After a tragic loss of a game file, we're rushing to the end of Black 2 and White 2 so we can regrettably move on to the 3DS era of Pokémon. So long, Unova, we hardly knew ye. My flights of Swanna sing thee to thy rest.

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We're back yet again! This week we go on quite a hike to take on the Dragon master Drayden in Opelucid City. Can you say "Flygon"?

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We battle the best Unova has to offer(?) and then make our way through an impossible cave on our way to the highflying girl to take on the gym this week. Hopefully we pass with Flying colours.

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We travel across to yet another bridge and see far too many hotels as we delve into the depths of Diftveil City and hit paydirt! Careful, Clay, you might get buried if you keep your head stuck in the sand.

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Another shocking adventure to the Amusement Park city! The air is electric as we check out the many attractions of the area: take in a game, put on a play, perhaps go for a date? When it comes to the Ferris wheel, the sky's the limit! But enough of this emotional roller coaster! Just tune in, already!

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We visit the big city and fail to find the sewers in this installment of the Route to Victory Road. Join us as we battle around Castelia and talk about all the things that Bug us about art. This episode will give you the creeps!

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Time to drop the beat(down) as we face off against the Rocker who is Poison on the Stage! Roxie is about to change her tune when we rock her socks off to a hip-hop bop. Shuffle your expectations as we stomp the yard this week in the Virbank Complex and Gym!

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We are finally back! We begin the first true sequels in the Pokémon franchise! 

Everything is different, yet, somehow the same as we visit new places, familiar faces, and a new teams and personas as we journey once again through the Unova region! 

Follow along every weekend, updated Fridays!

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We finish (almost) everything left to do in Black & White! It has been a long road with this game, but we are finally at the end! (or perhaps, calling it quits) Looking forward to future endeavors!

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This week we fail to become champions, but we successfully fail with style! Listen in as we contend with the Elite 4 of the Unova Region, put an end to Team Plasma's dark designs, and fulfill our role as a hero of legend this week on the Route to Victory Road!

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The past and future combine in this Episode of RVR. Our past regrets are that we couldn't release this future episode in the present! But it is here now, and it's full of future promise and past lessons to help us take on the Dragon Master pair and prepare for the tough road of the Route to Victory Road ahead!

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We weren't quite far ahead enough to finish the leg this week, so here's a brief discussion on Gen V and all the games leading up to it and our feelings about them!

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Around and around we go in the labyrinth of Twist Mountain until we reach the swamp lands of Icirrus City. If it were Winter, it would be a lot more thematic, the sight of the city would have put ice in our veins, but instead the reception was luke warm. 

The leader of the gym, Brycen "Ice Mask" Brycen, tries to give us an icy stare, but we leave him out in the cold this week as we drift into victory and bog down this bogey.

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Through the cave and into the air field! We take on the High Flying Girl this week and put some spirit Pokémon to rest as we travel to the North Eastern town of scattered flowers. Breeze on through the city with us!

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We plumb the depths of the Driftveil Cold Storage for answers about why Team Plasma wants to end the world. Clay the hick gets in the way, and then we bury him in his favourite place. Throw on your mud stompers, it's time to get dirty and down to business.

Also, a lot of 5s in the title of this one.

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The competition is electric and the sparks fly this week as our duo light up Team Plasma and their King is shockingly revealed. Get amped for the high voltage potential! Also, Elesa is there somewhere, too. Zap. 

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We head across the Skyarrow Bridge into the big city to take on Burgh the "Premier Insect Artist". Getting lost in the streets and taking in the beats, we also unlock secrets long lost to the franchise.

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Journey with us as we take a tour of the Nacrene City Museum and get stumped by the impossible quiz that opens the way to take on Lenora, the "Archeologist with Backbone", the Nacrene City Gym Leader. But to be honest, her Normal-type Pokémon don't stand a Fighting chance.

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It's a whole new region and game series as Jaylee and Mack dive into the Black and White versions of Pokémon! New place, new Pokémon, and of course, new challenges! Join us for this all new journey! 

P.s. Sorry for the weird audio pops, I tried my best!

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We throw in the towel on HeartGold and SoulSilver. It's time for a new adventure, but that doesn't mean we won't be back to clean up the missed opportunities in the future! Hopefully you enjoyed your time with us in Generation IV, now it's on to the future of Pokémon in Black and White!

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There was an issue with my mic being too quiet in this episode. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but at least we're not late by any more weeks! 

Here is the Elite 4 episode! Finally!

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Little bit of a different episode this week, as both Jaylee and I are very busy in our personal lives at the moment! We just sit down and have a chat about our journey so far, hope you all enjoy!

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Clair clears the air with flair as her debonaire pair of Dragonair challenge us to pare. Au contraire, prepare as our rare mares fare their fair derrieres with care! Spare the tare of the hippocampus extraordinaire! We douse the flare there. There, there.

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Pryce's Ice frosts twice as nice as we roll the dice on the precise slice to vice these mice.

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Yet again, Jasmine is the shortest leg, so we took up going to the Safari Zone as well to round out a few more numbers in our Pokédex and get some back up options for the future. The Iron Wall-Defense Girl has been crushed in the surf, and now it's time to head to Mahogany town as there are rumors of some strange happenings.

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Finally back after being sick for a few weeks! 

Mack and Jaylee take on Chuck, the man who lets "His Roaring Fists Do the Talking". We also did a little training and catching this week, but mostly, Mack was just sick.

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Mortified, Mack met with Morty. Meeting might milk a mistaken impression. The master of the macabre mete out mighty, meanacing moves. Mack must have metered why they call Morty the Mystic Seer of the Future. Magically, Mack managed to maintain a majority manor and eke out a minor mission accomplished.

Jaylee jumped the joint and judged the job joyeous! Jaws of defeat jacketed no jargon in her journey journal. Jealous.

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In this heart-pounding episode, our determined hosts sets their sights on the bustling Goldenrod City. First, a lovely stroll through Ilex Forest with some familiar faces. With the Nuzlocke rules in full effect, every step is fraught with anticipation, and the stakes have never been higher. The real challenge lies within the pretty walls of Goldenrod City Gym, where Gym Leader Whitney awaits. Known for her deceptively powerful Normal-type Pokémon, Whitney's Miltank is infamous for its Rollout attack, a move that has left many Pokemon in shambles.

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Bugsy proves to be more of a challenge for the Nuzlocke Newbies, but the pair still emerge victorious! No insect can Bug us for long! We smash the Walking Bug Encyclopedia and prepare to take on Ilex Forest next!

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A brand new journey in a familiar region in the second half of season 4! Join us on our re-visit to Johto in Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver! It's a whole new place, with a brand new attitude, but we still look forward to you coming along for the ride with us!

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We finally make it to the elite 4 in our 50th episode! Jaylee's dream comes true as we leave this slow ride of a series entry in the dust. But will both hosts make it through to the Champion!? Tune in and find out!!

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Happy New Year everyone! 

We aren't quite done the game yet due to holidays and work and procrastination. BUT! Here is a special episode in lieu of our final episode for DPPt! Hope you all have your thinking caps on! 

P.S. 2 quick Corrections for the episode: Stufful *is* Normal/Fighting; and Darkrai is the "Pitch Black Pokémon".

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We help Gerard Way get over seasonal depression this holiday after we climb the worst mountain in the series! This was supposed to come out two days ago, but editing was delayed! Merry Belated Christmas!

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The weather outside is frightful, there's a chill in the air. Time to take on the frozen ice queen with a warm spirit, Grandis!

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We challenge the man with the Steel-hard Body this week after taking on Iron Island with the Mysterious Movie tie-in....I mean, Stranger Ranger.

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First we navigate the fog on the way to Celestic to learn the secrets of the Mirage Pokémon, and then prepare for a fright as we face off against Fantina and her math based gym? What is that about!?

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Come with us for a walk through the marshlands, but don't step on a Shellos! We take on the Pastoria Great Marsh and Gym this week!

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This week sees us facing off against the Barefoot Fighting Genius, Maylene, for the Cobble Badge. This leg sees the Super Contest Hall as we pass through Hearthome. It also reintroduces the Department Store! Good Sh*t Lemonade, ho!

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We meet the Team Rocket of this generation, and kick them to the curb twice, while making our way to Eterna City this week. Join us for our nature walk with Cheryl!

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After a brief hiatus, our hosts return to Season 4! Welcome to the Sinnoh region, follow us as we explore the original 4th generation titles (much to our chagrin).

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Here is a longer episode to cover the last sections of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen versions! It's been a lot of fun playing these remakes (though, perhaps a little too soon after the originals.) but now is the time for us to move on! Excuse the short hiatus while we catch up on some things in our personal lives and head into the 4th Generation of Pokémon! See you soon, on the Route to Victory Road!

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Dear viewer! Disregard the deception of days past! Destiny has dealt her daring due and it dawns as a daily double! Dutifully we detain and dismantle the dacquoisic dabbling of the dirt daddy and his dastardly dabchicks until they descend into dacryorrhea. The delightful duo, that do the duels, dash dawnward daintily like daemonistic daffodils, definitely dapper in demeanor. Dare to dream of the damage caused upon the four left deep in the depreciable disposition of Elitism, while the disillusioned delinquents deploy declaratory determinism to leave the dolts despondent and distrustful. Daylighting as draughtsmen for destruction of one delusional dork who would call himself champion before the true deserved delegate is deliberately disastrous due to disgusting deterence. Dismay not, however, for the discourse is done and now develops the directive that I may lay down my dictionary.

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Behold our battle with the boisterous, bald bae! Babied by behest of our bitter babu. Who both before you have brought down bequieted by barely being bested until bravely bawling be believed best. Bemoaning his beating, Blaine blamed brothers Rocket for baring badness on the beast below the Cerulean burrough. Blithe, we bore him benevolence and balmy blessings. Bye-bye!

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Eyes on, ears listening. Earthlings, enjoy this exciting engagement while we eclipse this effete esper. Elegize the eidolon's emphatic ejection as we effect and egress the ectoplasm until it effluxes eeriely into the educible ether. Eglomise our eastward eradication so it may echo through the echelons and the erstwhile egoist can enact an ecumenic effigial emblem, e'ermore. Effortlessly, we embark with elevated elegance toward emboldened embodiement of excellence!

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We vehemently vie for the valiant victory over the vainglorious venomous villain. Viciously we vacate the vista with the vast versatility of our vivacious vocation. We leave the vapid vagabond vulnerable via the vicissitude of our valorous verve so that he might only vape vichyssoise for vitality. Vault your vaccines, vigorous ventures veer vividly in this venue!

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Gather on the green ground as we gallop a generous gale at this gregarious gorgeous gal. Her genial gilding will be nothing but gabber as we gage her with the gaff of our gathering. Do not gad about, the gable will be gabelled as the gargantuan gaillardias take gah after gah until they are gagged and gadrooned. Gone are the gestures of gaily greetings, go now to gainliness!

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Roll out the zabagliones. In this zany episode, we take on the zestful zaftig of the Vermilion City Gym! The zappy zone added a zing to our zeal, but don't zakat the zabutons, yet! We'll zig through the zephyr and zip that zealot at the zenith of the zapateado, zagging so hard we send the zamindaries back to the zaibatsu with a bag consisting of zaffre and zaatars that was once a zealous zaddy in a zeptosecond. Zygophyllaceous.

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What a wonderful watery wander! Misty wastes us with the weighty wisdom of wild Water-types! That wasn't true, but alliteration is fun! Liquidation is the name of the game in this episode! Surf on over and catch the latest episode!

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Welcome BACK to the Kanto Region, Pokéfans and PokéManiacs! We're excited to be back after our brief hiatus, and we're back in the region that started it all with the first remakes (FireRed and LeafGreen) in the main series titles! We hope you enjoy our gimmick this season as we try to create PokéCouples in-game! Wedlocke is the name of the game (with our own twist, of course) and there will be many hills and valleys, and Poké-tears along the path to be the best PokéMatchmakers!

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Gear Up for the final instalment of the Ruby and Sapphire games! Shelter yourself from the Behemoth Bash of the Meteor Mash from the Champion! Will we Spin Out, or will we Make It Rain as we drop the Gigaton Hammer on this Iron Head? One thing is for sure, you will hear the Metal Sound of the Doom Desire on both sides as we fight Metal Claw to Iron Tail against the Iron Defense of the Champion! Sorry if the puns are a Gear Grind!

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Sorry to have left you out in the Sheer Cold, but we've used Return! What's that in the Mist? An Avalanche? Don't jump the Water Gun, however, beyond the Aurora Veil is a Waterfall of Surf! The leader of Sootopolis may employ a Hail of Ice puzzles, but he'll Soak our Pokémon within his Hydro Vortex of Liquidation! Listen as we Dive into the Aqua Ring and Clamp a victory from this Bubble brain. Stay tuned for the finale!

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In case you have Amnesia, there's no time to Rest! Imprison the Gravity of the situation as we Power Split the Barrier in the next leg of our journey! It won't take a Miracle Eye to imagine the Future Sight after all the Confusion settles down and the Magic Room has been conquered. We leave the leaders with a Shattered Psyche when we unleash our Stored Power, and then we cast an Eerie Spell so that MacKenzie can Instruct us about an unusual Pokémon. Join the Expanding Force of the Pokéfans and Take Heart! We will show you the Light That Burns the Sky!

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You've heard the Chatter! It's time for a Sky Attack as we Fly into this next leg of the journey and take on the Fortree City Gym Leader, an Aerial Ace who will cause a Hurricane of trouble! Will our Pluck be enough to withstand the Aeroblast of her Acrobatics? Can we possibly Bounce back with the help of last week's Tailwind? Find out in the current Sky Drop!

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Another Normal episode this week as we Take Down the Petalburg City Gym Leader, our Father! The twins Tackle and Thrash the Mean Look of the family patriarch, and you'll Screech at the Supersonic Extreme Speed of the Endeavor. Will he succumb to the Feint, or is it a Fake Out and he will Endure? Only one way to find out, Follow Me. After You Chip Away at this latest episode, Work Up the Swagger to Celebrate with us if we were able to Captivate you with our Entertainment!

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Time for a Fire Blast on this Sunny Day as we take on the Inferno that is the Lavaridge Town Gym Leader. We face the Heat Wave of her Magma Storm as she leads us through a Fiery Dance of Flare Blitz. Will she Incinerate our hopes of winning, or will we leave her Mind Blown in this Sacred Fire battle of the ages! Things are starting to Burn Up, but don't Overheat, follow us on a Sizzly Slide this week, and don't forget to tell us what you think! Let's have a Pyro Ball!

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Hear that Eerie Impulse? It's Thunder on the horizon this week as we make a Wild Charge against the Mauville City Gym Leader. Nuzzle up to a loved one as you catch up on our Rising Voltage and experience the Double Shock of this week's Discharge. We have an Electro Ball as we face off against the Plasma Fists of this Stoked Sparksurfer, but will this Spark our downfall? Or will we ride that Thunder Wave into the Electric Terrain of victory! We hope to Electrify you this week with our Parabolic Charge of a Podcast, for your entertainment, and we won't even Charge.

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Our Revenge is nigh! Detect the Superpower of our Mach Punch. We shouldn't have to Hammer Arm you into catching this Submission. Quick Guard yourself from the Collision Course and Counter the Low Sweep as we Circle Throw the Dewford Town Gym Leader with our Final Gambit. No Retreat! This episode is an All-Out Pummeling!

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A rolling stone gathers no moss, it's time for an epic showdown in season 3!! Roxanne tries to lay the Smack Down on us by showing us the Ancient Power of her Rock-type Pokémon! We Rollout into the Hoenn region and into the Sandstorm of the Rustboro City Gym. Hopefully it will not become our Rock Tomb! Join us on our journey!

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We finish up our Johto Journey this week with a Rolling Kick to our foes! We show our Growth and prove our Strength as we blow through the end game at Supersonic Extreme Speed! Thunder will sound from the Agility that we demonstrate, our Superpower will make the Earthquake. Minimize the chance of being caught in the Barrage and Safeguard yourself by tuning in to the Psywave and following along with our Pursuit! Our Rage continues from Morning Sun til Moonlight. Get ready to Howl in this finale!

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We Teleport to the end of the gyms in Kanto this week as we take on the 4 remaining Gym Leaders (in our own Pseudo-Elite 4). Will the 4 remaining leaders Imprison us in their Vise Grip? Or will their attacks Bounce off of us without a Scratch? Clamp on and Detect the Signal Beam directly into your mind as we Crabhammer them into having Amnesia! Or maybe all we can do is Glare at their Iron Defense? I don't know, I'm not a Mind Reader! Return next week for the thrilling Encore!

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This week it's a Double Slap as we take on the Tomboyish Mermaid and the Nature-Loving Princess! We Slam, Stomp, and Slash (and sometimes Flail) our way through Struggle after Struggle. Can we Detect the Feint Attack and Endure? Or will a lack of Forsight lead to our Last Resort in an Outrage? Follow Me as the Sparks Fly, and look forward to the Encore!

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Doo do doot do dooo doo! We take the gyms two at a time in the new region as the dynamic duo continues through the Gold and Silver games, this week! Will we be shocked by the Lightning Lieutenant? Or will the Master of Psychic Pokémon hold us in a trance? Answers to those questions and more await!

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We Wrap up Johto as we Tackle the Elite 4 and Thrash them at Supersonic speed! You don't have to be Psychic to guess how this one went, it was a Struggle! After the Smack Down we take some time to Recover, and then Lick the Champion as well! What a Nightmare!

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This week we took some time to finish some side questing in the Johto Region before heading up to Victory Road! Sorry for the delay, but we hope you find this week enjoyable all the same!

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This week the duo was really in a Bind. The Vise Grip of time was not on their side, so this episode is late. We apologize! But the Pay Day has come! 

We Thrash Team Rocket before heading off to face the Dragon Rage of our newest opponent, the Blackthorn City Gym Leader. 

Hopefully our Counter will be enough, and we've gone through enough Growth to Endure the Magnitude of her Dragonbreath. Show your Rage or Withdraw, there's going to be an Explosion!

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This week we Drill Run the Nightmare of Mahogany Town. We handle Team Rocket and their Acid Armor, we Detect their Toxic Gas and force them to Withdraw. But, there is an Icy Wind on the horizon. Can our duo face the Blizzard? No time to Rest, we must Sharpen our resolve and Return to our Pursuit with Extreme Speed!

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This week, we lay the Smack Down on Jasmine and.... that's it. But! We also share our thoughts on a movie we watched!

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We've had some time to Bulk Up and also to Focus Energy. Now the time has come to Detect the moment for a Submission. Cianwood City Gym Leader, Chuck, has no Counter for our Dynamic Punch! Regardless of our Superpower, it'll be a Close Combat. Tune in!

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This week we Lick the leader of the Ecruteak City Gym, who didn't stand a Ghost of a chance. I'm sure he'll Curse our name and cast a Mean Look in our direction after the Nightmare we put him through. In the Confusion, I forgot to mention his team, but they were Not Very Effective, and therefore, failed their Pursuit.

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Time to Pick Up where we left off and show off our Big Pecks with this Submission. We Hammer Arm the Goldenrod City Gym Leader this week as our Struggle continues through the Johto Region! Prepare your Milk Drink and tune in!

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The Signal Beam has gone out, come check out what the Bug Buzz is all about! We Lunge at our opponent hoping to Leech Life from him, but after his Attack Order, the First Impression has been made. Quiver, Dance, Fly it won't matter, we'll Beat Up this Bug bearing buster till he's bruised and bleating for the bashing to break.

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The 2nd Season begins! Follow Me into the Johto Region as we ride the Tailwind into the second generation of games! Can our hosts Endure the Barrage of new features and bugs!? Forsight into Falkner's forte would favourably fortify the foray of our friends! Tune in now!

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P.L. This episode is a little late due to sickness, and we mention having a good weekend, and mention the date, etc. Please forgive us!
We Explode back into the scene with a Barrage of hard hitting Slashes to our opponents in this Fire Blast of an episode! After a much needed Rest, Mack and Jaylee are ready to Take Down the Elite 4! This episode promises more Frustration, more Rage, more Charm, and more Sweet Kisses? (I dunno, I'm still sick) So tune in to the final episode of season 1!
P.S. I accidentally had myself turned way up, and Jaylee way down at the start of the episode, but that's only until the first break, then I was able to fix it.

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- - Attention All Super Nerds - -
There is nothing wrong with the description of this podcast or the contents of the audio therein. This is a completely normal broadcast with absolutely no tampering of any kind. As for the identity of the unmentioned 8th Gym Leader? Who can say if we will ever know who runs the Gym in Viridian City. Not I, Theomore Roockevelt Grunt.
That is all. Carry on with your lives and make sure to leave your Pokémon unattended! And remember: completely unaltered audio. No tampering.

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There were some problems with the audio in this one, but I tried to fix them as best as I could!
We Bite off as much as we can chew in this blazing battle against Blaine, the Fire-type gym leader. Will we Fly above the Lava Plume? Or will he Stomp us into the Surf? Lend us a Helping Hand by Kricketuning in to find out!

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We did a little reshoot of our original trailer to make it shorter, and a whole lot sweeter. We hope you tune in to experience the journey along with us!

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In today's mind-bending episode we Recover our usual shorter format and Beat Up Sabrina into Submission. Contrary to that: is our Rival a Silph Co Start-up, or a Rocket Recruit? Time to Cut to the chase: Marsh Badge, here we come!

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Good Eeveening! This is our l o n g e s t episode yet! We Scratch the surface on Safari Zone while preparing for the Toxic battle against Koga. Hope you enjoy this Submission, it's time for a Rest -_-

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It's time for Growth! Dig the new episode as we Counter the mistakes of our previous episode and Seismic Toss our rival for this week: Erika, the Celadon City Gym Leader! Absorb this week's knowledge on the Fly!

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What a Submission! I (Mack) have to admit that I'm having issues coming up with Poképuns today because I said a bunch of things this week that are incorrect ^_^ please forgive me, I will own up to it next week and correct myself, promise! As I Flail for the truth this week, Bounce on over to Vermilion with the RVR crew! RVR is getting a Pay Day while we give Surge a Tail Whip! Read less

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We Rollout from Pewter City and Roar through Mt. Moon just to Splash into Cerulean City! Can't Douse our spirits on the Surf, however. Take Down the Water-type Gym Leader, Misty!

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Join us on the first steps of our Pokémon journey as we receive our first Pokémon, Whirlwind through Veridian Forest, and Tackle the Trainer with Rock-hard determination: Brock the Pewter City Gym leader! Don't Bide your time, now is the moment for a Quick Attack!

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