The Real Tea

Episode 63: Heat Rises

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Black Ops 2 Zombies, gas, lactose intolerance, inclement weather, saving loved ones, fish sandwiches, Reubens, tornado movies, microdosing, airplanes, multi-generational households, Hey Arnold, "best by" dates, and more!

Episode 62: 5 Monkeys in a Cage

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 12:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss various cultures, real estate, guiding clients, googling stuff, contractors, sewer lines, inspections, bad Realtors, and more!

Episode 61: Two Generation Appetizer

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss keeping it 100, lender videos, food trucks, veganism, smelling salts, ADHD, rewarding behaviors, Sing, bullying, skepticism, parenting, and more!

EPISODE 60: AI? Again?

Tue, 13 May 2025 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss AI making commercials, listing descriptions, mammal births, Slow Punk'd, gaslighting, offensive terms changing over time, Realtors struggling in the market, working with investors, and more!

Episode 59: An Empire of Ottomans

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss AI deepfake videos, social media, generational gaps, garages, feminism, poop, furniture, Genghis Khan, sugar daddies, and more!

Episode 58: Ozempic 2.0

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Taylor Swift, the correct pronunciation of "Kelce", human existence, Donald Trump, John Mulaney, declawing cats, gender identity, public schools, encyclopedias, and more!

Episode 57: Brilliant Mind Basketball

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss Taylor Swift, Vontae Davis, billionaires blowing themselves up, basketball, customer service, homeless people, Zootopia, windshield washer fluid, human centipede, peeing in pools, manic people, and more!

Episode 56: I'm the Dirt the Totem Pole Sits In

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 06:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss high school band, bullying, evolution, John Mayer, tchotchkes, the internet, the political season, Starbucks, fifth third bank, the Baader-Meinhof effect, and more!

Episode 55: Fast Food and the Dumps it Gives Us

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 06:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss sauces, Rueben sandwiches, menial jobs, Penn Station, bidets, memes, gifs, copypasta, Diddy, horror movie trailers, zoos, and more!

Episode 54: Ghostbusters SVU

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 11:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss "poppers", South Park, Supernatural, sticky boo boo, anxiety, hot dogs, Wendy's, Jewish names, Christmas, violence as an answer, baby kneecaps, and more!

Episode 53: Killed by a Cold Caller

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss Bobby Kennedy, the dying lady, beauticians for corpses, personality tests, drive thru voice, Temu, e-commerce, Tiger King, Grizzly Man, Luciver, self-control as a destructive habit, and the presidential debate!

Episode 52: Heteronormative Family Dynamics

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss male hobbies and email accounts, ADD vs ADHD, inner monologues, "Something Happened", asking people questions, Jeep ducks, confidence vs comfortability, the housing market, and more!

Episode 51: Melding our Toxicities

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Uranus chocolate, hoarders, explaining the internet to older people, "The Traitors", vikings, "Don't Look Up", what we would have been like if we lived a long time ago, and more!

Episode 49: When Coffee is Your Downer

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss their favorite carnival foods, communism, how drugs affect people differently, face blindness, mental math, how to pronounce "extravaganza", Jeff Bezos, Santa, food deserts, and more!

Episode 48: Oats, Grains, Wheats, & Thins

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 18:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss how AI is tricking the elder generation, death row inmates, messing with other professionals, alcohol, dementia, dolphins, deep fakes, the Saw movies, if candy is actually used for child abduction, and more!

Episode 47: The Mongrels

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 14:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss theft, Von Maur, feeling old, the Vatican, letters from home, ADHD flare ups, flow states, executive disfunction, Boolean logic, pool passes, and more!

Episode 46: The Rationalization of the Autistic Mind

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 13:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh talk about Schrodinger's cat, selecting hot dogs, nuanced opinions, child rearing, politics, legalizing marijuana, the extinction of cigarettes, dark parts in family movies, reading Twilight in church, and more!

Episode 45: When Animals Evolutionize

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss the NFL draft, vendor quotes, idiotic realtors, the secret life of octopode, fantasy football, changing flat tires, bipedal gorillas, geese, and more!

Episode 44: What's Up My DNA?

Tue, 28 May 2024 12:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss new construction homes, sentient DNA, solipsism, the Office, the new Fallout show, how we conduct ourselves in public, Costco, Hotel Rwanda, and more!

Episode 43: Did You Have Computers In School?

Tue, 14 May 2024 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss door to door salespeople, if we still need to know how to read, talking to kids about death, chiropractors, static vs dynamic characters, nihilism, victim complexes, and more!

Episode 42: Rude is the Right Path

Tue, 07 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Josh's racial ambiguity, hardest internet laughs, when things seem to good to be true, New York, cereal, Eric Andre, Al Gore, Twilight, P Diddy, autism, babies, and more!

Episode 41: A Hobbit Asking for Directions

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss buyers' agents, Boomers, the National Inquirer, Youtube, the Matrix, Bachan's Japanese Barbeque sauce, September 11th, homeless people, and more!

Episode 40: You're the Target-er

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss the plight of women, homeless people, moon cycles, patent vs latent defects, weep holes, ITIN's, algorithms, international foods, and more!

Episode 39: The Anonymityville Horror

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss sewer lines, bad Realtors, offer expirations, lawsuits, Married at First Sight, feminism, The Good Place, school shootings, spam calls/messages, marketing, and more!

Episode 38: Two Girls, 1 Cupcake

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss a viral feud with McDonalds, Parks and Rec, reality tv, various business ideas, churches, chipmunks, holding in flatulence, and Josh getting old and grumpy!

Episode 37: Dance, Monkey

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss bulls**t blowoffs, murder investigation, missed appointments, when clients lie, dabbing, the definition of a broker, Kobayashi, and more!

Episode 36: Your Last Delusion of Grandeur

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss crazy For Sale By Owner's, private agent remarks, grooming clients, Realtors on social media, lead generation, old headshots, and the Hulu original movie "Self Reliance"

Episode 35: You're Actually a Pimp, My Dude

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss Sarah's unhealthy amount of IDGAF, handrails, when your clients lie to you, solving a murder, why businesses raise their prices when sales are down, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, how people wipe their butts differently, shrimp, and more!

Episode 34: Big Head on a Little Body

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss fantasy football (sorta), Shane Gillis's new Netflix special, becoming conservative, getting kicked off the school bus for bad behavior, how height may play a role in demeanor, a trip to Lambert's, bullying, 9/11, and more!

Episode 33: Hashtag Petty

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss pontoon boats, getting the team together, Skittles, taking off the training wheels, condo associations, mean energy, The Price is Right Listing Agreements, AVM's and how misleading they can be, and more!

Episode 32: The End of Days

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss how the world's always about to end, the Barbie movie, gender roles, rigged American Idol voting, parent-child relationships, bravado from home sellers, setting good expectations, and more!

Episode 31 - Stay Safe Out There

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Josh's celebrity moment, Sarah's low point in life, pregnancy tests, Sam's Club, Josh's bout with gout, wishing you could tell a client "I told you so", Jeffrey Dahmer's 2-bedroom apartment, trustworthiness, The Rathskellar, anxieties, and more!

Episode 30: Vienna Sausages on a Toothpick

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Josh's computer dying, geographical confusion, why MIBOR sucks, behaviors of smokers, therapists, choosing a career, appropriate length of vacation, international trips, and more!

Episode 29: You Can Lay an Egg a Month

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss inspection responses, Norm Macdonald, Good Will Hunting, laundromats, Homesnap, Craigslist's missed connections, 1 bed and 1 bath houses, 5-year-old excuses, hoarding vs not hoarding, and new cold case shows on Netflix!

Episode 28: It's a Fork

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss the mountain of paperwork for buyers in NC, a recent robbery, the r-word, agents who want to call and talk about everything, people with trust issues, the Catholic church, Ru Paul's Drag Race, AGT, Borat, the Amazing Jonathan, and more!

Episode 27: Someone is Dead so I Could be in Band

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss teachers having vendettas, Parks & Rec, I Heart Huckabees, Bert Kreischer, political leanings, shitting on Kansas, adding "tucky" to the end of town names, spousal tolerance levels, South Park, Jack Handey, the game of Life, and more!

Episode 26: You Can Hide Your Weed in Here

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss scary moments in real estate, religious FSBO's, building rapport with buyers, narcissism, Josh's experience at a Which Wich, inaccurate settlement statements, other agents hating on our business model, and indicators that maybe your Realtor isn't the greatest!

Episode 25: Don't Sniff the Exhaust

Tue, 30 May 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah, Josh, and Daniel get together for our first in-person episode! We discuss Daniel's mini farm, the lifespan of tortoises, adopting and fostering kids, 90 Day Fiancee, the code of ethics, mock trials, shoplifting, ways people learn, careers now vs yesteryear, home inspections, and more!

Episode 24: That's From Spongebob

Tue, 23 May 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss how to tell when it's a good time to buy or sell real estate, cold cases, Nelson Mandela, Rick and Morty, mold remediation, defects, lead paint, escalation clauses used to lowball an offer, nervous Realtors, and more!

Episode 23: Can I get my shotgun back?

Tue, 16 May 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss the infamous and overused "It's gonna be May" meme, upcoming White Stag agent reviews, Sarah getting recruited, "I Survived a Crime" on Netflix, furniture shopping, a vacuum repair shop, picky eating, and more!

Episode 22: Dwayne Wade

Thu, 11 May 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss how homeless people are kind of like geese, Sarah's bout with coronavirus last week, Josh going "viral" on Tik Tok, how your attire can make you more or less approachable, not caring what people think about you, "The Alpinist", and a societal victim complex.

Episode 21: Unless They're Hot or Robin Williams

Tue, 02 May 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Sarah's status as a social media celebrity, indoor smoking, The Truman Show, being a stick in the mud, Sarah's college experience at ATM, cartography, how social pressure keeps Josh from soiling himself, donating to the troops, a psychopathic real estate agent, and living in an overly litigious society!

Episode 20: New to the Market - Cell 14 Special Guest: Louis Schaefer

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Josh and Sarah and guest Lou Schaefer discuss nepotism, nature vs nurture for Karen'ing, sharpening vs honing, leaving reviews for businesses, social media (like always), and the Secret Service!

Episode 19: Ovary-Acting

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 12:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss social media, Kanye West, hooking as a profession, dog food, the word "gordita", Chef Neville, guns in cars, the Josh McNary story, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, lockboxes, and booking showing tours!

Episode 18: When Did Plumbing Happen?

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 12:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss Rick and Morty, coddiwompling, computer coding, self-employment, regulars from old jobs, social media over the years, the Baja men, chewy ice, Miss March, online schooling, and more!

Episode 17 - The Great Marketing Campaign SPECIAL GUEST Jeremy Miller

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Sarah, Josh, and special guest Jeremy Miller discuss selling skateboards, hating school, building self-worth through relationships, mental healthy, the constant barrage of advertisements and whether they're effective or not, RDF (Resting Douche Face), brain chemicals, and more!

Episode 16: With That Being Said

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 19:00:00 -0400

Sarah and Josh discuss eyebrow threading, microblading, witch hazel, antitrust legislation, things Sarah's momma has said, inspection responses, turnover rates in real estate, learning French, and more!

Episode 15 - Turtle Reassignments

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 14:00:00 -0400

Sarah, Josh, and special guest Austin discuss college education, federalists vs anti-federalists, dolls, Better Help, transaction coordinators, email organization, ADHD and procrastination, Ren & Stimpy, Womansplaining, and more!

Episode 14: SPECIAL GUEST: Mabel Herrera | That's What I Want From my Gas Station...Intimacy

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 14:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh are joined by guest Mabel! Topics include spoiler alerts galore, how White Stag got it's name, the movie "Parasite", how much everyone likes to see Saw, hispanic coworkers, Rule 34, Kobayashi, MIBOR, tennis quotes, flat earth, solipsism, and more!

Episode 13: 1 Cat and 2 Cat Corpses

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss murder houses, hoarder houses, catheters, being a professional with kids versus without, fast food jobs, cabbage, conspiracy theories, and atomic structure!

Episode 12: Norm Macdonald's Sexuality

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss bad Realtors, teachers, what classifies pigs as indoor vs outdoor, selling yourself to prospective clients, the difference between working with sellers or buyers, how training can be a form of procrastination, getting fired at Pizza Hut, "Dexter", solving murders, and more!

Episode 11: "4 Stars, I'll See You in Hell"

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh AND DANIEL (our first guest) discuss the daunting task of Valentine's Day every single year, vacationing, human trafficking, bad Realtors, how to show value to consumers, the real estate appraisal process, and more!

Episode 10: 2 People Struggling with ADHD

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 16:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss algorithms, lead generation, the low commission model in real estate, stimmies, transaction coordinators, bad Realtors, a very distasteful vacuum repair shop experience, bad lenders, and more!

Episode 9: Kicked Out of Heaven Because I Went Feral

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss seller's disclosures in Indiana versus North Carolina, "caveat emptor", the Long Island Medium, living forever, being "systems oriented", DISC profiles, things bad Realtors do, and more!

Episode 8: Shittin' the Bed

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Josh and Sarah discuss Las Vegas, therapists, growing up with social media, the 34th floor of the JW Marriott, lying to people, security guards with complexes, pagers, "Pressure Cooker" on Netflix, and Josh's recent traffic violation!

Realtor's Have Feelings Too | Episode 7

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 12:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss some morbid "Would You Rather"s, things we didn't expect in real estate, the sharkiness of Realtors, real estate commissions, the reminder that you're always interviewing, principles of management, naming a company, risotto, lack of originality in movies, and good AND bad teachers we had in school!

Can't we all just settle this over a pint? | Episode 6

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss the World Cup, a bowl of onions, celebrities killing people and getting away with it, butt crack wounds, The Office, real estate, blanks on contracts, and chiropractors!

Are we getting canceled already? | Episode 5

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 10:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss the new pandemic happening now, spotting "Patient Zero", airport security, touching aura's, grocery store checkout aisles, engineers' mistakes, laundry tips, the thoughts behind non-profit companies, and the plight of minority groups!

A Karen Moment: The Story

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss a crippling experience at Chick fil-a, IT challenges, quitting horrible jobs, 48 Hours, Face Blindness, and much more.

Will you marry me, Bo Burnham?

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 14:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss Rick and Morty (which was bound to happen), Black Friday, consumerism in general, college, rods and cones, starting a business, the importance of considering other peoples’ perspectives, Bo Burnham, being collar-blind, and crazy people.

What's The Hidden Fee

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 14:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss new realtors, taking perceived "risks", the worst thing that can happen in any given scenario, the over-monetization of literally everything, Duck Tales, Doritos Locos Tacos, how weird our timeline is getting due to how quickly things happen nowadays, and how kids learn!

Episode 1: Spilling the Tea

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Sarah and Josh discuss what it must be like to work at Sport Clips, being a "stick in the mud", Walmart vs Target, a proposed "Non-Solicitation of Business Direct Communication Request" form, dying on hills, and the throes of living with ADHD!