• A man steals a school bus, but you'll never guess his cargo
• A family throws an underwhelming gender reveal party for their namesake's first girl in 134 years
• Taylor Swift splits with Joe Alwyn. Boo hoo. 
• The makers of Cocoaine Bear decide "why not?"
• A woman gives account of new surgery that boosted her lifestyle. 
• Hillary Duff's husband, Matthew Koma, gets to boot from Elon's latest enterprise. 

Also, Zahnae debates the perfect easter dinner, and Ry indulges Suez Canal blockage nostalgia. 

• There is a right way to take a d*ck pic after all.
• A McDonalds Customer finds himself in the middle of something he never asked to be part of.  
• Tom Brady figures he was probably right the first time.
• A thief with a zoo fetish gets up to some monkey business.
• Mr. Mucus, mascot of snot-stopping Mucinex, is sexy now.
• A new way to abandon your baby just dropped. 

Also, Ry roleplays as a serial dater, Zahnae as a serial monogamist, Zahnae falls in love with a dashing therapist, and Ry has a bone to pick with container people. 

• SpinLaunch catapults a camera into space hoping to eventually launch satellites into space without using rocket fuel.
• The UK isn't happy with Meta's ad practices. Neither does Ryan. 
• A UK medical clinic tragically hit "send" before proofreading a mass text.
• South Sudan president takes old age like a champ.
• Now Speaker McCarthy finally wins something for the first time ever.
• And, cybercriminals take hold of the ever-powerful ChatGPT as a new way to find malware victims. You'll never guess how.

Also, Zahnae teaches the new best strategies for chatting up strangers at bars, Ry wonders about the best way to spend New Year's Eve, and the two of them share some not-so-New Year's resolutions. 

• Brittney Griner returns from Russia in an unusual prisoner trade
• British fans make it through an entire World Cup without getting arrested for the first time ever
• Panera might be trying to create a super-caffeinated army of lemonade enthusiasts
• A massive aquarium inside the lobby of a hotel in Berlin bursts and kills most marine inhabitants
• Crowds flock to buy tickets for Avatar 2 to see... the Barbie trailer? 
• And last but not least, Elon Musk suspends the Twitter accounts of prominent journalists under a questionable new user policy. 

Also, Zahnae is disappointed by the lack of diversity in the mall Santa Clause workforce, Ryan breaks down different types of unusual pets, both hosts review their credentials for hosting a podcast and ponder ideas for segments in future episodes.