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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Pod Is On! This week, Jack takes us for a walk around Ben Nevis, whilst Jordan finally ends the football. But what will he replace it with? Why doesn't Jack get any sleep? Will the Poddy EVER be this Gurt again?! ]]></itunes:summary>
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