Pie: An Exploration in Latex and Voice Modulation

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Get out your crackers because this week is all about the cheeeeese!

What could be more horrifically cheesy than1988s Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Our follow-up movie is House from 1985 starring 'the Greatest American Hero'.

We learn this week that Bridget has a "thing" for hands and not in a good way. You will too after you see these blobby rubber glovers.

Get your silly straws, popcorn, cotton candy, and hand grenades & let's see what that noise was in the woods.....

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EP 24 Fifty More Shades of Muffin Tops and Butt Plugs

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Meet us in The Playroom in 15, Bean Flickers!

We won't spank you but we are taking you back to Christian Crackbaby Grey's mansion again and again with Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed.

So, settle in for a tale as old as time while the housekeeper cleans those buttplugs.

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EP 23 Fifty Shades of Tom Cruise Standing on a Box

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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Ohhhhh my -- this week we dipped our toes into the genre of Weird Sex -- ever heard of it? Neither had we. gross.

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)and 50 Shades of Grey (2015) sort of rocked our week in a very cringe-y way.

Slap on a really ornate mask and slip into some handcuffs for this weird episode about weird sex. yep.

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EP 22: A Snug Full of Junk and Warwick Davis' Large Attractive Magically Delicious Hands

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

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In honor of St. Patty's Day we've really gone all out bringing Jody back to the mic to guest host this holiday episode! She's been to Ireland, and that right there makes her an expert.

We watched the 2013 Documentary The Irish Pub followed by the 1993 film The Leprechaun starring Jennifer Aniston in her first feature film. Sadly, the success of the television series "Friends" meant that she would not be able to participate in the next 7 films in the Leprechaun franchise, but I think she did okay despite this missed opportunity.

Enjoy!

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EP 21 We Don't Talk About the Corn, Counterespionage, or Counterterrorism

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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Heya Bean Flickers!
It's Sports Week!

Join us in rural Iowa for The Final Season (2007), a dry and dirty baseball movie. it's almost as exciting as baseball itself.

Then let's glide onto thin ice with Tonya Harding in the brilliant 2017 film I, Tonya.

Get a big 'ol iced coffee and join us!

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EP 20 Erotic Pottery (Ero-ttery), Sandworms, and the Art of Hoisting Art

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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It's Ghost Week!

We're delving into the supernatch with Ghost (1990) starring the big fat tear-producing Demi Moore alongside Patrick the Swayze followed by a quirky classic house-haunting movie with a twist -- Beetlejuice (1988).

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EP 19 Crimping Your Underlayer, Vagina Arms and Ostrich Feethands

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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Good Morning! It's Aliens Week and we've picked some doozies!

Bear with us and George Lucas as we experience life in Cleveland ducking and weaving through life as a fish out of water in a 'fowl' planet.

Then travel back in time to 1873 where cowboys are in their chaps and aliens be aliening and dramatic gun-cocking ensues.

ENJOY!
Thx for Flick'n'Beans with us!!!
Love you, BYEEEE!

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EP 18: Wendy's Poop - It Was Inside Her

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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It's Survivor Week and we're dying!

Join us on a deserted island with Tom Hanks and "Wilson" for our Castaway discussion, then travel to Alaskan isolation to join Timothy Treadwell aka "Grizzly Man" as he scolds and nose boops wild brown bears like a real idiot.

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EP 17: A Wet Benjamin and a Turd in a Pickle Jar

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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I don't know but i've been told -- Army Movies are Pure Gold!

Wendy and I share our extremely limited knowledge of the armed forces while we discuss Private Benjamin (1980) and Major Payne (1995).

Don't worry -- we won't make you march in the rain!

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EP 16 Expired Discontinued Quaaludes and Toe-Licking Gore

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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Hey Bean Flickers! It's TRUE CRIME WEEK! Or, so we intended at least. Serial Mom (1994), a true-crime John Waters farce accurately predicts our society's fascination with true crime, is paired with Wolf of Wall Street (2013). Join us as we marvel at Leonardo's endless acting talent all while being scared straight. It's a helluva ride, that one. Get in the Lamborghini and let's go flick some beans!!

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EP 15: Lots of Snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane and One Big Snake Near a Mother Fucking Boat

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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Snakes on a Plane and Anaconda! Holy crap.

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EP 14: Shitting in the Street and Pink on Tuesdays

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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Ahhhh, nothing like the classics. Wendy put together two of her favorite female ensemble casts movies and they are delightful. Who doesn't love Mean Girls and Bridesmaids? Let's get together for some Brazilian food after this, bean flickers.

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EP 13: Bob Hoskins' Pancakes, Dead Eyes, and a Perfect Human Butt

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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Hey Bean Flickers! It's Mermaids Week! Let's gather round the river as we dive into Splash (1984) and Mermaids (1990).

Along the stream, Wendy shares her disgust of "fishpersons" and we all reel from the discovery that Jody's never seen Girl, Interrupted. RIP Brittany Murphy.

Enjoy!

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BONUS: Barbie! Limber-Shaming in the Mojo Dojo Casa House

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

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EXTRA! The Barbie Episode!

Although it seems like a million years ago (it may have been) -- the trio went to see the Barbie Movie and reported back here, We have archived and saved this episode to welcome in the new year. ENJOY!!

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BONUS EPISODE: Sexist Light-Hearted Bullet-Wasting Mood of Come Togetherness

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, Bean Flickers!

We thought we'd honor the holiday with one of the most controversial "Christmas?" movies ever made. Die Hard!

Wendy fell asleep and I forgot to watch it. ENJOY!!!

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EP 12: Hippo Pumpkin Tossing and Snail Mucin

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 16:00:00 -0500

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It's Post-Apocalyptic Week! Wendy chose the not-so-fantastic Tank Girl (1995) and admits to not minding a kangaroo-human hybrid boyfriend. Maybe if he is half Ice-T? At least the second movie Idiocracy (2006) is a winner because it has Electrolytes!

ENJOY!

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EP 10: A Teen Mother with an Astigmatism and a Bally Puff

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

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It's Dance Movie week! Bridget drinks a fairy tale and battles mayonnaise jars while we pick apart one of Wendy's favorite movies - the Teen Choice award winning Save the Last Dance (2001) and the critically acclaimed and academy award winning Billy Elliot (2000).

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EP 9 Badass Leather Store and Ice Cream Shaming

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

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It's Time Travel Week! We went waaaaay back to watch the classic (1968) film Planet of the Apes but promptly evened things out with Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

Join us as we explore the past, present and future...with coffee!

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EP 8 Hayden Pantyliners and Getting Married in Pants

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

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It's Cheerleaders Week! Listen as we unpack the sexual frustrations of gay and bi-curious teens in But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) and the drama of competition in the ever-popular Bring it On (2006).

Put down those pompoms and get ready for Flick'n'Beans!

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EP 7 A Hand in the Sand: A Sincere Wet Dream

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

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It's "Tearjerkers Week"? This time Bridget, Wendy, and Jody somehow manage to make comedy (of ourselves) while discussing Academy Award Winning Movie 'Moonlight' [2016] and the forever imprinted on Wendy's psyche 'My Girl' [1991]

What's the first movie that made YOU cry?

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EP 6: I'm not a woman, Randy. I'm a Meatball.

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

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We're spending this week at Summer Camp! Let's try to lose our virginity, accuse an adult of inappropriate relations with a teenager, and run a marathon that's only 4 miles long. Hop on that bus over there in the Kmart parking lot and come along for a summer of good times and drama. So. much. drama.

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EP 5: Unabsorbed Swarthy Twin and Meryl Streel

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

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EP 4: CRY BABY - Special Needs Orphans and Aliens on the Spectrum

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400

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It's Musicals Week! Join us on the journey of little itty bitty baby Johnny Depp in Cry Baby then a favorite movie about hairy sexy aliens - Earth Girls are Easy! Enjoy!

love you! bye!

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EP 3: TIPTOE - They're Not Midgets, Carol. They're Dwarves.

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400

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It's LITTLE PEOPLE week! We discover an all-star cast in the widely panned Tiptoe, and take a trip back in time to the 1930s for the cult classic Freaks! Enjoy!

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EP 2: VAMPIRE'S KISS / TWILIGHT - How Dare You. And Thank You.

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400

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It's VAMPIRE week! Two of the best/worst vampire themed movies (according to meeeee!) We differed on Twilight but all agreed that Alva deserved a raise in Vampire's Kiss and that Nicolas Cage is *not* a vampire. Eesh. Both are a little hard to take (for me). Wendy disagrees.

so, hang on little spider monkey!

Enjoy!

love you! bye!

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EP1: MANNEQUIN / PRETTY IN PINK - This is Love, Not a Hostage Situation

Sat, 07 Oct 2023 18:00:00 -0400

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This week we navigate love, love dolls, cultural appropriation, and the strange popularity of Andrew McCarthy. We're talking about Mannequin and Pretty in Pink while drinking decidedly basic coffees from the grocery store.

We were not kind to poor little Andy OR James Spader. Enjoy!

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