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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Part 3 of James Joyce&apos;s <em>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. </em>In this episode, we cover section 5, the final part of the novel, and answer life-altering questions such as the following:<br/><br/>Are we actually stupid?<br/>Is Stephen Dedalus a flop poet? <br/>And has James Joyce forever tainted our enjoyment of literature?  <em><br/></em><br/>Stay tuned to the end to find out what book we are tearing a new one next!<br/><br/>Intro and outro music by <a href='https://pixabay.com/users/nesrality-22721863/?tab=audio&amp;utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=audio&amp;utm_content=8223'>Nesrality</a> from <a href='https://pixabay.com/music/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=music&amp;utm_content=8223'>Pixabay</a>.</p><p>Joyce, J., &amp; Anderson, C. G. (1986). <em>A portrait of the artist as a young man: Text, criticism, and Notes</em>. Penguin Books. </p>]]></description>
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