Canned Meat Theatre Sun, 31 May 2026 09:14:34 -0400 http://www.cannedmeattheatre.com en-us © 2026 Canned Meat Theatre yes 3ffbd9c8-3551-5a02-a498-4a841a8cd7ad Canned Meat Theatre episodic false Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Canned Meat Theatre https://storage.buzzsprout.com/xh32cnuh9h54ffagdqod0iwfbvx6?.jpg Canned Meat Theatre http://www.cannedmeattheatre.com BONUS: Harmony Returns Again! BONUS: Harmony Returns Again! Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?  

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. 

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

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]]> Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?  

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. 

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-19267522 Sun, 31 May 2026 09:00:00 -0400 292 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy, season 2 2 bonus false BONUS: Harmony Returns! BONUS: Harmony Returns! Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox. 

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. 

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

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]]> Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox. 

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. 

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-19226883 Sat, 23 May 2026 13:00:00 -0400 135 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy, season 2 2 bonus false Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings! 

Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads… 
and More!

“Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Anna: Sarah Zavala
Elsa: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices: 
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman 
Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie 

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices: 
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman 
Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman
Shane: Jaxon Powers

“Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
J.F.: Jennifer Kalison
Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala
The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman

“Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell

Voices: 
Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta
Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams
Velma: Rachael Tillman
Fred: Suleiman Tarrer
Daphne: Lillian McGuinness

CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:

#1 "Truly Mellow CBD" 
Kevin: Jaxon Powers 

#2 "Famefest"
Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

LOUPE`_0019.wav by adralba -- https://freesound.org/s/472691/ -- License: Attribution 4.0



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]]> Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings! 

Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads… 
and More!

“Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Anna: Sarah Zavala
Elsa: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices: 
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman 
Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie 

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices: 
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman 
Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman
Shane: Jaxon Powers

“Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
J.F.: Jennifer Kalison
Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala
The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman

“Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell

Voices: 
Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta
Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams
Velma: Rachael Tillman
Fred: Suleiman Tarrer
Daphne: Lillian McGuinness

CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:

#1 "Truly Mellow CBD" 
Kevin: Jaxon Powers 

#2 "Famefest"
Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

LOUPE`_0019.wav by adralba -- https://freesound.org/s/472691/ -- License: Attribution 4.0



Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-19075599 Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:00:00 -0400 1998 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy, season 2 2 3 full false Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This… Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This… Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more!

Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads… 

and More!

“Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Husband: Doug McDowell
Wife: Rachael Tillman


“Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Dee: Kimberly DiPersia
Jay: Clinton Hughes

“The New Product Line” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices: 
Herman (CEO): Erik Deckers 
Lily: Lillian McGuinness
Frank: Tony Taylor
John: Doug McDowell

Special chewing foley effects by Erik Deckers

“Restaurant Ads” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:

# 1 Fuggetaboutits
Tony: Tony Taylor
Pauly: Doug McDowell

#2 Pussy & Pup 
Becky: Jennifer Kalison

#3 Paddy McCrackens
Mike: Tony Taylor
Tom: Erik Deckers

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell



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]]> Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more!

Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads… 

and More!

“Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Husband: Doug McDowell
Wife: Rachael Tillman


“Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Dee: Kimberly DiPersia
Jay: Clinton Hughes

“The New Product Line” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices: 
Herman (CEO): Erik Deckers 
Lily: Lillian McGuinness
Frank: Tony Taylor
John: Doug McDowell

Special chewing foley effects by Erik Deckers

“Restaurant Ads” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:

# 1 Fuggetaboutits
Tony: Tony Taylor
Pauly: Doug McDowell

#2 Pussy & Pup 
Becky: Jennifer Kalison

#3 Paddy McCrackens
Mike: Tony Taylor
Tom: Erik Deckers

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell



Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-18851716 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 22:00:00 -0400 884 full false Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine. Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine. Season two is here! We can’t believe it either.

Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center… 

and More!

“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman
Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers
Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison
Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell
Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams


“The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo) 

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes
Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe

“CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell
The Nipple: Clinton Hughes
Red Menace: Erik Deckers
Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia
Shane: Clinton Hughes

“Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices: 
Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie
Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman
Claire: Paige Weisheimer
Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer
Zoe: Lillian McGuiness


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Season two is here! We can’t believe it either.

Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center… 

and More!

“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman
Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers
Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison
Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell
Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams


“The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo) 

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes
Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe

“CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell
The Nipple: Clinton Hughes
Red Menace: Erik Deckers
Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia
Shane: Clinton Hughes

“Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices: 
Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie
Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman
Claire: Paige Weisheimer
Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer
Zoe: Lillian McGuiness


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-18598772 Fri, 30 Jan 2026 18:00:00 -0500 1766 2 1 full false Season 2 Coming Soon! Season 2 Coming Soon! Happy New Year!

Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned...

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]]> Happy New Year!

Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned...

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Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-18441746 Thu, 01 Jan 2026 19:00:00 -0500 43 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy, season 2 2 trailer false Greatest Hits Vol. 1 Greatest Hits Vol. 1 A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?). 

Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2)

Voices: 
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison


“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2)

Voices: 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell 
Debra: Jennifer Kalison


“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7)

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison


“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9)

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers


“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6)

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9)

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis


“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025)

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Rachael Tillman
Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia
Katie: Andrea Howells


“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special)

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell

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Support us on Patreon

]]> A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?). 

Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2)

Voices: 
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison


“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2)

Voices: 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell 
Debra: Jennifer Kalison


“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7)

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison


“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9)

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers


“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6)

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9)

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis


“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025)

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Rachael Tillman
Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia
Katie: Andrea Howells


“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special)

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-18275641 Sun, 30 Nov 2025 19:00:00 -0500 3177 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy, greatest hits 1 bonus false 2025 Halloween Special- Little Pod of Horrors 2025 Halloween Special- Little Pod of Horrors A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.)

Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!… 

and More!

Credits and Attribution:

“Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Velonia: Jennifer Kalison
Ms. Wolski: Lillian McGuinness


“Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Sy: Doug McDowell
Aileen: Sarah Zavala
Eddie: Michael F. Lewis
Detective: Sharon McKay Anguin


“The Bureaucrat: Halloween 2025” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell 

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Mayor Leo/Alfred: Jeffrey S. Herman


“I Wanna Dance with Somebody!” written by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Lisa: Toni Deckers
Dara: Rachael Tillman

“Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices: 
Madison: Lillian McGuinness
Tyler: Jaxson Powers 
Kai: Paige Weisheimer
Professor: Jeffrey S. Herman


“Inexplicable: First Contact” written by Doug McDowell

Voices: 
V-Mail: Jennifer Kalison
Narrator/Weird Voice: Sharon McKay Anguin
Artie: Larry Calabretta
Gary: Michael F. Lewis
A.J.: Jaxson Powers


“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine:
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:
wine_pour.wav by postworkflow -- https://freesound.org/s/360698/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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]]> A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.)

Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!… 

and More!

Credits and Attribution:

“Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Velonia: Jennifer Kalison
Ms. Wolski: Lillian McGuinness


“Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Sy: Doug McDowell
Aileen: Sarah Zavala
Eddie: Michael F. Lewis
Detective: Sharon McKay Anguin


“The Bureaucrat: Halloween 2025” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell 

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Mayor Leo/Alfred: Jeffrey S. Herman


“I Wanna Dance with Somebody!” written by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Lisa: Toni Deckers
Dara: Rachael Tillman

“Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices: 
Madison: Lillian McGuinness
Tyler: Jaxson Powers 
Kai: Paige Weisheimer
Professor: Jeffrey S. Herman


“Inexplicable: First Contact” written by Doug McDowell

Voices: 
V-Mail: Jennifer Kalison
Narrator/Weird Voice: Sharon McKay Anguin
Artie: Larry Calabretta
Gary: Michael F. Lewis
A.J.: Jaxson Powers


“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine:
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:
wine_pour.wav by postworkflow -- https://freesound.org/s/360698/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-18066155 Thu, 23 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0400 2411 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy, halloween 1 bonus false Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025! Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025! Another live show!
Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!

Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.

Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida
August 25, 2025

Directed by Doug McDowell

Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis

Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia

Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert

Cast:
Stede Bonnett
Doc Anthony Bravo 
Ryan Burke
Toni Deckers
Kimberly DiPersia
Jeffrey S. Herman
Andrea Howells 
Jennifer Kalison
Michael F. Lewis
Doug McDowell
Rachael Tillman

Sketches:

“Please Be Advised”  by Doug McDowell 
“Superheroes’ Day Off” by Jennifer Kalison 
“Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! #3” by Jennifer Kalison
“Neighborhood Dysphoria”  by Doug McDowell 
“The (Mis) adventures of Astroman” by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
“Purity Weekend” by Toni Deckers
“Miss Fortune”  by Andrea Howells 
“The Bureaucrat- Mashup #2” written by Wayne Cothron, Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell
“Thr Cryptopsychiatrist” by Andrea Howells
“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers”  by Doug McDowell   
“Will and Testament”  by Andrea Howells
“The Dessert”  by Doug McDowell 

Music:
““Desert City”, “Mystery Bazzar”, “Shamanistic”,and “Tabuk” - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Another live show!
Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!

Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.

Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida
August 25, 2025

Directed by Doug McDowell

Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis

Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia

Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert

Cast:
Stede Bonnett
Doc Anthony Bravo 
Ryan Burke
Toni Deckers
Kimberly DiPersia
Jeffrey S. Herman
Andrea Howells 
Jennifer Kalison
Michael F. Lewis
Doug McDowell
Rachael Tillman

Sketches:

“Please Be Advised”  by Doug McDowell 
“Superheroes’ Day Off” by Jennifer Kalison 
“Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! #3” by Jennifer Kalison
“Neighborhood Dysphoria”  by Doug McDowell 
“The (Mis) adventures of Astroman” by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
“Purity Weekend” by Toni Deckers
“Miss Fortune”  by Andrea Howells 
“The Bureaucrat- Mashup #2” written by Wayne Cothron, Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell
“Thr Cryptopsychiatrist” by Andrea Howells
“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers”  by Doug McDowell   
“Will and Testament”  by Andrea Howells
“The Dessert”  by Doug McDowell 

Music:
““Desert City”, “Mystery Bazzar”, “Shamanistic”,and “Tabuk” - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-17880742 Sun, 21 Sep 2025 16:00:00 -0400 4884 canned meat theatre, skecth comedy, live show 1 bonus false Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025! Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025! If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our 2nd live show on Monday, August 25, 2025 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator.

You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of your favorite sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material.

It's the most fun you can have on a Monday night. At least without drugs.

For more information and tickets visit our website at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

or visit our partners at All the Line Studio and Incubator at www.allthelinestudio.com

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our 2nd live show on Monday, August 25, 2025 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator.

You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of your favorite sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material.

It's the most fun you can have on a Monday night. At least without drugs.

For more information and tickets visit our website at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

or visit our partners at All the Line Studio and Incubator at www.allthelinestudio.com

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-17678381 Fri, 15 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0400 59 1 trailer false Episode 13- We've Come a Long Way... Episode 13- We've Come a Long Way... Thirteen episodes! Lucky for us! Not for you.

Featuring: Space Travel Lottery Winners… Tech Support for the Afterlife… The Bureaucrat… Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!… Beware the Idiots of March… Three Dog Night… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… The Starlight Café… 
and More!

“Space Travel Lottery Winners” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
It’s Kim!: Kimberly DiPersia
Jane: Jennifer Kalison
Dave: Jay Bog
Linda: Rachael Tillman
Brad: Jeffrey S. Herman
Shayla: Sarah Zavala

“Tech Support for the Afterlife” written by Doc Anthony Bravo
Voices:
Doc: Doc Anthony Bravo
Caller: Doug McDowell
Announcer: Neena Leon

“The Bureaucrat: Bureaucrats on Parade” written by Andrea Howells, Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell 
Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox/ Hulk Hogan: Doug McDowell
Sandy Shoals: Andrea Howells
Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman
Hulk-o-maniac: Doc Anthony Bravo
Little Girl: Sarah Zavala

“Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!” written by Doug McDowell
Voices:
Lifeguard #1: Kimberly DiPersia
Lifeguard #2: Doc Anthony Bravo
Beachgoer #1: Neena Leon
Beachgoer #2: Jason Montilla

“Beware the Idiots of March” written by Erik Deckers
Voices: 
Roman Senator Casca: Jeffrey S. Herman
Junior Senator Spurius: Doc Anthony Bravo

“Three Dog Night” written by Toni Deckers
Voices:
Hazel: Toni Deckers
Chester: Jason Montilla                                                                                                Mollie: Sarah Zavala

“The Misadventures of Astroman #2” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell
Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Lois Kent: Toni Deckers
Cody Kent (Astroman): Jay Bog

“The Starlight Cafe” written by Jeffrey S. Herman
Voices: 
Announcer: Jeffrey S. Herman
Customer: Doug McDowell
Waitress (Terra Nova): Neena Leon
Luna: Rachael Tillman
Cook: Jay Bog

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

Creepy Sound Effect: Paranormal 9 (Vol 002) by AlesiaDavina -- https://freesound.org/s/691439/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

AMBCele_Waiting for the Starlight Parade to begin_TK_SASSMKH8020.flac by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/636952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

AMBCele_The Starlight Parade part 01_TK_SASSMKH8020.flac by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/636950/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Blender.wav by Sound_2425 -- https://freesound.org/s/538306/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

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]]> Thirteen episodes! Lucky for us! Not for you.

Featuring: Space Travel Lottery Winners… Tech Support for the Afterlife… The Bureaucrat… Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!… Beware the Idiots of March… Three Dog Night… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… The Starlight Café… 
and More!

“Space Travel Lottery Winners” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
It’s Kim!: Kimberly DiPersia
Jane: Jennifer Kalison
Dave: Jay Bog
Linda: Rachael Tillman
Brad: Jeffrey S. Herman
Shayla: Sarah Zavala

“Tech Support for the Afterlife” written by Doc Anthony Bravo
Voices:
Doc: Doc Anthony Bravo
Caller: Doug McDowell
Announcer: Neena Leon

“The Bureaucrat: Bureaucrats on Parade” written by Andrea Howells, Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell 
Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox/ Hulk Hogan: Doug McDowell
Sandy Shoals: Andrea Howells
Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman
Hulk-o-maniac: Doc Anthony Bravo
Little Girl: Sarah Zavala

“Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!” written by Doug McDowell
Voices:
Lifeguard #1: Kimberly DiPersia
Lifeguard #2: Doc Anthony Bravo
Beachgoer #1: Neena Leon
Beachgoer #2: Jason Montilla

“Beware the Idiots of March” written by Erik Deckers
Voices: 
Roman Senator Casca: Jeffrey S. Herman
Junior Senator Spurius: Doc Anthony Bravo

“Three Dog Night” written by Toni Deckers
Voices:
Hazel: Toni Deckers
Chester: Jason Montilla                                                                                                Mollie: Sarah Zavala

“The Misadventures of Astroman #2” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell
Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Lois Kent: Toni Deckers
Cody Kent (Astroman): Jay Bog

“The Starlight Cafe” written by Jeffrey S. Herman
Voices: 
Announcer: Jeffrey S. Herman
Customer: Doug McDowell
Waitress (Terra Nova): Neena Leon
Luna: Rachael Tillman
Cook: Jay Bog

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

Creepy Sound Effect: Paranormal 9 (Vol 002) by AlesiaDavina -- https://freesound.org/s/691439/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

AMBCele_Waiting for the Starlight Parade to begin_TK_SASSMKH8020.flac by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/636952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

AMBCele_The Starlight Parade part 01_TK_SASSMKH8020.flac by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/636950/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Blender.wav by Sound_2425 -- https://freesound.org/s/538306/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

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Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-17440495 Wed, 02 Jul 2025 18:00:00 -0400 2364 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy 1 13 full false Episode 12- Push Button Magic Episode 12- Push Button Magic Twelve episodes! That’s a dozen!

Featuring: World Makeup Finals… Neighborhood Dysphoria… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda… Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!… Superhero Pharmacy Blues… The Bureaucrat… 
and More!

“World Makeup Finals” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
Matt Finnish: Jaxon Powers
Pearl Shine: Jennifer Coe
Sheena: Lisa Acebo

“Neighborhood Dysphoria” written by Doug McDowell
Voices:
Dr. Betty Johnson: Toni Deckers
Jan: Jennifer Coe
Melissa: Lillian McGuinness
Councilman Fred Derflinger: Jeffrey S. Herman 

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
Voices:
Amanda: Rachael Tillman
Det. Charlie Jones: Michael F. Lewis
Announcer: Jonathan Stoffel

“Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! #3” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison

“Superhero Pharmacy Blues” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices: 
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Barb/Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
Diane/Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Pharmacy Bot: Jennifer Kalison 
Pharmacy Staff Member: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The Convention” written by Wayne Cothron 
Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman
Saul Heyman/Johan Van der Meer: Jonathan Stoffel

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

baby_birth_firstmoments_burping.mp3 by NoiseCollector -- https://freesound.org/s/96292/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Versatile Beep.wav by theplax -- https://freesound.org/s/618191/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

elevator door open.aif by mredig -- https://freesound.org/s/120557/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


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]]> Twelve episodes! That’s a dozen!

Featuring: World Makeup Finals… Neighborhood Dysphoria… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda… Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!… Superhero Pharmacy Blues… The Bureaucrat… 
and More!

“World Makeup Finals” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
Matt Finnish: Jaxon Powers
Pearl Shine: Jennifer Coe
Sheena: Lisa Acebo

“Neighborhood Dysphoria” written by Doug McDowell
Voices:
Dr. Betty Johnson: Toni Deckers
Jan: Jennifer Coe
Melissa: Lillian McGuinness
Councilman Fred Derflinger: Jeffrey S. Herman 

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
Voices:
Amanda: Rachael Tillman
Det. Charlie Jones: Michael F. Lewis
Announcer: Jonathan Stoffel

“Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! #3” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison

“Superhero Pharmacy Blues” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices: 
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Barb/Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
Diane/Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Pharmacy Bot: Jennifer Kalison 
Pharmacy Staff Member: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The Convention” written by Wayne Cothron 
Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman
Saul Heyman/Johan Van der Meer: Jonathan Stoffel

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

baby_birth_firstmoments_burping.mp3 by NoiseCollector -- https://freesound.org/s/96292/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Versatile Beep.wav by theplax -- https://freesound.org/s/618191/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

elevator door open.aif by mredig -- https://freesound.org/s/120557/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-17135302 Sat, 10 May 2025 11:00:00 -0400 1933 1 12 full false Episode 11-Duck and Cover Episode 11-Duck and Cover We’re back! Whether you like it or not.

Featuring: The Night Podiatrist… Purity Weekend… The Bureaucrat… ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament
and More!

“The Night Podiatrist: Post Holiday Pain” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Aunt Judy: Jennifer Kalison

“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Eden Shultz
Katie: Sarah Zavala
Alyssa: Lillian McGuiness

“The Bureaucrat: Civil Unrest” written by Wayne Cothron 

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Harold Blevin: Brian Wagner 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman

“ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer 1 (M): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer 2(F): Eden Shultz
Pilot: Michael F. Lewis
Dad/Passenger/Mechanic 1: Jay Bog
Kid/Attendant/Mechanic 2: Lillian McGuiness

“The (Mis)adventures of Astroman” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Dedicated to the memory of Milton Wilford.

Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
TV Anchor: Toni Deckers
Cody Kent (Astroman): Jay Bog
Virgil Kent (Captain Cosmos): Jeffrey S. Herman
Waitress: Neena Leon 

“Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament” written by Andrea Howells

Voices: 
Lawyer: Andrea Howells
Reader: Jeffrey S. Herman
Background Voices: Jay Bog, Michael F. Lewis, Andrea Howells, Doug McDowell 

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> We’re back! Whether you like it or not.

Featuring: The Night Podiatrist… Purity Weekend… The Bureaucrat… ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament
and More!

“The Night Podiatrist: Post Holiday Pain” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Aunt Judy: Jennifer Kalison

“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Eden Shultz
Katie: Sarah Zavala
Alyssa: Lillian McGuiness

“The Bureaucrat: Civil Unrest” written by Wayne Cothron 

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Harold Blevin: Brian Wagner 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman

“ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer 1 (M): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer 2(F): Eden Shultz
Pilot: Michael F. Lewis
Dad/Passenger/Mechanic 1: Jay Bog
Kid/Attendant/Mechanic 2: Lillian McGuiness

“The (Mis)adventures of Astroman” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Dedicated to the memory of Milton Wilford.

Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
TV Anchor: Toni Deckers
Cody Kent (Astroman): Jay Bog
Virgil Kent (Captain Cosmos): Jeffrey S. Herman
Waitress: Neena Leon 

“Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament” written by Andrea Howells

Voices: 
Lawyer: Andrea Howells
Reader: Jeffrey S. Herman
Background Voices: Jay Bog, Michael F. Lewis, Andrea Howells, Doug McDowell 

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-16607030 Tue, 11 Feb 2025 21:00:00 -0500 2004 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, comedy 1 11 full false BONUS: Mike's Metal Garage Presents: The Life and Death of Birth Metal BONUS: Mike's Metal Garage Presents: The Life and Death of Birth Metal Happy Holidays! 

Join Metal Mike and journey back to the turn of the millenium and the strangest sub-genre of metal ever.

written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Metal Mike: Doc Anthony Bravo
Freya Bjorgenborgensen: Freya Hunt
Siggi Sigursdottir: Jennifer Kalison
Horace Rutting-Pigg: Jeffrey S. Herman
Dr. Inga Malmsteen: Rachael Tillman
Bart Szmansky: Michael F. Lewis
Monique/Andrea: Sarah Zavala
Frankie/Gunnar: Doug McDowell

Song Lyrics for “Dilate” and “Don’t Come Near Me (or I’ll Rip it Off)” by Jennifer Kalison.

Music for “Dilate” and “Don’t Come Near Me (or I’ll Rip it Off)” courtesy of SUNO. 

Sound Effects:

Guitar noise01.wav by LG -- https://freesound.org/s/16033/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Distorted Guitar.wav by D3vilici0us -- https://freesound.org/s/511197/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Distortion Guitar Power Chord E.wav by tosha73 -- https://freesound.org/s/533847/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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]]> Happy Holidays! 

Join Metal Mike and journey back to the turn of the millenium and the strangest sub-genre of metal ever.

written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Metal Mike: Doc Anthony Bravo
Freya Bjorgenborgensen: Freya Hunt
Siggi Sigursdottir: Jennifer Kalison
Horace Rutting-Pigg: Jeffrey S. Herman
Dr. Inga Malmsteen: Rachael Tillman
Bart Szmansky: Michael F. Lewis
Monique/Andrea: Sarah Zavala
Frankie/Gunnar: Doug McDowell

Song Lyrics for “Dilate” and “Don’t Come Near Me (or I’ll Rip it Off)” by Jennifer Kalison.

Music for “Dilate” and “Don’t Come Near Me (or I’ll Rip it Off)” courtesy of SUNO. 

Sound Effects:

Guitar noise01.wav by LG -- https://freesound.org/s/16033/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Distorted Guitar.wav by D3vilici0us -- https://freesound.org/s/511197/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Distortion Guitar Power Chord E.wav by tosha73 -- https://freesound.org/s/533847/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-16321114 Sat, 21 Dec 2024 18:00:00 -0500 1077 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, birth metal bonus false Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live! Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live! Our first live show!
Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!

Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.

Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida
September 30, 2024

Directed by Doug McDowell

Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis

Live Stream: Tony Taylor

Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia

Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert

Cast:
Joe Boino
Doc Anthony Bravo 
Toni Deckers
Kimberly DiPersia
Jeffrey Herman
 Andrea Howells 
Jennifer Kalison
Neena Leon
Doug McDowell 
Kayla Miller 

“Please Be Advised”  by Doug McDowell 
“The Night Podiatrist 1” by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell 
“Name And Address Withheld-Say Hello to Mrs. D”  by Doug McDowell 
“We Got Food”  by Doug McDowell 
“After Happily Ever After”  by Jeff Rembert 
“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell
“The Bureaucrat- Mashup” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
“Assistant App” by Kimberly DiPersia 
“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited”  by Wayne Cothron   
“Miss Fortune”  by Andrea Howells 
“Shelf Help With Shari Phelps!-Halloween Edition”  by Jennifer Kalison
“Name And Address Withheld-Vaya Con Dios”  by Doug McDowell 
“Ask Your Uncle Dave”  by Doug McDowell
“Beware the Idiots of March” by Erik Deckers
“World Makeup Finals”  by Jennifer Kalison
“Al Standish for Not Now!”  by Jeff Rembert
“The Night Podiatrist 2”  by Andrea Howells 
“Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!”  by Doug McDowell 

Music: 

"Tiki Bar Mixer" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sound Effects: 

Roman Marching music loop with horns 1 by deleted_user_6109353 -- https://freesound.org/s/341739/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Roman Marching music loop with horns 2 by deleted_user_6109353 -- https://freesound.org/s/341743/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Roman Horn - Announcing sound by deleted_user_6109353 -- https://freesound.org/s/342364/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Creepy Sound Effect: Paranormal 9 (Vol 002) by AlesiaDavina -- https://freesound.org/s/691439/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Our first live show!
Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!

Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.

Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida
September 30, 2024

Directed by Doug McDowell

Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis

Live Stream: Tony Taylor

Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia

Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert

Cast:
Joe Boino
Doc Anthony Bravo 
Toni Deckers
Kimberly DiPersia
Jeffrey Herman
 Andrea Howells 
Jennifer Kalison
Neena Leon
Doug McDowell 
Kayla Miller 

“Please Be Advised”  by Doug McDowell 
“The Night Podiatrist 1” by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell 
“Name And Address Withheld-Say Hello to Mrs. D”  by Doug McDowell 
“We Got Food”  by Doug McDowell 
“After Happily Ever After”  by Jeff Rembert 
“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell
“The Bureaucrat- Mashup” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
“Assistant App” by Kimberly DiPersia 
“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited”  by Wayne Cothron   
“Miss Fortune”  by Andrea Howells 
“Shelf Help With Shari Phelps!-Halloween Edition”  by Jennifer Kalison
“Name And Address Withheld-Vaya Con Dios”  by Doug McDowell 
“Ask Your Uncle Dave”  by Doug McDowell
“Beware the Idiots of March” by Erik Deckers
“World Makeup Finals”  by Jennifer Kalison
“Al Standish for Not Now!”  by Jeff Rembert
“The Night Podiatrist 2”  by Andrea Howells 
“Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!”  by Doug McDowell 

Music: 

"Tiki Bar Mixer" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sound Effects: 

Roman Marching music loop with horns 1 by deleted_user_6109353 -- https://freesound.org/s/341739/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Roman Marching music loop with horns 2 by deleted_user_6109353 -- https://freesound.org/s/341743/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Roman Horn - Announcing sound by deleted_user_6109353 -- https://freesound.org/s/342364/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Creepy Sound Effect: Paranormal 9 (Vol 002) by AlesiaDavina -- https://freesound.org/s/691439/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-16117664 Sat, 16 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0500 5285 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, live comedy, orlando 1 bonus false Episode 10- October Surprise! Episode 10- October Surprise! Our tenth episode! With a Halloween theme! Look out behind you!

Featuring: Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse… The Day HE Went to See His Agent… The Bureaucrat… The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl… Angel Studios Halloween… The Haunted GPS… and More!

“Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse” written by Jeffrey Herman

Voices:
Narrator: Jeffrey Herman
Kara: Paige Weinsheimer
Greg: Doc Anthony Bravo
Barista (Witch): Rachael Tillman

“The Day HE Went to See His Agent” by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Michael Myers: Doug McDowell
Monica: Rachael Tillman
Receptionist: Sarah Zavala
Jason Vorhees: Michael Lewis

“The Bureaucrat: A Grave Issue” written by Wayne Cothron 

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Bubba Ray: Michael Lewis 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Mr. Hitchens: Jeffrey Herman

“The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Charlie (The Big Bad Wolf): Jeffrey Herman
Howard: Michael Lewis
Guard: Doc Anthony Bravo

“Angel Studios Halloween” written by Alex R. Wagner and Chelsea Roach

Voices:
Announcer: Jeffrey Herman
Ned/Dad: Doug McDowell
Jack/Danny: Joe Boino
Alice/Mom/ Judith: Sarah Zavala
Jason: Doc Anthony Bravo

“The Haunted GPS” written by Jeffrey Herman

Voices: 
Narrator: Jeffrey Herman
Joseph: Joe Boino
GPS Voice: Jennifer Kalison
Old Man: Jeff Rembert

“Halloween Bits” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Teacher/ Patient/Guy on Date: Doc Anthony Bravo
Caitlin/Therapist/Girl on Date: Sarah Zavala
Allison: Rachael Tillman
Student: Paige Weinsheimer 

Music:

“Ice Demon”, “Lightless Dawn” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Horrific Dreams” by Victor_Natas 
 https://freesound.org/s/616792/ 
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Classic Horror Movie Scene Music” by Beetlemuse 
https://freesound.org/s/617152/ 
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sound Effects:

Thunderclap.wav by Geissler -- https://freesound.org/s/104521/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

GeelongJail-2.wav by edwar64896 -- https://freesound.org/s/250933/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Horn1.wav by Gijsknol -- https://freesound.org/s/68121/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Car window sound .wav by FIlippoPolverini -- https://freesound.org/s/631925/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

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]]> Our tenth episode! With a Halloween theme! Look out behind you!

Featuring: Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse… The Day HE Went to See His Agent… The Bureaucrat… The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl… Angel Studios Halloween… The Haunted GPS… and More!

“Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse” written by Jeffrey Herman

Voices:
Narrator: Jeffrey Herman
Kara: Paige Weinsheimer
Greg: Doc Anthony Bravo
Barista (Witch): Rachael Tillman

“The Day HE Went to See His Agent” by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Michael Myers: Doug McDowell
Monica: Rachael Tillman
Receptionist: Sarah Zavala
Jason Vorhees: Michael Lewis

“The Bureaucrat: A Grave Issue” written by Wayne Cothron 

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Bubba Ray: Michael Lewis 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Mr. Hitchens: Jeffrey Herman

“The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Charlie (The Big Bad Wolf): Jeffrey Herman
Howard: Michael Lewis
Guard: Doc Anthony Bravo

“Angel Studios Halloween” written by Alex R. Wagner and Chelsea Roach

Voices:
Announcer: Jeffrey Herman
Ned/Dad: Doug McDowell
Jack/Danny: Joe Boino
Alice/Mom/ Judith: Sarah Zavala
Jason: Doc Anthony Bravo

“The Haunted GPS” written by Jeffrey Herman

Voices: 
Narrator: Jeffrey Herman
Joseph: Joe Boino
GPS Voice: Jennifer Kalison
Old Man: Jeff Rembert

“Halloween Bits” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Teacher/ Patient/Guy on Date: Doc Anthony Bravo
Caitlin/Therapist/Girl on Date: Sarah Zavala
Allison: Rachael Tillman
Student: Paige Weinsheimer 

Music:

“Ice Demon”, “Lightless Dawn” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Horrific Dreams” by Victor_Natas 
 https://freesound.org/s/616792/ 
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Classic Horror Movie Scene Music” by Beetlemuse 
https://freesound.org/s/617152/ 
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sound Effects:

Thunderclap.wav by Geissler -- https://freesound.org/s/104521/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

GeelongJail-2.wav by edwar64896 -- https://freesound.org/s/250933/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Horn1.wav by Gijsknol -- https://freesound.org/s/68121/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Car window sound .wav by FIlippoPolverini -- https://freesound.org/s/631925/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-16014132 Tue, 29 Oct 2024 16:00:00 -0400 2287 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, halloween episode 1 10 full false Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre LIVE! Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre LIVE! If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator.

You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of our finest sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material.

It’s like radio- for your eyes.

For more information and tickets visit our website at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

or visit our partners at All the Line Studio and Incubator at www.allthelinestudio.com

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator.

You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of our finest sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material.

It’s like radio- for your eyes.

For more information and tickets visit our website at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

or visit our partners at All the Line Studio and Incubator at www.allthelinestudio.com

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-15601626 Sun, 18 Aug 2024 15:00:00 -0400 59 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, live comedy, orlando 1 trailer false Episode 9- It’s Fantastic, It’s Unbelievable, And It’s Terrible. But It’s True. Episode 9- It’s Fantastic, It’s Unbelievable, And It’s Terrible. But It’s True. Our ninth episode!
That’s almost ten.

Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off…
and More!

“Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Mycroft Holmes: Scott Monty
Sherlock Holmes: Paul Singleton
Charles Garrett: Burt Wolder
Heather Featherlight: Toni Deckers

“Olive Garden Gangsters” written by Alex R. Wagner

Voices:
CEO (The Don): Jeffrey Herman
Minion 1: Michael Lewis
Minion 2: Doc Anthony Bravo
Minion 3: Marc Lucia

“The Bureaucrat: The Pickleball Courts” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Jeffrey Davis: Doc Anthony Bravo
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
David Schultz: Marc Lucia

“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers

“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael Lewis

If you enjoyed "Crime Talk", please check out Scott, Paul and Burt on their podcasts: I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere, the first podcast for devotees of Sherlock Holmes now in its 18th season. And also Trifles, examining the cases of Sherlock Holmes, now in its 8th season. Available wherever fine podcasts are sold.

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]]> Our ninth episode!
That’s almost ten.

Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off…
and More!

“Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Mycroft Holmes: Scott Monty
Sherlock Holmes: Paul Singleton
Charles Garrett: Burt Wolder
Heather Featherlight: Toni Deckers

“Olive Garden Gangsters” written by Alex R. Wagner

Voices:
CEO (The Don): Jeffrey Herman
Minion 1: Michael Lewis
Minion 2: Doc Anthony Bravo
Minion 3: Marc Lucia

“The Bureaucrat: The Pickleball Courts” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Jeffrey Davis: Doc Anthony Bravo
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
David Schultz: Marc Lucia

“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers

“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael Lewis

If you enjoyed "Crime Talk", please check out Scott, Paul and Burt on their podcasts: I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere, the first podcast for devotees of Sherlock Holmes now in its 18th season. And also Trifles, examining the cases of Sherlock Holmes, now in its 8th season. Available wherever fine podcasts are sold.

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-15361809 Thu, 04 Jul 2024 10:00:00 -0400 1565 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, sherlock holmes, car talk, bitch bar 1 9 full false Episode 8- This is High Cow Country Episode 8- This is High Cow Country Our eighth episode! 
We’re getting the hang of this.

Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker…

and More!

“Assistant App” written by Kimberly DiPersia.

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Marc Lucia
Slogan Voice (Female): Toni Deckers
Female Entrepreneur 1: Sarah Zavala
Female Entrepreneur 2: Jennifer Kalison
Male Entrepreneur: Doc Anthony Bravo
Husband: Joe Boino
Wife: Andrea Howells

“Build GPT Makes a Doghouse” written by David Hahnert

Voices:
Human: Marc Lucia
Build GPT: Toni Deckers

“The Bureaucrat: Richie Regal” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Art’s Mom: Rachael Tillman
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
Ritchie Regal: Michael Lewis

“Miss Fortune’s Misfortune” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells
Officer: Doug McDowell

“Drag Drive” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
T’ang: Doug McDowell
The Doctor: Toni Deckers
Dora the Andorian: Rachael Tillman
Elon Musk: David Hahnert
Ru Paul: Brandon Hartsfield

“The Esteemed Mrs. Barker” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Mailman: Doc Anthony Bravo
Beatrice: Neena Leon
Angelica Barker: Toni Deckers
Carl Barker: Marc Lucia

Music:

“The Shake” by Geovane Bruno – License: Creative Commons Zero (CC0)

Sound Effects:

CommunicatorChirp_STTOS_recreated.wav by zimbot -- https://freesound.org/s/178027/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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]]> Our eighth episode! 
We’re getting the hang of this.

Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker…

and More!

“Assistant App” written by Kimberly DiPersia.

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Marc Lucia
Slogan Voice (Female): Toni Deckers
Female Entrepreneur 1: Sarah Zavala
Female Entrepreneur 2: Jennifer Kalison
Male Entrepreneur: Doc Anthony Bravo
Husband: Joe Boino
Wife: Andrea Howells

“Build GPT Makes a Doghouse” written by David Hahnert

Voices:
Human: Marc Lucia
Build GPT: Toni Deckers

“The Bureaucrat: Richie Regal” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Art’s Mom: Rachael Tillman
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
Ritchie Regal: Michael Lewis

“Miss Fortune’s Misfortune” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells
Officer: Doug McDowell

“Drag Drive” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
T’ang: Doug McDowell
The Doctor: Toni Deckers
Dora the Andorian: Rachael Tillman
Elon Musk: David Hahnert
Ru Paul: Brandon Hartsfield

“The Esteemed Mrs. Barker” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Mailman: Doc Anthony Bravo
Beatrice: Neena Leon
Angelica Barker: Toni Deckers
Carl Barker: Marc Lucia

Music:

“The Shake” by Geovane Bruno – License: Creative Commons Zero (CC0)

Sound Effects:

CommunicatorChirp_STTOS_recreated.wav by zimbot -- https://freesound.org/s/178027/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-15019918 Mon, 06 May 2024 16:00:00 -0400 1591 1 8 full true Episode 7- Our Hearts are in Our Hands. Yecch. Episode 7- Our Hearts are in Our Hands. Yecch. Our seventh episode! 
It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway.

Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist…Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer teaches you to tango (and how!) …

and More!

This episode is dedicated to Kimberly Wolski.

“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert.

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison

“The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky” written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly Wolski

Voices:
Smoulder: Doc Anthony Bravo
Sulky: Jennifer Kalison

“The Night Podiatrist: Podiatry is a Lonely Business, Part 2” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Anita Legala-Vice: Toni Deckers


“Miss Fortune (February ‘24)” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Eri: Rachael Tillman


Music:
“Ice Demon”, “Undaunted”, ”Lightless Dawn” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“The Masochism Tango” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022

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]]> Our seventh episode! 
It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway.

Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist…Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer teaches you to tango (and how!) …

and More!

This episode is dedicated to Kimberly Wolski.

“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert.

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison

“The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky” written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly Wolski

Voices:
Smoulder: Doc Anthony Bravo
Sulky: Jennifer Kalison

“The Night Podiatrist: Podiatry is a Lonely Business, Part 2” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Anita Legala-Vice: Toni Deckers


“Miss Fortune (February ‘24)” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Eri: Rachael Tillman


Music:
“Ice Demon”, “Undaunted”, ”Lightless Dawn” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“The Masochism Tango” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-14628714 Mon, 04 Mar 2024 20:00:00 -0500 1775 Canned Meat Theatre, sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal 1 7 full true BONUS: The GenX Files BONUS: The GenX Files We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances 
( Miss Fortune didn't even see it).

But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. 

In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, featuring a trip back to the 90's and that TV show we all loved (well, the nerds did, anyway).

written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly Wolski
dedicated to Kimberly Wolski

Voices:
Smoulder: Doc Anthony Bravo
Sulky: Jennifer Kalison
Announcer: Doug McDowell

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Support us on Patreon

]]> We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances 
( Miss Fortune didn't even see it).

But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. 

In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, featuring a trip back to the 90's and that TV show we all loved (well, the nerds did, anyway).

written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly Wolski
dedicated to Kimberly Wolski

Voices:
Smoulder: Doc Anthony Bravo
Sulky: Jennifer Kalison
Announcer: Doug McDowell

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-14597113 Wed, 28 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0500 263 1 bonus false BONUS: The Major (Remixed and Remastered) BONUS: The Major (Remixed and Remastered) Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers!

Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible.

Originally featured in Episode 4, this version has been remixed and remastered for your listening pleasure.

written by Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Presenter: Stede Bonnett
Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell
Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo
Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia
Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert

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]]> Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers!

Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible.

Originally featured in Episode 4, this version has been remixed and remastered for your listening pleasure.

written by Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Presenter: Stede Bonnett
Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell
Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo
Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia
Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-14315075 Mon, 15 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0500 844 Canned Meat Theatre, sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, The Major 1 bonus false Episode 6- There Is No Sanity Clause Episode 6- There Is No Sanity Clause Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one. 
Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really)

Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in Santa Monica)…

and More!

“A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving,” written by Alex R. Wagner.

Voices:
Narrator: Jennifer Kalison
Sister: Rachael Tillman
Brother: Joe Boino
Dad: Alex R. Wagner
Mom: Neena Leon
Uncle Ron: Michael Lewis

“CMT Shopping Network Presents: Al Standish for Not-Now!” written by Jeff Rembert 

Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Al Standish: Jeff Rembert
Wendy Standish: Sarah Malfara
Mrs. Schultz: Neena Leon

“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo
Constable Patrick Murphy: Marc Lucia


“We Got Food” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer: Marc Lucia
Employee: Neena Leon
Customer: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Donut Friday” written by Kimberly DiPersia

Voices:
Narrator: Stede Bonnett
Elsie: Rachael Tillman
John: David Hahnert
Linda: Jennifer Kalison
Ms. Waters: Kimberly DiPersia


“The Night Podiatrist: Podiatry is a Lonely Business” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell, created by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Bruiser: Marc Lucia
Goon: David Hahnert


“The Cryptopsychiatrist” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Radio Announcer: Brian K. Scott
The Cryptopsychiatrist: Marc Lucia
Nessie: Rachael Tillman
Mothman: Doug McDowell
Bigfoot: Joe Boino
Caller: Alex R. Wagner


“The Bureaucrat: Environmentally Unfriendly” written by Andrea Howells, created by Wayne Cothron.

Voices:
Caller: Brian K. Scott
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
Sandy Shoal: Andrea Howells


“Miss Fortune (December)” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells

Music:
“(I’m Spending) Hannukah in Santa Monica” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one. 
Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really)

Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in Santa Monica)…

and More!

“A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving,” written by Alex R. Wagner.

Voices:
Narrator: Jennifer Kalison
Sister: Rachael Tillman
Brother: Joe Boino
Dad: Alex R. Wagner
Mom: Neena Leon
Uncle Ron: Michael Lewis

“CMT Shopping Network Presents: Al Standish for Not-Now!” written by Jeff Rembert 

Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Al Standish: Jeff Rembert
Wendy Standish: Sarah Malfara
Mrs. Schultz: Neena Leon

“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo
Constable Patrick Murphy: Marc Lucia


“We Got Food” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer: Marc Lucia
Employee: Neena Leon
Customer: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Donut Friday” written by Kimberly DiPersia

Voices:
Narrator: Stede Bonnett
Elsie: Rachael Tillman
John: David Hahnert
Linda: Jennifer Kalison
Ms. Waters: Kimberly DiPersia


“The Night Podiatrist: Podiatry is a Lonely Business” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell, created by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Bruiser: Marc Lucia
Goon: David Hahnert


“The Cryptopsychiatrist” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Radio Announcer: Brian K. Scott
The Cryptopsychiatrist: Marc Lucia
Nessie: Rachael Tillman
Mothman: Doug McDowell
Bigfoot: Joe Boino
Caller: Alex R. Wagner


“The Bureaucrat: Environmentally Unfriendly” written by Andrea Howells, created by Wayne Cothron.

Voices:
Caller: Brian K. Scott
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
Sandy Shoal: Andrea Howells


“Miss Fortune (December)” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells

Music:
“(I’m Spending) Hannukah in Santa Monica” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-14159344 Sat, 16 Dec 2023 21:00:00 -0500 3368 Canned Meat Theatre, sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, holiday episode 1 6 full true BONUS: Miss Fortune- November BONUS: Miss Fortune- November While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune!

Written by Andrea Howells

Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells

Support us on Patreon

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]]> While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune!

Written by Andrea Howells

Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells

Support us on Patreon

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]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-14042971 Mon, 27 Nov 2023 14:00:00 -0500 483 Canned Meat Theatre, sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, horoscope, Miss Fortune bonus false Episode 5- Candy From Strangers Episode 5- Candy From Strangers Our fifth episode! 
(Almost) just in time for Halloween. Boo!

Featuring: Shelf Help: Halloween Edition… Antipersonal Ads…Haiku News…The Bureaucrat… The Old Scouts…Miss Fortune… Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast…

and More!

“Shelf Help: Halloween Edition,” written by Jennifer Kalison.
Voices:
Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison

“The Old Scouts” written by Jeff Rembert and Chet Hall (aka Joseph P. Clayman)
Voices:
Bailey: Jeff Rembert
Tucker: Doug McDowell
Oswald: Marc Lucia

“Haiku News” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
News Announcer: Brandon Hartsfield
Poets: Jennifer Kalison, Doc Anthony Bravo, Neena Leon

“Antipersonal Ads” written by Andrea Howells and Stede Bonnett
Voices:
Narrator: Stede Bonnett
Dracula: Brandon Hartsfield
Werewolf: Joe Boino
Frankenstein Monster/Invisible Man/
Phantom of the Opera: Marc Lucia
Medusa/Necromancer: Andrea Howells
Siren: Rachael Tillman
Centauride: Jennifer Kalison
Alien/Watson: Teisha Cain
Witch: Neena Leon

“The Bureaucrat: Mistress Nightshade” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell, created by Wayne Cothron.
Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
Beatrice Jones: Jennifer Kalison
Mayor Leo: Stede Bonnett

“Miss Fortune (October)” written by Andrea Howells
Voices:
Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells


“Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast” by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell, from an idea by Wayne Cothron
Voices:
Sam Champion: Alex R. Wagner
Caller 1: Michael Lewis
Caller 2: Joe Boino
Caller 3(Donna): Neena Leon
Caller 4 (Nick): Doc Anthony Bravo
Sam’s Mom: Andrea Howells
Bunny: Rachael Tillman

Sound Effects:
This episode features these sounds from freesound.org:
“Creepy Sound Effect: Paranormal 9 (Vol 002)”
(https://freesound.org/people/AlesiaDavina/sounds/691439/)
licensed under CCBY 4.0
"baseballhitandcrowdcheer" by amishrob
(https://freesound.org/people/AmishRob/sounds/214989/)
licensed under CCBY 4.0
“baseball-hitting-glove” by SocializedArtist45
(https://freesound.org/people/SocializedArtist45/sounds/266594/)
licensed under CCBY 3.0

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]]> Our fifth episode! 
(Almost) just in time for Halloween. Boo!

Featuring: Shelf Help: Halloween Edition… Antipersonal Ads…Haiku News…The Bureaucrat… The Old Scouts…Miss Fortune… Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast…

and More!

“Shelf Help: Halloween Edition,” written by Jennifer Kalison.
Voices:
Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison

“The Old Scouts” written by Jeff Rembert and Chet Hall (aka Joseph P. Clayman)
Voices:
Bailey: Jeff Rembert
Tucker: Doug McDowell
Oswald: Marc Lucia

“Haiku News” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
News Announcer: Brandon Hartsfield
Poets: Jennifer Kalison, Doc Anthony Bravo, Neena Leon

“Antipersonal Ads” written by Andrea Howells and Stede Bonnett
Voices:
Narrator: Stede Bonnett
Dracula: Brandon Hartsfield
Werewolf: Joe Boino
Frankenstein Monster/Invisible Man/
Phantom of the Opera: Marc Lucia
Medusa/Necromancer: Andrea Howells
Siren: Rachael Tillman
Centauride: Jennifer Kalison
Alien/Watson: Teisha Cain
Witch: Neena Leon

“The Bureaucrat: Mistress Nightshade” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell, created by Wayne Cothron.
Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Dana: Kayla Miller
Beatrice Jones: Jennifer Kalison
Mayor Leo: Stede Bonnett

“Miss Fortune (October)” written by Andrea Howells
Voices:
Announcer: Stede Bonnett
Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells


“Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast” by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell, from an idea by Wayne Cothron
Voices:
Sam Champion: Alex R. Wagner
Caller 1: Michael Lewis
Caller 2: Joe Boino
Caller 3(Donna): Neena Leon
Caller 4 (Nick): Doc Anthony Bravo
Sam’s Mom: Andrea Howells
Bunny: Rachael Tillman

Sound Effects:
This episode features these sounds from freesound.org:
“Creepy Sound Effect: Paranormal 9 (Vol 002)”
(https://freesound.org/people/AlesiaDavina/sounds/691439/)
licensed under CCBY 4.0
"baseballhitandcrowdcheer" by amishrob
(https://freesound.org/people/AmishRob/sounds/214989/)
licensed under CCBY 4.0
“baseball-hitting-glove” by SocializedArtist45
(https://freesound.org/people/SocializedArtist45/sounds/266594/)
licensed under CCBY 3.0

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13878455 Tue, 31 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400 2675 Canned Meat Theatre, sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, Halloween 1 5 full true BONUS: Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! BONUS: Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! While you're waiting for the next episode of Canned Meat Theatre, please enjoy Shari Phelps as she teaches you the benefits of open shelving. Remember, an organized space is a happier place!

And look for future members-only bonus material on our Patreon site!

Written and Performed by Jennifer Kalison

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]]> While you're waiting for the next episode of Canned Meat Theatre, please enjoy Shari Phelps as she teaches you the benefits of open shelving. Remember, an organized space is a happier place!

And look for future members-only bonus material on our Patreon site!

Written and Performed by Jennifer Kalison

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13739400 Sun, 08 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400 133 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, shelf help, bonus 1 bonus false Episode 4- Sliding Down the Razor Blade of Life Episode 4- Sliding Down the Razor Blade of Life Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice)

Featuring: 
The Major
The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair 
Haiku News
Wedding Bells Bail Bonds
Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days.

and More!

“The Major,” written by Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Presenter: Stede Bonnett
Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell
Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo
Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia
Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert

“The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair” written by Andrea Howells. Created by Doug McDowell and Jennifer Kalison.

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Silvia: Andrea Howells

“Haiku News” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
News Announcer: Brandon Hartsfield
Poets: Jennifer Kalison, Doc Anthony Bravo.

“Wedding Bells Bail Bonds” written by Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer: Kayla Miller
Con: Doc Anthony Bravo
Baby Mama: Kimberly DiPersia


Music:
“Bright College Days” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022

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]]> Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice)

Featuring: 
The Major
The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair 
Haiku News
Wedding Bells Bail Bonds
Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days.

and More!

“The Major,” written by Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Presenter: Stede Bonnett
Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell
Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo
Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia
Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert

“The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair” written by Andrea Howells. Created by Doug McDowell and Jennifer Kalison.

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Silvia: Andrea Howells

“Haiku News” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
News Announcer: Brandon Hartsfield
Poets: Jennifer Kalison, Doc Anthony Bravo.

“Wedding Bells Bail Bonds” written by Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer: Kayla Miller
Con: Doc Anthony Bravo
Baby Mama: Kimberly DiPersia


Music:
“Bright College Days” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13648353 Sun, 24 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0400 1875 canned meat theatre, sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, The Major, The Night Podiatrist 1 4 full true Show Us Some Love! Better Yet, Show Us Some Cash! Show Us Some Love! Better Yet, Show Us Some Cash! Support us on Patreon

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]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13522121 Sun, 03 Sep 2023 20:00:00 -0400 39 canned meat theatre patreon 1 trailer false Episode 3- Imagine Yourself Enjoying this Meat (Remix) Episode 3- Imagine Yourself Enjoying this Meat (Remix) Remixed December 2023.

Our third episode! (well, we’re excited, anyway…)

Featuring:
The Secret Life of the Great White Shark
The Bureaucrat
 Ask Your Uncle Dave
Tom Lehrer holds forth on the joys of spring (and animal abuse).
and More!

“The Secret Life of the Great White Shark,” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Herve Vachon/Bob: Doug McDowell
June: Jennifer Kalison
Floyd: Marc Lucia

“The Bureaucrat: The Wresting Promoter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Created by Wayne Cothron.

Voices:
Phone Recording: Jennifer Kalison
Tiger Owner: Marc Lucia
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Jim Russo: Doc Anthony Bravo
Dana: Kayla Miller

“Ask Your Uncle Dave” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer/Reader: Kimberly DiPersia
Uncle Dave: Doug McDowell

Music:

“Adventures in Adventureland” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022

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]]> Remixed December 2023.

Our third episode! (well, we’re excited, anyway…)

Featuring:
The Secret Life of the Great White Shark
The Bureaucrat
 Ask Your Uncle Dave
Tom Lehrer holds forth on the joys of spring (and animal abuse).
and More!

“The Secret Life of the Great White Shark,” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell.

Voices:
Herve Vachon/Bob: Doug McDowell
June: Jennifer Kalison
Floyd: Marc Lucia

“The Bureaucrat: The Wresting Promoter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Created by Wayne Cothron.

Voices:
Phone Recording: Jennifer Kalison
Tiger Owner: Marc Lucia
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Jim Russo: Doc Anthony Bravo
Dana: Kayla Miller

“Ask Your Uncle Dave” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer/Reader: Kimberly DiPersia
Uncle Dave: Doug McDowell

Music:

“Adventures in Adventureland” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13433348 Sat, 19 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0400 1331 sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, silly, Tom Lehrer, sharks, bureaucrat 1 3 full true Episode 2- Crisis and Universal Brouhaha (Remix) Episode 2- Crisis and Universal Brouhaha (Remix) Remixed December 2023.

Our second episode! (despite the pleas for sanity)
Featuring: 
The Night Podiatrist...The Bureaucrat...Name and Address Withheld: Say Hello to Mrs. D...The Cold War fondly remembered with Tom Lehrer (what ever happened to Hen3ri?)...

And More!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell

Voices: 
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell 
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison

“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Created by Wayne Cothron.

Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell 
Debra: Jennifer Kalison

Other original material written and performed by Doug McDowell

Other Featured Voices: 
Kimberly DiPersia (remix)
Brandon Hartsfield (remix)

“We Will All Go Together When We Go” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022



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]]> Remixed December 2023.

Our second episode! (despite the pleas for sanity)
Featuring: 
The Night Podiatrist...The Bureaucrat...Name and Address Withheld: Say Hello to Mrs. D...The Cold War fondly remembered with Tom Lehrer (what ever happened to Hen3ri?)...

And More!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell

Voices: 
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell 
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison

“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Created by Wayne Cothron.

Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell 
Debra: Jennifer Kalison

Other original material written and performed by Doug McDowell

Other Featured Voices: 
Kimberly DiPersia (remix)
Brandon Hartsfield (remix)

“We Will All Go Together When We Go” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022



Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13332361 Tue, 01 Aug 2023 16:00:00 -0400 1373 sketch comedy, surreal, Tom Lehrer, noir, bureaucrat, podiatrist, satire 1 2 full false Teaser: The Bureaucrat Teaser: The Bureaucrat Welcome to beautiful Bellevue Beach, the home of hapless city planner Art Cox.

Go Sea Slugs!

Coming soon in Episode 2!

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]]> Welcome to beautiful Bellevue Beach, the home of hapless city planner Art Cox.

Go Sea Slugs!

Coming soon in Episode 2!

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13332314 Tue, 01 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0400 87 sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, planners, satire, bureaucrat 1 trailer false Teaser: The Night Podiatrist Teaser: The Night Podiatrist Meet Dr. Sidney Greenbaum, the Night Podiatrist.

Coming soon in Episode 2!

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]]> Meet Dr. Sidney Greenbaum, the Night Podiatrist.

Coming soon in Episode 2!

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13332288 Tue, 01 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0400 79 Sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, noir, satire, podiatrist 1 trailer false Episode 1- The Miracle of the Can (Remix) Episode 1- The Miracle of the Can (Remix) Remixed December 2023.

Our Pilot Episode!
Featuring:
The Unbearable Emptiness and Impassive Cruelty of the Dessert...Name and Address Withheld: Vaya Con Dios...A recitation of the Periodic Table c. 1959 with Tom Lehrer...

and More!

All original material written by Doug McDowell

“The Elements” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
released to the Public Domain in 2022

Voices:
Doug McDowell
Jennifer Kalison (remix)
Kayla Miller (remix)

Music:
“Space Jazz”, “Desert City”, “Mystery Bazzar”, “Shamanistic”, “Tabuk” and “Tiki Bar Mixer”- Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sound Effects:
This episode features these sounds from freesound.org:
"Cat Growl.m4a" by Christyboy100  (https://freesound.org/people/Christyboy100/sounds/495693) licensed under CCBY 3.0
“wine_pour.wav” by postworkflow
(https://freesound.org/people/postworkflow/sounds/360698)
licensed under CCBY 4.0
“Kitchen dishes 1” by quetzalcontla
(https://freesound.org/people/quetzalcontla/sounds/458047)
“Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav” by InspectorJ
(https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/400632)
licensed under CCBY 4.0

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Remixed December 2023.

Our Pilot Episode!
Featuring:
The Unbearable Emptiness and Impassive Cruelty of the Dessert...Name and Address Withheld: Vaya Con Dios...A recitation of the Periodic Table c. 1959 with Tom Lehrer...

and More!

All original material written by Doug McDowell

“The Elements” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
released to the Public Domain in 2022

Voices:
Doug McDowell
Jennifer Kalison (remix)
Kayla Miller (remix)

Music:
“Space Jazz”, “Desert City”, “Mystery Bazzar”, “Shamanistic”, “Tabuk” and “Tiki Bar Mixer”- Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sound Effects:
This episode features these sounds from freesound.org:
"Cat Growl.m4a" by Christyboy100  (https://freesound.org/people/Christyboy100/sounds/495693) licensed under CCBY 3.0
“wine_pour.wav” by postworkflow
(https://freesound.org/people/postworkflow/sounds/360698)
licensed under CCBY 4.0
“Kitchen dishes 1” by quetzalcontla
(https://freesound.org/people/quetzalcontla/sounds/458047)
“Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav” by InspectorJ
(https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/400632)
licensed under CCBY 4.0

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13332166 Tue, 01 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0400 1269 Sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, The Sheltering Sky, Paul Bowles, Tom Lehrer 1 1 full true What is Canned Meat Theatre? What is Canned Meat Theatre? Original Comedy. Bits and pieces lost in space and time. 

You never know what's inside.

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Support us on Patreon

]]> Original Comedy. Bits and pieces lost in space and time. 

You never know what's inside.

Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

Support us on Patreon

]]> Canned Meat Theatre Buzzsprout-13332116 Tue, 01 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0400 97 Sketch comedy, variety, eclectic, surreal, Tom Lehrer trailer false