Crash of the Mellifera Thu, 05 Mar 2026 00:18:59 -0500 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2089039 en-us © 2026 Crash of the Mellifera yes c8b9f68f-a38e-5221-aea5-90e7c6360212 Morgan episodic false A sci-fi audio dramedy.


What could be more relaxing than a space cruise hosted by Apis Industries? Nothing, of course! Join loyal cruise director AI "Worker B" and the less enthusiastic Captain Arthur Winnipeg as they investigate mysterious malfunctions, pacify the increasingly unhappy guests, and tick slowly towards their voyage's sudden, violent end. Who knows? Maybe they'll even survive! 

Updates the last Monday of every other month.

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Morgan https://storage.buzzsprout.com/znoomcpda5u8kzyiqnxc8l34501y?.jpg Crash of the Mellifera S3E3 Confrontations S3E3 Confrontations Whether at the ship, underground, or trawling through past memories, our heroes creep closer to answers-- and enemies, whether they realize it or not.

Episode 17 Transcript link (coming soon)

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]]> Whether at the ship, underground, or trawling through past memories, our heroes creep closer to answers-- and enemies, whether they realize it or not.

Episode 17 Transcript link (coming soon)

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newlocknew
mananimal
sihil
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saintsamael
bulbastre
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behesht1
tats14
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cinevid

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-18728430 Sun, 22 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0500 1904 3 3 full false SCHEDULE CHANGE SCHEDULE CHANGE tl;dr Hey folks, we're changing the release to once every two months instead of once a month. It isn't fair to you guys that I keep having to give myself extensions, and, well, the actors and I all have day jobs. The episodes ARE likely to be longer going forward, and there's a non-zero chance that the hiatuses between seasons will be greatly reduced with this extra time baked into the release schedule.

You guys are radical, keep surviving, and you'll hear the dulcet tones of Worker B, Winnipeg, and the rest on February 23!

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]]> tl;dr Hey folks, we're changing the release to once every two months instead of once a month. It isn't fair to you guys that I keep having to give myself extensions, and, well, the actors and I all have day jobs. The episodes ARE likely to be longer going forward, and there's a non-zero chance that the hiatuses between seasons will be greatly reduced with this extra time baked into the release schedule.

You guys are radical, keep surviving, and you'll hear the dulcet tones of Worker B, Winnipeg, and the rest on February 23!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-18512387 Thu, 15 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0500 103 3 bonus false Season 3: A Reel of Bloopers Season 3: A Reel of Bloopers Oh my goodness! Here are our mishaps, curated for your listening enjoyment!

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magnuswaker 

]]> Oh my goodness! Here are our mishaps, curated for your listening enjoyment!

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Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. 

Thank you to the following freesound artist: 
magnuswaker 

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-18425552 Mon, 29 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0500 675 3 bonus false S3E2 Sneaking Suspicions S3E2 Sneaking Suspicions The research station team discover a piece of the past, Ray faces situations they did not train for in engineering school, and Officer Tomer tries to come to an understanding with an amnesiac Captain Winnipeg.

Episode 16 Transcript link (coming soon)

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]]> The research station team discover a piece of the past, Ray faces situations they did not train for in engineering school, and Officer Tomer tries to come to an understanding with an amnesiac Captain Winnipeg.

Episode 16 Transcript link (coming soon)

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kyles
drewsimko
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erikh2000
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lmbubec
nebulo9
icedphoenix49
mrrap4food
maj061785
bulbastre
coosemek
castironcarousel
tosha73
craftcrest.com

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-18282774 Mon, 01 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0500 2092 3 2 full false S3E1 Down the Rabbit Hole S3E1 Down the Rabbit Hole While Winnipeg follows Tomer down a large hole, the other members of team Stranded-On-Planet-Bug-Aliens have friction amongst themselves.

Episode 15 Transcript link (coming soon)

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mrrap4food
BockelSound
MessyAcousticApocalypse666
MC_Minnaar
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RorisangKgatle
ErikH2000
Puppetmaster685719
ienba
sheyvan
icedphoenix49
kyles
wlabarron
Emile99
DenKyschuk
JakLocke
Tats14
kijadzel

]]> While Winnipeg follows Tomer down a large hole, the other members of team Stranded-On-Planet-Bug-Aliens have friction amongst themselves.

Episode 15 Transcript link (coming soon)

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Thank you to the following freesound artists: 

bulbastre
jjtaynos
maj061785
kijadzel
sheyvan
kyles
craigsmith
ForTheHorde68
Erokia
johonbravo
JfishSoM
mrrap4food
BockelSound
MessyAcousticApocalypse666
MC_Minnaar
kvgarlic
RorisangKgatle
ErikH2000
Puppetmaster685719
ienba
sheyvan
icedphoenix49
kyles
wlabarron
Emile99
DenKyschuk
JakLocke
Tats14
kijadzel

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-18084378 Mon, 27 Oct 2025 15:00:00 -0400 1700 3 1 full false When Arthur met Worker B When Arthur met Worker B Okay, for folks not following my socials: I'm delaying release until October. In the meantime, have a short! It was Lukas's idea, and I think it turned out swell.

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]]> Okay, for folks not following my socials: I'm delaying release until October. In the meantime, have a short! It was Lukas's idea, and I think it turned out swell.

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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Thank you to the following freesound artists: 

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bulbastre
wlabarron
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craxic
anthousai
jitaynos
icedphoenix49

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-17794550 Fri, 05 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400 476 full false S1 Episode 7 Commentary S1 Episode 7 Commentary In which we discuss the intersection of visual and audio media, and also how tap dancing in the shower is a bad idea.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> In which we discuss the intersection of visual and audio media, and also how tap dancing in the shower is a bad idea.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-17578673 Mon, 28 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400 1132 full false S1 Episode 6 Commentary S1 Episode 6 Commentary In which we decide that Worker B would probably make a good serial killer.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> In which we decide that Worker B would probably make a good serial killer.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-17408688 Mon, 30 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400 1163 full false S1 Episode 5 Commentary S1 Episode 5 Commentary In which Morgan and Lukas discuss kitty churros and the origins of "layzor".

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> In which Morgan and Lukas discuss kitty churros and the origins of "layzor".

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com.
Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-17222749 Tue, 27 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400 1499 full false Season 3 Trailer Season 3 Trailer Record obtained from Apis Headquarters before drive destruction.

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Thank you to the following freesound artists: 

MAJ06175
NoKoLoKo
Joao_Janz
olichite


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]]> Record obtained from Apis Headquarters before drive destruction.

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists: 

MAJ06175
NoKoLoKo
Joao_Janz
olichite


music_for_video (pixabay)

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-17027228 Mon, 28 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400 306 full false S1 Episode 4 Commentary S1 Episode 4 Commentary We had a little... mic stability issue in this one, folks, especially in the first half of the episode. Hopefully that doesn't distract you from the wonder of wet spaghetti and psychedelics.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> We had a little... mic stability issue in this one, folks, especially in the first half of the episode. Hopefully that doesn't distract you from the wonder of wet spaghetti and psychedelics.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com.
Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-16882034 Mon, 31 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400 1570 full false Season 2: The Bloopening Season 2: The Bloopening I know it's hard to believe, but we actors are actually just fallible human beings like you. We flub lines, make stupid noises, and even swear at each other sometimes! But don't take my word for it. Here is a curated sampling of our less usable performances.

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Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. 

Thank you to the following freesound artist: 
magnuswaker 

]]> I know it's hard to believe, but we actors are actually just fallible human beings like you. We flub lines, make stupid noises, and even swear at each other sometimes! But don't take my word for it. Here is a curated sampling of our less usable performances.

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com.
Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. 

Thank you to the following freesound artist: 
magnuswaker 

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-16491974 Mon, 27 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500 569 full false S1 Episode 3 Commentary S1 Episode 3 Commentary In which codirectors Morgan and Lukas discuss being awkward customers, reference video games, and enjoy Rhianna's extremely fun first performance of Sierra Savannah the Space Karen.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> In which codirectors Morgan and Lukas discuss being awkward customers, reference video games, and enjoy Rhianna's extremely fun first performance of Sierra Savannah the Space Karen.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com.
Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-16153809 Mon, 25 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500 1862 full false S2E7 Research Station S2E7 Research Station In which we witness a long awaited, if brief, reunion.

Episode 14 Transcript link (coming soon)

This is the second season's finale, so we'll be taking a few months off to prepare for the next season. In the off season we'll get some bonus features out to you in the form of shorts and other goodies. If you want to get involved, fill out one of our Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A forms, which can be found here! Ask a character questions about their life and preferences, and we'll have them answer in person (characters not voiced by Lukas or Morgan will answer based on actor availability.)

Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com.
Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists: 
dumtrat
sillygrizzlies
erikh2000
pterydactyloptryx
fantozzi
samsterbirdies
adamlhumphries
pogmothoin
170084
jjbubo
tec_studio
robinhood76
davidou
kyles
newlocknew
ecfike
bennychico11
nachmahrtv

]]> In which we witness a long awaited, if brief, reunion.

Episode 14 Transcript link (coming soon)

This is the second season's finale, so we'll be taking a few months off to prepare for the next season. In the off season we'll get some bonus features out to you in the form of shorts and other goodies. If you want to get involved, fill out one of our Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A forms, which can be found here! Ask a character questions about their life and preferences, and we'll have them answer in person (characters not voiced by Lukas or Morgan will answer based on actor availability.)

Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com.
Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists: 
dumtrat
sillygrizzlies
erikh2000
pterydactyloptryx
fantozzi
samsterbirdies
adamlhumphries
pogmothoin
170084
jjbubo
tec_studio
robinhood76
davidou
kyles
newlocknew
ecfike
bennychico11
nachmahrtv

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-16005901 Mon, 28 Oct 2024 15:00:00 -0400 1985 full false S2E6 Real Fear S2E6 Real Fear  Winnipeg and Worker B talk with an old friend.

Episode 13 Transcript link (coming soon)

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists:  
northern87
iesp
lyrislite
170084
lukiacostello
pogmothoin
bennychico11
adamlhumphreys
erikh2000
studiobonk
rottako
cupido-1
dumtratt
orantalbot
nachtmahrtv
daveofdefeat2248
studiobonk
speedygonzo
tec_studio
trp
jjbubo

]]>  Winnipeg and Worker B talk with an old friend.

Episode 13 Transcript link (coming soon)

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. 
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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Thank you to the following freesound artists:  
northern87
iesp
lyrislite
170084
lukiacostello
pogmothoin
bennychico11
adamlhumphreys
erikh2000
studiobonk
rottako
cupido-1
dumtratt
orantalbot
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daveofdefeat2248
studiobonk
speedygonzo
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jjbubo

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-15824442 Mon, 30 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400 1205 full false S2E5 First Contact S2E5 First Contact Winnipeg and Worker B get to know one of the Lemarck natives.

Episode 12 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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newlocknew
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sidequesting
mpfeiffer
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lyrislite
170084
cueckermann
LG

]]> Winnipeg and Worker B get to know one of the Lemarck natives.

Episode 12 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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trp
newlocknew
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sillygrizzlies
icedphoenix49
robinhood76
sidequesting
mpfeiffer
lukiacostello
lyrislite
170084
cueckermann
LG

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-15640420 Mon, 26 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400 1153 full false S2E4 Memories S2E4 Memories Tomer and Ray deal with the captain's absence and re-contact Yannis, while B discusses her past with Winnipeg.

Episode 11 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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DaveOfDefeat2248
bennychico11
adamlhumphreys
erikh2000
giddster
ProductionNow
trp
yin_yang_jake007
relenzo2

]]> Tomer and Ray deal with the captain's absence and re-contact Yannis, while B discusses her past with Winnipeg.

Episode 11 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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erikh2000
giddster
ProductionNow
trp
yin_yang_jake007
relenzo2

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-15489675 Mon, 29 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400 1164 full false S2E3 Departure S2E3 Departure Two of our heroes leave in search of the Barkeep, because splitting the party is always a great idea.

Content warning: brief mention of pedophilia.

Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.

Episode 10 Transcript link

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JoelAudio
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dapperdaniel
bennychico11
quantumriver
DaveOfDefeat2248

]]> Two of our heroes leave in search of the Barkeep, because splitting the party is always a great idea.

Content warning: brief mention of pedophilia.

Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.

Episode 10 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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mlitty
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erikh2000
alexdarek
IcedPhoenix49
Idezem
JoelAudio
tosha73
dapperdaniel
bennychico11
quantumriver
DaveOfDefeat2248

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-15302933 Mon, 24 Jun 2024 12:00:00 -0400 1331 full false Oops All Bloopers Oops All Bloopers Step into the studio for an awe inspiring glimpse into our rigorous, no-nonsense recording processes. Also there are dirty jokes and dumb noises.

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magnuswaker

]]> Step into the studio for an awe inspiring glimpse into our rigorous, no-nonsense recording processes. Also there are dirty jokes and dumb noises.

 Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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Thank you to the following freesound artist: 
magnuswaker

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-15140598 Mon, 27 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400 710 bonus false Episode Delay Episode Delay Episode 10, "Departure", is going to be released at the end of June due to blackouts. Instead, we will release a blooper reel on the last Monday in May.

]]> Episode 10, "Departure", is going to be released at the end of June due to blackouts. Instead, we will release a blooper reel on the last Monday in May.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-15085651 Fri, 17 May 2024 07:00:00 -0400 47 bonus false S2E2 The Lady S2E2 The Lady In which Ray makes progress towards getting saved, and B insists she doesn't know a children's song.

Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.

Episode 9 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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ErikH2000
zigzagzen
MrAuralization

]]> In which Ray makes progress towards getting saved, and B insists she doesn't know a children's song.

Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.

Episode 9 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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Thank you to the following freesound artists:  
ErikH2000
zigzagzen
MrAuralization

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-14971814 Mon, 29 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400 1199 2 9 full false S2E1 Questions S2E1 Questions In the wake of the crash, the crew of the Mellifera turns to B for answers. She is unhelpful.

Episode 8 Transcript link

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BoilingSand
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avakas
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OranTalbot
dumtratt
ErikH2000

]]> In the wake of the crash, the crew of the Mellifera turns to B for answers. She is unhelpful.

Episode 8 Transcript link

Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!

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adamlhumphries
jacobmathiassen
BoilingSand
IESP
avakas
bennychico11
speedygonzo
drummerman
OranTalbot
dumtratt
ErikH2000

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-14759645 Sun, 24 Mar 2024 23:00:00 -0400 1689 2 8 full false Short - The Captain Helps Advertise, with bonus Barkeep scene Short - The Captain Helps Advertise, with bonus Barkeep scene Worker B regrets asking Captain Winnipeg to help out. Keep listening after the credits to hear the last answered audience question, directed at everyone's favorite robotic Barkeep.

Transcript can be found here.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Worker B regrets asking Captain Winnipeg to help out. Keep listening after the credits to hear the last answered audience question, directed at everyone's favorite robotic Barkeep.

Transcript can be found here.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-14573553 Mon, 26 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500 509 bonus false Short - C2C Audience Questions Short - C2C Audience Questions In which characters answer various audience submitted questions!

NOTE: One of our cast members got sick in the middle of recording questions, so one of the questions submitted is not included as part of this segment-- but fret not consumers! We will record and publish the missing question at a later date.

C2C Audience Questions Transcript

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]]> In which characters answer various audience submitted questions!

NOTE: One of our cast members got sick in the middle of recording questions, so one of the questions submitted is not included as part of this segment-- but fret not consumers! We will record and publish the missing question at a later date.

C2C Audience Questions Transcript

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-14392086 Mon, 29 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500 474 bonus false Short - Burnhart Fan Short - Burnhart Fan Worker B asks innocent questions about the captain's favorite film franchise with no ulterior motives whatsoever.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Worker B asks innocent questions about the captain's favorite film franchise with no ulterior motives whatsoever.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-14004206 Mon, 27 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500 364 bonus false Season 1 Questions and Answers Season 1 Questions and Answers Lukas asks Morgan questions about the inspiration behind and making of Crash of the Mellifera.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Lukas asks Morgan questions about the inspiration behind and making of Crash of the Mellifera.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-13869441 Sun, 29 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400 1061 1 bonus false S1 Episode 2 Commentary S1 Episode 2 Commentary Morgan and Lukas commentate episode 2-- and Morgan gives up on censoring out the explicit jokes.

Transcript link coming soon.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan and Lukas commentate episode 2-- and Morgan gives up on censoring out the explicit jokes.

Transcript link coming soon.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-13653047 Mon, 25 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0400 1697 bonus true Short- A Casual Conversation Short- A Casual Conversation The captain makes a call while out on a space walk.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> The captain makes a call while out on a space walk.

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-13469258 Mon, 28 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -0400 367 bonus false S1 Episode 1 Commentary S1 Episode 1 Commentary Join the voices of Winnipeg and Worker B as they discuss the making of the first episode of Crash of the Mellifera, with a special cameo from Lukas's dog.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Join the voices of Winnipeg and Worker B as they discuss the making of the first episode of Crash of the Mellifera, with a special cameo from Lukas's dog.

Transcript link coming soon.

 Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-13272146 Mon, 31 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400 1704 bonus false S1E7 The Crash S1E7 The Crash Winnipeg, Ray, and Tomer confront B on the bridge.

Episode 7 Transcript

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Winnipeg, Ray, and Tomer confront B on the bridge.

Episode 7 Transcript

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-13141696 Fri, 30 Jun 2023 20:00:00 -0400 1121 1 7 full false Short - Happy PrideTM Short - Happy PrideTM Quick note from Morgan: Episode 7 is running a little behind schedule and will likely not be airing on the last Monday of the month. I'm projecting completion by Friday the 30th at the very latest, but in the meantime enjoy this short courtesy of all the hardworking folks at Apis Industries (trademarked)!

Happy Pride Transcript

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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]]> Quick note from Morgan: Episode 7 is running a little behind schedule and will likely not be airing on the last Monday of the month. I'm projecting completion by Friday the 30th at the very latest, but in the meantime enjoy this short courtesy of all the hardworking folks at Apis Industries (trademarked)!

Happy Pride Transcript

Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com. All other songs and effects provided by Morgan Lane.  

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-13100811 Sat, 24 Jun 2023 20:00:00 -0400 435 1 6 bonus false S1E6 Safety Drill S1E6 Safety Drill Worker B succumbs to the age-old spaceship AI trope of attempted murder.

Episode 6 Transcript

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]]> Worker B succumbs to the age-old spaceship AI trope of attempted murder.

Episode 6 Transcript

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-12913508 Mon, 29 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400 1178 1 6 full false S1E5 Always Kill Again S1E5 Always Kill Again Worker B innocently attempts to improve productivity while the captain is distracted by his favorite movie franchise.

Special thanks to guest voices Mark and Anna Reisinger for their performance in "Always Kill Again."

Episode 5 Transcript

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]]> Worker B innocently attempts to improve productivity while the captain is distracted by his favorite movie franchise.

Special thanks to guest voices Mark and Anna Reisinger for their performance in "Always Kill Again."

Episode 5 Transcript

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-12708726 Mon, 24 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0400 1485 1 5 full false S1E4 The Survey S1E4 The Survey Worker B collaborates with the captain on a survey, leading to an interesting conversation.

Episode 4 Transcript

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]]> Worker B collaborates with the captain on a survey, leading to an interesting conversation.

Episode 4 Transcript

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"In The Dark- Flashes" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-12479287 Mon, 27 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400 1548 1 4 full false S1E3 Customer Appreciation S1E3 Customer Appreciation Worker B persuades a troublesome customer to help her in the ongoing investigation into Captain Winnipeg while the captain takes yet another unnecessary spacewalk.

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"April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

]]> Worker B persuades a troublesome customer to help her in the ongoing investigation into Captain Winnipeg while the captain takes yet another unnecessary spacewalk.

Episode 3 Transcript

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"April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-12330738 Mon, 27 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500 1823 1 3 full false S1E2 Fun with Winnipeg S1E2 Fun with Winnipeg Worker B tries every tactic she can think of to get more information on Captain Winnipeg. Meanwhile, Ray the head engineer makes an alarming discovery about the ship's communications issue.

Episode 2 Transcript

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Non-theme music and various sound effects obtained from pixabay.com.  All other songs and effects were provided by Sam Kitsch.

]]> Worker B tries every tactic she can think of to get more information on Captain Winnipeg. Meanwhile, Ray the head engineer makes an alarming discovery about the ship's communications issue.

Episode 2 Transcript

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Non-theme music and various sound effects obtained from pixabay.com.  All other songs and effects were provided by Sam Kitsch.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-12130054 Mon, 30 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500 1636 1 2 full false S1E1 Communications Error S1E1 Communications Error The spaceship Mellifera leaves for what promises to be a relaxing first voyage for cruise director AI Worker B– that is, until a malfunction and some unwanted questions throw a wrench in the works.

Episode 1 Transcript

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"April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. "Night Bossa" and various sound effects obtained from pixabay.com.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.

]]> The spaceship Mellifera leaves for what promises to be a relaxing first voyage for cruise director AI Worker B– that is, until a malfunction and some unwanted questions throw a wrench in the works.

Episode 1 Transcript

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"April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. "Night Bossa" and various sound effects obtained from pixabay.com.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.

]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-11931313 Mon, 26 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500 1600 1 1 full false Trailer - Seasons Greetings! Trailer - Seasons Greetings! Worker B tells you how to have a lovely winter solstice related holiday. Also that the first episode is coming out on December 26th.

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]]> Worker B tells you how to have a lovely winter solstice related holiday. Also that the first episode is coming out on December 26th.

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-11754728 Wed, 23 Nov 2022 21:00:00 -0500 89 1 1 trailer false Trailer - Help Wanted Trailer - Help Wanted Worker B and Captain Winnipeg make an advertisement to lure new waitstaff and maintenance workers to the Mellifera as the departure date of their next cruise approaches.

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]]> Worker B and Captain Winnipeg make an advertisement to lure new waitstaff and maintenance workers to the Mellifera as the departure date of their next cruise approaches.

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]]> Morgan Buzzsprout-11754720 Wed, 23 Nov 2022 21:00:00 -0500 127 1 1 trailer false