The ELQE crew review each of the spiritual auras and try to decide who is the most haunted.  

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The ELQE crew reminisce about how Halloween used to be and complain about the modern version of Trunk or Treating.  

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The ELQE crew dive into recent events and the political turmoil surrounding them. 

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The ELQE crew discuss sexy cartoons and dudes with no game.

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The ELQE crew discuss the way the Trader Joe's cashiers flirt with everyone.

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The ELQE crew complain about someone they know who is plagued with terrible BO and how ignorant women keep given them attention.

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The ELQE crew discuss the recent trend of collecting Labubu's as well as some of the other trinkets that they hoard.

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The ELQE crew explore the ancestry of the Suckaneer and the customs of royal fluffers.

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The ELQE crew discuss the terrible nature of work situationships.

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The ELQE crew review some of the horrible reality dating shows on TV and pitch some even worse ones.

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The ELQE crew discover the Blanco sisters swallow gum, among other curious habits.

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The ELQE crew have been elected to the LA City Council by totally legit landslide victory. They discusses some new rules and regulations for the city.

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The ELQE crew discusses some of the crazy things they have witnessed.

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The ELQE crew covers recent events, ICE invading Los Angeles, the war with Iran.

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The ELQE crew explores alternate realities and their variants if they had made different life decisions.

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The ELQE crew discuss the shows they neglected even though everyone was watching the.

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The ELQE crew discuss the video games that they have been playing lately.

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The ELQE crew contemplates becoming right wing extremists in the hopes of finally making some money.

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The ELQE crew gets into the spirit of the summer and prepare the playlist that will make them throw that ass back.

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The ELQE crew gets into Dungeons and Dragons by rolling dice and exploring their stats.

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The ELQE crew talks about the many trials of being a mom.

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The ELQE crew talks about the movies they watch when they need a good cry session.

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The ELQE crew is too broke and too old to go to Coachella so they complain about the many ways how festivals suck.

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The ELQE crew gets cancelled after their group chat gets leaked to a national journalist.

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The ELQE crew discuss their hate for specific celebrities. 

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The ELQE crew discuss the dangers of artificial intelligence. Kevin performs the song that ChatGPT wrote about his girlfriend's fat ass.

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The ELQE crew celebrate international women's day by highlighting some of worlds most hated women.

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The ELQE crew celebrate St. Patrick's Day by discussing their favorite Irish actors.

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The ELQE crew discuss some of the video games that currently hold their attention.

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The ELQE crew ponder the question "What celebrities could we realistically flirt with?" and from there they explore their horny dreams.

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The ELQE crew try not to think about the absolute horror of our current political climate. Instead, we imagine a world where we split the country amongst ourselves and pick political advisors from TV and film.

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The ELQE crew celebrate Valentine's Day by pooling their favorite songs for sexy times.

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The ELQE crew plan out a romantic trip to a drive in movie theatre.

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The ELQE crew start the infighting by sharing their hot takes.

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The ELQE crew talk about the fires that currently burning through Los Angeles.

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The ELQE crew discuss the aliens that have invaded New Jersey and welcome our new overlords.

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The ELQE crew honors the death of President jimmy Carter by discussing the mysterious gooner magic that kept him alive.

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The ELQE crew start making plans for the new year.

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The ELQE crew ring in the new year by comparing each others Spotify Wrapped and the top listened to lists.

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The ELQE crew channel reviews the recent events surrounding a certain insurance CEO and a handsome alleged anarchist.

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The ELQE crew channel their holiday hate by recounting the aspects of the season that they don't care for.

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The ELQE crew celebrate the start of the holiday season by remembering song of the songs that filled their homes during the holidays.

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The ELQE crew celebrate Thanksgiving by being bitter haters as always.

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The ELQE crew entertain the hypotheticals of knowing the time of their death and what they would do with immortality. 

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The ELQE crew wallow in despair after the election. To avoid from spiraling into hopeless depression, the crew picks their favorite politicians from TV and Film

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The ELQE crew celebrate the Dodgers winning the World Series and prepare for the next run of the LA riots.

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The ELQE crew fantasize about being abducted by aliens and having sexy demons possess their bodies.

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The ELQE crew was supposed to talk about scary dreams and nightmares but instead they talked about Lord of the Rings.

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The ELQE crew disposes of Kevin's body and discusses creepy fairytales and folklore.

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The ELQE crew continues the spooky season with talks radioactive girls and other paranormal people.

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The ELQE crew kicks off the first week of Spooky Season by talking about aliens.

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Live from the Blanco Summer estate deep in the Guatemalan Mountains, the ELQE crew celebrates the release of the 100th episode! The crew reminisces  on some of their favorite bits and jokes and are joined by friends for a live show

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The ELQE crew reminisces about bands that are long gone and the concerts they will never get to see.

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The ELQE crew plots to screw with local Italian restaurants, JP Morgan, and eventually, the entire US of A.

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The ELQE crew discusses how the crash of the housing market has led to the death of the house party.

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The ELQE crew reviews the latest tiktok trends and the very best in brainrot..

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The ELQE crew recaps 2024 Paris Olympics and makes plans for the newest sport to be added to the competition.

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The ELQE crew talks about the many unrealistic ways they would dispose of a dead body.

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The ELQE crew talks about wanting to throw up in front of your boss.

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The ELQE crew talks about some family lore and their plans to destabilize China.

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The ELQE crew talks about their worst traits and the Suckaneer makes a guest appearance.

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The ELQE crew talks about the times they almost died.

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The ELQE crew talks about movie monsters, tropes, and clichés.

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The ELQE crew gets fed up with summer and all the crap it brings. 

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The ELQE crew gets nostalgic on physical media. 

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The ELQE crew discusses the songs that make them feel some type of way. 

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The ELQE crew plans the filming of the Suckaneer trilogy and explores their dream threesomes. 

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The ELQE crew plans to gatekeep all the great things about their fair city because outsiders suck.

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The ELQE crew discuss what old movies they plan to force their kids to watch.

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The ELQE crew finds a genies lamp and gets 3 wishes and they end up cursing themselves .

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The ELQE crew reminisce about about school days and plan out the billionaire version of the hunger games.

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The ELQE crew dreams of the upcoming baby gurl summer.

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The ELQE crew recaps Kevin and Carlos recent trip to Texas.

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The ELQE crew keep the thought going from last week and complain about the many behaviors they are now too old for.

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The ELQE crew ponder their old age and discover the many activities they are now too old for.

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The ELQE complain about how everything is cringe and they start their own Disney gang.

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The ELQE crew recognize some of the horniest characters in TV and Film.

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The ELQE crew runs through some "Am I the A**hole" scenarios.

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The ELQE crew complains about crappy bands.

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The ELQE celebrates Valentine's Day 2024. Following tradition from prior years, we share song love songs with each other as we dedicate songs to the platonic loves our lives. We know what platonic means…but do the listeners? Check the link-tree in our insta for a playlist of all the songs we used.

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The ELQE crew returns from their hiatus and talk about what they're looking forward to in 2024 and recap some memories from 2023.

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The ELQE crew wraps up the holiday season! This is the seventh and final episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. After 14 hours and a ton of drinks, the crew discusses the best holiday songs to smash to, and we finally got Colleen to fall asleep mid recording.


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The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the sixth episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. No guest on this one, just the OG crew. Not gonna lie, things start to get a bit sloppy on this one.


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The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the fifth episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is the Tristan,  aka Tanjint Wiggy Woo, IE writter amnd muscian. Tanjint reminds us that the Inland Empire is the up and coming hub for hip hop culture.


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The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the fourth episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is the oldest (and some might say best) Blanco sister, Vicki! 

Making her triumphant return to the show, Vicki tries to depend herself against her sisters unseemly allegations. Colleen and Renee launch their case and try to cancel their sister.

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The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the third episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is friend of the show and bassist for Civerous, Drew.

Kevin reminices on arcade dates with drug dealers, and Drew reveals a raunchy group chat from older white ladies.


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The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the second episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is friend of the show and bassist for Civerous, Drew.
Kevin declares that he doesn't like to have sex during warm weather.
Colleen drops some jello eating slurp ASMR.
Drew alludes that people who don't like flan are totally racist.
Producer Carlos realizes the relationship between his dads birthday and his own.

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The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the first episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit.
Kevin fights off a horde of shoppers as if they were stampeding Uruk-Hai.
Colleen choked out an old lady for a 50 inch flat-screen.
Intern Renee roams the aisles of stores watching fights and waiting to yell World Star!
Producer Carlos shares some Black Friday horror stories from his days working at Toys R Us.

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The ELQE crew answers questions from our fans. 
Kevin berates our fans for not asking him about pegging. Colleen tells us about the infidelity of her youth and her plans to smash her ex's dad. Intern Renee has a complex ranking of her friends with multiple tiers, and yes she's involved in several exclusive group chats. Producer Carlos narrowly avoided a scandalous affair with a potential baby-momma.

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The ELQE crew reminisces about some their wildest adventures with intern Renee. No spoilers for this one. 

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The ELQE crew draws names from a hat and talks about imaginary fights between famous killers of cinema. Kevin calls Michael Myers the ugly bottom because he gets no top, despite the fact that he's 7 feet tall. Colleen would let the Cenobites from Hellraiser pass her around like a hot potato. Intern Renee makes a case for Jeff Goldblum in The Fly thanks to his big hair. Producer Carlos may have accidentally started the trend of women thirsting after Ghostface. 

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The ELQE crew shares scary stories over a campfire with smores. Kevin discovers our  newest piece of merch, the Le Pusse Purse by Prada. Colleen argues that Bert and Ernie are siblings not lovers. Intern Renee shares the children's story of Tailypo. Producer  Carlos curses the cast and all the listeners by exposing them to the horror thought experiment of Roko's Basilisk.

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The ELQE crew sets the scary mood trading stories of real life murders. Kevin swears to wipe out the entire familial line  of the person who unalives his future kid. Colleen tells us about the murder premonitions her father had in his youth. Intern Renee knows a girl from high school who grew up to be a fake model and is now more than likely a serial killer. Producer Carlos needs to buy a Ring door camera so that he doesn't get murdered by some random crazy knocking on his door in the night.

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E058 Haunted Office

The ELQE crew kicks off October talking about scary places. Kevin stays unusually quiet since he was terrified throughout the whole episode. Colleen shares the parallel creepy dreams that she's shared with her dad proving she's gifted...or high. Intern Renee has a ghost haunting her office but she girl bossed her way out. Producer Carlos imagines what the crew would be like as ghosts.

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The ELQE crew talks about concert experiences.
Kevin saw a girl get her eyelid ripped out while watching A Day to Remember in Irvine.
Colleen broke her foot at a skacore backyard show and in tru punk spirit didnt go to the hospital.
Intern Renee reminices watching Yeah Yeah Yeahs on Subterranean on MTV2.
Producer Carlos gets admonished for owning a Zune and not being an Apple fanboy.

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The ELQE has a 90's flashback on the videogames of their youth.
Kevin blames the relationship habits of millennial men on Carmen SanDiego and her commitment issues.
Colleen used her dads work laptop for the Atari classics and educational games.
Intern Renee was spreading memes on sketchy chatrooms before we even knew what viral meant.
Producer Carlos plans to corrupt his young nephew by exposing him to video games.

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The ELQE crew talks about red flags and relationship habits. Kevin goes on a 30 minute long rant about Gundam. Colleen plots the ultimate revenge of sleeping with a  boyfriends dad. Intern Renee decides to piss off the entire cosplay community
Producer Carlos  reminds us of his crippling gambling habits.

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The ELQE crew explores the pseudo-science of praying for bigger boobs. 
Kevin tells us how he made sweet love to his body pillow. 
Colleen surveys her friends and family and uncovers an illuminati boob conspiracy, a boobinati if you will. Intern Renee discovers the evil plan by the un-named third Blanco sister to magically steal boob essence.  Producer Carlos finds himself wondering if TV evangelists might be on to something.

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The ELQE crew takes on the Barbie x Oppenheimer double feature and reminisces on the cinema experience.
Kevin blames the movie for an old breakup and tells us how that Einstein was banging his cousin.
Colleen violates her NDA and reveals what movie was filmed at her office, she may have locked eyes with Florence Pugh.
Intern Renee prepares to throw an Oppenheimer-themed party complete with never-ending martinis and explosive playlists.
Producer Carlos remembers as a teenager sneaking into multiple movies in a single day and sneaking in food in his baggy 2000's jeans.

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The ELQE crew looks at movie stereotypes.
Kevin reveals the deep dark truth behind the movie/musical "Mamma Mia".
Colleen walks around acting like she's 6'7'' so she's typecast as the muscle of the crew.
Intern Renee is going to double-cross the crew after the big heist and take the whole thing for herself.
Producer Carlos was the copycat killer all along that no one suspected and yes, he killed Colleen first.


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The ELQE crew talks about pirate ships and the places they would love to explore.
Kevin walks the plank and tells us about the most important job on a naval vessel.
Colleen channels her inner survivalist and dreams about rainforest exploration.
Intern Renee reminds us that the alien from the Predator movies might be the freakiest creature around.
Producer Carlos might need to see a therapist because he wants to go into deep space and dive into the supervoid.

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E050 Haters Day Parade #2

The ELQE crew remembers that they're a bunch of haters who get annoyed by everything. Kevin is prepared to unleash unholy violence on people who fart in his vicinity. Colleen merges aggressively into traffic in order to teach the slow drivers a lesson. Producer Carlos regrets buying an ugly suit that's been sitting in his closet for 8 years. Intern Renee tries to defend Mediterranean food despite it being the most mid cuisine on the planet.

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The ELQE crew whets their appetites talking about the best meals of their lives. 
Kevin recounts the time he and Carlos were invited into a sushi restaurant by a ghost.
Colleen thinks about the Guatemalan dishes her grandma made like salpicon and jocón.
Intern Renee thinks back on her time in DC and hungers for the pork and lychee salad from Rose’s Luxury.
Producer Carlos reminisces on the brisket nachos he had 10 years ago while escaping a baby shower.

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The ELQE crew gets anxious over fliying. Kevin hates air travel soo much that he would rather be drugged, kidnapped, and delivered to his destination. Colleen comes up with a brilliant idea to revolutionize travel but realizes bullet trains already exist. Intern Renee believes that no one has ever actually fucked in an airplane bathroom mid-air. Producer Carlos is always looking for the emergency parachutes that the flight attendants have hidden in the drink cart.

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The ELQE crew calls their biggest fan. Special guest, Stretch, tells us about the struggles of his early 20s and how the ELQE podcast has helped him. Kevin shares the story of how he first met Stretch and unintentionally changed his life. Colleen is constantly in fight-or-flight mode and needs thunderstorm ASMR to go to bed. Intern Renee admits that she only gets 4 hours of sleep per night, which explains her vampire-like behavior.
Producer Carlos needs a constant flow of tall cups of ice to survive.

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The ELQE crew takes a deep dive into their obsessions. Kevin literally gave us a 2-hour drunk history rendition of the Bakumatsu period of Japan. Colleen loves trash tv, specifically the incestuous lives of Appalachian Mountain families. Intern Renee falls under the cliché of older hispanic moms by collecting small animal figurines. Producer Carlos only gets to talk about Gundam and anime with Kevin.

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The ELQE crew calls their siblings in the hopes of embarrassing stories.  Kevin tries drive a wedge between the Blanco sisters. Colleen solidifies her reputation as a clothes thief who doesn't wear deodorant. Intern Renee shows us how she raised her brother like a prince. Producer Carlos realizes that his crippling mental health is the product of his sisters dropping him on his head as a baby.
Shoutout to our special guests callers, Carlos' sisters Gaby and Diana, and Colleen and Renee's brother Fernando.

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The ELQE crew gets caught at the Etiwanda Preserve. Kevin is the right kind of white boy to keep you out of trouble. Colleen, on the other hand, gets caught red-handed a little too often. Producer Carlos is detained for throwing it down in public. Intern Renee is a perfect angel... and devil's advocate.  

The ELQE crew blazes it and celebrates 420.
Kevin was the absolute safest high driver of all time.
Colleen was that girl that would smoke before work and then hyperfixate on everything.
Intern Renee sets the vibes by enjoying a nice blunt followed by couple episodes of Sailor Moon.
Producer Carlos gets nostalgic about melting into the couch and dying laughing while watching Chappelle's Show.

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The ELQE crew talks about road trip rules. 
Kevin does not allow messy snacks in his car but demands that his right-seater feed him chicken nuggets.
Colleen will take naps and steal your snacks, proving she is a true passenger princess.
Producer Carlos will kick you out of the car if your playlist is whack or if your wear too much perfume.

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The ELQE crew contemplates their survival on a deserted island. Kevin has a very specific fantasy involving Bear Grylls and his survival knife. Colleen needs some strong wood to fuel her fire if you know what we mean. Producer Carlos plans to be the best chef on this deserted island. Intern Renee needs all the underwear she can get.  

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The ELQE crew remembers the hottest teachers from their formative years.
Kevin gave his 2nd grade teacher a Vietnam PTSD flashback.
Colleen never got into a real schoolyard fight and thats why she beats up Carlos.
Intern Renne will fight both her sisters on PPV in the first ever ELQE UFC Fight Night.
Producer Carlos had a pornstar teaching AP Biology and a coach talking about hentai.

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The ELQE crew talks about giving up substances and behaviors. 
Kevin lives up to his hipster roots and claims he could give up anything...except music.
Colleen takes her coffee seriously, you should buy her an iced black americano with 6 shots. Producer Carlos needs caffeine soo much that he's already had a redbull induced heart attack.
Intern Renee thinks she could take heroin and be fine after.

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The ELQE crew discusses unreal work situations. Kevin crushes his job interviews with one line. Colleen proves that any word can be a verb. Producer Carlos is just a jolly trolly man making wishes come true. Intern Renee continues to be plagued by paranormal activities... are her fears really irrational? 

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The ELQE crew talks about first crushes. Kevin was inspired to be a writer by the first pretty blonde that talked to him. Colleen announces her new dating show that is totally not a copy of The Bachelorette. Intern Renee reminds us to swipe left on the super attractive men on Tinder. Producer Carlos  just wants to berate handsome men on national television.

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The ELQE crew celebrates President's Day by ranking the hotness of our founding fathers. 
Kevin ignores the prompt and instead ranks them based on which one he would marry. Colleen says she needs a big boy like Ulysses S. Grant to keep her warm at night. Intern Renee says f**k Andrew Jackson and his ugly face. Producer Carlos respects a man with a skin care routine like Alexander Hamilton.

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The ELQE crew is feeling the love this Valentine's Day as they discuss the songs they want played at their weddings. Kevin is gonna take a page out of Adam Sandlers book. Colleen will finally become a mob wife with her 60's style wedding. Intern Renee is likely to start making out with her groom mid ceremony. Producer Carlos steals the crown of King of Chaos away from Kevin.

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The ELQE Crew cannot stand thick, viscous liquids. Kevin dreams of being a snail. Colleen has an aversion to just about every texture known to man. Producer Carlos is THE egg slut. Intern Renee suspiciously knows too much about Limp Bizkit. 

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The ELQE crew talks about their favorite smells and their plans for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
Kevin wonders about the relationship between being brestfed as a kid and love of pancakes as an adult.
Colleen would start a cult while stepping on men with her platform boots.
Intern Renee takes the easy way out and unalives herself at the first sign of trouble.
Producer Carlos hopes this whole thing will just blow over like in Shaun of the Dead.

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The ELQE crew reminisces about Tumblr’s golden era and discusses unconventional hotties with returning guests Michelle and Pilar. Making out, dry humping, and mole licking. Pick your poison.

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Colleen and Carlos battle it out, tamale style. Renee reveals her freak nasty secret talent. Kevin finds a way to make us all cry. Join us for a more emotional episode where we discuss navigating this beautiful game we call life.  

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The ELQE crew reflects on 2022 while welcoming the new year. Kevin explores his spirituality…and sexuality? Colleen is headed straight to the E.T. landfill. Producer Carlos continues plotting his revenge against every slight that has befallen him. Intern Renee wants to know what you’re doing with your fourth hand.

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E028 Holiday Movies

The ELQE crew feels the holiday spirit as they discuss their favorite holiday movies. Kevin dreams of fucking Cold Miser because it reminds him of Jesse Eisenberg. Colleen runs some meticulous quality control on her lady bits. Intern Renee romanticizes a holiday in Bruges. Producer Carlos feels the rhythm while rewatching Cool Runnings.

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The ELQE crew pretends to be cultured by discussing different Christmas traditions from around the world.
Kevin takes us to Japan for a bucket of KFC chicken.
Colleen shows us the burning devil piñatas of Guatemala.
Intern Renee gets spicy with stories of Krampus from Germany.
Producer Carlos gets curious about China's version of Santa who plays a saxophone and sleeps with your mom. 

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The ELQE crew recounts hoe stories and kinks. Kevin, the Ghost of Hoes Past, kink shames Colleen with good reason. Returning guests, Michelle and Pilar, discuss getting a little dirty in the shower. Producer Carlos and Intern Renee quietly listen and jot down information in their blackmail journals.

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The ELQE rank the best Thanksgiving side dishes of all time. Kevin talks about his dads desire to be a space detective. Colleen proves to us that she is nasty gremlin who cant be trusted and should be exiled from polite society. Intern Renee claims to have an amazing green bean caserole but really she just stole the receipe that every 40 year old white lady use. Producer Carlos shows us how to take your leftovers to the next level.

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The ELQE crew dips into their seasonal depression with random hate.
Kevin's inner colonizer shows as he makes plans for global warfare.
Colleen struggles with her deep love of Christmas and her hatred for how stores and people decorate before Thanksgiving.
Intern Renee theorizes about the origins of No Nut November and wine moms.
Producer Carlos shares the sad story of how his family stopped getting Christmas trees but sadly gets derailed by our lovely hosts.

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The ELQE crew turns into a bunch of boomers and complains about younger generations. Kevin complains about the ignorance of Young Will and 4th wave emo. Colleen realizes she's now the old person at live shows. Intern, Renee , claims she was listening to No Doubt before anyone else. Producer Carlos gets dress-coded for his slutty outfits

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The ELQE crew gets back to their roots talking about hypothetical sex and all kinds of nasty ish. Kevin recounts the explicit scenes from "The Tudors" and proves Kevin's Law, which states that any conversation with this group will devolve into porn within 15 minutes. Colleen vents about how people who live tweet during TV shows are the worst. Intern Renee looks at the benefits of both riding on trains and running a train. Producer Carlos reprises his role as Squire Boy #2 during one of Kevin's most sexual bits.

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The ELQE closes out the spooky season with a discussion about urban legends.
Kevin thinks he can teach Jitterbug dance choreography to El Silbon. Colleen wants to meet aliens so she can find out the truth behind the disappearance of Jim Sillivan. Intern Rene details her thirst for lanky boys as she fearlessly flirts with various cryptids. Producer Carlos reminds us that we do not belong in forests with the unsettling tales of Search and Rescue Forest Rangers.

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The ELQE crew shares some of the scariest things they've ever experienced. Kevin reviews the origins of his crust punk band, Piss Ghost. Colleen describes the haunted house from her childhood in the worst hellscape imaginable... Arizona. Special guest and BBL Bimbo, Michelle, details the long-standing connection between hoodrats and clown figurines and the story of how their aunt cursed them with a demonic clown toy. Live studio audience member and co-Bimbo, Pilar, reveals terrors beyond the imagination. Producer Carlos shares a core memory of the worst nightmare of his life which includes faceless government agents in an infinitely long room. 

The ELQE crew talks about scary movies that left an impression on them. 
Kevin doesnt like spooky movies and actively avoids them but was recently forced to watch "The Empty Man(2020)". 
Colleen craves demonic possession and admits to her alien kink while recommending "The Wailing(2016)" and Pet Sematary (1989 film).
Intern Renee recommended "Black Christmas (1974)" and talks about how she was into feet play but then she watched "Gerald's Game (2017)" and now she has to keep her feet under the covers.
Producer Carlos discussed the sound design of one of his favorite video games "Dead Space(2008)" and recommended "The Mist(2007)" and "It Follows (2014)".   

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The ELQE crew kicks off spooky season by talking about witchcraft. Kevin gives us a detailed look into his favorite anime, the Muslim apocalypse. Special guest Nikki Hicks teaches us about Wicca, spirituality, and the plagiarism behind the fanfiction known as Christianity. Colleen gives us the witchy background of her siblings paranormal abilities. Intern Renee reveals her narcissism by admitting that she wants to fuck a robot that looks like herself. Producer Carlos relives abandoning religion in his youth.

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The ELQE crew discusses their ideal partner. Kevin needs a chaotic girl who will chase the bit with him but will end up with the female version of his brother. Colleen wants a confident world-class artist with a touch of narcissism but she'll settle for Adam Sandler. Intern Renee doesn't need a man but will accept a soft-spoken European who she can boss around. Producer Carlos once again gets typecast as the dad of the group who just wants Long Beach blondie.

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The ELQE crew talks about losing their virginity and shares some teenage trauma. Kevin lovingly describes Central American Male anatomy. Colleen shares the tragic story of she was gaslit by doctors. Intern Renee claims that she has no recollection. Producer Carlos sounds like he's frying chicken in the bathroom.

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Kevin gets ready to pitch a phallic Gundam to Shark Tank. Colleen reveals her tough first date standards. Intern Renee relives the anger and trauma of sharing prom with Colleen. Producer Carlos reveals the secret to good posture is having older sisters who are willing to hurt you.

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The ELQE crew gets drunk at brunch. Kevin tells us about his adventures at Emo Night. Colleen confesses her love of court procedures. Intern Renee almost gets puked on by her sister. Producer Carlos makes plans to take the team out for professional ear wax cleaning.

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The ELQE crew reminisces on playtime as a kid. Kevin ran toy soldier wargames with Captain Hanny. Colleen made dramatic novelas with the Hulk cheating on Barbie. Intern Renee had to search the neighborhood for a certain sister who fell asleep in the sand pit. Producer Carlos realizes that the sad stories we heard about babies left in hot cars were about Colleen.

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The ELQE crew talks about mental health. Special guest Nikki Hicks comes on the show to discuss the dark side of anti-depressants. Kevin reveals what he has in common with David Carradine. Colleen shares distressing OBGYN stories. Intern Renee disguises her Zoloft as birth control pills. Producer Carlos remembers a time when Kevin was more medicated and less chaotic.

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The crew looks inward and discusses their toxic behaviors. Kevin sends dick videos at inappropriate times. Colleen explores her cliche latina jealousy. Producer Carlos watched    patiently as the Duendes joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Intern Renee discovers her codependency with her sister.

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The ELQE crew gets spooky but accidentally gets horny. Kevin speaks to the United Nations about killing Duende trolls. Colleen auditions for the role of salty mother-in-law on a Spanish novella. Producer Carlos fondly remembers the extra sexy Carl's Jr commercials of the early 2000's. Intern Renee buys a signed original of "Saturn Devouring his Son".

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The ELQE crew takes fan questions. Kevin contemplates the look and feel of geriatric genitalia. Colleen reminisces about her vibrator aka Javier. Producer Carlos plans a trip for the crew to Olivander's Sex Toy Shop in the Harry Potter theme park. Intern Rene has fled the country seeking asylum.

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The ELQE crew gets nostalgic and has some words of advice while breaking the space time continuum. Kevin makes plans to tell families at restaurants how hot they are. Colleen tells her younger self to channel her hoe powers. Producer Carlos reminisces about LAN parties and chicken tenders. Intern Renee is out this week on a field trip to storm the capital. 

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The ELQE crew realizes they are living a twisted version of "A Christmas Carol".
Kevin admits he hasn't manscapped since 2007. Colleen plans a Last Supper themed cosplay party. Intern Renee defends the honor of Keanu Reeves. Producer Carlos tries his Schwarzenegger impression and admits to watching Christmas movies in March.

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The ELQE crew talks about their obsessions and guilty pleasures. Kevin talks about his favorite Pornhub channels. Colleen tells us which "Lord of the Rings" characters she would smash. Special guest Bre proves she is a Twilight superfan. Producer Carlos convinces Kevin to start an cosplay OnlyFans for his D in cosplay.

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In celebration of Valentines Day, the ELQE crew gets wine drunk and talks about heartbreak songs. Kevin tells us about emo band history. Colleen relives her worst breakups. Intern Renee admits she wants to watch Ewan McGregor and Jim Carey get it on. Producer Carlos reminds us that we don't talk about Degrassi. 

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The ELQE crew is completely unhinged and there's no theme for this week. Kevin talks about period sex and his black bean recipe. Colleen tells us her strip club experience and her butthole drops the prophecy of the second coming. Producer Carlos is off mic because he's too mouthy.

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The ELQE crew celebrates Mother's day! Special Guest Bre comes on the show to discuss the ups and downs of being a teen mom. Colleen and Bre share pregnancy stories while Kevin and Carlos listen in horror.
"I'm not the bi**h that shit on you, you're the bi**h that got shit on."
-Bre's Mom

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The ELQE gang self diagnoses their depression, Kevin wallows in suffering because he's an artist, Colleen and intern Renee realize that all latinas become social workers or nurses, and producer Carlos tries his hand at daddy ASMR.

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The  ELQE crew talks about their childhood shenanigans. Kevin talks about the milk wars, Colleen tells us about her sons gang activity, and intern Renee tells the story of her encounter with the Vampire of Berlin.

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