What We Do In The Subway

Episode 42: It Ain't That Big

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -0400

OUR FINAL EPISODE!!! Thank you so much for all of your support and love. This show was to prove to ourselves that we could stick to a project for an entire year without quitting, and we absolutely did it! Please stick around until the end for a sneak peak at our next big project, Roll For You: Arcane Train! We have worked on this project for close to 2 years now, so we are so excited to finally be able to release it.

Roll For You: Arcane Train Information...

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Episode 41: The Gripper Getter

Thu, 25 May 2023 05:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about the new NYC cryptid and discuss the incredible film making scene in Washington Square Park!

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Episode 40: GET A CAR!!!

Thu, 11 May 2023 05:00:00 -0400

This week, Sam talks about some down bad grannies just looking to boogie, and Ross shares a story that came in just under the wire!

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Episode 39: Ross Is Broken (w/ Moss Jones & Katie Lynn Sinicki)

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross finally reaches a breaking point with the show being larger than ever before. Sam and Ross are joined by Moss Jones and Katie Lynn Sinicki for a most chaotic double date! Will Ross's marriage still be in tact on the other side? Only time will tell.

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Moss's Instagram: @mosstopher_jones

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Episode 38: The Albino Gators of NYC (w/ Devin Wieser)

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 21:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam are joined by Devin Wieser! We talk about the deadly subway stroke, the underground gators of NYC and dinning and dashing!

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Episode 37: Man Exposes Himself At The Museum Of Natural History

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 21:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about everything from late night bar encounters, to Saint Patrick's day shenanigans, to peeing on the rails on the subway platform!

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Episode 36: Little Grippers

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 15:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about how grocery story alien discussions and the casual brandishing of a gun on your way home. Home sweet home!

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Episode 35: Elephantis Of The Nuts

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0500

This week, Sam and Ross talk about some insane dollar slice stories and discover some New Yorkers have a gift for slam poetry about VERY upsetting topics!

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Episode 34: Aliens Are Here

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:00:00 -0500

This week, Ross and Sam talk about their awful college choices and the fact that aliens are here and we should just accept our new overlords. Meanwhile, 30 rats in a trench coat pose as a Karen to eat car wires! It doesn't get much better than this!

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Episode 33: Darius McCollum

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 03:00:00 -0500

New week, new episode! This week, Ross and Sam talk about the folk hero, Darius McCollum. After that it's all down hill. You can't beat this mans story....

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Episode 32: There Is A Portal To Another Dimension In The NYC Subway Tunnels

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0500

WE'RE BACK! This we, Ross and Sam catch up on what has been going on over the holidays and delve into the mystery people getting off the train mid-journey!

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Podcast mentioned mid show: Drinks On Dusty

Episode 31: Shrek Is A Libertarian Who Lives On Staten Island

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 01:00:00 -0500

Oh joy of joys! Another week of taking forever to actually talk about the city! This week, Ross and Sam talk about how Shrek taught us all to be freaks and how we handled the start of the pandemic in the city.

For the video featured on todays episode, check out: @fibulaa on TikTok!

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Episode 30: I'VE GOT THE MAGIC IN ME!

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This week, Ross and Sam decide that this show needs more Ben Platt and muggings. These two things are unfortunately mutually exclusive.

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Episode 29: No Good Guy Needs To Say "I'm 100% A Good Guy"

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This week, Ross and Sam talk about the incredible world a drug balloons outside of concerts and discuss the desperate need to pee in a city with no public restrooms.

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Episode 28: "I Didn't Steal Your Tip Jar! THIS Is What You Saw!" (w/ Katie Sinicki)

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This week, Ross and Sam are joined by Katie Sinicki! Join us as we talk about bible thumpers on the train and having your money stolen your first day on the job!

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Episode 27: The Time I Met Mr. Cookies (AKA, Jim Carrey)

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This week, Ross and Sam talked about more famous people you can run into in the city (AKA, Jim Carrey), how getting publicly naked makes you all powerful and a community can come together to stop a girl from sitting if poop!

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Episode 26: LaGuardia Airport Isn't Letting Staff Go Home!

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This week, Ross and Sam test the waters of a potential new segment, Promptblems! Meanwhile, they discus the possibility the no one ever truly leaves LaGuardia Airport...

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Episode 25: Timothée Chalamet Is On Drugs In The Subway

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about this years Halloween experience, the lengths someone will go when someone loses their keys and of course talks about Timothée Chalamet with his horrible addiction to doing drugs and falling asleep on the subway. The gifts just keep on giving.

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Episode 24: "I Ain't Never Met A P**sy That Didn't Love Me" (w/Moss Jones)

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam welcome Moss Jones to the show! We delve into the patriarchy, why rat tails are a great source of protein and cats that ABSOLUTLY take no for an answer...

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Episode 23: We're All Just Waiting For Our Steel Tycoon... (w/Robin Dunavant)

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam are happy to welcome the shows first guest, Robin Dunavant! We explore the mystical world of subway drinking, and dream of one day meeting a steel tycoon who will whisk us away to party's unknown!

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Episode 22: We Need To Talk About When I Met Kanye...

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This week, We talk about how Ross met Kanye and Drake in 2019, and it was weird and terrifying...

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Episode 21: Earth Angel Will Save All The Women

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Sam and Ross talk about the wonders of the angel in human form, Earth Angel. Meanwhile, at 4 AM, two men find themselves witnessing something they can never unsee...grown men hugging in diapers.

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Episode 20: My Best Friend Is This Bag Of Cans

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Ross and Sam talk about rats that bless babies in the subway and discus the pains of grocery shopping alone in NYC!

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Episode 19: My Boyfriend Can Beat Up Your Boyfriend!!!

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam discus the intricacies of subway mariachi bands and some creative ways of dealing with jerks who get a little to touchy feely in NYC!

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Episode 18: F**K THE POOR! WE'RE RICH!!!

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam come to terms with 1% and talk about a man that is one blow pop away from crawling into the fetal position on the subway tracks.

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No New Episode This Week: Dark For September 11th

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

In recognition of September 11th, Sam and Ross have decided to take the week off due to it feeling a little crude to be making jokes. That topped with the fact that it was just a good week for them to catch up on other responsibilities made it worth it to just hold up on an episode this week.

We can't wait to see you all next week with more amazing and crazy NYC stories!

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Episode 17: These Usernames Are Getting Out Of Hand

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This episode, Ross and Sam talk about nyc cryptid experiences that definitely happened, and discus the absolute audacity of some of these submitters usernames.

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Episode 16: The Worst Life Coach On The Train

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about out contexts conversations, how to confidently bury a body in central park all while reading some awful life advice a young couple got on the train. The pain goes on and on, unlike the MTA.

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Episode 15: Bring Him Down Like It's The WWE!

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This episode, Ross and Sam listen to a story of a man being absolutely decimated on the train WWE style and learn the some people like to display their kinks for the whole train to see!

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Episode 14: A Gang Of Children Saved This Woman's Life

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Ross and Sam deal with the amazing world of being asked to push drugs, and talk about the Olympic event of carrying home groceries in New York City! Then later in the episode, Ross has the joy of reading out very first write in to the show!

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Episode 13: THESE PICTURES ARE CURSED

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Ross and Sam deal with butt shots and people maybe a little to polite for NYC, while also finding someone's yum that perhaps should be yucked...

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Episode 12: MICAH STILL HAS A F***ING IPHONE 11!!!

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about what it takes to run a company (Spoiler, it's top of the line iphones) and read a story the goes from violent threat to your life to being concerned your feet are cold in no time flat!

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Episode 11: He's ANGRY! He's SEETHING! And He's EVER SO SLIGHTLY WEEPING!

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about little girls seeing GHOSTS on trains, and boys being SET ON FIRE on buses. Geez. Get it together MTA. You're drunk. Go home.

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Episode 10: Clubs Are The Worst Places On Earth

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This Week, Ross and Sam search for both a little good and a little bad in the city.

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Episode 9: But What If It Sparks Joy?

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 13:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam talk about bad airplane etiquette and helping someone in need while drunk at 2 in the morning. Strap yourself in and don't break that hip! This is a wild one!

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Episode 8: Birthday Shenanigans!

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 01:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam recount their joint birthday endeavors and talk about catching real life shiny Pokémon in the form of albino NYC rats!

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Episode 7: WE FOUND THE TEASURE OF CAPTAIN WILLIAM KIDD!!!

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross and Sam embark on a journey to obtain the long lost treasure of the notorious pirate, WILLIAM KIDD!!! And OH! What glorious treasure they find...

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Episode 6: NYC Blackouts

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This week, Ross has a run in with a local NYC prankster and Sam falls asleep on the subway and wakes up to chaos! We then read about some stories from the fascinating historic blackouts of NYC.

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Episode 5: ANY JUICE! SOME WATER! A SIP OF A DRINK!

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

In the episode, Ross and Sam talk about a man desperate for a little drink, and a man who does the unspeakable in a NYC pub!

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Episode 4: You MUST Move

Thu, 26 May 2022 01:00:00 -0400

This episode, Ross talks about the ordeals of flying out of the city while Sam laments the society of roundabouts!

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Episode 3: Grampy Stories

Thu, 19 May 2022 03:00:00 -0400

This episode, we talk about a close call in the subway and the unfortunate consequences of cremating a loved one! Hold your breath!

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Episode 2: Lets Go See The Monkeys!

Thu, 12 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This episode, we zoom in on a story about a big city bear with anxiety issues and a hunger for blood that only pigeons can satiate!

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Episode 1: Phantom Nut Pain

Thu, 05 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

In this episode, we explore the many myriads of New Yorkers grooving and boogying in the subway! On the other hand, we got man babies throwing a fit on fifth avenue. Oh the wonders to behold!