Mon, 11 May 2026 18:04:34 -0400 http://totalsidebar.com en © 2026 Total Sidebar yes 697dcebd-4118-53de-a97f-29ec8c8bfef3 Total Sidebar episodic true Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Total Sidebar https://storage.buzzsprout.com/jmz9wexrtzrf6v405jgdagu6vf1f?.jpg http://totalsidebar.com Episode 149: Chase Down That Bigfoot, Start Up That Four Square Game, and Let's All Have a Nice Serving of Tuna! Do you wonder why the Loch Ness Monster hasn't checked in lately? Do you like talking to random strangers, regardless of how they might feel? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so fire up this episode and we'll get random together!

]]> Do you wonder why the Loch Ness Monster hasn't checked in lately? Do you like talking to random strangers, regardless of how they might feel? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so fire up this episode and we'll get random together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-19160365 Mon, 11 May 2026 18:00:00 -0400 3960 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#bigfoot,#cincodemayo,#tunasandwich,#dunebuggy,#qualitybanter 8 149 full true Episode 148: Fill Up That Pita Bread, Call Out That Terrible Parking Job, and Let's All Take An Uber With Tiger! Do you think Cadbury Creme Eggs deserve their own food group? Do you want to slap AI for being such a suck-up? Well, we do too, so crank up this one and we'll be grouchy together!

]]> Do you think Cadbury Creme Eggs deserve their own food group? Do you want to slap AI for being such a suck-up? Well, we do too, so crank up this one and we'll be grouchy together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-18999471 Sat, 11 Apr 2026 17:00:00 -0400 3658 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenniferpalmer,#tigerwoods,#cadburycremeeggs 8 148 full false Episode 147: Vote Out That Groundhog, Load Up Those Cocoa Puffs, and Let's All Have a Pee-Gasm! Do you think slow dancing should be banned at house parties? Do you believe fasting is simply procrastinating, so just eat already? Well, we are right there on your logic train, so tune into this one and we'll groove with some snacks together!

]]> Do you think slow dancing should be banned at house parties? Do you believe fasting is simply procrastinating, so just eat already? Well, we are right there on your logic train, so tune into this one and we'll groove with some snacks together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-18699805 Tue, 17 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0500 3848 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenniferpalmer,#chocolatecereal,#olympics,#peegasm 8 147 full false Episode 146: Kick Off That Road Trip, Ignore That Personal Trainer, and Let's All Hug Picklaus Cage! Do you think sleeping qualifies as a hobby? Do you feel confident you could outsmart a giant hornet? Well, you sound like our kind of over-achiever, so fire up this episode and we'll rule the world together!

]]> Do you think sleeping qualifies as a hobby? Do you feel confident you could outsmart a giant hornet? Well, you sound like our kind of over-achiever, so fire up this episode and we'll rule the world together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-18482552 Fri, 09 Jan 2026 16:00:00 -0500 4025 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#nicholascage,#heatedrivalry 8 146 full false Episode 145: Turn Off That Dateline Episode, Throw Away That Germ-Magnet Sponge, and Let's All Barf On A Celebrity! Do boring people know that they're boring? Do pot pies have to always have the consistency of mucus? If these questions are keeping you up at night, text us cause we're up too, and we can listen to this one together!

]]> Do boring people know that they're boring? Do pot pies have to always have the consistency of mucus? If these questions are keeping you up at night, text us cause we're up too, and we can listen to this one together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-18192686 Fri, 14 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0500 3516 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#harrystyles,#potpies,#georgeclooney 7 145 full false Episode 144: Yell At That Ice Maker, Insult That Relative, and Let's All Scarf Down Some Schfood! Do you wish you had a Pumpkin Valet right about now? Do you think eating a large pizza yourself is just another day at the office? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so let this episode rip and we'll burp pepperoni together!

]]> Do you wish you had a Pumpkin Valet right about now? Do you think eating a large pizza yourself is just another day at the office? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so let this episode rip and we'll burp pepperoni together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-18012258 Tue, 14 Oct 2025 16:00:00 -0400 4056 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#pumpkins,#tomjones,#schfood 7 144 full false Episode 143: Whiten Up Those Yellow Teeth, Wear That Broken Wristwatch, and Let's All Watch A Guy Fix Something! Are you earning a graduate degree in nonsense? Are you afraid of being trapped in an elevator because you're very regular? Well, these are issues we know well, so turn this one up and we'll solve life together!

]]> Are you earning a graduate degree in nonsense? Are you afraid of being trapped in an elevator because you're very regular? Well, these are issues we know well, so turn this one up and we'll solve life together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-17833806 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 11:00:00 -0400 3599 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#crookedteeth,#sidebar,#funnywomen,#comedytalk 7 143 full false Episode 142: Mop Up The Spilled Milk, Say No To Toddler Parties, and Let's All NOT Sing at the Campfire! Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!

]]> Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-17661391 Tue, 12 Aug 2025 16:00:00 -0400 3562 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#pancakes,#summer,#spilledmilk,#disneygoldpass,#chuckmangione 7 142 full false Episode 141: Ditch That Kebab, Slide Into Those Merrills, and Let's All Bring On The Freon! Do you worry about whether to be hot or pretty? Do you always drop your shish kebab mushrooms through the grate? Well, instead of worrying, just crank up this episode and we'll get it all solved for you!

]]> Do you worry about whether to be hot or pretty? Do you always drop your shish kebab mushrooms through the grate? Well, instead of worrying, just crank up this episode and we'll get it all solved for you!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-17523695 Thu, 17 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400 3132 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenpalmer,#merrills,#chappellroan,#holidays 7 141 full false Episode 140: Slurp Down That Iced Tea, Wipe Off That Ketchup Smear, and Let's All Live In A Bear Cave! Do you wish rocking chairs would be outlawed? Do you get your science information from Land of the Lost? You seem like the type of rebel we'd like to hang with, so plug in this episode and we'll all act superior together!

]]> Do you wish rocking chairs would be outlawed? Do you get your science information from Land of the Lost? You seem like the type of rebel we'd like to hang with, so plug in this episode and we'll all act superior together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-17363651 Thu, 19 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0400 3582 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#landofthelost,#funnywomen,#icecreamsandwich 7 140 full false Episode 139: Step On Those Legos, Forget About That Cold Plunge, and Let's All Hijack a Parade Float! Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.

]]> Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-17215090 Fri, 23 May 2025 10:00:00 -0400 3400 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#romperstompers,#frosties,#wendy's,#movies,#johnhamm 7 139 full false Episode 138: Plug In Those Cornrows, Fire Up That Bellydance, and Let's All Eat Stale Peeps! Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!

]]> Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-17043298 Fri, 25 Apr 2025 12:00:00 -0400 3670 #totalsidebar,#sidebar,#ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenpalmer,#peeps,#matlock,#kathybates 7 138 full false Episode 137: Pick Up That Hula Hoop, Outswim Those Piranhas, and Let's All Marry Our Cumins! Do you worry that someone's B.O. will follow you are everywhere? Are you pretty sure that a billion dollars will buy inner peace? Well, those are massive questions for us too, so fire up this episode and let's smell rich and happy together!

]]> Do you worry that someone's B.O. will follow you are everywhere? Are you pretty sure that a billion dollars will buy inner peace? Well, those are massive questions for us too, so fire up this episode and let's smell rich and happy together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-16801526 Sun, 16 Mar 2025 15:00:00 -0400 3585 #ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenpalmer,#whitelotus,#piranha,#billionaire,#hulahoop,#funnywomen 7 137 full false Episode 136: Jump On That Vespa, Fry Up That Tuna Melt, and Let's All Uncap Some Acorns! Do you think dunking in a chocolate fountain makes complete sense? Have you mistaken a wig for a guinea pig? If you answered yes, then you belong right here, so turn it up and we'll be just a little bit different from the other kids together.

]]> Do you think dunking in a chocolate fountain makes complete sense? Have you mistaken a wig for a guinea pig? If you answered yes, then you belong right here, so turn it up and we'll be just a little bit different from the other kids together.

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-16633147 Sun, 16 Feb 2025 16:00:00 -0500 3318 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#guineapigs,#johnmayer,#chocolatefountain 7 136 full false Episode 135: Make Like a Tree, Stockpile Those Snowballs, and Let's Start The New Year Right Do you love making resolutions just so you can forget them in a week? Are you absolutely convinced that you were destined to ride around in fancy sports cars 24/7? You seem like our kind of overachiever, so tune in now and we'll rule the world together!

]]> Do you love making resolutions just so you can forget them in a week? Are you absolutely convinced that you were destined to ride around in fancy sports cars 24/7? You seem like our kind of overachiever, so tune in now and we'll rule the world together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-16485923 Wed, 22 Jan 2025 16:00:00 -0500 3461 #ellencomley,#jenniferpalmer,#alexshumway,#totalsidebar,#sidebar,#snowballs,#snowballfight,#trees 7 135 full false Episode 134: Jump In That Volcano, Take Off Those Damp Pants, and Let's Get Super Wishy-Washy Do you wish crudite platters were outlawed? Is your idea of a "dream job" a job without any work involved? You sound like you have a solid grip on what's what, so join us on the pod and we'll laze our way into the New Year together.

]]> Do you wish crudite platters were outlawed? Is your idea of a "dream job" a job without any work involved? You sound like you have a solid grip on what's what, so join us on the pod and we'll laze our way into the New Year together.

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-16325135 Sun, 22 Dec 2024 16:00:00 -0500 3615 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#totalsidebar,#sidebar,#funnywomen,#crudite,#volcano 7 134 full false Episode 133: Twist That Allen Wrench, Put On That Leopard Print, and Let's All Eat Mushy Stuffing Do you think Alaska is the funniest state? Does your bucket list consist of planning to make a bucket list? Sounds like you roll the way we roll, so tune on in to this one and we'll be non-achievers together!

]]> Do you think Alaska is the funniest state? Does your bucket list consist of planning to make a bucket list? Sounds like you roll the way we roll, so tune on in to this one and we'll be non-achievers together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-16177491 Tue, 26 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0500 3651 #totalsidebar,#sidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#alaska,#latenight,#conanobrien,#turkey 7 133 full false Episode 132: Try On That Puffy Coat, Load Up That Candy Corn, and Let's All Down Some Jen & Tonics! Do you believe the sweetest love language consists of huggin' and tuggin'? Do you believe that a spray tan can ward off evil spirits? If you answered yes to either of these, please join us for this jamboree and we'll be believers together!

]]> Do you believe the sweetest love language consists of huggin' and tuggin'? Do you believe that a spray tan can ward off evil spirits? If you answered yes to either of these, please join us for this jamboree and we'll be believers together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-15937912 Wed, 16 Oct 2024 12:00:00 -0400 3851 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#candycorn,#willandharper,#puffycoat,#riverdance,#lordofthedance 7 132 full false Episode 131: Chew Those Pepitas, Hand Out Those Filberts, and Let's All Pass The Yo-Yo Exam! Do you wish your toilet would give you a pat on the back sometimes? Are you wondering why anyone bothers baking pumpkin seeds? Well, we're clearly on the same wavelength, so tune in now and we'll get everything shipshape!

]]> Do you wish your toilet would give you a pat on the back sometimes? Are you wondering why anyone bothers baking pumpkin seeds? Well, we're clearly on the same wavelength, so tune in now and we'll get everything shipshape!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-15769529 Tue, 17 Sep 2024 14:00:00 -0400 3685 #totalsidebar,#ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#halloween,#dancingwiththestars,#beetlejuice,pommelguy 7 131 full false Episode 130: Jump That Pommel Horse, Dodge That Bird Poop, and Let's All Hang With Snoop! Are you trying hard not to buy Halloween candy before October? Do you wish there was a boycott on walnuts in brownies? Well, we feel your stuggles and are here to help, so just turn this one up and all will be right with the world!

]]> Are you trying hard not to buy Halloween candy before October? Do you wish there was a boycott on walnuts in brownies? Well, we feel your stuggles and are here to help, so just turn this one up and all will be right with the world!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-15594721 Fri, 16 Aug 2024 13:00:00 -0400 3367 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#olympics,#snoopdogg,#kellyclarkson,#pommelhorse,#funnywomen,#womentalk 7 130 full false Episode 129: Chug That Syrup, Slow Dance To That Fast Song, and Let's All Drink Irish Car Bombs! Are you wishing you could win free meatballs for life? Do you still struggle to figure out the difference between an ottoman and a hassock? Well, go ahead and put your feet up because we're going to solve these major problems together!

]]> Are you wishing you could win free meatballs for life? Do you still struggle to figure out the difference between an ottoman and a hassock? Well, go ahead and put your feet up because we're going to solve these major problems together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-15443884 Sat, 20 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0400 4046 #ellencomley,#sidebar,#totalsidebar,#alexshumway,#jenpalmer,#maplesyrup,#olympics,#prettywoman,#guinness,#karenread 7 129 full false Episode 128: Fly Off Of That Hammock, Pickle Those Cucumbers, and Let's All Wear Olympic Condoms! Are you sick of people speaking Pig Latin? Would you roll in poison ivy if it made you rich? If both your answers are yes, then turn this one up because we are right there with you! 

]]> Are you sick of people speaking Pig Latin? Would you roll in poison ivy if it made you rich? If both your answers are yes, then turn this one up because we are right there with you! 

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-15302426 Mon, 24 Jun 2024 11:00:00 -0400 3681 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#condoms,#poisonivy,#olympics 7 128 full false Episode 127: Stomp On That Ant Colony, Trim Back That Pixie Cut, and Let's All Run From The Pythons! Are you ready to breakdance at the Olympics? Do you have a serious crush on an animated character? Well, there are some people here who say yes to both, so crank up the volume and we'll get weird together!

]]> Are you ready to breakdance at the Olympics? Do you have a serious crush on an animated character? Well, there are some people here who say yes to both, so crank up the volume and we'll get weird together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-15159643 Wed, 29 May 2024 16:00:00 -0400 3707 #benandjen,#ellencomley, #jenniferpalmer, #jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#hardseltzer,#weddingdress 7 127 full false Episode 126: Put On That Parachute, Don't Touch That Netty Pot, and Let's All Track Down The Funky Bunch! Do you believe cookie-baking is an Olympic Sport? Are you sure that you'd be a criminal if you could be invisible? Well, sounds like we're peas in your pod so turn this one up and we'll achieve world domination together!

]]> Do you believe cookie-baking is an Olympic Sport? Are you sure that you'd be a criminal if you could be invisible? Well, sounds like we're peas in your pod so turn this one up and we'll achieve world domination together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-15007560 Sat, 04 May 2024 12:00:00 -0400 3805 #ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenpalmer,#funkybunch,#wahlbergs,#pancakes,#olympics 7 126 full false Episode 125: Mark Up That White Board, Chew On That Dried Fruit, and Let's Get a Tom Cruise Cake! Are you worried about werewolves managing their hair growth? Do believe that semi-colons can be thrown around like candy? Well, we live on the same wild side you do, so buckle up and we'll howl at this episode together!

]]> Are you worried about werewolves managing their hair growth? Do believe that semi-colons can be thrown around like candy? Well, we live on the same wild side you do, so buckle up and we'll howl at this episode together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-14859917 Tue, 09 Apr 2024 17:00:00 -0400 2673 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#tomcruise,#whiteboard,#vampire,#werewolf,eclipse, eclipse women 7 124 full false Episode 124: Jump On That Jet Ski, Plug In That Nose Ring, and Let's All Fire Up The Dream Machine! Did you always wish you were as cool as Duncan Hines was? Have you worn your shoes on the wrong feet all day  and not noticed? Well, your wavelength is our wavelength so fire this one up, and we'll jet ski through life together!

]]> Did you always wish you were as cool as Duncan Hines was? Have you worn your shoes on the wrong feet all day  and not noticed? Well, your wavelength is our wavelength so fire this one up, and we'll jet ski through life together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-14675637 Tue, 12 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0400 3629 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#sidebar,#totalsidebar,#duncanhines,#cakefrosting,#kardashian,#catemiddleton 7 124 full false Episode 123: Give Up That Ice Cream Cake, Strap On Those Platform Shoes, and Let's All Be Caitlin Clark! Are you weirded out by adult thumb-sucking? Are you in favor of public wedgie-picking? Well, you're speaking our language, so tuck in to this episode and we'll fix the world together!

]]> Are you weirded out by adult thumb-sucking? Are you in favor of public wedgie-picking? Well, you're speaking our language, so tuck in to this episode and we'll fix the world together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-14531135 Mon, 19 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0500 3648 #ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenpalmer,#funnywomen,#totalsidebar,#sidebar,#caitlinclark,#taylorandtravis 7 123 full false Episode 122: Shut Off That Fitness App, Fight Off That Brain Freeze, and Let's All Fire Up The Paper Cutters! Are you tired of angry mobs being angry? Have you dreamed of making ice cubes shoot out your fingers? Well, you are clearly our kind of people, so mix yourself an icy cocktail and turn this one up!

]]> Are you tired of angry mobs being angry? Have you dreamed of making ice cubes shoot out your fingers? Well, you are clearly our kind of people, so mix yourself an icy cocktail and turn this one up!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-14354416 Mon, 22 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0500 3841 7 122 full false Episode 121: Knock Back That Mouthwash, Pass Me The Funyuns, and Let's Make Gifts at the Penal Colony! Are you upset that somone invented something called the "Smitten?" Are you ready to outlaw man buns once and for all? We are so right there with you, so snuggle up with us and we'll fix the world together!

]]> Are you upset that somone invented something called the "Smitten?" Are you ready to outlaw man buns once and for all? We are so right there with you, so snuggle up with us and we'll fix the world together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-14225203 Sun, 31 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0500 3184 7 121 full false Episode 120: Pull On Your Mitten-Gloves, Open Up Your Book of Lifesavers, and Let's All Spit On-Stage! Is your dream winter day hibernating in a bear den? Do you worry that senior citizens are just too needy? You have full agreement from this crew, so turn this one up and get cozy now!

]]> Is your dream winter day hibernating in a bear den? Do you worry that senior citizens are just too needy? You have full agreement from this crew, so turn this one up and get cozy now!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-13970803 Tue, 14 Nov 2023 12:00:00 -0500 3339 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#goldenbachelor,#mittens,#popcorn,#lifesavers,#hamilton 7 120 full false Episode 119: Chew Up That Candy Corn, Weave In Those Extensions, and Let's All Party With Ghosts Do you pass out when someone burns the popcorn?  Are you nervous that the ghosts in your house don't really like you?  We have the same big issues, so sit on down, and we'll figure 'em out together!

]]> Do you pass out when someone burns the popcorn?  Are you nervous that the ghosts in your house don't really like you?  We have the same big issues, so sit on down, and we'll figure 'em out together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-13816446 Fri, 20 Oct 2023 14:00:00 -0400 3487 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#candycorn,#ghosts,#ashtonkutcher,#milakunis,#popcorn 7 119 full false Episode 118: Pin On Your Kilt, Strap On Your Tuba, and Let's All Munch a Banana Peel! Are you pretty sure you're better at everything than everyone else?  Are you ready to sing and dance in front of your celebrity crush - without shame?  If your answer is yes, the Sidebar is right there with you, so tune in now!

]]> Are you pretty sure you're better at everything than everyone else?  Are you ready to sing and dance in front of your celebrity crush - without shame?  If your answer is yes, the Sidebar is right there with you, so tune in now!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-13618283 Tue, 19 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0400 3441 #totalsidebar, #sidebar, #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#georgeclooney,#harryconnick,#johnhamm,#funnywomen 7 118 full false Episode 117: Belt Up Your Trench Coat, Style Up Your Bouffant, and Let's Tattoo Our Face on Our Face! Would you ever put lemon juice on pancakes?  Would you ever rent an airbnb without a toilet plunger?  Yeah, we wouldn't either so turn this one up and we'll all complain together!

]]> Would you ever put lemon juice on pancakes?  Would you ever rent an airbnb without a toilet plunger?  Yeah, we wouldn't either so turn this one up and we'll all complain together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-13464147 Thu, 24 Aug 2023 11:00:00 -0400 3290 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer#alexshumway,#sidebar,#totalsidebar,#pancakes,#grimace,#waffles,#funnywomen,#funnytalk 7 117 full false Episode 116: It's Another Repisode! We're wrapping up our summer break with a tasty blast from the past - did someone say "candy cigarette??" The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!

]]> The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-13375865 Wed, 09 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0400 3425 #ellencomley,#alexshumway,#jenpalmer,#totalsidebar,#sidebar,#funnywomen,#summersidebar,#candycigarettes,#marthastewart 7 116 full false Episode 115: It's a Repisode! Take a summer break and enjoy one of our favorite vintage selections. Remember the Goat discussion??? Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats.  Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!

]]> Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats.  Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-13257463 Thu, 20 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0400 2999 7 115 full false Episode 114: Fry Up Those Sardines, Help Florida Secede, and Let's All Lounge With The Pandas! Are you a proud member of the Grimace Generation?  Do you have a fear of hair-pulling ghosts?  Well, you sound like our soulmate, so listen in and we can do some heavy bonding!

]]> Are you a proud member of the Grimace Generation?  Do you have a fear of hair-pulling ghosts?  Well, you sound like our soulmate, so listen in and we can do some heavy bonding!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-13152919 Mon, 03 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0400 3626 #ellencomley,#jenpalmer,#alexshumway,#floridasucks,#desantissucks,#grimace,#grimaceshake,#ryanseacrest 7 114 full false Episode 113: Slice Up That Club Sandwich, Slide Down a Rainbow, and Let's All Dock the Yacht! Do you worry that your fonts are too aggressive?  Do you use Cold Play to talk about your feelings?  Well, we do too, so tune in and we'll be emo together!

]]> Do you worry that your fonts are too aggressive?  Do you use Cold Play to talk about your feelings?  Well, we do too, so tune in and we'll be emo together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-12974302 Sun, 04 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0400 3563 7 113 full false Episode 112: Put On That Mermaid Bra, Chomp on Those Fritos, and Let's All Date Some Steves! Do you hate trying to get out of an Adirondack chair?  Do you always burn the roof of your mouth eating pizza?  Well, we live those nightmares too, so turn this up and we'll recover together!

]]> Do you hate trying to get out of an Adirondack chair?  Do you always burn the roof of your mouth eating pizza?  Well, we live those nightmares too, so turn this up and we'll recover together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-12888622 Sun, 21 May 2023 09:00:00 -0400 3429 #ellencomley #jenpalmer #alexshumway #fritos #doritos #adirondackchair #mermaid 7 112 full false Episode 111: Slide Into That Bathrobe, Avoid That Hairless Cat, and Let's All Head to MILF Manor! Do you think doghouses are a cozy getaway? Would you like to see a cage match between Lizzo and Dolly?  Well, we're as weird as you are, so tune in and we can compare notes!

]]> Do you think doghouses are a cozy getaway? Would you like to see a cage match between Lizzo and Dolly?  Well, we're as weird as you are, so tune in and we can compare notes!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-12712292 Mon, 24 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0400 3544 7 111 full false Episode 110: Put On Those Polka Dots, Dial Up That Boy Toy, and Let's All Jump Some Bones! Do you watch too many bible movies?  Are you worried about an attack from a Komodo Dragon? Well, we get you 100 percent, so come cozy up with us right now!

]]> Do you watch too many bible movies?  Are you worried about an attack from a Komodo Dragon? Well, we get you 100 percent, so come cozy up with us right now!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-12577697 Mon, 03 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -0400 3245 7 110 full false Episode 109: Spoon Up That Marshmallow Fluff, Jump Aboard That Great Dane, and Let's All Ride Home on Dragons! Are you tired of squaredancing by yourself?  Is Marshmallow Fluff your favorite food group?  Well, sounds like you belong in our club, so come tune in right now!

]]> Are you tired of squaredancing by yourself?  Is Marshmallow Fluff your favorite food group?  Well, sounds like you belong in our club, so come tune in right now!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-12423709 Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:00:00 -0400 3471 7 109 full false Episode 108: Stockpile That Valentine Candy, Kick Out Those Bitchy Roommates, and Let's All Pick On Rihanna! Do you think wartime trenches might be cozy?  Do you wonder if Cirque du Soleil will ever stop reproducing?  Well, we are trapped with the same questions, so let's fire this one up and get them answered!

]]> Do you think wartime trenches might be cozy?  Do you wonder if Cirque du Soleil will ever stop reproducing?  Well, we are trapped with the same questions, so let's fire this one up and get them answered!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-12250193 Tue, 14 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0500 3415 7 108 full false Episode 107: Pass the Fried Chicken, Throw Out Your Loofah, and Let's All Pick on Tom Hanks! Do you get high on the smell of new books?  Do you think stubbing your toe is hilarious?  Well, we do too, so fire this episode up and we'll celebrate our oddness together!

]]> Do you get high on the smell of new books?  Do you think stubbing your toe is hilarious?  Well, we do too, so fire this episode up and we'll celebrate our oddness together!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-12065386 Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:00:00 -0500 3513 7 107 full false Episode 106: Whip Up That Chex Mix, Clean Up That Toxic Waste, and Let's All Wear Corsets to Work! Do you think a mortuary job would be fascinating?  Do you celebate your "half-birthday" - or even know what it is?  Well, we are right there with you, so plug this one in, and let's get chatting!

]]> Do you think a mortuary job would be fascinating?  Do you celebate your "half-birthday" - or even know what it is?  Well, we are right there with you, so plug this one in, and let's get chatting!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-11885556 Fri, 16 Dec 2022 13:00:00 -0500 3330 6 106 full false Episode 105: Head For The Far Side, Air Out Those Stinky Uggs and Let's All Party in Your Penthouse! Did you forget to make the sweet potato casserole and nobody missed it?  Did you receive cleaning supplies as a gift - and wonder if it's an insult?  Well, sounds like you need some stuff figured out, so let us help you.  Crank this one up on high!

]]> Did you forget to make the sweet potato casserole and nobody missed it?  Did you receive cleaning supplies as a gift - and wonder if it's an insult?  Well, sounds like you need some stuff figured out, so let us help you.  Crank this one up on high!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-11739514 Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:00:00 -0500 3645 6 105 full false Episode 104: Put On Your Melon-head, Dig Out Those Sex Toys, and Let's All Ride a Cowboy! Did you misplace your Smart Car recently?  Are you looking forward to being kidnapped by pirates?  Well, we like the cut of your jib, so join us right now!

]]> Did you misplace your Smart Car recently?  Are you looking forward to being kidnapped by pirates?  Well, we like the cut of your jib, so join us right now!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-11616838 Wed, 02 Nov 2022 10:00:00 -0400 3195 6 104 full false Episode 103: Pick Them Apples, Shuck That Candy Corn, and Let's Christian Mingle! Is the thought of eating liver not "liver-ating" to you?  Do you have no interest in learning what "chicken grit" is?  Well, take a walk on the wild side and tune in anyway - right now!

]]> Is the thought of eating liver not "liver-ating" to you?  Do you have no interest in learning what "chicken grit" is?  Well, take a walk on the wild side and tune in anyway - right now!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-11407836 Thu, 29 Sep 2022 11:00:00 -0400 3159 6 103 full false Episode 102: Boil That Broccoli, Sniff That Cinnamon, and Let's All Date Hugh Grant! Do you wonder how long facial hair can really get?  Are you buying a new outfit for the Papal Conclave?  Well, you're as weird as we are, so turn this one up loud!

]]> Do you wonder how long facial hair can really get?  Are you buying a new outfit for the Papal Conclave?  Well, you're as weird as we are, so turn this one up loud!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-11246111 Thu, 01 Sep 2022 17:00:00 -0400 3691 6 102 full false Episode 101: Water That Cactus, Peel Off That Facial Mask, and Let's All Be Hot Lumberjacks! Does saying "succulent" make you salivate?  Would you give up chocolate so you can curse at the entire world?  Well, we are right there with you, so tune in immediately!

]]> Does saying "succulent" make you salivate?  Would you give up chocolate so you can curse at the entire world?  Well, we are right there with you, so tune in immediately!

]]> Total Sidebar Buzzsprout-11106867 Tue, 09 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -0400 3517 6 101 full false Episode 100: Let's Live Til 100 So We Can Make 100 More of These Damn Things! Do you hide 100-dollar bills in your underwear?  Do you pop cupcakes like they're breath mints?  Well, that's how we celebrate too, so come join the party right now!

]]> Do you hide 100-dollar bills in your underwear?  Do you pop cupcakes like they're breath mints?  Well, that's how we celebrate too, so come join the party right now!

]]> Buzzsprout-10971278 Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:00:00 -0400 3756 6 100 full false Episode 99: Get Out of That Tanning Booth, Set Up That Tablescape, and Pass the Crab Rangoons! Total Sidebar tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1303225540 Mon, 11 Jul 2022 08:03:47 -0400 3516 false Episode 98: Pack Your Cigs For Paris, Turn Down The Soccer, and Let's Get Judgey In The Elevator! Total Sidebar tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1288173556 Wed, 15 Jun 2022 16:32:30 -0400 3361 false